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Valley Slander Continues, AM(azon)C Theaters? 8.10.20

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Monday, 10th August 2020
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0:01

Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season

0:03

one forty six, Episode one of Jo Days

0:06

Like guys, the production of My

0:08

Heart Radio. This is a podcast

0:10

where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness

0:12

and say, officially, off

0:15

the top, fuck the Koch Brothers from

0:17

Fox News, Fun Rush, Limbaugh, Fun

0:20

Sexton, It's

0:24

Monday, August. My name

0:26

is Jack O'Brien, a k demon

0:28

seeming COVID source, Taylor Swift,

0:31

Folk Floor, Kanye running Portland's

0:33

Trumble, NBA is in a bubble,

0:36

John Lewis Herman, King Fauci's

0:38

pitch, Jis Lane, no election,

0:41

Trump Assets, Cameron's at without

0:43

a Mask, Trump's Test, Blue

0:45

Check Hack Unsolved. Mr Rees is

0:47

back, David Duke, no Olympic.

0:50

Snyder has a named a pick or

0:53

that is courtesy of not It

0:56

was not written for me. It was a J. Smith just

0:58

right now. He pointed

1:00

out that you could do a different

1:02

verse if we didn't start the fire for every

1:05

week of twenty and so we

1:07

did that for a couple of weeks. Back, very

1:09

well written. I'm thrilled to be joined

1:11

as always by my co host, Mr Miles

1:14

Greg. I think I'm gonna just

1:16

do the nine inch Nails one all over again.

1:19

Ready, Okay, I'll make you the music up. Okay,

1:23

no, yes, today, Miles great a k A.

1:25

Someone just attacked me in a tweet of that

1:27

just said Sashimi rolling

1:30

the hating, and it's

1:32

about it. I think it was some stupid Japanese

1:35

race of people just up like Sushion by school. So

1:37

yeah, Mr Sashimi, Sashimi rolling rolling

1:39

dirty. Thank you so much to that unnamed

1:42

person who I will figure out

1:44

at some point but just not quite yet.

1:47

You know what it was, Kelly stand Away at

1:49

Exploding Ruins, Thank you? I

1:51

stand away that a k h

1:54

uh. Well, we are thrilled to be joined in

1:56

our third peak by the talented,

2:00

the brilliant so amanthem Mick Very.

2:03

I'm not gonna lie. I had to step away

2:06

from the mic from the great song

2:08

I I kind of forgot it

2:12

was fire and then immediately

2:14

the Demon same. Why I

2:17

gotta start with the demon? Semen, It's

2:19

a good rhyme. Its right off the bat,

2:22

you know, let him know keeps going, it goes

2:24

TikTok band Ellen's mean hydroxya

2:26

Callaura Queen's

2:29

probably the best one, but I didn't

2:31

get to it. Oh man really

2:33

summed it up right there. I know mal

2:35

in ballots might be fake. Why is everything

2:38

a cake? Uh yeah? A

2:41

j Smith. So we didn't start the fire? Huh

2:44

yeah. I remember my singing,

2:46

bro. I just I just wasn't sure that

2:48

the title was different, like you know, because sometimes it'll

2:51

be like how I you know how I embraced

2:53

the flame like sometimes eighties songs is

2:55

it was not the chorus, it was the name of the song. I

2:58

remember. That was the thing I would say as a kid it to

3:00

my mom like our friend my friend, we would

3:02

say that to our mom's like when we get in trouble, like as

3:04

a way that you're starting a fire just for

3:07

like spilling ship. And they just didn't think it was

3:09

funny. They're like, no, seriously, the male Maleman is

3:11

hurt because you got for so much grease. I'm like, weeded

3:13

and start the fire. Yeah.

3:16

He was always every

3:19

time for me for songs like that. I only remember like

3:22

two words and then I just and make my

3:24

own shut up. It didn't help because both our

3:26

moms are Japanese and did not know the song, and they're

3:28

like, shut the funk up and clean this oil. You

3:31

started the fire. I

3:34

did start one time again, I

3:36

did one time at my house and until

3:40

until in my adulthood, and they're like, they

3:42

just admit it. And I was like, okay, I did. I didn't

3:44

mean to ship. You did admit

3:47

it recently just as an adult. Yeah,

3:49

but I think it was thirteen. I

3:51

was like, I didn't know. That is amazing.

3:54

Wait what was the time? How long? Okay?

3:57

How long did you care that? My early thirties

3:59

to actually, wow, that

4:02

is so dope. I think about ship like that. Wow.

4:05

Wait, so what was the what were the what was the circumstances?

4:09

Matches they were hanging in string. I just

4:11

wanted to know if I could, if it was flammable,

4:14

very how fast it would catch on flames?

4:16

And it very fast, very fast, very

4:19

fast. I love

4:21

it open smudging a little

4:23

bit. I've been yeah,

4:26

a little sage, little Rosemary. Not

4:28

bad for bundle

4:31

coming for you. Just you know,

4:33

to clear out the air. Uh

4:36

you know, it's starting

4:38

a lot of fires. It's

4:40

been dark in this room,

4:44

so I got to clear out the negative

4:46

energy. Are you getting more of

4:50

Uh? No? I just like burning stuff. Okay,

4:53

so cool, I said the same thing. Your

4:55

wife's like, look if you're gonna burn stuff, at least have the

4:57

incense or something that doesn't just set off the fire

4:59

to the smoke. Stopped burning plastic

5:02

in the middle of the room on the

5:04

floor. All

5:07

right, Smith, we're going to get to know you a little bit

5:09

better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our

5:11

listeners a couple of

5:13

the things we're talking about. We're gonna

5:15

talk about the judge who killed

5:17

the paramount consent decrees, which

5:20

is something that we've been kind of checking in on

5:22

from time to time. Uh

5:27

yeah, thing of the past. You're

5:29

now just gonna have to go to the local community

5:32

center and watch puppet shows for your entertainment

5:35

because that or

5:37

go to the local Amazon Mind Entertainment

5:39

center where you'll jack in for three

5:41

hours for fifty has a great puppet

5:44

center. So outside of covid is

5:48

Yeah, we have a century of puppetry yards. Like,

5:51

oh man, it's badass. So how dare you?

5:54

I thought I was not

5:56

be smirching or be smudging. We just

5:59

got the I'm

6:01

gonna go with smudge. Uh smirching,

6:06

smudge, Yeah, get it together. Be smudging.

6:10

Uh smirching without the bee is

6:12

is an interesting word with Yeah,

6:15

d n C. I'm just I'm kind

6:17

of glad that nobody's gonna pay attention

6:19

to the Democratic National Convention

6:22

because the early rumors

6:24

are that they are preventing

6:27

AOC from speaking and putting the Clinton's

6:29

front and center. So we'll talk about

6:31

that, We'll talk about the rush

6:34

to vaccine, the rush to vaccinate.

6:37

Uh, We're gonna talk about the d A investigating

6:39

Trump and his company over fraud, and then we're gonna

6:41

get to our Netflix rewatch as

6:43

I rewatched a new film

6:46

called Jurassic Park um

6:49

that I gotta recommend guys. Can't

6:52

wait to hear what can't wait to hear about it? I've heard a lot

6:54

of terrible things about it. And

6:56

then you guys, uh, look,

6:59

you guys looked at the always classic

7:02

Malibu Rescue, which is one of the most influential

7:04

pieces of pop culture of the past forty

7:07

years, was surprisingly a lot more depth

7:09

than I gave a credit for. Okay,

7:11

we'll get to that. Depth is

7:14

not what I was expecting from that. Did

7:16

you do the movies or the series? Are both just

7:19

the movie that was trending? Yes? Yes,

7:21

yes, yes? Oh wait is there a series? Yeah?

7:23

Yeah, I was so confused. She's

7:27

like and she's like, Miles is into this show. It's

7:30

like a bunch of kids, like running around in a saving

7:33

Okay, is everything? Okay? But

7:37

first, Samantha, we like to ask our guests, what

7:39

is something from your search history that

7:41

is revealing about who you are, where you are,

7:43

what you're up to see. That's really

7:45

hard because as a podcaster on a

7:47

network that is all about research, I

7:50

google some random stuff and then some really

7:52

serious stuff. And the last bit has been who

7:54

are the female candidates and

7:56

important elections around the country. So that's

7:58

what I've been googling the last two

8:00

days. I feel like, that's so sad. That's such a serious

8:03

answer, and I didn't want to give that to you all, but that's

8:05

where I am. Right. Is

8:07

there a female candidate that you're particularly excited

8:09

about that you just found out about via that

8:12

Google? Via the Google? So Canada's

8:15

Valens Valenzuela. I got this,

8:17

y'all. Canada's Vealezuela is

8:19

the first Afro Latina in Texas that's

8:21

coming up, and that's a really big,

8:24

big, big election, and trying to talk

8:26

about what the kind of significance would happen if

8:28

she actually did win. So that's kind of one of those

8:30

things. I'm like, really excited about this gonna

8:32

be a turning point, but at the same time really nervous because I

8:34

don't want to be disappointed. Yeah, which

8:36

happens a lot. Corey Busch Corey Bush

8:38

is also another person who just pulled off upset,

8:42

besting William Lacey Clay Jr. Uh

8:45

in Missouri. And yeah, she's activist.

8:47

She's like, you know on that wave of people that you're

8:49

like, these are the these are the kinds of people

8:52

like I don't. We don't. We no longer need people who

8:54

are versed in the arts of like finance

8:57

and business. You know, we need people who who's

8:59

there eating with their hearts and leading with purpose

9:02

because the policies have failed, so we

9:04

need people who are purpose driven. And yeah,

9:06

I'm really stoked to see her

9:08

being the race. But just got some really

9:10

great UM platforms

9:13

and some great, really great supports and it's going to be

9:15

amazing to see what she does. Uh.

9:18

None of that is true according to the

9:20

Democratic Party, by the way, Like

9:24

she's a single mother, a nurse, and a

9:26

pastor. I don't know, get out of here

9:28

with that stuff. Uh, like,

9:31

what's what's her what's

9:33

like, what's her take on capital gains taxes?

