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As always, Marrow is on Hispanic time.

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He was supposed to be here a

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while ago. He will arrive whenever it

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is the marijuana fumes allow him to.

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We are waiting for him. He does not

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do time the way that regular human beings

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do time. I'm not sure he does time

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even the way that regular Hispanics do time.

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He will arrive when he arrives and we

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will get to that and his Knicks fandom

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when he arrives. But before we do that,

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we have a big fun night planned for

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you that I'm not totally sure Stu Gats

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is going to execute with his presence and

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enthusiasm the way that he needs to. But

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the Metal Lark spaceship has

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gathered around Stu Gats' whims

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because he's going to be in Troy,

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Michigan tonight,

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draft adjacent because

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he had a trip planned poorly that

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he wanted the company to expense. And

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now he's had Billy build an entire

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thing around him that Billy is very

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scared about. He has been made

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crazy by everything that's being planned tonight.

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One of the things he said before

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leaving. I thought

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he'd be here for the show yesterday, but

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the last thing he said to me when

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I realize, oh, he's not going to be

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here for a Wednesday show is, Dan, I need

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you to promote my book. The book

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cover is out. I need you. What are

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you rolling your eyes about now, Jessica? I've

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been, I've had a Google doc open

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for like three weeks of what I'm

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supposed to write for this book and.

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Okay. Well put. I think it's how

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we all feel about generally Stu got

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at this point, but his book cover

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is complete. Again, he didn't write any of these

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words. He has nothing to do with this. I'm

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not sure how many words he will write for

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this book, but he was insistent that

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we publicize a book that he will

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not write, that others will write for

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him, that he will not pay anything

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to write. And in your case,

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Jessica, he's never asked you or told you

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what he wants here, right? Just it's his

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people reaching out to you telling you that

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you have an assignment and a deadline and

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you are doing this. He's not asking. It

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is his people. And the deadline was, I think two

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months ago. And the estate

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of Larry O'Brien, Sue,

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Sue gots for this cover. I think

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you have to license Lord Stanley. For

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what it's worth. I don't know what I'm allowed

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to reveal. She got has written something and I

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have read a chapter and it was

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good. Like it was our audience will

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like it. There are

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real words on digital paper. You're

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positive. GPT is amazing these days.

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You're positive. He wrote them.

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No. Okay.

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So not a shot. Not a snowball's

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chance in hell. Did he write? Whoever

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goes written wrote this. They

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did a very, he might have

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recited it until like an audio text,

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but he did not. They deleted all the buddies if

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that's the case. But I genuinely,

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I read it and I was like,

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our audience will like to read this.

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Did you control F for the word? Listen.

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It was the first word of each paragraph.

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Listen. And also read. What

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About what you guys are doing tonight? Juju,

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I'm assuming that you flew in as at

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least in part to be a part of

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those festivities. Those v we i

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don't allow of my brother billy graham as

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can be a lot of find out my

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sister gone be here my brothers in the

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log on be here my brother tony he

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asi a here but he gonna be here

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the night because he saw worker yeah reddit

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know as hulu my brother I'm so happy

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that beauty get as good as opportunity to

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so where he got because he's so talented.

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I was thinking about then. I don't have you

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ever watched episode of Arrested Development where they bring

4:24

their kids to work and it's like our ongoing

4:26

thread throughout the episode but I keep looking out

4:28

the window and seeing more kids. I don't know

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whose kids they are by helps you would it

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be if everyone brought their kids to the draft.

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and like you know, Roger Goodell kid i assume

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he has a cat on our butts is announced

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an adult. Man I read as other of the

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handshake. And everyone has their kid alongside them.

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I guess I would hate that. Though right?

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I guess I thought this is off

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brand for you. I'm not real sure.

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number your kids to the draft. Everyone

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I have for. I've been enjoying the

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general resurgence of Conan O'brien recently with

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young people. He changed late night television

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or one point he had kids only

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as the studio audience and it was

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wonderfully awkward. Him making adults jokes, two

5:04

kids who didn't understand we we think

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it over to quarter a window is

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L has two twin girls who are

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twenty three says. It did affect

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us that we're said, and

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because the whole city of

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Chicago woke up. Thinking

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today is all of our birthdays are getting

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the number one pick in the draft. Kill

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Blames. But also this team can't do anything

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right. They tried to announce this new big

5:28

stadium plan yesterday that kind of landed with

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a sump because they want to taxpayers to

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pay for like two billion dollars over they

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want to put it on the like France.

