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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season
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one forty six, Episode one of Jo Days
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Like guys, the production of My
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Heart Radio. This is a podcast
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where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness
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and say, officially, off
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the top, fuck the Koch Brothers from
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Fox News, Fun Rush, Limbaugh, Fun
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Sexton, It's
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Monday, August. My name
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is Jack O'Brien, a k demon
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seeming COVID source, Taylor Swift,
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Folk Floor, Kanye running Portland's
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Trumble, NBA is in a bubble,
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John Lewis Herman, King Fauci's
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Trump Assets, Cameron's at without
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a Mask, Trump's Test, Blue
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Check Hack Unsolved. Mr Rees is
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back, David Duke, no Olympic.
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Snyder has a named a pick or
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that is courtesy of not It
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was not written for me. It was a J. Smith just
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right now. He pointed
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out that you could do a different
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verse if we didn't start the fire for every
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week of twenty and so we
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did that for a couple of weeks. Back, very
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well written. I'm thrilled to be joined
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as always by my co host, Mr Miles
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Greg. I think I'm gonna just
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do the nine inch Nails one all over again.
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Ready, Okay, I'll make you the music up. Okay,
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no, yes, today, Miles great a k A.
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Someone just attacked me in a tweet of that
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just said Sashimi rolling
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the hating, and it's
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about it. I think it was some stupid Japanese
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race of people just up like Sushion by school. So
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yeah, Mr Sashimi, Sashimi rolling rolling
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dirty. Thank you so much to that unnamed
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person who I will figure out
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at some point but just not quite yet.
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You know what it was, Kelly stand Away at
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Exploding Ruins, Thank you? I
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stand away that a k h
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uh. Well, we are thrilled to be joined in
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our third peak by the talented,
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the brilliant so amanthem Mick Very.
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I'm not gonna lie. I had to step away
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from the mic from the great song
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I I kind of forgot it
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was fire and then immediately
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the Demon same. Why I
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gotta start with the demon? Semen, It's
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a good rhyme. Its right off the bat,
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you know, let him know keeps going, it goes
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TikTok band Ellen's mean hydroxya
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Callaura Queen's
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probably the best one, but I didn't
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get to it. Oh man really
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summed it up right there. I know mal
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in ballots might be fake. Why is everything
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a cake? Uh yeah? A
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j Smith. So we didn't start the fire? Huh
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yeah. I remember my singing,
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bro. I just I just wasn't sure that
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the title was different, like you know, because sometimes it'll
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be like how I you know how I embraced
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the flame like sometimes eighties songs is
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it was not the chorus, it was the name of the song. I
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remember. That was the thing I would say as a kid it to
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my mom like our friend my friend, we would
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say that to our mom's like when we get in trouble, like as
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a way that you're starting a fire just for
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like spilling ship. And they just didn't think it was
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funny. They're like, no, seriously, the male Maleman is
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hurt because you got for so much grease. I'm like, weeded
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and start the fire. Yeah.
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He was always every
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time for me for songs like that. I only remember like
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two words and then I just and make my
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own shut up. It didn't help because both our
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moms are Japanese and did not know the song, and they're
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like, shut the funk up and clean this oil. You
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started the fire. I
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did start one time again, I
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did one time at my house and until
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until in my adulthood, and they're like, they
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just admit it. And I was like, okay, I did. I didn't
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mean to ship. You did admit
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it recently just as an adult. Yeah,
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but I think it was thirteen. I
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was like, I didn't know. That is amazing.
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Wait what was the time? How long? Okay?
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How long did you care that? My early thirties
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to actually, wow, that
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is so dope. I think about ship like that. Wow.
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Wait, so what was the what were the what was the circumstances?
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Matches they were hanging in string. I just
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wanted to know if I could, if it was flammable,
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very how fast it would catch on flames?
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And it very fast, very fast, very
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fast. I love
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it open smudging a little
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bit. I've been yeah,
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a little sage, little Rosemary. Not
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bad for bundle
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coming for you. Just you know,
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to clear out the air. Uh
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you know, it's starting
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a lot of fires. It's
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been dark in this room,
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so I got to clear out the negative
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energy. Are you getting more of
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Uh? No? I just like burning stuff. Okay,
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so cool, I said the same thing. Your
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wife's like, look if you're gonna burn stuff, at least have the
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incense or something that doesn't just set off the fire
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to the smoke. Stopped burning plastic
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in the middle of the room on the
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floor. All
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right, Smith, we're going to get to know you a little bit
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better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our
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listeners a couple of
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the things we're talking about. We're gonna
5:15
talk about the judge who killed
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the paramount consent decrees, which
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is something that we've been kind of checking in on
5:22
from time to time. Uh
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yeah, thing of the past. You're
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now just gonna have to go to the local community
5:32
center and watch puppet shows for your entertainment
5:35
because that or
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go to the local Amazon Mind Entertainment
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center where you'll jack in for three
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hours for fifty has a great puppet
5:44
center. So outside of covid is
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Yeah, we have a century of puppetry yards. Like,
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oh man, it's badass. So how dare you?
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I thought I was not
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be smirching or be smudging. We just
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got the I'm
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gonna go with smudge. Uh smirching,
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smudge, Yeah, get it together. Be smudging.
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Uh smirching without the bee is
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is an interesting word with Yeah,
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d n C. I'm just I'm kind
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of glad that nobody's gonna pay attention
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to the Democratic National Convention
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because the early rumors
6:24
are that they are preventing
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AOC from speaking and putting the Clinton's
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front and center. So we'll talk about
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that, We'll talk about the rush
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to vaccine, the rush to vaccinate.
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Uh, We're gonna talk about the d A investigating
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Trump and his company over fraud, and then we're gonna
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get to our Netflix rewatch as
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I rewatched a new film
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called Jurassic Park um
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that I gotta recommend guys. Can't
6:52
wait to hear what can't wait to hear about it? I've heard a lot
6:54
of terrible things about it. And
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then you guys, uh, look,
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you guys looked at the always classic
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Malibu Rescue, which is one of the most influential
7:04
pieces of pop culture of the past forty
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years, was surprisingly a lot more depth
7:09
than I gave a credit for. Okay,
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we'll get to that. Depth is
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not what I was expecting from that. Did
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you do the movies or the series? Are both just
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the movie that was trending? Yes? Yes,
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yes, yes? Oh wait is there a series? Yeah?
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Yeah, I was so confused. She's
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like and she's like, Miles is into this show. It's
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like a bunch of kids, like running around in a saving
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Okay, is everything? Okay? But
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first, Samantha, we like to ask our guests, what
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is something from your search history that
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is revealing about who you are, where you are,
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what you're up to see. That's really
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hard because as a podcaster on a
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network that is all about research, I
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google some random stuff and then some really
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serious stuff. And the last bit has been who
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are the female candidates and
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important elections around the country. So that's
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what I've been googling the last two
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days. I feel like, that's so sad. That's such a serious
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answer, and I didn't want to give that to you all, but that's
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where I am. Right. Is
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there a female candidate that you're particularly excited
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about that you just found out about via that
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Google? Via the Google? So Canada's
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Valens Valenzuela. I got this,
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y'all. Canada's Vealezuela is
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the first Afro Latina in Texas that's
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coming up, and that's a really big,
8:24
big, big election, and trying to talk
8:26
about what the kind of significance would happen if
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she actually did win. So that's kind of one of those
8:30
things. I'm like, really excited about this gonna
8:32
be a turning point, but at the same time really nervous because I
8:34
don't want to be disappointed. Yeah, which
8:36
happens a lot. Corey Busch Corey Bush
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is also another person who just pulled off upset,
8:42
besting William Lacey Clay Jr. Uh
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in Missouri. And yeah, she's activist.
8:47
She's like, you know on that wave of people that you're
8:49
like, these are the these are the kinds of people
8:52
like I don't. We don't. We no longer need people who
8:54
are versed in the arts of like finance
8:57
and business. You know, we need people who who's
8:59
there eating with their hearts and leading with purpose
9:02
because the policies have failed, so we
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need people who are purpose driven. And yeah,
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I'm really stoked to see her
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being the race. But just got some really
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great UM platforms
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and some great, really great supports and it's going to be
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amazing to see what she does. Uh.
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None of that is true according to the
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Democratic Party, by the way, Like
9:24
she's a single mother, a nurse, and a
9:26
pastor. I don't know, get out of here
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with that stuff. Uh, like,
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what's what's her what's
9:33
like, what's her take on capital gains taxes?
9:36
It's like what that's not who
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does that? That isn't the first question. Yeah, let
9:41
me let me look at your phone here, see how many
9:43
donors you got? That's yeah, these
9:47
actually organ and blood donors. They talked
9:50
on when I used to listen to Crooked Media
9:52
podcast. They talked about how
9:55
the first thing that somebody will do if
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somebody wants to run for office, they'll go through your
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phone own and count up how many, uh
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like big donors you have in your contact
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list. Like that was literally a thing they
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said without shame. I mean
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they were like, I mean it's not great, but that's
10:11
the truth. That's the harsh truth of
10:14
my contacts with fake names
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in my phone book. That's smart.
10:19
Everyone's nicknames, so they'll be like, who is Spider
10:21
Muffins? What are you trying to hide? Miles?
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He loaded. It's like a It was a habit from
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high school, like when I first got my cell phone,
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Like everyone had like nicknames and ships. So it
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would never be like, oh, that's that's
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Corey, Like you know, that's that's thirty
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two. I would always add something that I have
10:37
to try to remember about them, so you
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know, but you know, it's
10:42
a double edged sword because for a lot of people, I
10:44
can like it keeps these memories very fresh as
10:46
to why they have these nicknames. Other times, like text
10:48
come in and it's been years, I get a new phone and like the
10:51
context when like, I'm sorry, Um,
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Stone eyes, who are you against
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Stone? So far
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we got spider muffins Stone guys,
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you don't want to see this problem. I think one of these episodes,
11:03
like for some extra content, we just need
11:05
to have you read off your reading.
