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do it. Let's do it. I'm traveling now. Our

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guest tonight is a Democratic congressman

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from Ohio and a candidate for presidents

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of the United States. Tim Ryan is joining us. Everybody

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also on tonight's show. Everything

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you see on TV is fake. You

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meet the dogs who live better than you. And

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it's now lead all for foreign governments to meddle

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in America's elections. So let's catch up on

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today's headlines. First

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up, the college admissions

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scandal. Three months ago, we

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found out that dozens of parents were paying

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millions of dollars to cheat their kids way

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into college, but in their defense, it was

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only because their kids were dumbas shits. Well,

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today, the courts gave us

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a taste of the punishment that's about to come,

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and unfortunately the taste isn't very

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satisfying. In Boston, they first

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defend into that massive college admissions

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cheating scandal was sentenced today. John

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Vandermore played guilty to federal racketeering

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charges, admitting he took six hundred

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and ten thousand dollars in bribes to

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try to get privileged students admitted at

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Stanford through a side door. Prosecutors

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asked for thirteen months in prison, but

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his defense attorneys argued for leniency,

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saying he used the money to pay for sailing

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uniforms, equipment, and staff

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costs. The former head coach of the

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Stanford University sailing team sentence

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to one day behind bars, time, served,

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two years probation, and at ten dollar

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five. My actions were wrong, I

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see that now, but my intentions

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were to help the team. I will carry

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this with me for the rest of my life. Wow,

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he got sentenced to just one day.

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I've been stuck in the airport longer than

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that. And it's

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funny how people only noticed that they

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were doing a bad thing after they get

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caught. My actions are wrong, I see there,

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gonna get the out of here. Man. So when

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you were taking six hundred thousand dollars in bribes, using

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things that was wrong, He's like, I'm getting a fear of a weird

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feeling. But I want to see where this girls. Yeah,

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like, do you understand how greedy it is to take

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bribes as a sailing coach? Being

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a sailing coach is already a scam, all right.

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You just hang out all all day on a boat and you

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wear sweats. Are all wrong. You don't even have to work.

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The wind does all the work for you. But

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let this be a lesson to the kids. Yeah, if you're

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black and caught using weed, you could spend years

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in jail. But if you're a coach at Stanford

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convicted of racketeering charges, you

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might have to go to prison for the rest of your

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night. Let's

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move on because we've got some very

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sad news to report. White House Press

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Secretary Sarah Huckaby Sanders is

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quitting. No,

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I said, I

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said she's I said she's quitting. I

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said she's quitting. And

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we know that this is true because she's denied

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it. But

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this news isn't that surprising because you realize she

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stopped giving press conferences months

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ago, so it's just quitting what she already

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wasn't doing. She's basically quit being

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press secretary, the same way Trump quit crossfits.

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So let's move on because

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there is breaking news about a major archaeological

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discovery that will blow your mind, man,

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And it turns out people have been getting

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high on pot for at least twenty

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dred years. Archaeologists

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in far western Nina said

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they have found the earliest direct evidence

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of marijuana use. It includes

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ten wooden balls containing burnt

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residue of pot, apparently used

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in burial rituals. That's

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right, It turns out humans have been getting

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high since five BC.

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So I guess now we know why they call it the Stone Age.

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Yeah, bit, every little

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bit beer dude, dud due

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kind of band that would have killed even harder. And

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it's interesting how the archaeologists discovered it. They

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found bowls with burnt out weed,

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and they also found DVDs of the hit prehistoric

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movie Dude, What's a Car. It

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also must have been weird being a caveman who discovered

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weed, right, he was probably sitting there with an unlit blunt

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in his mouth looking at his friend like, man, the

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sweet is amazing. And once we discover fire,

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this ship is gonna hate even harder. Man. All

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right, let's for the headlines. Let's move on to our

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main story. Let's

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talk about strangers as

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kids. We were all taught the same lesson.

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If a stranger tries to talk to you, you

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run away and tell your mom. In

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fact, you will probably remember those hilarious

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p s A s that were on TV all the

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time. You've already been told about

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strangers dressing up in uniforms. But

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there are other traps you need to know about.

