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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season

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one, Episode four. Up dais

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like, guys, the production of I Heart Radio.

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This is a podcast where we take a

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deep dive into American's share consciousness and say,

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officially off the top up the Koch Brothers,

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boot, Fox News, Fuck Rush

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Lite Ball and texting

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fun Man Shapire bro Carl

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singing pretty much anyone I hang out with. Yeah,

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uh, what's the other guy that

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whose voice sounds like that? Alex

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Jones there had

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to kick a man when he's down globalist.

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I'm telling you, they're they're they're taking us down that and

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describing right now with chewing on doing

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uh doing the movie. But I

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feel like he's kind of falling off. Well, he got

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he got too many lawsuits. W They're like, you're selling

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me weird boner pills that don't want. And

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he also had that divorce

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yeah court appearance where he was like, oh,

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yeah, that's all a character that I play.

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Oh, this is performance art actually very

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messes. Yeah, in the tradition

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of you know that one guy man

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on the moon, what was his name, Jim Carrey,

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No Jim,

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you know, playing, but

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I'd like give Alex Jones is like give your

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honor. This is whole big is. Actually it's

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performance are sort of on the level of Jim

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Carrey. They're like what

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Jim like Ace Mantura. I

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don't know if you We

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both tend to speak directly out of

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our assholes. So perfect

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perfect. It's Thursday, August

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six. My name is Jack O'Brien.

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A ks want to three

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take your hand and come with me because Jacks White

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thighs have some George. They need to get inside

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nailed it. I said, Jack White,

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that's Jorge. I need a

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four file six. Come on again? Does

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it because you don't need money when thas

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look like this? Dude, honey, that

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is courtesee. If Mr lugubrious

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uh and I'm thrilled to be joined, Dad's always find

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my co host, Mr Miles Grag.

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Oh my god, I don't even have an ak

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to do one after that, I'm just gonna

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say it's your boy every day. It's Cush Limbaugh,

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you know, just twisting up that O G in

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the backwoods and taking it back

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to the woods. I feel like I was

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really in the pocket on that one. That

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was Am I using that correctly? Definitely?

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I mean, yeah, if if we're going off like

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odd meters. If

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I'm gonna get like, uh, sort of rhythmically

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shading you, I'm like, yeah, there's some polyrhythms in

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there. You're definitely sort of catching Who's

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the Wu Tang member who worked in the

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poly rhythms? Uh? Who?

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I don't know. There's a dude who was

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like kind of always off off a little bit um

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oh like with it his I mean, it

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wasn't one of the main ones. Yeah, I think it was.

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You Got. I mean you got is an he hold

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on, you Got Golden Arms is very much part

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of Woutang. So if we're talking about somebody else,

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I mean you're talking about Cappa Donna maybe who's

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like, I

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mean, he twist darts from the heart, try to intrude

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loop his voice on the LP. I mean, you know,

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anyways, Miles, we're thrilled

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to be joined in our third seat by

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the hilarious, the talented Lydia

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Papa. What's

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up? It took everything for me not to jump in on

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that Wou Tang talk. I was like, what are you? What are you talking

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about? You will not talk about you God like that. Listen

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you got out of this listen. Yeah,

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I definitely underrate you got because

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he didn't have one of those first solo

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albums that was like in that first wave

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when I was like really fully

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obsessed and had every one of those solo

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album covers on my wall. Honestly,

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I think I would pay money to go back in time

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and just knock on the door of Jack

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O'Brien when he was in the hype peak

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of his WU time with I

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think I would love that. I would.

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My friends made fun of me. First of all, they didn't

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really like rap music that much,

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and then I was like like

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three levels deep, like analyzing the

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lyrics and ship, and they're just shut

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the fuck. Were you smoking weed at

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that time too? Were you just like in full white

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into it was not smoking

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weed? And that's where all my extra

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excess brain energy was going, just

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a backpack full of white kilt love

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trying to get you in there. That ship.

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I love that ship. I think each and every one

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of you because as someone who had a career in

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indie hip hop in the late nineties and the early two

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thousand's, I salute you. You can put

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money in my pocket. I could not have done it without

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white boys with backpacks. So every

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single one if you have a if a raucous records

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hoodie, you weren't living that life. Do

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you have an lerg hat? Hit me with it?

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Exactly. I'm part of the Lifted Research Team

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and the Lifted Research Group. Yes, uh

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interesting, They're so funny as I have searched it.

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There's a New Yorker piece called the Unexpectedly

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Moving Story of You God, the least

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loved member of the Wu Tang Clan. I

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mean that's true. I mean, like they open it up, because

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yes, I believe mass Aquila is probably one of the

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most underrated uh In Wu Tang

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that you just don't hear much about, like you know, if

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you're really into that into his artistry.

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But yeah, there's like a hole right up on

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like his whole career, in his ups and so

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I'll have to get into that talk about the

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unexpectedly moving story

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of You God. I want to know what's unexpectedly

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moving other than his bowels.

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I mean, are you saying you gods incontinent?

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I mean every I'm just saying everyone ship that

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is everybody. There's a book about talk about

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darts. I

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mean, you guys. I'm going to be a little

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bit quieter than normal on this episode,

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because I will be reading that New Yorker profile

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for the rest of the Tear down your

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face, take take your time. If

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you need a tissue break or like just like you know,

6:03

to blow your nose one of those big messies, just let

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us know, you know what I mean. Got alright

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Lydia. We are going to get to know you a little

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bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our

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listeners a couple of things we're

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talking about today. We're gonna be

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talking about that fucking interview. Uh.

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This is not you did not loop back to yesterday.

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This is the sequel Uh,

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that fucking interview re Dux

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Uh Fox and Friends Edition. Whoa

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um man, he's really

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can't can't not be himself?

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That's that would be the

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award I would give him if I was his little league

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coach. Uh. And this guy, you

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know, he's not a big hitter, but he

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uh spirit wise, he can't

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not be himself. Uh.

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We're gonna talk about the Kanye

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Kanye president presidential

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run and who who

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is actually behind it besides Kanye.

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It turns out it's a lot of Trump people. We're

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gonna talk about the White House plan

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to rush vaccines not

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good. We're gonna talk about Q

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and on, We're gonna talk about

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Jurassic Park, We're

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gonna talk about Coca Cola. All

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of that well anymore. But first

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Lyddy, we like to ask our guests, what is something from

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your search history that's

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revealing about who you are? Honestly,

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I mean we're in core times, right, so like

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I've moved past all of the fun search

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history and I'm starting to move into like the

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realness. Like I was taking a look to be like, what have I been

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looking at? And it is so depressing?

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Dog, all that's in here, I'll

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straight up read you like the first top five financial

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and retirement planning advice Comma

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Charles Schwab credits

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Bank of America, dot com online

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banking sign in online, I d

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uh. And then a bunch of property in Tennessee.

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Uh. And then what is this here?

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Watch below Deck Mediterranean

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that's

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ten. I'm currentism

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season five, but ten

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of season five? Yeah? I think? Is that the

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one that just aired earlier this week? Yeah?

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I think on Tuesday. I watched it yesterday Get

8:24

the Boot Yeah yeah,

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I thought so. I see I had to turn off the episode

8:29

before when he was failing that dinner. I was

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like, I can't even want deal this ship is. He's about to put out

8:33

trash and I'm like, how are you doing. This city's beautiful,

8:35

wonderful, nice black people. You are seriously serving

8:37

them plates of fried Like come on, man,

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what do you We'll see you know, in their in their

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sheet. They should have broke down, like you know, that's the problem

8:44

I always see on these yachts. People you want finger

8:46

food and ship like that, but these chefs

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don't know how to make the real good trash

8:51

food. It's always like Hannah sucked

8:53

him. Hannah sucked him hard. Oh

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wow, Okay she told him

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to make a bunch of garbage as ship because yeah,

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oh that's yeah. Well, I mean that's a whole other

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narrative because Hannah is checked out. I mean we all know that.

9:04

I mean that's been clear days and I'm just like, now

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that tells me what I need to know about Hannah

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is that she eats at the Rio buffet Like

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she's never been classy,

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you know what I mean, Like she ain't going to Caprone.

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Yeah, jo Rob is

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out there, No, yeah, yo, I

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went to that dinner. I had the like nineteen

9:26

course dinner. Yes,

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I may or may not have stolen a

9:32

crystal hand soap container from their bathroom.

9:34

Um, all I'm saying is this, they brought me a stool

9:37

for my purse. Right.

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That ship was incredible. I got so faded

9:43

and spent so much money on a dinner, and I will

9:45

absolutely do it again. The most money I've

9:47

ever spent on dinner. And it was fantastic. That's yeah,

9:50

that's sometimes. Yeah, just for the the

9:52

experience to feel like you're in a scene in

9:54

a Disney movie. You're like, it

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was amazing. Everything came

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out was a special dish, and I was like, wait,

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which part is the dish? Which part of the food?

10:03

Like when you can't eat,

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They're like, oh no, no, no no, no, you're supposed

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to wash your hands with that town

10:19

Why are you gnawing on that salt? And

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I was like, I thought this was the food. They're like, no, that's a salt

10:23

rock for you to kiss gently before you have the seafood.

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For the faintest whisper of the mountains of

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the Himalayas. I thought you saw me, like,

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give that fat bitch of salt, like she'll be happy, you

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know, which I would be so

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oh man, yeah, so that's where my searchoicer that.

10:39

Oh wait, so also, I know you were like last time

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we were talking, you've got your eye on Tennessee. You got you

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know, you're about that dolly big dolly life.

10:45

Um you seeing any any good fines

10:48

and you're attempted, uh you know, pilgrimage

10:50

slash smoky location out there. Honestly,

10:53

I'm seeing so much great property, but I'm

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really nervous right now because like I

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don't want to live in a red state like

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w what's

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yeah, Like the crushing reality

11:07

of the like this motherfucker

11:09

is going to camp out in office is

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like I just kind of need to know before I

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invest in buying property. Like it's making me really

11:16

really nervous, Like it's something that I didn't

11:18

think about before, and obviously, because we're in the situation

11:20

we are right now, I'm starting to get nervous. But there's

11:22

so much beautiful land and I found like two

11:24

or three places. I'm like, this would be great because

11:26

the other part of it is I want to get the funk out of l A.

11:29

Like they're going to blow this place up, Like this place is going to

11:31

explode onto itself any

11:33

fucking minute now and right now. Honestly,

11:35

I just want to be in the forest. I want to be in the woods.

