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Oh well, hello the Internet, and welcome

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to season seventy nine, episode four of

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The dayly zeit Geist.

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You know the podcast where we take a deep dive.

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I guess yeah. We'll call it a deep dive into America Shared consciousness.

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And you know how we do it off the rif.

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Fuck Coke Industries, yep,

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and fuck Fox News. Thank

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you. Now we can move on to more

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important business. Yes his Thursday A.

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It is I Miles Gray a k

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a. The straight while and not racial

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profiling bird, scooter rideing,

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fake PJ, fining kiss, stealing

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from her majesty, we Land and emotionally

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feeling son of a tragically broken

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home. Seventeen time Heavy Take

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Chafpion of the World, the Great shirt

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Boy, Thick Blair, God

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damn shout

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out to Shout out to

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your motherfucking broken home, to that

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ak coming from Crispy Meme. Christie am

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a Gucci man. I saw you trying to get me to

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do that when I saw you packaging it, repackaging

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it like these agents do with their writers.

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Uh. And I got to us, so shout out to you. Uh.

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And you know what, even though it's W W Rick

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Flair Uh, And I am pleased to be joined

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because again, as as always,

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when Jack is not here, he's always on the hunt

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for some perfect sandal and his

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latest journey has taken him

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to the Bay Area, where he has met somebody who

1:26

has some dead stock burkey stocks from

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the late eighties that he's been trying to get his hands

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on. So our thoughts are with

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Jack until he comes back to you, But

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for now, I am thrilled to be joined by one of

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the greats on this show, and

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someone who I can say is a friend of mine. Ship.

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Yeah wow, yeah, I just put that on you.

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You've really this is uncomfortable, but I'm about

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to make it more uncomfortable. We'll talk about its Welcome

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my special guest co host, Mr Andrew T. Bust

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Down, thought Tianna dot

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Diana. I want to see Drew

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bust down. Okay,

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I feel like I've been working on that sense.

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That song came out and

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so that's as good as it got. I like how you

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did it like a spoken word prose kind

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of thing. Well, I realized that the actual

2:18

a k a. Name check part was probably

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too subtle to actually read, so I

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had to say, especially,

2:25

I want to see Drew bust down. I want to see

2:28

Drew bust down. It's like

2:30

reminds me of death poetry slam. Yeah,

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what I did it for? You know, this is for

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the listening audience. I did do the hand

2:36

thing too, Yeah you did. I did the you

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did bust down? Uh. And

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in our third seed, we are thrilled

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to be joined by another first time guest, but

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someone I know personally. I

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met even at my last gig at Wired Magazine

2:52

when I uh he was running an open mic

2:54

where I had someone do all jokes told

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by an Alexae. Would you

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say he's more tired or fired? I

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would say he's wired as fuck and

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a friend of yours, a friend of ours. Please welcome

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hilarious comedian Mr Steve Hernandez.

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Yeah, great to be here, fellas. Thank

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you for raising the hand like cal

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Ripken. And this is your first time.

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Oh no as a co host? Actually

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no, no, you've done the co host Yeah, he slots

3:20

in quite well. Well, I'm happy to be here

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with just two others like swaggy

3:24

brown men, different you know, ethnicities,

3:27

we're really killing who I thought? It's

3:28

two Japanese? Are

3:31

you Taiwanese? Chinese?

3:34

Chinese grew up in Taiwan. Oh you

3:36

grew up and not my dad grew up in Taiwan's okay,

3:38

so I think that's where I got Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's

3:42

you know, Chinese Civil War. It's fine, okayni

3:44

civil War, broken home and Steve, I'm

3:46

a Mexican and Italian. See look, motherfucker.

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We got the u N in the building. Yeah, it feels great.

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I'm really happy. We have like one of the more obscure

3:53

u N committees, not

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not many security council We're

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doing all right, well,

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Steve, Before you get to know you a little bit better, we'll

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walk people through a little bit what we're about to talk

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about. First, an update

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with the racist Jesus

4:10

Christ checking in with someone from

4:12

Iowa. Uh, you can guess who

4:14

that is. We're talking about Herman Kane pulling

4:17

out of his FED nomination race. Uh,

4:19

but for a different reason, because he's just bading

4:21

too much for to be taking some broke

4:24

boy job at the FED. We're talking

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about Twitter users. I guess Twitter users

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are more awoke, maybe make more

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money. I don't know, that's what That's what the research says.

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We got an insecure man basically

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ruining the world in this country. I'll

4:37

let you take one. Guess who that is? Nicolas

4:42

Cage. Okay, we're moving on us Donald

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Trump and also a few other things.

4:46

We're talking about Netflix aka debt

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flicks, uh and Aunt Becky

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with oh Man. She's in court now and

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she's getting up to have the

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whitest defense ever used

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in a court trial. And I can't wait to let y'all

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know about that one. But first, Steve,

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what is something from your search history that's revealing

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about who you are as a human? As

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a Mexican Italian? Currently, I

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run a comedy shows and stuff like that, so it's a lot

5:11

of comics names. But also besides that, Um,

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I'm I'm. I don't know if you

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picked up on this smiles, but I'm a gamer now.

5:19

I don't know if you've been seeing my social

5:23

network stuff. Oh

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ship, So how do I stop this air How

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do I stop this airplane wing? I'm just

5:34

sitting at my gamer chair now I start. I've

5:36

never having games since Halo, so it's been about

5:38

twenty years. But yeah, I'm just gaming

5:40

now, my girls gaming. We're watching each

5:42

other game. Wow, are

5:45

y'all doing that thing where you

5:47

straddle her like you sit on her lap, facing

5:50

her like chest the chest. But y'all

5:52

looking each other over shoulders, playing games on

5:54

opposite side, talking dual game

5:56

and be intimate. No I want I

5:58

will tell you the last time I games. I've never

6:01

I've always been against gaming because especially

6:03

you. Just I just think back, think about like in

6:05

high school and stuff, and he just all these guys

6:07

girlfriends just watching you play like an NBA

6:09

jams or something like that. Yeah,

6:11

and it's like, I don't want to put anyone through that. But now

6:13

the new games are just so fun to watch. And

6:16

when she's playing, I just like watching her and I'm pulling

6:18

for her and I'm like, we're on the same team. Girl. Oh

6:20

yeah, it is very romantic. I like

6:22

how like sort of considerate you are, Like your

6:25

your shame wasn't like man gamers whack or

6:27

like that. Shi it makes you look like lose your Like I just

6:29

really feel bad. I think about other people who had to stand

6:31

idly by. That's truly,

6:34

that was truly one of the big things. I didn't want to I

6:36

didn't want to put my girl through that. But she'll

6:38

just even She'll just come and to crack a Lacroix

6:40

and sit on the couch and she'll be like, oh, dang

6:42

girl, and she'll be like, dang baby, you're doing it.

6:46

Yeah. I'm like this is awesome, Like, yeah,

6:48

beat up those dudes. Oh is this like a stronghold?

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Yeah? Is there a boss? Yeah? And

6:53

she's very she's I think she's better than me

6:55

at gaming. Um, she's just yeah,

6:57

she's younger, Sharper. I love watching

6:59

her, love learning from her. This isn't just

7:01

about me, you know, even though it's a single

7:04

player game, we're learning together. I think,

7:06

holy shit, that fuck.

7:11

But she but she gets that,

7:13

like it's a thing that I really enjoy. So

7:15

because we have a healthy relationship, is like, all right, that's your

7:17

thing, you know what. I'm

7:20

playing The Division two, I'm always playing FIFA.

7:23

I'm dabbling in Red Dead. Too

7:25

many games came out too quickly that I'm

7:27

spread too thin, and like, I'm playing

7:29

The Division online and sometimes

7:31

I hop on with some side gang people, but I haven't

7:34

been grouping up with everybody because my level

7:36

is solo and people are so much stronger

7:38

than me. Like I'll play they just kill everybody,

7:40

and I'm I literally haven't been ship. So

7:42

I'm getting carried through the game. So I'm trying to get

7:44

my level up. That way I can come with it and uh,

7:47

you know, uh contribute accordingly.

7:49

And if you like Halo, actually you probably like the

7:51

Division two. It's called Yeah

7:54

as well, but yeah Division

7:56

two, yes, not like step up to the

7:59

streets. The day dance, I started

8:01

playing pub g Mobile again.

8:06

Just quick question to get on Spider Man. What suit

8:08

are you using? I really

8:10

can't get away. I love that punk rock suit, and

8:12

I like the halfway point of the game, and I like

8:14

hitting that guitar riff and I'm

8:17

I don't really, I'm not really even trying to win

8:20

the game. I'm doing all the side missions. I don't

8:22

want it to end. What's is so fun to swing

8:24

around? Oh? Yeah, Like I remember when I first

8:26

got that game. I'm not talking, I'm not joking.

8:28

I spent the first two hours just webb slinging

8:31

around the place. Yeah, I'm at level twenty

8:33

five on my guy. So like now I've got a

8:35

lot of I didn't understand. I mean, I'm

8:37

telling you I haven't played since Halo.

8:39

And even then I bought the Xbox I played

8:42

Halo. I beat Halo, and that's like all I

8:44

did. Um, so all

8:46

the stuff they're doing, I didn't understand that you could like power

8:48

up your different like weapons

8:49

and everything. So I'm just getting

8:51

into all of that stuff. Um. I I bought

8:54

my the I'm gonna say

8:56

the helmet, but I bought the online helmet

8:59

heads Yes, you know, I like it

9:01

better helmet

9:04

and helmet for online. You're

9:06

like, baby doing good chief.