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Hey, kid, I'll teach you how to hit

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this ball right over the fence. Come on, it'll

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be fine. Trust your own

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feelings. You

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doing um. You

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know we're making a movie over there. You want to go see it. Only

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professional agencies hire kids for TV

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work. Stay away from people in cars

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are vans. Your mom's been hurt,

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she's in the hospital. She sent me to come and get you. What's

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the secret code A word? I don't

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know the code word. You don't need to get near

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the car to talk to someone inside. Goddamn,

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that girl got away quickly. She

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didn't even mess rue together. That woman half a second

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to prove herself, and just you saying bolted

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out of there. Yeah, she can just run

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down the street. She hopped on a moving train and left town

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forever. She's like, no code word? And

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also, was it just me? Or some of those actors

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in that ps a little too good? Huh, like

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that toe tickle over here. Huh. That

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guy is either the best actor in the world or he wasn't

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acting at all. Not even

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though those videos were hilarious. We all got the message

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right, it's not safe to take candy

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from strangers. But yesterday

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we found out about one person who clearly never

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learned that lesson growing up, and that person

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is now the President of the United States, and

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breaking news stunning words from the President

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tonight, Trump saying moments

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ago that he would take dirt on his political

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opponent if Russia, China,

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or any foreign country offered that dirt,

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did he'd take the dirt and not call the FBI.

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Okay, this is just crazy, people. After

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everything this country has gone through, huh, Russian

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meddling, two years of Mala, and that shitty

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Game of Thrones ending. After all of that, Trump

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has turned around and said that he would accept

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foreign helped to win the election,

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Like, apparently foreign dirts is the only

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import he won't put tariffs on. And

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I guess in a way it makes sense. Why would Donald Trump

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do anything differently if he never faced

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any real consequences he

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won the election. He's not being charged. He's

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almost definitely not being impeached. Like, from

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his perspective, using intel from foreigners

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worked out great. It's like touching a hot stove

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and getting an orgasm. Yeah, it

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doesn't happen that way for most people. But if it works for you, you're

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gonna just keep touching stores all the time. Now.

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Usually, usually when Trump

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gets into trouble for saying something, it's because

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of a tweet that he sends that everyone interprets a different

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way. But this time it's coming straight from

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the horse's mouth, your campaign.

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This time around. If foreigners, if Russia,

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if China, if someone else offers you information

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and upon it, should the acceptors, should they call the FBI?

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I think maybe you do both. I think you might

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want to listen. I don't there's nothing wrong with

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listening. If somebody called from

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a country, Norway, we

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have information on your opponent. Oh,

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I think I'd want to hear it. Wait, Norway

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was talking about Norway? No Way, he's

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not trying to meddle in American's election, Like what secret

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information would no Way even have? Gonna

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be calling in like, Hello, I don't know if you know this but Kamala

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Harris likes for odds. Oh.

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And also Pete Buddha likes FI odds.

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Oh, and this is a good one. Elizabeth Warren like small

8:29

FI odds. All of our information is

8:32

about the odds, which

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will always bring up Norway. And

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of course Trump would take a call from Norway. He

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loves Norway. I bet you if Zimbabwe

8:43

called Trump for any reason, he'd be

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like, hello, I'd like to report a shiphole,

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Count Dree. And

8:51

even when Stephanopolis pressed Trump

8:53

on the legality of colluding with the foreign nation,

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Trump doubled down and then even tripled

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down. Okay, let's put yourself

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in a position. You're a congressman. Somebody

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comes up and says, hey, I have information

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on your opponent. Do you call the FBI.

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I don't think. I've seen a

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lot of things over my life. I don't think in my whole

9:11

life, I've ever called the FBI in my

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whole life. I don't. You don't call the FBI. You

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throw somebody out of your office, You do whatever you d

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a stolen briefing book he called the FBI. Well,

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that's different is stolen briefing book. This isn't

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stuff. This is somebody that said, we have information

9:25

on your opponent. Oh, let me call

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the FBI, give me a break. Life doesn't

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work. FBI director says, that's what should happen. The

9:32

FBI director is wrong. Whoa

9:38

FBI director is wrong? I

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guess Trump likes law and order, and so the lord

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doesn't follow his orders. Because that was a weird

9:44

one. And also, does anyone pick up the part where

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he says, I've seen a lot of things

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in my life and never called the FBI.