11:37

I want to be where my neighbors are twenty acres

11:39

away on the other side of my property. And

11:42

if you come onto my land, motherfucker, I'm going to shoot

11:44

you. I'm going to shoot this so

11:46

you were welcome to you. You you want the

11:48

American dream. I want the American dream,

11:50

and I'm ready. I don't want to see

11:52

nobody. I don't even bothered by anybody, and if I

11:55

see you, I'll kill you. Yep. Yeah.

11:57

I want like I want to have like a little ditches

11:59

around my property where there's like you know, trip bombs,

12:01

where if it's like you

12:04

came in the wrong place. I want drones. I want

12:06

the whole ship. I want the American dream, oh

12:08

baby. Because if

12:11

you want you want someone

12:13

fun to watch below deck with, I

12:16

have to recommend the podcast Deckheads, hosted

12:19

by our very own super producer on a

12:22

hosni a Nick Turner, one of the great

12:24

ZiT guys guess uh one time

12:27

yeah yeah, an episode per

12:29

or one podcast per

12:31

episode and man, yeah, it's something I've recently

12:34

gotten into over this quarantine just because we'll

12:36

talk about it later. But like I've watched everything, so

12:38

I'm just like, what's this ship? Okay, what's

12:42

this? You know what I mean? Just trying to stumble

12:44

into something and that below deck thing is

12:46

just like it's fascinating because I'm just like, Wow,

12:48

these people are spending like thirty grand on

12:50

a boat for three. Yeah. It also like

12:52

really makes you hate rich people. When you watch

12:55

it, You're like, oh, right, half the time, I don't. Like

12:57

Sometimes you see people here like Okay, these people

12:59

have like a nice windfall. They're trying to do something nice

13:02

in their respectful other times you're like, this is

13:04

the this is the kind of trash that's like blowing

13:06

around in the one or like years

13:10

where I'm just like it doesn't even make me want to go to the Mediterranean

13:12

where I'm just like I'm gonna have to fuck go fisticuffs

13:14

with some dumb bitch and resort where with Gucci

13:18

had Like I don't want to do that, you

13:20

know what I mean, Like I'm gonna be in my target hat,

13:22

you know what exactly, I'm gonna have my

13:25

like, you know, my my hundred dollar you know,

13:27

resort where and this bitch is gonna try to get

13:29

in front of me for a bullet feted cheese and strawberries, and I'm

13:31

gonna have to clock a bit and I don't want to do that. You

13:33

know, I don't like it,

13:36

but it is Lydia.

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What is something you think is overrated?

13:41

Um? Overrated? I I think

13:44

honestly everything being on demand, um,

13:47

like it was cool before. But

13:49

I've literally been home for four and a half

13:51

months and I've watched fucking

13:54

everything, Like there's nothing, Like

13:56

it's not coming out fast enough, Like there's so much.

13:58

They're like, yeah, I can sort through it and go. But it's like

14:00

now I'm just watching ship because it exists.

14:03

Like I've watched so many things I would never normally

14:06

watch. I'm watching Hotel TV at home

14:08

in my house, like the

14:10

Mario Lopez Ship. Yeah, like Below

14:12

Dead, sucking Hunters,

14:15

fucking Caribbean Life, sucking tree house

14:17

Builders, Go house

14:19

Hunters, International house Hunters, Renovation.

14:22

I had sucked into Naked and Afraid

14:24

so deep, so deep.

14:27

I started watching the XL when I'm like, why am I

14:29

watching naked white people struggling? What

14:31

am I doing right now? What is this

14:34

providing? Me, and then I watched Alone

14:36

because I thought that that was maybe like a little

14:38

bit better, and that was even weirder. I

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don't know, Yeah, alone watched

14:43

it Alone is a singular person

14:45

that they drop in the most remote,

14:47

wild ass spot where people shouldn't be,

14:49

like, I don't know, the Canadian Arctic.

14:52

Uh. And then they're like, hey, just see how

14:54

long you can live here, and whoever

14:57

lives here the longest wins two dollar.

15:00

There are some minor amount of

15:02

oh, yeah, I think I was okay, somebody was

15:04

telling me about this. Yeah, And you have to like build

15:06

shelter from nothing. You have to like find

15:08

water, you know what I mean. I think you need to bring like

15:10

ten pieces of survival equipment or whatever,

15:13

so like a ten yeah,

15:15

exactly right. And then you have to basically

15:17

show the funk up and show the funk out

15:19

so that you don't die. That's the opposite

15:22

of like the vibe I need right now is

15:24

like someone struggling with limited

15:26

resources. It was stressing

15:29

out. I didn't realize why it was stressing me out, And I'm like,

15:31

this is literally your worst nightmare. Like this person

15:33

is taking what you're doing, like in to an extreme where

15:35

like they are alone. They know that

15:37

there's other people around, but they don't know where, like,

15:41

and they are by themselves. But some of them

15:43

built some sick ass cabins. Like

15:46

it's definitely the shelter game. I

15:48

was like, oh word, right right,

15:50

You're like, okay, someone might have a shot here. Yeah,

15:52

compared to like what I was seeing on Naked and Fraid, which

15:55

is like some asshole just leaning fucking bamboo

15:57

branches against a tree and then being like I'm covered

15:59

today at you know,

16:02

why do I have all these bites on my body? And

16:04

because you're sleeping on a band relief? Yeah.

16:07

This other guys like signing a delivery order

16:10

for like Italian marble for his laps.

16:13

Just you're gonna lift that right there, just drop it right there

16:15

above the wine fridge. Yeah, And the

16:17

dudes and alone are like, yeah, I've been

16:19

cutting down to this you know, artisan

16:22

birch, and I've been standing it, and I've

16:24

been uh, you know, cementing it with with

16:26

with moss and with mud, and now I've insulated

16:28

it with a secondary layer of this. And you're just like,

16:31

you know, that looks like a for real cabin. And they're

16:33

like, oh yeah, because you're gonna live there for months

16:35

alone. But

16:37

yeah, so funk everything on demand, man,

16:40

I just want to have like six movies to choose from.

16:42

I can't look through nine thousands

16:44

anymore and make choices because I can't make good choices

16:46

anymore. I'm not like take shipped

16:48

off because it's the other thing too, is like

16:50

when everything is available, I don't want to

16:52

watch it because everything's of it.

16:54

I'd almost be like, damn, in two weeks that

16:57

show will be available to watch. Like it's

16:59

weird how even just throttling

17:01

my access to ship will get me

17:03

to be a little bit more interested. But if it's

17:05

like right now, it's like a goddamn cheesecake

17:08

cheesecake factory menu times eight, and

17:11

and you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna order the chicken littles

17:13

every time. I'm not gonna look at the rest of the menu exactly.

17:16

I wish that everything as I watched it, it it would just

17:18

disappear from my cue right at

17:23

a certain point. Yeah,

17:26

And it's it's like easy to like memorize,

17:28

like what the home screen looks like

17:31

on Netflix or whul any of these things. You're

17:33

like, I don't know, it's probably the same eight things

17:35

that I'm just not checked in. Yeah,

17:37

man, I'm just I'm struggling. I'm struggling over

17:39

here because there's also like, oh, maybe you should just read

17:41

like funk off, all right, I'll read what I want

17:43

to. I don't have a hobby. I'm not gonna

17:46

fucking carved ship. I'm not gonna I don't

17:48

know, man, I'm a lazy lady.

17:51

I just want to sit around. I want to smoke weed, and

17:53

I want to be entertained, like I don't you know,

17:55

I'll take a walk shore, that's fine, you

17:57

know what I mean. But I'm not gonna like learn a new language. Like,

18:00

no, I'm not doing that ship. I have nothing to

18:02

prove. That's what that That's what those prime

18:04

first six years of my life stage was for learning

18:07

new languages. Those days are done. I'm not learning

18:09

how to roller skate. I'm not going to learn how to ride

18:11

a bike again. I'm not going to learn how to fucking God.

18:14

There's so many bitches trying to be a roller disco bitch,

18:16

and I'm just like you are forty man,

18:19

you are not built top backwards.

18:22

You're never gonna look like that gorgeous black

18:24

lady with the long legs in those tiny shorts,

18:27

like let it go, bitch, You're lucky if

18:29

you don't break your knees. Yeah, you're about to bounce

18:31

rock skate your ass to the urgent care. You

18:33

know that is word for word, uh

18:35

monologue my wife gave me the other day.

18:38

You're about to bounce rock skates your ass to the urgent

18:40

care. Yeah, and that I'll never look as good

18:44

with the long legs because

18:47

she catches you watching roll bounce

18:49

on your phone in the bathroom and being like, damn

18:51

man, doing all the moves but I can't see

18:54

it. Was like doing it all my feet. But what you do?

18:56

You but you put two swift for paths underneath

18:59

your box on like a tile floor,

19:01

so you get the vibele gliding. That's

19:06

how he shopped. Actually he wears his mask, he wears

19:08

his gloves and then he took his swippers.

19:11

Does that ship through like

19:15

here he comes here, he goes a roll bounces

19:18

here, roll bounces here.

19:20

They call you roll about sheets because you bounce

19:25

again. Another thing I would pay to watch.

19:27

If you want this sketch, let's do it

19:30

honestly. People are board enough and I have some

19:33

loose swiffer duster ships because

19:35

some things go too because that's Ericson.

19:39

Oh yeah, okay, MFC Ericson the man who always

19:41

changes your avatar? Uh? Is that gang

19:44

graphic designer change Jack's avatar

19:46

to him? Roll bounce skating

19:48

was swiffer. I

19:51

mean, you don't have to. Don't feel like we're giving you,

19:54

but yeah, if you want us to keep respecting you, you know

19:56

what time it is A

20:00

go. The other day,

20:02

Um yeah, I feel like the just

20:05

everything on demand. I don't know,

20:07

like psychologically it's like a weird

20:09

psychological experiment where you're exactly

20:11

right. But I was like, I just don't value

20:14

it. I don't the second. It's

20:15

also with music. I used to pay like

20:17

fifteen dollars for a c D and

20:20

now I just don't give a shit about having

20:22

overwhelm all the time. Um.

20:25

I found myself this morning looking at

20:27

like What's new in August on Amazon

20:29

Prime, and I was like, I don't even you could have told

20:32

me like three ten to Yuma's coming.