9:36

It's like what that's not who

9:38

does that? That isn't the first question. Yeah, let

9:41

me let me look at your phone here, see how many

9:43

donors you got? That's yeah, these

9:47

actually organ and blood donors. They talked

9:50

on when I used to listen to Crooked Media

9:52

podcast. They talked about how

9:55

the first thing that somebody will do if

9:57

somebody wants to run for office, they'll go through your

9:59

phone own and count up how many, uh

10:02

like big donors you have in your contact

10:05

list. Like that was literally a thing they

10:07

said without shame. I mean

10:09

they were like, I mean it's not great, but that's

10:11

the truth. That's the harsh truth of

10:14

my contacts with fake names

10:16

in my phone book. That's smart.

10:19

Everyone's nicknames, so they'll be like, who is Spider

10:21

Muffins? What are you trying to hide? Miles?

10:24

He loaded. It's like a It was a habit from

10:26

high school, like when I first got my cell phone,

10:28

Like everyone had like nicknames and ships. So it

10:30

would never be like, oh, that's that's

10:33

Corey, Like you know, that's that's thirty

10:35

two. I would always add something that I have

10:37

to try to remember about them, so you

10:40

know, but you know, it's

10:42

a double edged sword because for a lot of people, I

10:44

can like it keeps these memories very fresh as

10:46

to why they have these nicknames. Other times, like text

10:48

come in and it's been years, I get a new phone and like the

10:51

context when like, I'm sorry, Um,

10:53

Stone eyes, who are you against

10:56

Stone? So far

10:58

we got spider muffins Stone guys,

11:00

you don't want to see this problem. I think one of these episodes,

11:03

like for some extra content, we just need

11:05

to have you read off your reading.

11:07

One one is literally mushroom cock. Wait

11:11

you have Donald Trump's phone? Also,

11:13

yeah, you need to do with these screenshots the

11:16

house I gotta protect. I have to

11:18

protect the anentivity of my friends because

11:21

I was always hacking your phone. Yea,

11:23

that's the thing. You're hanging out

11:26

with John and John and John the other

11:28

day, John, John, John and the

11:31

other stock mushroom cock.

11:37

What is something you think is overrated, Samantha?

11:40

Overrated? Um, I have decided

11:42

house plants and people who

11:44

are obsessed. I know it's quarantine, and I know

11:46

there's a lot of stuff that we need to do, but I

11:49

don't understand this need

11:51

for house plants and why you have to have a jungle

11:54

in your house while you're surrounded by your

11:56

sadness, you're in

12:00

your ferns. Why plants make

12:02

you sad, Samantha. Maybe

12:05

because, honestly, maybe because I'm really

12:07

jealous and mine always died.

12:09

It doesn't matter. They all die, and I'm

12:11

pretty sure they're suicidal or something because

12:14

I'm like, they're trying to die. It's

12:16

the draining that I learned. I

12:18

was not draining like half the time. They're

12:21

like, where where's the water going? I don't know, Just put the

12:23

water the plant and I'm like yeah. The people

12:25

like it's just sitting there at the bottom. Like

12:28

then it's not it's not properly, it'll be over

12:30

water. I'm like, oh shit, that's

12:32

why people will be watering their plants in the sink.

12:34

I'm like, that's stupid. Yeah,

12:37

So there's a lot of on. One second, I need to bring my closest

12:40

plan over so I can show it off to you. Hug

12:43

on it is he going to go And he's about the card in like

12:45

an award winning Jerusalem

12:47

tulip. That's

12:52

not even that's like the gardens they put

12:54

on a bouquet that you put in like a plastic

12:56

picture from Shaky's Pizza. Not really,

12:58

though, did you just take a from your yard and put it

13:00

in a I know it's not your

13:03

kids, right, your kids did that? Right? What?

13:05

No? This is this is so

13:08

dirty, so dead. I

13:11

think this must be the remnants of there

13:14

must have been something else in here. But yeah,

13:17

that's also how unobservant I

13:19

am is that that's been there for the past three weeks

13:21

and I have some thing maybe because I'm dead inside

13:24

and therefore having living things around me,

13:26

it reminds me how dead inside I am. Yeah,

13:29

I feel like that's overrated. Sam. Just embraced

13:31

the change, you know, because it's the failure of the plants

13:34

dying that you fear, you know, Just embrace that,

13:37

just go into with some That's the thing succulents

13:40

helped really restore my faith in being

13:42

able to three succulents. People

13:46

keep giving me plants. Yeah, alright,

13:48

well why plant gang Helper

13:50

out yelled

13:53

at this. Now.

13:58

This is one thing that I have to say. People

14:00

who moved to California start getting cocky

14:02

about being able to keep plants alive and

14:04

like how great they are with everywhere

14:07

else in the country, Like plants don't

14:09

grow despite themselves, Like in

14:12

California, you just like drop a seed and a

14:14

plant, like a tree will be there tomorrow. California

14:16

is just the easiest place to grow something.

14:19

So I'll maybe extend

14:22

the Uh wow, okay,

14:24

but wait, I just saw your plant and aren't you in California?

14:27

What my

14:31

zoom connection is dropping out? I gotta go. Indoor

14:34

plants are different California.

14:38

They are very inhospitable

14:40

to life. Um, Sam,

14:43

what is something you think is underrated? All

14:45

right? I really am dead inside as I say

14:47

this. I think, like grandparent

14:49

candy or like the old people, candy has

14:52

been underrated because my

14:54

life changed, Yes, yes,

14:58

and they have a little soft shoes now that

15:00

has been my go to candies. And I've been

15:02

made fun of plenty because that was exactly

15:04

what our grandparents had waiting for them. And

15:06

that's the commercial right that the grandparent actually

15:09

pulls it out of their like pocket or pocketbook

15:11

as they would say, and handed to the kids. It's

15:14

underrated and it's delightful. Yeah.

15:17

I just think like my my grandmother

15:19

used to keep candy at her house and it was always like

15:22

the old school grant

15:24

was like it would be butter Scotch candies were

15:26

there's them fucking strawberry

15:29

foil ships that were just strawberry

15:31

ship. Yeah. That Andy's

15:33

and Andy's Mint chocolates. Those

15:36

are great. Those are great grandparents

15:38

candies, the one that my grandma

15:41

on my dad's side would always have the

15:44

uh the like red and

15:46

white mints that they have at the when

15:48

you leave. Ah, yeah, like the peppermints.

15:51

Like yeah, those are

15:53

my least favorite candies. And my

15:56

least favorite was the log candies, you

15:58

know. Yeah. So it's like a peanut

16:00

butter crisp log covered with like a white

16:02

and brown striped candy. Yeah,

16:08

yeah, it was. It's not pink. Know

16:11

what peanut brittle? No, it's

16:13

not. No, it's it's not a brittle. It's

16:15

not a brittle. No, it's called a peanut

16:18

butter bar. Is that what it is? Logs?

16:22

Yeah, it has the stripes so it was individually wrapped,

16:24

but they had the white the black stripes

16:26

on the packaging right, and there was a yellow stanut

16:28

butter logs. So I guess y'all called it something

16:31

else. I mean, look, not everybody's

16:33

got regional names. You know, we call them tasty vittles

16:35

down here in l A. Those

16:38

are gross looking and not what

16:40

I was thinking. Oh you know what I

16:42

missed. I remember the dinner mints,

16:44

like back when you could just put your bare hand

16:46

into a thing at a restaurant and there was no sanitation

16:48

guidelines. But the ones that were like half marshmallow

16:51

weak kind of you know, I mean that would dissolve

16:53

like in your mouth a little bit chalky.

16:56

Yeah, yeah, you like the thing

16:58

they called wedding ments because I just

17:00

don't like mint, man, I

17:02

think, I mean, it's just not like for me. It's just

17:05

sort of like what can I grab handfuls

17:07

of that my parents won't see me and I can eat

17:09

like in my room later in my pockets stink

17:11

like candy, right, I think we did, but

17:14

not the not the just straight up mint.

17:17

Mm hm um. I still believe

17:19

in the power of peppermint for your stomach. Like

17:21

the ginger. Okay, ginger ale

17:24

does work, so let's just not let's let's not call

17:26

that into question at this point, the

17:28

sacredness of ginger ale. Something's wrong with your stomach.

17:30

You drink ginger real, your ginger

17:33

um. Yeah, the ginger

17:35

beer, ginger, everything ginger, all

17:38

the things there you go. Uh.

17:40

And finally, Sam, what is

17:43

a myth? What's something people think is true you know,

17:45

to be false or vice versa. See,

17:48

you know, this is what I've been thinking on this because last

17:50

time I came in, I wasn't quite prepared. Uh.

17:53

But I think one of the things that, again, God,

17:55

I'm such a sad sack. I'm just I'm just always

17:57

a sad sack. Uh. That the whole idea,

18:00

yeah, that if you have the means that adoption

18:02

is a great answer for you, and it should be

18:05

a family who adopts a kid. And

18:07

I think that's a complete myth. And not adoption

18:09

is not for everyone, and especially adoption is not

18:11

necessarily for rich people, so stop it. And

18:16

also the term homing for young

18:18

children is awful. I

18:22

just want to come to that. But I've been thinking on this quite

18:24

a bit. I don't. I guess you can tell because

18:26

we've been talking a little bit about adoption, and that's been

18:28

in our episodes on on my

18:30

podcast. But I'm like, hmmm, I

18:33

think we just need to go ahead and let people know. Please talk stop

18:35

talking about loving Jesus and how you're gonna

18:37

save these kids. Just stop it Just interesting.

18:39

Okay, So because I'm completely ignorant

18:42

to the adoption seeing the gain, what

18:44

that's like. I mean, the last few stories I've read

18:46

have been in relationship, like really awful stories.

