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Oh right, because you're not richer. You'd make a lot of money. That's the voice anyway, Alis Sarah's built beforecast Danny Bona Ducci on the
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com. With international travel making a huge comeback after the peak of the pandemic,
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a lot of people are going to a lot of different places right on
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and there is a new list out of the most attractive cities worldwide, Like
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the people are most attractive of the flights are most attractive? What do you mean economics, tourism, sustainability, health and safety. I bet you can
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guess what international city came in at number one okay for the most attractive cities?
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Yeah, like, where is the most attractive to go as a tourist?
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Uh? Paris? Yes, you guys? Wow? Really? Okay?
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Paris came in at number one, followed by Dubai, Madrid, Tokyo,
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and Amsterdam. Nice. Are you interested in going to Dubai? I
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am, And I'm not like I get you. It's just a desert and
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I don't know that there's that much to do. They just talk about shopping
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and that's not right. And money and everybody's got a rolls Royce. You're
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absolutely right. But I would like to see it, but I wouldn't mind
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seeing it a helicopter and then going somewhere else. Oh I like that idea.
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Yeah, I'm smart that way. Well, you've just announced your retirement
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this week. Today is your second to last show tomorrow. It would be
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so weird. Yes, but so you're going to be retired after working for
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sixty plus years. You could take a helicopter tour over Dubai. I certainly
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could. I wouldn't, but I could. Well. I want to remind
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you that you can still leave messages for Danny or talk to Danny call eight
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hundred and two five two one two five ahead of that final show tomorrow.
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Yeah. When it comes to googling, googling things like to learn more about
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it, That's that's what I do almost constantly. It's funny. I can't
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get my Google to work here, and by God, I live off that
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I need that. So you mean like to say, hey, Google,
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how awesome is Danny Montaducci. It will, by the way, if you
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have it, it will tell you. If you ask your Google how much
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do I love Danny? It will answer well. I mean, you could
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always do it on your phone. That's why I'm saying. It's you have
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one of those like Alexa type devices. Yes, I do. But when
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it comes to googling, they made a list of the stuff that was googled
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the most over this past year. When it comes to news, the war
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in Israel and Gaza came in at number one. Oh, I'm not surprised
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at all, followed by the Titanic submarine. Oh, which, by the
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way, people google it wrong. It wasn't actually a submarine. It was
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a submersible, yes, but either way you're going to get the right results.
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Right. When it comes to people, the most googled people, Damar
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Hamlin, is that I was the football player who died in the middle of
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a football game, in the middle of the football field. That's right,
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that's right, That was awful. That was followed by Jeremy Renner who had
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that terrible snowplow accident. Is he up and around? Yet he is God
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bless a nice guy. When it comes to people passing, the number one
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Google search was Matthew Perry. Yeah, of course. That was followed by
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Tina Turner and Sinad O'Connor. So if you googled any of that stuff,
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you are not alone, right, you're not alone. But I really don't
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wiste to Google. Just say how awesome is Danny Bonderucci and it will tell
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you. Nacho cheese doritos. They've been a staple for half a century.
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Sure, I don't know that I know anybody who hasn't had a dorito before.
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No, and if they haven't, you should not trust them, you
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know, now that I think about this. There is a hockey player number
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one draft. He's a kid. His name is Connor Bdard and he's playing
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for Chicago. Sure they think this is like the New Way in Gretzky,
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that he really that good. His mom claims he has never ever had fast
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food? What what do you mean that? That's part of how he maintains
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his athleticism and his skill and his ability is by watching very carefully what he
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put in his body. Wow, I wonder what he puts in his body.
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Then I'm guessing not nacho cheese Dorito's. Well, nacho cheese doritos are
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not just a snack now, they're an alcohol. What do you mean?
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There's a company. This is one of the masterminds that the restaurant Noma has
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come out with a new alcohol that tastes like nacho cheese doritos. You know,
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every time you say Dorito's, I think Dorrise is on the line.
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Everybody. It's stories in Chicago. Why you do that very well? I
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know she'll be calling in tomorrow for your final show here on KISOK. Yes,
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yeah, Well, Kanye West is a bit of a weird weird one,
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right, not even a bit that guy's for I think he might be
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dangerous. Well, Seth Rogan said he had a very uncomfortable encounter with Kanye
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West. Is there any other kind of encounter with that guy? True,
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but this one to me seems even more bizarre. Turns out they share a
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trainer, and at one point Seth Rogan showed up early for his training session
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and Kanye West was there. He said, Kanye West, all he did
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was talk about my movie super Bad for twelve. I liked that movie too.
