0:00

I are you smart? We mean Sarah smart? Your chance to be Smartacus

0:06

Imaracus, You win the title for the day. More importantly, you win

0:11

tickets to see Deaf Leopard Journey. Cheap trick altogether, that's up to us.

0:15

Awesome, demb for that t mobile park. You're gonna win the tickets

0:18

before you can even buy them. But our game works like this. You

0:20

get three trivia questions. You need to get two of three correct in order

0:24

to win the tickets. Derek and Redmond is our contestant. Good morning,

0:29

Derek, Good morning Sarah. How are you doing awesome? What are you

0:32

up to this morning? Oh? Just charging up on Tesla, getting ready

0:37

to get some people to work today. Right on? Sounds good? All

0:40

right? Well are you ready to win your tickets to see def Leopard and

0:43

Journey. I am known as Smartacus Junior. Oh okay, well here you

0:48

go, Derek. Your first question, see if you can live up to

0:50

your hype? What color cat is more prone for deafness? That this would

1:00

be the black Cats? Correct? Derek, you can still do it.

1:06

You got to get these next two questions correct in order to win. What

1:10

famous composer who died in eighteen eighty seven was deaf? That was Mozart,

1:19

Derek, Derek, my friend, that is incorrect. You will not be

1:23

smart kissed today. And I've got even more bad news. Tesla's are being

1:26

recalled. This is not your day, my friend. There all right,

1:32

you can try again tomorrow, Derek, Sorry about that, Jill and Bonnie

1:36

Lake. He has narrowed it down for you. Were you paying attention? I was, all right? What colored cat is more prone for deafness?

1:42

We know it's not black? Orange? Is your next question? We know

1:51

it's not Mozart. What famous composer who died in eighteen eighty seven was deaf?

1:57

Oh? I have no idea. How about Beth Open? How about

2:00

you got that? Jill? Oh? All right, here's your last question,

2:05

Jilly. You got to get this one right in order to win the titleist Martacus and the tickets. A very famous rock opera was written about a

2:12

pinball wizard who, among other things, was deaf. What was his name?

2:19

Gosh, I don't know, Betta Lepperd I don't know, oh man,

2:28

Jill. I am so sorry, oh man. I didn't think these

2:31

were so difficult. All right, Chris, she has narrowed it down for

2:36

you it's Chris and Tacoma. Hey buddy, hey, all right. So

2:39

it's not orange and it's not black. What color cat is more prone to

2:45

deafness? I think it's a white cat. You are right, Chris,

2:53

job, Thank you, Chris. You didn't even need the other questions.

2:59

The famous composer who died in eighteen eighty seven? Who is deaf? That was Beethoven? Did you know the last one? The rock opera written about

3:04

a pinball wizard who, among other things, was deaf too. What was

3:07

that? So? I think I know that answer, Tommy. So you're

3:13

doubly smart. Kissed. Nice job, Chris, Thank you, baby,

3:17

woh baby. All right, Chris, congratulations you have won those tickets to

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Death Leopard and Journey. September fourth, te Mobile Park courtesy of Live Nation.

3:24

Congratulations to you. We will play this game again tomorrow at eight ten,

3:30

and it will not have anything to do with cats or composers Tomorrow.

3:34

Danny Bonadiccci Life Coach is next. Jessica's on Mercer Island. She wants to

3:37

talk with Danny about her husband's immature sense of humor and now how it's affecting

3:42

their children. Danny's got some good advice for her and you will hear him.

3:45

Dole it out after Nirvana and one of two point five K's Okay, Seattle's Class GFFRACKX Station. Danny Bonaducci Live Coach. The Life Coach is in.