20:34

I don't like that could have been that

20:36

could have been on there all along. I wouldn't

20:38

have knowing like that's or

20:41

That's what I'm saying, Like, is there anything you could

20:43

say right now? Oh? I want to

20:45

watch that? Right? I can't

20:48

unless it's like unless it's Seasons of

20:50

Ship that is yet to come out, and like I actually

20:52

have someone to look forward to. I'm like, yeah, let me get to this

20:55

Stacy and Darcy Twin

20:57

spinoff show. Yeah, I'm there for that season

20:59

two of fifteen Ship like that I'm

21:01

like ready for. But like some

21:04

other thing, I'm like a movie, like everything

21:06

is there. I'm like, I don't know. I feel like I've seen everything the

21:08

last like three like early released movies I've

21:10

watched. I'm like, lucky for you, this did

21:12

not go to theaters because it were bombs

21:14

ers. This is pray, did you see?

21:17

I did watch capone Yea, and

21:19

I was like, this is so bad. It's good and

21:21

so bad. It's bad. I don't know what's going on.

21:23

I watched Invisible Man, I watched High

21:26

Note. I watched You Should Have Left by Now, Like

21:28

every new movie that's come out that they tried to like

21:30

jook you for twenty dollars. I've waited

21:32

the three weeks and then I like, hey, the like five

21:35

nine and I read it. It's like it's new okay,

21:37

and it's just all of them. I've been disappointed

21:40

every Unhinged. Did you

21:42

see Unhinged the new Russell Crow?

21:44

Oh? I think that one's actually only in form

21:47

where they're like, yeah, you gotta go to But

21:50

pretty much everything else you asked me, I'm gonna be like, Yep, watched

21:52

it, Yep, watched it, yep. See, I

21:55

have not enjoyed. I watched two, Bad,

21:58

Bad, Bad Nicholas Cage movie he's made by

22:00

Cosmos, Freaking what's his

22:02

last name? It's like Cosmos

22:04

too long to make up a name, and

22:07

it's just like he just makes like psychedelic movies that are always

22:09

pink and purple. I watched some

22:11

ship called Mandy, and then I

22:14

watched another movie that he made. It was called

22:16

I Was like some Lovecraft story and it was

22:18

just like a wild acid trip. I was like, what is this?

22:21

There's not even a storyline happening. I

22:24

just wanted to out Yes,

22:28

that's exactly what it was. Right, They're

22:30

terrible movies. I stud watching

22:32

this stuff for me to be watching

22:35

it, and I've watched it. Mandy have is going to

22:37

be coming for you. But oh

22:39

my God, I went back and watched all these nineties movies.

22:41

That was kind of great. Yeah.

22:44

I was just like, Okay, let me see stuff that I missed when

22:46

I was in college because I was too drunk or high or didn't have

22:48

a TV and didn't care, you know what I mean. I

22:50

was just like, huh, practical magic, for

22:53

example, I can't believe I didn't watch that movie when

22:55

I was I would have loved that

22:57

movie. That would have been my favorite movie. The

22:59

book to you know, Oh,

23:01

there's books. I'm

23:05

been in an audiobook situation right now where I'm

23:07

love being being read too, or I'm like, why am I

23:09

reading when you can read? You

23:12

read to me? Yeah, practical

23:14

magics would be good for that. I've

23:16

been doing audio books while

23:19

playing crossword puzzles and not solving

23:21

any crossword puzzles and not retaining

23:23

anything I'm reading. It's

23:26

a good use of overloading your input

23:28

circus, like sitting

23:30

there with drool. I

23:34

listened to Gabrielle Union's book while

23:36

I read Gabrielle Union's book, and that was

23:38

really fun, like a follow

23:40

along. Yeah, it's

23:43

like it's like watching a very boring movie

23:45

with subtitles. Yeah, just reading

23:47

the whole thing. But it was really great because like, when I get

23:49

stoned, I have a hard time like retaining the information.

23:52

So I'll be reading in my mind somewhere else

23:54

and I'm like nineteen pages ahead, I'm like, bitch, what are you

23:56

doing? So it was good to

23:58

have her because she was like reading to me, like okay, stay

24:00

on track, and she's very entertaining,

24:02

and so now I feel like we're friends because she killed

24:05

me her whole life story. So like I have to remember that I

24:07

don't personally know Gabrielle Union, so

24:09

if I run into her at Valance, I can't be like, hey, girl,

24:13

you feel like has it been? Has it been since?

24:15

Everything? Since? What?

24:18

Who are you? Right? Right

24:21

Lydia? What's something you think is underrated? Oh?

24:24

Man? Water heaters, Guys. You

24:27

have a water heater in your house, your

24:29

apartment, wherever you live. That water

24:31

heater warms up water and then

24:34

delivered it directly through your

24:36

faucets onto your face in

24:38

the shower, onto your back when

24:40

you wash your dishes, and it's hot water.

24:43

It's amazing and you don't

24:45

know what you've got until it's gone, you know what I mean?

24:47

As Joni Mitchell says, And I'm

24:50

speaking out of

24:52

sincere sincerity because my water heater

24:54

went out on Monday and I haven't showered

24:57

since Sunday, and I found out today

24:59

that ship is motherfucker broken. So

25:01

I'm having to deal with a landlord in a

25:03

pandemic to replace my water heater so

25:06

that I don't smell like the living dead. Okay,

25:08

my hair has been braided for four straight

25:11

days. Just want hot

25:13

water. It's a weapon, now, guy, Yeah

25:16

that you break the window. I'm

25:20

just like, yo, this is crazy. But it's also

25:22

like a real, like hardcore

25:24

like cosplay of what it's going to be like to be a homeowner.

25:27

And then like at least if it's a homeowner, like I could get

25:30

it fixed like right now and I don't have to jump through hoops to

25:32

like get some of the brand. And this is the second water heater.

25:34

No, this will be the third water heater in this house.

25:38

Just like, can we go tankless? Dog? What are we doing? What

25:40

are we Because it's outside and it gets full of leaves.

25:42

I mean, I don't want to bore you guys. What all I'm saying is this,

25:45

You are listening to this shower

25:47

this morning? Consider yourself

25:49

blessed yea. And

25:51

also check on your water. I

25:54

remember like at my house growing

25:56

up, we didn't really check look check

25:58

in on the water heater until

26:01

we had to and we're like, oh

26:03

ship, we were sucking up, Like

26:06

you can catch so early. You're like, get that

26:08

fixed now, because you have a fucking problem

26:10

in about eight months, eight years whatever. On

26:14

mine is like covered and surrounded when leaves because

26:16

it's on the side of the house that was like between the

26:18

other house. It's like a part of the house. It's completely inaccessible

26:20

that I don't like pass by daily. Mine almost

26:22

became part of like a tree roots system. That's

26:25

that's what I have. That's pretty much what I have going

26:27

on. That's almost exactly what I have going on.

26:30

And Manwards like, oh yeah, just get the tree removed it.

26:32

I'm like, me get the tree up, bro, Like,

26:35

how about yeah, let me just call a tree service real

26:37

quick and give that dude eight okay,

26:40

say less. Fam just signed the house over to me. We're good.

26:43

I was like, you know what you can do? Uh, you

26:45

can use my rent. Yeah,

26:48

because that's how this ship works. It's

26:50

cool though, I'm a sassy bitch. I'm just gonna give

26:52

him, you know, my rents less this month because I'm

26:55

paying out for stuff. So there you go. Do you have okay?

26:57

Do you need a place to shower? You know we can extend

26:59

New Wars bathrooms to across the city. I know you're internationally

27:02

known a locally respected, so I know you're not. I

27:05

may I may have to take you up on it. Right now, I'm

27:07

just raw dogging it out. I'm just seeing how long I

27:09

can last. I'm hoping that you can get this ship resolved,

27:11

because the other part of me is just like, well, it looks

27:13

like Popovich might just need to go get a room at Hermitage

27:16

for the weekend and sucking

27:18

stick these feet up and just get a hotel

27:20

TV on you know what I mean, and shout some

27:22

old seasons of Below Deck with Captive

27:25

because as of now, I'm just training for the Navy

27:28

Seals. If I get in my shower, you know what I mean,

27:31

Yeah, because the

27:33

city's warm enough, like tap isn't too

27:36

cold, but yeah, nobody wants that. Yeah man, I'm no frogman.

27:38

I can't handle that. I'm good. This

27:44

is an interesting question on my on my Trivia to

27:46

night last night. This is a question that came up,

27:49

how many push ups do you have to do in two

27:51

minutes to be able to

27:53

join the Navy Seals. I'm

27:56

gonna say in

27:58

two minutes, I'm gonna okay.

28:02

I would just say no. A hundred

28:04

sounds like would you be able to do correct

28:07

push ups that quickly? If you're if okay,

28:09

I mean I think the logic lydia is a plan

28:11

is like, if you're some super frog man, how

28:13

many these how many reps are you doing? It should look

28:15

like a rough Rider video where it's right

28:20

right, I'll go a hundred okay,

28:22

see. And it's it's interesting because the wording is just

28:24

to get to like the Bud's training, you only

28:27

have to do fifty push ups. And

28:29

I was anyway, just

28:31

things you think about and we're talking about facts

28:33

about frogs. I just want to throw that out there. I

28:36

was thinking. I was thinking, like a like one a second

28:38

right, so ye like to be yeah, but it's just more

28:40

that's just to get to the point where they, you know, torture

28:43

you so bad you ring the bell and you're like, I

28:45

want to go. I

28:48

would be I would be ringing that bell like ups.

28:51

I wouldn't. I'd be like number four,

28:53

I'd be like this now. Yeah,

28:56

I'm like, is there a special like category

28:58

of specialists for like blunt rolling and

29:00

gutting like a swisher without a blade. I

29:03

can do that. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm

29:05

good. On I want to see me crack of blown with my thumbs.

29:07

Just real quick, we should

29:10

mention Miles since you you just referenced

29:12

a trivia night last night. Then we

29:14

won't name names, but you you were

29:16

on a trivia night with

29:20

some comed comedy luminaries.

29:23

Yeah, another podcast luminary Uh

29:25

and unimpressed.

29:29

You know, I'm not gonna you know, I

29:31

just I wish I could see

29:34

if some people were using the internet to

29:37

check answers. That's all we're gonna say.

29:39

And maybe that's

29:42

all we're gonna say, Michelle Obama.

29:46

Uh.

29:51

And finally, Lydia, what is a myth? What's

29:53

something people think it's true, you know, to be false

29:55

or vice versa. You know,

29:58

they always say that youth has wasted the

30:00

young. Uh, And I

30:02

don't. I don't think that's true. I think that's a myth.