18:49

To your point of people would like, we have these

18:51

big hearts and yes, this child

18:54

may be a murderer from Ukraine. I don't

18:56

know, and I will say that when I abandoned

18:58

them to justify this um. But

19:00

like so, I mean, like I'll

19:03

educate me because I'm completely ignorant to the myth. You're

19:05

even sort of dispelled, right, So this whole

19:08

idea that the reason well as

19:10

you know, is still a big topic about

19:13

religious rights and organizations, foster

19:15

care organizations and adoption agencies

19:17

being able to deny LGBTQ plus

19:20

couples from adopting, saying

19:22

that to truly have a

19:24

good family and upbringing, it needs to be

19:27

a nuclear family, essentially a Christian

19:29

family, male woman, you know, having

19:31

that and having the means and that's that's

19:34

it. That's kind of the whole. You can do that

19:36

and you can pay the you know, thirty dollars

19:38

to bring a child over, go for it. I

19:41

mean, just like, anecdotally, I'm like, my friends with the gay

19:43

parents are doing way better than the

19:47

adjusted. That's

19:50

the conversation that I've had with many of people

19:52

that honestly, the lgbt U plus, because

19:54

they understand trauma, they

19:56

are probably a little more And this is not necessarily

19:59

resource This is not something that I have looked

20:01

into, but as a social worker that's been in

20:03

that industry, they're probably more able

20:06

to handle trauma as versus to a

20:09

family who wants the perfect looking family.

20:11

UM. And I know the YouTube couple

20:14

of the stuffers. I don't know if you know any about

20:16

this adopted a kid, an autistic

20:18

kid from China. I want to say China.

20:20

I'll have to go back and look at that, UM and

20:23

realize, oh my god, it's hard.

20:25

It's hard having an adopted child

20:27

from a different country who also

20:30

has autism. And it's not necessarily

20:32

difficult because he is

20:34

difficult, but because they don't understand how

20:36

to handle or cope. And so they

20:38

made a lot of money, a lot

20:41

of money through their YouTube channel, UM

20:43

with talking about how philanthropic

20:46

this was and how amazing of a couple they are and

20:49

doing all of these things for this kid. And then

20:51

he just disappeared and everybody was like,

20:53

what happened to this child? And by the way, they had

20:55

their own biological children as well, and

20:58

everybody kept asking, where's this

21:00

kid, where's the kid gone to? And they came

21:02

back with a statement. We had to read home name.

21:07

We had to read Home Huxley because

21:09

we were not able to, you know, deal with his issues.

21:13

And it was became a huge thing where like, yeah,

21:17

like we had an early atypical child that we

21:19

were wholly unprepared like because of him.

21:21

You know, we didn't know what was going on with that, so you

21:23

know, we had to read home. It

21:26

is such a whole big thing. They made a lot of money,

21:28

they made a lot of sponsorships, and then they had come

21:31

back with that. So as

21:33

of June they were investigated, and finally,

21:35

I think people have forgotten about it, essentially

21:39

because the truth of the matter is when it comes down

21:41

to adoption, which

21:43

is really grows. I honestly discourage

21:45

a lot of people. I as an adopted child,

21:47

of course and very grateful, but also

21:50

can tell you the struggles that I've had to deal with growing up

21:52

and even now as an adult, trying to struggle

21:54

through some of my identity stuff and what

21:56

it feels like as an interracial family

21:59

and I thinking I'm the different race of

22:01

the rest of my family and what that

22:03

looks like, especially today, and the idea of

22:06

I grew up in a southern home with a white

22:08

family, so go from there. But

22:11

what it looks like when you

22:13

really need to look at the fact that this is

22:15

not going to be a hallmark story. This

22:19

child is gonna be grateful to you and your understand

22:21

what comes along with it. So it's a it's

22:23

the thing. And I'm actually very discouraging to people

22:25

that I'm like, you really need to understand these are the

22:27

things that's going to happen to you and that's the good,

22:30

like the best case scenario. They're like, but

22:32

I was just watching This is Us and

22:35

um, you know I found a way we're

22:37

teenage teenage we just cried

22:39

and hugged each other and we're okay now, and

22:45

that build

22:47

up with the white savior and they're like, no, this is

22:49

why this is so wrong. Just it's just

22:52

enough to have a big house, right

22:54

and you're good and two people

22:56

as a couple, heterosexual

23:00

couple. Yeah, the means argument

23:02

that that means argument

23:04

that people have though is really like it's

23:07

something because again, some of the most

23:09

fuck up people I know come

23:11

from means, you know what I mean, because

23:14

the philosophy of the parents was the

23:16

funk you need. Man, We've got all this money and ship was you hung

23:18

out here. Here's like three hundred bucks. I'll be back

23:21

on Sunday night and it's like Friday

23:23

morning, you know what I mean, And it's just like

23:25

and then we will go there and party because it's

23:27

like, yo, the parents love like, you know, all this cash,

23:29

Like we just order pizza all day. There's no parents. You're smoking

23:32

my weed live. And then they're

23:34

missing you know, that real like parental

23:37

upbringing that they miss. And

23:39

then I realized that went through my therapy that I was

23:41

actually into, I was raising some of these kids.

23:44

So when my relationships ended up being me raising

23:46

some of these kids because the parents were like, hey, man, you're

23:48

the smart kid, like help him out. And I take

23:51

that on literally and then I'm like, holy sh it, man,

23:53

like the dad made me raise his son. The

23:56

fuck that kid ends up on your phone

23:58

a spider muffins or or

24:01

or side. Dad's

24:04

disappointed. Alright,

24:11

guys, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.

24:24

And we're back. So we touched

24:26

on last year when the Department of Justice

24:29

was starting to re

24:32

examine the seventy one year old consent

24:34

decrees, which we're sort

24:36

of preventing the entertainment

24:39

industry from becoming like

24:41

just giant monopolies. Basically, yeah,

24:44

from like fully meddling in the entire

24:46

process of like, we own the studio, we

24:49

own the intellectual property, and then at a certain

24:51

point it was like, we also want to own the theaters

24:53

or at the very least make the theaters do whatever

24:56

we say, because we make the movies that they need to project

24:58

in their theaters. So it stuff like block

25:01

booking is one of the things that was

25:03

like one of the main things he was preventing, which

25:05

is sort of like Disney would go to like an a m

25:07

C and be like, look, if you want Mulan, you gotta

25:09

take all this other bullshit too and put it out minimum

25:12

these screens. I'm like, I don't know if that's good for business,

25:14

but the whole cudgel is, oh, do you want Star

25:16

Wars, then you're taking your and then you will

25:18

show these other films at your theater and because

25:20

of that, because that is not allowed, you know, theater

25:23

is a little bit more able to independently

25:25

program things. Although you know, for the

25:28

most part it's the same fair wherever you go.

25:30

But by you know, these decrees being

25:32

lifted that will bring you

25:35

know, that means things like block booking or

25:37

circuit dealing, which is sort of like if you have a

25:39

circuit of theaters, like you need to have this very

25:42

expensive license to show all the films

25:44

in the circuit of theater. So it's all these other business

25:46

practices that are predatory, and the

25:49

opponents are saying that you know, even

25:51

though they're like sun setting, Uh,

25:53

some of these provisions like for two years, so like

25:56

it'll be like two years until like this whole

25:58

idea like where you could put potentially

26:00

do block booking again would come back.

26:02

Is a way to start get their heads around how to transition

26:05

the industry. But at the end of the day, the

26:07

d j's argument sort of like these anti trust

26:09

laws that we have now are like adequate, so

26:12

even if we lift these, it's all good. But then

26:14

opponents like, but you're not actually even pointing out

26:16

the things that these decrees were preventing

26:19

are bad and potentially cause

26:21

problems and like anti like lack of

26:23

competition. So like to somebody

26:25

to a listener who's just uh,

26:28

you know a film go are your average film

26:31

consumer, Like, how do how does this affect

26:34

them? I mean, first, it's probably gonna effect

26:36

I think independent theaters, of

26:40

our independents, that's really those

26:42

are the those are the ones that are really really

26:45

going to be in trouble because like, for example, if

26:47

you're an independent theatery like well I only want Star

26:49

Wars and they're like, well, here's the deal. You

26:51

gotta take all this other ship too, and you're like, well I don't

26:53

really have the capacity, Like well, then you don't get

26:56

Star Wars. So that's that.

26:58

Um, that's you know, that is the very

27:01

the aggressive way of it looking. And then also

27:03

like it could be a thing where some theaters just become

27:06

extensions of the studios themselves, like

27:08

you will theater as you have your and

27:10

Disney being the best case scenario because

27:13

they now own every movie.

27:15

But like that's and that's when we were

27:17

talking about last time with this is because Disney

27:20

owns such a just an incredible

27:22

amount of market share that with

27:25

a lot of these decrees lifted. They have a very

27:28

they have a lot of weight they can throw around when

27:30

it comes to like how business is done

27:32

with movie theaters. Um, so it's

27:35

right now, you know, everyone's like it, don't worry,

27:37

It's going to be fine. Everyone's saying it will be okay.

27:39

Like some of the companies that were in the original consent

27:41

decrees, like r KL and like MGM,

27:43

like they don't even exist anymore. So it's really not

27:46

like the same. But you

27:48

know, like anything it all

27:50

it's doing is creating a lot of

27:52

possibilities that people like the Director's

27:54

Guild and Writer's Guild and a lot of independent

27:57

theater operators saying this, could you

27:59

know, wipe everything out? Is that why

28:01

that little Twitter post was

28:03

such a big thing, the one that the dude is beating

28:06

up on the Mulan poster. I was very

28:08

confused by that. By that, Oh, that was a different story

28:10

that I

28:12

didn't know that was because of Disney. Well,

28:15

that that was a that was a French film. I

28:17

think what they said was a French theater owner

28:19

when he found out that Mulan was just going to be put

28:21

out on streaming and he like owns a theater and

28:23

then this massive in lobby display

28:26

that he was just tearing down because he's just so pissed that

28:28

he's like, well, that's not money coming through my doors

28:30

now, Okay, Okay, I didn't know if he just

28:32

really hated Mulan and Ann.