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Now, I'm just wondering what other crimes Trump has

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witnessed that he didn't report. I've seen it all.

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George murders, kidnap, things

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where those tickling kids fee but I

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know snatch. Here's

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the thing, this is not one of those issues

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that's left versus rights, Democrat

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versus Republican. No. In fact, even Trump's

10:15

loyal subjects are calling him

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out. Some Republicans who are

10:19

normally hesitant to rebuke the president

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are speaking out. My reaction should

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reach out to the FBI. The appropriate

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action to take is to call the

10:28

FBI. I think it's a mistake. I think

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I think it's a mistake of law. I don't

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want to send a signal to encourage this. Nothing's

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free in this world. You don't want to foreign government

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or foreign entity giving you information because

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they're gonna want something back. If anybody knows that it's

10:42

the president, because there is no free lunch. If someone

10:44

gives you information, then they're gonna want influence. Yes,

10:47

the man on the couch is right. Nothing

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in life is free. And I don't know right

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now in the audience, you're thinking to yourself, what do you mean, Trevor

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take us to the Daily Show? Are free? Yeah,

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that's what we told you on the way in. But

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now sound to pay because

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look, here's the thing. Republicans

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agree on this, Democrats agree, and on the couch people

11:15

are saying it's everyone is against

11:17

Trump's pro meddling policy. Trump

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decided to do this thing on his own, and now he's

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had to get on Twitter to try and do some damage

11:25

control. It's clear this morning, though,

11:27

that the President is a bit defensive. He is

11:29

tweeting about it. I meet and talked to foreign

11:31

governments every day. I just met with the Queen of England,

11:34

UK, the Prince of Wales, and the President of Poland.

11:36

We talked about everything. Should I immediately

11:39

call the FBI about these calls and

11:41

meetings. How ridiculous. I would never be trusted

11:43

again, he writes. Okay, first of all,

11:45

there's a big difference between foreign nations slipping

11:47

you dirt on your opponents and small talk

11:50

with the queen. All right, Trump makes it sound

11:52

like we expect him to be in a broom closet of bucking and palist

11:54

like, Hello, FBI, you won't believe what the Queen

11:56

just did. She farted, she

11:59

called it but brexit, but I know what it means.

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And also, unless Trump secretly met with free

12:06

Willie, that's not how you spell Prince

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of Wales. That's

12:12

that's a different thing. He

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look, man, typos

12:19

of the least of America's problems right now, because

12:21

the presidents of the United States has

12:24

basically invited foreign governments to interfere

12:27

in America's elections if it

12:29

will help him win, and that can

12:31

be a really dangerous thing that could get him and America.

12:33

It's a big trouble. So look to

12:35

help the president understand how serious

12:38

this is, we decided to

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make a p s A just for him. Hello,

12:44

Mr President's Officer Ruin,

12:46

and I'm going to give you tips on how to say no to

12:49

collusion. I am sixty

12:51

Russian spie. I use this portable

12:54

supercomputer to hack the n C servers.

12:57

Please to come with me and do collusion.

12:59

Stay away from Russians that are just trying

13:01

to help. Hey, I'm Canadian.

13:05

You want to hear secrets of boot Pete Booty

13:08

JG being gay. If a foreign

13:10

government approaches you, run away and tell

13:12

the Donald I'm

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a Norwegian with dirt on Joe Biden

13:16

out trade you for the nuclear codes.

13:19

Sorry, it's time to make up game. What

13:22

a game? Now? You got it?

13:25

Just say no to collusion. Cover

13:30

right back, everybody, Welcome

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back to the Data show. You

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know, some news stories help us understand the world

13:50

we live in, and some news stories are just stupid.

