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Our guest tonight, Our
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guest tonight is an award winning author and
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truly a fantastic writer whose
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new book is called Red at the
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Bone. It's gonna be a wonderful conversation. Jacqueline
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Woodson is going to be joining us for everybody the
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nom my little book and conversation you want
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to stay choose for that. Also on tonight's
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show, alligators could be joining
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the border patrol, Vladimir Putin
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exposes a secret, and Donald
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Trump is getting impeached. Thank
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you, thank you, Yes, I
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thank you, I have I yeah, I have less
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a little wait, thank you. So let's catch up on
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today's headlines. Let's
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kick it off with the story that has been
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blowing up online today. It involves a
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zoo of fence and a woman
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who's seen the Lion King way too many times.
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From the category of lucky to be alive. Take
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a look at this video of a woman who crossed a safety
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barrier at the Bronx Zoo here in New York
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and had a close encounter with a lion.
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The animal kept to itself, and the zoo said
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the woman's action was unlawful and could
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have resulted in serious injury or
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death. You gotta wonder what the lions thinking here.
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Oh, I know what the lions thinking.
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He's thinking, what the fun are you
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doing? Lady? There's a lion
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here here? Can you not see it? I
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actually feel bad for that line because look how confused
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he is. He's got
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that look like when you're not sure if you just
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walk into the wrong bathroom. You know, uh,
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actually, you know what? I think the line was really thinking. The line
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is looking at her like, what are you doing? You're black,
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you don't need extra danger in your life, lady,
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what are you doing? And
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what you're doing right now? Technically cultural appropriation.
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This crazy ship is for white people. You shouldn't
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be here. You shouldn't
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be here here alright.
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Moving on to some international news, Vladimir
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Putin, Russian presidents, and man who thinks
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the Notebook was a comedy He
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has always denied meddling in America's seen
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election, but yesterday he was asked if
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he's going to meddle in and
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his answer was refreshingly honest. He's
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Russia, as Robert Miller alleged,
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attempting to influence the elections
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in the United States. Basically,
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I'll tell you in a secret. Yes, we will
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definitely in to the it's a secret
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so that everybody can last and
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so we'll go big. But don't tell
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anyone please. Oh
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you gotta love that classic Russian
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sense of humor, you know, threats.
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Yeah, it's just like we're sending you to Siberia.
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Then after you live in forty years on Siberia,
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we're like, that was funny, right, Yeah, it's
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funny. Actually,
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Putin is probably the funniest guy in Russia when you
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think about it, because, I mean, it's easier to joke around
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when you're the only person in the country not afraid of being killed
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by Vladimir Putin. If you go
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on Russian Netflix, he's got all the top stand up
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specials. Yeah, and his stand up
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is great though. It's just like women die
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from poisoning like this, but
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men die from poisoning like this. White
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people drive car like this, but the
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black people do not live in La Russia,
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all right. And finally, let's move on to Tesla.
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It's the call for people who want to save the environment
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but still want people to think they're assholes.
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And while every new Tesla is a technological wonder,
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there are still a few bugs in the system.
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Tesla's smart Summon promises to
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allow your car to drive to you or a
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location of your choosing from two
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hundred feet away with no one behind
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the wheel, as long as the car is in sight.
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For Tesla, the ride of the future may
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have just hit a pothole. This
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morning, videos of the car company's autonomous
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feature who failing
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and fueling online criticism jeez,
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with motorists shocked by near missus,
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costly clips, and potentially
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dangerous crashes, with startled
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pedestrians chasing after empty
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vehicles, Tesla's
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latest cutting edge software is driving
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concer turned into high gear again.
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Oh man, I love that guy's checked that cars driving
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itself. Hold on, but
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this is this is really a problem.
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I mean, I thought Uber drivers were bad at picking
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me up. Now you've gotta call up your own car, like hey,
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it's me. It's me. I'm at the corner.
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No, just south of the people you just mowed down on the sidewalk.
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Yeah, don't go straight. No, that's a daycare
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saying. I keep going. Like,
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here's the thing. Cars are not smart enough to give
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them this feature, and people are definitely
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not smart enough to have this feature, all
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right, because think about it, people already drive
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drunk. Now, what if you're drunk
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inside of like a casino and then you accidentally
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summon your car. That's just not gonna end. Well. Honestly,
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I think we should have stopped giving cars features you don't need.
