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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season
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one, fifty two, Episode two of DIR
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Dailies Guys, the production
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of I Heart Radio. This
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is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
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shared consciousness and say, officially, off
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the top, fuck the Cooke Brothers, fuck
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Fox News, fuck Rush Limbaugh, fuck
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Buck Sexton, fuck Ben Shapiro,
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and fuck Tucker Carlson. It is
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Tuesday, and fund it. It's Tuesday,
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September twenty. My name is
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Jack O'Brien a K. Guess Who's
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Jack back again? Jack
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goes back telling trends.
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Guess who's back. Guess who's back.
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Guys, Who's back? I want I'm
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the host of the Mostest because nobody wants to
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hear Miles no more. They want JACKO
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the hot Taker. Well, if you want Jack, this
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is what I'll give you. A little cold gas
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mixed with a do rita. All right, that
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is courtesy a
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king. Uh and I am
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getting your face, bro, I'm
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through he joined once again.
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I'm my co host, Mr Miles.
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When I drink old brew photo
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it's time to record Easyner
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and I see Jack's do for friend
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Land Room and I know he isn't
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mad at me. A
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lovely day and
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thank you too, whatever, Christie,
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I'm Abucci name means Instagram
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handled. Twitter handles are this man is
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hopping from handle to handle like the
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Dillinger of Twitter, just
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evading the law, one step ahead of
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the law. So I guess you are now at Wapple
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House. Okay, so shout out to at Wopple
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House for that inspired eight K. I feel
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like I did that one before, but you know what, I'm feeling like, it's a lovely
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day to have Jack backing
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again. I was gonna say, to be back, I
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missed you guys. Um
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well, we are thrilled to be joined in
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our third seat by the hilarious,
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the challenged, the brilliant Caitlyn
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Duranto. I
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think I have another anagram.
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I don't remember which of these I've used
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before, but someone
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tweeted at me a while ago with
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a few that I've just been sitting on
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for for people who are new
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to the show, because I mean, we got a massive influx
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of new listeners that I've imagined in the last
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two weeks. Caitlyn Durante's
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name is probably one of the most flexible anagrams.
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What was the first one that started off? Was
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it Latin? D answer? I think it was Latin?
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And then second best was like
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nine tip Dracula was also
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fucking mind blowing. Didn't you have a Titanic
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one too? Yes, Lauren D Titanic?
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Okay, which is your favorite
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movie? One of my favorite? Okay.
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We got some
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new ones that I don't think I've shared before,
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include, um,
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let's see unclean arid
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tit, let's
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see oh
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my god, lurid taint
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acne. Oh.
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One of them are really dirty. A lot of them have like
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hit or taint or
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a very naughty
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C word that I don't
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mind saying, but I know that people don't like to
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hear it. But the C word the
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British accent will be good. Um.
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So, yeah, a lot of them are quite dirty.
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Anal is another one that comes up a lot.
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So you know, just various derivatives
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of um anal taint,
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Latin dancer, U t I, nine tip
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drag. Those are still
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uh they combine the pedestrian
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with the with the lored Uh.
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But but these these are really
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grossing me out. Yeah, and let me credit
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those ones that I said. Those these those came from
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um at ab strue
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soul. Yeah yeah,
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yeah, he should be arrested or they should
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be arrested. Uh
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all right, Well, Caitlin,
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we're going to get to know you a little bit better
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in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
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a few of the things we're talking about. I'd
4:36
imagine right after you guys recorded
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on Friday, news came through uh
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rbg uh passed away.
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So we're going to mourn her, talk
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about the political
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situation in the aftermath
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of her passing. We'll talk about
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how the right wing media is responding
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to her passing. We
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are going to talk about
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these new leaks that
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reveal two trillion of
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illegal financial activity
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being laundered by some
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shadowy uh financial organization
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known as Deutsche Bank. Yeah
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yeah yeah, h S B, C, JP,
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Morgan all tied into it. So
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we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna talk about
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why protest songs maybe a bad idea
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when you're over the age of fifty. We're
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gonna talk about Ellen being back.
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We're gonna talk about red lobsters,
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mountain dew, cocktail, all
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of that plenty more. But first, Caitlin,
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we like to task our guests, What is something
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from your search history that is revealing
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about who you are? Oh gosh, oh
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I didn't I have a chance to prepare
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any of this, because okay, well be
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prepared. You gotta just read it your
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search history, give it to us. Okay,
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well, I just googled heroes journey.
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Um, because no
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offense. But I'm a screenwriter, might
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have a degree. Some might even say
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that I do have. Try not to be offended
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by that, but we'll say,
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but understandable. Um, So I wanted
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to there's like twelve steps of the hero's
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journey that I wanted to make sure I had,
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right, Um, because I wanted to include
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it in screenwriting classes
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and workshops that I routinely teach.
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So if any not to plug anything.
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Also, but you
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know I do that. So if you want to check that out,
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go to my website. Um. But
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yeah, so I googled here heroes
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journey. Now that that is like a
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cheek code to movies
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being made in Hollywood. I feel like they
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love them a hero's journey. Do you
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when you're teaching that? Are you just like this,
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this is what everybody wants their movie to
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be now? Or are you just
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teaching it as a It's
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more just like, here's
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a particular structure that
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you can model your story after.
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Here's like kind of a template you can use that is
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generally quite popular in
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like you know, you know how Disney just owns
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everything. All the Marvel
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movies, all the Star Wars movies generally
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follow this template. Um. So
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it's more just like, here's an option for
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you. But there's also other
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types of stories that are no
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I'm kidding. But Dan Harmon uses
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it so he can be as drunk as possible
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and still make award winning content. I
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think it holds up if that can serve
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as a guardrail for his writer's rooms.
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That's when I first being like, damn, like when
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you really adhere to something, because I remember
7:45
when Community first came out, Everyone's
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like, oh wow, it's like really just everything so
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tidy and the writing is really efficient. And
7:52
then there's like this article that really sort of talked about
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Dan Harmon sort of process using
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all his Joseph Campbell love and
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I was like, that's when I kind of sound like, yeah, like
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actually you can be so rigid to a thing like
8:03
that and still find it like
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not seem like it's you know, the
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same thing every time, but I tol
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You're like, here we go and then the
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character will return with the new
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skills and yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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yes. What is something you think is overrated?
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Oh gosh, um, I
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don't know. Again, we
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pulled you into this for people, We
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pulled you in last second you are, yes, yeah,
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I'm normally very prepared
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and studious. Um.
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I would say Kevin Costner
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is the first thing that came to my brain. Kevin
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Costner overrated? Yes,
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you know you know how he's super relevant all
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the train. I feel like we've been talking
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about Kevin Costner in the last month. This
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is the first time costs because we were talking about
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Dances with Wolves and
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what his whole vibe was there. I talked
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about how upset I was that he
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won as a child for that film, the
9:04
Academy Award for Dancing Wolves.
9:07
Was that the year of do the right thing? Or I
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feel like I think it was. It was because
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I think, yes, we were all this was. It was all kind of
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converging about how like fucking
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out of it people were in being
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like, yes, this is the best movie Dances
9:20
with Dancing with the Wolves. I think driving
9:23
this Daisy one for that
9:27
oh but costner one actor costner
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one? Uh, the year after, I
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think is what it is? Oh
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I see, I see, I see. That's oh okay, got you,
9:37
got you. But
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that was such a weird. It was a prestige movie
9:44
that also didn't it have like a McDonald's
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tie in Dances with Wolves? I
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did, Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
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if somehow they find they found
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Oh I'm now that I google it. Oh
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my god. The it
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was what
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the fuck dances with fast
10:05
food? It was an article written in the Washington
10:07
Post in um,
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dances will have gone sale? Okay,
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so first seven first okay,
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So the movie's coming out, and with
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the purchase of a large sandwich or breakfast sandwich,
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you could be like, hey man, you want to buy you want to cop
10:23
a movie and a big mac hell?
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Yeah, all right, well, oh that's right. They gave
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the movie away. I remember
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that was like a thing when McDonald's
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used to be a place you could purchase a VHS
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tape. I
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was picturing, like you there was somehow
10:40
like Dances with Wolves, toys and
10:42
the Happy Meals. You get some offensive
10:44
like head dress or something. Right,
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It was like, yeah, check out these look, I got the
10:49
whole Dakota Indians set okay,
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eight dollars with the purchase of a sandwich.