11:07
One one is literally mushroom cock. Wait
11:11
you have Donald Trump's phone? Also,
11:13
yeah, you need to do with these screenshots the
11:16
house I gotta protect. I have to
11:18
protect the anentivity of my friends because
11:21
I was always hacking your phone. Yea,
11:23
that's the thing. You're hanging out
11:26
with John and John and John the other
11:28
day, John, John, John and the
11:31
other stock mushroom cock.
11:37
What is something you think is overrated, Samantha?
11:40
Overrated? Um, I have decided
11:42
house plants and people who
11:44
are obsessed. I know it's quarantine, and I know
11:46
there's a lot of stuff that we need to do, but I
11:49
don't understand this need
11:51
for house plants and why you have to have a jungle
11:54
in your house while you're surrounded by your
11:56
sadness, you're in
12:00
your ferns. Why plants make
12:02
you sad, Samantha. Maybe
12:05
because, honestly, maybe because I'm really
12:07
jealous and mine always died.
12:09
It doesn't matter. They all die, and I'm
12:11
pretty sure they're suicidal or something because
12:14
I'm like, they're trying to die. It's
12:16
the draining that I learned. I
12:18
was not draining like half the time. They're
12:21
like, where where's the water going? I don't know, Just put the
12:23
water the plant and I'm like yeah. The people
12:25
like it's just sitting there at the bottom. Like
12:28
then it's not it's not properly, it'll be over
12:30
water. I'm like, oh shit, that's
12:32
why people will be watering their plants in the sink.
12:34
I'm like, that's stupid. Yeah,
12:37
So there's a lot of on. One second, I need to bring my closest
12:40
plan over so I can show it off to you. Hug
12:43
on it is he going to go And he's about the card in like
12:45
an award winning Jerusalem
12:47
tulip. That's
12:52
not even that's like the gardens they put
12:54
on a bouquet that you put in like a plastic
12:56
picture from Shaky's Pizza. Not really,
12:58
though, did you just take a from your yard and put it
13:00
in a I know it's not your
13:03
kids, right, your kids did that? Right? What?
13:05
No? This is this is so
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dirty, so dead. I
13:11
think this must be the remnants of there
13:14
must have been something else in here. But yeah,
13:17
that's also how unobservant I
13:19
am is that that's been there for the past three weeks
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and I have some thing maybe because I'm dead inside
13:24
and therefore having living things around me,
13:26
it reminds me how dead inside I am. Yeah,
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I feel like that's overrated. Sam. Just embraced
13:31
the change, you know, because it's the failure of the plants
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dying that you fear, you know, Just embrace that,
13:37
just go into with some That's the thing succulents
13:40
helped really restore my faith in being
13:42
able to three succulents. People
13:46
keep giving me plants. Yeah, alright,
13:48
well why plant gang Helper
13:50
out yelled
13:53
at this. Now.
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This is one thing that I have to say. People
14:00
who moved to California start getting cocky
14:02
about being able to keep plants alive and
14:04
like how great they are with everywhere
14:07
else in the country, Like plants don't
14:09
grow despite themselves, Like in
14:12
California, you just like drop a seed and a
14:14
plant, like a tree will be there tomorrow. California
14:16
is just the easiest place to grow something.
14:19
So I'll maybe extend
14:22
the Uh wow, okay,
14:24
but wait, I just saw your plant and aren't you in California?
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What my
14:31
zoom connection is dropping out? I gotta go. Indoor
14:34
plants are different California.
14:38
They are very inhospitable
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to life. Um, Sam,
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what is something you think is underrated? All
14:45
right? I really am dead inside as I say
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this. I think, like grandparent
14:49
candy or like the old people, candy has
14:52
been underrated because my
14:54
life changed, Yes, yes,
14:58
and they have a little soft shoes now that
15:00
has been my go to candies. And I've been
15:02
made fun of plenty because that was exactly
15:04
what our grandparents had waiting for them. And
15:06
that's the commercial right that the grandparent actually
15:09
pulls it out of their like pocket or pocketbook
15:11
as they would say, and handed to the kids. It's
15:14
underrated and it's delightful. Yeah.
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I just think like my my grandmother
15:19
used to keep candy at her house and it was always like
15:22
the old school grant
15:24
was like it would be butter Scotch candies were
15:26
there's them fucking strawberry
15:29
foil ships that were just strawberry
15:31
ship. Yeah. That Andy's
15:33
and Andy's Mint chocolates. Those
15:36
are great. Those are great grandparents
15:38
candies, the one that my grandma
15:41
on my dad's side would always have the
15:44
uh the like red and
15:46
white mints that they have at the when
15:48
you leave. Ah, yeah, like the peppermints.
15:51
Like yeah, those are
15:53
my least favorite candies. And my
15:56
least favorite was the log candies, you
15:58
know. Yeah. So it's like a peanut
16:00
butter crisp log covered with like a white
16:02
and brown striped candy. Yeah,
16:08
yeah, it was. It's not pink. Know
16:11
what peanut brittle? No, it's
16:13
not. No, it's it's not a brittle. It's
16:15
not a brittle. No, it's called a peanut
16:18
butter bar. Is that what it is? Logs?
16:22
Yeah, it has the stripes so it was individually wrapped,
16:24
but they had the white the black stripes
16:26
on the packaging right, and there was a yellow stanut
16:28
butter logs. So I guess y'all called it something
16:31
else. I mean, look, not everybody's
16:33
got regional names. You know, we call them tasty vittles
16:35
down here in l A. Those
16:38
are gross looking and not what
16:40
I was thinking. Oh you know what I
16:42
missed. I remember the dinner mints,
16:44
like back when you could just put your bare hand
16:46
into a thing at a restaurant and there was no sanitation
16:48
guidelines. But the ones that were like half marshmallow
16:51
weak kind of you know, I mean that would dissolve
16:53
like in your mouth a little bit chalky.
16:56
Yeah, yeah, you like the thing
16:58
they called wedding ments because I just
17:00
don't like mint, man, I
17:02
think, I mean, it's just not like for me. It's just
17:05
sort of like what can I grab handfuls
17:07
of that my parents won't see me and I can eat
17:09
like in my room later in my pockets stink
17:11
like candy, right, I think we did, but
17:14
not the not the just straight up mint.
17:17
Mm hm um. I still believe
17:19
in the power of peppermint for your stomach. Like
17:21
the ginger. Okay, ginger ale
17:24
does work, so let's just not let's let's not call
17:26
that into question at this point, the
17:28
sacredness of ginger ale. Something's wrong with your stomach.
17:30
You drink ginger real, your ginger
17:33
um. Yeah, the ginger
17:35
beer, ginger, everything ginger, all
17:38
the things there you go. Uh.
17:40
And finally, Sam, what is
17:43
a myth? What's something people think is true you know,
17:45
to be false or vice versa. See,
17:48
you know, this is what I've been thinking on this because last
17:50
time I came in, I wasn't quite prepared. Uh.
17:53
But I think one of the things that, again, God,
17:55
I'm such a sad sack. I'm just I'm just always
17:57
a sad sack. Uh. That the whole idea,
18:00
yeah, that if you have the means that adoption
18:02
is a great answer for you, and it should be
18:05
a family who adopts a kid. And
18:07
I think that's a complete myth. And not adoption
18:09
is not for everyone, and especially adoption is not
18:11
necessarily for rich people, so stop it. And
18:16
also the term homing for young
18:18
children is awful. I
18:22
just want to come to that. But I've been thinking on this quite
18:24
a bit. I don't. I guess you can tell because
18:26
we've been talking a little bit about adoption, and that's been
18:28
in our episodes on on my
18:30
podcast. But I'm like, hmmm, I
18:33
think we just need to go ahead and let people know. Please talk stop
18:35
talking about loving Jesus and how you're gonna
18:37
save these kids. Just stop it Just interesting.
18:39
Okay, So because I'm completely ignorant
18:42
to the adoption seeing the gain, what
18:44
that's like. I mean, the last few stories I've read
18:46
have been in relationship, like really awful stories.
18:49
To your point of people would like, we have these
18:51
big hearts and yes, this child
18:54
may be a murderer from Ukraine. I don't
18:56
know, and I will say that when I abandoned
18:58
them to justify this um. But
19:00
like so, I mean, like I'll
19:03
educate me because I'm completely ignorant to the myth. You're
19:05
even sort of dispelled, right, So this whole
19:08
idea that the reason well as
19:10
you know, is still a big topic about
19:13
religious rights and organizations, foster
19:15
care organizations and adoption agencies
19:17
being able to deny LGBTQ plus
19:20
couples from adopting, saying
19:22
that to truly have a
19:24
good family and upbringing, it needs to be
19:27
a nuclear family, essentially a Christian
19:29
family, male woman, you know, having
19:31
that and having the means and that's that's
19:34
it. That's kind of the whole. You can do that
19:36
and you can pay the you know, thirty dollars
19:38
to bring a child over, go for it. I
19:41
mean, just like, anecdotally, I'm like, my friends with the gay
19:43
parents are doing way better than the
19:47
adjusted. That's
19:50
the conversation that I've had with many of people
19:52
that honestly, the lgbt U plus, because
19:54
they understand trauma, they
19:56
are probably a little more And this is not necessarily
19:59
resource This is not something that I have looked
20:01
into, but as a social worker that's been in
20:03
that industry, they're probably more able
20:06
to handle trauma as versus to a
20:09
family who wants the perfect looking family.
20:11
UM. And I know the YouTube couple
20:14
of the stuffers. I don't know if you know any about
20:16
this adopted a kid, an autistic
20:18
kid from China. I want to say China.
20:20
I'll have to go back and look at that, UM and
20:23
realize, oh my god, it's hard.