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It's cool that a car and drive itself, but you don't need like
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a car that drive itself in the parking lot. You know, it's
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used to speeches, like when they put speakers in the trunk
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of a car. Why do I need my grocery
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bags to hear adele? I don't. I
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don't need my ice cream getting that emotional? All
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right? Just leave it normal, all right, that's
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it for the headlines. That's me, move on, talk top story.
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If you've ever watched President Trump,
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and if you've watched him lately, it's
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clear the impeachment battle has been getting
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to him. For one, He's tweeted
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two hundred and seventy six times since
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Pelosi announced the impeachment inquiry last
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week, and he's been in such a bad mood
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that even watching Fox News hasn't cheered him
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up. He's just like, yes, I am the best
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leader, judge gned, but where does everyone
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eight me? Well?
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Today, Trump's rage moved from
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his Twitter feed to real life, where, during
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a press conference with the leader of Finland, he
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did not react well to the barrage
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of impeachment questions. His son
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walks out with millions of dollars. The
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kid knows nothing, You know it,
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and so do we go ahead? Ask a question? The question,
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sir, was what did you want President Zelensky
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to do about President Vice President Biden and
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his son Hunter? Are
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you talking to me? Yeah? It was just a follow
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up of what I just asked you, sir, Listen, you're we
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have The president of Finland asked him a question.
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I have one for him. I just wanted to follow up on the one
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that I asked you, which did you hear what did you want? Did you
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hear me? Ask him a question? I will,
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but given you a long answer. Ask
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this gentleman a question. Don't be rude,
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No, sirr I don't want to be rude. I just wanted you to have a
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chance to answer the question. Ask the President
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of Finland the question. Wow.
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Trump was rarely piste off that one minute
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he was a president, the next second he turned into
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a spray tan. Samuel Jackson asked
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the President of Finding the question I double
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dare your mother? Ask him
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a question? Ask
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him a question? You
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know what? You know? What would have been amazing
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is if the Finnish president got a question but
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then threw Trump out of the buses, like actually, I would
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be interested to hear your
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answer on the Joe Biden's guy, you screwed me
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again? Finish guy. Now,
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Please don't get me wrong. I don't want you to
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think that Trump didn't want to answer questions
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at this press conference. No, he only
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wanted to answer the questions that he
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liked. Okay, what's your second
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question? But you shouldn't be answering asking two
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questions. Well, then you're gonna want to answer. Ask
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ask one of the I will finish.
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I think you want to ask answer this question, ask one
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of the finished. President. Can I come back to you because
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I think you want to talk later. Sure, Uh,
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well, it sounds like it might be a good question. Let me
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see if I liked the question. Goodhead there,
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Maybe for the first time in three years, I'll have
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a good question and I'll love it. There is a report
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that came out just before you and President
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and he still walked out here that the
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whistleblower met with a staff member
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of Adam Schiff. I love that question.
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It shows that Chiff is a fraud. And I love
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that question. Thank you, Jock, Thank
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you John. That has to be one of the quickest
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emotional U turns I've ever seen a
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right because one minute he wanted nothing to do with that generalist
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question. The next minute it was Trump's favorite question
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in the entire world. Like Trump treated
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that journalist the way people treat weights. Is
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you know who keep offering the same olders over and
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over again, people like I told you I don't want the goddamn
9:02
crab cakes. I don't want always that with a deviled
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egg. Oh yeah, oh m
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m mmmm. Thank you John. So
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the past few weeks clearly haven't been Trump's
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favorites. Impeachment is consuming his life.
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His poll numbers are dipping, again. And on top
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of all of that, The failing New York
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Times has reported this we'll
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breaking news tonight, an exclusive report in The New
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York Times documenting the lengths to which
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sources say President Trump was prepared
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to go to stop migrants crossing
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the southern border. He wanted the wall electrified,
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with spikes on top that could pierce
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human flesh. The New York Times reports
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that privately, the President had often talked
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about fortifying a border wall within water
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filled trench stocked with snakes
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or alligators. That's
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right. The New York Times is reporting that President
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Trump wanted to build a moat along
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the border wall which was going to be filled with
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snakes and alligators, which
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I know sounds crazy easy, but to be fair, it's
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been very effective at keeping him out of Milannia's
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bedroom. That's probably
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where he got the idea. I mean, it's either that or it's
10:07
because he's top immigration advised as an actual
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reptile. Great idea, Mr President,
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my cousins could use the lark now,
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according to the report. According
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to the report, Trump wasn't just coming
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up with world the Warcroft upgrades
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to his wall. No, he was also lashing
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out of his aids when he felt that
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they weren't making progress on securing
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the border. In late March, President
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Trump publicly threatened to close the US
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Mexico border, but, according to The
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Times reporters, in a March meeting, the
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president's advisors tried to turn him away
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from such a drastic move. He
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responded, you're making me look
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like an idiot, and shouted, I
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ran on this. It's my issue, the
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president reportedly berating then Homeland
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Security Secretary of Kirsten Nielsen, saying,
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quote, Lou Dobs hate you, and
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culture hate you. You're making me look
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bad. Wow, that is so sad.