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So that's how, that's how it went down. I
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forgot, you know how it's been so
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long, I couldn't tell you how much of VHS tape
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costs back then. Eight dollar seems
11:06
that cheap. I think it's cheap for
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yeah, because I feel like if that's
11:11
like the equivalent because cassette I remember when
11:13
I was a child and I didn't have CD money,
11:16
I had cassette tape money. I wonder
11:18
if it's the same thing like cassette tape VHS
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tape. It's like it's cheap
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to make then fuck it, it's you know, seven
11:24
bucks? Yeah?
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What what else about besides
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his McDonald's tie ins for his
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gentrification? Parable
11:35
uh, hero's journey?
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What? What? What else about Kevin Costner's
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overrated Oh? I mean like
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they tried to make us think that he would be
11:45
a love interest to Whitney Houston and Bodyguard,
11:48
but no, in what
11:50
world would Whitney Houston be interested
11:53
in Kevin Costner? Um?
11:55
And Yeah, I don't know, I just hate a field
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of dreams. I'm sorry. Everybody no
12:00
offense? Wow?
12:02
What what? I
12:06
cannot abide that movie? Um?
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Yeah, I just I don't like anything he's in. I
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don't like him as an actor. I don't know how he got
12:13
famous.
12:16
What water World? Don't get
12:18
me? Started that
12:26
movie like hit me at
12:29
just the right moment of brain development
12:31
where I was I think, like twelve
12:33
or something and was just like, hell, yes,
12:36
this is the cool because it's basically like
12:38
a water park in in movie
12:40
form. Because and then as a
12:43
kid, you can't connect the dots of like climate
12:45
change. You're like, wouldn't that be cool if the water was
12:47
a water world? And jet skis are our cars?
12:50
And I had guilts and I was into drinking
12:52
my own pe so that also tied
12:55
in two of those boxes.
12:57
Huh jet ski and I'm drinking my own
12:59
peanut because I'm
13:01
an adult? What is something
13:03
you think is underrated? Um?
13:06
Again, this is just going to be the first thing that comes
13:08
to my mind. But I just rewatched this movie.
13:10
Mo Wanna Disney's speaking of Disney
13:13
Disney's mo Wanna Now
13:15
you're talking? Uh?
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I love Mohanna. I
13:22
gotta get I'm I have such a blind
13:24
spot for these Disney films like I saw Cocoa.
13:27
That was the last one I saw. Yeah,
13:30
I like Cocoa a lot, and it's just weird because
13:32
I always it's like they're never bad, but
13:34
like the huge, the big ones that like adults
13:36
like universal like, hey, it's pretty good. It's it's
13:39
never you see and you're like that sucked. And I
13:41
don't know if the funk everyone's talking about, like I
13:43
will pleasant experience, I will say Frozen
13:46
is the one that is like has adults
13:48
that I know divided. Some adults really
13:50
like Frozen. I am not a fan. What
13:53
are your thinkings? I am
13:55
not necessary, especially the first
13:57
one the second one. There's problems with
14:00
with both. But I can't
14:03
get on board the Frozen train. Yeah,
14:06
Moanna has uh the I
14:08
think. I think the songbook is written by
14:10
Lynn Manuel Miranda and like you
14:13
can hear it. It has like some Hamilton's
14:15
esque lyrical empirical UH
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type rhymes, but but it also has
14:21
the thing from Hamilton's that I think is underrated,
14:23
where it's like he's good at like tunes,
14:26
like he you know, it's not it's not just rapping,
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it's like also catchy
14:31
little hooks and stuff. I
14:33
mean I'm learning a lot about I was, you
14:35
know, watching my our our niece
14:38
and nephew over the weekend, and man,
14:40
the content that enters children. I'm
14:42
always amazed every time I'm interacting like
14:44
younger family about like, okay, so what you'll
14:46
watch? You want to put some on? Let me see what your kids
14:48
are watching. I'm like, what speaking
14:52
English and they're screaming
14:54
and gibberish and you think it's hilarious.
14:56
I like, I don't even get what the irony is for y'all to
14:58
laugh, aside from the facial express
15:00
Wait, what are what are they watching? There
15:02
was one like Larva Island,
15:06
uh, and I think it's a Korean cartoon, but it's it
15:08
doesn't use any like languages,
15:10
so definitely inner like universal.
15:12
But it's like very simple, like it's these
15:14
you know, characters doing their thing. Then I
15:16
want you know, but then you get it. I talked about this before
15:19
the kid's YouTube stuff. That's
15:22
good. It's like I don't
15:24
know what it is. It's like half
15:27
the time, like it'll be like kids being like yo, we spent
15:29
fourteen thousand dollars at this toy store. I'm
15:31
like, yo, if I saw that as a kid, I would be
15:33
screaming at my parents, you know what
15:35
I mean, Like, Yo, this motherfucker
15:38
on the computer at fourteen opened
15:40
up a fourteen thousand mystery box
15:43
or whatever the funk that ship is. I'm like, I
15:45
don't know. I can see how you could. Already. It
15:47
was bad enough to go to a kid's birthday and see how
15:49
many kids some other kids got for their birthday.
15:52
I don't need to see a fucking channel like I was already.
15:54
I don't know, feeling like a young kid becoming jealous
15:56
of this kid and all their boys. No, they
15:59
like developed mental experts say
16:01
the ship on YouTube, like when you look
16:03
into it and read like, there's this thing called a Little
16:06
baby Bum that's like the most watched
16:08
thing, and it's just cartoons, like very
16:10
badly computer animated
16:12
cartoons, singing like songs
16:15
that very simple, like nursume songs.
16:17
But it's just like absolute garbage.
16:20
Developmental experts are like, yo, this is
16:22
really bad for them. It's
16:25
just watch this. It'll somehow affect their
16:27
reading comprehend Yeah, they won't be able
16:29
to read until they're uh
16:33
right. But Mohanna, we
16:35
we we jumped. Tell
16:39
me about your love of mo
16:41
Wanna. I mean, well, not
16:45
to bring everything full circle
16:47
like the Hero's Journey does, but it
16:50
is a hero's journey, one of
16:52
the few that a lot that affords like
16:55
a female character to be the hero journey.
16:59
Um, it's just so beautiful. Those
17:01
songs are great. This story
17:04
is just so compelling.
17:06
I'm crying the entire time I'm watching
17:08
it. I think a lot of I think
17:10
a lot of adults like you, Miles
17:13
Um, especially if you like don't have kids.
17:15
You just sort of you're like, oh, these
17:18
are these movies aren't for me? Does the animated
17:20
movies animated? Like? They're not I don't need to see
17:22
them, but they're just they're often quite
17:24
good, and MO Wanna is very much
17:28
for me. It's just like I don't want
17:30
to cry again. Sorry
17:35
to put words in your mouth, but it's
17:37
a it's a good cry. It'll
17:40
it'll make you feel happy. Is
17:42
your bawling your eyes out? I don't know. Monna
17:45
is also good because you can play the soundtrack, like
17:47
the soundtrack translates, whereas Coco is a little
17:50
slow, so like my sons aren't that
17:52
into Cocoa when I put that soundtrack
17:54
on. But MO Wanna get some moving.
17:57
Okay, consider the coconut. Yeah,
18:00
is just the kids just turned up for that one. It's like funk
18:02
Flex at the tunnel back in the day. Exactly.
18:05
There's a ritual where every
18:07
every movie we watch, when the closing
18:10
credits come on, and it doesn't matter what the
18:12
closing credits are are, they just get up
18:14
and dance in front of the TV for
18:16
like the whole closing credits. Pretty
18:19
I think I'm going to adopt that the next
18:21
time I'm at a movie theater. Um
18:24
in fourteen years, yes, exactly.
18:27
Uh. Finally in Orange
18:29
County, Yeah, are they
18:32
idea? When
18:35
I was away, I
18:37
dipped into Nevada for a moment
18:40
and saw that Tenant was showing there.
18:42
Um, so it's yeah, and you said it's pretty
18:44
good? Yeah, not bad. Uh,
18:47
just stopped in. You know, it's hard to because
18:49
other people were coughing around. Caitlin.
18:55
Finally, what is a myth? What's up the people think
18:57
it's true? You know? To be false? Service FIRSTA Okay,
19:02
I feel like this is kind
19:04
of common knowledge. I don't know. I think
19:06
people think that like
19:10
productivity should be a measure
19:12
for success, or
19:14
like how productive you are dictates
19:17
like how awesome
19:19
you are. I don't know. I
19:21
just maybe this is just me justifying having
19:24
never accomplished anything in my life.