20:25
It's hard having an adopted child
20:27
from a different country who also
20:30
has autism. And it's not necessarily
20:32
difficult because he is
20:34
difficult, but because they don't understand how
20:36
to handle or cope. And so they
20:38
made a lot of money, a lot
20:41
of money through their YouTube channel, UM
20:43
with talking about how philanthropic
20:46
this was and how amazing of a couple they are and
20:49
doing all of these things for this kid. And then
20:51
he just disappeared and everybody was like,
20:53
what happened to this child? And by the way, they had
20:55
their own biological children as well, and
20:58
everybody kept asking, where's this
21:00
kid, where's the kid gone to? And they came
21:02
back with a statement. We had to read home name.
21:07
We had to read Home Huxley because
21:09
we were not able to, you know, deal with his issues.
21:13
And it was became a huge thing where like, yeah,
21:17
like we had an early atypical child that we
21:19
were wholly unprepared like because of him.
21:21
You know, we didn't know what was going on with that, so you
21:23
know, we had to read home. It
21:26
is such a whole big thing. They made a lot of money,
21:28
they made a lot of sponsorships, and then they had come
21:31
back with that. So as
21:33
of June they were investigated, and finally,
21:35
I think people have forgotten about it, essentially
21:39
because the truth of the matter is when it comes down
21:41
to adoption, which
21:43
is really grows. I honestly discourage
21:45
a lot of people. I as an adopted child,
21:47
of course and very grateful, but also
21:50
can tell you the struggles that I've had to deal with growing up
21:52
and even now as an adult, trying to struggle
21:54
through some of my identity stuff and what
21:56
it feels like as an interracial family
21:59
and I thinking I'm the different race of
22:01
the rest of my family and what that
22:03
looks like, especially today, and the idea of
22:06
I grew up in a southern home with a white
22:08
family, so go from there. But
22:11
what it looks like when you
22:13
really need to look at the fact that this is
22:15
not going to be a hallmark story. This
22:19
child is gonna be grateful to you and your understand
22:21
what comes along with it. So it's a it's
22:23
the thing. And I'm actually very discouraging to people
22:25
that I'm like, you really need to understand these are the
22:27
things that's going to happen to you and that's the good,
22:30
like the best case scenario. They're like, but
22:32
I was just watching This is Us and
22:35
um, you know I found a way we're
22:37
teenage teenage we just cried
22:39
and hugged each other and we're okay now, and
22:45
that build
22:47
up with the white savior and they're like, no, this is
22:49
why this is so wrong. Just it's just
22:52
enough to have a big house, right
22:54
and you're good and two people
22:56
as a couple, heterosexual
23:00
couple. Yeah, the means argument
23:02
that that means argument
23:04
that people have though is really like it's
23:07
something because again, some of the most
23:09
fuck up people I know come
23:11
from means, you know what I mean, because
23:14
the philosophy of the parents was the
23:16
funk you need. Man, We've got all this money and ship was you hung
23:18
out here. Here's like three hundred bucks. I'll be back
23:21
on Sunday night and it's like Friday
23:23
morning, you know what I mean, And it's just like
23:25
and then we will go there and party because it's
23:27
like, yo, the parents love like, you know, all this cash,
23:29
Like we just order pizza all day. There's no parents. You're smoking
23:32
my weed live. And then they're
23:34
missing you know, that real like parental
23:37
upbringing that they miss. And
23:39
then I realized that went through my therapy that I was
23:41
actually into, I was raising some of these kids.
23:44
So when my relationships ended up being me raising
23:46
some of these kids because the parents were like, hey, man, you're
23:48
the smart kid, like help him out. And I take
23:51
that on literally and then I'm like, holy sh it, man,
23:53
like the dad made me raise his son. The
23:56
fuck that kid ends up on your phone
23:58
a spider muffins or or
24:01
or side. Dad's
24:04
disappointed. Alright,
24:11
guys, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
24:24
And we're back. So we touched
24:26
on last year when the Department of Justice
24:29
was starting to re
24:32
examine the seventy one year old consent
24:34
decrees, which we're sort
24:36
of preventing the entertainment
24:39
industry from becoming like
24:41
just giant monopolies. Basically, yeah,
24:44
from like fully meddling in the entire
24:46
process of like, we own the studio, we
24:49
own the intellectual property, and then at a certain
24:51
point it was like, we also want to own the theaters
24:53
or at the very least make the theaters do whatever
24:56
we say, because we make the movies that they need to project
24:58
in their theaters. So it stuff like block
25:01
booking is one of the things that was
25:03
like one of the main things he was preventing, which
25:05
is sort of like Disney would go to like an a m
25:07
C and be like, look, if you want Mulan, you gotta
25:09
take all this other bullshit too and put it out minimum
25:12
these screens. I'm like, I don't know if that's good for business,
25:14
but the whole cudgel is, oh, do you want Star
25:16
Wars, then you're taking your and then you will
25:18
show these other films at your theater and because
25:20
of that, because that is not allowed, you know, theater
25:23
is a little bit more able to independently
25:25
program things. Although you know, for the
25:28
most part it's the same fair wherever you go.
25:30
But by you know, these decrees being
25:32
lifted that will bring you
25:35
know, that means things like block booking or
25:37
circuit dealing, which is sort of like if you have a
25:39
circuit of theaters, like you need to have this very
25:42
expensive license to show all the films
25:44
in the circuit of theater. So it's all these other business
25:46
practices that are predatory, and the
25:49
opponents are saying that you know, even
25:51
though they're like sun setting, Uh,
25:53
some of these provisions like for two years, so like
25:56
it'll be like two years until like this whole
25:58
idea like where you could put potentially
26:00
do block booking again would come back.
26:02
Is a way to start get their heads around how to transition
26:05
the industry. But at the end of the day, the
26:07
d j's argument sort of like these anti trust
26:09
laws that we have now are like adequate, so
26:12
even if we lift these, it's all good. But then
26:14
opponents like, but you're not actually even pointing out
26:16
the things that these decrees were preventing
26:19
are bad and potentially cause
26:21
problems and like anti like lack of
26:23
competition. So like to somebody
26:25
to a listener who's just uh,
26:28
you know a film go are your average film
26:31
consumer, Like, how do how does this affect
26:34
them? I mean, first, it's probably gonna effect
26:36
I think independent theaters, of
26:40
our independents, that's really those
26:42
are the those are the ones that are really really
26:45
going to be in trouble because like, for example, if
26:47
you're an independent theatery like well I only want Star
26:49
Wars and they're like, well, here's the deal. You
26:51
gotta take all this other ship too, and you're like, well I don't
26:53
really have the capacity, Like well, then you don't get
26:56
Star Wars. So that's that.
26:58
Um, that's you know, that is the very
27:01
the aggressive way of it looking. And then also
27:03
like it could be a thing where some theaters just become
27:06
extensions of the studios themselves, like
27:08
you will theater as you have your and
27:10
Disney being the best case scenario because
27:13
they now own every movie.
27:15
But like that's and that's when we were
27:17
talking about last time with this is because Disney
27:20
owns such a just an incredible
27:22
amount of market share that with
27:25
a lot of these decrees lifted. They have a very
27:28
they have a lot of weight they can throw around when
27:30
it comes to like how business is done
27:32
with movie theaters. Um, so it's
27:35
right now, you know, everyone's like it, don't worry,
27:37
It's going to be fine. Everyone's saying it will be okay.
27:39
Like some of the companies that were in the original consent
27:41
decrees, like r KL and like MGM,
27:43
like they don't even exist anymore. So it's really not
27:46
like the same. But you
27:48
know, like anything it all
27:50
it's doing is creating a lot of
27:52
possibilities that people like the Director's
27:54
Guild and Writer's Guild and a lot of independent
27:57
theater operators saying this, could you
27:59
know, wipe everything out? Is that why
28:01
that little Twitter post was
28:03
such a big thing, the one that the dude is beating
28:06
up on the Mulan poster. I was very
28:08
confused by that. By that, Oh, that was a different story
28:10
that I
28:12
didn't know that was because of Disney. Well,
28:15
that that was a that was a French film. I
28:17
think what they said was a French theater owner
28:19
when he found out that Mulan was just going to be put
28:21
out on streaming and he like owns a theater and
28:23
then this massive in lobby display
28:26
that he was just tearing down because he's just so pissed that
28:28
he's like, well, that's not money coming through my doors
28:30
now, Okay, Okay, I didn't know if he just
28:32
really hated Mulan and Ann.
28:36
They just announced that Mulan is going to come
28:38
out on Disney Plus the same weekend
28:41
that the first major theater releases
28:44
coming that Christopher
28:46
Nolan's tenant, so like he is,
28:48
I think all theater owners are piste
28:51
Disney Like. In order to kind of throw
28:54
them a bone, we're like, no, that's okay. We'll
28:56
charge people thirty dollars to
28:59
rent or to download this movie
29:02
and like just pass
29:04
the shift onto the people
29:07
make them because god
29:09
knows Americans have so much disposable
29:12
income at this point. But yeah, I
29:14
mean, on the other hand, though, Miles, it's gonna
29:17
be tight when you can have like a crossover
29:19
with like Marvel, X
29:22
Men, d C. Like just
29:24
it's everything's made by one mega studio
29:27
and then they can set the ticket prices
29:30
too, because you can set the ticket prices, but
29:32
it will be super tight because like Superman can chill
29:34
with Wolverine and yes, the ideological
29:37
content of the movie will be telling you
29:40
that this sort of thing is okay. It
29:42
will still be super tight in the effects
29:44
will be awesome. So he's gonna win. What studio
29:47
is gonna win out this whole done Disney
29:49
h Disneys, like Disney should already
29:52
they they
29:54
need to start taking a look at But yeah, that's the other
29:56
things to say is like, you know, the decrees also prevented
29:59
studios from setting minimum
30:01
prices on tickets too, So there's
30:04
a lot of ship that they're saying, like, well, you know, people just
30:06
aren't gonna do that anyway. Like it's just it's it will
30:08
help competition. That's what they always say,
30:10
that this these you know, regulations hinder
30:13
competition. Uh so I'm
30:16
I am that dubious at best
30:20
dubious. Um, thank you so
30:22
much, you're welcome. Uh yeah.