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For those, we turned to Ronnie Chang. One

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thing I've learned about Americans is that Americans

14:06

love their pets, and I'm here to

14:08

say why pets

14:11

are kind of stupid. I mean, you spend all your

14:13

time picking up their poop, and then on top of

14:16

that, when they die, you have to go through all the trouble

14:18

of throwing them in your neighbor's yard. Uh

14:21

no, thanks, but

14:23

that's just me. Okay, Other people obsessed

14:25

with their pets and it is quite frankly getting

14:27

out of control. Doggon has often considered

14:29

their pets part of the family, and the new trend

14:32

has some families treating there furry

14:34

friends more like people. It's

14:36

called the humanization of pets and it's become

14:38

a big business across America. Massages,

14:41

blueberry facials even part

14:43

of cures and this is where doggies come for their

14:45

ultimate SPA treatment. We then give them a

14:47

massage, a grooming. Okay,

14:50

this is ridiculous. Dogs

14:52

don't need a SPA day. Every day

14:55

of a dog's life is a SPA day. Someone

14:58

feeds you, someone bathes you. I mean

15:00

they roll over, they get a massage. But when

15:02

I roll over on the massage table, I get arrested.

15:05

Okay, yeah, that makes

15:07

sense. And people

15:10

are just throwing away their

15:12

money on dog spas. They're also wasting

15:14

it on fine doggie dining. A

15:17

Manhattan restaurant has rolled out a special

15:19

menu just for dog Just

15:21

check out what's on it. A forty two

15:23

dollar rib i steak with steam veggies,

15:26

a lemon drizzled salmon filet for

15:28

twenty eight bucks, grilled chicken breast

15:31

for sixteen light bites

15:33

of carrots and apples and a berry

15:35

bol Why are you feeding

15:37

dogs forty dollar steaks? You

15:39

realize dogs will eat their own poop.

15:42

In fact, if I ran this restaurant, I would

15:45

just take the poop from my last dog customer and feed

15:47

it to the next dog customer. Okay, the

15:49

dogs would be just as happy, and you'll

15:52

recycling. So there's

15:54

dog face shows, dog massages, dog

15:56

steaks, and if you want an extra helping

15:58

of dumbass dog idea is how about dog

16:01

Mansions? The company in London has

16:03

launched its slightly the most lavish

16:06

dog houses you've ever seen. Talk about

16:08

a pampered pitch here take a look. H

16:11

kennel has air conditioning and has

16:13

heating. It even has treat dispensers. Oh

16:15

and a conference calling system so you can

16:18

communicate with your pop. By

16:20

the way, prices start at thirty

16:22

five thousand dollars and

16:24

go all the way up to a hundred and seventy

16:26

thousand dollars. A hundred

16:28

and seventy thousand dollars, I mean, who

16:31

are these rich, crazy Caucasians?

16:36

This is disgusting. Okay, Now,

16:38

millers a homeless dogs and shelters, and these

16:40

rich sons of bitches are living in mansions,

16:43

and I mean literally the mom's are bitches.

16:45

That's the scientific con By

16:47

the way, what kind of dog needs a conference calling

16:50

system? What would that call even sound

16:52

like? Hey boy, just

16:54

calling to check in? You still a dog?

16:57

Or whoa? Whoa? Okay? Cool by?

17:00

You know what? Being human sucks?

17:03

Okay? I want to be a dog. That's why

17:05

I'm officially putting myself up for adoption

17:07

to be someone's pet. That's right, I'm

17:09

just as good as any dumb dog. I can sit,

17:11

i can roll over, shake hands, and with just

17:14

a few more weeks of yoga, soon I

17:16

too will be able to lick my own butthole.

17:19

Probably shot everybody good.

17:23

Brock, Welcome

17:44

back to the Data Show. My guests tonight represents

17:46

Ohio's congressional district

17:49

and there's a Democratic presidential

17:51

candidates. Please welcome. Congressman Tim

17:53

Ryan, welcome

18:07

to the show, thanks for having and officially

18:09

welcome to the debates. You found out

18:11

today that you have qualified for the

18:13

debates. Yes, yes, we're excited

18:15

about it. Is that

18:19

is that a weight of your shoulders? Because there's so many candidates

18:21

right now? That it really is like, who's going to be at the

18:23

debates? And now you're gonna be there? Yeah, a little

18:25

bit. Most people would have never given me a chance

18:27

to get on the debate stage. And here we are,

18:29

and that's kind of the beginning of the game. And just

18:32

we're in the game and we're excited to get our message out.