9:09

I tried. I thought they were just regular I thought

9:11

you could just like listen, like play with

9:13

them, like they were regular headphones. But they're not

9:16

just to play with my nephews

9:18

because they're in the Fortnite. They're like ten and eight.

9:20

So um but I haven't really gotten into Fortnite

9:23

yet. But okay, look at you uncle the year. Yeah, yeah,

9:25

it's great. I'm having a great time. Um,

9:28

I'm sorry I talked trash about all you people

9:30

for all these years. It's just so amazing what they're

9:32

doing in gaming now, Like the story, I

9:34

mean, just so many side projects. When I

9:36

was Miles Morales for a little bit, I was like, they

9:38

didn't have to do this, they're just doing this, but

9:41

they did it. Yeah, they're just doing this because they obviously

9:43

love games and they love the story and

9:45

it's just so cool. I'm so blown away

9:47

by Also, a lot of the programmers are changed to their desks

9:49

for eight hours a week, but other than that, exactly.

9:52

Yeah, don't get into the part, especially

9:55

towards the end of development, where they're like we said

9:57

it was coming out in a month. I don't give a phrase.

10:00

You all overwork yourselves to the end. Yeah,

10:02

that is the very dark side of the video games

10:04

we play. Thanks Andrew, I'll enjoy it.

10:06

Yeah, I

10:08

guess there's I guess enjoy that. I guess

10:10

there's an Easteric and the New Spider Man. You see

10:12

this ship where uh there's like

10:15

like visibly Hasidic Jews on

10:18

the streets generally, and they don't come

10:20

out on Saturday. The characters Saturday

10:22

in game. Yeah, I do you know it's in game? Is there a

10:24

day of the week? And Taku, I don't

10:27

know how it works now, I gotta now. I didn't realize,

10:29

but I guess days do go by. It does get dark, and

10:31

so I think there's there's days outside my house

10:33

when I'm game. I think there's days in the world.

10:35

Yeah, I think I don't have to understand from

10:38

this article look, man, I think time is a flat circle.

10:40

Um. I have made a conscious

10:42

effort to not game too much. But I've gone down

10:44

already, and I've had the system for three weeks

10:46

now, and I have gone down three different

10:48

times where it's like, there goes five hours,

10:51

that's five am right now, and I but I do

10:53

I just go alexa, you know, forty

10:56

five minutes. And then I'm pretty good at

10:58

sticking to that, right, and then it's think it's for me,

11:00

like I got to

11:02

be the electro real quick. All

11:04

right. What's something you think is overrated? Threesomes?

11:07

Yeah, go on, that's

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it's that they're overrated too.

11:14

I don't Yeah, I think they're

11:16

too unless you've experienced a bunch of them. I've

11:18

had a bunch of threesomes. I'm kind of like a sex

11:21

god around the l A comedy community. Everyone

11:23

knows that in any community. Yeah, yeah,

11:25

in most communities. Um,

11:27

but yeah, they're overrated. Someone's always

11:30

left out and that's what I feel. Yeah, there's

11:32

someone's always left out and

11:34

it's sad. Half of the time it goes

11:37

awful and those are bad, like it

11:39

means like like people's feelings are hurt.

11:41

Yes, yeah, that happens half

11:43

of the time. It's not like what you see in the porno

11:45

or like the other person who's maybe I would be like, oh, yes,

11:48

I'm loving this. I'll keep doing a

11:50

day. So you watch different Porto than the

11:52

part of that I watched has always has one person

11:54

that's sighing. Well yeah, I mean if you

11:56

well, that's the thing too, that's called coulds

11:59

are over rated. But if you're gonna

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do them, you gotta go two guys, one

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girl. It's the absolute best way to do

12:05

it. Trust me. I mean, you've seen the pornography with

12:08

that, there's always one girl. Like rubbing

12:10

someone's leg, it's like someone gets

12:12

left out. If you just all agree that we're going

12:14

to worship the woman right here, and then you have two

12:16

guys doing it, it's super

12:18

fun. Everyone's having a great time. But

12:21

generally, I don't know if I'm going

12:23

to have another one. I'm not in a situation

12:25

where I've been had the opportunity

12:28

to have a threesome. Typically

12:30

in your experience, how does the

12:33

agreement come about where people are like,

12:35

okay, it's time for a manage.

12:39

Um, it's it is just something in

12:41

the air. Are you swinger? I've

12:43

I yeah, um,

12:46

I we do. We can do whatever

12:48

we want, but but with respect

12:50

and everything like that were like ethical

12:53

nonmonogamy. Um, I've had

12:55

I've had a ton of group sex with my ex

12:57

partner. We used to swing for

12:59

like a years and then we are polyamorous

13:02

and stuff. I don't know if polyamory is a real thing,

13:04

no disrespect to anyone, but if it is, I'm

13:06

one of those I can't tell im. It's something

13:09

I'm trying to figure out, like in my heart,

13:11

like is this a real thing or is this me not

13:14

wanting to go deep with somebody. So

13:16

I don't know if that's a real thing or not. Um,

13:19

but yeah, I could do all that stuff. Um yeah,

13:21

it's it's fun and she can do all that stuff. So

13:24

so shout out to threesomes overrated,

13:26

but they are overrated. Um you got

13:28

It's almost like it's almost like getting

13:30

married. You gotta do it first and then you realize

13:33

like, oh that that's probably a bad idea

13:39

adea. Yeah, well once you get married. Once

13:42

you get married, and most married people and they look back

13:44

and they go, oh, man, like even

13:46

if you've done that before, even if you love your thing, you're

13:48

like, we didn't have to do all of that, Like, have

13:51

just done this. I am not

13:53

close to getting married, but I'm

13:55

realizing my primary motivator for

13:57

doing so it would be because I feel like I owe

13:59

so many people for nice weddings. So

14:03

maybe I should just throw a party

14:06

and just be like I got you guys back

14:08

for the wedding. Yeah, that's it. Just keep

14:10

cooking at those Bologney sandwiches. Oh,

14:13

I will accept that as payment. Will you

14:15

be to my wedding? Then? Yeah, I've been to your wedding?

14:19

What something you think is underrated? Not very

14:21

farm? Keep talking

14:24

like you go to Disneyland. There's

14:26

all these people out here. But by the way, when

14:28

I was single for one year, uh, I

14:31

dated a girl with a Disney pass. This is you

14:33

know? That was my most piece?

14:35

Yeah? Oh

14:38

yeah, that that was like rough. I almost

14:40

got one too. That's how the place I was in my life

14:42

though, where I almost got one too. I

14:46

think it. I think if I I understand correctly,

14:49

like one with parking, that's like pretty decent.

14:51

It's like five bucks for a

14:53

year for a year, okay, And but the way

14:55

I was talking to less than two bucks a day if you go every

14:58

day. I mean, I was talking to this girl for to bucks

15:00

a day I went on. I went on five dates

15:02

with this woman and like from the date, first

15:04

date, she was like trying to patch. She's like, if you think about it,

15:06

you know you're having a bad day, you just head out

15:08

to Disneyland after She's like going a couple

15:10

of rides, no big deal. And I was like, damn, you're

15:12

making a lot of sense, you know. They're

15:15

like, yeah, if that's your way, you could soothe the instantly, Like

15:18

man, the cable guy didn't show up, I'm going to

15:20

Disneyland. But yeah,

15:23

I've never liked Disneyland even when I

15:25

was little, because you feel taking advantage

15:27

of It's like they're just trying. I mean I you

15:30

were like, this feels like, oh yeah, it's

15:32

part of my personality type when people overcharged

15:34

me like that, it's like you're just trying to get me. But how

15:36

did you as a child? What was your first inclination in

15:38

your child mind where you like somethings wrong,

15:40

sms up here, Disneyland I was if

15:42

you I don't, I don't I know how you grew

15:45

up, Miles. I don't I haven't talked too much of you. But if you're

15:47

kind of poor and your parents aren't the

15:49

best parents, then you're aware of money very

15:51

much all the time. You know, the bills

15:53

I always saw in a pink a red one would kind

15:55

of all

15:57

that. So I was very aware of prices. Walk

16:00

get into that Disneyland, you walk

16:02

in there, you feel taking advantage of I know it's two

16:04

from a from a price standpoint, like some

16:06

other weird ship that they're like they're being exploited a

16:09

child break No, no, no, there's no

16:11

it's just being exploited of us with money,

16:14

trying to take our money. Yeah.

16:16

Now do you want to talk about Knots very

16:19

value? Right, that's a value, that's

16:21

a working man's amusement park. Right, it's

16:26

about follow up question. Yeah, it's

16:29

about if you got in here no traffic, it would

16:32

take you maybe forty minutes, forty five minutes

16:34

to get to that very fun Okay. Um,

16:36

Now they're annual pass andrew

16:39

hundred and thirty bucks that includes access

16:41

to their water park in the summer, that

16:43

includes what is

16:45

it what is a day pass for Notts very far?

16:48

I don't know, just by the annual pass universal

16:50

Studio Disney. Starting

16:52

one for a Socar resident is three nine

16:55

and that's with wild blackout dates

16:57

too. If you want, you

16:59

know, if you at that Knots Berry farm and

17:01

you will pass, I think they pay you now. You

17:04

know, you can get a season passed for five

17:06

payments of fifteen fifty after

17:10

initial payment. Hold on, let me pull up with the actual

17:12

status are yeah, damn

17:15

bucks and because

17:18

initial payments probably a lot more. No, no, it's not.