30:04

I think that youth deserve the youth because

30:08

when you're young you're young, you know what I mean.

30:10

And they're like, oh, they're so carefree, and it's like, what you're

30:13

You're mistaking care freeness for not knowing ship,

30:15

right, Like that's like that's different,

30:18

like not knowing ship and not having the life experience

30:20

and just being able to like throw sh it out the window, like yeah,

30:22

yeah, that's what you're supposed to be like when you're young. Like

30:25

I skipped that phase because I have been sixty five since

30:27

I was five, Like I am an old crogy

30:29

asked woman, like I am now like I'm in the ripest

30:31

point in my life because I feel like my emotions

30:34

are finally starting to match with the outside of my body

30:36

looks like where my crankiness,

30:38

my surliness, my like you know,

30:41

inability to adapt into change quickly.

30:43

It is now finally okay because I'm you

30:45

know, before it's come on, come

30:47

ons, like what are you seventy?

30:50

And I'm like, yes, bitch, I'm seventy. I would much prefer

30:52

to be in a housecoat at home right now, but no,

30:54

I'm sucking here in the club with you dumb bitches,

30:57

like you know, I don't know,

30:59

you know, but I have to do that ship because I was like, I'm

31:01

yeah, the list on the yard. Do

31:04

you think that's for people just being like it's the looks

31:06

that they're talking about. It's like, I

31:09

don't know, because it's true. I mean, it's but

31:11

it's also kind of the same way where like I think when

31:13

I was like eighteen, I was like, damn, I wish

31:15

I was twelve. I don't have to do ship like

31:18

this idea without me realizing like, man,

31:21

you can't do ship when you're twelve. You just don't. You just don't

31:23

like where you're at now, so you just want to go to like another

31:25

period in time where you felt like you were less stressed

31:27

out right. But I think some

31:29

people look at it too, like oh, everything's that,

31:31

that's possible. But I think, yeah, to

31:33

your point, like I think it's it's a very limiting

31:36

mindset to even look at how you live your

31:38

own life. It's like you only have these thirty

31:40

first thirty years to get ship done or

31:42

live how you want to. Yeah,

31:45

but I did. I was the opposite of you where I was like twelve

31:47

and I was like, god, damn it, if I why am I not

31:50

twenty one right now? Bank account

31:52

I could runting my own place. Like I

31:54

literally thought about like that as a child,

31:56

and now I look back and I'm like I was a weird kid

31:59

in some aspects of it, because I literally

32:01

would be like most like little kids, I would

32:03

want to play a game, right, You're like, oh, I'm gonna we're gonna

32:05

play Star Wars or we're gonna play

32:07

House, and I would be like, no, I want to play Bank. I

32:10

want to play grocery Store. And I would spend

32:12

like all day, like setting up an actual grocery

32:15

store in my bedroom and then just be tuckered

32:17

out and fall asleep and never play the game.

32:19

I was so into the process. I'm like, what kind of weirdo

32:22

am? I? I was like, no, I just want to I want to

32:24

do inventory that sounds like fun. Yeah,

32:26

that's just some inventory, which

32:28

I'm like, that's why you're out. Okay,

32:31

the California redemped the California refund

32:33

value on that. Can let me just put that there,

32:35

okay. Like literally I do the same

32:37

thing with Bank, where I would set it up and then I would get mad at

32:39

my friends if they didn't use the ATM card right or like

32:41

fill out the form like I would steal forms from the

32:43

bank and like make my friends fill out the forms, and they're

32:46

like, this is boring, and I was like, no, it's

32:48

not. We have so many forbes.

32:50

Come on, go out. And now

32:52

I'm an adult, I'm like, funk these forms. I

32:55

don't want to fill them out. So I don't know, man,

32:57

maybe I'm just jealous because I was never super

32:59

youthful. Alright,

33:02

guys, let's take a quick break and we'll

33:04

be right back. And

33:16

we're back. So

33:18

is the president of these United

33:21

States? Uh? Back

33:23

out here giving out interviews. He's

33:25

like, gott to flood the gott to flood

33:27

the zone with roses.

33:31

So he showed up on Fox and Friends

33:34

to kind of distract from his

33:37

performance on HBO.

33:40

Uh. And does that

33:42

mean if if this becomes like

33:44

one of those like debt cycles, like I gotta get another

33:46

card to pay off my other credit card. I gotta

33:48

do this interviewed to distract from this other

33:50

interview, to distract from this other interview.

33:52

And you're like, every you're like doing interviews

33:55

like seven days a week to keep

33:58

so, yes, this man

34:00

is on. It's actually

34:02

a pretty good description of like

34:04

how a narcissist like

34:06

him like just feels about like

34:08

social media basically, like he's

34:11

always tweeted of

34:13

desperation. Like it's always just

34:15

like gotta gotta tell

34:17

him. You gotta let the people know. I mean this

34:19

whole thing, you know, Uh, like

34:21

every any terrible Trump interviewed

34:24

had it all had ignorant of you

34:26

know, real willful ignorance, conspiracy

34:29

theories, racism, anti Semitism,

34:32

and we'll get to some of those, uh

34:35

throughout this sort of analysis

34:37

of it or whatever you wanna call it nightmare

34:39

session. Um, and he began

34:41

was sort of like it's weird if you listen. You can

34:43

tell some of the Fox hosts when you watch

34:46

it too, are slowly

34:48

like they used to be like have this like really

34:50

nice puppy dog energy when he was speaking, like oh

34:52

yeah, and now everyone's

34:55

kind of like doing that thing where like their parents

34:57

said they would get that thing for Christmas for

34:59

like and years straight and they keep getting

35:01

the same promise. So their faces are just sort of like blank

35:04

now and they're like m hm hm,

35:06

that's all right. Um.

35:08

So this first question, um they were

35:10

asking or not first question. They were talking about

35:12

many things. He started off talking about Hillary Clinton. It didn't

35:14

make sense then bringing

35:17

up a great point about the pandemic right

35:19

and voting and what that means for his base

35:21

too, because it's not just Democrats

35:23

that vote, it's Republicans, And Fox

35:26

and Friends was making this point not to get so narrowly

35:28

sort of focused on like

35:30

just smearing the potential for fraud

35:32

and mail in ballots, but also like make

35:35

it feel like voting is safe, because there are also

35:37

Republicans who do go out but are also

35:39

concerned. And man the way he just

35:42

he just puts those fears right to bed. Looking

35:44

at the pandemic. Seniors

35:46

and those are the underlying conditions are most concerned

35:49

about voting. They could be the most patriotic person in the

35:51

world, but even your age brack and Mr

35:53

President, they're concerned about going out in

35:55

a crowded area. And it's legitimate.

35:57

So, having said that, what does the administ

36:00

aracient plan on doing to make it easier? More

36:02

pole sites, clean teams, making

36:05

demand, demanding more more places

36:07

in financing

36:10

to do that. So, if we admit there's a pandemic

36:12

and a hurdle, what do you plan on doing

36:14

at it? If mail and voting makes you unsettled?

36:17

Brian, all of those things and more,

36:20

all of those things. And remember, November

36:22

three's a long way. That's a long way. The

36:24

numbers are coming down very rapidly. In

36:26

Florida, they're coming down. In California,

36:28

they're coming down. In Texas that coming down.

36:30

Those three places, shut up, and those

36:33

numbers are coming down. So by the time

36:35

we get there will probably be in very good shape.

36:37

Um. Yeah, yeah, all those

36:39

things and more. Um.

36:44

It's so wild that they're just like and

36:47

here, we'll give you the answer so that you

36:49

can say yes to it. There are

36:51

numerous times, like when he was talking about second

36:53

waves, like I think he was killing meed who just trying

36:55

to keep like sort of alley ooping the fact

36:57

that there are second waves happening in other parts

36:59

of world. And he's like, yeah in Spain,

37:02

Mr President goes and he's like yeah, and I think

37:04

and in Germany, and

37:06

they're like in Spain, Mr President, and uh, Italy,

37:09

I mean they're on a wave right now. They've got a wave of

37:11

going, I mean, really cool stuff

37:13

on that. I don't know if y'all are in that Italy wave yet and

37:15

um, and they were like kept saying

37:18

Spain Spain, Spain, and he wouldn't

37:20

say so this again.

37:23

The it's just completely

37:25

disingenuous. It's not it's

37:28

not a lifetime away, as

37:30

he goes on to say later in his answers, like November

37:32

so far away. Um, it is right

37:35

around the corner. And for anyone who

37:37

like works in politics, you're like, it's not a lifetime

37:39

away, like, especially if we were on a campaign's like, there's

37:41

so much that has to be done between now and then.

37:44

Um. And but

37:46

all that and more. And despite his claims massive,

37:49

any massive, like you know thing

37:51

that involves like every citizen

37:53

in the United States, like you plan that years

37:56

and years out, like you know,

37:58

it's not it's not a thing where you're like, we're gonna

38:01

figure it out. It's just, you know, it's a couple of months

38:06

stuff. It'll be it'll be very chill to be

38:08

chill. Um. And even though he says

38:10

like yeah, he says, oh, they're cases

38:12

are going down here and there, the rates

38:14

are still going up in this country as a whole, So let's

38:16

not devastatingly so

38:19

yeah, and for black and brown people

38:21

especially, um, and I think that's why

38:23

it's easy to still keep sort of acting

38:26

like nothing's happening because like, relatively speaking,

38:28

it's not statistically impacting

38:30

your base as much. So he

38:32

then goes on just sort of they go on and talk about

38:35

some other things, and Trump, you know, wants to

38:37

talk about how Dems are trying

38:39

to ruin him by believing

38:42

science. I don't know, this is him just sort of saying that,

38:44

like the Democrats are playing games, and

38:46

that's what's really going on out here. The

38:48

country is in very good shape and we're

38:50

set to rock and roll. But the

38:53

big problem we have is

38:55

Democrats don't want to open their schools.

38:57

They don't want to because they think it's going

38:59

to at the election for the Republicans,

39:01

and uh, they shouldn't play

39:03

that game first. But Mrs

39:06

Present when it comes to the coronavirus roughly getting

39:08

sixty new cases a day and the thousand

39:10

deaths, so that's just got people freaked out. Yeah

39:15

yeah, thanks for that bullshit. I just like how

39:17

even that that's just seem like something like

39:19

a Jonathan Swan move would be like, yeah,

39:22

you said things like, but you're not hearing me. Man. The rates

39:24

are going up and people are dying. Fam that's

39:26

what people are stressing about not this other ship, about

39:28

DEM's playing political football with

39:31

school reopenings because you're ready to rock and roll.