3:53

Danny Banducci has been through it all. He can help you no matter

3:57

what your problem is. And if you want to talk with Danny, send

4:00

us an email to Life Coach at kazyoka dot com. Today, it's Jessica

4:03

from Mercer Island. Hi, Jessica, how the hell are you? I'm

4:06

pretty good? Well, I'm pretty good too. All right, what do

4:11

we got here? My husband, Jerome is he's always been a little bit

4:15

immature and kind of silly, but it's caused us to have to go through

4:18

the parent teacher conference at my kid, Caleb's school. Oh no way,

4:23

you had to go to the child teacher meeting about it? Well, it's

4:26

sort of morphed in. Do you know? My kid has always adored my

4:30

husband, and thankfully so, I'm very grateful for that. But you know,

4:34

all Jerome wants to do is watch, you know, the clumps or

4:38

Chevy Chase, or you know, anybody that falls or farts. He thinks

4:42

it's hysterical. So anything that falls or farts, yeah, you know,

4:47

I'm with your kid on this total if it falls or farts, it's funny.

4:50

It's the three it's the three f's of a social entanglement. But whatever

4:56

it is, I think it's funny. Sorry, yeah, I know.

4:59

But at lunch law week, his little friend was going to the lunch table

5:02

and she tripped and you know, her everything spilled and she got her drink

5:06

all over her clothes, and of course my kid couldn't stop laughing. Right

5:12

then, of course we had to do the you know, please come to

5:15

the school, let's talk this out. We had to you know, write

5:18

the apology and blah blah all that stuff. And I'm just going, honey,

5:23

can you not simmer down on this stuff. We don't need to be

5:26

teaching, you know, Caleb. All this well, I think there's a

5:30

different thing between fart jokes and laughing. Because a girl's miend. It's not

5:33

nice, it's not polite like with me, and you called this life coach.

5:36

I feel I've got to do my duty already laughing, do my duty?

5:41

I said duty on the radio. I said duty. See even you're

5:46

laughing, it's the three Arts, falls at parts or something else. So

5:48

my kids, they don't look like me. They don't find the same things

5:53

funny that I do. They don't read the same books I do. May

5:56

I ask you something, When was the last time your kid read a book?

5:59

Well, he has to do things for school, Okay, it was the last time you read a book? I think you read Charlotte's Web maybe

6:04

over the summer. Okay, not bad end, A good story, by

6:09

the way, And quickly I will say this was made into a movie in

6:12

which I was starring. So there. So here's the thing. I don't

6:15

think you have a real problem with the kid. I don't think you even have a real problem with your husband. You got a kid that reads a

6:20

book and thinks his dad is funny, and you went out of your way

6:24

because you love your family. You're the winner. There's a world around you

6:29

where kids don't like them mommy and daddy. Kids don't read books, kids

6:31

make fart jokes at school. You're the big winner. You know. I've

6:35

done a couple of divorces. Here I'm telling you from experience. You're the

6:40

big winner. Kids love your dad, love it, everybody, even I

6:43

love you and I'm the life Coach, but I'm going to say this one

6:45

more time, and I've got to go back to people who are trying to kill each other and set each other on fire. You are the big winner.

6:49

Your family is lucky to have you. Okay, thank you, welcome.

6:54

That was Danny Bananaducci, Life Coach. You can always reach him.

6:57

The email is Life Coach at kazyoka dot com. Danny Bona Ducci and the

7:00

big News of the day. The big news of the day is brought you

7:03

by Goldberg Jones Divorce for men. You can call them one eight hundred Divorce

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or go online too Goldberg Jones dot com. Well, bad news for Seattleites

7:12

who are holding their breath for a white Christmas. The latest data projects warmer

7:16

than average temperatures for the holiday, and they say the odds are not in

7:21

our favor. Oh, come on, typically here in Seattle, the odds

7:26

aren't in your favor anyway. It's about ten below ten percent. But now

7:31

they say even worse this year, a lower chances because it's going to be

7:35

warmer than usual. Yay, yay. Well, some people are dreaming of

7:41

a white Christmas. I am. I think it's pretty beautiful as long as

7:46

you don't like have to go anywhere afterwards. Right, I am the one

7:48

guy. Well, I'm not the one guy, but I am not looking

7:51

forward to a white Christmas. As I said in the beginning, the your

7:55

odds are not good, Danny so good. I'm fine with that. Charlie's

7:59

Sarren and Daniel Craig are pairing up for a new movie called Two for the

8:03

Money. Okay, these are two massive stars. I'm a big fan,

8:09

and they are pairing up for a movie from the guy who is behind Fast

8:13

and Furious. So Two for the Money is going to be done with the

8:16

guy behind Fast and Furious. And that guy knows something about making movies because

8:20

those movies gross bazillions of the box and literally bazillions. Yeah, and that's

8:24

you know how many zeros in a bazillion? Like nine? Yeah, that

8:26

guy's so successful. They have a new form of denomination named after him.