30:25
I do wonder like all the kind
30:27
of uh quote unquote
30:30
like geek culture, the mainstream
30:32
of geek culture, and like all the people
30:35
talking being excited about crossovers,
30:38
I do wonder if that was like seeded
30:40
by I wouldn't be surprised if when we look
30:42
back in history, it will have been
30:45
seated by like the same way that Russia
30:47
used trolls, Like, I'm sure Disney's
30:50
smart enough to have them have their
30:52
marketing campaign using trolls to like make
30:55
it seem like people are excited for that ship. So if
30:57
they're really just consolidate the higher
31:00
entertainment industry, I mean, the place to look
31:02
is just to look in the programming of the last twenty
31:05
years of children's programming and just be like, they're
31:07
like, it's weird. I saw in like I
31:10
didn't catch this in a Laddin. The whole thing about
31:12
like lifting the consent decrease, the paramount
31:15
consent decrease if you look in the background, it's
31:18
weird instead of saying, uh, Sex
31:20
and the Clouds of the Lion King lived
31:22
to the paramount of consent decrease. And
31:27
it may seem like we're unloading on Disney,
31:30
but that's just because they're probably going to own us
31:32
in a couple of days. So we're just getting all the ship
31:34
talk out of the way, right, Yeah,
31:38
where to go? So we can not talk about
31:40
them all right, let's talk about
31:43
So the d n C Democratic National
31:46
Convention is probably or
31:49
definitely not going to happen in any real
31:51
sense it's gonna be like an online thing.
31:54
It's gonna be a shitty work zoom call.
31:58
Have you guys seen the commercial for that that little animation
32:01
they have for the six ft Like CNN
32:03
has been putting it up about the DNC in the
32:05
r n C where it's like the elephant
32:08
in the donkey and then they measure six ft
32:10
away and it ends with him saying, this is
32:12
the most we've ever talked. Oh
32:15
wow, I saw this the other
32:17
day. I was like, what the fuck is this? What is happening?
32:21
So the messages like if only
32:23
we could get the Democrats and Republicans to talk
32:25
to each other and get on the same side, then we'd
32:28
be okay. So something it's
32:30
pretty much just advertising that it's coming, like
32:32
the DNC is coming and the RNC is
32:34
coming with they'ure not saying when or where. But it's just like
32:37
I don't know why they have it. I don't know if it's just a filler,
32:39
but I was very confused about what is happening.
32:41
Why did they someone do this? What is what's
32:43
going on? We accidentally aired a screensaver
32:46
and uh, it seemed like so
32:48
we just left it up. Yeah,
32:51
I don't know. So anyways, the Democratic
32:54
like, I think it's at least worth looking at
32:57
where the d n C's head
32:59
is at, the Democratic Party's
33:01
head is at, because apparently, uh,
33:04
they are preventing AOC
33:07
from speaking uh and putting
33:09
the Obama's and the Clinton's front
33:11
and center. UM, good,
33:14
good, great great. My analysis
33:16
of this, UH is you have
33:18
honestly got to be fucking kidding me with this
33:21
ship. That's what I wrote. That's
33:24
I so, the most charismatic
33:27
electrifying force on the party
33:29
since Barack. They want to push
33:31
her to the back in favor
33:33
of the person who lost the last election and
33:36
her sexual predator husband.
33:39
And that's that's
33:42
where we're at. They just because they're
33:44
a known quantity, and it's just like they should
33:47
have learned that a lesson from the John Lewis funeral and
33:49
the eulogy, Like everybody
33:51
just cringed so hard the minute I saw
33:53
him pop up. I had to turn the station. I was like, I can't
33:56
for them, except for the Democratic
33:58
Party. They weren't cringing. They were like, because
34:01
you said, you said, it's it's
34:03
the same thing. Like the theory Jack about
34:05
like when a celebrity gets like famous
34:08
like they lose their life skills from that point
34:10
on. Like it's the same thing with politicians
34:12
like the hey day, their heyday, Like
34:14
they're stuck in that moment where like Bill
34:17
Clinton is tight as fuck, He's
34:19
gonna come out that's sacks and black people will
34:21
be like and
34:23
they're like, this is fucking excellent, you know what I
34:25
mean, No one's thinking in where we are now,
34:28
and it's just really really fucking lame.
34:31
And it's even think like AOC the
34:34
end of last year I remember, which felt honestly
34:36
and we could all say that felt like fifteen years
34:38
ago when the when the primary,
34:41
the presidential primary, who's going to get the
34:43
nomination? I remember when the squad
34:45
people are like, oh man, whoever the squad endorses,
34:48
like that's gonna be big, And now we're
34:50
seeing them like sort of a backlash. I
34:52
think from that too, where it's like, dude, to keep
34:54
these people out the spotlight. Obama is
34:56
gonna even sit on his endorsements of these people
34:59
and at least the first wave, so it doesn't quite
35:01
say put the message out that the
35:03
d n C in Obama is not fucking with them right
35:05
now. But you know there's that possibility when
35:08
he does his second round of endorsements that they could
35:10
get it. It's just very I
35:12
think we see that the establishment
35:14
realizes that already now I think is at
35:17
this point millennials and younger make up
35:19
the majority of the human life in this country
35:22
that you know, they're they're
35:24
trying to, you know, delay the passing of
35:26
the torch as long as possible, because there's
35:28
many people who I think our generation
35:30
of people look at as being the kinds of politicians
35:33
we'd like to see an office versus the
35:35
step dads and step moms of our
35:37
childhoods that we see in office. Now. The
35:40
fact that they would let the Clintons
35:42
anywhere the fucking
35:45
spotlight is so unnerving
35:49
to me. Just like where
35:53
even if Biden wins, which
35:55
you know, I want him to win more
35:57
than I've ever wanted a presidential candidate
35:59
to and anything, and I'm just
36:01
not excited about him at all, but
36:04
I just you know, we can't, we
36:06
can't do another four years of this ship. But
36:09
if he wins, like what, it's
36:11
just gonna be so infuriating
36:14
the party in power the way the way the
36:16
Democrats. But maybe I
36:18
don't know, maybe maybe they can be reformed
36:21
while in power. Maybe they can primary
36:24
Biden after he wins. The smart move is
36:26
you you convince voters right now with your
36:28
VP candidate that guess what, man Biden
36:30
isn't the d n C man. He gets it. We get
36:33
it, like we're gonna have to do Medicare for all,
36:35
We're gonna have to actually like have
36:37
more robust self social safety nets,
36:39
and then they'll we'll get in there and
36:42
then it's gonna be let's just maintain
36:44
the status quo and we'll just do incremental
36:47
incremental legislation when
36:50
really, you know, I think everyone is
36:52
just so hungry for solutions because
36:54
we're like everyone is exhausted
36:57
unless you're someone who is living in the you know,
36:59
blessed. I've for senten up where
37:01
you just don't you know, there's a there's
37:03
a there's like a world you live in now where
37:06
not many of the world's ills affect you, but
37:09
it affects pretty much everybody else. And I
37:11
think that's like someone just willing to look at
37:13
this sober and say like, yeah, this is bad. Actually,
37:15
we don't need to say like America is so great Number one.
37:17
You can say, yeah, a lot of this stuff is fucked
37:19
up, but you know what, everybody, let's forgot how to change
37:21
it, rather than like trying to protect the ego, the collective
37:24
ego of the nation and like acting like things
37:26
aren't so bad and we are just leaving people behind
37:28
by the by the hundreds of thousands, millions.
37:31
Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't bring on Bush just
37:34
the way they are like just pulling him up
37:36
as if he was the ultimate Absolutely
37:41
what is happening? I think case it's
37:43
just going to be like one of their main speakers. So it's
37:45
all about getting that that sloppy,
37:47
soft middle, you know, like
37:55
look at this, we're like the rock when
37:57
you became the corporate elbow, when you joined the corporation.
38:00
I don't know if you remember that. Anyway, it was
38:02
like when you saw the guy joined up with the bad guys
38:04
and people like, WHOA, what's this mean? Like in the same
38:06
way, they could be like Bush has come to this
38:08
side, y'all, and they're like, but
38:11
it's all meaningless because at the end of the day, we still
38:13
have people dying of COVID nineteen.
38:15
We have no national plan, we have no way to actually
38:18
help small business owners because now
38:20
people are trying to figure out every
38:22
way to advocate for themselves, when really we just
38:24
need to be looking at where where all the money is
38:26
going, and say, can you stop sucking the money
38:29
for one second? Can you stopped for one
38:31
second so we can get on our feet for a moment,
38:33
and then let's figure out what we're gonna do. But there's
38:36
you can't keep ringing out the dollars
38:38
from people when we're all dried up.
38:41
Uh. And that's what's so interesting, Like there's not people
38:43
aren't even understand like the logic of that. It's like there's
38:45
nothing to extract right now from people, but
38:48
they still want to. And people
38:51
can say what they want about Bush politically.
38:53
But he is my favorite visual artist.
38:55
And he does have a new Uh. This
39:00
one actually pays tribute to immigrants, so
39:03
it does. I did see, Yes, yes,
39:05
he did a whole book on immigration. He
39:08
was one and he just painted a bunch of
39:10
portraits out of many Juan, that
39:13
was actually my first I
39:15
didn't like that. You
39:18
know, the creator of ice decided you wanted
39:20
to do a book of inigration, and you're like, what the funk
39:22
are you doing? Sit back down, dude. But then I got a desist
39:25
from Paul Rodriguez. There's a movie called A Million to Juan.
39:29
Did you see that movie? No, no,
39:31
Paul Rodriguez, not the
39:34
skateboarder his dad. Yeah,
39:36
okay, yeah, yea, were ya weren't up on
39:38
a dumb comedy from the nineties.