39:33

Baby. That is the wildest thing

39:35

to me that he's like, this country is doing great, We're

39:37

ready to rock and roll. And what capacity,

39:40

sir, is, what capacity

39:43

is fucking tanked. Tons

39:45

of people are working from home, Families

39:47

are devastated and torn apart by death.

39:50

Oh I don't know. All of our brown

39:52

and black population is being killed and being

39:54

fought, Like, how are we doing okay?

39:57

How are we pure?

40:00

I mean, obviously we know that that means in his

40:02

eyes, he is because he's talking about white, Republican

40:04

rich America, and America

40:06

is so small that he refuses to look outside

40:09

of that and realize no dog. And

40:12

I think that's roll. Like the

40:14

Beach Boys with Kokomo the Greatest

40:18

Como go down to a

40:20

little s Jeff's and then you will

40:23

actually like, we don't know who he is, that's

40:26

where. So then he

40:28

finds another way. Then they get on school reopenings

40:31

again, very very contentious

40:33

issue there are you know, I feel like our

40:35

teachers again are having to advocate

40:38

for the children of this country by basically

40:41

standing up to these school boards and saying,

40:43

hell, no, I'm not going back to work. You're

40:46

putting these kids at risk, You're putting their families

40:48

at risk. Y'all already don't give a funk about us,

40:50

the teachers, because you're sending us in here trying

40:52

to use chewing gum to keep our posters up, like

40:55

that's what are you talking about? And

40:57

now? But don't worry, baby. I think

41:00

people are getting really bent out of shape on this whole

41:02

kid thing. What I've realized is if they go to

41:04

the right school, maybe they'll be saying

41:06

I don't again, he's really he's telling y'all,

41:09

Oh, y'all do worried about the kids when facts

41:11

don't actually support the idea that they are not superhuman.

41:14

My view is the school should open. This

41:16

thing's going away. It will

41:19

go away like things go away,

41:21

and my school should be open.

41:24

If you look at children, children are

41:26

almost and I would almost say

41:28

definitely, but almost immune

41:31

from this disease. So few it's if they've

41:33

got stronger hard to believe.

41:35

I don't know how you feel about it, but they have much

41:37

stronger immune systems. Then we

41:39

do something so that is

41:42

fucking dangerous. You cannot

41:44

say ship like that on TV that you believe

41:47

that kids are definite and I'll

41:49

say definitely immune and then

41:51

you can see him walk it back. He's like, and I don't

41:53

know. I mean you might push back. I mean, I think,

41:57

but I already said they're immune, and people who want

41:59

to believe that are going to take that to the bank. People

42:02

are saying, but people don't know. I mean, if

42:04

you look at the school they're there with Charles Xavier

42:06

for Gift to Children,

42:08

they all are mutants who are they

42:12

quite literally immune to any kind of human

42:14

disease. I am just fascinated how he loves to

42:16

is shoe science in any capacity

42:18

as it relates to this pandemic. Where

42:20

he's just like, I don't know how you feel about it. It It doesn't

42:22

matter how I feel about it. How do you feel about

42:24

it? How feel about it? It's

42:27

fucking science, dude, Like you

42:29

can't just you know what I mean? I mean, and I mean, as

42:31

he said to Snow the other day, you know, read

42:34

the manuals, read the books. I

42:36

don't know which manuals are reading,

42:39

Swan, They say, Snow, I'm thinking about um,

42:45

but yeah, like what the hell? Yeah,

42:47

it's and I can't. It's

42:49

just so so I

42:53

just get really worried, uh,

42:56

you know, because when you have somebody who's so

42:58

pedal to the metal about like what

43:01

I believe is what's real, and I'm

43:03

already dealing with not even a full

43:05

deck of experience, Like I got three cards

43:07

worth of experience Rich White and Man,

43:09

And it doesn't get much more nuanced than that.

43:12

We're that that's just puts everybody a terrible

43:15

situation. And again, you look at you've seen these

43:17

photos of some of these high schools that have already reopened.

43:19

This ship looks like it's twenty nineteen. Yeah,

43:22

man, it is gnarly. And

43:24

that's it's so funny too, because that's an existing problem,

43:26

a pre existing problem, right, which is overcrowding

43:29

in schools. So it's just hilarious

43:31

to me that nobody is talking about that too. That's kind of being like

43:33

sweeped under the rug, which is like, hey, this is a

43:35

problem on top of a problem we've already

43:38

been treating features poorly. We've already been shoehorning

43:40

children into classrooms, we already are

43:42

giving them the resources they need, and now we're saying, oh yeah,

43:45

and also go back and Also, they're

43:47

superhuman, so don't worry about this pandemic that

43:49

mean quite literally killing hundreds of thousands

43:51

of people. Anyway, moving on to his next

43:53

to the Umbrella Academy, you know what I mean, Yeah,

43:56

get them. I mean there's that one kid. I mean, look

43:58

like they could do all kinds of freaky shit with their powers.

44:00

And if you get that, if you get that one monkey Butler,

44:03

you know, I'd rather have him than Dr Fauci.

44:06

He looks pretty cool. So then he

44:08

gets another softball question. They figure, all right,

44:10

let's let's pivot, you know, because you're already saying

44:12

some wildly problematic how about this Mr

44:15

President question

44:17

you always crush. What would you

44:19

do in the second term? What is your second

44:21

term agenda? What are your top priorities? I

44:25

want to take where we left. We had

44:27

the greatest economy in the history of the world.

44:29

We were better than any other country.

44:31

We were better than we were ever. We

44:33

we never had anything like it. This country

44:35

a hundred and sixty million people

44:38

working. We've never had that people. We've never even

44:40

come close to that. Best employment

44:42

numbers, best unemployment numbers for

44:44

African American, Asian American women,

44:47

Hispanic and everybody, the

44:49

best numbers we've ever had, the best stock

44:52

market we've ever had, although we're coming very

44:54

close right now. In fact, dasdeg is already higher

44:56

than that number. So a lot of good things

44:58

are happening. That means to be job. What

45:00

I want to do is take it from that point and then build

45:03

it even better. Perfect.

45:07

Did he say at one point that needs to be jobs?

45:11

And I don't. Yeah, it was just like random

45:13

economy words. What It's

45:15

like so odd? Right when you're like, how are

45:17

you going to fix this problem?

45:20

It's like I'm gonna make it like how

45:22

it used to be. But it's

45:24

like like imagine if you had a cancer

45:26

diagnosis and like, yeah,

45:28

I don't worry. So it's it's in

45:30

early stages. And what we're gonna

45:33

do is and how are we going to treat

45:35

it? I mean, we're just gonna make it like it used

45:37

to be, right, but how are you going to treat

45:39

it? Okay, you remember how your body used to be

45:41

before the cancer we're gonna do We're

45:44

gonna make it like that and then go

45:46

higher. And I'd like, you'll get me

45:48

the funk out of here, Like that's not an answer

45:51

that is just it's he

45:53

clearly, he's just his thinking has

45:55

not evolved past

45:58

um and like the or seventeen

46:01

when he was able to like waive the papers

46:03

of like look what I got from the last president and

46:05

this economy and dad, it's

46:07

just like there's no like,

46:09

you know, honestly, I just I'm just trying to avoid

46:11

a lot of lawsuits in here, So don't make

46:13

it hard, right now, Yeah,

46:16

I mean that, right. I I

46:18

think he just knows one mode

46:21

and it's the thing

46:23

and that just happened to be what worked for that

46:25

election. But now it just

46:27

doesn't seem like, you know, not none

46:29

of this could possibly be what his campaign

46:32

staff is telling him to like

46:34

go with because like nationally

46:37

the numbers are that people don't want

46:39

schools to open, that people um,

46:42

you know, are worried about the economy. They're

46:45

not just like, oh yeah it's gonna be fine. So

46:47

I don't know, like this doesn't seem

46:49

like a well thought out strategy necessarily,

46:52

very don't think damn all

46:55

right the microscopic

46:57

and I went there, so

47:01

uh and I just want to lastly leave him

47:03

with this one because this I

47:06

don't know why the host of Fox

47:08

and friends even decided to ask him a question

47:11

like this, But I'll just let the question

47:13

an answer to its own thing. How can we heal

47:15

as a nation so that we can look at everyone

47:18

as Americans, as Maya Angelis says,

47:20

we are more like than we are different. Well,

47:25

look, we were really there. We

47:27

were very close success. It's called

47:29

success. We had the highest employment,

47:32

the best employment numbers ever ever

47:34

for the Black community, for African American,

47:37

the best numbers, Hispanic, Asian,

47:39

everybody, but we had the best numbers.

47:43

You almost, yeah, you almost think. That's the last

47:45

answer. That's his that's his response

47:47

when they were talking about the racial divide

47:49

in this country and what they were being up Condoleeza

47:52

Rice, who was saying, like, I don't like but they

47:54

brought her up very narrowly to do this thing of like

47:56

black people all don't have to be Democrats, like they

47:58

were really sort of focusing in these things, like I don't people

48:00

to look at me and determine who I would vote

48:03

for based on my appearance dot dot dot And

48:05

that's when so then he takes that to like, and

48:08

you know, black people had jobs even

48:10

though they were very low paying and they needed multiple

48:12

jobs and it was not a lifestyle that anyone

48:15

would really want, but they had

48:17

them right next, it's

48:21

everybody has it, women, Asians,

48:23

Hispanic, the Hispanic. Oh

48:27

my god, yeah, so this

48:30

is yeah, so that's what he did this

48:32

time. And I'm sure the I

48:35

don't know, I that's he's

48:38

just gonna kind of keep looping on these same

48:40

ideas I think over and over. So yeah,

48:43

Joe Biden also seems to be

48:45

doing a Joe Biden impression,

48:48

like the same way that Trump seems to be doing like an

48:50

SNL sketch impression of him.

48:52

Like Joe Biden had a

48:55

weird dance where someone was like a

48:57

reporter asked him about a gonna

49:00

have test and he was like, come on, man, Like

49:02

he said literally come on man, like three times

49:04

in his answer. Also asked

49:06

the guy if he was a junkie, and

49:09

like if he would be okay with a drug

49:11

test? Uh, just like wild

49:13

ship that Oh my god. Yeah,

49:17

So that's what what's being uh

49:20

you know, talked about on the rate. I guess uh

49:23

it's not I mean, it's not a there's

49:26

no like depth to like

49:28

any it's just like him flubbing flubbing

49:31

ship once again, and not knowing how to communicate.