8:31

Right. Fine. I don't know if that made sense, but you know

8:33

what I mean. I do know what you mean, and I like it.

8:37

Charlie's Sarron Daniel Craig will be playing career thieves, with a relationship stemming

8:41

from their work spanning three Big Jobs. Well I saw them. They were

8:45

in one of those movies already and they were great together. Yeah, Charlie's

8:48

Sarren has been in a couple of The Fast and Furious and James Bond I

8:52

mean Daniel Craig obviously know for being James Bond. Right. Well, moviegoers

8:56

think die Hard is a Christmas movie, which is me yep, which is

9:00

why it is back on the big screen. That's funny, limited release and

9:05

while out in theaters. So this past weekend it was in theaters and it

9:09

brought in about a million bucks. And you think about it, We've all

9:13

seen die Hard, yeah, numerous times, but it didn't stop people from

9:16

going to see it on the big screen. It brought in one million dollars,

9:20

just under a million bucks for a movie that came out thirty years ago.

9:24

Yeah. No, it's not a bad call technically thirty five years ago,

9:28

by the way. Yeah, and technically it is a Christmas movie.

9:31

Well, if you want to watch die Hard, you can at home.

9:33

It is streaming now on Hulu Beautiful. This is Danny Bonaducci's last week on

9:39

the air. He is choosing to retire, and throughout the week up until

9:43

your last show on Friday, we are sharing some memories our favorite moments with

9:48

Danny Bonaducci. Obviously, you've done a lot of different TV and movies other

9:52

than The Partridge Family. What would you say is a TV show appearance that

9:56

stands out to you, Danny? A TV show apparents let me see you,

10:00

let me see I did. Yeah, there are a lot, but I'm gonna think I did a thing with that seventy show and those guys really

10:05

treated me very well. Yeah. Ashton Kutcher toef for Grace, Mila Kunis.

10:11

Now, you were on that show multiple times, well, seeple times.

10:16

Do you remember what role you played? I actually played a couple And

10:18

this is how you know I'm a great actor. No matter what anybody tells

10:22

you. I played the uh manager of a hot dog stand and I played

10:26

a guy on the radio. That's awesome. That is awesome. We'll continue

10:30

to share your favorite Danny Manaducci memories kzok dot com. You can tell Alexa

10:35

send a talk back to kz ok. You can also, of course,

10:37

call eight hundred two five two one two five. Now that that, my

10:41

friends, is cool, all right? The weirdest story of the day has

10:45

to do. We'll see has to do with Rob Gronkowski. Yeah, now

10:48

you know the Gronk, sure of course. Yep. Famous football player played

10:52

for the New England Patriots. And now he has been doing a lot of

10:56

stuff on television. And he actually saw hearing me yesterday. Yeah what was

11:01

he doing? He was he was doing a sports show with I wish I

11:05

could remember because it's a big, famous sports show and he was on it

11:07

and he was great. Yeah, he's been doing a lot of the Sunday

11:11

broadcast. He's charming, he's got a really fun personality. While he was

11:16

on the Dan Patrick Show and confirmed that he is going to be singing the

11:22

national anthem. No way, this is Saturday's Bowl game between UCLA and Boise

11:28

State. He says he is going to be practicing a lot. He said,

11:31

I've got the words down, but don't worry, I'm also singing with

11:35

the new directions veterans choir. Wow, what a big day for the Gronk.