28:36

They just announced that Mulan is going to come

28:38

out on Disney Plus the same weekend

28:41

that the first major theater releases

28:44

coming that Christopher

28:46

Nolan's tenant, so like he is,

28:48

I think all theater owners are piste

28:51

Disney Like. In order to kind of throw

28:54

them a bone, we're like, no, that's okay. We'll

28:56

charge people thirty dollars to

28:59

rent or to download this movie

29:02

and like just pass

29:04

the shift onto the people

29:07

make them because god

29:09

knows Americans have so much disposable

29:12

income at this point. But yeah, I

29:14

mean, on the other hand, though, Miles, it's gonna

29:17

be tight when you can have like a crossover

29:19

with like Marvel, X

29:22

Men, d C. Like just

29:24

it's everything's made by one mega studio

29:27

and then they can set the ticket prices

29:30

too, because you can set the ticket prices, but

29:32

it will be super tight because like Superman can chill

29:34

with Wolverine and yes, the ideological

29:37

content of the movie will be telling you

29:40

that this sort of thing is okay. It

29:42

will still be super tight in the effects

29:44

will be awesome. So he's gonna win. What studio

29:47

is gonna win out this whole done Disney

29:49

h Disneys, like Disney should already

29:52

they they

29:54

need to start taking a look at But yeah, that's the other

29:56

things to say is like, you know, the decrees also prevented

29:59

studios from setting minimum

30:01

prices on tickets too, So there's

30:04

a lot of ship that they're saying, like, well, you know, people just

30:06

aren't gonna do that anyway. Like it's just it's it will

30:08

help competition. That's what they always say,

30:10

that this these you know, regulations hinder

30:13

competition. Uh so I'm

30:16

I am that dubious at best

30:20

dubious. Um, thank you so

30:22

much, you're welcome. Uh yeah.

30:25

I do wonder like all the kind

30:27

of uh quote unquote

30:30

like geek culture, the mainstream

30:32

of geek culture, and like all the people

30:35

talking being excited about crossovers,

30:38

I do wonder if that was like seeded

30:40

by I wouldn't be surprised if when we look

30:42

back in history, it will have been

30:45

seated by like the same way that Russia

30:47

used trolls, Like, I'm sure Disney's

30:50

smart enough to have them have their

30:52

marketing campaign using trolls to like make

30:55

it seem like people are excited for that ship. So if

30:57

they're really just consolidate the higher

31:00

entertainment industry, I mean, the place to look

31:02

is just to look in the programming of the last twenty

31:05

years of children's programming and just be like, they're

31:07

like, it's weird. I saw in like I

31:10

didn't catch this in a Laddin. The whole thing about

31:12

like lifting the consent decrease, the paramount

31:15

consent decrease if you look in the background, it's

31:18

weird instead of saying, uh, Sex

31:20

and the Clouds of the Lion King lived

31:22

to the paramount of consent decrease. And

31:27

it may seem like we're unloading on Disney,

31:30

but that's just because they're probably going to own us

31:32

in a couple of days. So we're just getting all the ship

31:34

talk out of the way, right, Yeah,

31:38

where to go? So we can not talk about

31:40

them all right, let's talk about

31:43

So the d n C Democratic National

31:46

Convention is probably or

31:49

definitely not going to happen in any real

31:51

sense it's gonna be like an online thing.

31:54

It's gonna be a shitty work zoom call.

31:58

Have you guys seen the commercial for that that little animation

32:01

they have for the six ft Like CNN

32:03

has been putting it up about the DNC in the

32:05

r n C where it's like the elephant

32:08

in the donkey and then they measure six ft

32:10

away and it ends with him saying, this is

32:12

the most we've ever talked. Oh

32:15

wow, I saw this the other

32:17

day. I was like, what the fuck is this? What is happening?

32:21

So the messages like if only

32:23

we could get the Democrats and Republicans to talk

32:25

to each other and get on the same side, then we'd

32:28

be okay. So something it's

32:30

pretty much just advertising that it's coming, like

32:32

the DNC is coming and the RNC is

32:34

coming with they'ure not saying when or where. But it's just like

32:37

I don't know why they have it. I don't know if it's just a filler,

32:39

but I was very confused about what is happening.

32:41

Why did they someone do this? What is what's

32:43

going on? We accidentally aired a screensaver

32:46

and uh, it seemed like so

32:48

we just left it up. Yeah,

32:51

I don't know. So anyways, the Democratic

32:54

like, I think it's at least worth looking at

32:57

where the d n C's head

32:59

is at, the Democratic Party's

33:01

head is at, because apparently, uh,

33:04

they are preventing AOC

33:07

from speaking uh and putting

33:09

the Obama's and the Clinton's front

33:11

and center. UM, good,

33:14

good, great great. My analysis

33:16

of this, UH is you have

33:18

honestly got to be fucking kidding me with this

33:21

ship. That's what I wrote. That's

33:24

I so, the most charismatic

33:27

electrifying force on the party

33:29

since Barack. They want to push

33:31

her to the back in favor

33:33

of the person who lost the last election and

33:36

her sexual predator husband.

33:39

And that's that's

33:42

where we're at. They just because they're

33:44

a known quantity, and it's just like they should

33:47

have learned that a lesson from the John Lewis funeral and

33:49

the eulogy, Like everybody

33:51

just cringed so hard the minute I saw

33:53

him pop up. I had to turn the station. I was like, I can't

33:56

for them, except for the Democratic

33:58

Party. They weren't cringing. They were like, because

34:01

you said, you said, it's it's

34:03

the same thing. Like the theory Jack about

34:05

like when a celebrity gets like famous

34:08

like they lose their life skills from that point

34:10

on. Like it's the same thing with politicians

34:12

like the hey day, their heyday, Like

34:14

they're stuck in that moment where like Bill

34:17

Clinton is tight as fuck, He's

34:19

gonna come out that's sacks and black people will

34:21

be like and

34:23

they're like, this is fucking excellent, you know what I

34:25

mean, No one's thinking in where we are now,

34:28

and it's just really really fucking lame.

34:31

And it's even think like AOC the

34:34

end of last year I remember, which felt honestly

34:36

and we could all say that felt like fifteen years

34:38

ago when the when the primary,

34:41

the presidential primary, who's going to get the

34:43

nomination? I remember when the squad

34:45

people are like, oh man, whoever the squad endorses,

34:48

like that's gonna be big, And now we're

34:50

seeing them like sort of a backlash. I

34:52

think from that too, where it's like, dude, to keep

34:54

these people out the spotlight. Obama is

34:56

gonna even sit on his endorsements of these people

34:59

and at least the first wave, so it doesn't quite

35:01

say put the message out that the

35:03

d n C in Obama is not fucking with them right

35:05

now. But you know there's that possibility when

35:08

he does his second round of endorsements that they could

35:10

get it. It's just very I

35:12

think we see that the establishment

35:14

realizes that already now I think is at

35:17

this point millennials and younger make up

35:19

the majority of the human life in this country

35:22

that you know, they're they're

35:24

trying to, you know, delay the passing of

35:26

the torch as long as possible, because there's

35:28

many people who I think our generation

35:30

of people look at as being the kinds of politicians

35:33

we'd like to see an office versus the

35:35

step dads and step moms of our

35:37

childhoods that we see in office. Now. The

35:40

fact that they would let the Clintons

35:42

anywhere the fucking

35:45

spotlight is so unnerving

35:49

to me. Just like where

35:53

even if Biden wins, which

35:55

you know, I want him to win more

35:57

than I've ever wanted a presidential candidate

35:59

to and anything, and I'm just

36:01

not excited about him at all, but

36:04

I just you know, we can't, we

36:06

can't do another four years of this ship. But

36:09

if he wins, like what, it's

36:11

just gonna be so infuriating

36:14

the party in power the way the way the

36:16

Democrats. But maybe I

36:18

don't know, maybe maybe they can be reformed

36:21

while in power. Maybe they can primary

36:24

Biden after he wins. The smart move is

36:26

you you convince voters right now with your

36:28

VP candidate that guess what, man Biden

36:30

isn't the d n C man. He gets it. We get

36:33

it, like we're gonna have to do Medicare for all,

36:35

We're gonna have to actually like have

36:37

more robust self social safety nets,

36:39

and then they'll we'll get in there and

36:42

then it's gonna be let's just maintain

36:44

the status quo and we'll just do incremental

36:47

incremental legislation when

36:50

really, you know, I think everyone is

36:52

just so hungry for solutions because

36:54

we're like everyone is exhausted

36:57

unless you're someone who is living in the you know,

36:59

blessed. I've for senten up where

37:01

you just don't you know, there's a there's

37:03

a there's like a world you live in now where

37:06

not many of the world's ills affect you, but

37:09

it affects pretty much everybody else. And I

37:11

think that's like someone just willing to look at

37:13

this sober and say like, yeah, this is bad. Actually,

37:15

we don't need to say like America is so great Number one.

37:17

You can say, yeah, a lot of this stuff is fucked

37:19

up, but you know what, everybody, let's forgot how to change

37:21

it, rather than like trying to protect the ego, the collective

37:24

ego of the nation and like acting like things

37:26

aren't so bad and we are just leaving people behind

37:28

by the by the hundreds of thousands, millions.

37:31

Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't bring on Bush just

37:34

the way they are like just pulling him up

37:36

as if he was the ultimate Absolutely

37:41

what is happening? I think case it's

37:43

just going to be like one of their main speakers. So it's

37:45

all about getting that that sloppy,

37:47

soft middle, you know, like

37:55

look at this, we're like the rock when

37:57

you became the corporate elbow, when you joined the corporation.

38:00

I don't know if you remember that. Anyway, it was

38:02

like when you saw the guy joined up with the bad guys

38:04

and people like, WHOA, what's this mean? Like in the same

38:06

way, they could be like Bush has come to this

38:08

side, y'all, and they're like, but

38:11

it's all meaningless because at the end of the day, we still

38:13

have people dying of COVID nineteen.

38:15

We have no national plan, we have no way to actually

38:18

help small business owners because now

38:20

people are trying to figure out every

38:22

way to advocate for themselves, when really we just

38:24

need to be looking at where where all the money is

38:26

going, and say, can you stop sucking the money

38:29

for one second? Can you stopped for one

38:31

second so we can get on our feet for a moment,

38:33

and then let's figure out what we're gonna do. But there's

38:36

you can't keep ringing out the dollars

38:38

from people when we're all dried up.