39:40
I just need this
39:44
one. Oh yeah, maybe it was like just big
39:46
for Angelino's mhm,
39:49
Georgia. You know, we don't do anything that has
39:51
any spans, Just
39:54
so you know, the modern ston on Mark Twain
39:56
story, the million pound bank note. I
40:00
don't. I'm gonna have to go google that, Like alright, any
40:03
moving on, just silence, Dan,
40:06
can you put some crickets in there? But
40:10
real quick, let's hit these two stories that we've had on
40:12
the dock for a couple of days. Experts
40:15
are saying that the White House probably
40:18
uh shouldn't be rushing the
40:20
vaccine the way that they are. Um, they're
40:22
just making it seem like, let's
40:24
get this thing out there, the operation warp
40:26
speed, which is always good
40:29
when a scientific process,
40:31
a research process is being
40:34
done at warp speed. Granted,
40:36
I want I want to vaccine as fast as anybody
40:38
else, but what what are the issues that they're
40:41
calling out, well, the whole
40:43
thing is Trump is like I need
40:45
this vaccine yesterday. Uh
40:48
and because the only thing now
40:50
it's like, okay, well, if I can do enough voter suppression,
40:53
fuck are eating these other things, plus
40:56
ra RA announce a vaccine that
40:58
might be enough just to get people to
41:00
forget that. Probably around two thousand
41:03
people will have been dead by that point, if not more
41:05
um of COVID nineteen. So right
41:08
now, like there's everyone's looking at it. There's
41:10
like two vaccines that are that have trials
41:13
right now, and it's not going to inoculate
41:15
like a full actual cohort
41:18
of like the actual test subjects until September.
41:21
So they're saying like okay, and then as we're
41:23
doing that, we still have to gather all kinds of like data
41:25
on efficiency, like probably like if we're
41:28
gonna do it normally, we'd probably be
41:30
doing that around December at the earliest.
41:32
And then so once we so that's the thing, the data
41:35
has been gathered at that point, and then
41:37
they would have to do some research after that.
41:40
So to the idea of something happening
41:42
in November is just like that's just on a
41:44
fully accelerated timeline. Or like that's
41:46
completely reckless. They also just
41:48
say they don't want to undermine
41:50
people's faith in science. Either. You go
41:53
out there and telling people like we're gonna have that ship done
41:55
in November blah blah blah, and it comes out and it's
41:57
flawed or it's not ready or whatever, then
42:00
people there's another talking point that will come
42:02
out where people like, well, you see what happen? Doesn't
42:04
he work? Like what are you scientists talking? So
42:07
they're also afraid that like please don't put
42:09
all your hopes and dreams into this either, like don't
42:12
don't talk about all this ship out loud, like we're just doing
42:14
the thing that we're researching. Don't start saying,
42:17
oh, come in this fall to Fox
42:20
of the vaccine, because there's still things
42:22
going on. And what makes it
42:24
really disheartening is that like Healthy Human
42:26
Services is behind the entire rollout and
42:29
they are talking about this like it's it's like the new
42:31
McDonald's monopoly game. Like the way
42:33
they're going to talk about it, they're like, think about
42:36
this is a quote from someone the Healthy Human Services. Think
42:38
about it as a four to six week period of time,
42:40
very intense, multi channeled, highly targeted
42:43
based on what we've learned about the vaccine.
42:45
So you may not hear a lot about promising vaccines
42:48
over the airwaves in August and September,
42:50
but you'll be overwhelmed by it come
42:52
November. Like, what, we're
42:55
not launching a new marketing Yeah,
42:57
it's marketing campaign. And
42:59
they are saying that despite the fact that we have no
43:02
idea what the state of the vaccine
43:04
is going to be at that point. They're just like, we're gonna
43:07
put something in your arm. Yeah, you know,
43:09
we'll figure that ship out. Because
43:13
the other thing is too like once you get it vaccine
43:16
and you're out there, depending on how you
43:18
would potentially interact with it, like it depends
43:20
on what the level of the infection rate is in like
43:22
the area you're in. So there are a lot
43:25
of ways to sort of look at the data. It's not just like okay,
43:27
and then September, all these people are all good, it's fine.
43:29
You don't know where they've been, you don't know like if they've
43:31
actually come into contact whatever. So all
43:34
this to say is that this is like
43:36
a massively delicate operation
43:39
because we're dealing with something that we really
43:42
want to be effective. This can't be like,
43:44
you know, when PlayStation two comes out in the first
43:46
week and people look, the City Drive doesn't
43:48
work, and then people get all mad, like
43:51
don't play around with people, because this this
43:54
is gonna there's all this is a lot more important
43:56
than I think that even the White House understands,
43:58
Like, yes, it could be a great motive vader, but it
44:00
could really really really funk
44:03
with people's perception of like what you know,
44:05
the research is able to promise because most
44:08
people are really ignorant around these processes
44:10
and they just think it's like making a fucking
44:12
you know, like anything you'd make in a factory, like was
44:14
it designed in CAD? All right, then just start rulling
44:17
it out, like to start shooting them out on the factory.
44:19
But isn't that what the White House is kind of all about.
44:21
Donald Trump wants to be the one and the first
44:24
one to say it no matter what, because
44:26
he has to have that credit just in case it's right.
44:29
It's almost like he's just throwing all of it out there so
44:31
out of the two percent of chance that it's
44:33
right, he can say I told you I'm
44:36
the best. That's the whole gamble. Yeah,
44:38
and he's gonna do it, and I will be so interested
44:41
to see what the science community has to say
44:43
around that time, he's going like, Yep, this is
44:45
it, We've got it, folks, get ready for
44:47
November. Everything's gonna be fine, but you
44:50
just gotta reelect me and then you get the vaccine
44:52
right, and
44:55
then yeah, he
44:57
holds the country hostage. I mean already the
44:59
rates that some people have been talking about with
45:01
some of the treatments have been astro
45:04
fuckingomical. Part
45:06
is how much is it going to cost? And who's going
45:08
to be able to be able to get access to
45:10
that? As well as who are you testing it on to
45:13
show the risks, like what's happening? I
45:16
mean, everybody's gonna they're gonna have to
45:18
make it for free like that, or not make
45:20
it for free, but give it out for free, Like what do
45:23
you think they will? Though? Yeah, I think
45:26
that's like just just
45:28
the unpopularity of trying to charge
45:30
people money for the vaccine
45:33
to like a global pandemic that
45:35
has destroyed the economy would be a
45:37
step too far. And I have never
45:40
been negatively surprised by this country
45:42
so or the pharmaceutical industry. Yeah,
45:46
but if there's anything we know about farming. They
45:48
get it at a certain point because
45:50
when you look at the like the testing even like who
45:52
gets access to what types of tests, it's still
45:55
limited, and you're kind of like, why isn't this
45:57
successible? It's the testing, like we're
46:00
not able to not everyone is excess
46:03
when we know the people who are with Trump, they're getting
46:05
the good stuff, the good testing to tell you whether
46:09
because Mike Dawine he tested positive
46:11
and then they're like, oh fuck it, man, get another
46:13
test. Man, he's going to meet the president. And then he tested
46:16
negative, and then people like you see, but then
46:18
it's like, go, hold on, you have to realize that some of these
46:20
a lot of these tests have more false
46:22
negatives than they do like the
46:24
false positives, so like if anything
46:27
extremely extremely rare, it's like if
46:29
anything, you just got a false negative because
46:31
you just hurried up another test. Yeah,
46:36
a lot of the experts have been saying,
46:38
like, yo, the tests are whack as funk
46:40
out here, Like we got thet the fucking
46:42
like C grade doesn't have like the ross dress
46:44
for less B grade tests. We've
46:46
got like the fucking I don't even know
46:49
like there then there, Yeah, there's like
46:51
everything in this country there's levels to this ship and
46:53
even the tests that people are getting. Yeah.
46:56
Uh. And then the d A is investigating Trump
46:58
and his company over fraud in New
47:01
York. That's, you know, a story from
47:03
earlier this week. But I when
47:05
I first saw it, my eyes kinda passed
47:08
over it. I thought I already knew that he was being
47:10
investigated for fraud. But um,
47:13
basically the revelation came
47:15
that, you know, after this a month after the
47:17
Supreme Court paved the way for the
47:20
d A to subpoena his
47:22
tax filings, we have new
47:25
filings that suggests that we used
47:27
to think it was just going to be about hush money payments
47:30
Michael Cohen made on the Stormy Daniels
47:33
thing, but it's much broader in scope
47:35
and involves massive, repeated
47:37
for alleged bank and insurance
47:40
fraud, which is so just
47:43
It's got it all man. It's uh in
47:45
Deutsche Bank too. The latest thing was, like Dave was
47:48
reported that they handed all his records
47:50
over, So yeah, probably looking
47:52
at the whole thing now. That's why they're my favorite
47:55
favorite company in America, Deutscha. But
47:57
then happen is you put another
48:00
or corporal corporate defender in the White
48:02
House and what does it mean anyway? You
48:04
just got that one out. I'm gonna wait for her
48:06
ten years from now to see the movie to see what happened,
48:09
right, just say, yeah, plug your
48:11
ears now, You're like, now this movie will be so good. I'm
48:13
not spoiling. Is no spoilers, No
48:15
spoilers. Let's take a quick break.
48:18
We'll be right back to talk about Jurassic
48:20
Park. And
48:31
we're back, And what do you guys
48:33
want to talk about first? You want to talk Malibu Rescue.
48:37
Yeah, let's talk Malibu Rescue the
48:43
White House to watch Teenagers of the
48:46
Beach. Um.
48:48
Malibu Rescue is straight
48:51
up kids show. Uh. At
48:54
the time, I was like, what the fund This movie is only hour
48:56
and ten minutes. I'm like, this is a movie.