18:34

Right, do you really believe that you have a shot

18:36

in this game just because you're one of the candidates

18:39

who's living in that world where in some places you're

18:41

polling between zero and two percent, Right,

18:43

I know you don't believe you're out of it. But why where

18:46

I come from? I represent the forgotten

18:49

communities of the country, And I think you look at the history

18:51

of these races Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton,

18:54

Barack Obama, Donald

18:56

Trump, I mean that the winner

18:58

comes out of usually comes out of nowhere. And

19:01

I think when people here that I come from a

19:03

forgotten community. I've represented these

19:05

forgotten people who have lost jobs the last

19:07

thirty or forty years and go back to steel

19:09

mills closing outside of Youngstown, Ohio

19:12

in the late nineteen seventies. My father

19:14

in law was one of them. I could tell you a story fifteen

19:16

years ago about my cousin Donnie. He was a Vietnam

19:18

vette. His last act his

19:21

factory was to unbolt the machine from the factory

19:23

floor, put it in a box, and ship at the China

19:26

And I could tell you a story a couple of weeks ago. The General Motors

19:28

factory that used to have sixteen thousand people

19:31

is now idle. So when people

19:33

here that I know what they're going through, I

19:36

understand it. That's what we need

19:38

in the White House. And I make one promise to him, Trevor.

19:40

All I say is all I know, and

19:43

all I can promise you is when I'm in that White

19:45

House, when I walk into that Oval office every

19:47

morning, I won't forget who you are, and

19:49

I'll know exactly what to do on your behalf.

19:52

And I think when that message gets out, we're gonna

19:54

move you. You. You. You talk about those

19:56

people who in your

19:58

district, and and what really is fascinating

20:00

about those votes as many of them votes for Barack

20:02

Obama and then they switched over to Donald

20:04

Trump, who promised that their jobs would

20:06

come back. As you said, the plants are still closing,

20:09

but we're reading that many of them still support

20:12

Donald Trump. So how would you sway that

20:14

type of votes who seems to still be with him

20:16

even though his promises have fallen apart. You know, I think

20:19

those articles are overstated. I think the shines

20:21

coming off the Apple people are saying, you made

20:23

all these promises and you hadn't delivered.

20:26

And so my argument to the Democratic voter

20:29

is to say, look, who better to prosecute

20:31

the case on the economy than the very person

20:33

who represents the communities that Donald Trump

20:36

lied to about bringing the economy

20:38

back. He hasn't done a damn thing. We're still

20:40

getting our rear ends kicked by China

20:42

with electric vehicles, with solar panels,

20:44

with wind turbines, all these manufacturing

20:46

jobs that I want to bring back. Yes, he hasn't

20:49

done anything to do that. So I'm

20:51

the best person to prosecute that case

20:54

in prosecute sorry, but

20:56

prosecute that case in western Pennsylvania,

20:59

Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa,

21:01

Indiana, those states that we need to win on

21:04

an economic argument. I believe I'm

21:06

the best person to do that. You have been big on

21:08

economics. That's been your your your talking point

21:10

for a very long time. You've said that Democrats need

21:13

to talk economics, otherwise they will lose elections.

21:15

What does that mean when you say that, Well, it means

21:17

you have to talk to what people are thinking

21:19

about and what they're feeling of

21:22

the American people still live paycheck

21:24

to paycheck. Of the American people

21:26

can't withstand a four hundred dollar emergency,

21:29

which means you blow your tire out or somebody gets

21:31

sick, your economic life unravels,

21:34

and we have to speak directly to that.

21:36

Now, those are those are you know, the people I represent

21:39

every single day, and that's what they're thinking

21:41

about. And it's not just my district. It's

21:43

there's tense cities in Los Angeles. There's

21:45

people who are in the fishing industry on the coast

21:48

that are affected by climate and everything else. They're

21:50

losing their jobs. There's you know, manufacturing

21:53

people in my area, and they're not white people

21:55

there. It's white, black, brown, gay,

21:57

straight. Urban rural people in

22:00

rural Iowa are getting killed

22:02

right now. Farmers haven't made a profit in five

22:04

years and they have the highest suicide rate.