38:41

Uh. And that's what's so interesting, Like there's not people

38:43

aren't even understand like the logic of that. It's like there's

38:45

nothing to extract right now from people, but

38:48

they still want to. And people

38:51

can say what they want about Bush politically.

38:53

But he is my favorite visual artist.

38:55

And he does have a new Uh. This

39:00

one actually pays tribute to immigrants, so

39:03

it does. I did see, Yes, yes,

39:05

he did a whole book on immigration. He

39:08

was one and he just painted a bunch of

39:10

portraits out of many Juan, that

39:13

was actually my first I

39:15

didn't like that. You

39:18

know, the creator of ice decided you wanted

39:20

to do a book of inigration, and you're like, what the funk

39:22

are you doing? Sit back down, dude. But then I got a desist

39:25

from Paul Rodriguez. There's a movie called A Million to Juan.

39:29

Did you see that movie? No, no,

39:31

Paul Rodriguez, not the

39:34

skateboarder his dad. Yeah,

39:36

okay, yeah, yea, were ya weren't up on

39:38

a dumb comedy from the nineties.

39:40

I just need this

39:44

one. Oh yeah, maybe it was like just big

39:46

for Angelino's mhm,

39:49

Georgia. You know, we don't do anything that has

39:51

any spans, Just

39:54

so you know, the modern ston on Mark Twain

39:56

story, the million pound bank note. I

40:00

don't. I'm gonna have to go google that, Like alright, any

40:03

moving on, just silence, Dan,

40:06

can you put some crickets in there? But

40:10

real quick, let's hit these two stories that we've had on

40:12

the dock for a couple of days. Experts

40:15

are saying that the White House probably

40:18

uh shouldn't be rushing the

40:20

vaccine the way that they are. Um, they're

40:22

just making it seem like, let's

40:24

get this thing out there, the operation warp

40:26

speed, which is always good

40:29

when a scientific process,

40:31

a research process is being

40:34

done at warp speed. Granted,

40:36

I want I want to vaccine as fast as anybody

40:38

else, but what what are the issues that they're

40:41

calling out, well, the whole

40:43

thing is Trump is like I need

40:45

this vaccine yesterday. Uh

40:48

and because the only thing now

40:50

it's like, okay, well, if I can do enough voter suppression,

40:53

fuck are eating these other things, plus

40:56

ra RA announce a vaccine that

40:58

might be enough just to get people to

41:00

forget that. Probably around two thousand

41:03

people will have been dead by that point, if not more

41:05

um of COVID nineteen. So right

41:08

now, like there's everyone's looking at it. There's

41:10

like two vaccines that are that have trials

41:13

right now, and it's not going to inoculate

41:15

like a full actual cohort

41:18

of like the actual test subjects until September.

41:21

So they're saying like okay, and then as we're

41:23

doing that, we still have to gather all kinds of like data

41:25

on efficiency, like probably like if we're

41:28

gonna do it normally, we'd probably be

41:30

doing that around December at the earliest.

41:32

And then so once we so that's the thing, the data

41:35

has been gathered at that point, and then

41:37

they would have to do some research after that.

41:40

So to the idea of something happening

41:42

in November is just like that's just on a

41:44

fully accelerated timeline. Or like that's

41:46

completely reckless. They also just

41:48

say they don't want to undermine

41:50

people's faith in science. Either. You go

41:53

out there and telling people like we're gonna have that ship done

41:55

in November blah blah blah, and it comes out and it's

41:57

flawed or it's not ready or whatever, then

42:00

people there's another talking point that will come

42:02

out where people like, well, you see what happen? Doesn't

42:04

he work? Like what are you scientists talking? So

42:07

they're also afraid that like please don't put

42:09

all your hopes and dreams into this either, like don't

42:12

don't talk about all this ship out loud, like we're just doing

42:14

the thing that we're researching. Don't start saying,

42:17

oh, come in this fall to Fox

42:20

of the vaccine, because there's still things

42:22

going on. And what makes it

42:24

really disheartening is that like Healthy Human

42:26

Services is behind the entire rollout and

42:29

they are talking about this like it's it's like the new

42:31

McDonald's monopoly game. Like the way

42:33

they're going to talk about it, they're like, think about

42:36

this is a quote from someone the Healthy Human Services. Think

42:38

about it as a four to six week period of time,

42:40

very intense, multi channeled, highly targeted

42:43

based on what we've learned about the vaccine.

42:45

So you may not hear a lot about promising vaccines

42:48

over the airwaves in August and September,

42:50

but you'll be overwhelmed by it come

42:52

November. Like, what, we're

42:55

not launching a new marketing Yeah,

42:57

it's marketing campaign. And

42:59

they are saying that despite the fact that we have no

43:02

idea what the state of the vaccine

43:04

is going to be at that point. They're just like, we're gonna

43:07

put something in your arm. Yeah, you know,

43:09

we'll figure that ship out. Because

43:13

the other thing is too like once you get it vaccine

43:16

and you're out there, depending on how you

43:18

would potentially interact with it, like it depends

43:20

on what the level of the infection rate is in like

43:22

the area you're in. So there are a lot

43:25

of ways to sort of look at the data. It's not just like okay,

43:27

and then September, all these people are all good, it's fine.

43:29

You don't know where they've been, you don't know like if they've

43:31

actually come into contact whatever. So all

43:34

this to say is that this is like

43:36

a massively delicate operation

43:39

because we're dealing with something that we really

43:42

want to be effective. This can't be like,

43:44

you know, when PlayStation two comes out in the first

43:46

week and people look, the City Drive doesn't

43:48

work, and then people get all mad, like

43:51

don't play around with people, because this this

43:54

is gonna there's all this is a lot more important

43:56

than I think that even the White House understands,

43:58

Like, yes, it could be a great motive vader, but it

44:00

could really really really funk

44:03

with people's perception of like what you know,

44:05

the research is able to promise because most

44:08

people are really ignorant around these processes

44:10

and they just think it's like making a fucking

44:12

you know, like anything you'd make in a factory, like was

44:14

it designed in CAD? All right, then just start rulling

44:17

it out, like to start shooting them out on the factory.

44:19

But isn't that what the White House is kind of all about.

44:21

Donald Trump wants to be the one and the first

44:24

one to say it no matter what, because

44:26

he has to have that credit just in case it's right.

44:29

It's almost like he's just throwing all of it out there so

44:31

out of the two percent of chance that it's

44:33

right, he can say I told you I'm

44:36

the best. That's the whole gamble. Yeah,

44:38

and he's gonna do it, and I will be so interested

44:41

to see what the science community has to say

44:43

around that time, he's going like, Yep, this is

44:45

it, We've got it, folks, get ready for

44:47

November. Everything's gonna be fine, but you

44:50

just gotta reelect me and then you get the vaccine

44:52

right, and

44:55

then yeah, he

44:57

holds the country hostage. I mean already the

44:59

rates that some people have been talking about with

45:01

some of the treatments have been astro

45:04

fuckingomical. Part

45:06

is how much is it going to cost? And who's going

45:08

to be able to be able to get access to

45:10

that? As well as who are you testing it on to

45:13

show the risks, like what's happening? I

45:16

mean, everybody's gonna they're gonna have to

45:18

make it for free like that, or not make

45:20

it for free, but give it out for free, Like what do

45:23

you think they will? Though? Yeah, I think

45:26

that's like just just

45:28

the unpopularity of trying to charge

45:30

people money for the vaccine

45:33

to like a global pandemic that

45:35

has destroyed the economy would be a

45:37

step too far. And I have never

45:40

been negatively surprised by this country

45:42

so or the pharmaceutical industry. Yeah,

45:46

but if there's anything we know about farming. They

45:48

get it at a certain point because

45:50

when you look at the like the testing even like who

45:52

gets access to what types of tests, it's still

45:55

limited, and you're kind of like, why isn't this

45:57

successible? It's the testing, like we're

46:00

not able to not everyone is excess

46:03

when we know the people who are with Trump, they're getting

46:05

the good stuff, the good testing to tell you whether

46:09

because Mike Dawine he tested positive

46:11

and then they're like, oh fuck it, man, get another

46:13

test. Man, he's going to meet the president. And then he tested

46:16

negative, and then people like you see, but then

46:18

it's like, go, hold on, you have to realize that some of these

46:20

a lot of these tests have more false

46:22

negatives than they do like the

46:24

false positives, so like if anything

46:27

extremely extremely rare, it's like if

46:29

anything, you just got a false negative because

46:31

you just hurried up another test. Yeah,

46:36

a lot of the experts have been saying,

46:38

like, yo, the tests are whack as funk

46:40

out here, Like we got thet the fucking

46:42

like C grade doesn't have like the ross dress

46:44

for less B grade tests. We've

46:46

got like the fucking I don't even know

46:49

like there then there, Yeah, there's like

46:51

everything in this country there's levels to this ship and

46:53

even the tests that people are getting. Yeah.

46:56

Uh. And then the d A is investigating Trump

46:58

and his company over fraud in New

47:01

York. That's, you know, a story from

47:03

earlier this week. But I when

47:05

I first saw it, my eyes kinda passed

47:08

over it. I thought I already knew that he was being

47:10

investigated for fraud. But um,

47:13

basically the revelation came

47:15

that, you know, after this a month after the

47:17

Supreme Court paved the way for the

47:20

d A to subpoena his

47:22

tax filings, we have new

47:25

filings that suggests that we used

47:27

to think it was just going to be about hush money payments

47:30

Michael Cohen made on the Stormy Daniels

47:33

thing, but it's much broader in scope

47:35

and involves massive, repeated

47:37

for alleged bank and insurance

47:40

fraud, which is so just

47:43

It's got it all man. It's uh in

47:45

Deutsche Bank too. The latest thing was, like Dave was

47:48

reported that they handed all his records

47:50

over, So yeah, probably looking

47:52

at the whole thing now. That's why they're my favorite

47:55

favorite company in America, Deutscha. But

47:57

then happen is you put another

48:00

or corporal corporate defender in the White

48:02

House and what does it mean anyway? You

48:04

just got that one out. I'm gonna wait for her

48:06

ten years from now to see the movie to see what happened,

48:09

right, just say, yeah, plug your

48:11

ears now, You're like, now this movie will be so good. I'm

48:13

not spoiling. Is no spoilers, No

48:15

spoilers. Let's take a quick break.