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ah the governor's already been like i don't

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think this is a good deal for us

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so Eight was a big flop I would

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say. But and the flipside? they're getting killed

5:45

Williams tonight presumably and the should have been

5:47

like the easiest week of Bears Pr in

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the history of the organization. Like one hundred

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years. the greatest quarterback hope they've ever

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had is coming to Chicago and I'm

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curious as literature best is I believe

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the interesting field or. Leave that

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this is a greater hope than

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either one of those. Based on

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his draft position, they've never had

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a great quarterback and I'm curious

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how you and Jeremy experience. Taleb

6:13

Williams just being his age

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and of this age creating

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unrest for front offices and

6:19

the Colin cowherd some of

6:21

the world. the who will

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tell you okay I'm okay

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that my quarterback cries and

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paints his nails or I've

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I find super interesting how

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much discomfort he's causing by

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just being use of this

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time. The I mean he

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did it on this show

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we talked about it with

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with the mean. And he was

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like you better be good and the

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dire need is like Caleb Williams is

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as good as he gets And

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so you have this great hope and

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now you're in a position where you

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have a young man, young man a

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cop. Those who have a young

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man who earthquakes is of have a

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different generation then obviously ownership right? But

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you have coaches that exists like Mike

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Mcdaniel that I'm sure would be

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embracing this and so of more more

7:10

head coaches are have that. Kind

7:13

of mindset of like hey man, be

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yourself and I want to get the

7:17

most out of whoever you are. As

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a human being and a football player,

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I don't see why he can't be

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successful just for being himself. That is

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a sea change at the top of

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that sport. The. Idea that

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there would be Nfl coaches available

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to support a quarterbacks. Be yourself

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when being yourself is different than

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players who are expected to be

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uniform. I do believe that the

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modern coach has to connect their

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I do believe Bill Belichick doesn't

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have a job right now, at

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least in part because he's not

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someone who can connect. The Have

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you noticed that there's been way

7:55

more national discourse on Caleb Williams

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painting his fingernails? Men Vad. Som.

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quarterback for the New York Jets, just

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wondering aloud about the

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U.S. government creating AIDS. Yeah, that's exactly

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right. Every generation. Especially, oh,

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go ahead, G. It

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was just, like we touched on last time, we spoke

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on it, every generation has this. Alan Niverson was a

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problem. Before that, Magic

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Johnson was a problem. Pull your pants up.

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Don't listen to this rock and roll. It's

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like every generation, bruh, the faster, the older,

8:24

heads in the generation catch on and

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show a little bit of acceptance. That's

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the guy who's going far. Well,

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Tom Brady did get criticized for comments about

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kids these days. I think we have the

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clip, but I'm not 100 percent sure if

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we have the audio. But

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the reaction, I thought, was pretty funny.

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Mitchell Schwartz quote tweeted,

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I'll read the quote first because I don't think we have it, but oh,

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we do have it. Oh, well, here it is. I

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think the biggest problem with a lot of kids

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these days, it's all about them. It's

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all about them, their brand, their social

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media. And then when it's about me

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and then not about us, well, there's no way to succeed

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as a team. I

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mean, anytime you're starting a sentence with

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kids these days or effing

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kids these days, I'm already like, oh, oh, oh, what

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the hell, this is not going to be good. And

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Mitchell Schwartz quote tweeted it, which I thought was very

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funny and said, good thing he didn't start his own

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clothing, lifestyle and fitness brand and insist his personal trainer

9:20

have to have privileges in the building that no one

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else could. Damn. But he did have

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the bona fides when he started doing

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those things. And I do when

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he speaks, I kind of listen because he's

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the greatest to do it, the most successful

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to ever do it. And by the way,

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he's going to do it again. He

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is absolutely been. He

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has been laying the groundwork for him

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to do it again. He would not.

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He remember when he was in that

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Sandy Beach and he said, I'm

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not going to make a whole big thing out of

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this. I'm done. I already did it once. And he

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actually adhered to it and he had a great opportunity.

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He would have probably won that. title if

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he listened to the overtures of the

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San Francisco 49ers. Imagine

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how crazy that would be. I can't do

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this again. He's going to do it again

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because he, he, last year he avoided this

10:11

conversation. Mike Florio said he did that with

10:14

purpose by opening the door. He's basically sent

10:16

a message to the league that if your

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guy gets hurt, don't

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lose the number. My advice to Tom

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Brady is just say people

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younger than me sometimes instead

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of kids these days, others

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of a different generation. You can't say

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kids these days. You can't. It does

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make you seem, seem old, but

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never put those words next to each other.

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But I mean, he looks so young and

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vibrant. And I really hope

10:45

that he finishes that haircut because that was a tough look

10:48

from the side. You guys

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say that he's a

10:52

good messenger because he's got the

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resume that allows him to say

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things about football with more expertise

10:59

than just about anybody who's ever

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done anything at life. But

11:05

that guy talking to me about how

11:07

kids only

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care about their brands when

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he somehow managed to both be

11:14

great and do a lot of

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caring about his brand. What

11:18

an amazing run to go through

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your career at the heights of

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what we were watching with him.

11:26

And we don't know what

11:28

you think about anything because

11:30

you have been more about

11:32

brand protection than just about

11:34

anybody in the history of

11:36

sport not named Michael Jordan.

11:39

He also had brands become a

11:41

thing later in his career.