22:07

So everyone's hurting. Now it's time

22:09

for us to come together. I think it's time

22:11

for us to have a nominee and a president

22:14

who actually understands what everyone's going

22:16

through, and it's from a part of the country who's been dealing

22:18

with this for decades. So do you genuinely

22:20

believe that the twenty three other candidates

22:23

don't cover these bases? Not? Not

22:25

like I do? Right, And this is where I live. I've

22:28

lived here forty five years. And as I said, my

22:30

father in law, my cousins, when these factories

22:32

closed, I know who they are. Do you

22:34

think that the Democratic Party has has become

22:36

a party with some of these people, have forgotten how

22:38

to speak to some of these people who live in

22:40

these areas you're speaking about. To some extent, we've become

22:43

a very coastal party. We've become a very

22:45

ivy league party. And I think we've forgotten

22:48

in many ways how to talk to the workers. And

22:50

when when I campaigned for my re election

22:52

for Congress, it's wages, it's

22:55

pensions, it's health care, it's

22:58

mental health, it's educated affordability,

23:01

making sure you can get your kid into a certificate program

23:03

or two year degree or college, bread and

23:06

butter issues. That's how you beat Donald

23:08

Trump, because he hasn't delivered for them. Let's

23:10

talk about education. One thing that I've

23:12

I've already been intrigued by is how you've

23:14

talked about being full

23:17

education, but reshaping the way education is

23:19

spoken about in America. You've not a big fan

23:22

of everyone being pushed towards college or

23:24

nothing. What does that mean and why

23:26

is that important to you? Well, most of the jobs

23:29

in the future. You talk about building an economy

23:31

where we're making things again, electric vehicle, solar,

23:33

wind, all these other things technology.

23:36

Most of those require a two year degree. Most

23:39

of them require a certification. So how

23:41

do we start that little earlier with vocational

23:44

training in our high schools. Start getting

23:46

kids on a track and then getting

23:48

them that certification, getting them that two

23:50

year degree, because that's where seventy the

23:53

people are going to go. Yeah, we need college needs

23:55

to be I think free. I think you

23:57

know it used to be K through twelve for

23:59

the old economy that's free, everyone

24:02

pays taxes, every kid can go. Economy

24:04

has shifted dramatically, so K through twelve is

24:06

just not going to cut it anymore. So we need to expand

24:08

it. But let's focus on these technical degrees.

24:11

Let's have an industrial policy and create that pipeline.

24:14

So these workers from high school certification

24:16

can then fill those jobs. That's how you begin

24:18

to build the economy. And when it comes to K through twelve,

24:22

we've got to reform it in the sense that the

24:24

first thing we have to do is deal with the kids

24:26

trauma. Most of the kids my

24:28

wife's the first grade teacher. Uh, most

24:31

of the kids that come in are in

24:33

some kind of trauma. They have adverse childhood

24:36

experiences that we never deal with. And

24:38

I want to push a social and emotional learning

24:40

curriculum and every school in the United

24:42

States a trauma based curriculum. I

24:44

want a mental health counselor and every school

24:47

in the United States, so we start dealing

24:49

with the root causes of our kids

24:51

in ability to learn. We know what the brain science

24:53

tells us is that when you're in trauma, when

24:56

you're in fight or flight mode, you literally can't

24:58

access the part of your your brain you need to learn.

25:00

So I don't care what your plans are. I mean,

25:03

my wife's a teacher. I want her to make more. We should pay

25:05

teachers more. But if you're not dealing with climate

25:07

of the classroom and the trauma

25:10

and adverse childhood experiences, you're

25:12

not gonna get the kid ready to learn. You've got all

25:14

the policies. The big challenge enow

25:16

for you is going to be getting noticed

25:19

with all of the candidates out there. I noticed

25:21

um at at the gathering of the

25:23

of the Democrats that happened out in California.

25:26

Everyone chose to walk out walkout song. You know Elizabeth

25:30

and you know Bernie Sanders

25:33

hit choice. Everyone had a song that said something about

25:35

them. Your song when you walked out was

25:38

Little NASAs old Town Road. Yeah,

25:42

that was an interest. What is I couldn't figure

25:44

out what does that mean? Like? What what what are you saying?

25:46

I had one target audience there and that was

25:49

my kids. I wanted, well,

25:54

I hope you got that, my friend. Thank you so much for coming

25:56

on the shows. What are you thought to seeing you after debate?

25:59

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