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It was a pretty good movie. It's so good, he said.
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For twenty minutes, he recited scenes from super Bad word for word. Okay,
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that is weird. I don't know if I'd be offended in anyway if
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somebody came to me and say, oh, I listen to your radio show all the time. Here's your best joke and told it. Oh, no,
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I think it was weird super Bad word for word, And Seth Rogan
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said, what's even more strange, same encounter happened with eminem No way.
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Apparently rappers really like super Bad. Super Bad, I enjoy a bit.
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Danny's got something to say about toilets. I'm not exactly sure, because
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we all have them, we all use them. But Danny's got opinions and he'll share them next on one of two point five Kazy Okay, the class
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crock station. One O two point five Hazy Okay, a classic rock station.
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Sure, I saw some red flags the Danny Bona Ducci and Ceremony Show.
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Please weird. He's a nerve use. Danny Bonaducci's takes sh Here is
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my take on toilets. You know, we all need them, we all use them. But fats are fats, and some toilets are just better than
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others. Years ago, I had one of those total toilets in my primary
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bathroom in Queen Anne, and Wow, it spoiled me. It had a
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light that kicked on when it sensed motion. It had a seat eater, a seat eater, for God's sake. You could also adjust temperature, flow
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level, and angle of the water to shoot at your undercarriage. The show's
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not over here, ladies and gentlemen. You can crank up the air and blow your undercarriage dry. Remember the great toilet paper shortage? Of twenty twenty.
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You don't even need toilet paper if you have one of these babies,
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but getting one isn't necessarily a piece of cake. You need an outlet right
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behind your toilet, and I guarantee you your house doesn't automatically have one of
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these, so after an electrician comes over to your house and tears up your
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walls to put one in, if you have to get one of these special things, which starts about five hundred bucks and they can go up to ten
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grand. Now I am not the Sultan number nine. I'm getting the quote
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unquote cheap fancy toilets, but trust me, they're worth it. And that's
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my take on toilet This is a big week here on one of two point five kz okay the Classic Rock Station. Tomorrow is Danny Bantaducci's final show.
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Danny, I cannot believe it. You are retiring and tomorrow is it.
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That's it, man, I'm coming by the studio to say hey to you and everybody else, and it's like a grand goodbye. I mean, I'll
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be back in Seattle for the summers. I miss everybody already, and I'm
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not technically gone. Nope, but your last show on the air before you
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retire from broadcasting is tomorrow. So all week long, we've been talking to
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friends of the show, friends of yours, people we've interviewed before, people
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who have had interaction with you, sharing some favorite memories and joining us.
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Now is Dog the Bounty Hunter? Wow? Hey dog, what's up?
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Brother? Listen? You'd be like Jane Simmons and kids and you're retiring.
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Uh you seem to know me so well. So what's happening in dog world?
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Oh? Everything is good. God, there's so much stuff. It's
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your time, so I don't want to take it. But everything is is
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good and getting better, you know what I mean, I do know I
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mean, And that's that's great. You know. Let me add this about
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you because of your appearents. And you see a dog the bounty and he's
11:18
throwing criminals to the ground, you might not get this. One of the
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nicest people I have ever met is Dog the Bounty Hunter. Oh, thank
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you, brother. It all attends, you know, I hunt him down,
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pretending they did something to one of my family and I pretend like they
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hit man. Wow. And that once I all that adremnine leaves and I
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pretend like I'm Jesus. Okay, So I see a lot of cops given
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guys cigarettes now instead of slapping them all they're cuffs. So thank you for
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the compliment. Brother, No, no problem at all. And yeah you
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are you are a kind guy. But do you always get your man? You know, not too brag, but bragging saying I have been in Uh
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how does the Fed state instrumental in the apprehension when I can't get there.