48:58
This is not uh. And then as I look,
49:00
I'm like, okay, so it's already a series about
49:03
these kids who are just like I'm guessing
49:05
I haven't seen this series, but based on the movie that
49:08
they are some kind of rescue team, um,
49:11
and like they're all like little teenagers. But
49:14
the interesting thing about the movie is like it the
49:16
second I watched it, I was like, damn, this is like a fucking
49:19
cartoon just with human beings. Like
49:21
everything from the opening felt like some
49:23
pop patrol ship. Like the first scene is like a
49:25
rescue and it's like yo,
49:27
suret you go over there on your jet ski you you
49:30
too, and like they're like flying in like a formation
49:32
to like get this paddle board who is about to get eaten by
49:34
mako sharks and ship, and like they go and
49:36
they do their thing, like they swirl around to scare
49:39
the sharks. Way the rescue book comes in, pulls the guy
49:41
in. They're like great, and it felt like I was
49:43
like, Okay, this is very easy to wrap your head around
49:45
if you're a kid transitioning from like cartoons
49:48
to like I r L people content. The
49:50
kids a master of disguise and they trick
49:52
the shark into thinking there and and
49:55
like uh
49:57
no. But the movie is very
50:00
melaic and easy to follow,
50:02
and it's essentially about like these kids. They're like
50:05
the bad news bears of like youth.
50:07
Yeah, like lifeguards, and then
50:10
they find themselves having to replace Team USA,
50:13
like in the World Beach Master competition.
50:16
I do have to pass this since I'm in Georgia and
50:18
I don't know much about California. I love California,
50:20
but the Valley. I
50:22
mean in the eighties, I remember the Valley is
50:24
really bad because basically these kids are
50:27
from the valley and they're like, no one
50:29
from the Valley will be on our team. So I'm
50:31
really confused why people hate the valley trash.
50:36
The people from the valley are garbage
50:38
humans. Uh, the
50:42
Valley. I'm not joking that actually
50:44
hurt um
50:51
Uh, just hold on, give
50:54
me a minute. Uh. So it's
50:56
it's just it's classes, you know what I mean. I think
50:58
because the the moneyed
51:00
people of the city tend to live on the west
51:02
side, on the other side of the hill, as we
51:05
say colloquially here, um, but in
51:07
the beach areas and the valley is like, yeah,
51:09
you're working class people. Uh, and
51:12
just we're gross. That's why I
51:14
funk with New Jersey because like people
51:16
in New York and be like, oh, the fucking people from
51:18
Jersey the bridge and tunnel full. I'm like, yes,
51:21
but guess what we are the real people of this city
51:23
at least l a I say that. Um, So you
51:25
know, that's that's really the hate. It's
51:28
like, oh, you're poor and gross and we're rich. And
51:30
we're from here, so that's all it is, okay,
51:32
because I was just like, why, I feel like after forty
51:36
years they would have gone past the valley,
51:39
but valley had gotten um
51:41
gentrified, and now the cool place to live. I
51:43
mean it is gentrified, which is funny because
51:45
in the eighties, like everybody who wasn't
51:47
a star of a show lived in the valley. So
51:49
like everybody who was like a camera operator, a writer,
51:53
like if you didn't have that, if you were making big books,
51:55
those like the people who are living in the valley at first, because
51:58
the studios are in the valley as well, or
52:00
a lot of them. Um, so you know
52:02
it's but I mean Paul Thomas Anderson
52:05
grew up there and like a lot of his was
52:08
very like defined by the valley.
52:10
The valley is like I feel like the New
52:12
Jersey thing. I was actually thinking about that the other
52:14
day when we were talking about New
52:16
Jersey culture in general, and how like
52:19
it has a very specific like uh
52:22
geographical, like gravitational
52:24
pool and like sense of place
52:27
in all the work that comes from New Jersey,
52:29
whether it's sopranos or Bruce
52:31
Springsteen. And like, meanwhile, the people
52:33
in New York like look down on it and it's
52:36
like, well, there's actually like there's
52:38
a lot of great art that comes out
52:40
of there, and what do you guys have, Woody Allen. But
52:44
you know the same thing with the valley,
52:46
like there's so much like beautiful art and just
52:48
like Rammy Malick, Katherine
52:51
McPhee, Rachel Bilson,
52:58
Paul Thomas Anderson, Flying Lotus, Okay,
53:01
the valley is out here, but yeah, but
53:03
that's all it is. And I think it's just it's just it's like any
53:06
show where you just set up like the Townies
53:08
and whatever dynamic of any geographic
53:11
region, just like when we're just with the Outer Banks,
53:13
we saw you know what I mean, dude.
53:16
Um, So yeah, and then the movie
53:18
goes on to be you know, the
53:20
whole thing is just very much like an eighties film
53:22
where it's like, if we don't win the competition
53:25
enough, kids won't be interested in junior
53:27
rescue and there will be no junior rescue. So
53:29
we got to basically quote, you know, like this is their
53:31
their rec center that they have to save in
53:34
this film. But
53:37
all this to say is when I was looking at him like who
53:39
is behind this? Because it felt very like, this is interesting.
53:43
This guy Savage Steve Holland, the guy who who
53:45
wrote and directed Better Off Dead and
53:47
One Crazy Summer. He created this show
53:49
and directed this this whole thing. So this
53:52
is the man who was making eighties team content
53:55
is like and may like eat the Cat and
53:57
all kinds of other things in the nineties comb
53:59
and eight Like this is where he is. Now, why
54:02
did you call him savage Steve? Is
54:05
that what you have him in as a contacting
54:07
your phone or is that that's what he goes
54:09
by? I was watching the end and
54:11
it says directed by Savage Steve
54:13
Holland. He's an art Like so he went to
54:15
cal Arts I think around the same, see,
54:18
like he started off as an artist doing cartoons
54:21
and then like that turned into like writing like savage
54:24
is like his nickname, but I guess that's what he's
54:26
just like I don't know's I'm
54:28
not saying. It's a cool thing. Yeah savage,
54:31
yeah yeah. And you should have seen him do the Savage
54:33
challenge on TikTok. It was trash, but
54:35
but it was interesting to think, like, because who is that
54:38
one guy from Revenge of the Nerds that's
54:40
also Better Off Dead and one crazy Summer
54:42
to do with the curly hair, who's kind of like yeah,
54:46
yeah, yeah, he's he's in Beach
54:48
Rescue, like he has a little cameo, and I'm
54:51
like, damn, you're the fucking homie, Like you're
54:53
even giving him work still, like you
54:55
haven't forgot you, Like I had your back one crazy
54:57
summer. I had your back better off dead. I'm
55:00
even need some work now, do you? Is
55:02
there like an aesthetic Curtis Armstrong, that's
55:04
his name, Curtis Armstrong. Does Malibu
55:06
Rescue have like an aesthetic that like feels
55:09
like kids will one day feel nostalgic
55:11
for this? I don't
55:13
know what do you think? Sam? I'm
55:15
not gonna lie. So I just watched clips
55:18
because I was really confused about whether or not we were
55:20
doing movie or the series, and I'm like, I'm
55:22
not watching this series. They can't make it that.
55:26
I went it down as I was watching the clips,
55:28
I'm sitting here going, yeah, it's very much like Netflix
55:31
is trying to do their own version of Disney's movies,
55:33
the children's movies, and trying to get those in it, saying
55:35
like The Kissing Booth, which I've not watched on
55:38
all of that too, So I don't
55:40
know, because I feel like there's so much content
55:42
it's hard to classify. I was going to be classic
55:44
and cult cultures later on.
55:47
I just have to ask, though, is Brody the
55:49
nuke Chad for all these movies? Because I've
55:51
seen that name come up for all the bros
55:54
of the antagonists. I
55:57
think it's all people who just saw
55:59
Brody j here on the Hills and we're like, Yeah, that's
56:01
the new name for some rich asshole guy. Seems
56:03
cool. No,
56:05
he's the douche Yeah, and
56:12
you know, one of the main characters poisons
56:14
the whole team with Rotten cole slaw spoiler
56:17
alert, What
56:19
is your personal name for douchebag white
56:22
guy? Don't say Jack,
56:24
Miles. Don't say Jack, even
56:26
if that's the truth. After
56:29
head Alley comment, how about this John or
56:38
Tyler brand Brandt
56:41
Brant, Wow, that's specific.
56:44
I don't know, he man, Maybe
56:46
I should not say that. Maybe the person who
56:50
gave me that preference is going to mine
56:53
would always have to go with either Chad or Kyle.
56:57
Okay, Kyle, Okay, Kyle, the
57:01
Kyles. I knew like you could punk them, so
57:03
they weren't like really they weren't like somebody who
57:05
gave you problems. Maybe Phil,
57:09
I don't know, Yeah, Phil, I
57:13
was just so like off the Yeah, I don't know.
57:15
I'm trying to think. I don't know. I
57:17
don't know. I never paid Tyler Tyler all
57:19
those names of dudes who play lacrosse.
57:22
Basically, Brody is appropriate.
57:24
I think, yeah, Brody is pretty good. Um,
57:27
all this to say is, uh, if you want to check
57:29
out what the guy who created created, Eat
57:31
the Cat and Better Off Dead is
57:33
doing now, like thirty years later, check
57:36
this out. Oh
57:39
yeah. The one thing I
57:41
did like was at the end, they do that thing where they show you
57:43
bloopers. Always like that at the end
57:45
of the movie. Love a blooper
57:47
real at the end of the movie. Although I don't like it
57:50
in Pixar movies. I think that's annoying. That
57:52
doesn't make sense, that's stupid. You put in the labor
57:54
for that. Well, I didn't
57:56
see the like, this is
57:58
y'all scripted? This come on
58:01
toy story spotanity.