49:34

But it is, you know, come

49:36

on, man, smacked up off

49:39

that h so

49:42

weird man, such a grandpa response

49:44

to right, It's like the whole problem with him

49:46

is just like literally, you're like kind of cool but

49:49

weird Grandpa is just like showing

49:51

up. But come on, man, don't you think come

49:54

on? He's also like one

49:56

of like those old people like you you

49:58

would lean on and be like, yo, tell me what it was like

50:00

in the twenties, you know, and

50:02

like give you hit you with some stories like that, but

50:04

not like, hey, what do you think of this current

50:07

thing that's happening? And I'll tell you what.

50:09

Man, Colin

50:12

Kaepernick Black, I'm like, whoa,

50:14

whoa, whoa Joe Biden? You

50:17

know another black person with the last name Kaepernick. I

50:19

don't know anyway, USA,

50:22

It's like, oh, Joe, there's there's

50:24

a thing that happens where he like gets aggressive.

50:27

He's smiling, but he's speaking angrily. That

50:30

like if they could like neurologically

50:32

just him plant a implant

50:34

a chip that would like shock him when he

50:37

gets into that movie, because you know

50:39

it's about to go off in a very

50:41

strange direction. Yeah, It's

50:45

like when you're smart and you know your homi is about to

50:47

get in a fist fight, but you

50:49

you've been with them enough that you know the

50:51

big thing where he put his drink down and smiled

50:53

when they just said what

50:57

was that? And hold side.

51:00

Hey, you need to close your tabro because he will

51:02

make there will be some Filipino goons filming this

51:04

bar up in like twenty seconds. Uh,

51:07

real quick. We do want to talk about the third

51:10

candidate in the presidential

51:13

race, Kanye West. Uh.

51:16

So you know he is

51:21

still running for president. He will be on

51:23

the ballot in some states. Yeah, he's pulled

51:25

on other places, doing his best in other

51:27

places to get those signatures to get on the ballot.

51:29

But he's trying.

51:31

Yeah. So

51:34

it turns out people looked into who

51:36

the people are who are like backing this candida

51:38

to see besides Kanye West. Uh.

51:41

And so there's a guy named Chuck Wilton

51:43

who is a presidential elector for

51:46

Kanye and Vermont. Uh.

51:48

And he will also be an elected delegate

51:51

for Donald Trump at this year's

51:53

Republican National Convention. Yeah.

51:56

And when they're like, so when they're looking at these people, like who

51:58

are bringing these ballots in who are these signature gatherers?

52:00

And a lot of like walks are like, let's look at someone's

52:03

like, Okay, that's that guy. They when they asked, when

52:06

he was asked, you know why he was getting involved?

52:08

This guy, Chuck Wilton said, quote, somebody said that

52:10

Vermont needs electors for certain people.

52:12

And it was something I said, then I'm more than willing

52:14

to do. It's like, what that's

52:16

so vague? Somebody said that. Who

52:19

is that said that? Who told you

52:21

you needed to do this? Because clearly you are listening

52:24

to someone's orders. He said

52:26

that electors, they need electors

52:28

for certain people, and

52:30

it was something yeah, um

52:33

so, um, let's see

52:36

uh. Ms Romney at the

52:38

r n C told me that we need electors

52:40

for Kanye West to help Donald

52:43

Trump. Um So, then

52:45

in Arkansas another they said,

52:47

looking around, they found a guy, Greg Keller. He's

52:49

listed as the campaign contact

52:51

for Kanye in that state. And

52:54

this guy has been around, He's

52:56

worked for Mitt Romney. He was the executive director

52:58

for the American Conservative Union. Uh

53:01

And they also reported in he

53:03

was basically up for consideration

53:05

to run Donald Trump's presidential

53:08

campaign in twenty that possibility

53:11

came up. So this is a guy who almost ran Trump's

53:13

presidential campaign and is now helping

53:15

Donald, helping Kanye West in Arkansas,

53:18

another place in Wisconsin. This

53:20

journalist Matt Smith. There's a video of it on

53:22

Twitter. He's filming this woman dropping off signatures

53:25

for Kanye's campaign and they say, oh, well, I didny comment?

53:27

Like do you know what do you want to say anything like no comment, no comment.

53:29

Vice News goes on and say, oh, that woman

53:32

is Lane ruland uh and she

53:34

is also representing the Trump campaign

53:36

in a lawsuit against a small Wisconsin

53:39

television UH station. And she's

53:41

also has served as legal counsel for

53:43

the Wisconsin Republican Party in

53:47

so he's got some career wanks,

53:50

okay working on this now. I think the since the

53:53

sort of uh angel I'd

53:55

view of this is, you know, you're

53:57

probably have been more adjacent to conservative

54:00

politics because of you your you know, proximity

54:02

to Trump, and these are the people who kind

54:04

of came that you could just sort of summon

54:06

to help you out with this or uh

54:09

there is a vested interest in helping

54:11

you maybe split some votes in places

54:13

like Wisconsin where the

54:16

margins are razor fucking thin. Uh,

54:19

and who knows? I mean, I think, I mean,

54:21

but then it's like a toss up, like are there like Donald

54:23

Trump, people who vote easy because they saw him were

54:25

the maga hat or it's just like straight up idiot like

54:28

kid hype beast kids who are just gonna vote.

54:30

So there are many ways

54:32

to sort of look at but I think, yeah, there are very cynical

54:34

ways to see this as well. I

54:36

mean, where does this go, right, Like, he's not gonna

54:39

be on every state's ballot, there's

54:41

not gonna be a he's not gonna be prans

54:43

of him winning or you

54:45

know, so he like I don't think he will

54:47

even still be pursuing

54:50

this up until the last, like

54:53

up until election day. So is this just gonna

54:55

be him coming out and saying don't vote

54:58

for me or don't

55:00

know. That's why

55:00

it's

55:03

hard to draw any conclusions on this because

55:06

he's already struggling right now, Um,

55:09

you know, with his mental health. He's clearly

55:12

like he's having issues at home with his wife

55:14

and all that, and that's playing out in a very sad

55:16

public way. So at a certain

55:18

level, like I'm not sure who is

55:20

sort of guiding the campaign and what division

55:23

is from like a purely ground game

55:25

level, and if that means Republican operatives

55:27

are like maybe we can just tell like guide

55:29

this guy to a way in the way we need and

55:31

use, you know, sort of um leverage his

55:34

celebrity to try and get some pull

55:36

some votes away from Biden in certain places. I

55:38

mean, honestly, that's what it is. Like I

55:40

I can't see it any other way. And

55:43

like it's so sad that Kanye isn't a place where

55:45

he can't see how he's being

55:47

used in this situation, you

55:49

know what I mean. Like, and if he didn't already

55:51

have these pre existing relationships with Trump,

55:54

I mean, he wouldn't be getting this kind of support. I mean,

55:56

I just this is there's too many coincidential

55:58

points here for me to think that this is a coincidence.

56:01

Like it is absolutely not. I think this is

56:03

a complete diversion, which is one of the things

56:05

Donald Trump is amazing at right, Like he

56:07

is the king of delusionary diversion,

56:10

where he is able to stand so deep and so

56:12

firmly rooted in him his delusions he

56:14

can detract everybody and distract people and get

56:16

what he wants. This is absolutely that, and it sickens

56:19

me to my core to realize

56:21

that he's doing this and like just the fact that there's race

56:23

involved there too, that he's a black man and he's a black man that's

56:25

not in a great place. It's like he's going to

56:27

point back to this and say, like, look, I helped black people.

56:29

I helped Kanye. Kanye is my friend, I know

56:31

black people. Like he's going to use

56:34

this as an excuse, and it's just the

56:36

whole thing is effing weird. It's fucking

56:39

weird. Anyways,

56:41

let's take another quick break and we'll be right

56:43

back, and

56:54

we're back. Let's talk Coca cola

56:56

real quick. You know, it's been pretty

56:59

widely known that uh,

57:01

you know, sugary beverages were a

57:03

big part of the

57:06

obesity epidemic in the United

57:08

States over the last forty years.

57:11

Um, but there's also been you know,

57:13

these other camps that

57:15

come out that say, well, actually, when you look at the science,

57:17

it's that we're not exercising enough,

57:20

which has never made sense because

57:23

if you look back at people

57:25

in like the thirties and twenties

57:28

and forties when this wasn't

57:30

a problem, and like look at how

57:33

they were exercising. There's there's

57:35

this video from like the early

57:37

twentieth century of a gym

57:40

and it's like people with like a conveyor belt

57:42

that's like jiggling their body back and forth. Exercise.

57:46

Yeah, So, like exercise wasn't

57:48

even a concept until the seventies.

57:50

Like people didn't even know what

57:52

that meant until the seventies. Like I

57:55

remember seeing like pictures of my grandfather being

57:57

like, damn, Grandpa, you had that six pack and everything.

58:00

I'm like, what did you do? He's like I don't know. We were

58:02

broke,

58:02

right, yeah.

58:06

And like food wasn't that process back then,

58:08

So like I was eating real simple and clean,

58:10

and I'm like, oh right, Like exercise,

58:14

Jane Fondau put on some tights. Nobody

58:16

knew what the fun exercising was. Okay,

58:18

that's exactly right. People didn't manual labor.

58:20

People lifted up their babies, people pushed stop,

58:22

people fixed stuff they had. Like

58:25

I'm always like looking at the seventies, I'm like, was

58:27

everybody just all like like lanky

58:30

and ship like like yeah,

58:32

that do right? Right. We're

58:35

also seen as very good for you, and like

58:37

that exercise is great for you.

58:39

It's good for your health. It's a great alternative

58:42

to smoking. Like I feel like it's what American

58:45

culture, not smoking leave, but like smoking

58:48

and cigarettes too. Come on, Jack, come on, spa

58:51

roll. Uh

58:54

hold on, Jack. As a page spokesperson

58:56

for philap Morris, I'd take that. Now, what do you

58:58

mean by that, sir, Well, that's a that's

59:00

a great question. That's a great question,

59:03

uh from Philip Morris, because I

59:06

think this story really reminds me,

59:08

and I think a lot of people of

59:11

the tactics of big tobacco, so

59:14

Coca Cola dur from

59:16

I think it was the early two thousands,

59:19

know it's two thousand and fourteen to fifteen.