17:20

And they're also like, we know these fools are going to

17:22

have to make eight dollars for a regular

17:25

gold if you want platinum

17:29

e that's the

17:31

best of the best. You get to hang out with John

17:33

Knots at that point. Yeah yeah.

17:36

Around the farm yeah also

17:38

great, Yeah, if you want boys and berry pie and stuff

17:41

like that, good stuff at the Knots by the

17:44

right? Is it so it's actually

17:46

a berry farm. There's berries and whatnot.

17:50

Yeah, yeah, is there a Knots Berry

17:52

that's popular. I'll look at Boisberry, the baby

17:55

created the boys and berry. Yes, that's

17:57

a real thing. Whoa, yeah, so that's

18:00

not very farm goes boys. This

18:02

is this is real history too. I

18:04

mean, you've

18:07

got to love the amusement Park that like

18:09

is based on a man making preserves, you

18:11

know what I mean. And also the Mrs Nots Chicken

18:14

Restaurant. Yeah, I can't. I haven't been there recently

18:16

since my palette has evolved a little bit. My

18:19

fears dried as But they

18:21

got that chicken dinner with the fried chicken that was

18:23

also like a staple from

18:26

Berry Chicken restaurant. You get

18:28

a fucking big gass pickle. Yeah, for like

18:30

twenty dollars. You get this huge dinner with

18:32

like five courses that includes dessert. You

18:35

can get a chicken pot pie. Are the couple

18:37

of huge pieces of fried chicken biscuits

18:40

almost suspicious of this chicken

18:42

or not. This is perfect for me because,

18:44

as Steve is aware, we went to a Dodger game

18:46

a week ago about and I

18:49

could not stop talking about what I was going to

18:51

eat at the Dodger game for

18:54

fully two days. I feel like, well,

18:57

no, it's because I think I've been trying to like

18:59

eat a little healthier. But well

19:03

yeah, but so my cheats are like if I met a sporting

19:05

event or if I

19:07

feel like it, I want whatever the funk I want.

19:09

Anyway, I went disgusting and we brought

19:11

bond me into the stadium. I had

19:13

to Dodger dogs. You brought you smuggle

19:16

some bond me. You can bring bring food into Dodger

19:18

Stadium, you can't. Yeah. You can bring in any

19:20

kind of bottled water or

19:22

bottled drinks as long as they're closed not an alcoholic.

19:25

And you can bring in chips and peanuts and all that time.

19:27

It just has to be closed. Oh really, Yeah, this

19:30

is for the day of the exact guy fans out there. Yeah, it's

19:32

always been like that, you know, because my friend,

19:34

well this is my friend who used to go with

19:36

my neighbor. They had like they would occasionally

19:38

get tickets from like their work season pass

19:40

or whatever. His dad he's just pound a while, like

19:43

cores like in the parking lot, and then we

19:45

would go in and he would be like, you know, keep this, keep this on

19:47

the low. Like so

19:49

we were like kind of smuggling to begin

19:51

with it. And I didn't know the whole time you walk down

19:54

down the open you walking bring a pizza in there. Yeah,

19:56

I fully brought in that would be more

19:59

hilarious. Ex speriment. We try and like

20:01

test the limits of what they're like. Okay, hold on, you're

20:04

bringing like catering trays, right, I

20:06

think I think you can do it. Yeah, go to

20:08

the pavilion. We should go to the pavilion

20:10

bringing catering trays and just

20:12

feed the masses. Okay, anyway, that's a good, good

20:15

note. Finally, Steve, what is a

20:17

myth? What's something that people get

20:19

wrong that? I mean, you know, what's a myth that he's

20:21

just looking out there? But I think I

20:23

think the God of the Old Testament gets

20:25

a real bad rap. I

20:27

think people think he's mean and they don't like

20:30

him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jehovah,

20:33

yeah, all of that. I think he gets such a bad rap.

20:35

When you're growing up, you're like, oh Jesus,

20:38

what a good guy. You know, he seems nice and

20:40

stuff right as you follow your sins. But

20:42

that's not the kind of guy when you get older that you want

20:44

to be rolling with. You want a guy you can count

20:46

on that what his word means something,

20:49

you know what I mean, he stands for it. So

20:51

he loses his cool sometimes. But you

20:53

know, I mean, I love I'm I used

20:55

to be a pastor. So I was a minister at

20:58

a mega church. You were yeah, okay,

21:00

yeah, at faith community church in West Covina.

21:02

I hear, it's not doing the West Okay in the building.

21:04

Yeah, but I grew up in the

21:07

Great I can parking

21:14

tips. Yeah, I'm a

21:17

I'm a l a local native.

21:19

So yeah, so I grew up with

21:21

that. And I I never liked the idea

21:23

of Jesus or I didn't like the idea. I

21:25

knew even then that the apostle

21:27

Paul ripped off like the Jewish religion,

21:30

like the way he tagged on the New Testament

21:32

to the Old Testament was always kind of shady,

21:35

Like I knew that in my heart. But I

21:37

was mad at God for murdering people, uh

21:39

in the Old Testament, which he murders a bunch of people. But

21:42

what the older I get, the more I'm like, well,

21:44

come on, he could do whatever you're like, he said, yeah,

21:48

y'all violated. And

21:50

also, if you look at the Bible chronologically,

21:54

the Old Testament, especially, a lot of people put

21:56

God over time. They

21:58

say God's above time, so he doesn't

22:00

exist in the pastor present. But if you put

22:02

God in time, the

22:04

Bible makes a lot more sense. Like if

22:07

you were an all powerful being and you

22:09

created these things and they you would murder them

22:11

at first, you wouldn't understand. So

22:14

you see that if you look at God in time

22:17

and that he was learning to interact

22:19

with us as a species, as a people, then

22:22

you can see that he's growing and learning.

22:24

People don't like the idea of growing God growing or

22:26

learning because he's supposed to be omniscient. Yeah,

22:28

but how if you're an all powerful being and you've

22:30

never interacted with people that aren't all powerful,

22:32

of course you're gonna have there's gonna be a learning. It's

22:34

like when Dr Manhattan like pulls up and he's

22:36

like, ohh, I don't know. I just touched that dude and

22:38

he exploded, just like God was

22:41

like, yeah, I mean if you've said kill your son

22:43

for me real quick, let

22:46

me dial that back next

22:48

season season two on God. Yeah,

22:50

like the Pantheon of Greek people, they're like putting

22:53

axes in each other's heads all the time and eating

22:55

each other. That's just fun. It's like a cartoon.

22:57

Well, that makes more sense. That's why all the Greek

23:00

odds all that stuff, they look like us. That

23:02

makes sense that there's a bunch of different gods.

23:04

Oh okay, if that left up thing happens

23:06

then that was the God of war. Are that kind

23:08

of thing that makes sense when you just have one god

23:10

like that, he gets a lot of golf because

23:12

a lot of bad things happen on this earth. But I'm just

23:14

saying not to me though. Yeah,

23:17

he was a capricious youth. You know,

23:20

he was learning a young God

23:23

and then older God. Older God, let

23:25

him get a six thousand years under his best. Speaking

23:27

of God, I just want to bring up very quickly

23:29

the Nazi taint scab himself,

23:31

a Congressman, Steve King from Iowa.

23:34

Um, he recently, you know, he's been going through

23:36

a lot um. He recently found out that

23:38

white supremacy is not fucked with

23:41

in this country. Won't buy most by a good

23:43

majority of people, a significant amount

23:46

be by a thin majority of majority,

23:48

but nonetheless a significant amount

23:50

of people, thin majority at a distressing number

23:52

of them not white. Yes, And a

23:55

few people were pointing out, look, he

23:57

sounds like he's keeping for white supremacy and

23:59

using all this coded language and on other

24:02

other times completely uncoded language,

24:04

just straight up in your face, like what's

24:06

wrong with the white civilization being under attack?

24:09

I'm a bad guy now anyway, So he

24:11

recently, speaking to a crowd about

24:13

the future of Christianity, he was

24:15

asked by a pastor

24:17

I believe by the name of Pinky Perkins, um

24:20

what what they thought? And you know, just sort of like his

24:22

trials and tribulations, And this is Steve King

24:25

says, quote for all that I've been

24:27

through. And it seems even strange for me to say

24:29

it, but I am at a certain piece

24:31

and it is because of a lot of prayers

24:33

for me. And when I have to

24:35

step down to the floor of the House of Representatives

24:38

and look up at those four hundred and some accusers.

24:42

You know, we just passed through Easter in Christ's

24:44

passion, and I have better insight

24:46

into what he went through fore

24:52

the Trinity. Baby. Uh so

24:55

yeah, he I

24:57

guess is Christ. He

24:59

knows better about Christ. You know. Well,

25:01

let me just say this, Stephen King has come a

25:03

long way since The Shining I liked this early and

25:07

the Dark Tower series. Yeah,

25:10

you know, a lot of people don't like the last book. But

25:13

this new stuff, this new stuff is funnier.