19:27
But um,
19:32
I think some people think
19:34
that the more productive they are, that
19:37
that should be some kind of measure for
19:40
how much value they have. And
19:43
I would like to I think
19:46
that that's a myth. I think the
19:48
value of a person's character should
19:50
be judged by how well
19:54
y Yeah,
19:59
absolutely, productivity, that's
20:01
just a pilot guard. I mean, at the end of
20:03
the day, like we also have to kind of remind
20:05
ourselves, like anything we do is
20:07
about making ourselves happy, not
20:10
like the reaction that it gets from other people.
20:12
Because when the equations like that, like you'll
20:14
cease to make good art or
20:17
you'll just be You'll just be in this cycle of
20:19
just pleasing other people and making like you know,
20:21
pop music basically where you're like, what's
20:24
the thing that will be good? Rather than like, how can
20:26
I express myself with my skills? You're
20:30
winning if you express yourself. I always say that. Now
20:36
I always agree with you, and
20:40
being kind of others like you were saying, Caitlin,
20:42
oftentimes is the thing that makes
20:44
you feel good or best
20:47
long term, It's true
20:50
you can just keep on the hedonistic
20:52
cycle of you know,
20:54
just trying to achieve and fill the whole,
20:56
but eventually, uh
20:59
for what Yeah, right exactly.
21:02
You can talk about it on some podcast,
21:05
some stupid podcast. Uh,
21:10
but yeah, I think again, Yeah, prolific, Being
21:12
prolific doesn't necessarily mean the best
21:14
thing always. You know, I
21:16
really want the before it's all said
21:19
and done for America
21:22
Donald Trump to like,
21:25
for there to be some revelation
21:27
of just how profoundly unhappy he
21:29
is. Uh. Like, I think it's evident
21:31
to a lot of people who see it, but
21:34
I think there's untold damage
21:36
being done to just like what people
21:39
model as like this is
21:41
what successes from having
21:44
somebody who's so transparently a narcissist
21:47
be the fucking president of
21:49
the United States and to like
21:53
of the country. The like ideal,
21:56
the most baller ship is to have dentures
21:58
and be racist in public with a little consequence.
22:01
That's the top baby, Like, I think that's the only thing
22:03
he's communicating to people. Everyone
22:06
knows he said, anybody. Look, we
22:08
know from the news reports early
22:10
on this dude watches at least seven hours
22:12
of TV straight or throughout
22:15
the day, consistently right, and
22:17
it's all Kevin Costner programs.
22:21
If anything like all that me watching
22:23
that much TV coincides with not the
22:25
best moments in my life or my most
22:27
happy you know what I mean, Like that's usually unemployed
22:30
or something like my job is to basically
22:33
know the whole BRAVL reality verse. That
22:37
might be a skill at some point. Yeah.
22:39
And also that diet
22:42
that he has would be the
22:44
opposite of happiness for me that I
22:46
don't know that. But also there's something of being
22:48
a kid or like McDonald's every day.
22:52
So it's hard to it's really hard to know. I guess it
22:54
really depends on what lends you're looking at it, because you
22:56
could be like, that's so sick, you don't work, You
22:59
just see mc donald's and you watch TV, and
23:01
in a way like that is kind of like that is the Jurish
23:03
American. Yeah, we're
23:05
never gonna beat this guy. All
23:08
right, let's take a quick break and we'll be back. And
23:21
we're back. And as
23:24
you may have heard by now, Ruth baer Ginsburg
23:26
passed away, uh this past
23:29
friday. Yeah, I mean this
23:33
is bad. Uh,
23:37
Yeah, it's just I don't know, you know, I
23:39
was I was like kind of trying to write something about this. I just
23:41
really don't even know where to start, you know, what, to
23:43
talk about this, because there's a few the
23:45
layers to this, like, yes, this is fucking
23:48
awful, but fuck no,
23:50
this is not going to be the end. So
23:53
I was really I think people need to
23:55
wake wake the funk up a little bit,
23:57
because it seems like there's a group
23:59
of people who have just realized that they
24:02
found themselves in America in the your
24:05
and they may need to take a more active
24:07
role in preserving their own rights. Unfortunately,
24:10
I know before it felt like the place you didn't
24:12
have to really worry about anything, but there
24:15
have been plenty of people, uh, screaming
24:17
and hollering for the I don't know, the last few decades
24:20
about how he could get bad, and we're
24:22
sort of there now, and I think,
24:25
you know, there's this feel like
24:27
the sentiment that I see a lot
24:29
was in the joke that's always been going around, is
24:31
like sort of you know, some version of like if you're the
24:34
entire defense of like people's human rights
24:36
in this country was like hinging on Ruth Bader
24:38
Ginsburg being alive, then we have an awful
24:40
fucking democracy and it shouldn't
24:42
be down to this person holding on to
24:44
literally dear life to you know, fight
24:47
the waves of fascism.
24:49
And I think now it's
24:51
weird that her death has made
24:53
a lot of people sort of suddenly wake
24:55
up and say, oh shit, Ships,
24:58
maybe at stake for me now, because before it
25:01
was just for people who worked in unions,
25:03
or people who cared that much about climate,
25:06
or people who were trying to protect reproductive
25:08
rights or civil rights or things like that.
25:11
And now we're at a point where I guess suddenly,
25:13
now this feels like it's truly
25:16
like a like a four alarm fire.
25:19
But I don't know. Part of me has sort of just been kind
25:21
of like I wonder when it's serious enough for a
25:23
majority of people to kind of get the
25:25
same energy, because I know people
25:27
of color, gay people, like anyone
25:30
in the LGBTQ community, immigrants have
25:32
all been looking at these things and like, these are all
25:34
fucking problems. I don't know why no one cares
25:36
now. But then it took Ruth Bader Ginsburg
25:39
to pass away to people be like, oh, Ship, all
25:41
of this stuff is a problem now because it was
25:43
easier to just sort of be comfortable,
25:46
and I don't know it was easier to disengage
25:48
to when you had the security blanket of Ruth
25:50
Bader Ginsburg still being alive.
25:53
Yeah. I also wonder like how
25:55
much of it is just a cycle of
25:58
like it's just endless
26:00
crises and them being you
26:03
know, both heightened like
26:06
panic response and also like
26:08
heightened just feeling exhausted
26:11
by it. And now like as
26:13
reality sets in, we just have to
26:16
make sure that there's action
26:18
being taken, even though I you
26:20
know, I fully agree that it's
26:22
not. This should not have been
26:24
the thing that clued us into the
26:26
fact that our democracies at
26:30
real risk. I think it's interesting,
26:32
like you're talking about sort of the
26:34
people who take their rights for granted.
26:37
It almost sounds like people who are
26:39
like born on second thing and they hit a double
26:41
but with like their own human
26:44
rights, and you know, past generations
26:46
have had to uh fight
26:49
and die for those rights,
26:51
and it sounds like it
26:53
seems like we're getting back to that
26:56
place where active sacrifices
26:58
are going to happen, uh have
27:01
to happen in order to continue
27:03
to live in a free society.
27:07
Yeah, And it's also the anxiety around
27:10
who is going to take her place and
27:12
at what point and who is going to decide
27:15
who that will be? Um,
27:18
because this is kind of like unprecedented
27:20
where it's like, all right, we're like a
27:23
month and a half or less away
27:25
from this election, Like you
27:27
know, is Trump going to try
27:29
to like sneak someone in there at the last
27:32
minute? Like there's
27:34
how do we handle how? How is this going
27:37
to get handled? And just like the panic
27:39
that I'm feeling around that, that a lot of people are feeling
27:42
around that, and I
27:44
just yeah, damns
27:47
are going to have to pull every
27:49
fucking trick out
27:51
of their quiver book, Tom's
27:54
spell book, the fucking Necronomicon,
27:57
where the funk you gotta do to delay
27:59
the funk out disappointment point point.
28:01
That's just step one, Um.
28:04
But there are options, you know, uh
28:06
that we're clearly are That's what I'm saying.
28:08
People really need to be engaged with this because to your
28:10
point, this is a moment for the GOP to
28:12
just completely fuck the courts for
28:15
a for a generation at minimum. Uh,
28:18
And with the things that we have on the
28:20
line with again, reproductive rights,
28:22
the climate, labor rights,
28:25
fucking human rights are healthcare.