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Imagine caring that much about
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what Lou Dobbs and and Coulter think of you.
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I mean, that's one step away from being like you
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better not embarrassed me in front of the musen
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xt Burger. I swear to God, ask
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him a question. Now.
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The part of the Times report that's really blowing up
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is that Trump apparently suggested shooting migrants
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in the leg to slow them down as they were
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trying to cross the border, which is not just a crazy
11:29
idea, it's also illegal. And apparently
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Trump had a lot of illegal ideas In
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fact, my favorite example is when he told a
11:36
room of border patrol agents to
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just turn away every asylum
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seeker who showed up at the border.
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And then, get this, as soon as Trump
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left the room, the head of border patrol
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told everyone else to ignore
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the presidents. Yeah, that's
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wild, just like, huh, do
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you realize the only organization where the top
11:58
guy gets ignored like that is McDonald's.
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All right, yeah, no, because Ronald
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is always like, remember our top priorities,
12:05
making people smile? Who And
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then he leaves and the managers like, forget that ship,
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We're here to move beef. You hear me, gon
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kick the soft serve machine and make sure it still doesn't
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work.
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Now, some of you might be hearing these reports and thinking,
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oh, I'm sure the president didn't really mean all
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this stuff, and maybe he was just joking about the alligators
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and the snakes, but it doesn't seem
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like that, like the moat
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filled with snakes and alligators. Apparently it was real
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enough that his aids actually
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went out to seek a cost
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estimates. Yeah, they actually
12:39
got a quote for the motes, which
12:42
also sounds like the name of the most xenophobic Dr
12:44
Seuss book ever. I
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mean, can you just imagine
12:49
being the Trump aide who had to call around to figure
12:51
out how much it would cost to fill up
12:53
border mode with snakes and alligators. But
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luckily you don't have to imagine, because he had the Daily
12:58
Show. We have the exclusive audio
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of that call. Thanks for calling, Peto.
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How can I help you? Yeah? Can
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I get a quote for how much it would cost for
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two thousand miles of snakes?
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We don't really sell snakes by
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the mile? Okay, how
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about alligators? I need a southern
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border amount of alligators. Make sure
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the alligators hate Mexicans.
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What do your alligators think about
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Mexicans? We definitely don't sell alligators.
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We have birds, fish and gerbils,
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stuff like that. All right, fine, give
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us two thousand miles of gerbils Mexicans,
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Gerbils who hate Mexicans.
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Breaking news will be right back. Welcome
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back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight
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is the best selling author of more than two
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dozen award winning books, including
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the National Book Award. Her new novel
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is called Red at the Bone. Please
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welcome Jacqueline Woodson. Welcome
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to The Daily Show. You and can
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I just say, as someone who grew up living
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in books. I like, nothing gives me
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more joy than seeing writers treated
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like rock stars. Genuinely,
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I love it, like like people
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love what you do, people really
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love what you create. This
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book is just being met with so much praise
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and so many accolades. Read at the
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bone, it's a story of two families
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who are brought together because of a pregnancy.
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But it's also the story of class and of
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race. And when you're compiling a
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story like this, and you're and you're telling this this
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tale, is it hard for you to combine all of those
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elements or do you just tell the truth and it comes through.
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I think it's a combination. It's hard,
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and I tell the truth and it comes through.
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And I think one thing that happens is
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the story begins to evolve. The more I
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put those characters on the page, the more I figure
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out about them, the more complex the
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story becomes. And that became a very
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complicated story. It also feels
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like when you tell the story, you rely
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on the reader to do work for themselves, you know.