11:43

You don't know how he'd approach it

11:45

if he were entering the league because

11:47

kids out of high school, when you're

11:49

recruiting them, their first questions are about

11:51

brands these days. Kids

11:54

these days. The thing is, is that

11:56

Brady sort of sets a template, right? Like by doing

11:58

that later in his career. It's now all

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these kids who grew up watching him or for

12:03

that matter He was already in the later part of the career

12:05

when they were watching football But all these

12:07

kids who grew up watching that part of

12:09

his career see oh, that's what I could

12:11

be I could go be someone with my

12:13

own brand out there succeeding And so when

12:15

you're looking at a generation that is about

12:23

Because he didn't have the option available to him because if he

12:25

entered the league in this day and age The

12:27

option available to him he probably would have tried to

12:30

make money off of creating his own brand but

12:32

that is what a lot of people that age do

12:34

but because he didn't and because he

12:36

had the success before he Overtly

12:39

tried to establish a brand

12:41

that he maintains He

12:43

does get to say that and people of

12:45

a certain age get to agree with it

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Tom Brady went down with an Achilles the only time he

13:53

got hurt in his entire career and I was fist-pumping In

13:55

my living room at home because the Jets finally had a

13:57

chance to win a division. I mean, I'm sorry I'm not

13:59

gonna apologize for that I'm sorry. I'm not

14:01

going to apologize for that is

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one of the most amazing said

14:05

you've ever uttered. Still Gods from

14:08

the Maker of trust me, don't

14:10

trust Mitt Romney. I'm sorry, but

14:12

I'm not going to apologize. Of

14:17

you. Were amazed that years I

14:19

know you're a slumber says

14:21

athena the like this have

14:23

you happen upon g Comedy by

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accident set. Up

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at my desk. Diseases or labor

14:30

barr show with are still gods.

14:37

I do think that when taking in

14:39

the career of Tom Brady and I

14:42

want to get back to this roast

14:44

and what it is Netflix is trying

14:46

to do and Kevin Hart is trying

14:48

to do Kevin Hart hell bent on

14:50

being a billion. I don't think there's

14:52

anything more important to him than being

14:54

a billionaire, so he is doing a

14:56

lot of work and a lot of

14:58

different places hustling grinding to make sure

15:00

that he gets there. But when you

15:02

mentioned Tom Brady and Brand Management, I

15:04

do think it's worth noting as he

15:06

complains about today's kids that. He benefited

15:08

from the success of Be

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Singular in Your Focus and

15:12

Do Not Care About Brand

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Yourself or Team for twenty

15:16

years and then grew really

15:19

sick and tired. Of.

15:22

Team. First on everything. Know.

15:24

I bring my trainer, my own scientists in here

15:26

to help me. and I'd like my own rules

15:28

because I've seen how much power Le Bron as.

15:30

Why don't I have that much power? I'm more

15:32

of a champion. The Le Bron I'm in a

15:35

more popular sport than the Bronx. Why don't I

15:37

have as much power as Le Bron? Oh, it's

15:39

because football doesn't allow at my thoughts doesn't allow

15:41

us. My owner doesn't allow what. I've got a

15:43

relationship with the owner. I. Go straight to

15:45

him and they say with the craft name on

15:47

it. Tom Brady will retire the way

15:50

that he wants to and then he doesn't.

15:52

And. Then he gets run out of that organization that

15:54

has team first. To. Go do

15:56

whatever it is that he wants and now

15:59

looks back on. it, success

16:01

of both brand and team

16:03

and says kids you can't care too

16:05

much about at the brand when at

16:07

the end he very badly and clearly

16:09

wanted his independence. Jess did you do

16:12

a signature eye roll when I ventured

16:14

that he could possibly come back this

16:16

season don't you want to see that?

16:18

I didn't eye roll you actually I just

16:20

I know you I rolled the concept. I

16:23

rolled Tom Brady. Yeah why? Because I hate

16:25

Tom Brady! If you're not a Patriots fan

16:27

you hate Tom Brady or I guess it's your

16:29

mic I don't know where that's coming from.

16:31

You remember the narrative you remember the narrative

16:33

of last season's prime time games and how

16:36

they were low scoring and how they were

16:38

bad and I pointed to

16:40

that right there as to a spot where

16:43

you miss Tom Brady because

16:45

there were about seven games on the NFL calendar

16:47

that would have been automatically way more interesting because

16:49

he would have been at the center of it

16:51

and on top of that he was a pretty

16:53

damn good player too and the games would be

16:55

better. I missed Tom Brady in

16:58

the sport last year and if he wants

17:00

to take some pot shots at the kids

17:02

and dust himself off and do it at

17:04

an age that we've never seen before after

17:06

a year off to teach these kids a

17:08

lesson himself I am down for that. How

17:10

can you not be? And even

17:12

if he fails it's still great.

17:15

Put it on the pole Juju would you like

17:17

to see Tom Brady come back because I I

17:21

think the answer to that is gonna be

17:23

no from people and it's because they're not

17:25

thinking about it enough. I

17:27

think people are gonna answer no to

17:29

that question. I don't want I'm sick

17:32

of Tom Brady. I don't want him

17:34

you you basically Tom Brady did such

17:36

an amazing thing in sports where he

17:38

basically beat the respect out of everybody.

17:40

He wins at the end even if

17:42

it doesn't go off with a championship

17:45

we all say yeah I hate you

17:47

because you're too good which is

17:49

like the ultimate compliment in sports. I

17:51

don't know that I can get a better

17:54

one than I that

17:56

Derek Jeter got some of this you beat the

17:58

respect out of me I hated you hated you,

18:00

hated you, hated you, and you shut me up

18:02

so many times that I had to just eat

18:04

it, but I would think that people

18:07

would want to watch him roasted. I believe that this

18:09

is going to be an enormous... First of all, I

18:11

love the... I don't want to see his friends roast

18:13

him. You

18:15

want to roast him. Let the Jets fans roast

18:17

him. Let's really get to the heart of this.