28:28
It's not just like oh well, if
28:30
you're like if you if you're this religion
28:33
and live in this part of the country, then that
28:35
Supreme Court decision maybe affects you. There. It's like no,
28:37
no, no, Like they have an agenda, you
28:39
know that they're really trying to pull off. And yes,
28:42
I think there are a lot of things that
28:44
people can feel a little bit more comfortable or at least
28:46
say, Okay, there might be a plan. But
28:49
I think the first thing that I take
28:52
somewhat comfort in is
28:54
that there's at least a few Republicans
28:56
that are willing to not fully just jump.
28:58
The number of Republicans are like, yeah, and we're gonna vote
29:00
on a nominee as when whenever we have
29:02
to, because that's our duty. I mean, Tom Cotton had the
29:04
most uncomfortable appearance on Fox on
29:07
Sunday, where Chris Wallace
29:09
just basically was like, hey, dude, what
29:11
about all this ship you said in like
29:14
you know, and that was like the thing they're doing, and he was just he
29:16
just kind of like glossed over it. It It was like, well,
29:18
you know, now we have n't like it didn't occur
29:21
to him how hypocritical he was being. He just
29:23
stuck to his talking points to say the words
29:25
out loud, and I really laugh at
29:27
some of these democrats and like political
29:30
Twitter people who think pointing to
29:32
the like hypocrisy of the right is
29:34
going to somehow fucking do anything
29:37
to fight this off. Um, we've
29:39
seen this before. These people are not playing the
29:41
same game at all. It's like trying
29:43
to explain to a grizzly bear that's about to eat
29:45
you that your flesh may upset their stomach
29:48
or something and then like what yeah,
29:52
right, or like even reasoning like with a child
29:55
about something about their own It's it doesn't
29:57
matter because the end game is completely
30:00
devoid of those kinds of factors about a
30:02
singular focus to create this like you
30:04
know white ethno state, cis
30:06
patriarchy, Yeah,
30:09
and that does nothing matters to the
30:11
fact that logic
30:14
doesn't work on children, doesn't
30:16
like when you're just fucking exhausted
30:19
and demoralized. It doesn't stop
30:21
you from being from from just uselessly
30:24
arguing logic with
30:26
a with a four year old just
30:29
you know, when you're not your best self, I
30:32
mean to your point, like, yeah, it's scary
30:34
because what the like they're
30:36
going to try and push through confirmation in a lame
30:38
duck session like after the election, they
30:41
might because like we said, they
30:43
the numbers aren't there. The number
30:46
of presidents who have been able to
30:48
appoint Supreme Court nominees have been
30:50
like presidents who lost the popular vote,
30:53
you know what I mean, and these aren't. There's no mandate
30:55
for these justices to be in there at least a pack
30:57
the court like this. So yeah, like look, if
31:00
Biden wins and the Senate is taken
31:02
over, then yeah, we have a little something to
31:04
work with if there's a lame if they try
31:06
and do it in the lame duck, then one of the few
31:09
shots is going to be Martha McSally's race
31:11
in Arizona where she's going up against
31:13
Mark Kelly UM and she's getting
31:16
just destroyed in terms
31:18
of like the polls, like it's it's it's
31:20
really she's really underperforming there because
31:22
she's just been really terrible, awful, shitty
31:24
senator. And Mark Kelly's a fucking
31:27
astronaut. His wife is Gabby
31:29
Gifford's like they're known in the state
31:31
as like good people. So that's
31:33
like the one vote that could come in and obstruct
31:36
uh, you know, Kentucky turtles dream bench,
31:39
you know, nightmare, uh Supreme Court,
31:42
especially if we have people like you know,
31:44
if Lisa Murkowski actually says I
31:46
don't if she sticks to her word and says I don't
31:48
think it's appropriate, Susan Collins, I'm not even
31:50
gonna. I don't care what she says because
31:52
if nothing matters with her. Um, Chuck
31:54
Grassley has intimated maybe
31:56
he's willing to to
31:58
to do what's right. And we still don't know what's going
32:00
on with Mitt Romney. So I
32:03
mean, Lindsay Graham said we could use his words
32:05
against him and they were good. They're right. Yeah,
32:08
No, there's I mean, people are protesting in front of his house,
32:10
in front of Mitch McConnell's house, Like it's definitely,
32:13
I mean, there's Act Blue said they received
32:15
a hundred million dollars in donations
32:17
since the announcement of rbg's
32:20
passing, So people
32:23
look, people definitely understand.
32:25
That's what I'm saying. It's just a little. The energy
32:27
is a lot, which is good because
32:30
people need to be focused, but it's also
32:32
disheartening, I think for a lot of people who have been
32:34
facing a lot of major Supreme Court decisions
32:36
that affect their lives directly, and
32:39
it's kind of like, well m
32:42
M, and I think hopefully this maybe
32:45
we're starting to see how intersectional it all is,
32:48
right, Yeah, yeah, it's it's
32:50
interesting to just look at the right wing media
32:52
because you can always see like the
32:54
workings of the right wing sort
32:57
of collective brain, uh,
33:00
just primary process. Over at Fox
33:02
News, just speaking
33:04
out loud. Tammy Bruce
33:06
from Fox News somehow
33:08
like talked her way into Ruth
33:11
Bader Ginsburg would have wanted Trump
33:14
to replace her, even though they
33:16
specifically have a statement from
33:18
her on her deathbed saying, I just don't
33:21
want you to replace me. Um
33:23
and Tucker Carlson with
33:26
regards to that
33:28
being her dying wish
33:31
uh said, it's hard to believe
33:33
and I'm going to choose not to believe
33:35
that she said that because I don't think that
33:37
people on their deathbeds are think
33:39
about who's president. So
33:45
just the worst. That's
33:47
not like we can't be disappointed, you know what I mean. If
33:50
Orc comes through it eats all your fucking
33:52
dogs and ship, you're gonna be like, what the heck?
33:54
Orc? But that's what the are
33:57
ghouls. They don't give a funk about anything
33:59
to do with someone's humanity or dignity,
34:01
Like because if you did, if they gave
34:03
a funk about humanity or dignity, they
34:05
wouldn't have half the policy positions
34:07
they do, you know what I mean, Like, it's
34:10
not it's never about what's good for the
34:12
the entirety of humanity. It's
34:14
about what's good for a very specific class
34:17
of people and the donors
34:19
who you know, power that specific party.
34:21
And like that's what I'm like, I really hope to see,
34:23
you know, some senators and ship really throw their
34:25
bodies on the pile to try and fucking
34:28
do whatever they have to to delay this,
34:30
even if it means losing seats, Like
34:32
there's not to not to completely
34:34
lose the center or anything like that, but like to really take that
34:36
to understand what the stakes are, not just like I
34:38
gotta get through another election. It's like no, no, no, no. Unfortunately,
34:42
you found yourself at the point where your
34:44
kind of lack of wanting to play dirty
34:46
when they were playing dirty this whole time, has now led
34:48
you to this point and you might actually have to do now
34:51
you're really gonna have to do something on the
34:54
subject of whether uh, like
34:56
we we obviously can't trust Republicans
34:59
to not be
35:01
complete hypocrites. But people are
35:03
talking about how this will affect
35:05
them politically, Like I
35:07
can't imagine that the
35:09
majority of voters would
35:13
be on board with them being that
35:16
hypocritical, right, like that
35:18
that this is something like half of Republican
35:20
voters opposed doing something
35:23
before and that's half of the
35:25
So that's half of a half, right,
35:27
so that's like cent of the country
35:29
is like, yeah, I ram it through funck
35:32
y'all. H. Granted they're probably
35:34
the ones who are most likely to vote for uh
35:37
Senate, but it's still just
35:40
seems like, I don't know, sort
35:42
of you can't full all the
35:44
people all the time type thing where it's
35:46
just like that's I mean, it's
35:49
just like bad, Like no, no,
35:51
nobody is looking at that being like, yes, I
35:53
feel good about being on the winning side
35:55
that you know is doing
35:58
this, I guess except for extreme extreme
36:00
right people. Yeah, well
36:03
that again, it's all about cruelty and
36:06
if if that's what they're if if that's what's
36:08
on the menu, then they're ordering it. Yeah.