58:03
It's not doesn't work like that. It's the fucking magic
58:05
is a spontaneity. Toy story figured out. Toy
58:07
Story four has great uh post credit
58:09
sequences, but Jack, We're dying to hear
58:12
about this, this indie flick, right,
58:14
So you might have been hearing some rumblings
58:17
about the new movie called Jurassic
58:19
Park. Uh it's
58:22
about dinosaurs, folks. Uh. So the
58:24
reason I wanted to talk about this, it's been the
58:27
top movie of the box office overall
58:29
during the pandemic. It's like people are
58:31
going to see it at drive ins and just wherever
58:34
you can watch movies on big screens when
58:37
no new movies are coming out. Netflix
58:39
just released it on August one on
58:41
Netflix. The whole trilogy and
58:44
the original has been in
58:47
the top ten ever since. I think it was like one
58:49
of the top movies already
58:51
of the past week based
58:54
on like a few days, but it was
58:56
number four a couple of days ago.
58:59
And yeah, so I
59:01
wanted to go back. So I'm a Jaws
59:03
guy. I love Jaws. That that
59:06
is to me, what Jurassic
59:08
Park is to kids who were, you
59:11
know, growing up now and like Jurassic
59:13
Park is their favorite movie. So there's
59:15
like a little bit of like competition in there
59:17
that I had to like just put aside,
59:20
put aside because like it's it's
59:22
not useful. Nobody wants to hear. It's
59:24
the same my old ass man take
59:27
about how like Jaws is better
59:29
because the shows less and
59:32
the antagonist more consistent.
59:36
Here's the thing Durrassic Park doesn't. I
59:39
love Jurassic Park. Don't talk about in
59:41
the context of Jaws, though, Jack, Just keep
59:43
it, just stay focused here. So this is
59:45
the thing that I noticed, regardless not thinking about
59:47
Jaws. So
59:50
the antagonist is
59:52
not the dinosaurs. The antagonist
59:55
is chaos. And so there's
59:57
all these like different things
1:00:00
that happen where it's just it's
1:00:03
very loose, like the way that like at
1:00:05
one point it's a car that's fallen out of a
1:00:08
tree. At another point, it's like they're racing
1:00:10
to get over this electrified fence, just
1:00:13
like stuff that doesn't happen
1:00:15
in let's say, another monster movie
1:00:17
made by Steven Spielberg. But so
1:00:21
like they literally like stick to that, and
1:00:23
that was just something that I had forgotten that they like
1:00:25
really are like, yeah, no, chaos
1:00:27
theory is actually the antagonist, um
1:00:30
and it works. I Mean, the the
1:00:33
thing about Jurassic Park is like
1:00:35
the script is not as good as
1:00:38
you know some of the other like classic
1:00:41
monster movies, but the effects
1:00:43
are so fucking good,
1:00:46
like still still they still
1:00:48
Oh my god. There's like the when
1:00:51
the t rex like is looking in the
1:00:53
window and they shine a light in its side and it's pupil
1:00:56
dilates. Like that is they
1:01:00
threaded that needle of using practical
1:01:02
effects and computers only when
1:01:04
they needed it. So like that foot that comes down,
1:01:06
that's real, that I is real, But then the other
1:01:08
stuff that's really like when it makes
1:01:11
you realize how far like how lazy or
1:01:13
not, I don't know whatever the reason is why everyone just so
1:01:15
by the time the Lost World came around,
1:01:17
they were using like more c
1:01:20
g I and that movie sucks and
1:01:22
like the effects aren't
1:01:24
great on that because it's
1:01:27
they just like leaned too heavily on the computerized
1:01:29
stuff, whereas this movie is like mostly
1:01:32
practical. It's like half and half. Basically
1:01:35
I thought at the time, I was like, man,
1:01:38
C G I stuff is like the future because this stuff
1:01:40
looks amazing, because that was like what everybody
1:01:42
was writing about. But like now looking at it,
1:01:44
you can tell that like all the
1:01:47
Raptor stuff, the up close Raptor stuff
1:01:49
is practical effects all the
1:01:53
yeah, all the all the close up t
1:01:55
Rex stuff is practical effects ian.
1:01:58
Malcolm J. Gould Bloom is
1:02:01
just making love to
1:02:03
your eyes the entire time
1:02:06
he is on camera.
1:02:08
That's another thing. That time
1:02:11
just NonStop. He puts it on
1:02:14
so thick. I it's
1:02:16
no surprise that they tried to make him the protagonist.
1:02:18
Do you think like they were like like nerd guys
1:02:21
who are like, yo, that's gonna be my swag when
1:02:23
I hear women like pickup
1:02:25
artists like body language, the pickup
1:02:27
artist body language like that like literary
1:02:30
type of but
1:02:33
I'm just curious like people who are like of age,
1:02:35
Like you know, if you were like twenty two and ninety
1:02:37
three and you're like, oh my god, I'm
1:02:40
I'm adopting. I'm the Malcolm
1:02:42
swack like black linen, button up
1:02:45
open, you know what I mean, and would be like give
1:02:47
me your hand really quick. I'm just gonna put it if I put
1:02:49
a data of wine here at
1:02:51
a bar, like bro, you getting on my clothes and
1:02:54
I'm sorry. This is the pickup
1:02:56
artist type of tactics. I
1:02:58
mean right, yeah, like a little it's tactile
1:03:00
to it like involves touching. He
1:03:03
was the original mystery the pickup
1:03:06
artist. He was. He was the beginning in
1:03:08
the book, his character dies
1:03:11
spoiler alert, but apparently
1:03:13
they to
1:03:16
dress you
1:03:19
got me there too? Do
1:03:22
you did you not take English
1:03:24
literature in high school? Did
1:03:27
you not have a It's
1:03:31
interesting, yeah, Christian,
1:03:34
it's interesting because so he ended up
1:03:36
like being a climate
1:03:39
change denialist. Uh, just
1:03:42
a terrible guy. I actually read a short story
1:03:44
by him one time. They did this thing of
1:03:46
like short stories that were supposed
1:03:48
to be literary from like
1:03:50
people who are like Sue Grafton and Michael
1:03:53
Creighton, and his was like so dark
1:03:55
and misogynistic and just like a
1:03:57
guy murdering his twice
1:04:00
and like it was like, oh man,
1:04:03
you are a bad person. Uh,
1:04:05
but that was back when I read everything that
1:04:08
Michael Crichton wrote. Anyways, there Ian
1:04:10
Malcolm like ends up having all these like
1:04:13
anti science arguments in this movie
1:04:15
that I hadn't remembered, where he's like, you can't
1:04:17
just invent stuff just for
1:04:19
the sake of invention, and like
1:04:22
you kind of end up being in
1:04:24
that argument on the side of John
1:04:27
Hammond, the park owner, because
1:04:30
like, I don't know, it should be like
1:04:32
all the stuff that goes wrong shouldn't
1:04:35
go wrong. Like they just like twenty
1:04:38
things like a perfect storm comes together
1:04:40
to funk this up the very first time they go
1:04:43
out. Um, I remember being like a cautionary
1:04:45
tale, like don't mess with things. That's
1:04:47
I don't mess with nature.
1:04:51
I mean, I know, I mean I might be the only
1:04:54
person that has seen Jack's back tattoo, but
1:04:56
it does say your scientists were
1:04:58
so preoccupied with whether or not they could
1:05:01
they didn't stop to think if they
1:05:03
should, which I think
1:05:05
that great, Yeah,
1:05:07
yeah, thank you so much.
1:05:09
But I think like that was like the one part I feel
1:05:11
like that only resonated like from all
1:05:14
this stuff that his criticism. It's
1:05:16
a great line. Uh yeah,
1:05:19
but now the more in the sense like yeah, but fuck it, bro like
1:05:21
if you can pull it out with the argument,
1:05:23
So like what the thing that happens is
1:05:25
they start they immediately start arguing
1:05:28
on the scientific merit of what they're doing
1:05:30
as opposed to the thing they should be criticizing
1:05:32
is without consulting the
1:05:35
broader scientific community, you
1:05:37
did all of these all this cloning
1:05:40
and then put them out there in a fucking
1:05:42
amusement park, Like that's what you did with
1:05:44
it. That's also I
1:05:46
think they have to have time travel because
1:05:49
the dinosaurs like a t rex to
1:05:51
be that old would have to be twenty years old. So
1:05:54
they've been either cloning
1:05:56
these things for years and years and years and
1:05:58
we're like years a decades
1:06:00
ahead of the rest of the world in terms of science, or
1:06:04
just to build an amusement park or that's
1:06:06
just a plot hole. Um, are
1:06:08
you questioning bet Wong in this movie
1:06:10
because he was one of those how dare you full
1:06:14
sexual mature? Yeah,
1:06:18
So anyways, Malcolm ends up making like these anti
1:06:20
science arguments, which is kind of weird.
1:06:24
They struck me as weird, like in our present
1:06:26
day when we're having
1:06:29
that argument with the
1:06:31
president and his followers about
1:06:33
the pandemic that might just
1:06:35
be specific to this very moment though.
1:06:38
And yeah, there's also
1:06:40
just this thing like where the font of
1:06:43
the movie is seems
1:06:46
like it should be like on a happy meal ed
1:06:48
um, But because
1:06:50
I think it's because it's so influential
1:06:53
that like it was just so everywhere
1:06:55
when I was twelve in the movie came
1:06:58
out that like I just
1:07:00
associated with that. But like at
1:07:02
the beginning of the movie, I was like, why why
1:07:05
do I think this is so like I
1:07:08
don't know, dissonant that like this this
1:07:10
font is going with this like very
1:07:12
serious music rum which
1:07:15
that music did you guys, I don't know.
1:07:17
I wasn't banned anybody else in band when
1:07:19
this came around. This movie.
1:07:22
Yeah, we did whatever.
1:07:27
We played this all. We did it
1:07:29
all. One of the things I had underrated in
1:07:31
the in my memory is just the earlier
1:07:34
scenes of them, like seeing
1:07:36
the dinosaurs for the first time, and the performances
1:07:39
of everybody just being like, whoa,
1:07:41
this is fucking amazing, Like I'm looking
1:07:44
at a dinosaur like that's That's
1:07:46
really a big part of the movie, is like the
1:07:49
performances of people just being so fucking
1:07:52
blown away by the fact that dinosaurs are there.