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I've got a secret seal team FEDS that will snag him for me, but
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no one ever has got away. I got forty five years as why ten
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thousand arrests men and women, and of course all felons because I don't chase
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misdemeanors. But what we're gonna do? Our parents could retire, We can't
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retire until we die. Yeah, that's essentially true. Man, So what
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are you gonna do? Danny Dog wants to know, what What are you gonna do with your retirement? Yeah, that's easy. I'm gonna go to
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Hawaiian become a bounty hunter. What are you crazy? Friend? Jesse James
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tried that right, Yeah, sure, And he walked up to some guy
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on the street and said, listen, man, you're under rest. The
12:45
guy dropped you. He must not love that story. You know it comes
12:48
off a really bravado man. He must not love that sort. And I'll
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tell you one hundred percent success. That's great. Say, out of one
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hundred times I try and be funny, like seven, I get seven,
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seven out of a hundred, not one of you're the man, so h
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Now have you hired new people out there, because I know you were just
13:03
going balls out if you don't mind the expression that you're building up your team
13:07
since the last time I was there. The kids are growing. They're grown,
13:11
so Leland's doing bounty hunting baby leasas stilling away. My daughters are all
13:16
over, My sons are everywhere. So I have a new wife, you
13:18
know, because Beth passed almost going on five years. I do know that
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I didn't know if I should measure it. Yeah, sorry, thank you.
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I pulled the car over two years after she died. Said Lord,
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I'm going back to the Devil's Disciples Hell's Angels, which I was in in
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the in the seventies and went to Texas prison, and I said, I
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gotta have a Christian. I want a skinny, tall girl taller than me
13:43
what trib because I'm half a Pachie and lo and behold that night I got
13:48
a call from Fancy and lo and behold. A year later we hooked up,
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and I am telling you, bruh, I am still after almost two
13:56
years in love so much. So we're doing so many things, speaking in
14:01
churches, We're going all over television, as you know, as I know,
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you know, I'm a lot happier. And we do do only first
14:11
degree murderers. Now what you know? We just we just helped catch out
14:16
of Brazil with the seal team and another guy we just helped capture. So
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because of my age and how long I've done it, you know, they
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make the Feds retire at fifty two. Wow. And the Bible said you
14:31
inherit wisdom and knowledge in your fifties. So not that these Feds find water
14:37
sitting on it in the boat. They're finally saying, dog, what would
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you do? And again they're finally listening, dog, Let me ask you,
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has Danny Boutaducci ever helped you apprehend a criminal? No? But one
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time. You know, Danny's built like a brick, you know what house?
14:52
And I do. I had met him a few times, and they
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said, listen, here's what the producer said. They said, I can
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throw down too, right, So they said, you go out there,
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Danny's gonna throw down, and you were going to try to rest him.
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And I go, oh, is that right. There'll be a go signal
15:09
when you get ready to take him down. I said, okay. So
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I told Beth I once drew on a guy and he I said, on
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three go and on two I popped him with a taser and he said,
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you said three. I said, you said you'd go to course. I
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thought of that, and I told Beth, I said, listen, when
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we get out there, when I first shake his hand, I'm taking him
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out with a gentleman handshake. Wow. And she goes, no, I
15:37
go take these cuffs right now. I'll barely get him on the ground.
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You cuff him and it's like, you know, it's like roping a bull
15:45
when you come out of the shoot, right the two guys and the one
15:50
guy runs after the bull and the other guy ropes him and ties them up.
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And I said, Beth, I can hold him down just for a few seconds. Get those cuffs on him. So we walk out on stage.
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Within I'm thirty seconds he reaches his hand out. I flipped him around
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and slamming him, and Beth gets one cup on and he starts yelling for
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sanity. Wait are we talking about you? You did all this to Danny
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Bonanducci. Yeah, and he like you Motherci. Yeah. Well, how
16:23
have I never heard that Dog the Bounty Hunter tried to arrest you and his
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wife jumped on top and handcuffed you. Okay, listen to the story.
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So the guy grabs me and flips me all around, and then a woman
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comes and does the rest of it. There's a reason you've never heard those
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stories. Hey, Dog, I appreciate you taking the time out of your
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day. Thank you so much. Dog. I really appreciate the call and
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stay in touch. Love you brother. Thank you guys. Aloha, I
16:48
will love you too, man. Aloha. Bye Dog the Bounty Hunter, Bye, Dog the Bounty Hunter. Good stories. I really appreciate it.
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Bye Danny Bonaducci and Radio EO. Yeah. See man, that's Dog.
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I told you, man, that's the nicest guy in the world. Doug the bene Hunter. And by the way, we're on some stage yet.
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I didn't have to go to jail after the story. But it was just
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mad. They don't play around. All of that stuff they did was super
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rough and I didn't see it coming. I didn't. I didn't know that was gonna happen. That was some kind of reward for being on the stage.