36:10
There's also Christian Prayer Warriors on YouTube,
36:13
one group headed by a former Trump
36:16
campaign advisor who rejoiced
36:19
in rbg's death, claiming that it was an act
36:21
of God to get the Trump another Supreme Court
36:23
pick. Uh. These see,
36:26
they're not these are not opinions
36:28
anymore, you know what I mean. There's
36:30
no division. There's no divisiveness
36:33
in the country. You know what I mean. Divisiveness
36:35
is in this city when I laugh at Clippers fans,
36:38
okay, and then I keep it moving, But
36:40
like, I don't go up to someone and be like,
36:42
you are a Clippers fan, therefore you're not a human and you
36:44
don't deserve rights. Like the
36:46
things that there's division on, quote
36:48
unquote, as the right describes it, are about
36:51
fundamental disagreements on who is a
36:53
human being and what what rights
36:55
are owed to a human on
36:58
the within the borders of the United
37:00
States. It's and it's not about all this other
37:02
minutia. It's that they clearly have an idea
37:04
of people who deserve rights and people
37:06
who the funk don't. And I think that's where you miss
37:09
me, because that's are such a cruel worldview
37:11
that I reject that entirely. It's one thing
37:13
if we both go into and be like, yes, I
37:16
believe Okay. So if we're talking about
37:18
medical care, for trans people
37:20
in prison. We're willing to fund
37:23
this much up until this point and then
37:25
hope that they, like these other people
37:27
could Like if if you're not arguing
37:29
about that, but you're trying to figure out ways to get
37:31
there to still give people dignity, then then
37:33
those are opinions because we're still we're still
37:36
on the path towards giving people dignity.
37:39
But when things are about like kneecapping
37:41
people's rights and pulling the rug out from under him
37:43
and then disguising it and all this other ship, you
37:45
know, like that's why like there's
37:47
no, I don't I don't really see how you
37:49
can engage with the GOP at all.
37:51
I mean we've seen it over and over at this point, but like now
37:54
truly, like when they're like, you know, partying
37:57
in the streets because someone died because
37:59
they know like this could be like the true
38:01
death blow to all these other
38:03
rights and things that keep the oligarchical
38:05
class in power and all this other ship, that's
38:08
when we're like, oh, no, no no, no, like these aren't
38:11
people who are have a difference of opinion, Like they're
38:13
here to ruin, to ruin
38:15
us and to do harm. Yeah, it's
38:17
a matter of like, um, people maybe
38:19
like being on the same page or being on
38:21
slightly different pages of the same book and
38:24
then reading from two
38:26
entirely different books,
38:29
one of them being I
38:32
don't even somewhat some
38:35
book that is evil.
38:38
Yeah,
38:41
And I I do just want to say, since
38:43
I guess you guys did a rewatch the
38:46
Social Dilemma, I just watched it, uh
38:48
the other night. But the Prayer
38:50
Warrior YouTube people are
38:53
probably the
38:56
more extreme, like ten percent of
38:58
the right, So I I don't want
39:00
to make it seem like everybody and who
39:04
has ever voted Republican is dancing
39:06
on Ruth Bader Ginsburg's
39:09
grave. Okay, just be
39:11
half of them,
39:12
right, Yeah, And supriser
39:14
Anojsnier is pointing out that there are it's
39:17
also not you know, monolithic
39:19
in terms of people on the left's
39:21
response to you know, rbg's
39:24
legacy. There's definitely people who
39:26
pointed out that, you know, she had some
39:30
less than stellar, less
39:32
than like supportive comments about the
39:34
Black Lives Matter protests, and
39:36
head voted on the barbaric
39:39
side of a couple of things like the pipeline
39:42
going through indigenous lands. So
39:44
I mean, yeah, it feels to me is though, Um,
39:47
a lot of her agenda
39:49
in her career was fueled
39:52
by specifically
39:54
white feminism and not
39:56
necessarily all of it. But like she was,
39:59
she was a white woman serving
40:02
perhaps predominantly other
40:04
white women. Um,
40:07
and that is
40:09
not okay. White feminism
40:12
is any feminism that is not intersectional,
40:15
Uh, is not
40:18
helpful. Uh
40:21
so yeah,
40:24
yeah, she appointed by
40:26
Clinton? Yeah? Clinton? So
40:29
I mean, uh,
40:32
that's what I'm saying. The other thing is with well,
40:35
let's you know, let's play out a fantasies and there,
40:37
let's feel good for a moment Biden wins.
40:39
Okay, the Senate is terms blue,
40:42
the House is blue, and
40:44
let's say they did to do the unthinkable
40:47
and confirm what Amy
40:49
Coney Barrett or whatever. I know, they
40:51
say it's pregnant nominated woman because he doesn't want
40:53
to go through you know, the Kavanaugh thing again,
40:56
because you know, potentially anyone he thinks
40:58
is good as a man probably high ants that
41:00
they're on onto some bullshit, or anybody who
41:02
works with for that matter. But at that
41:04
point, if Biden has all
41:06
three chambers, like I mean, there's stuff like Larry
41:08
Nadler and Ship talking about you know, Okay,
41:11
then let's really turn it up. Let's
41:13
add DC in Puerto Rico. Let's
41:15
give them statehoods. Now we have four more senators.
41:18
Let's expand the House. Now
41:21
I have more members. Let's also expand
41:23
the Supreme Court. So now we have I
41:25
don't know, let's call it fucking nineteen justices.
41:29
Now we can actually address this, like, you
41:32
know, sort of artificial imbalance. I mean, there's
41:34
a lot that could happen there that is
41:36
you know, isn't necessarily in the outline
41:39
in the constitution like that that is
41:41
all possible. So I think that's where
41:43
now Democrats have to think, like what
41:45
are these contingencies that they're gonna do. But in
41:47
my head, it's like you should have done a lot of this ship anyway,
41:50
Like it was always this weird thing
41:52
of trying to play fair with these goons
41:55
and they never were going to and then you just keep
41:57
giving up, giving up get like giving up more
42:00
rights and giving up seating more ability
42:03
to secure like a stability
42:06
for people. And yeah, I guess would
42:08
do anything like when Mitch McConnell
42:10
did the thing in where he delayed
42:13
Obama's pick and just wouldn't vote on
42:15
it until the election. Is there like
42:18
something Democrats could have done to push
42:21
that through or is it just like that
42:23
was kind of too late they
42:26
could have I mean, I think they're worth maybe
42:29
I'm trying to think specifically legislatively,
42:31
there was uh
42:35
yeah, and Dan, you can just that
42:37
shorten this. Yes, there are tools,
42:40
but the what what what
42:42
was required was to go into the dirty tool
42:45
kit and rather
42:47
than the regular tool kit. But the thing is
42:49
the Republicans they've been steady fucking with the
42:51
dirty tool kit for a minute, and we're like, what
42:53
the funk these tools don't work anymore because
42:55
it's awful, right right, All
42:58
right, let's take a quick break and we'll
43:00
come back and talk some pop culture. Ship and
43:13
we're back. Uh, and let's
43:17
talk protest songs. Guys. Um,
43:20
there's this like Boomer gen
43:22
X thing that I heard a
43:25
lot when Trump got nominated. It was like Trump's
43:27
gonna be great for music, Like just think about
43:30
all the protest songs, which I guess
43:32
is based on memories of Bob Dylan and Marvin
43:34
Gay and uh, Stevie
43:36
Wonder and ship like
43:39
that. But first of all, it ignores the
43:41
fact that Pimpa Butterfly came out during the Obama
43:43
administration, and there was great
43:46
protest music being made already,
43:49
but um, the I
43:52
don't know the protest songs
43:55
that they're looking for. I don't think a're ever
43:57
going to be written. And I think
44:00
a good example of that is Van
44:02
Morrison Raid uh,
44:05
performer of Brown Eyed Girl, just
44:08
released three protests songs.
44:10
Uh. Finally we have some protest
44:12
music. Uh. And they are protests
44:15
against the UK government's coronavirus
44:17
lockdown measures uh,
44:20
in which he reportedly reportedly
44:23
accused the scientists of making up crooked
44:25
facts. Uh. So I'm
44:27
just gonna read one song uh.
44:30
And it's subtle stuff, so I wanna I want
44:32
you guys to pay close attention to see if you can
44:34
uh find the message in
44:37
the allegory here. So the
44:39
song is called no more Lockdown, uh,
44:42
and hold on, let's take a second and bring that no
44:46
more Okay. I'll
44:49
let me think on that one, but I don't want to hold it up to go on.