48:18

We'll be right back to talk about Jurassic

48:20

Park. And

48:31

we're back, And what do you guys

48:33

want to talk about first? You want to talk Malibu Rescue.

48:37

Yeah, let's talk Malibu Rescue the

48:43

White House to watch Teenagers of the

48:46

Beach. Um.

48:48

Malibu Rescue is straight

48:51

up kids show. Uh. At

48:54

the time, I was like, what the fund This movie is only hour

48:56

and ten minutes. I'm like, this is a movie.

48:58

This is not uh. And then as I look,

49:00

I'm like, okay, so it's already a series about

49:03

these kids who are just like I'm guessing

49:05

I haven't seen this series, but based on the movie that

49:08

they are some kind of rescue team, um,

49:11

and like they're all like little teenagers. But

49:14

the interesting thing about the movie is like it the

49:16

second I watched it, I was like, damn, this is like a fucking

49:19

cartoon just with human beings. Like

49:21

everything from the opening felt like some

49:23

pop patrol ship. Like the first scene is like a

49:25

rescue and it's like yo,

49:27

suret you go over there on your jet ski you you

49:30

too, and like they're like flying in like a formation

49:32

to like get this paddle board who is about to get eaten by

49:34

mako sharks and ship, and like they go and

49:36

they do their thing, like they swirl around to scare

49:39

the sharks. Way the rescue book comes in, pulls the guy

49:41

in. They're like great, and it felt like I was

49:43

like, Okay, this is very easy to wrap your head around

49:45

if you're a kid transitioning from like cartoons

49:48

to like I r L people content. The

49:50

kids a master of disguise and they trick

49:52

the shark into thinking there and and

49:55

like uh

49:57

no. But the movie is very

50:00

melaic and easy to follow,

50:02

and it's essentially about like these kids. They're like

50:05

the bad news bears of like youth.

50:07

Yeah, like lifeguards, and then

50:10

they find themselves having to replace Team USA,

50:13

like in the World Beach Master competition.

50:16

I do have to pass this since I'm in Georgia and

50:18

I don't know much about California. I love California,

50:20

but the Valley. I

50:22

mean in the eighties, I remember the Valley is

50:24

really bad because basically these kids are

50:27

from the valley and they're like, no one

50:29

from the Valley will be on our team. So I'm

50:31

really confused why people hate the valley trash.

50:36

The people from the valley are garbage

50:38

humans. Uh, the

50:42

Valley. I'm not joking that actually

50:44

hurt um

50:51

Uh, just hold on, give

50:54

me a minute. Uh. So it's

50:56

it's just it's classes, you know what I mean. I think

50:58

because the the moneyed

51:00

people of the city tend to live on the west

51:02

side, on the other side of the hill, as we

51:05

say colloquially here, um, but in

51:07

the beach areas and the valley is like, yeah,

51:09

you're working class people. Uh, and

51:12

just we're gross. That's why I

51:14

funk with New Jersey because like people

51:16

in New York and be like, oh, the fucking people from

51:18

Jersey the bridge and tunnel full. I'm like, yes,

51:21

but guess what we are the real people of this city

51:23

at least l a I say that. Um, So you

51:25

know, that's that's really the hate. It's

51:28

like, oh, you're poor and gross and we're rich. And

51:30

we're from here, so that's all it is, okay,

51:32

because I was just like, why, I feel like after forty

51:36

years they would have gone past the valley,

51:39

but valley had gotten um

51:41

gentrified, and now the cool place to live. I

51:43

mean it is gentrified, which is funny because

51:45

in the eighties, like everybody who wasn't

51:47

a star of a show lived in the valley. So

51:49

like everybody who was like a camera operator, a writer,

51:53

like if you didn't have that, if you were making big books,

51:55

those like the people who are living in the valley at first, because

51:58

the studios are in the valley as well, or

52:00

a lot of them. Um, so you know

52:02

it's but I mean Paul Thomas Anderson

52:05

grew up there and like a lot of his was

52:08

very like defined by the valley.

52:10

The valley is like I feel like the New

52:12

Jersey thing. I was actually thinking about that the other

52:14

day when we were talking about New

52:16

Jersey culture in general, and how like

52:19

it has a very specific like uh

52:22

geographical, like gravitational

52:24

pool and like sense of place

52:27

in all the work that comes from New Jersey,

52:29

whether it's sopranos or Bruce

52:31

Springsteen. And like, meanwhile, the people

52:33

in New York like look down on it and it's

52:36

like, well, there's actually like there's

52:38

a lot of great art that comes out

52:40

of there, and what do you guys have, Woody Allen. But

52:44

you know the same thing with the valley,

52:46

like there's so much like beautiful art and just

52:48

like Rammy Malick, Katherine

52:51

McPhee, Rachel Bilson,

52:58

Paul Thomas Anderson, Flying Lotus, Okay,

53:01

the valley is out here, but yeah, but

53:03

that's all it is. And I think it's just it's just it's like any

53:06

show where you just set up like the Townies

53:08

and whatever dynamic of any geographic

53:11

region, just like when we're just with the Outer Banks,

53:13

we saw you know what I mean, dude.

53:16

Um, So yeah, and then the movie

53:18

goes on to be you know, the

53:20

whole thing is just very much like an eighties film

53:22

where it's like, if we don't win the competition

53:25

enough, kids won't be interested in junior

53:27

rescue and there will be no junior rescue. So

53:29

we got to basically quote, you know, like this is their

53:31

their rec center that they have to save in

53:34

this film. But

53:37

all this to say is when I was looking at him like who

53:39

is behind this? Because it felt very like, this is interesting.

53:43

This guy Savage Steve Holland, the guy who who

53:45

wrote and directed Better Off Dead and

53:47

One Crazy Summer. He created this show

53:49

and directed this this whole thing. So this

53:52

is the man who was making eighties team content

53:55

is like and may like eat the Cat and

53:57

all kinds of other things in the nineties comb

53:59

and eight Like this is where he is. Now, why

54:02

did you call him savage Steve? Is

54:05

that what you have him in as a contacting

54:07

your phone or is that that's what he goes

54:09

by? I was watching the end and

54:11

it says directed by Savage Steve

54:13

Holland. He's an art Like so he went to

54:15

cal Arts I think around the same, see,

54:18

like he started off as an artist doing cartoons

54:21

and then like that turned into like writing like savage

54:24

is like his nickname, but I guess that's what he's

54:26

just like I don't know's I'm

54:28

not saying. It's a cool thing. Yeah savage,

54:31

yeah yeah. And you should have seen him do the Savage

54:33

challenge on TikTok. It was trash, but

54:35

but it was interesting to think, like, because who is that

54:38

one guy from Revenge of the Nerds that's

54:40

also Better Off Dead and one crazy Summer

54:42

to do with the curly hair, who's kind of like yeah,

54:46

yeah, yeah, he's he's in Beach

54:48

Rescue, like he has a little cameo, and I'm

54:51

like, damn, you're the fucking homie, Like you're

54:53

even giving him work still, like you

54:55

haven't forgot you, Like I had your back one crazy

54:57

summer. I had your back better off dead. I'm

55:00

even need some work now, do you? Is

55:02

there like an aesthetic Curtis Armstrong, that's

55:04

his name, Curtis Armstrong. Does Malibu

55:06

Rescue have like an aesthetic that like feels

55:09

like kids will one day feel nostalgic

55:11

for this? I don't

55:13

know what do you think? Sam? I'm

55:15

not gonna lie. So I just watched clips

55:18

because I was really confused about whether or not we were

55:20

doing movie or the series, and I'm like, I'm

55:22

not watching this series. They can't make it that.

55:26

I went it down as I was watching the clips,

55:28

I'm sitting here going, yeah, it's very much like Netflix

55:31

is trying to do their own version of Disney's movies,

55:33

the children's movies, and trying to get those in it, saying

55:35

like The Kissing Booth, which I've not watched on

55:38

all of that too, So I don't

55:40

know, because I feel like there's so much content

55:42

it's hard to classify. I was going to be classic

55:44

and cult cultures later on.

55:47

I just have to ask, though, is Brody the

55:49

nuke Chad for all these movies? Because I've

55:51

seen that name come up for all the bros

55:54

of the antagonists. I

55:57

think it's all people who just saw

55:59

Brody j here on the Hills and we're like, Yeah, that's

56:01

the new name for some rich asshole guy. Seems

56:03

cool. No,

56:05

he's the douche Yeah, and

56:12

you know, one of the main characters poisons

56:14

the whole team with Rotten cole slaw spoiler

56:17

alert, What

56:19

is your personal name for douchebag white

56:22

guy? Don't say Jack,

56:24

Miles. Don't say Jack, even

56:26

if that's the truth. After

56:29

head Alley comment, how about this John or

56:38

Tyler brand Brandt

56:41

Brant, Wow, that's specific.

56:44

I don't know, he man, Maybe

56:46

I should not say that. Maybe the person who

56:50

gave me that preference is going to mine

56:53

would always have to go with either Chad or Kyle.

56:57

Okay, Kyle, Okay, Kyle, the

57:01

Kyles. I knew like you could punk them, so

57:03

they weren't like really they weren't like somebody who

57:05

gave you problems. Maybe Phil,

57:09

I don't know, Yeah, Phil, I

57:13

was just so like off the Yeah, I don't know.

57:15

I'm trying to think. I don't know. I

57:17

don't know. I never paid Tyler Tyler all

57:19

those names of dudes who play lacrosse.

57:22

Basically, Brody is appropriate.