25:15

Yeah, it's interesting, it's interesting. It's

25:17

definitely out of his wheelhouse, but we'll keep your eye on

25:19

it. That's the one thing. Whenever you could

25:22

look at any book and call it an errant,

25:24

which a lot of Christians believe that the Bible is perfect,

25:26

then you can do a lot of really

25:28

left up things with that thing. That's how they were able

25:30

to keep slavery going. And I

25:33

don't, I really, they're just stupid, the

25:35

idea that white, even

25:37

whiteness, is in the Bible at all. Yeah,

25:39

I mean, they're just who's white in the Bible?

25:41

Nobody, no one, No one's white. Yeah,

25:44

hey, pull up, pull up to Judea

25:46

right now. Yeah,

25:49

what's good over there? That's good in Egypt. But they

25:51

you know, they yeah that these people are monsters.

25:53

But I mean I do think that it's very funny. Yeah.

25:56

I mean again, shout

25:58

out to anybody who any one who tries

26:00

to put themselves make them a martyr,

26:03

make themselves a martyr, and then make yourself

26:06

put your christ complex display

26:08

like that when you were so clearly in the wrong. I mean,

26:11

the cognitive dissonance, maybe the mental

26:13

gymnastics. All right, here's the here's the mental

26:15

consistency. Is Steve

26:17

King his Jesus is indisputably

26:20

a white supremacist. So

26:23

in that sense, a lot in common yet

26:25

common. Jesus loves Steve King.

26:28

Yeah, good, he loves us. All. Uh

26:30

let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. And

26:42

we're back, and uh, I just want to talk

26:44

about Herman Kine real quick, Mr,

26:48

with one of the worst tax plans ever put forward.

26:50

Um, you know, he was put up to be

26:53

a nominee from one of the open seats at

26:55

the FED. To you know,

26:57

I've spoken in the past about how the FED is

26:59

not just some ship you can just toss some dude

27:02

in who we used to run a pizza chain,

27:04

because they have tremendous oversight

27:07

powers setting interest rates, they have to

27:09

regulate things. They're not just a glamour

27:12

position, and you need a very good understanding

27:14

of economics to work there. Uh

27:17

So, anyway, Herman Kane was put out as a

27:19

nominee. Everyone was like, are we fucking

27:21

for real right now? Just because this is like someone

27:23

Trump knows who vaguely said something about

27:25

the economy and worked at the FED

27:27

in Kansas City. I mean, indisputably,

27:30

Herman Kane has a better understanding of economics

27:33

than Donald Trump. He's

27:35

like this guy knows, like, hey, you

27:37

know this brother, he's pretty smart this guy.

27:41

Usually they're they're wasting their money on chains

27:43

and ship I like this Herman Kane

27:45

gay as you know he's saying something like that.

27:47

Anyway, um, it

27:50

came out. You know, obviously people looked at his past. He

27:52

had to pull out of the presidential race because of allegations

27:54

of sexual misconduct. Then the Senate

27:57

made it pretty clear, like off the record,

27:59

when we're asking GOP centers like, hey,

28:01

what do you think about Herman Kane, They're like, he's

28:03

unfucking confirmable. I'm just telling

28:06

you that right now. They're like, I know, I'm like

28:08

a rubber stamp for this president and that. Yeah,

28:10

and they're like this guy knows funk all, Like there's

28:12

no way he has wait this, I can't know

28:15

no. So inevitably

28:17

he was going to puff his chest out

28:19

a little bit. He said, I don't care even if if that's the rum

28:21

where I'm still gonna I'm still gonna go through with it because

28:23

I know I can do it. Then suddenly he I

28:26

think, realized that jig was up and took

28:28

his pizzas to go. Uh and

28:31

but he wants everybody to know. He wants everyone to be

28:33

clear It's not because he was unconfirmable

28:36

or holly um

28:38

lacking the pedigreed for the position,

28:41

or anything like that. It was because he's

28:43

too baling to take this gig,

28:45

he said quote At the same time, I was told

28:47

that what the ethical restrictions would

28:49

be, I would have to let go of most of my business interests.

28:52

I could not serve on any boards, I could not do

28:54

any paid speeches. I cannot advocate

28:56

on behalf of Capitalism, host my radio show,

28:58

or make appearances on Fox Business. Without

29:01

getting too specific about how big a pay cut this

29:03

would be, let's just say I'm pretty

29:05

confident that if your boss told you to take a similar pay

29:07

cut, you tell him where to go. Motherfuckeres

29:11

out here being like I'm gonna run the FED, and I'd

29:13

be like, oh, I saw the pay No.

29:16

Just so you know, he would have made a hundred three

29:18

thousand dollars a year roughly, that's around the average.

29:21

But so that leaves Trump with Stephen

29:23

Moore as his other pick to

29:26

take up the FED chair. And this guy

29:28

has been such a joke from the beginning, Like

29:30

he's been advocating for the gold standard

29:32

and people like put press into the sort of like

29:35

you tell us about your nonsense gold

29:37

standard idea and he's like, oh, I never said that, And

29:39

then they played a whole fucking montage

29:41

and him caping for the gold standard, and

29:44

he's like, well, you know, I may have said that. He's like, and I think

29:46

I think that makes sense, but I don't personally think

29:48

it's necessary. And it's like, you slippery

29:50

motherfucker. I mean, um. He also

29:52

said he's not much of an economist self,

29:54

admittedly, even though he has a master's.

29:57

I'm a little like I can't believe Herman

29:59

Kine what a chump for

30:01

Like, I mean, I know it's

30:03

just a lie, but like pretending the ethical

30:06

restrictions have any bearing

30:08

on any member of the Trump administration. Well,

30:11

lest he's on the open with it. He's like, look, I'm gonna be real. I'm

30:13

a scumbag and I'm trying to get every fucking check I can and

30:15

if I take this job, there

30:17

goes everything drives up, So

30:20

thank you next. I'm it's also funny that,

30:22

like, obviously, like you'd think

30:24

money would be a bigger part of

30:26

where the backstop Republicans.

30:28

It's like where Burlasconi in Italy

30:30

could do anything until um,

30:33

the fucking money got de valued and all of a sudden,

30:35

I was like, no, we're out, You're like within

30:37

a week. Like so it's

30:39

just weird. It's just weird or whatever. I guess

30:41

I don't under any Sorry, what's weird that

30:44

like Trump can

30:46

funk with the economy

30:49

so much and like the

30:51

actual powers that be haven't put a stop

30:53

to that yet. Yeah, yeah, well I think that's why.

30:55

Well, because right now the deregulation has

30:57

led to good profits for those people who

30:59

are just trying to bleed as much capital

31:01

out of the system as possible. But I think that's why they like

31:04

herman came, that's will

31:07

actually function. So no,

31:10

no, no, no. Um. So

31:12

back to Stephen Moore. Recently, you know, CNN

31:14

uncovered some of his writings from

31:17

you know, look, these are hot takes from two

31:19

thousand to y'all when we were nobody

31:21

was awake. But this the

31:23

sexism man, let me just tell you.

31:26

In one of his columns, he suggested

31:28

changes to the March Madness Tournament to get rid

31:31

of quote Unamerican aspects

31:33

of it. The first rule proposed by More

31:36

was no women. So this

31:38

is what he wrote in his calm. Here's the

31:40

rule change. I propose no more women refs,

31:42

No women announcers, no women beer

31:44

vendors, no women anything. There

31:47

is of course, an exception to this rule. Women

31:49

are permitted to participate if and only

31:51

if they look like Bonnie Bernstein. The

31:53

fact that Bonnie knows nothing about basketball

31:55

is entirely irrelevant. Um.

31:59

And then he also at that Bernstein, who is a CBS

32:01

journalist at the time, should wear Halter tops.

32:04

Was he being funny in the article? It sounds like

32:06

he was right, well in a way,

32:09

but like it's clearly like the take

32:11

where based on his other writings, he's

32:13

the kind of conservative who back then would

32:15

be like, you know, this is bullshit, We're

32:17

fucking it up, because like in two thousand two, this

32:20

was like a take. People would really say, well, this is

32:22

Tim Allen. This is like Home improvement

32:24

humor. Yeah, yeah, well this is this is

32:26

the Again, this is where

32:28

he starts sounding like some dude out

32:31

of Supercuts who's upset that he got

32:33

bounced from the next chair. So earlier

32:35

in the calm he had more anger

32:37

that there was even a female referee in

32:39

this like in a March Madness game, and he said, how outrageous

32:42

is this if this year they allowed a woman to

32:44

ref ammends n C Double A game. Liberals

32:47

celebrate this breakthrough as a triumpher gender

32:49

equity. The n C Double A has been touting

32:51

this as an example of how progressive they are. I see

32:53

it as an obscenity. Is there no area

32:55

in life where men can take a vacation from

32:57

women? Oh? My god, that's not joking.

32:59

Yeah, what's next? He

33:02

said? What's next? Women invited to bachelor

33:04

parties? Women in

33:06

combat? Oh yeah, they've done that already.

33:08

Why can't women ref the women's games and men the

33:10

men's games? I can't wait to see the first lady

33:12

ref have a run in the in with have

33:14

a run in with Bobby Knight. Okay,

33:17

anyway, So yeah, that's the guy who

33:20

this is someone who has ideas about our economy.