11:41

Well, so it's good that it's not just him because I don't know

11:45

if he could carry it by himself. Well, I'd like to see because

11:48

you could be surprised. You can sing this is true? Well, we'll

11:50

find out how he does. Rob Gronkowski singing the national anthem at Saturday's Bowl

11:56

game with UCLA and Boise State. Oh sir, can you see? Well,

12:01

Okay, I can't sing ha ha. Big News of the day is

12:05

brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men one eight hundred Divorce or online

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Goldburg Jones dot Com. Coming up, Danny Bonaducci has an opinion on white

12:13

furniture. Oh come on, yeah, you don't strike me as a white

12:16

furniture kind of guy. But we'll hear Danny Bonaducci's take next on one or

12:20

two point five k'sy okay, the Classic rock Station, The Danny Bonaducci and

12:24

Sarah Morning Show. Pase wee, he's a nurse us. Danny Bonaducci's takes

12:30

perfect. Here's my take on white furniture. I told you guys on Monday

12:35

that Amy and I were finning to move to Bomb Springs. At least we're part of the year. Some might call us snowbirds, what I prefer snow

12:41

Partridges. Sorry I had to say it. Anyway. We were starting to

12:43

buy stuff with the new house and can someone tell me why my wife bought

12:46

a white couch. She tells me, well, we're grown up, so

12:50

we don't have any kids. We can do this. But I'm really not sure. Did she think about the fact that the cats would sit on it?

12:56

Did she consider the fact that I'm going to sit on it? I

12:58

have been walking around with bare why because she makes me wash my feet before

13:01

I sit on her couch. We promised we would never eat on this thing,

13:05

but come on, it's right in front of the TV. The other day she got me eating a strawberry pomp tart right there on the couch.

13:11

Well, I was afraid for my life. I cannot even imagine what might

13:15

happen if I dared to drink coffee or god forbid, a brightly called gatorade.

13:18

Was this a wise purchase? It seems like a bad investment to me.

13:20

Who's going to stand at first? Well, the good money's on me.

13:24

And that's my take on white furnitures. One two point five kz Okay

13:28

the classic rock station. Of course, the big news this week is that

13:31

Danny Bonaducci announced his retirement. All week long, we are celebrating the life

13:35

and the career of Danny Bonaducci. You've worked with so many people in the

13:41

past. Do We have interviewed so many people in the past, But joining

13:45

us now is somebody that you worked with I believe was it Detroit? I'm

13:48

not sure. I don't know who the person is yet John Heffren, No

13:52

way, Where did you work with him? I worked with him in Detroit

13:56

and he's a wonderful guy and super funny. By the way, he was

13:58

the win of last Comics standing with some of the best comics in the country,

14:03

and my buddy John Heffern pulled it off. Well, you guys worked

14:07

together. He was the sidekick to the Danny Bannadoucci Show. Joining the show

14:11

now is John Heffrin. Hey, John, how the hell have you been?

14:16

Good morning, Danny and everybody. How are you guys? Oh, I'm for one and very good, although I'm freaked out a little bit by

14:22

the fact that I'm retiring. So how the hell are you? Well, you know what, I'm calling you from a costco So it actually feels like

14:28

I'm doing in an old school like call in, Like some sales department made

14:33

me show up here and not pay me, and I gotta like tell everyone

14:37

to get down here. And we got some station coosies and a pissed off

14:41

intern who doesn't want to be working with me. Are you sad you're retiring

14:45

from all of that, Danny? No, I gotta tell you. You put it pretty right. That's the way it goes, right when the sales

14:50

department comes in and goes, can you wake up early on a Saturday and

14:54

go to the shoe hut from two to four? And you're like, no, I'd rather I had to be at you know, some dumb bar parents.

15:03

Anyway, on the what is here? Dude? I was trying to think of me knowing you and in the stories that I had in the short

15:11

time that I worked with you, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna bullet point

15:13

them and maybe people won't even get the full story. OKAYO one, me

15:20

and your mother trying to out drink Russians in Japan. That happened? Ye?

15:26

Did that really happen, John? Yeah? That really happened. Yeah,

15:31

in Japan. We were in some conference center in Japan for the Olympics

15:35

and I'm I'm like only twenty something, so I can hang missus Vanni.