57:24

I think, yeah, Brody is pretty good. Um,

57:27

all this to say is, uh, if you want to check

57:29

out what the guy who created created, Eat

57:31

the Cat and Better Off Dead is

57:33

doing now, like thirty years later, check

57:36

this out. Oh

57:39

yeah. The one thing I

57:41

did like was at the end, they do that thing where they show you

57:43

bloopers. Always like that at the end

57:45

of the movie. Love a blooper

57:47

real at the end of the movie. Although I don't like it

57:50

in Pixar movies. I think that's annoying. That

57:52

doesn't make sense, that's stupid. You put in the labor

57:54

for that. Well, I didn't

57:56

see the like, this is

57:58

y'all scripted? This come on

58:01

toy story spotanity.

58:03

It's not doesn't work like that. It's the fucking magic

58:05

is a spontaneity. Toy story figured out. Toy

58:07

Story four has great uh post credit

58:09

sequences, but Jack, We're dying to hear

58:12

about this, this indie flick, right,

58:14

So you might have been hearing some rumblings

58:17

about the new movie called Jurassic

58:19

Park. Uh it's

58:22

about dinosaurs, folks. Uh. So the

58:24

reason I wanted to talk about this, it's been the

58:27

top movie of the box office overall

58:29

during the pandemic. It's like people are

58:31

going to see it at drive ins and just wherever

58:34

you can watch movies on big screens when

58:37

no new movies are coming out. Netflix

58:39

just released it on August one on

58:41

Netflix. The whole trilogy and

58:44

the original has been in

58:47

the top ten ever since. I think it was like one

58:49

of the top movies already

58:51

of the past week based

58:54

on like a few days, but it was

58:56

number four a couple of days ago.

58:59

And yeah, so I

59:01

wanted to go back. So I'm a Jaws

59:03

guy. I love Jaws. That that

59:06

is to me, what Jurassic

59:08

Park is to kids who were, you

59:11

know, growing up now and like Jurassic

59:13

Park is their favorite movie. So there's

59:15

like a little bit of like competition in there

59:17

that I had to like just put aside,

59:20

put aside because like it's it's

59:22

not useful. Nobody wants to hear. It's

59:24

the same my old ass man take

59:27

about how like Jaws is better

59:29

because the shows less and

59:32

the antagonist more consistent.

59:36

Here's the thing Durrassic Park doesn't. I

59:39

love Jurassic Park. Don't talk about in

59:41

the context of Jaws, though, Jack, Just keep

59:43

it, just stay focused here. So this is

59:45

the thing that I noticed, regardless not thinking about

59:47

Jaws. So

59:50

the antagonist is

59:52

not the dinosaurs. The antagonist

59:55

is chaos. And so there's

59:57

all these like different things

1:00:00

that happen where it's just it's

1:00:03

very loose, like the way that like at

1:00:05

one point it's a car that's fallen out of a

1:00:08

tree. At another point, it's like they're racing

1:00:10

to get over this electrified fence, just

1:00:13

like stuff that doesn't happen

1:00:15

in let's say, another monster movie

1:00:17

made by Steven Spielberg. But so

1:00:21

like they literally like stick to that, and

1:00:23

that was just something that I had forgotten that they like

1:00:25

really are like, yeah, no, chaos

1:00:27

theory is actually the antagonist, um

1:00:30

and it works. I Mean, the the

1:00:33

thing about Jurassic Park is like

1:00:35

the script is not as good as

1:00:38

you know some of the other like classic

1:00:41

monster movies, but the effects

1:00:43

are so fucking good,

1:00:46

like still still they still

1:00:48

Oh my god. There's like the when

1:00:51

the t rex like is looking in the

1:00:53

window and they shine a light in its side and it's pupil

1:00:56

dilates. Like that is they

1:01:00

threaded that needle of using practical

1:01:02

effects and computers only when

1:01:04

they needed it. So like that foot that comes down,

1:01:06

that's real, that I is real, But then the other

1:01:08

stuff that's really like when it makes

1:01:11

you realize how far like how lazy or

1:01:13

not, I don't know whatever the reason is why everyone just so

1:01:15

by the time the Lost World came around,

1:01:17

they were using like more c

1:01:20

g I and that movie sucks and

1:01:22

like the effects aren't

1:01:24

great on that because it's

1:01:27

they just like leaned too heavily on the computerized

1:01:29

stuff, whereas this movie is like mostly

1:01:32

practical. It's like half and half. Basically

1:01:35

I thought at the time, I was like, man,

1:01:38

C G I stuff is like the future because this stuff

1:01:40

looks amazing, because that was like what everybody

1:01:42

was writing about. But like now looking at it,

1:01:44

you can tell that like all the

1:01:47

Raptor stuff, the up close Raptor stuff

1:01:49

is practical effects all the

1:01:53

yeah, all the all the close up t

1:01:55

Rex stuff is practical effects ian.

1:01:58

Malcolm J. Gould Bloom is

1:02:01

just making love to

1:02:03

your eyes the entire time

1:02:06

he is on camera.

1:02:08

That's another thing. That time

1:02:11

just NonStop. He puts it on

1:02:14

so thick. I it's

1:02:16

no surprise that they tried to make him the protagonist.

1:02:18

Do you think like they were like like nerd guys

1:02:21

who are like, yo, that's gonna be my swag when

1:02:23

I hear women like pickup

1:02:25

artists like body language, the pickup

1:02:27

artist body language like that like literary

1:02:30

type of but

1:02:33

I'm just curious like people who are like of age,

1:02:35

Like you know, if you were like twenty two and ninety

1:02:37

three and you're like, oh my god, I'm

1:02:40

I'm adopting. I'm the Malcolm

1:02:42

swack like black linen, button up

1:02:45

open, you know what I mean, and would be like give

1:02:47

me your hand really quick. I'm just gonna put it if I put

1:02:49

a data of wine here at

1:02:51

a bar, like bro, you getting on my clothes and

1:02:54

I'm sorry. This is the pickup

1:02:56

artist type of tactics. I

1:02:58

mean right, yeah, like a little it's tactile

1:03:00

to it like involves touching. He

1:03:03

was the original mystery the pickup

1:03:06

artist. He was. He was the beginning in

1:03:08

the book, his character dies

1:03:11

spoiler alert, but apparently

1:03:13

they to

1:03:16

dress you

1:03:19

got me there too? Do

1:03:22

you did you not take English

1:03:24

literature in high school? Did

1:03:27

you not have a It's

1:03:31

interesting, yeah, Christian,

1:03:34

it's interesting because so he ended up

1:03:36

like being a climate

1:03:39

change denialist. Uh, just

1:03:42

a terrible guy. I actually read a short story

1:03:44

by him one time. They did this thing of

1:03:46

like short stories that were supposed

1:03:48

to be literary from like

1:03:50

people who are like Sue Grafton and Michael

1:03:53

Creighton, and his was like so dark

1:03:55

and misogynistic and just like a

1:03:57

guy murdering his twice

1:04:00

and like it was like, oh man,

1:04:03

you are a bad person. Uh,

1:04:05

but that was back when I read everything that

1:04:08

Michael Crichton wrote. Anyways, there Ian

1:04:10

Malcolm like ends up having all these like

1:04:13

anti science arguments in this movie

1:04:15

that I hadn't remembered, where he's like, you can't

1:04:17

just invent stuff just for

1:04:19

the sake of invention, and like

1:04:22

you kind of end up being in

1:04:24

that argument on the side of John

1:04:27

Hammond, the park owner, because

1:04:30

like, I don't know, it should be like

1:04:32

all the stuff that goes wrong shouldn't

1:04:35

go wrong. Like they just like twenty

1:04:38

things like a perfect storm comes together

1:04:40

to funk this up the very first time they go

1:04:43

out. Um, I remember being like a cautionary

1:04:45

tale, like don't mess with things. That's

1:04:47

I don't mess with nature.

1:04:51

I mean, I know, I mean I might be the only

1:04:54

person that has seen Jack's back tattoo, but

1:04:56

it does say your scientists were

1:04:58

so preoccupied with whether or not they could

1:05:01

they didn't stop to think if they

1:05:03

should, which I think

1:05:05

that great, Yeah,

1:05:07

yeah, thank you so much.

1:05:09

But I think like that was like the one part I feel

1:05:11

like that only resonated like from all

1:05:14

this stuff that his criticism. It's

1:05:16

a great line. Uh yeah,

1:05:19

but now the more in the sense like yeah, but fuck it, bro like

1:05:21

if you can pull it out with the argument,

1:05:23

So like what the thing that happens is

1:05:25

they start they immediately start arguing

1:05:28

on the scientific merit of what they're doing

1:05:30

as opposed to the thing they should be criticizing

1:05:32

is without consulting the

1:05:35

broader scientific community, you

1:05:37

did all of these all this cloning

1:05:40

and then put them out there in a fucking

1:05:42

amusement park, Like that's what you did with

1:05:44

it. That's also I

1:05:46

think they have to have time travel because

1:05:49

the dinosaurs like a t rex to

1:05:51

be that old would have to be twenty years old. So

1:05:54

they've been either cloning

1:05:56

these things for years and years and years and

1:05:58

we're like years a decades

1:06:00

ahead of the rest of the world in terms of science, or

1:06:04

just to build an amusement park or that's

1:06:06

just a plot hole. Um, are

1:06:08

you questioning bet Wong in this movie

1:06:10

because he was one of those how dare you full

1:06:14

sexual mature? Yeah,

1:06:18

So anyways, Malcolm ends up making like these anti

1:06:20

science arguments, which is kind of weird.

1:06:24

They struck me as weird, like in our present

1:06:26

day when we're having

1:06:29

that argument with the

1:06:31

president and his followers about

1:06:33

the pandemic that might just

1:06:35

be specific to this very moment though.

1:06:38

And yeah, there's also

1:06:40

just this thing like where the font of

1:06:43

the movie is seems

1:06:46

like it should be like on a happy meal ed

1:06:48

um, But because

1:06:50

I think it's because it's so influential

1:06:53

that like it was just so everywhere

1:06:55

when I was twelve in the movie came

1:06:58

out that like I just

1:07:00

associated with that. But like at

1:07:02

the beginning of the movie, I was like, why why

1:07:05

do I think this is so like I

1:07:08

don't know, dissonant that like this this

1:07:10

font is going with this like very

1:07:12

serious music rum which

1:07:15

that music did you guys, I don't know.