33:23

This is kind of for thinking he was demonstrating a two thousand

33:25

two just around seeing a woman

33:27

refereeing a basketball game. It's

33:30

like, I guess to me, the thing

33:32

is that's funny, is like right

33:34

wing ship like never really improves,

33:37

Like the rhetoric doesn't really improve it like it is

33:39

you're right. It's like a home improvement bit and

33:41

it's wild that he did it. Um,

33:44

but put

33:46

a spin on it. Guys. You could hear this on

33:48

Joe Rogan like this week if I wanted

33:50

to. Yeah, they don't. Um, I think the

33:52

Republican Party doesn't reward any kind

33:55

of new thinking. Yeah, so there's no reason

33:58

you know why. That's why they don't come up with new

34:00

stuff. Nobody's really trying to well,

34:03

yes, what's his name, Ben Shapiro

34:05

tries to act like he's coming up with new like insights

34:08

to but it's just it's very superficial. Yeah,

34:10

I mean I think really the the well, they're not new insights.

34:13

Yeah. The north star of Conservatives

34:15

is just to avoid being wrong. That's

34:18

everything is done in service of just,

34:20

oh, you can't prove I was wrong on thatdging

34:23

and dodging. It's never here's an idea

34:25

that we can prove is like objectively

34:27

good and works. Everything is

34:29

just more of like that sucks, And

34:31

don't try and nail me on my take on it, because I'm

34:33

just going to disagree with everything you say. There's no

34:36

like, there's no like you're saying. There's no advancement of

34:38

any kind of thought. Aside from

34:40

maybe just ramping up the attacks on people

34:42

of color or transgender people LGBTQ

34:44

P like that's the one thing that maybe they

34:46

are making progress as Yeah,

34:49

just like this ship could

34:52

have come from like nineteen nine,

34:57

Andrew, you're awoke Twitter user, and

34:59

that's you desire more nuanced

35:02

because I'm pivoting

35:04

now, Jacks

35:07

away and the fucking pivoting

35:10

in the paint like a fucking this

35:12

what's his drop step? Real quick? So obviously

35:15

you know Twitter is a healthscape echo chamber

35:17

for people, um real

35:20

quick, because I think this is true for

35:22

Steve too. I think we vaguely disagree with

35:24

that sentiment. Right, Yeah, I

35:26

don't I love Twitter, but I want to hear you

35:28

do your thing and then we'll get we'll get cooking.

35:30

No, no, I mean, let's talk about Twitter up front.

35:33

What are your feelings about it? What do you mean? I just

35:35

I think for me, I

35:37

think too many white people don't

35:40

just block the bigots like

35:43

interesting, yeah, because I'm like and and to me,

35:46

you know, I know the echo chamber thing that

35:48

that is reminiscing that and maybe it's just because

35:50

when I do, you know, as this racist, I'm exposed to all

35:52

this, but I'm like, right wing

35:54

thought is available super Oh

35:57

no, No. What I mean is just like, for whatever

35:59

side you're on, it's there for you, and you

36:01

can get caught up in it, however which

36:03

way you want to, is what I mean. Of course you can. You're

36:06

like, you know, I'm I follow a few different

36:08

people who I like to see what's going on on that side

36:10

of the fence. Um yeah,

36:12

yeah, but yeah, out all the time.

36:15

I do see a lot of you

36:17

know, white writers know that I think of it. I wouldn't have

36:19

thought that, but I don't host a show called yos

36:21

this racist? Uh? They do say like

36:23

oh this, They'll just tweet about it. Oh

36:26

this, this website is making

36:28

me sick, and I can't believe I'm back on it. I've

36:30

just always you put down your phone if you want. Yeah.

36:33

I think I think that's what it does too. I think part of

36:35

subconsciously what feeds me my perception

36:38

of it being a housecape is also the feedback

36:40

loop that would pull you in. Yeah,

36:42

where I do that more on Instagram, where like I just

36:45

go through stories and I'm not even looking at them

36:47

ships. I'm just like tapping and I'm like Yo, my

36:49

brain. I think it just gave out. Anyway, that's

36:51

beside the point, because what we're talking about now

36:54

is so there was a few research

36:57

study that just came out that wanted to answer

36:59

the question of, like just how different Twitter users

37:01

are from just a general United States population

37:04

and just to kind of see, like, is Twitter actually even

37:06

a like accurate depiction of what people in the

37:08

United States feel where they where they are demographically.

37:11

And they did this by taking a survey

37:13

of about almost twenty eight hundred

37:16

United States adult Twitter users UM,

37:19

and then they also shared their handles

37:21

so they could use Twitter's API to kind of get

37:23

some more information about them UM. And they

37:25

compared that with existing demographic information

37:27

they had, and the conclusion

37:30

they came to Twitter is a lot different

37:32

than the United States. So Twitter

37:34

users are younger, they're more likely to identifies

37:36

democrats, they're more highly educated, and have

37:38

higher incomes than US adults overall.

37:41

And they also said Twitter users also differ

37:44

from the broader population on some key

37:46

social issues. For instance, Twitter users

37:48

are somewhat more likely to say that immigrants

37:50

strengthen rather than weaken the country, and

37:52

to see evidence of racial and gender based

37:54

inequalities in society. And

37:57

it also seems too that the noisiest

37:59

one are making the bulk of the content that you see

38:02

on Twitter, because about ten

38:04

percent of the most active users are responsible

38:06

for of the tweets created in the US.

38:09

Yeah, so damn this ten What you're

38:11

seeing really like over and over your feet is like around

38:14

the ten percent of people who are very prolific, and

38:16

I think the top ten percent and something comedians,

38:19

Yeah, I know, I talked to I'm a stand

38:22

up. So I've seen over the years

38:24

now that what people get all worked

38:26

up about on Twitter. And then I'll go Bartend

38:29

and Covena and I have an open mic on Thursday

38:31

night too, and I've

38:33

just know like they regular people have

38:35

no idea what the hell everyone's worked out

38:38

exactly so that it doesn't try And I mean I could

38:40

see it on the same day, So I know whatever everyone's

38:42

worked out about online, specifically Twitter,

38:45

because people talk, they're more than Facebook and

38:47

stuff that if you even bring up

38:49

a joke related to that, you're gonna look like a moron.

38:51

Yeah, and I think most people, yeah,

38:53

like it's most the most engaged people tend

38:55

to be on Twitter. Not that they're exclusively

38:57

on Twitter, but that's a trait that they have, and

39:00

that vibes with the New York Times report

39:02

recently that was saying that Democrats

39:04

who don't post political content on social media

39:06

tend to be more moderate than people who

39:09

are more outspoken online, and they're also

39:11

more likely to view political correctness as a problem,

39:13

less likely to join protests, and less

39:15

likely to donate to political organizations and

39:18

less. Democrats who are

39:20

not on as outspoken online

39:22

tend to fall into that demographic. Old

39:24

Democrats and even

39:26

like even younger people who I know who are

39:29

like, you know, I will vote Democratic, but aren't

39:31

really engaged there the same way where they're like oh

39:33

really, Like you'll say something and they're like, oh,

39:35

that's going on. And so I think that's all

39:37

to say that, you know, we a lot of

39:39

the emphasis even the news puts on what's

39:42

going on Twitter is a little bit misplaced,

39:44

because you know, it's a very specific

39:46

thing. So I think I think a lot of the healthscape

39:49

thing comes from people

39:52

who are surprised at the bad

39:54

part of Twitter, you know what I mean,

39:56

like like, oh, there's so much more racism

39:58

than I thought in the world. That's surprising

40:01

to me, So of course you can

40:03

extrapolate who would be surprised by

40:05

that sort of thing. So it's just one of

40:07

the things where it's like, I think people don't realize

40:09

that even though Twitter is

40:11

a heck escape, let's say, like,

40:14

but the bad part of it, most of

40:17

the is overrepresented in the

40:19

part of the population that's not on Twitter,

40:22

like all the ignorant ship that's much

40:24

more pervasive in the non Twitter part

40:26

of you know, not by a lot,

40:28

but like a little bit. You know, it's

40:31

that's surprising, like that. That was the thing

40:33

about two thousand sixteen. I think for a lot of people

40:35

that we might know in places like Los

40:37

Angeles, it's like a shocking number. Then

40:39

we're surprised by ship and

40:42

you're like, oh, like I'm

40:44

from Michigan, right, Like it's like

40:46

this always

40:47

sure. The reason it's funny

40:49

because in that study, it's almost like I

40:52

don't post that much about politics, especially

40:54

since two thousand sixteen, because it was such a battlefield.

40:58

I don't post that much about politics because I

41:00

do feel like it is mostly other liberals

41:03

and Democrats, especially people right now, so

41:05

why it just feels foolish

41:07

to me to be like just throwing

41:09

my hat out there now, I will. I have

41:11

been crafting my coming

41:14

up for Elizabeth war and presidential nominee

41:16

tweet. It's gonna launch at some point next

41:19

Friday tweet. I've been

41:21

retweeting other people's I think. Chris Cubis,

41:23

a comic from Austin, wrote like, I like

41:26

what Elizabeth Warren has to say, and I retweeted

41:28

it. But

41:32

yeah, that's one reason I don't. I wouldn't

41:34

post about political stuff. It's

41:36

because it's for you. Feel like I'm not offering

41:39

anything to that conversation many people.