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But you gotta love the guy right absolutely, And throughout today and tomorrow
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we are going to be talking with all sorts of people sharing favorite memories from
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Who is the lead singer of Cheap Trick? I don't know, all right?
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I don't know that one either, So sorry, Alicia, you sound so
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just after nine. But next is Danny Banaducci Life Coach. He's going to
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talk with Christopher and Greenwood. Christopher has a kid who's twenty one it wants
20:41
to get married first, since he's too young, Will Danny agree. We'll
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see, we'll find out. We'll take us call after you took okay in
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your problem is, Danny can help you get through it. It's Christopher in
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Greenwood. Hey, Christopher, how are you Hey? I'm doing all right.
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How are you guys doing? We're all very good. What can I
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do for you today? My kid wants to get married. Sounds good,
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But he's just twenty one. Yeah, Now he's been with this lady for
21:19
two years and they both just graduated college, got good jobs. But twenty
21:26
one, it seems pretty young to me. It's a disaster. It's absolutely
21:30
a disaster, that is if you ask me, only because are they high
21:33
school sweethearts? They met in high school, but they didn't start dating until
21:37
two years ago. All right, Well, I'll take it that they met
21:40
in high school. I find that always to be problematic. I met you
21:45
know what, she and or he was my high school sweetheart. Well,
21:48
you haven't made enough decisions in your life to make that big of a decision.
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Twenty one is too young to get mad. How old's the girl?
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Ah, she's also twenty one. There's also twenty one. What are your
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first inclinations? What is it you think you should try or have tried?
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I mean, I asked him if he's sure that there's no one else out
22:07
there that might be in his future. She's a sweet gal. Don't get
22:11
me wrong. I'm happy that they dated, but I've kind of tried to
22:15
talk to him like, you never know who else is out there. You
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should really, you know, get some experience so that you know this is
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what you want. Those are the angles I've tried. Well, let's try
22:25
something else. He's a normal, healthy, red blooded American kid. Yeah.
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Did you ever see the movie? And I shouldn't even bring this up?
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Do you ever see the movie The Firm with Tom Cruise? You know
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what? I didn't see that one. I don't want to lie to you. Yeah, well, don't lie to me and be bad man. Here's
22:41
the thing on that movie. They wanted Tom Cruise to behave in a certain
22:45
way. So he's walking along the beach one day and a woman starts yelling
22:49
help, and so he runs up to the woman. She's so beautiful and
22:52
she's so grateful that they end up hooking up. In the end of this,
22:56
it's a setup. He's being set up by his own law firm so
23:00
that that nagging wife of his will go away and they can manipulate Tom.
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Now I'm not saying that you should throw other options right in front of his
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face, but it wouldn't hurt I don't think. Does your boy ever go
23:11
to Vegas? Nah? Yet he's talked about it though. All right,
23:14
why don't you take him? Here's the thing on that anything can happen in
23:18
Vegas, and if it does, everything doesn't want to stay in Vegas.
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You want to know. Hey, man, you're right, Dad, I had no idea I was going to meet that girl up at Caesar's Palace.
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It's crazy and I don't love her, but I'm definitely sure I don't want
23:32
to get married today. That's my answer to you. I know it's terrible,
23:34
but you can have a lot of talks. They can move in together.
23:37
You can do whatever you want to do. But if you're nice,
23:40
healthy, and I'm gonna just assume attractive boy goes to Vegas with dad and
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has some of the stoppers pulled out, there's a very good chance he's going
23:47
to meet someone at the Caesars Palace, Disco Center or something like that.
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I say, take him on a father son kind of trip and see if
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he doesn't accidentally bump into somebody. And by the way, I am not
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above putting that someone in his path. I know that sounds terrible, but
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one, he might meet someone, and option two, he definitely meets someone.
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Either way, at the end of the day, he meets someone. And that is why you call the life coach. I love it. I
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was worried you're gonna say you're a maniac bonadu. That's terrible advice, but
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it sounded good to me. No, I'm excited to play my trip to
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Vegas forgets. No thanks, Yeah, there's no real downside to this.
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I take it easy, man, and thank you very much for reaching out.
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For sure. Thank you. That was Danny Bonadoucci Life Coach. You can always reach him. The email is life Coach at Kazyoka dot com,
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