15:41

She had a bottle of vodka. There were these Russian guys on some Russian

15:46

team and everybody was doing shots and I'm kind of shy and I'm not talking

15:52

anybody. But then I realized I am so drunk that I have to leave.

15:56

So I kind of go back to my room, all asleep, pass

16:00

out. Now I'm starving. I go back to finding betting machine. Vona

16:04

Ducci's mom is still drinking with these with these large men, like three hours

16:11

later. It was insane. Okay, So there's that great story that's always

16:15

with me. Then there was a time we went to a Matchbox twenty concert

16:21

here in me in Michigan, and we're in a Matt Fox twenty concert.

16:26

Me and Danny are walking. Some guy says you too suck, right,

16:32

So so Danny's hears it and we keep walking, and then Danny gets to

16:37

the end of the row. We're at this outdoor empathisty. I'll never forget

16:41

it's Row JJ. Danny takes off his shirt and then proceeds to challenge everybody

16:48

sitting in Row JJ to a fistfight, which is weird because listen, you

16:56

go to a Matchbox twenty concert, you think you're relatively free of fist fights.

17:03

I mean, there might be some. There might be some crying because

17:06

there's a boyfriend that didn't want to be there. But you don't think there's

17:08

gonna be a fistfight or guy taken off a shirt. There's that one.

17:12

Then there was a time where about five ambulances, three police helicopters all swore

17:19

me going to a remote because little bit knows to me and we canly.

17:25

I'll say to anybody in the who was at the show. A girl fakes

17:29

a car accident in front of me, gets out of the car, fakes

17:33

fighting with another girl. Cops show up, one cop falls, They say,

17:38

officer down. Now we have helicopters. Oh gee. And then I'm

17:44

sitting in the back of the cop car and they're listening to our show.

17:47

And I just heard Vona Jucci saying, have friend ask if the donuts donut?

17:56

That was all that was before seven point thirty. And then there was

18:00

another time and I told this story a million times, uh, and this

18:03

would this would be a good one to go out on. Uh. We

18:07

I think this, you know, how like you have some memories in there

18:11

wrong, so I could be just wrong with you know. It was it

18:17

was the nineties. I did a few hits ecstasy back then. So like my brain could be a little muddy. We were interviewing Janet Jackson and Danny

18:25

said, she's she's performing at Joe Louis Areena, but she was performing at

18:30

the Palace of Auburn Hills. So he shakes his paper and points to Matt,

18:33

our producer, and Dan she's kind of pointing at it, meaning I

18:37

even know what he was saying. He was saying, hey, right,

18:40

the right, right, right, the right place down, So I don't

18:44

care. M Matt throws his hands up in that that Jesus moved that soccer

18:48

players do is like, what what did I do? Right? So then

18:52

I no longer seen Matt and Danny anymore. Now they've taken the discussion to

18:57

the ground, but Janet Jackson is still talking to us on the phone.

19:03

I would ask the Jana Jackson a question, but she would give a one

19:07

word answer, and I needed like two sentences off of her so I could

19:11

see who's on top of what's going on on the other side. So I

19:15

go, Janet, what's your favorite pop tart? And it's a I don't

19:21

even know why I ask, And I pushed my chair over and I get

19:25

close enough to everybody and I'm grabbing I somehow get knocked in the back of

19:29

the head. So then after the show, right, I've always are who

19:33

did it? So at the end of the show, I leave, I

19:37

go home, and the girl was dating at the time comes to my house

19:40

and says, what you know, why'd you buy the VCR? And I got I didn't buy a VCR, and you go, yeah, you did,

19:45

there's one right there. I go, I don't remember buying that.

19:48

And then she goes, well, what's the matter with you? I go,

19:51

nothing, I just left this show and I came in. I bought

19:55

uh, I get you know, I guess I bought a v CR, and oh, I don't remember buying the vc So then we went to the

20:00

hospital. I had a minor concussion and I don't remember buying a VCR.