44:51
Okay. The chorus is
44:53
no more lockdown, no more government
44:56
overreach, no more fascist
44:58
bullies disturbing our peace.
45:01
Uh. And then no more taking our freedom and
45:04
our God given rights, pretending it's for
45:06
our safety when it's really to
45:08
enslave. What's what
45:11
rhyme scheme? Are you using their taking
45:16
old alfredom and all
45:19
giving rights, pretending it's for
45:21
h safety when it's really a two
45:24
enslave with
45:29
rights exactly all
45:31
of the rights, all of the rights. Like
45:33
I don't know, I don't know. He's
45:36
a night yeah, ser
45:38
Van. Uh. He's
45:40
previously caused controversy by denouncing
45:43
what he called the pseudo science
45:45
around coronavirus. Uh. He
45:48
issued a call to his quote
45:51
fellow singers, musicians, writers, producers,
45:53
promoters, and others in the industry to
45:55
fight with me on this. Come forward, stand
45:58
up, fight the pseudo science and speak up.
46:00
Uh. And this was because the seventy
46:03
five year old said socially distanced
46:05
gigs were not economically
46:08
viable. Yeah. Like, motherfucker,
46:10
how much money do you need? Also,
46:13
motherfucker? You look like you like you
46:15
get all your style cues from James Dolan
46:17
with your Fedora and
46:20
ship. You are lame bro. Your
46:22
name is George George
46:24
Morrison is really yeah,
46:27
George Ivan Morrison. That's where the van
46:29
comes from. But I get it. Anyone
46:31
in the Fedora isn't really like that cool,
46:33
Like I mean in the sense of like they have internal coolness
46:36
unless you were like actually rocking the Fedora from back in
46:38
the day, like Fedora now might
46:40
as well just you might as well just be like somebody
46:43
hurts you. There's a whole
46:45
thing with like rock stars
46:47
in the UK who are like coming out
46:51
as very out of touch
46:53
on this particular subject. One of the Oasis
46:56
brothers came out it
46:59
was like, masks are pointless, I
47:01
don't wear one, and then uh,
47:03
the Stone Roses song
47:10
um, and then the Stone
47:12
Rose the singers also come out and said
47:15
some dumb ship Uh Ian
47:19
Yeah, Ian, they're gonna Ian Brown.
47:21
Yeah, yeah, the one. They
47:24
all him and the Gallagher brothers all kind of
47:26
looked the same. Yeah for sure.
47:29
All right, Well let's get back to our
47:32
heroes on this side of the pond. Ellen
47:35
is back on TV. WHOA.
47:40
So she had the spookiest
47:43
season premiere I've ever seen,
47:46
where like she comes out you hear
47:48
fucking audience. There's no reverse shot
47:51
to show the audience like, oh ship, she's out
47:53
here. Um, And they
47:55
were all virtual, like they put
47:57
like TVs in the seats people
48:00
could like face time in and like so
48:02
she could just be looking at a bunch of like pixelated
48:04
giant faces in her studio. Um.
48:07
But I think the thing that most people tuned in for was
48:10
this is the first season since the
48:13
reckoning or the diet reckoning of
48:15
that show where it was all the sort
48:17
of workplace abuse and like toxic
48:20
environment, uh, sexism,
48:22
racism, the great schism
48:24
that broke apart the Catholic Church. Everything apparently
48:27
occurred on the Ellen de Generes show, but it
48:29
was really really bad. And so yeah,
48:32
this is her coming out to be like, it's time to address
48:34
this stuff, and I just want to kind of play a
48:36
little bit of it. She she talks for a little
48:38
bit, but I don't know if
48:41
I don't know if she's learned her lesson. Um.
48:44
She says she wants to take this on directly,
48:46
and I'll just play this clip and then I think we can talk about
48:49
it. On the other side. I'm so happy to
48:51
be back in the studio. There are a lot of things I want
48:53
to talk about. I've been looking forward to addressing
48:55
it all directly, and unfortunately
48:57
talking directly to people has been illegal for six
49:00
months, so I have a virtual audience here
49:02
instead. Here you all are you
49:05
look beautiful? And I'm sure you smell right. That's
49:07
what I'm imagining anyway. All right, let's
49:10
get to it. Okay. I just
49:12
like that. That was her segue into
49:14
addressing her toxic work
49:17
hine, you smell great. All right, let's
49:20
get into it. Heard.
49:23
The whole thing opens with her like
49:26
the clip that leads into that clip
49:28
is her basically being like, Hey,
49:30
how's everybody doing. I've been just
49:33
great, like the joke being great, what
49:35
a bad summer she had? But it's
49:38
like, this is not something that happened
49:40
to you, Like I I'm sure
49:43
that the people who she surrounds
49:45
herself with treat it like what
49:47
a tragedy for Ellen, because there's like no
49:49
non awkward way to just be like, man, you were
49:52
fucked up to those people. Uh
49:54
so, But yeah,
49:57
it just seems like she's treating it as like a
49:59
tragedy that fell her. Yeah, and
50:01
then well then we'll see who I think maybe
50:03
she feels is ultimately responsible to this
50:06
summer. There were allegations of a toxic work
50:08
environment at our show, and then
50:10
there was an investigation. I learned
50:12
that things happened here that never should have happened.
50:15
I take that very seriously. And I want to say I
50:17
am so sorry to the people who were affected.
50:20
I know that I'm in a position of privilege and
50:22
power, and I realized that with that comes
50:24
responsibility, and I take responsibility
50:27
for what happens at my show. That's just
50:29
just I want to pause that. I want to give a shout out to Peter
50:31
Parker and yeah,
50:36
back to her. This is the Ellen Degenerous
50:38
Show. I am Ellen de Generous. My
50:40
name is there, my name is there,
50:43
my name is on underwear? Is
50:47
it. We have had a lot of
50:49
conversations over the last few weeks about the show,
50:51
our workplace, and what we want for the future.
50:54
We have made the necessary changes and today
50:56
we are starting a new chapter. Okay,
50:59
so like
51:07
Toxic, it will be
51:09
even more passive aggressive than normal.
51:12
It's um again, I've made
51:14
the necessary Again. This still sounds like someone
51:17
who was sort of like I didn't know what
51:19
was going on in my factory. You
51:21
know, it's not it's
51:23
not actually addressing. There are things that firsthand
51:26
deal with her behavior as well. And
51:28
granted, yes there were producers who were abusive
51:31
and needed to be let go, and they were so
51:33
yeah, they did that part, but it sort of continues
51:35
like this thing of still kind of giving
51:37
herself a little bit of room to be
51:40
like, I'm not that bad. There were also
51:43
articles in the press and on social media
51:45
that said that I am not who I appeared to be on
51:47
TV because I became known
51:49
as the be kind Lady. And um,
51:52
here's how that happened. I started saying
51:54
be kind one another after a young man named
51:56
Tyler Clemente took his own life after
51:59
being bullied for being gay. I thought
52:01
the world needed more kindness, and it was
52:03
a reminder that we all needed that, and I think
52:05
we needed more than ever right now. Being
52:09
known as the I think she held for applause
52:11
there. Yeah, sure,
52:15
she kind of she kind of scanned the screens
52:18
as they were going anyone. Uh.
52:20
And then I'll just play like just sort of a little bit of
52:22
this last part and that we're talking about it. So let
52:25
me give you some advice out there. If anybody is thinking of changing
52:27
their title or giving yourself a nickname, do not go
52:29
with the be kind Lady. And that's a joke.
52:32
And then she goes on to a few other jokes, and then the
52:34
one part where it begins to sort of address herself
52:36
is just sort of like, look, guys, I'm impatient
52:39
sometimes and I get anxious and I'm
52:41
working on that, all
52:44
right, Okay, So
52:46
she's barely holding herself accountable.