18:20

His two exes, let them roast him, which they

18:22

honestly might. That'd be something.

18:24

I can get the people talking. Actually, Mike, I

18:26

watched a roast the other night, a clip of a

18:28

roast of Alec Baldwin's oldest daughter roasting him, and it

18:30

was really mean. And I was like, if this is

18:32

what it's going to be like, I mean... I

18:36

think Tom's going to have a sense of humor about it,

18:38

and Peyton can deliver a well-written joke, and I assume Peyton

18:41

and Eli are going to be all over it, and there's

18:43

going to be plenty... Ooh, are they going to

18:45

talk about FTX? I imagine so.

18:47

There's plenty of fodder there for it. Pending

18:49

litigation, though. As long as Jeff Ross is

18:51

there, I'm good. Over and under Botox. Five

18:54

and a half Botox jokes. Over. draftkings.com,

18:56

baby. Over and a half... What

18:59

is the area that you can really hurt him? What's

19:01

the stuff that he's going to want cut out of

19:03

there? Well, his two X's roasting him. FTX's.

19:06

I meant like topics. What jokes

19:09

are off-limits for Brady here? He's just going to be like,

19:11

guys, do three hours on Deflategate, it won't bother

19:13

me. You know what would be killer? I

19:15

won that one. If a joke writer works

19:17

with Bill Belichick, and Bill Belichick decides to

19:19

steal the show and have

19:21

one final go at Tom Brady. So

19:24

also off-limits Antonio Brown stuff. And

19:27

Deflated Balls. No, that's how many

19:29

Deflated Balls joke. Those are the ones I feel like are

19:31

just... That doesn't affect him at all.

19:33

He's just like, that's nothing. Steve Martin. Will

19:36

anybody go after him? Because that

19:38

is a great sentence. And now

19:40

let's hear from both of Tom

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19:48

guys are questioning whether professional comedians will

19:51

be as mean to him. We've

19:54

talked about it on the show before. Like athletes, they

19:57

don't want to be made fun of the way

19:59

that celebrities will... allow themselves to be made fun

20:01

of. But there have been good athlete roasts. I'm not

20:03

saying that that's not the companion being one of them.

20:05

But I just, I hope that

20:07

that, you know, I hope

20:09

that he lets them. One of the

20:12

best roasts I ever, I ever

20:14

saw was nor, nor McDonald at the top

20:16

of the ESPYs and he was never allowed

20:18

to hold, host the ESPYs again. And nothing

20:20

like that ever appeared on

20:22

the ESPYs, uh, again, because it

20:24

was a comfortable gala for athletes.

20:26

And we remember the look on

20:28

Ken Griffey's face when Norm McDonald

20:31

is making yet more OJ Simpson

20:33

jokes about, uh, Hey, they can

20:35

never take your Heisman trophy away from you

20:37

unless you kill your wife and a waiter.

20:40

And everybody's just sort of looking

20:43

at him, staring uncomfortably. I

20:45

got to think if you're

20:47

televising with, with professional roasters

20:49

and the roast master, Jeffery,

20:52

Jeffrey Ross is involved with

20:54

this, it will be unkind.

20:56

I've never seen one of

20:58

these roasts not be horribly

21:00

unkind and they're always

21:02

great. I've loved

21:04

watching roasts since it was

21:07

like Friars Club. I'll

21:09

stop me and my brother used to

21:12

watch some of these old school seventies

21:14

and eighties roasts just because there's

21:16

so much, it's so much fun to watch

21:18

Tom Brady talked about that way to his

21:20

face and have to force a smile through

21:23

the bow top. Didn't you get

21:25

roasted once? Yeah, I did. Yes.

21:27

Was it mean? Well, the meanest

21:29

part is they played me off the stage

21:31

at the end of the night cause they

21:33

had to fill the room with nightclub goers.

21:35

And so the band is playing me off

21:38

before I'm finished. I've got 10 minutes left

21:40

of material and they're just playing music. Yeah.

21:42

We've got the late night crowd at the

21:44

hard rock trying to get in here. Not

21:48

even part of the roasts. They're like, Hey buddy, we

21:50

gotta, we got pain customers. Your

21:52

roast is over. It was abbreviated because the

21:54

sheets and giggles guy just went well over

21:56

his time. It's only like a half hour.

21:59

There's that. The sponsor of

22:01

the entire event was allowed a very

22:04

long leash by Jason Jackson who doesn't

22:06

mind people being yammering. That's going to

22:08

be Edelman. He is someone

22:10

he sees a yammer every time he looks in

22:12

the mirror and so he appreciates yammering right up

22:15

until I'm doing it and people got to get

22:17

into the nightclub and the band is playing me

22:19

off. Do you know how hurtful it is to

22:21

have your roast? The most hurtful thing about your

22:24

roast being them playing you off at the end?