41:41

It's congested, everybody's saying

41:43

the kind of same things about

41:45

that stuff. I don't. And also, like I said, two

41:47

thousand sixteen was a big lesson where I

41:50

don't want to be fighting with my friends. I have so many

41:52

people who I disliked because of two

41:54

thousand and sixteen now that if they weren't

41:56

posting the way they were on Twitter, uh,

41:59

that I would think better of them. I think the

42:01

Internet. I mean, I'm very careful about

42:03

what I give the Internet, and I don't give them too much

42:05

of my real self. I write a lot of jokes,

42:07

but I just don't think these strangers

42:10

don't deserve my real thoughts or my heart

42:12

or anything like that, or even just in general,

42:15

you don't want to You're giving your power away

42:17

in a certain extent by even being

42:19

candid in a certain to a certain level. On the

42:21

Internet. Yeah, absolutely, on a podcast, I'll talk about

42:23

my friends will talk about anything. But I just know

42:25

that there's I see the way people interact

42:28

online and it's like, you wouldn't say that to my

42:30

face, and so why

42:32

are we doing this here? And so I just in that

42:34

way, And I know the Internet as good

42:37

for a lot of people who have never had voices or anything

42:39

like that, but I think in that way it's pretty bad.

42:42

So, especially with politics, I don't

42:44

want to interact if I felt like I was doing some

42:46

good. I'm a bartender in Covina, which

42:48

is almost the Midwest basically, so

42:50

I'm talking to Latino guys about stuff, you

42:53

know all the time. You know, I'm talking

42:55

about politics there and when I'm talking

42:57

to them face to face. But I don't think it does much

42:59

good On Twitter, sure, sure, well

43:02

more in Twitter news, Jack

43:05

Dorsey, who looks like Terran Lanister,

43:07

who became a hipster with an adderall

43:09

problem uh showed up to the White

43:11

House. Why does Jack Dorsey always wear that motherfucking

43:14

nose ring with his beard? There's something

43:16

whatever because because I will tell you why.

43:18

It's because he's the boring,

43:21

whack white guy who thinks it makes him interesting.

43:24

Hey, he looks like hipster Tryan

43:26

Lanister. He kind of looks like Jordan

43:28

Farmer too. I'm trying to figure out who he looks

43:30

like. He's got a few different facial

43:33

parallels, or like mikey Day

43:35

doing a character bit with a beard. I'm

43:37

gonna nod. But what

43:40

you just said, that's fine, Peter

43:42

Dinklage is what I'm saying. You know, he's got

43:44

it for sure. Like in the morning, especially

43:46

when he wants to go see Trump yesterday,

43:49

he had to like, well, you're smoothing out his hair

43:51

looking in the mirror, and he's like, Trump's

43:53

not going to know what to do. He's like, He's

43:55

like, I look like fucking Pete Wentz. But smart,

43:58

I mean to me, he's like all of San Francisco

44:00

white guys, all the tech bros, are like, it's

44:02

so predictable, the type of things

44:05

they think make them more interesting. It's

44:07

just like these like they're imaginative

44:09

in one domain. You think

44:12

that translates to other types of creativity,

44:14

and it does for some, but not

44:16

everyone. Well, look and not this small. He had

44:18

to tweet splain some ship because the President summoned

44:20

him so he could get to the bottom of very

44:23

pressing issue for conservatives. Where

44:25

the fund do my followers keep going? Uh?

44:27

And it was very was

44:30

like what is going on with my follower

44:32

account? And he've calmly

44:34

explained, Look, we have a practice where we

44:36

identify bought spam accounts

44:39

and we purged them from the platform

44:41

because they're not real fucking human

44:43

beings. At best, it's just

44:45

someone who's not doing ship with it, or

44:48

someone who's just trying to create a bunch of accounts. At worst,

44:50

it could be someone like Russia who's just trying to signal

44:52

boost with these body accounts. There

44:55

is that, And it turned into thing like, yeah, well,

44:57

you know a lot of conservatives are they're concertainly

44:59

the follow o accounts all over the place, and I think

45:02

that's where they're failing to make the connection

45:04

that a lot of these accounts are following

45:06

them to signal boost their ship to give

45:08

some credence or some semblance of legitimacy

45:11

to what they're saying, and like that real Americans are

45:13

engaging with this stuff. Um, and some are,

45:15

but there's a lot that aren't. So that

45:18

was a pretty simple explanation. Just like so

45:20

sad to be like all these concerns.

45:22

You know, all these Conservators are followers. Counts

45:24

always go down after there's a bot purge.

45:26

It must be a conspiracy, right, not

45:29

not. I'm like, I'm the team where the bot

45:31

makers are trying to support me, not like,

45:33

oh my largely unpopular,

45:36

bankrupt philosophy needs to be propped

45:38

up by bots. No, No, it's not that

45:41

it's anti conservative conspiracy man. Motherfucker's

45:44

deep state in me. I mean, I'm telling you, I

45:46

say it all the time. If these guys weren't in control

45:48

of the world, I think this would be the funniest thing on

45:51

the Dark Knight returns. You know the famous Frank

45:53

miller um graphic novel from

45:55

the eighties. They make President Reagan look like such

45:58

a puppet in like an a hole. And uh,

46:00

I mean I just can't imagine the stuff.

46:03

You can't write it stuff Trump says

46:05

and comes up with the fact that he

46:07

he called Jack to his office

46:09

to talk to him about this stuff is the funniest

46:11

stuff in the world. If he wasn't

46:14

ruling the free world. It made me think like if

46:16

you're just like if this were a bit you were writing, like,

46:19

if you were a president, what is your equivalent

46:21

ridiculous summoning to the Oval office

46:23

you would do to abuse your power? Yeah? I mean

46:25

you see, like a king Ralph

46:28

CEO of Taco Bell, who just tell

46:30

who what business leader would you summon to

46:33

change something about their business for just your

46:35

own personal CEO of Taco

46:37

Bell, would you sign enough breakfast ship at

46:39

the Echo Park location, even

46:43

though you're potentially living at Pennsylvania

46:45

Avenue, you're still holding by

46:48

brief people. Okay, I berieve

46:51

back the CEO of Movie Pass

46:53

and just you know, let's get let's fix things

46:55

up around here. There was a real way you didn't have to

46:58

do do what you did. They've

47:00

just tanked the thing too. But even a two

47:02

movie a week thing, there's a lot of people who are

47:04

ready to get on board to pay twenty

47:06

dollars. Even so you're not even being like you

47:08

need to explain yourself. You're like, hey, let me help you out with this

47:10

thing. Yeah, we knew when movie pass

47:13

happened at any movie every

47:15

day, we knew that this is an idea.

47:17

It was literally too good to be true. Yeah, we

47:19

knew, and everybody for those nine months that

47:22

gold rush of movies was

47:24

amazing, was so fun. I saw Rampage

47:27

late on a Tuesday night at the Glendale Pacific

47:29

Theater theater in America.

47:31

You like that theater? Oh yeah? Did I tell

47:33

you about my my one brand, the

47:36

one in the Americana, Right, yeah, here's

47:39

the night. Marijuana, sujita,

47:41

artists and noodles, a movie,

47:45

pie from pie Hole. That

47:48

is that eight. And

47:54

when I say when I say a movie, the key is that you've

47:57

got so high and then so full. And

47:59

the game is you walk up to the movie theater

48:01

and you just have to see whatever movie

48:03

is next. This is the bullshit I don't like about

48:05

Andrew. I know. The events,

48:08

the thing that he goes, oh, let's go eat

48:10

food around this event are

48:12

things that I truly love and care about.

48:14

What the Dodger game last week he

48:17

texts me, He's like, Hey, let's go to the Dodger game. It's gonna

48:19

be great. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm going once a year.

48:21

At least once a year. Besides opening, they have a

48:24

nooner or one pm game, and

48:26

one Wednesday or Thursday everyone ditches

48:29

work. I was looking forward to this, he hit me up,

48:31

and all this guy gives a funk about is

48:34

the food he kept texting me about, like

48:37

a hot dog stand that it costs eleven dollars

48:40

to get into. Yeah, that's that's

48:42

how much the tickets I paid for. So let's

48:44

no, that's not what I would talk. That's no

48:46

movie pass would be great. I'm willing

48:48

to pay twenty dollars a month. I

48:50

mean, I don't know. Yeah, literally twenty

48:52

or thirty dollars. Movie pass has been around for years.

48:54

I don't know if you knew that, but I I subscribed a movie

48:57

pass. The most I paid was thirty bucks,

48:59

and you could see a movie only the

49:01

same movie once and you can see a movie every twenty

49:04

four hours. So I paid thirty

49:06

bucks as much as thirty three

49:09

years ago. I'll see you a movie pass, hipster. Huh,

49:12

everybody else. I have a friend Joel mandel

49:14

Corn, who does produce a lot of stuff, produces

49:16

hot tup. He went up to forty with and

49:19

it was everything except for arc Light

49:21

and it's the same thing. You can go see whatever,

49:24

Yeah, but you can only see it once. There was like rules,

49:26

Yeah, it's okay. Why

49:29

is there a rule that you can't see the same movie more than

49:31

once? Um? I because

49:33

they're trying to limit the amount of movies. You see.