52:49
She's I feel like, not acknowledging that she
52:51
was complicit in a lot of other people's
52:54
bad behavior. She's
52:57
the whole thing is so vague and
52:59
so eric. Then the apology
53:01
is a non apology, Like everything about
53:04
that is like yucky and
53:07
just too vague mean anything. Yeah,
53:09
And I wasn't sure if like she was trying to use
53:12
the be kind origin story
53:14
as like a way to say, like inspire
53:16
people to give her a break, to like, don't
53:18
be mean to me, Like, hey, everyone should
53:21
be kind, even in the face of meat. This
53:23
stuff coming out about me can also
53:25
be kind to me. It could be kind
53:27
to me, And remember how I love
53:30
kindness, Like it doesn't that
53:32
endear you to me? And it's like it's
53:35
a little yeah, so you
53:38
know, I I thought you would be like say
53:40
something like, look, yeah, I fucking hid little beans
53:42
around my house to make sure my staff was
53:44
cleaning up and if they didn't, they would be fired
53:47
or what a match sticks and ship, But that's
53:49
actually at my house and nothing to do with the Ellen de Gender
53:51
show. So let's not get sidetracked here. For what
53:53
happened here, I didn't have anything to do with it, and I fired
53:56
them, So let's do the Millie Rock. Yes,
53:59
I fired them and I enjoyed the
54:01
hell out of it. That's I
54:03
feel like she gets life from
54:05
firing people, and in fact, I think that's what some
54:07
of the stories were that she insists
54:10
on doing the firing orself, do you think do we think
54:12
she should have come back? Or unless
54:14
you use this to actually have a moment for growth
54:17
and you're using your platform to show people
54:19
like yeah, I was kind of a piece of ship, y'all. Like
54:21
I'm really trying to own that out in public.
54:24
Uh, and you shouldn't do that and I'm learning,
54:26
Or do you do the thing? We're like, don't suck up the bag,
54:29
don't suck up the bag. Apologize just enough
54:31
to keep the advertisers there and then the people
54:33
who are the haters, fuck them because there are still
54:35
enough people who we can zoom in here to be the audience.
54:39
Yeah. I think probably
54:41
that second way is not the way
54:43
to do it. I think it would have either been better for
54:45
her to actually own it, show
54:48
growth, and also start being
54:50
more mean when she's
54:52
like on air, so it's like not as
54:55
disingenuous, like if she just
54:57
became the queen of mean uh,
55:00
like please don't put your feet on my couch. That
55:04
was something that she said, was like
55:07
I'm not that good of an actress, Like I couldn't
55:09
come like what who you see every
55:11
day is me? She's straight
55:16
And it's like, why are we doing jokes again
55:18
because we're still talking about this. Yeah,
55:22
I think that um, in
55:24
cases like this, I don't know, I'm
55:27
I'm compelled to think that she should just sort of she
55:30
should apologize, hold herself
55:33
accountable, show her accountability,
55:35
and then maybe just sort of like fall
55:38
back into obscurity, like take
55:40
her bazillions of dollars donated
55:42
to good causes and then give that platform
55:45
to someone else who deserves it more
55:47
and who hasn't been a complete ship head and
55:50
you know, isn't some awful
55:53
tyrant to her colleagues.
55:59
I mean, yeah, that would have that would have ensured you
56:01
have a good comeback. Is if you said,
56:03
hey, you know, honestly, I gotta
56:05
take I gotta take some time and I want to put
56:07
this person on I'm gonna give some money, and
56:10
then people were like, wow, okay, you
56:12
didn't. You didn't keep it going. And I think if you came
56:14
back, if she came back and was sort
56:16
of like, you know, I was in the lab working
56:18
on myself when really they weren't people,
56:20
there would still be the optics of people being like, wow,
56:23
okay, then maybe it's we can we can forget
56:25
about that. We can just paper that over right, right,
56:28
all right, let's talk about the thing
56:31
that I think we've all been waiting
56:33
to talk about. I been waiting for you specifically.
56:36
Yeah, that is Red
56:39
Lobsters, Mountain dew Do
56:42
Garrita. This show has been
56:44
total idiocracy. In one go, we're
56:46
like, oh, yeah, the Supreme Court balance
56:48
could be irreversed, like irreversibly fucked
56:50
for generations to come. What do we do? Do we
56:53
fucking take to the streets and like harass
56:55
our leaders And then we're like, read,
57:01
um, I don't I don't know what people are
57:03
hoping to hear from me other than
57:06
I I fully support this. Don't come
57:08
to far our takes on the Supreme Court, Please just
57:10
come far our takes on like movies on Netflix, the
57:13
occasional political hottake, but also
57:15
all mountain dew. Oh yeah, and we're we're still
57:17
working our way through Cobra Kai and
57:21
the last so what we'll get to them.
57:23
That'll that'll be the rewatch for this week.
57:25
But um yeah. So
57:27
as far as the dougarrita, I have not sampled
57:29
it. I do not drink, but I
57:32
might need to go get a virgin little
57:35
Virgi dougar rita um and
57:37
see see how it sits.
57:40
I don't know if that would just be mountain dew with ice,
57:43
but I
57:45
don't think they
57:48
do have a line in there. So already
57:51
you pull it up to the red lobster bar and you're
57:53
like, hey, let me get a virgin dougar rita,
57:55
and the guys versus behind the bar, it's like, what
58:00
serious? Right here? Do you want it in the
58:02
glass? I can do that all
58:04
right. Here's a mountain dew in the could
58:07
you put a cherry in it place? Well, it says there
58:09
are in addition to mountain
58:12
dew, and what I'm guessing is tequila,
58:14
there are apparently a few other
58:17
special ingredients, so maybe
58:19
it's maybe it's like mountain dew plus
58:22
I don't know, simple syrup disgusted
58:29
taking it all the way back, y'all. Yeah,
58:33
a little dexidrin, uh get
58:35
get things going? Does the whole
58:37
thing with Like, I didn't know what
58:40
kind of bar does Mount Red
58:42
Lobster havebs that have a full bar? I
58:45
had no idea. I've never, like,
58:47
I definitely associate certain chain restaurants
58:50
like out Back with having a
58:52
bar, but I
58:54
don't think maybe done
58:57
well like Olive Garden
59:00
a full bar usually, and I feel like Red
59:02
Lobster and Olive Garden are very much
59:05
they're cut of the same. Yeah,
59:07
it's weird because most of the time I've
59:11
i haven't been a Red Lobster in a minute, But when I was going,
59:13
I would typically wasn't like had the income
59:15
where I would buy alcohol when I ate it out,
59:18
so I would never even think to look at an
59:20
alcohol And I'm like, look, man, I'm here
59:22
for fucking lobster fest some biscuits,
59:24
and I'm out because I sold like an eighth on
59:26
the way in here to minus this. But like
59:29
so I'm curious now, like because part of like when
59:31
I look at I'm like, where is the confirmation that there's
59:33
alcohol in this? Even? Right?
59:36
Yeah? I mean, I think it would
59:38
be kind of false advertising. Like
59:40
it's not even a called a dou
59:42
garrita, and it sounds
59:45
too much like dungarees personally.
59:49
Uh. It's also they have
59:52
it rocks, they don't have it like blended
59:55
or like the icy blended.
59:58
Let me get a Cadillac dou garrita then yeah.
1:00:02
And it's also the picture
1:00:04
that they've put out as part of
1:00:07
the announcement is
1:00:09
very lime forward, so maybe
1:00:12
maybe it's a type of mountain dew
1:00:14
like I think, you know, vault is supposed
1:00:16
to be like berry forward. I
1:00:18
think I forget. I forget, like what all the different
1:00:20
ones are Baha blasting. I
1:00:23
know Baja blast is Baja forward,
1:00:26
uh, but what I
1:00:28
don't like this one seems like they might have like
1:00:30
put a lime accent
1:00:34
within and with the mountain dewing finn
1:00:36
Fin. Maybe it's just like Tamarindo
1:00:38
rimmed glass with mountain
1:00:41
dew, tequila and lime juice. Just
1:00:44
keep it moving. And then
1:00:46
in kind of inverse of this situation,
1:00:49
a writer Jam mcnapp pointed out Taco bell
1:00:52
Uh is trying to use booze to class
1:00:54
up their restaurants and is offering Taco
1:00:56
Bell branded wine in Canada,
1:00:59
there debuting custom
1:01:01
wine called how the Pago Noir to
1:01:05
pair with it's toasted cheesy chalupa,
1:01:08
which the toasted cheesy chaloopa looks
1:01:10
amazing. So I'm they
1:01:13
got rid of the Mexican pizza. I
1:01:16
know why we didn't talk about this on
1:01:18
the show because if we were discussing this, you
1:01:20
know happened and the
1:01:22
priorities of the show changed a bit. But I
1:01:26
do want to say, r I p to the Mexican pizza. You
1:01:28
know what they like. I don't
1:01:30
think there's like
1:01:32
that that can't be a popular decision. I don't.