22:28

You know how hurtful it is to see my big dog get

22:30

played off by the music? That

22:35

will probably not happen to Tom Brady. I got

22:37

to think though if Netflix is

22:39

going to get into the business of the live

22:41

stuff, the gather

22:44

around your television at an appointed time, we're

22:46

going to go against our entire model of

22:48

you can watch this when you want which

22:50

is what the consumer has demanded so much

22:53

now that none of us have any time

22:55

for commercials anymore. commercials are

22:57

paying for everything and the tolerance that none

22:59

of us can abide and also I assume

23:01

the streaming services at some point in the

23:04

future will force more and more of these

23:06

commercials on us whether we want them

23:08

or not because of how much the

23:11

industry is changing. But Netflix doing this

23:13

with these two people, Kevin

23:15

Hart and Tom Brady, that is

23:17

so strategically purposeful from a network

23:19

that is carrying comedy more than

23:22

any other network. comedy right now

23:24

exists in a couple of spaces

23:26

and I'm stunned

23:29

when I see all

23:31

of these arenas filled by

23:34

Andrew Schultz who hasn't even done a

23:36

proper special the way other comedians look

23:38

at specials because of the two places

23:41

where comedians are allowed to be most

23:43

popular now. It's not late night television

23:45

anymore. It's in this sphere

23:48

where the Andrew Santino's and

23:52

the what is a Von? Theo

23:55

Von. I keep forgetting his name

23:57

where they exist the Joe Rogan comedians. now,

24:00

and you know Netflix has been feeding

24:02

comedy for a long time with specials,

24:04

this is something that I imagine is

24:06

gonna do a huge number because of

24:08

who the two part, how palatable the

24:11

two participants are to America. Kevin Hart

24:13

and Tom Brady. Yeah, Kevin

24:15

Hart's done stuff that also has flown

24:17

under the radar and audiences have decided,

24:21

no, maybe a little bit too much. He is

24:23

out there a lot, he's paid a lot of

24:25

money by a lot of different platforms, but I

24:27

think it's going to be successful just because it's

24:29

really the concept of a rose.

24:31

These have been pop culture moments in

24:33

their previous incarnation. You mentioned the Friars Club

24:35

and Comedy Central. I think this

24:38

is going to be hugely popular because this is Netflix's

24:40

first attempt at it and they're gonna get great comedians.

24:43

The thing that is another addition to this

24:45

sort of live comedy element is Netflix

24:47

is doing a special with John Mulaney

24:49

coming up as well. They did the

24:51

Chris Rock live. The Mulaney special seems

24:53

like it's actually a contained sort of

24:55

produced special that's going to be live.

24:57

So they're clearly trying to get into

24:59

the live comedy space in a way

25:01

that none of these other networks need

25:03

to be doing. No, they're in the

25:05

live game. They just brought, they

25:08

bought Monday Night Raw. They

25:10

are players in this game and

25:12

are building up more and more to

25:14

go out and

25:16

get these properties to watch Netflix

25:19

live. And we just

25:21

come back to cable television only at seven times the

25:23

price. Oh! Shout

25:25

out Capitalist. Stop showing me commercials on my

25:27

streaming services. Alright, I'm glad you mentioned

25:29

commercials. I want to put this in as

25:32

the worst commercial in the history of our

25:34

commercials. Shaggy of Disables is in there and

25:36

Shaggy of Homegrown. Please brothers, pull

25:38

the plug. I don't even know what

25:41

they selling. Chris Cody likes it. They wouldn't even know

25:43

that song though. I do kind of, I do like

25:45

the commercial. Everyone's been complaining about it. I like it.

25:47

Exactly too much. But that songs

25:49

way before their time. They would never

25:52

know that one. The Libertards. Sub 500

25:54

season it's been lonely. Now

25:57

the best players on our side.

26:01

been losing and losing for much

26:04

too long but

26:06

now we're back with New

26:08

York Pride StuGuts! Jaylen! You've

26:12

got us on our feet Jaylen!

26:16

We're gonna win the East

26:18

Jaylen! Without

26:21

Randall we're still doing fine!

26:25

This is the Unlebatar Show with

26:28

the StuGuts! We

26:35

love this guy and this guy's energy.

26:38

Mero is in studio with us, fashionably

26:40

late, the way Dominicans do it. And

26:44

he is wearing what I believe to be

26:46

the single best piece of jewelry I have

26:49

ever seen which is just Jesus' face. You

26:51

know what I'm saying? Amen. You've

26:53

never seen a Jesus piece on a cuban before, Dan? No. You

26:57

know what I'm saying? I was like, hold on.

26:59

You live in Miami. I'm sorry, did I say

27:01

I hadn't seen one or that this is the

27:03

best one I've ever seen? Here we go. I

27:05

told my jeweler, I was like, how do I

27:08

wash this? Because

27:11

I don't have that weird steam thing that you have?

27:13

Like the wand to wash it with? He's

27:15

like, listen bro, lukewarm water,

27:18

gentle soap and just let it sit.

27:20

He's like, nothing abrasive. I was like, alright cool. You know

27:22

what I mean? So we're gonna keep

27:25

the biggie chain. This is actually an homage. You know what

27:27

I'm saying? If you're a hip hop, you know, Cubans

27:29

with the Jesus piece, with my peeps, we're

27:31

here with my peeps in Miami, 305. You

27:34

know what I mean? And like I said, I don't want to

27:37

start. You know what I mean? I know you have

27:40

your things that you want to talk about, but like

27:42

I said, on a previous appearance on

27:44

this program, Christoph Puzingas,

27:47

durability, environment, proven last night.