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So for instance, if you're if you're reading this book, it
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starts in a familiar place, you know, it's it's
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it's human beings. I mean, that's what most stories are as
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human beings. It's love, it's family,
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and then there's the conflict. You know, there's
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there's pregnancy. But what's interesting is not
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a lot of people would would think of a world where there's
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a black family that doesn't like another black family
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and they're separated by class. Yeah,
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and it happens. I think,
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um, the one thing that I was trying to talk about
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and read at the bone is um is
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black wealth versus Black income, and
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mainly how this country has again
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and again annihilated black wealth. And
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so when someone is able, oh shucks,
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yes, because when
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someone is able to um hold
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on to their wealth, what does that look like? And
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when someone is not, what does that look
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like? And so it made sense to have these two
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families come together to create that conflict,
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right you You you talk about black wealth,
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or you told the story in and around it, But
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what are you hoping the reader will take away from that? You
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know, Like, what are you hoping a young kid who might
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read the book would take away from the story.
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I'm hoping first and foremost that they
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have a good story. I think one thing that happens
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when you read a book that makes
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you think it changes you as well.
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It creates empathy, um,
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it creates understanding of people
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who you might not otherwise meet in the world.
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And so that's what I hope to takeaway is I hope.
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There's a great scholar named Dr rudin Sim's
16:57
Bishop and she talks about the importance of kids
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having both mirrors and windows in their books.
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And so this is an adult book, but it creates
17:04
the same thing. It creates windows for the people
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who come to that book and see themselves in it,
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and also windows for people who would never make
17:10
characters like the ones that exist in that
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book. It is interesting because you know,
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you're known for children's literature,
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and I know it sounds weird to say, but
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it feels like you wrote this book for the
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child in us. It's not a difficult read,
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but it is a difficult subject for many people
17:27
to talk about. Some people say,
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oh, no, why do you write about these things? And
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I mean, and I mean it's similar topics that you write about
17:33
in your children's books as well. Why
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do you feel it's important to have those topics
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spoken about? Why do you why do you write about difficult
17:40
subjects because they
17:42
exist? And I think one thing
17:45
that happens when you have a book that
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can tell a story this way,
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people have someplace to go to to
17:52
begin a conversation. And I think that's
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what books is so great at doing, is getting
17:56
us to talk um and kind of taking
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away some of the fear about a conversation and
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think people are it's hard for people's talk about race,
18:03
it's hard for them to talk about economic class, sexuality,
18:05
gender, all of these different points of views.
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And when you have a book, you can say, well, let's start by
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talking at about Red at the Bone and what happened
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in there, and maybe this happened to me, or maybe
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this happened to my friend, and so you can begin
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to gather and have these conversations
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across difference. Right, it really
18:22
is. I mean, that's that's how I've seen the world.
18:24
That's how many people see the words. Like you, you you read a book,
18:27
you feel like you know the characters, you feel like
18:29
you know the world of the characters, and interestingly
18:31
enough, you become more, you become comfortable with it.
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Yes, you know, I used to think that magic
18:36
was a horrible thing, and then Harry Potter changed
18:38
my views on all of that. Now I understand
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it I genuinely am more open to it. It
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feels like that is what you're doing with race, with
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sexuality, with with genders, with
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identities. It's it's a powerful
18:51
story to tell. If
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somebody reads this book and they just love
18:55
the story, what is the one thing you you hope subconsciously
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will happen to them when they think about the
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journey black people have had in America with regards
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to their wealth. Oh, that's such a
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great question. I
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would love for there to be more empathy
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in this country, you know. I would
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love for people to really see each other. And
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what I hope people take away
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again, it's first and foremost a good story
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that really makes them feel something and
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think something and change some kind of
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way. Um. And so I hope they
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fall in love with the characters in there, and it
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um makes them want to create
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some kind of change. Um.
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Whether that's change around people's
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economic status, whether that's changed about how
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they look at people from different economic status
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is, whether it's change about how you know,
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if it's white folks coming to this book, how
19:46
they think about Black folks that, whether
19:48
it's black folks coming that they know the history
19:51
of what happened in black communities around
19:53
economic struggles, so lots
19:55
of different stuff depending on who's coming
19:57
to the narrative. I honestly think you would
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eve that and a hundred more things. It's
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one of the most amazing books. Have a thank you so much for being
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on the show. Lock
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Off the Ball is available now. Seez
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probably at the book Throwing the Story Jack and listen
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