49:36

The reason why movie Pass fell apart, why I had to let

49:38

it go, is they would black out everything

49:41

except for like this,

49:43

this one movie, and then they took away that

49:45

time. It just got so spotty. Give

49:47

me some real basic rules, like you can see

49:49

two movies a week or one movie a week. Bucks,

49:52

I'm still saving money. So yes, that's

49:54

what I would. I would bring the CEO for Movie Pass

49:56

and work that out me personally. I would demand

49:59

that mcd Donalds begin refrying everything in

50:01

beef tallow. Oh yeah, that's

50:03

what I want. I've heard about. Sorry, sorry vegans,

50:05

you know what I mean. But look, your

50:08

your time is you will inherit the earth when all of us

50:10

omnivores, after we've destroyed it, after

50:12

we've destroyed it, and after we've there's no there's

50:14

nothing left. Sorry, but I'm trying to look,

50:16

I do meet this Monday's. Oh yeah, sometimes,

50:19

um, I do I try to, I

50:23

want to. I mean vegan food,

50:25

you know. I actually once a week we usually get the

50:27

impossible burger I eat. I only eat the impossible

50:29

burger. Now, oh yeah, I think if you're going to have

50:31

a fast food burger, it's

50:34

actually a little just get and

50:36

you can afford it, and it doesn't really like taste

50:38

like meat anyway, like even the fast food meat tastes

50:41

meat. Just do them possible anyway, just to keep it moving.

50:43

Wait, real quick clicking tip though. Also if you're making

50:45

chili, get the whatever the vegan

50:47

burgers are, because you can't tell the difference

50:49

between that and yeah.

50:51

Yeah, yeah, there you go. Um. Now,

50:54

just one other thing, just because the president's

50:56

insecurity is not only around Twitter, but even his

50:58

election are putting yeah, the

51:00

country at risk. Um. There was a report

51:02

in the New York Times that you know, things

51:05

are really fucked up, especially at DHS where

51:07

Kirstin Nielsen a k A. Wright

51:09

stock Barbie just took off and we

51:12

found out that you know, she was becoming

51:14

concerned about Russia's you

51:16

know, election meddling, especially with the

51:19

mid terms. Yeah, and right

51:21

as there were many people in the intelligence community, and she

51:23

tried to bring it up a few different times,

51:26

but in a meeting, Mick mulvaney, the

51:28

acting White House Chief of Staff, basically said,

51:31

do not bring this up around him at all. This

51:34

is this is a quote, wasn't a great subject

51:36

and should be kept below his level because

51:40

he does any talk about election meddling

51:42

triggers his uh you know, fear

51:45

that people are going to suggest that it

51:47

delegitimizes his presidency, which it

51:49

does because from what we've seen, he was the only

51:51

person to benefit from this meddling, So of course he

51:53

doesn't want to hear about it. Um. Part

51:55

of me also, it's a little bit weary

51:57

of this story because it sounds like the story

52:00

is you're trying to come out to paint Kirsten Nielsen as

52:02

somewhere other than the person who was behind the

52:04

family separation policy and should never

52:07

be allowed to walk in public again. Um.

52:10

But hey, I

52:12

guess the news is news. Um, so just

52:14

you know that's the state of our election security, because,

52:17

as everyone suggests to it's

52:19

gonna be hold onto your butts one

52:21

more time because the bots

52:23

will be coming. Put onto your bots. I should

52:25

say um. And also don't

52:27

forget come on man um.

52:30

And then also John Bolton last year he

52:32

eliminated the position of cybersecurity coordinator

52:34

at the White House, so you know, not not a priority.

52:36

So again hold onto your butts. And

52:39

one last thing about the Trump uh stuff,

52:41

just to get one more point in the

52:44

Trump start shake hit

52:46

the Trump the Trump ship. Uh.

52:48

You know, as he's investigations heat up, he

52:50

was on Twitter just I

52:53

don't even know he was having he had had

52:55

it and was just going on about

52:57

all kinds of ship. He's fighting every poena

53:00

that is coming his way. He's telling people in his administration

53:03

to do the same thing because it's time

53:05

for there to be some accountability and they realize

53:08

some of this ship isn't gonna hold up in the light of day. Um.

53:11

The reason one of the tweets that really sticks out

53:13

is him saying, if the partisan DEM's ever tried

53:15

to impeach, I would first head to the U. S. Supreme

53:17

Court. Not only are there no high crimes

53:19

and misdemeanors, there are no crimes by me at

53:22

all. Okay, I get that you've had pretty

53:24

successful run by basically defaulting

53:26

too or your plan be always being like,

53:28

let's just take this to the Supreme Court. I've stacked it with

53:31

enough conservatives and then the decision will come out on

53:33

my side. There. Unfortunately,

53:35

my man, you should have read a

53:37

fucking civics book, because the Supreme

53:39

Court wouldn't even touch this ship. Because again,

53:42

the House has sole power over

53:44

impeachment and the Senate has

53:47

the power to try all impeachments, and

53:49

if there were a trial in the Senate, Chief Justice

53:51

John Roberts would be presiding over it. Even

53:53

in a world where if every Supreme

53:56

Court justice was a conservative one, they know, it's

53:58

just not constitutionally the it's not a thing

54:00

they can do. It's just like, I'm sorry, this is a political

54:03

event, so we can't hop in here. So

54:05

again, he's coming up with things.

54:08

He's swing everything at the wall at this point. But

54:10

I think that's the thing. It's like his

54:13

like, you know, third grade understanding

54:15

of president equals king Um

54:19

has held up more than the constitution.

54:22

Yeah, is the thing so far. So I

54:25

don't know. Maybe he's right. Yeah, we'll see. I gotta

54:27

try everything. Yeah, all right, so let's take a quick break.

54:29

We'll be right back, all

54:40

right, And we're back in a few quick stories.

54:42

I just want to shout out Netflix a debt

54:44

flicks because they just said they're throwing two

54:47

billion more dollars on the debt pile, you

54:49

know, for stuff, for more content acquisition and

54:51

things like that. Um. We knew that they've

54:53

just been you know, deficit spending, uh

54:55

for the last few years. But what I

54:58

did not know was what the pay was

55:00

like for the top people at Netflix. And

55:02

it will make your eyes water, if

55:05

not flood compensation. In

55:10

CEO Read Hastings eighteen

55:13

collected thirty six point one million dollars

55:15

in salary, bonus and stock awards, up

55:18

from twenty four million in seventeen.

55:22

My man made sixty million

55:24

in the last two years just for losing

55:27

twelve billion dollars. Yeah, it's all. That's all good.

55:29

It's the biggest thing ever. Also, Chief

55:32

Content Officer Ted Sarandos

55:34

made twenty nine point six million, up

55:36

from twenty two point four million, so you

55:38

know, he didn't have as good a year as the CEO, but

55:41

you know he's doing his thing. What's what's

55:43

Netflix is endgame. I think

55:45

it's probably just to become so big that

55:48

someone like an Apple or someone just buys

55:51

them to be like now we're the captain

55:53

now, but aren't they too big for that?

55:56

We don't know. That's where I don't know what they're I

55:58

think a lot of people are trying to figure out what their

56:00

endgame is because they're spending. They're spending money

56:02

like it's going on. The end game is we cornered

56:05

the market going into death? As that spending

56:07

a corner of the market, then they just have everyone

56:09

forever, right, if it's the only

56:12

way to get entertainment, which is their goal. But

56:14

yeah, that's not going to be I mean this the Disney

56:18

Yeah, but yeah, but still, I mean whoever's

56:20

giving them this money? Yeah, they're

56:23

not going to get There's still shareholders. They're still

56:25

shareholders who are like, as

56:27

good, what do we doing here? No, it's like two

56:30

pyramid schemes. It's great. It's

56:32

like the pyramid scheme of the content and the pyramid

56:34

scheme of the actual money. Fucking

56:36

hell yeah, Netflix, by Steve's Comedy

56:39

Special when he has it, Yeah, by

56:41

Everyone's comedy Special. I mean we should fuck

56:43

it, man, Netflix. How we redistribute

56:45

what is this racist and daily segeist as our own

56:47

show? Every day We'll do it every day. Just give us that Netflix

56:50

check. But I will not take less money than Beyonce.

56:52

Just so you know. Now, one last thing and I

56:54

just want to move on to Operation Varsity

56:56

Blues. The Aunt Becky saga The

56:59

Song of White Privilege

57:01

and Ice by George R. Martin.

57:04

Um. Are you saying that Aunt Becky's pleading

57:06

not guilty? I'm Becky's pleading not guilty.

57:09

So you know, so she had a plea deal. They said, hey, take

57:11

this plea deal, and she's like, I'm not going to jail,

57:13

so no. And then they're like, okay,

57:16

so now if you want to go to trial, you're

57:18

looking at twenty years are you Are

57:20

you built for that? You can you do two dimes? Uh?

57:23

And it seems like it's stressing her a little bit out. But the

57:25

thing that the only reason I bring this up now is

57:28

that TMZ has some of the legal

57:30

t okay, and her legal

57:33

defense is fucking iron

57:35

clad. Our sources say lawyers

57:38

for Lori Laughlin and Massimo miss shout

57:40

out to Massimo nineties Brand didn't take a plea

57:42

early on because they believe they had a solid defense on

57:44

several funds. First ringleader Rick

57:46

Singer, the person who they're giving money to, did

57:49

not tell them how he would use the five thousand

57:51

dollars to get their daughters into school. Fact,

57:53

they were aware Singer did want

57:55

picks of the girls on a rowing machine, but they say

57:58

that doesn't mean they knew what the end game was. So essentially

58:01

their defense, uh is

58:03

reminds me a little bit about a famous Dave

58:06

Chappelle joke, and it goes like this, sorry,

58:11

I didn't know I couldn't do that. They're

58:15

doing the I didn't know I couldn't do that

58:17

defense, and they were like,

58:19

well, other people pay to build buildings and

58:22

stuff. And I think that's maybe the weird

58:24

logic they're applying here that honestly,

58:26

that was I mean, to be fair, there is

58:28

a payola way to get in, so it's

58:31

wild that you would. I know this is not a new take,

58:33

but you're fucking kidding me.