27:50

Boston Celtics, most fraudulent number one seed ever

27:52

in the history of the New York Basketball

27:55

Association because that's what it is right now. You

27:57

know what I'm saying? The New York Basketball Association with the Knicks. Okay,

28:00

now you get into whatever you want to get into Dan. Thank you.

28:03

You were- Tony, Tony came in here

28:05

the moment that he heard- Tony was not here and

28:07

then he heard you were here and- Am I right?

28:10

Hey, is it real? He just wanted to be near

28:12

you. Tony, what do you have for Mero? I got

28:14

a bunch of things. Usually we do- I'm gonna let

28:16

you do your show, Dan, obviously. Thank you both of

28:18

you for allowing that. Yeah, I'm just here. I got

28:21

one, but we usually do it in a Fonda Dia,

28:23

a little bit more Cuban style. I'm doing this one

28:25

Dominican style because the boy is in the building. So

28:27

we can do that later. Mike

28:29

yesterday feuded with Paul Pierce publicly.

28:31

How are you feeling in general, Mike, about

28:33

all this nixtum that is making an appearance?

28:35

Because New York has gotten very loud, and

28:37

I want to say very fast, but they've

28:40

been waiting 20 years for this. Yeah, this

28:42

has been percolating. This has been percolating. And

28:44

I thought that the

28:46

NBA didn't need New York. And

28:48

then this season happened and I was kind

28:50

of feeling New York being involved because they

28:52

finally have a team that I think is

28:54

worthy of the chest pounding. And I think,

28:56

man, get it out right now. They're

28:59

killing it. Yes. You think it is?

29:01

Well, it's going to end in a second round. So you get it out

29:03

now. Yeah! What is that? I

29:06

knew it. I knew it. I was like,

29:09

yo, bro, you think the Pacers are going

29:11

to beat us? Darn. Yeah, that's true. The

29:13

Indiana Pacers? I don't think this

29:15

one's over yet. I think, do you think

29:17

this one's over? It's cooked. It's

29:20

cooked, bro. Listen, Giannis, I

29:22

love you, bro. You know what I mean?

29:24

You're one of the most like humble, likable

29:27

NBA guys. Maybe it's a facade.

29:29

Who knows? I don't know. Allegedly. Except

29:32

my ex-girlfriends. Okay? So

29:34

he's a nice guy and you want him to win. You

29:37

know what I mean? I remember when they lost and

29:40

the reporter asked him, like, yo, was

29:43

this season a failure? You know what I

29:45

mean? And he was just like, ah,

29:48

like I would have jumped over the thing. Like the guy

29:50

that jumped over, you know what I mean? And pushed the

29:52

judge. I would have did that. Like, bro, don't ask me

29:54

that. We just lost, fam. We just

29:56

lost in the playoffs. I'm the guy. I'm

29:59

the guy on his team. Everybody's looking at me like yo if

30:01

you lose it's on you. You know I mean

30:03

I'm from Greece, bro I don't know how to do American

30:05

swag and be like man I did you know to me

30:07

like if that was Russell Westbrook, bro Totally

30:09

different post conference, but he's not asking you about

30:12

Milwaukee because you're just taking out the entire conference

30:14

He's saying as I'm saying and I'd still fear

30:16

that Philadelphia team now. I'm gonna get him out

30:18

of here Get him out of here. Listen. Let

30:20

me tell you something. I Am

30:23

NOT an athlete, you know saying I don't know

30:25

if you know that I'm not an athlete But

30:27

you're looking more like one than you used to

30:30

you're looking you're looking lean right now awesome

30:35

Poppy it's gonna be a hot summer. You know say my

30:37

wife is very jealous You know I'm saying I'm I on

30:39

the peloton do a mad push-ups in the morning. I'm working

30:42

out with my son Shut the Marrow jr. I love you.

30:44

You know me we are again diesel, bro. You should have

30:46

brought him It's bring your kid to work there. I know

30:48

and he said he's a yo can I come and I

30:50

was like, bro You got school I

30:55

Know you got school And

30:57

then when you go to school on Monday, yeah, what

30:59

is your math homework? I couldn't do it. I was on the

31:01

dad. Love it our show my pops. You know

31:03

I'm saying like Yeah,

31:06

I'm surprised you're not scared of them bead though.

31:08

I'm surprised not not You know why because I

31:10

watched that game too And

31:12

I watched the Curt Schilling bloody sock moment whether he

31:14

bust a stitch open and he was doing all kind

31:16

of wild stuff when he Threw the ball off the

31:18

glass to himself and yammed it. I was like wow,

31:20

that's crazy You're on perks.

31:23

You know what I mean that

31:25

allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly

31:27

cuz they got that man listen You've

31:30

been doing sports for a long time there.