1:07:17

I wasn't banned anybody else in band when

1:07:19

this came around. This movie.

1:07:22

Yeah, we did whatever.

1:07:27

We played this all. We did it

1:07:29

all. One of the things I had underrated in

1:07:31

the in my memory is just the earlier

1:07:34

scenes of them, like seeing

1:07:36

the dinosaurs for the first time, and the performances

1:07:39

of everybody just being like, whoa,

1:07:41

this is fucking amazing, Like I'm looking

1:07:44

at a dinosaur like that's That's

1:07:46

really a big part of the movie, is like the

1:07:49

performances of people just being so fucking

1:07:52

blown away by the fact that dinosaurs are there.

1:07:54

Whereas you know, I feel like in the more

1:07:57

recent dress of Park movies, they're just kind of like,

1:08:00

yeah, there's a dinosaur because that's

1:08:02

the movie. Oh you're new to Earth,

1:08:05

bro. Yeah. But I hadn't. I hadn't

1:08:07

seen the teaser for the new Jurassic

1:08:09

Park movie, the third of the Jurassic

1:08:12

World films. Yeah,

1:08:15

and well, first of all, so the second,

1:08:18

which I thought was like kind of uh,

1:08:21

didn't do well, was actually a

1:08:23

monster hit. Like overall, it was

1:08:26

just like people were kind of tired of writing about

1:08:28

it, but um, it was a

1:08:30

monster hit. And so this new one is

1:08:33

the dinosaurs are loose in the world and

1:08:35

it's just it's basically the San

1:08:37

Diego scene from Lost World, but just

1:08:40

everywhere in the world everyone's

1:08:43

in the pool together. Um. And

1:08:46

the trailer looks dope. So I am

1:08:49

holding out hope that they're going to make

1:08:51

a second good Jurassic Park movie because

1:08:54

this movie is fucking lit. Um.

1:08:57

Oh. Just a quick thing that that font

1:08:59

is called neuland yeah,

1:09:02

and it's like used on like American spirits.

1:09:05

Uh uses that same sort of font and

1:09:07

like a bunch of stuff. It's it became a very influential

1:09:10

font after or it's been around.

1:09:12

But this guy, like this German typesetter

1:09:14

made it, I guess in like the thirties. Hell yeah,

1:09:17

dog, anyways, five stars, great

1:09:19

movie. I guess I have to check it out. Man's

1:09:21

Yeah, you guys should. What would you write the

1:09:23

Jaws movie Jaws? Yeah,

1:09:32

I'd go five stars for Jaws as well.

1:09:35

I just like movies. But I mean, do you think

1:09:37

there's a difference though, because who who came who

1:09:39

created the Jaws story for that script

1:09:41

for that screenplay? Uh. Peter Benchley

1:09:44

and then a man who I met

1:09:47

when I was on a podcast. Oh yeah,

1:09:49

I want to go fact yourself because

1:09:52

I'm just thinking of like how there's like source like if

1:09:55

if there's a difference in the source material where

1:09:57

like Spielberg's trying to adapt to Michael crichton

1:09:59

novel, like that's it, you know, if that's a different

1:10:01

I'm just trying to see if maybe you could see the potential

1:10:04

for Jurassic Park being on the same level of Jaws

1:10:06

for you personally, it doesn't matter. I mean, no,

1:10:09

they did the very best. This is a

1:10:12

perfect idea for a movie and the

1:10:14

perfect execution of that idea,

1:10:17

Like they it couldn't have been done any better

1:10:19

because like you can't not show

1:10:22

the right Yeah, there you go,

1:10:25

but you can't not show the dinosaurs because

1:10:27

like the like it just doesn't

1:10:29

work as well if it's you know, and

1:10:32

then I don't know, they just nailed

1:10:35

it so fucking hard. And get guess

1:10:37

what do you think the budget of this movie? Wass

1:10:42

Jurassic Park in like

1:10:44

ninety three dollars? Yeah, you're

1:10:48

gonna get it. But shoot,

1:10:53

I know this something around there. Yeah, unbelievable.

1:10:55

That's like that's like believable. That's

1:10:57

like kind of that's like a two million dollars

1:11:00

film now, yeah, you know, at minimum for

1:11:02

marketing, and it wouldn't be as good now because people

1:11:05

were like, you can't do all

1:11:07

these things, you won't be able to pull it off. And so

1:11:09

he had to like think through every shot and

1:11:11

how the effect was going to be pulled

1:11:14

off, whereas now they would just like do it in

1:11:16

computers, which is what they do, right.

1:11:19

Yeah, yeah, And unless

1:11:21

you're director, like fucking our

1:11:24

boy Chris Nolan, man, he likes to do so much

1:11:26

shitting camera. Dog, that's like his secret, dude, that's

1:11:28

why he's the goat bro. I mean, now you're talking about

1:11:30

the greatest director of all time. B dude.

1:11:33

Oh yeah, okay, how about this, What if Chris Nolan did

1:11:35

Jaws and Jurassic Park? Dude, those would be the best films

1:11:37

ever. Those would be the best movies ever. Dode Jaws

1:11:40

Verse Jurassic Park. Yeah, and then

1:11:42

he like gets mcg to write the script.

1:11:44

That would be exactly dude. Oh yeah,

1:11:46

all right, Spider Muffins, grab

1:11:48

some more beer too, and

1:11:50

we're done, right, Spider

1:11:53

Muffins. Samantha

1:11:56

as always such a pleasure of having you on the

1:11:58

daily. Where can people

1:12:01

find you and follow you? Okay? You can

1:12:03

follow me on Twitter at McVeigh

1:12:05

Samantha at Twitter or on Stuff

1:12:07

I've Never Told You with Mom Stuff podcast at

1:12:09

Twitter or on Instagram McVeigh

1:12:12

sam or on Stuff

1:12:14

Mom Never Told You Instagram. Oh yeah,

1:12:16

And is there a tweet or some other work of social

1:12:19

media you've been enjoying. I'm

1:12:21

not gonna lie with the new n r A

1:12:23

stuff the March for our Lives,

1:12:26

with their sending prayers and thoughts, that's

1:12:28

been my delight. I'm not I've been enjoying

1:12:30

that. Miles where

1:12:33

can people find you? And with tweet

1:12:35

you've been enjoying? Uh,

1:12:38

let's see. You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at

1:12:40

Miles of Gray. Also on the other podcast

1:12:42

for twenty Day Fiance. If you watch nine

1:12:44

Day Fiance, come by check it out. We

1:12:46

just recap the show talk some ish. A

1:12:49

tweet that I like is this someone

1:12:51

did a screen grab Alison Agasty

1:12:54

at Alison Agosti just like a screen

1:12:56

grab of when Ellen was on Comedians Getting

1:12:58

Cars or Comedians Coffee Cars

1:13:01

was signing Ford and

1:13:03

and so they're there. They're

1:13:06

in a coffee shop and it's a discussion about

1:13:08

Porsche to Rossi and how she wants more horses,

1:13:11

and like it's just a screen grab. One is just Ellen with

1:13:13

her arms crossed, looking up and it just says, but she

1:13:15

wants a lot, she wants lots more horses,

1:13:17

which I don't. And then they cut to Jerry

1:13:20

and he's saying, right, but what has that got

1:13:22

to do with you? And then it goes

1:13:24

back to Ellen and she goes, well, you

1:13:26

know, it's a lot of horses, this

1:13:30

idea, it's just so funny. And then she just

1:13:32

said I knew Ellen was evil when she wouldn't let

1:13:34

Porsche have more horses. That's

1:13:37

real though, right, that's real. Yeah,

1:13:40

that was just you doing your debt on Signfeld.

1:13:43

Yeah that's what I just I can't

1:13:45

help it. But yeah, what he said was right, So what does that have to do

1:13:47

with you? And but the screen

1:13:49

grab is so great here, I'm just gonna share this really

1:13:51

quick just so you can see. It's I'm not the

1:13:54

host, but anyway, she's so for

1:13:56

lord, it's the perfect screen grab,

1:13:58

like with the subtitle, because she's just looking

1:14:00

down like, you know, a

1:14:03

lot of horses, man, you know, I

1:14:05

got a lot of horses. Man. Anybody who

1:14:08

watches that show and doesn't

1:14:10

like feel like they're

1:14:12

witnessing something evil happening,

1:14:15

like just vaguely, not like oh that that

1:14:17

person is like a killer or something,

1:14:20

but just like Jerry Seinfeld

1:14:22

and like his line of questioning is

1:14:25

so troubling to me, I've always

1:14:27

like, not troubling in any profound way.

1:14:29

Just like he just seems like such a asshole.

1:14:33

Um. You know what, though, The one thing I do appreciate

1:14:35

is at least he gets on to all his friends about not tipping,

1:14:38

like he made sure to let them know you're a dick if

1:14:40

you don't take it well as a celebrity. So I will appreciate

1:14:42

that one bit. And I also appreciate

1:14:45

that he'll make fun of their houses if it looks

1:14:47

like it costs anything less than fifteen million

1:14:49

dollars. Though

1:14:51

you're rich. I thought you were doing having

1:14:53

a good career about

1:15:00

it. When we right around in a segway, What

1:15:02

do you drive? Anissa and versa?

1:15:07

One Just one more Ellen based tweet

1:15:10

is from at matt Rana Yetta. It says

1:15:12

the A and l g B t q I A stands

1:15:15

for actually no, that's not the

1:15:17

truth. Ellen. Uh.

1:15:22

Some tweets I've been enjoying. Tera

1:15:25

Millette tweeted Ted Moseby

1:15:27

in the year told the story of how

1:15:29

he met his children's mother and he

1:15:32

never mentioned the coronavirus once

1:15:36

and then uh, hex

1:15:38

c underscore Clam tweeted,

1:15:41

what if the balls got hard to um?

1:15:44

And that's the sort of thing that I

1:15:46

find funny. Contact

1:15:49

your your doctor, contact

1:15:51

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