59:22

UH were funding

59:24

a study uh that was

59:27

basically designed to under

59:29

emphasize the fact that their

59:31

beverages uh, you know, caused

59:34

or led to the obese epidemic in

59:36

the United States, and to emphasize

59:38

the importance of exercise and the fact that people

59:40

are getting enough exercise. UM.

59:43

And it's just you know, it's like evil

59:46

for d capitalism, right you.

59:49

I mean, they got like academics

59:51

on board. You know, there were people at

59:53

University of Colorado who

59:55

were funding the study, who were involved

59:58

in the study because everybody has a price,

1:00:01

and academia does not pay

1:00:03

people enough, and so you

1:00:05

have these academics who end

1:00:07

up, you know, flipping to the

1:00:09

dark side because uh, they

1:00:11

need the money. And Coca

1:00:14

Cola then is able to be like, it's not

1:00:16

us man. Look, this study

1:00:18

came out, but a

1:00:20

team of journalists were able to uncover the

1:00:22

fact that this whole thing was funded by Coca

1:00:25

Cola. Coca Cola's that

1:00:28

they're delicious. Sorry,

1:00:33

as it paid spokesperson for Coca Cola, I just

1:00:35

had to say that there's some dark ship

1:00:37

and the and the skeletons in their closet

1:00:39

are pretty ugly. They do a good job of

1:00:42

covering up the fact that they are the biggest producer

1:00:44

of plastic in the environment.

1:00:47

They covered up a story about poisoning the water

1:00:49

in India. Um,

1:00:51

they've been on the murdering side of union

1:00:54

disputes, union members

1:00:56

and union leaders being killed by param

1:00:58

paramilitary death squads in Colombia,

1:01:01

and yeah, it's

1:01:03

it's just very dark. The death

1:01:06

squads in Columbia thing is really wild.

1:01:10

Like people who were trying to unionize

1:01:12

at a Coca Cola bottling plant in Colombia.

1:01:15

The union leaders got murdered,

1:01:18

and there's all sorts

1:01:20

of reasons Coca Cola was either criminally

1:01:22

negligent or could

1:01:24

have been involved. So so Jack, I'm

1:01:26

just gonna run back what you just said. So you said,

1:01:29

uh, Columbia was

1:01:31

the place where union workers were killed

1:01:34

for Coca Cola. Yeah,

1:01:37

Now I just want to take a little

1:01:39

history lesson back in time. So Coca

1:01:41

Cola used to have cocaine

1:01:44

in it. Yes, yes, the cocoa

1:01:46

a little place called Colombia as

1:01:49

well known as Um the producer

1:01:52

have said cocaine. So it can't

1:01:55

I just can't help. But wonder um

1:01:58

if they what exactly they were processed in that

1:02:00

plant? And maybe they didn't kill two

1:02:02

birds with one stone? Like how else do you

1:02:04

rally have to get yourself some paramilitary

1:02:06

killers if you're not like in a

1:02:08

place where you're like okay,

1:02:11

we've long been invested in the cocaine industry

1:02:13

and you're in the Columbia area, Like, how

1:02:15

do you drop down and build? All I'm saying is there,

1:02:17

it's function is about Yeah, about

1:02:20

a lot of these death squads that were coming

1:02:23

on the seventies and eighties, America trained

1:02:25

those people, you know, to be like, yeah, it's like come

1:02:27

to the school in America's yeah, where they're

1:02:29

like we've help you put down sort

1:02:31

of like oh, socialisms who are trying to funk up our

1:02:33

checks, Let me run.

1:02:36

That's my point is that like we fund drunk

1:02:38

roars in these companies are in these countries,

1:02:41

rather like it's just

1:02:44

this is a terrible place. You guys the world organized

1:02:46

fire. The organizers were killed in

1:02:49

four and six. By the way,

1:02:51

that ship it's still going on today.

1:02:53

It was this is kind of there's an article is

1:02:55

reading just about how like this whole

1:02:58

thing about how nestly Japan

1:03:01

to funk with coffee by using kit

1:03:03

cats, and I was like, what the

1:03:05

fuck there was this. It's because again

1:03:07

you go into like the psychoanalysis that

1:03:10

goes into even like consumer relationships

1:03:12

to certain products, like Nestie tried to bring nest

1:03:14

Cafe to Japan and sort of up end.

1:03:17

Japan is a very t drinking culture at the time,

1:03:19

and now Japanese people love coffee, but

1:03:21

at the time we're not fucking with like nest

1:03:23

cay, Like what the funk, Like, what do we got to do? And

1:03:25

they realized people just didn't have these relationships

1:03:29

with the item. So coffee was too foreign,

1:03:31

there was no memory built up about

1:03:33

it, so they just weren't interested in it. So

1:03:35

they're like, okay, let's make coffee

1:03:38

candy. So kids begin to

1:03:40

funk with the taste of coffee early

1:03:43

on and it becomes a treat. So when

1:03:45

they're at like adult consumer age,

1:03:47

we have now created a foundational relationship

1:03:49

to coffee visa vi. These candies we've made

1:03:51

that will now get them to become coffee drinkers.

1:03:54

And like that slowly coincides with like

1:03:56

the rise of coffee and like using kit cats

1:03:58

and other you know, candies and things like

1:04:00

that. So yeah, I mean, like you can even

1:04:03

just figure out, like okay, so we just need to get so

1:04:05

it's a slow play. We'll get these kids drinking coffee

1:04:07

in about twin years now. Never underestimate

1:04:09

the amount of like cleverness

1:04:12

and compet science and science

1:04:14

that is going into the

1:04:17

dark arts of capitalism

1:04:19

and of fortune. Companies like

1:04:21

these are the places

1:04:23

that are like hoovering up all of

1:04:26

the best and brightest that come out of school.

1:04:28

Are like, you know, these companies

1:04:30

who are just designed to find a

1:04:32

way to shave a little

1:04:34

bit of money off the profit margin,

1:04:37

or or add a little add a coin

1:04:39

to the profit margin, like on

1:04:41

a on a daily basis, that ends

1:04:43

up adding to up to billions. Like that's

1:04:46

a great example, the kick Kat thing, Like

1:04:48

that's their next level with this ship.

1:04:50

Yeah, well, the even the person the specialists

1:04:52

they deployed to Japan, I'm like that

1:04:54

even just sounds like such an interesting thing

1:04:57

to do. Like he's like a I think it was

1:04:59

a French rest searcher essentially, but

1:05:01

went there and just sort of like spoke to people,

1:05:03

did some analysis, and came back like Okay, so it's

1:05:06

this is a long play. You just got to get the kids

1:05:08

on it. For the adults, it's a rap with them,

1:05:10

like what are the smartest people that you

1:05:12

grew up with doing right now? Like

1:05:14

are he's

1:05:17

probably co hosting

1:05:19

middling podcast daily podcast?

1:05:23

You're you're the smartest person you grew

1:05:25

up with? Oh yeah, absolutely, that's

1:05:30

my friends. Bro, Ain't nobody fucking with me and

1:05:32

my friends? I know smart people, but who I came

1:05:35

up with? I'm the smartest one. Yeah,

1:05:37

me growing up and there's only probably one other person I think

1:05:39

that's smarter than me. To him, the same place, smiles because I'm brilliant.

1:05:42

Thank you. That's why we respect each other, you know, Yeah, completely

1:05:44

right, which is why we fill our heads with like fucking ninety fiance

1:05:47

because I think so much. I just

1:05:49

need the If we

1:05:51

spent half the time watching these reality shows

1:05:53

on solving the world's problems, I mean, we'd live in a

1:05:55

utopia. Yeah. I

1:05:58

know she married me not be working for the

1:06:00

CIA. All I know is that like twenty years ago,

1:06:02

she told me that somebody might call me from the CIA

1:06:05

as a personal reference and to her,

1:06:07

but then she could never tell me if she got the job or

1:06:09

not. But she I also know that she has like a PhD

1:06:12

in comparative Persian literatures and

1:06:14

it's like an expert in like Iranian poetry

1:06:16

and all these different stuff. So I'm just like, I'm pretty sure

1:06:18

she works for the CIA and can't tell anybody,

1:06:21

or she just might be a professor of Persian literature, which

1:06:23

is like, cool, did you work

1:06:26

for the CIA? Awesome? Don't

1:06:29

get the job with the CIA? Are you

1:06:31

allowed to tell people? You're not? You're

1:06:33

not allowed, Like, you're only allowed to tell the like

1:06:35

you're basically we're like she couldn't even tell me.

1:06:37

I guessed it was a CIA. She was She's

1:06:40

like a government agency, and I was like, I

1:06:45

made this job. I was like, I

1:06:48

was like, are the Fed's gonna call? And she's

1:06:50

like kind of, and I was like the

1:06:52

company and she was like kind

1:06:54

of. And I was like a bitch him

1:06:57

not to call me. I was like, I don't know. If you want to

1:06:59

call me, I will say.

1:07:01

Actually, one of the smartest people I went to school with, her name

1:07:03

is Amelia. She was like, okay, the valedictorian

1:07:06

was Aaron Neil okay, and then Amelia.

1:07:10

She she's a brilliant dancer. She

1:07:12

went to Juilliard Um. She was really

1:07:14

smart, but she was just a really talented dancer.

1:07:17

So and I see her now in her I g she

1:07:19

just does a lot of art, like really cool art. So

1:07:22

I don't see many people I don't

1:07:24

know, like anybody who I think the people

1:07:26

who probably are you know, like all jokes aside

1:07:28

who are like super smart. They're the kinds of people

1:07:30

who I like, wouldn't be catching up with

1:07:32

on my you know, social media or

1:07:34

like at a reunion and they're like, oh, yeah, that motherfucker

1:07:37

invented dot dot dot. He's richer than everybody.

1:07:39

Okay, right, Yeah,

1:07:42

I feel like a lot of the smartest people and a

1:07:44

new growing up are doing, you

1:07:46

know, things that just make people money,

1:07:49

don't add any sort of value

1:07:52

to make

1:07:54

rich people richer. Yeah, like the super

1:07:57

brainy. I have a family friend who's a super brainy,

1:07:59

real at math kid, uh

1:08:02

and then into college and yeah, like he just

1:08:04

sort of became he becomes sort of one of those

1:08:06

assets that rich people identifying the like

1:08:09

yep, Okay, I need you to start analyzing

1:08:11

this ship because then you won't find some You canna find

1:08:13

some dollars to squeeze out. And that's what

1:08:15

he was doing for a minute. Lydia,

1:08:17

it has been a pleasure having you on

1:08:19

the daily zeitgeist. Where can

1:08:21

people find you and follow you? Um,

1:08:24

I'm in my house forever. Um. I

1:08:26

don't believe in doing zoom comedy shows

1:08:28

because I don't like having uh, telling

1:08:30

jokes on my computer screen is the weirdest thing ever.