31:32

You know that if you're the guy they

31:34

gonna make you play You know say you thought

31:36

Pat Mahoney's we got her in a Super Bowl and they were

31:38

gonna be like I sit we're gonna start Whoever the hell I

31:40

don't even know who's behind you, you know to say because you're

31:43

the guy So we're gonna we're gonna

31:45

whatever we got to give you to get you

31:47

back out there We're gonna give you and and

31:49

beat is out there wearing leggings with busted stitches

31:51

bro off a perk 30 allegedly You know what

31:54

I mean? And that's not gonna that's not sustainable

31:56

then all it takes is for Mitch Rob to

31:58

dunk on him one time and his

32:00

whole, the whole construction of his

32:02

knees is gonna... I thought

32:04

he was legitimately done for the season in the

32:07

coolest way I had ever seen in the history

32:09

of sports. Throwing it off the backboard around

32:11

Mitchell Robinson to dunk with his own pass to

32:13

himself. And then collapsing in a heap, I also

32:15

did think, my God, how many needles has that

32:18

guy taken? Do you know what I mean? Like,

32:20

you know? Did you see his eye whenever

32:22

he was on the ground? He got the baby

32:24

doll eye, bro, one of them... Don't

32:27

move it, all of them guys. He

32:30

just had one looking at the bench the whole time, at the medical

32:32

staff, like, yo, y'all got another one? Y'all

32:34

got some Torridahl back there? He's

32:37

got NFL shit back there, bro. Like, it was

32:39

serious. When was the last time, and I will

32:41

tell people again as I have before, that every

32:44

Thursday he's got new episodes with Carmelo Anthony, 7

32:46

p.m. Oh, man. In Brooklyn. This

32:48

one's a banger. The last one is dropped

32:50

today. Today's Thursday, right? Yeah, it dropped today.

32:52

You know what I'm saying? Go check it

32:54

out. It's live now, and it has the

32:56

New York legend, Stefan Marbury. And

32:59

yes, we talk about Vaseline. Eating

33:01

Vaseline. We talk about all that. You know what I mean? So

33:03

it's in there, check it out. You get a... I

33:06

promise you, bro. Because like, yo, shout

33:08

out to LeBron and JJ Redick. They got their new

33:10

thing, and it's just like, hey, man, you know, when

33:12

I said, hey, you know, I saw D-Wade coming

33:14

off the pick, I said, you got to pick the picker, and

33:16

then the X-O curl. You know, and he didn't

33:18

curl when I did the X-O, so then I had to

33:20

O to X. And you know, when you

33:22

O to X, JJ, you know

33:25

when you O to X, right? And JJ's like,

33:27

yeah, yeah, yeah. When you O

33:29

to X, man, everything kind of goes to

33:31

shit. And then I'm just like, bro, what the... What

33:33

are they talking about? I played 21 in the projects.

33:35

I don't know what is this. You

33:37

know what I'm saying? But that's that. You know

33:39

what I mean? That's for those guys. 7

33:41

p.m. in Brooklyn is for you. You got

33:44

into the juicy stuff with Marbury. Everybody

33:46

wants to hear from Marbury on the

33:48

New York years, on Lauryn Brown, on

33:50

playing overseas, being an icon over there,

33:53

and seemingly having a public mental health

33:55

crisis. You know what I mean? And

33:58

yes, we got into all of that. So

34:00

yeah, check it out. So if you have a brogue also victory

34:03

light, you know, I mean we are here You know I

34:05

mean if you want to hear straight unhinged mania and

34:07

me and a manic episode for an hour and

34:09

a half straight with two Wonderful calls

34:12

named Liz Bell Ortiz and radio budget victory

34:14

light is for you. You know what I mean? Lehman and

34:17

I listened to that on our road trip recently and

34:19

he Proceeded to tell

34:21

me all about was a bloom burrito.

34:23

What was the name of the Twitter

34:26

account for Bloomberg Bloombito

34:30

Bloombito Never know about

34:32

that piece of New York. Oh, yeah, bloomy toe dog

34:34

Well, he was just like trying his best to

34:36

speak Spanish, you know saying much like a

34:39

New York Puerto Rican Try to his absolute

34:41

best to try to speak some Spanish, bro

34:43

Speaking of which we had a debate here

34:45

beforehand and you are in the middle of

34:47

age here where they're explaining to me between

34:50

me and them that that pit bull Change

34:52

the meaning of the word cool Oh

34:55

from when I was a young person

34:57

when Kula was not the whole ass It

34:59

was the asshole when I was young

35:02

and so I wanted a verdict from

35:04

you as What

35:06

what is the ruling here does pit bull

35:08

get to change that? Listen, Miami is a

35:10

very powerful metropolitan city, you know, I'm saying

35:13

and pit bull is the governor of Miami

35:15

You know saying he's mr. Well wide so

35:17

when you miss the world wide you get

35:19

to change some things You know

35:21

me so he influenced the culture bro. He made Kula

35:24

not just booty hole the

35:26

entirety of the boot Then

35:32

I think when you were searching for earlier in case Lee

35:34

I'm in is you're looking for ass

35:36

was oh ho that Kula Which

35:39

is a logical like hello No, I'm

35:41

saying that in my youth the Kula

35:43

that in my household that that's what

35:45

the Kula was It was not the

35:47

whole land and during the Great Depression.