58:35

You had that money and you elected

58:37

to spend it this way to try to get your dump

58:40

hid into You gotta school, you gotta spend

58:42

you know, seven figures they tried to take. You're

58:44

saying that the broke boy they got they

58:47

tried to get in the matinee showing they

58:50

didn't come out on they didn't do the midnight showing that they

58:52

bought eBay tickets off of three times

58:55

the price. I just I mean, look, maybe

58:57

this is more of an East Coast thing, and these are West Coast

58:59

people book like every every East

59:01

Like. You know, when I went to college, I didn't

59:04

realize that I went to Columbia and

59:06

that was a lot of rich kids safety

59:08

school, right, that's like

59:10

and these kids dumbest ship.

59:12

Yeah, exactly. And it was like I was like, oh, they

59:15

just went to a prep school where the

59:18

uh like the head of admissions at Columbia

59:21

also went to that prep school and these

59:23

kids got in the dumbest

59:26

people on earth truly, and I'm like, yeah, it

59:28

doesn't matter. And that couldn't have cost

59:30

more than five dollars. It's ridiculous.

59:32

Well, look, the sad thing just

59:34

about there, I didn't know I couldn't do that defense is

59:37

Unfortunately Massimo he paid a hundred

59:39

thousand dollars directly to the assistant athletic

59:41

director USC, so I don't know how he's in feign

59:43

ignorance on that one. He was like, no, it

59:45

was a bet we had whether or

59:48

not my daughter would get into USC. That's

59:50

that's a good spin. I just don't did,

59:54

I do not overestimate the ability of

59:56

white people to get off of being convicted

59:58

of things, well, especially the in general. You

1:00:00

know. That's what I'm saying. If there's some way they could

1:00:03

figure out a thing where they get a slap on the wrist,

1:00:05

I'm sure it's going to happen. Yeah, I

1:00:07

am not. Well, the prosecutors,

1:00:10

Becky's not going to jail. The prosecutors are

1:00:12

very clear because uh Felicity Huff's

1:00:14

going to Joel Yeah, because she did the plea

1:00:16

right, Yeah, but but she was gonna get it. She's

1:00:19

getting jail either way because they said even in

1:00:21

the plea, the prosecutors like, there will be jail.

1:00:23

I'm not trying to go light on it. And this is so great.

1:00:25

Yeah, so hey, we'll see what happens. Should

1:00:28

I shouldn't having your kid go to USTv punishment

1:00:31

a lot? Yeah,

1:00:34

we're out here, you out here. You know, I was

1:00:36

thinking about a trojan. They only last one

1:00:38

time. Call it back dropped

1:00:40

the bomb. Yeah yeah, building

1:00:43

like this has gone full l a local. Yeah,

1:00:46

we're university's second choice

1:00:49

and university for spoiled children.

1:00:51

You feel me is

1:00:54

the joke? Then that you go more than

1:00:56

one time? Yeah, you go two times. I

1:00:58

reused condoms over and that's

1:01:01

the joke. I haven't bragged about going more

1:01:03

than one time in a long time. Just

1:01:06

make that one time count. I

1:01:08

leave it on the mat. It's a lot of it's a lot of

1:01:11

sighing and saying this has never happened.

1:01:13

Yeah, that's the Matt,

1:01:15

that's the mat. How we do it? Yeah, I got my g E

1:01:18

D and E D. Alright, So

1:01:20

Steve, thank you so much for joining us out of last

1:01:23

Thank you so much for having me. Yeah, where can people find you? Gonna

1:01:25

follow you? I've got two hit podcast views from

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the Vista for movies, Who's Your God? With Amy

1:01:29

Miller for religion Ethics Talks, and

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you can find me at Hernia on Instagram Hot

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Insta dedicated to my girlfriend and

1:01:36

Big hern on Twitter. And we

1:01:39

got a new podcast coming up with the bad boys of

1:01:41

Twitter. It's called Horned Up next

1:01:43

week with Yusuf Roach and Alan Strickland Williams.

1:01:46

Yeah, I mean, forget about bro.

1:01:49

Whatever he's on he is melting down.

1:01:52

Yes, we we know what us is. We're

1:01:54

going to He's our incredible Hulk. So you

1:01:56

just got he's

1:01:58

always harny, he's

1:02:00

always horned up, but you just gotta you gotta make

1:02:02

sure. You gotta hope he doesn't destroy the whole thing. But

1:02:05

we're ready to go down with the ship in my last ten

1:02:08

episodes. Who knows, but we love him. I think

1:02:10

he's one of the funniest guys in the world. It's

1:02:12

gonna be great, man. I'm a big fan of Allen's too. He's got a

1:02:14

com on so too. Uh And was there a tweets

1:02:16

you've been linking. Yeah, it's actually

1:02:18

use if tweeted this the other day. I

1:02:20

mean, he's one of my funniest favorite guys on

1:02:23

this, I mean, it's not This is why

1:02:25

I'm just so happy to be working with him. People love

1:02:28

the quote is uh. If this is a quote

1:02:30

and he's gonna attribute it to someone after if

1:02:33

you go home with someone and they don't know how to read,

1:02:35

don't fuck them, that's a child. And

1:02:37

that's attributed to John Waters r I p.

1:02:39

King. I

1:02:45

actually even looked I was so stupid

1:02:47

that I even looked up if John Waters died, and of

1:02:49

course he didn't. Yeah, but

1:02:52

Yeah, I love that tweet he has put

1:02:54

uh he did. He's done a couple of Lena down the tweets

1:02:56

that I want to get made into T shirts that

1:02:59

I mean, I just love him. Yeah. One of my

1:03:01

favorites is even when he came on the

1:03:03

show the first time I told him. I was like the

1:03:05

first one of your first tweets I saw, and I was like, we gotta

1:03:08

have you on with him standing in front of this house

1:03:11

and he had like kind of rubbing his mits and he's like

1:03:13

I had to do it to him, like he's about the mansion

1:03:15

in the parentheses, I robbed this house. Um,

1:03:20

Andrew, where can people find you? Will follow you? You

1:03:23

know? You know is this racist? Uh?

1:03:26

Andrew t last name is spelled t. I uh?

1:03:30

And what's tweets you been liking sometime? I'm

1:03:32

left at London. She's a woman who I think

1:03:34

does like song like recreation

1:03:37

type ship. But basically it's it's a video

1:03:39

on Twitter called how to make a Tyler the Creator

1:03:41

song that is hill. Oh yeah,

1:03:44

someone on the Zeke Gang put me onto

1:03:46

that very shot out to you and and Tyler

1:03:48

the Creator retweeted it and so it's

1:03:51

very good. But It's also I

1:03:53

like when people break down music because I'm not very

1:03:55

musical, but like I have, I have a composer

1:03:58

friends, I will just be like, oh, this is just that song

1:04:00

or that this. Yeah, I'm like there's

1:04:03

another one too that was like viral years ago when

1:04:05

someone has been like, how to make an al Jay song? And

1:04:08

it's fucking unbelievably good. It's

1:04:10

just like looping and that guy that

1:04:13

things like this anyway. Uh.

1:04:15

You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at

1:04:17

Miles of Gray. A tweet I like from

1:04:19

Dan Gurwitch very funny

1:04:21

writer Tim Robinson. He's

1:04:23

got a new sketch comedy show coming out called I Think

1:04:25

You Should Leave and Dan grow, which is pointing

1:04:28

to a review of this uh sketch

1:04:30

comedy show. Uh. Dan writes, cannot

1:04:32

stop laughing at this review of I Think You Should Leave

1:04:35

Tim Robinson's incredibly funny sketch show, where

1:04:37

the reviewers problem with this show is the

1:04:39

literal definition of sketch comedy.

1:04:41

He writes. We get the fact that Robinson

1:04:43

has an overall theme in mind with his sketches. He

1:04:45

wants to show situations of discomfort or

1:04:47

embarrassment, but the problem is those

1:04:50

moments are often projected out to the point of

1:04:52

absurdity. I'm

1:04:55

sorry, my man, what I

1:04:59

guess it was too much, too

1:05:01

much irony and absurdity for this person for

1:05:03

it to be you. Uh yeah, And you can

1:05:05

find us at Daily's Eye on Twitter,

1:05:08

at the Daily Guys on Instagram. We got a Facebook

1:05:10

fan page, we got a website, Daily Guys dot

1:05:12

com. We're host our episodes and are

1:05:14

putting out Thank

1:05:17

you, Andrew got the less where

1:05:19

we have you know, we've got those links and we have the

1:05:21

songs we right out on. I just want to go out on

1:05:23

XTC, you know the men from What

1:05:26

Swindon, England with this track.

1:05:29

When you're near me, I have difficulty, so

1:05:31

shout out to y'all. This is the two thousand one digital remaster

1:05:34

of that track though. Uh so yeah with

1:05:36

that, We'll see you tomorrow is the Daily Show. Bye, spot

1:05:42

right. I

1:05:46

have to I

1:05:53

have to r

1:05:58

when I have to pack to sleep

1:06:00

bay at night. I

1:06:04

used to stand try like it's face, ain't

1:06:07

an no boy to stay. But

1:06:10

they know how they'll be under and chance