1:01:35
I don't know many people who go to Taco
1:01:37
Bell and don't at least funk with a Mexican
1:01:39
pizza once in a while. Like that, it's
1:01:42
delicious, the the whatever,
1:01:45
the pizza dough, which is just basically a fried to
1:01:47
ship tortilla that's so greasy you can't
1:01:49
even believe. I love
1:01:51
it. But it's not like it has ingredients
1:01:53
that would be more expensive than like
1:01:56
it's the same. Part
1:01:58
of me is like getting you know, it's I
1:02:00
just feel like an old like a Taco Bell
1:02:03
truth or or something. If there was something like them like
1:02:05
it ain't the same, and you know the people behind it
1:02:07
they got they got this other agenda to
1:02:09
get you to eat healthy. It's not to live
1:02:12
Moss, it's actually a living mennos Well
1:02:17
ship. So to recap,
1:02:20
I thumbs
1:02:22
up the do Garrita and we'll be trying
1:02:24
a version one at some point in the
1:02:26
not too distant future. Caitlin
1:02:29
also into recap. RBG is dead.
1:02:32
The Supreme Court is the entire
1:02:35
democracy hangs in the balance, right
1:02:37
wing meetings throwing everything and also
1:02:39
that other stuff. But also do Garrita sounds
1:02:41
too much like dungers. Thank you. If
1:02:46
anyone has a connected red
1:02:48
lobster that can give us a little more insight. Look, we're
1:02:50
not gonna call any names out, but like, help us out here.
1:02:53
We want to know. Let us secret. You know, we know it's
1:02:55
like gang strong. We know we're pervasive. We're out there. We
1:02:57
want ingredients. Uh
1:03:00
alright, flavor profile Caitlin,
1:03:03
it's been a pleasure of having you. Where can people find
1:03:05
you and folly you can well,
1:03:08
first of all, thank you so much for having me. You
1:03:10
can follow me on Twitter
1:03:13
and Instagram at Caitlin Durante. You can go to that
1:03:15
website that I had mentioned earlier, Caitlin
1:03:18
Durante dot com. If you are
1:03:20
interested in UM any
1:03:22
of my screenwriting classes or
1:03:24
one day workshops or any
1:03:28
script notes that I provide, you
1:03:30
can find information note that good
1:03:32
notes. UM. That information
1:03:35
is on my website as well. And
1:03:38
then another thing I would love to plug
1:03:41
and Anna, I don't know if you want to help
1:03:43
me out here, but Um, Jamie
1:03:46
and I of the Bechtel Cast are presenting
1:03:49
a live read of the Twilight
1:03:51
screenplay this Friday,
1:03:53
September. Um. It's
1:03:56
going to be a stellar
1:03:59
cat pust of myself
1:04:02
and Jamie plus Anna Jsnier
1:04:04
and Sharene Lana Unice as well
1:04:06
as Cromadanqua and Jess Merwin
1:04:08
filling out the cast. UM. And
1:04:11
it's gonna be a disaster. It's gonna be amazing.
1:04:14
I can't I don't know if you know who you're playing
1:04:16
yet, Anna, but it's some there's some good
1:04:18
stuff happening for you. And
1:04:22
yeah, it's uh, it's gonna be a blast.
1:04:24
So we're doing it to support the campaign
1:04:27
of Fatima Aball Zubert.
1:04:29
She's a uh, she's running
1:04:31
for UM State Assembly
1:04:33
in California, and she's
1:04:36
an amazing progressive candidate
1:04:38
and we're supporting her campaign. So, uh,
1:04:41
information about that also can be found
1:04:43
on my website. Uh yeah,
1:04:46
so check it out right.
1:04:49
And is there a tweet or some other work of
1:04:51
social media you've been enjoying? Well
1:04:54
ties back to this. This comes
1:04:56
from um friend
1:04:58
of the show, Jamie Loftus.
1:05:01
She tweeted just an hour
1:05:04
ago at the time of this recording, in
1:05:06
a brave act of subversion, I've decided
1:05:08
to have a crush on Robert Pattinson again.
1:05:12
I fully I'm there with you, Jamie.
1:05:15
It's brave, it's
1:05:17
subversive. Go back. What
1:05:20
is that movie Netflix? Movie that just
1:05:22
got released that he's starring in. Is that worth
1:05:25
checking out? Oh? Is it Devil
1:05:28
Devil all the Time? Yes, I haven't
1:05:30
seen it yet, but it is on my to do list. It
1:05:34
Um, Miles, where can people find you? What's tweet
1:05:36
you've been enjoying? Twitter? Instagram?
1:05:38
Miles of Gray, the other podcast
1:05:41
for twenty Day Fiance. We're Sophia
1:05:43
Alexander and I just talk ninety day Fiance. You
1:05:46
know what's what's still right with the world? Um?
1:05:49
Yeah, check check all that out. A tweet that I
1:05:52
like, Um, it was also from Jamie
1:05:54
Loftus actually and has a lot to do with
1:05:56
this reading at Jamie Loftus helped
1:05:58
tweets in my day, we paid eighteen
1:06:00
dollars to see Taylor Latton or fall in love with the
1:06:02
baby and not questioned it for a single moment.
1:06:08
Okay, so now Jack, you have to find another
1:06:11
tweet from Jamie specifically
1:06:13
about Twilight. It's
1:06:16
not about Twilight, but I
1:06:19
did recently like a tweet by Jamie Loftus.
1:06:22
Have been told I handle earthquakes like
1:06:24
quote someone from Boston, which
1:06:27
could be anything, but definitely it's not a compliment,
1:06:30
uh earthquake over
1:06:32
the weekend. Earthquake reaction shaming
1:06:34
is so funny, like like like
1:06:37
Native l A people don't have the shittiest
1:06:39
rep anyway, like the hundreds of memes that
1:06:41
are made about us, like oh yeah,
1:06:43
okay, you yeah, you're from Boston, Okay,
1:06:46
Like and then where are you from there? Like I'm from Tempy
1:06:48
and I just moved out here seven years ago, so I'm
1:06:51
basically from here. I'm here and
1:06:53
I will reject who I was before I came
1:06:56
here completely. And if I saw someone who knew me before
1:06:58
I lived here, I would act like I don't know them. I've
1:07:00
lived through a three point two, so no
1:07:03
big deal. Um was
1:07:05
that a four or five over the weekend?
1:07:09
Say ship bro Um.
1:07:12
Also, Hunter Harris tweeted Blake Shelton being
1:07:15
named sexiest man alive was the beginning of the end,
1:07:17
and I think that's probably a good timeline
1:07:20
for how we got into
1:07:22
this mess. You can find
1:07:24
me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. Oh Brian,
1:07:26
you can find us on Twitter at daily zeitgeys
1:07:28
for at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We
1:07:31
have a Facebook fan page and a website,
1:07:33
daily zeitgeist dot com, where we post our
1:07:35
episodes and our foot notes were
1:07:38
link off to the information we talked about
1:07:40
in today's episode, as well as the song
1:07:43
we ride out on smiles.
1:07:46
What are we riding out on? Two days? Is
1:07:48
from Sneak San.
1:07:50
It's called Satan. It's called nine as we
1:07:52
said, Satan, it's actually Satin psychedelic.
1:07:55
Oh man, you know, got got Satan on the
1:07:57
brain. Um, But it's called Satin psyche
1:08:00
adelic and it just got like again, it's
1:08:02
it's a kind of like a futuristic retro
1:08:05
bossa Nova vibe. So if
1:08:07
you like a little bit of you know, some
1:08:09
Brazilian samba feelings and basslines
1:08:11
and rhythms. This is right up your alley, but also
1:08:14
has like kind of a future vibe
1:08:16
to it as well, so in a way you could feel
1:08:18
like you're regressing and going to the past where times
1:08:20
are simpler. Would also keep your eyes firmly
1:08:23
planted in the future where it could be a house game,
1:08:25
so you know, enjoy this track. Satin
1:08:27
is by far more enjoyable to encounter
1:08:30
on psychedelics than Satan. That
1:08:32
would say, uh, yeah, it's
1:08:34
funny. I have a there's a very
1:08:37
family history story, a myth in
1:08:39
our family about Satan and psychedelics.
1:08:42
That yeah, fabric,
1:08:45
any fabric on psychedelics looks very
1:08:47
cool compared to off psychedelics.
1:08:51
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