35:49

What was it? I mean, that's what

35:51

I mean. That's true No, dude, you're

35:53

right. But the many as we call

35:55

it like that. My choppa. Yeah,

35:57

okay choppa mommy corneal. Yeah You

36:00

know what I mean like that like you gotta

36:02

get ASMR with it. Yeah, I'm gonna get that

36:04

bone. All right now Blah

36:12

blah blah let me stop bro, cuz I'm gonna start them

36:14

both we should put some demo on Where

36:19

does the last game rank for you in

36:21

terms of sports emotions of the last I

36:23

don't know how many years to win that

36:26

way late with a team that you're falling

36:28

in love with because they New

36:30

York likes to think that that team is

36:32

representing the things that New York is you

36:34

did it with a very different team in

36:36

the 90s much different than this one But

36:39

this team New York is falling in love with

36:41

because of how they play how they play how

36:43

they get together How they vibe

36:45

with each other is you know kind of similar

36:47

to the Yankees right now? Like, you know Juan

36:49

Soto's making Aaron judge look like not a cyborg,

36:52

you know me which is a tall tap

36:54

You know I'm saying cuz that mother he

36:56

is swaggerless. I love you it George But

36:59

he's kind of swaggerless, you know saying but Juan

37:01

stepped in and did his thing But with the Knicks it's

37:03

the same thing the energy is different. You

37:05

know what I mean? It's not like maybe It's

37:08

you know, I mean like it used to be like yo, nah

37:11

Like like Mike was saying oh, you know sick

37:13

around and that was like the real thinking like

37:16

yo If we make it to the second round

37:18

now, it's like bro All

37:20

y'all you know I mean the box you don't mean the

37:22

heat Bring it you know I'm saying I'm

37:24

like I'm scoffing at the end of the movie like I'm

37:29

like people's rolling in the shaft remake It's

37:35

literal with Jalen Brunson you can say hello

37:37

to my In

37:40

the end of patience come in the back door with that stanger I

37:47

The best part though is seeing like mellow

37:49

in his like knit yellow fit like

37:51

right on the court side with all

37:53

the old Knicks it's amazing. I love you.

37:55

That's exactly where I was going with this. That

37:57

is what gave me even more and listen

38:00

There was a resentment built because

38:02

that game coincided with Passover, you

38:04

know I'm saying and my wife

38:06

is The Judaism persuasion, you

38:08

know I'm saying so we had to go do

38:11

a seder instead of me sitting in between Melo

38:13

and John Starks Drunk off Quervo jumping up and

38:15

down, you know, I mean enjoy myself. But hey,

38:18

I love my family and I love my kids

38:20

man That's all y'all that is resentment right there.

38:22

No, no, no, man. It's cool. Shout out my

38:24

man T I'm saying T. What up, baby? You

38:26

know you see you missed out on

38:28

something tremendous Faith

38:31

yeah, you know not even my face like

38:33

that. It was just It

38:35

was like, you know just not

38:37

camaraderie man solidarity solidarity with

38:39

you A

38:42

lot of people get their satyrs to go to

38:44

that game. Yeah, my boyfriend. Yeah, shout the least

38:46

really man God damn, I should have did what you

38:48

did bro, but then your kids wouldn't have been

38:50

looking at you. Look, we're starting You

38:52

know, did you see through everything that

38:54

was happening through the religious ceremonies because

38:56

of where you wanted to be? I

39:00

was just like I was just like man, I ain't no

39:02

man get over there just show over it bro Bring the

39:04

brisket out, you know saying like just let's

39:06

get this over it But what

39:08

energized me was seeing Melo John

39:11

all those guys jumping up and down go

39:13

to Spree Well, who looks like the most

39:15

dominant center in the WNBA like just

39:17

gone crazy jumping up and down like yeah

39:20

Yeah, hugging each other slap each other in

39:22

the back, bro. That's it was beautiful man

39:24

It was like generations of New York basketball

39:27

Coming together to celebrate this renaissance, you know,

39:29

and you missed it and I and I

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and I was even brisket with a college

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earn on the whole time Hey

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everybody, it's Mike and typically I record these Miller

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light spots in the studio But I requested that

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I specifically record this one from my home office

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because I got a window and I'm looking outside

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at those beautiful Fishtail palms knowing that in just

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a few seconds. I'm gonna go out there I'm

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gonna crack open a can of Miller light because

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while sitting outside by my fishtail palms is usually

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a good time I like to take it up

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a notch and make it a Miller

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Time. That's right, you crack that puppy

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open and you don't have to think

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about what you're drinking for a darn

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second. A lot has changed over the

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years including my backyard, lots of landscaping

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being done right now. But the one

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thing that hasn't changed is the undebatable

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quality of Miller Lite. You don't have

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to choose what quality is the best.

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Miller Lite has great taste and it's

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less filling. Tastes like Miller Time. To

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get Miller Lite delivered right to your

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door, visit millerlite.com/Dan or you can find

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it pretty much anywhere that sells beer.

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Celebrate responsibly Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee,

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Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces,

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fewer cal's and carbs than premium

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regular beer. Hey

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batter batter, are you ready to hit

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a home run with flavor? Step up

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to the plate and swing by Penn

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Station East Coast Subs, where every bite

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is a grand slam. Craving a classic

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Philly cheesesteak or maybe a savory chicken

40:51

teriyaki? Or how about loading up on

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their delicious fresh cut fries? Call it

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a triple play by ordering Penn Station's

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signature fresh squeezed lemonade. When it comes

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to subs, Penn Station is the big

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league. Order online at penn-station.com or

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stop at a store near you.

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Penn Station East Coast Subs. Subs.