1:07:54
Whereas you know, I feel like in the more
1:07:57
recent dress of Park movies, they're just kind of like,
1:08:00
yeah, there's a dinosaur because that's
1:08:02
the movie. Oh you're new to Earth,
1:08:05
bro. Yeah. But I hadn't. I hadn't
1:08:07
seen the teaser for the new Jurassic
1:08:09
Park movie, the third of the Jurassic
1:08:12
World films. Yeah,
1:08:15
and well, first of all, so the second,
1:08:18
which I thought was like kind of uh,
1:08:21
didn't do well, was actually a
1:08:23
monster hit. Like overall, it was
1:08:26
just like people were kind of tired of writing about
1:08:28
it, but um, it was a
1:08:30
monster hit. And so this new one is
1:08:33
the dinosaurs are loose in the world and
1:08:35
it's just it's basically the San
1:08:37
Diego scene from Lost World, but just
1:08:40
everywhere in the world everyone's
1:08:43
in the pool together. Um. And
1:08:46
the trailer looks dope. So I am
1:08:49
holding out hope that they're going to make
1:08:51
a second good Jurassic Park movie because
1:08:54
this movie is fucking lit. Um.
1:08:57
Oh. Just a quick thing that that font
1:08:59
is called neuland yeah,
1:09:02
and it's like used on like American spirits.
1:09:05
Uh uses that same sort of font and
1:09:07
like a bunch of stuff. It's it became a very influential
1:09:10
font after or it's been around.
1:09:12
But this guy, like this German typesetter
1:09:14
made it, I guess in like the thirties. Hell yeah,
1:09:17
dog, anyways, five stars, great
1:09:19
movie. I guess I have to check it out. Man's
1:09:21
Yeah, you guys should. What would you write the
1:09:23
Jaws movie Jaws? Yeah,
1:09:32
I'd go five stars for Jaws as well.
1:09:35
I just like movies. But I mean, do you think
1:09:37
there's a difference though, because who who came who
1:09:39
created the Jaws story for that script
1:09:41
for that screenplay? Uh. Peter Benchley
1:09:44
and then a man who I met
1:09:47
when I was on a podcast. Oh yeah,
1:09:49
I want to go fact yourself because
1:09:52
I'm just thinking of like how there's like source like if
1:09:55
if there's a difference in the source material where
1:09:57
like Spielberg's trying to adapt to Michael crichton
1:09:59
novel, like that's it, you know, if that's a different
1:10:01
I'm just trying to see if maybe you could see the potential
1:10:04
for Jurassic Park being on the same level of Jaws
1:10:06
for you personally, it doesn't matter. I mean, no,
1:10:09
they did the very best. This is a
1:10:12
perfect idea for a movie and the
1:10:14
perfect execution of that idea,
1:10:17
Like they it couldn't have been done any better
1:10:19
because like you can't not show
1:10:22
the right Yeah, there you go,
1:10:25
but you can't not show the dinosaurs because
1:10:27
like the like it just doesn't
1:10:29
work as well if it's you know, and
1:10:32
then I don't know, they just nailed
1:10:35
it so fucking hard. And get guess
1:10:37
what do you think the budget of this movie? Wass
1:10:42
Jurassic Park in like
1:10:44
ninety three dollars? Yeah, you're
1:10:48
gonna get it. But shoot,
1:10:53
I know this something around there. Yeah, unbelievable.
1:10:55
That's like that's like believable. That's
1:10:57
like kind of that's like a two million dollars
1:11:00
film now, yeah, you know, at minimum for
1:11:02
marketing, and it wouldn't be as good now because people
1:11:05
were like, you can't do all
1:11:07
these things, you won't be able to pull it off. And so
1:11:09
he had to like think through every shot and
1:11:11
how the effect was going to be pulled
1:11:14
off, whereas now they would just like do it in
1:11:16
computers, which is what they do, right.
1:11:19
Yeah, yeah, And unless
1:11:21
you're director, like fucking our
1:11:24
boy Chris Nolan, man, he likes to do so much
1:11:26
shitting camera. Dog, that's like his secret, dude, that's
1:11:28
why he's the goat bro. I mean, now you're talking about
1:11:30
the greatest director of all time. B dude.
1:11:33
Oh yeah, okay, how about this, What if Chris Nolan did
1:11:35
Jaws and Jurassic Park? Dude, those would be the best films
1:11:37
ever. Those would be the best movies ever. Dode Jaws
1:11:40
Verse Jurassic Park. Yeah, and then
1:11:42
he like gets mcg to write the script.
1:11:44
That would be exactly dude. Oh yeah,
1:11:46
all right, Spider Muffins, grab
1:11:48
some more beer too, and
1:11:50
we're done, right, Spider
1:11:53
Muffins. Samantha
1:11:56
as always such a pleasure of having you on the
1:11:58
daily. Where can people
1:12:01
find you and follow you? Okay? You can
1:12:03
follow me on Twitter at McVeigh
1:12:05
Samantha at Twitter or on Stuff
1:12:07
I've Never Told You with Mom Stuff podcast at
1:12:09
Twitter or on Instagram McVeigh
1:12:12
sam or on Stuff
1:12:14
Mom Never Told You Instagram. Oh yeah,
1:12:16
And is there a tweet or some other work of social
1:12:19
media you've been enjoying. I'm
1:12:21
not gonna lie with the new n r A
1:12:23
stuff the March for our Lives,
1:12:26
with their sending prayers and thoughts, that's
1:12:28
been my delight. I'm not I've been enjoying
1:12:30
that. Miles where
1:12:33
can people find you? And with tweet
1:12:35
you've been enjoying? Uh,
1:12:38
let's see. You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at
1:12:40
Miles of Gray. Also on the other podcast
1:12:42
for twenty Day Fiance. If you watch nine
1:12:44
Day Fiance, come by check it out. We
1:12:46
just recap the show talk some ish. A
1:12:49
tweet that I like is this someone
1:12:51
did a screen grab Alison Agasty
1:12:54
at Alison Agosti just like a screen
1:12:56
grab of when Ellen was on Comedians Getting
1:12:58
Cars or Comedians Coffee Cars
1:13:01
was signing Ford and
1:13:03
and so they're there. They're
1:13:06
in a coffee shop and it's a discussion about
1:13:08
Porsche to Rossi and how she wants more horses,
1:13:11
and like it's just a screen grab. One is just Ellen with
1:13:13
her arms crossed, looking up and it just says, but she
1:13:15
wants a lot, she wants lots more horses,
1:13:17
which I don't. And then they cut to Jerry
1:13:20
and he's saying, right, but what has that got
1:13:22
to do with you? And then it goes
1:13:24
back to Ellen and she goes, well, you
1:13:26
know, it's a lot of horses, this
1:13:30
idea, it's just so funny. And then she just
1:13:32
said I knew Ellen was evil when she wouldn't let
1:13:34
Porsche have more horses. That's
1:13:37
real though, right, that's real. Yeah,
1:13:40
that was just you doing your debt on Signfeld.
1:13:43
Yeah that's what I just I can't
1:13:45
help it. But yeah, what he said was right, So what does that have to do
1:13:47
with you? And but the screen
1:13:49
grab is so great here, I'm just gonna share this really
1:13:51
quick just so you can see. It's I'm not the
1:13:54
host, but anyway, she's so for
1:13:56
lord, it's the perfect screen grab,
1:13:58
like with the subtitle, because she's just looking
1:14:00
down like, you know, a
1:14:03
lot of horses, man, you know, I
1:14:05
got a lot of horses. Man. Anybody who
1:14:08
watches that show and doesn't
1:14:10
like feel like they're
1:14:12
witnessing something evil happening,
1:14:15
like just vaguely, not like oh that that
1:14:17
person is like a killer or something,
1:14:20
but just like Jerry Seinfeld
1:14:22
and like his line of questioning is
1:14:25
so troubling to me, I've always
1:14:27
like, not troubling in any profound way.
1:14:29
Just like he just seems like such a asshole.
1:14:33
Um. You know what, though, The one thing I do appreciate
1:14:35
is at least he gets on to all his friends about not tipping,
1:14:38
like he made sure to let them know you're a dick if
1:14:40
you don't take it well as a celebrity. So I will appreciate
1:14:42
that one bit. And I also appreciate
1:14:45
that he'll make fun of their houses if it looks
1:14:47
like it costs anything less than fifteen million
1:14:49
dollars. Though
1:14:51
you're rich. I thought you were doing having
1:14:53
a good career about
1:15:00
it. When we right around in a segway, What
1:15:02
do you drive? Anissa and versa?
1:15:07
One Just one more Ellen based tweet
1:15:10
is from at matt Rana Yetta. It says
1:15:12
the A and l g B t q I A stands
1:15:15
for actually no, that's not the
1:15:17
truth. Ellen. Uh.
1:15:22
Some tweets I've been enjoying. Tera
1:15:25
Millette tweeted Ted Moseby
1:15:27
in the year told the story of how
1:15:29
he met his children's mother and he
1:15:32
never mentioned the coronavirus once
1:15:36
and then uh, hex
1:15:38
c underscore Clam tweeted,
1:15:41
what if the balls got hard to um?
1:15:44
And that's the sort of thing that I
1:15:46
find funny. Contact
1:15:49
your your doctor, contact
1:15:51
a urologist. Find me on
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1:16:04
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1:16:08
as well as a song we
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1:16:14
Oh Boy, Children of the nineties
1:16:16
or if you were buying records in the nineties
1:16:18
and early two thousands, you're gonna like this. It's
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a wonderful mash up of
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1:16:26
your mind. You know obviously wants to find it on there
1:16:28
too, but we're focusing on Eve and it's
1:16:30
also mixed with like the lounge in
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beat from l O Colu j okay.
1:16:40
So as that beat with Eve mashed
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and this is Eve. Let me blow your mind. It's that Matt
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