20:06

But here's what's funny. Okay, this was the mid nineties, so Danny

20:10

actually hit me so hard I went backwards in a full technology because I should

20:15

have bought a DVD player, you know what I mean, Like, if

20:21

there was a little bit more weight behind it, he would have knocked you

20:23

know, back in the beta or something, you know what I mean.

20:26

Yes, By the way, if you ever see a thing o where a

20:32

comedy called this John Heffern. I will tell you this that John Heffern won

20:36

last comic standing correct, John correct? Yeah, many months ago. Luckily

20:40

I got fired from our radio stations and then I went on to win that

20:44

comic. Yeah. Well, I will tell you this man. I have

20:47

worked with many comic and many partner in the morning like Sarah for God's Stage.

20:52

But if you see John Heffern's name, buy a ticket because he's always

20:55

hysterical. John, thanks for taking time to tell me some of those best

20:57

stories. I quit drinking what thirteen years ago or something crazy like that,

21:03

and I have not plunged a person in the face since then. And as

21:06

it was in the ring and they made the bad call to fight with me, bad call. You should listen to Haffrin first. Hey, thank you

21:11

very much for John Ever know you guys, those are the best stories yet.

21:15

On two by five kz okay any classic rock station, we are playing

21:18

the game Sweeping the Nation. No for your chance to win a pair of

21:22

tickets to see Trevor Noah March twenty fourth at the Paramount Theater. Now here's

21:27

what's going on. There is something incorrect in the clue. Something is incorrect

21:33

in the clue you're about to hear, and that's going to leave you saying

21:36

no uh. And to win the tickets, you're gonna have to tell us

21:38

what is wrong with the clue. Our contestant is in Seattle. His name

21:42

is Trevor. Oh. Hi, Trevor, Hey, good morning. How

21:47

are you doing pretty great over year? How about yourself? I'm doing all

21:51

right. I feel like I was born for this opportunity. I have a feeling that you were. So let's see how you do. Trevor. I'm

21:56

assuming your last name is not no uh, no, it is not.

22:00

All right. Well, here is your clue, and again, Trevor,

22:03

you have to tell us what is wrong with this clue. Trevor Noah has

22:08

listed his comedic influences as Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, The Rock, and

22:15

Dave Chappelle. He said, those guys have laid the foundation and moved the

22:21

yardstick for all comedians and not just black comedians. No Uh, you may

22:26

have noticed something is wrong with that clue. Can you tell us what it

22:30

was? Trevor. I'm thinking that the Rock should not be in this conversation.

22:37

Thinking you are correct, Trevor, all right, bonus points. Do

22:41

you know who he was talking about? I would say my guess would be

22:48

Richard Pryor would be my best friend. Well, Chris Rock was what was

22:51

wrong? Not the Rock. But you got a Trevor congratulations, Like you

22:56

said, you were awesome. You were born for this. Trevor and Seattle

23:00

is going to see Trevor Noah March twenty fourth at the Paramount Theater. He've

23:03

won those tickets courtesy of Live Nation. Tickets are on sale now. You

23:07

can also listen tomorrow at seven ten. We'll play another exciting round of no

23:11

uh all right. Next. I love this part of the show because she

23:17

is so funny. Jelly Bean's joke of the Week. Jelly Bean's got one

23:21

for us about changing directions of her lifelong dreams. We'll hear jelly Bean's joke

23:26

after the Eagles I want to two point five K's Okay beat Class of Rock

23:29

Station. And now jelly Bean's joke of the week. Hey there, Uncle

23:33

Dandy, Good morning jelly Bean man. It's been so much fun making you

23:37

off on the radio. Are you ready to hear my joke? I am

23:41

dying to hear your joke. Why did I have to give up my dream

23:45

of becoming a baker? Well, I don't know, sweetheart. Why did

23:48

you have to give up your dream of being a baker because I just couldn't

23:52

make enough do? The kid's always good? Thank you, dude. Enjoy

23:57

your retirement. You've earned it well, Thank you very much. I don't

24:00

really just realize this, uh what we've been on the air longer than she's

24:04

been alive. This is true, so weird. Good one, Jellybean,

24:08

Thanks Jellyban.