1:08:33

So I'm not really doing any shows but

1:08:36

the podcast Actually, right, somebody

1:08:39

laughing, You're like, make sure you're a mute.

1:08:45

They do have like doing crowd work at like

1:08:47

a little box of Squared. Is this Hollywood

1:08:50

Squares? Like? What is happening? No, I don't want to do

1:08:52

this. Um, but yeah, I'm on Twitter, I'm

1:08:54

on Instagram. You know what I mean. I'm just I'm

1:08:57

hanging out. I'm making videos of

1:08:59

a rainbows that cast across my wall when

1:09:02

when the light comes through because I got crystals in my window.

1:09:04

You know what I mean. Hater Tuesday follow me. I'm I'm

1:09:06

just, you know, not doing much. Hit me up.

1:09:09

Let's talk about ninety day fiance, Let's

1:09:11

talk about below deck, Let's talk about weed. You

1:09:13

know what I mean. Let's talk about rainbow therapy. Whatever

1:09:15

you need, I'm here for you. Boom, Wait, what's

1:09:17

rainbow therapy? Rainbow therapy is something

1:09:19

I invented, and basically it happens

1:09:22

the prime time is between i'd say

1:09:24

three thirty and five thirty in the afternoon.

1:09:27

You need to find a nook in your house where you can

1:09:29

hang a prism where it will catch

1:09:31

sunlight. And then the sunlight comes through that prism and casts

1:09:34

rainbows. And then you put a chair right in that

1:09:36

rainbow kind of room and just kind of spin

1:09:38

around and you let the rainbows like wash over you.

1:09:41

Um. Preferably for twenty five minutes

1:09:43

leading into four twenty. Then you get high as fuck

1:09:45

and then get high. Yeah

1:09:49

you feel it, you like yes,

1:09:53

and then you get high as fuck and then you're like, fuck,

1:09:55

these rainbows are ill. I'm a good I

1:09:58

made such a good choice today, and like

1:10:00

you just sit there and then you just ponder and you just

1:10:02

like let the rainbow light flow over you, let that

1:10:04

weed go through the Maybe I have to hit

1:10:06

you up on Twitter. It would do a live rainbow therapy

1:10:09

session. I'm preaching rainbow therapy

1:10:11

so hard right now because it works. Like I'm telling

1:10:13

you, I've gotten two people into it and they're like, I thought

1:10:15

you were lying, but this ship works. I'm like a dog.

1:10:17

I'm telling you it's important

1:10:20

because last time you got me into Terence Howard's

1:10:22

math teriology system

1:10:25

and that didn't work out too well for me, but you know

1:10:27

it was interesting. Nonetheless. Yeah,

1:10:31

that's me. That's my story, just living life, trying to

1:10:33

be free, trying to get hot water. You know what I mean.

1:10:35

Is there a tweeter or some other act of social

1:10:38

media you've been enjoying. Sure, I

1:10:40

actually saw a tweet last night that made me laugh. Quite

1:10:42

large, quite loud. It's from Aquila

1:10:44

hughes Uh And she said, I

1:10:47

hope Rihanna launches a fenty space

1:10:49

program and saves us all. I

1:10:53

couldn't agree more. I really I

1:10:55

love Rihanna. I'll do anything she tells

1:10:57

me to do. I think she's got a nice

1:10:59

perspective on this. Let's do this. The space suit

1:11:01

would be lit you know what I'm saying,

1:11:03

highlighted, cheat bones to the moon and back.

1:11:05

I'm here for it. Let's do it, Let's do it. I think

1:11:08

a fancy design space suit would

1:11:10

be just to make me horny, like

1:11:13

whatever Rihanna's bringing to like the space suit game.

1:11:15

I'm like, oh, come on now, you don't want

1:11:17

to be horny and space exactly because

1:11:19

you motherfucker's will be too horny. And then women can focus

1:11:21

and get this ship fixed, right we it's a distress. She's

1:11:24

a master of to lose. You just be like, man, that's space suit.

1:11:27

I mean I don't mind at yeah, right exactly.

1:11:29

They're like, yeah, yeah, just look at that. He doesn't realize

1:11:31

it's a mannequin with balloons

1:11:35

doubled like triplet. You

1:11:37

see this, miles,

1:11:41

Where can people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying

1:11:44

Twitter, Instagram? Where

1:11:46

else? PlayStation Network? Miles

1:11:48

of Gray. Also the other show you know fo Fiance.

1:11:51

We just get high talking about ninety day Fiance. Uh,

1:11:54

you know, Lydia left to maybe do some rainbow

1:11:56

therapy soon for

1:11:58

sure. Uh. Of tweets that I like,

1:12:01

one is from at Sven's Guard

1:12:04

Uh and it says I tweeted about having huge

1:12:06

tits and I got ten new followers,

1:12:08

all men. There was no picture attached.

1:12:11

They didn't need proof. The idea alone

1:12:13

was enough. Uh. Sadly

1:12:16

that's I have No that's

1:12:18

that sounds real. That has been of trash. Another

1:12:20

one from Roxanne Gay at Our Gay.

1:12:23

It says I'm at that stage of quarantine where the

1:12:25

Instagram ads are working. I

1:12:29

feel that. I feel that. Man.

1:12:32

Sometimes I'm like, yeah, I used to have like

1:12:34

sponsored. I like my I would like sponsored

1:12:37

keep going. And I'm like, what's this? Cool things

1:12:39

will float with a cooler built in. Yeah,

1:12:42

that will be for a river trip. I'll never take Instagram

1:12:45

is too good adult footie pajamas

1:12:47

because I was like, yeah, man, I definitely

1:12:49

need those, Like why wouldn't I need

1:12:51

those? And I was like bitch. It is summers

1:12:54

in the summer, but why not you know instagrams

1:12:58

like three percent off where I still look

1:13:00

at the eds they want me to click on and I'm insulted

1:13:03

about who they think I am. But they're getting better

1:13:05

to the point that I'm gonna soon just be like,

1:13:07

actually right. I had that yesterday.

1:13:12

I was going through and I had to stop because like,

1:13:14

what is this? And then I really had

1:13:16

to watch it like three times, and I was like, oh, man,

1:13:18

who do they think I am? And then I just laughed. But

1:13:21

it was an ad for um

1:13:23

Kegel's Strengthening, and

1:13:25

it's a like a unit you insert

1:13:27

into yourself and then it has an app on your phone

1:13:29

that basically has a game that looks just like

1:13:32

duck Hunt, where you basically squeeze

1:13:35

your kegel muscles and then it registers on the phone

1:13:37

and that yeah,

1:13:41

yeah, which I was like, duck Hunt

1:13:43

is the name of that name? And then

1:13:45

it was also like how loose you who

1:13:48

says? And then I was like, well, I am a woman in her

1:13:50

forties And then I was like, I do enjoy duck Hunt.

1:13:52

I was like, but then I also realized a

1:13:54

man made this game. No woman is ever going to put together

1:13:56

a duck Hut game to make her pussy strong. She's

1:14:00

like, hey, you know you don't underestimate

1:14:02

there. You know, I see those like pink real cameo,

1:14:05

real real tree camel outfits

1:14:07

out there, so you know, again made by a man

1:14:09

for a woman. She's like, man, please go hunting

1:14:11

with me. I got you peek camo And this is like some loose

1:14:13

fucking puss wife. Some video

1:14:18

game developers like, man, I'm gonna make duck Hunt and get

1:14:20

that thing strong again. Yeah, she

1:14:22

losing her grip. That's what she needs to duck

1:14:24

Hunt game? Like what? Yeah?

1:14:26

And I was offended that was in

1:14:28

there, but then I was like, yo, okay

1:14:30

maybe, but yeah,

1:14:33

maybe that's my quarantine skill. I can get

1:14:35

the high score on duck Hunt with my current Like yeah,

1:14:38

I remember, how do you cheat? Because like as a kid, you just

1:14:40

put the gun like right on the TV screen and

1:14:43

be like, got your ass. Don't even I'm not even aiming

1:14:45

the ship. I'm half the times breaking the monitor. I guess you

1:14:47

can't cheat on this one. I'm truly yeah,

1:14:49

I don't know. There's the possibilities

1:14:52

are endless. Say you're hitting that machine gun

1:14:54

fire. I'll let you know what happens. You're

1:14:59

like, go Lydia

1:15:07

out here, bust the

1:15:09

ducks with the k Lydia

1:15:13

Chopovich endless

1:15:19

tweet. I enjoyed hampting

1:15:21

you out tweeted, Uh, there should

1:15:23

be a Warrio Lopez, which

1:15:26

speaking Mario Lope magu

1:15:30

Ever tweeted, I take care of myself the same

1:15:33

way I do plants. Forget to drink water for three

1:15:35

days, then have a whole bunch at

1:15:37

once and tell myself that's the same thing.

1:15:42

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1:15:44

at jack under Squirrel O'Brien. Find

1:15:47

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1:15:51

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1:15:53

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1:15:55

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1:15:58

where we link off to the information that we talked to about

1:16:00

today's episode, as well as the song

1:16:03

we ride out on miles What is

1:16:05

that going to be today? This is from

1:16:07

a trio known as the Buttering

1:16:10

Trio. Uh. And this

1:16:12

is just another very very easy

1:16:15

listening track. It's the baseline

1:16:17

of thumping. The vocals are nice, it's

1:16:20

just like sort of some here valum. You know. So

1:16:22

if you if you want to experience some rainbow therapy,

1:16:24

you know, maybe pump this while you're just letting them raise

1:16:27

hit you that Roy g biv all over

1:16:29

your body. Um. Yeah, So check

1:16:31

this out from the Buttering Trio. It

1:16:34

is called sail with Me. All

1:16:36

right, we're gonna ride out on that the Daily

1:16:38

Zeite guys to the production by Heart Radio for more

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1:16:47

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1:16:50

to tell you what the trending and we'll talk to you then bye

1:16:53

bye. I

1:17:01

oh, how could I refute your silly

1:17:05

sexy sailors mind. I'll

1:17:09

play guitar to the stars.

1:17:12

I'll keep its round smooth. Just

1:17:16

let me know it would be

1:17:18

all right to bring my boyfriend

1:17:20

to

1:17:24

come, say