This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to hit the hay, in a place that puts the zzzzs in zebra.  Rise and shine on the wild side, and join us as we head to Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge.  A deluxe resort so adventurous that we needed a little help from our safari guide friend. Today we are joyfully joined by Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). A disney tribe-s-man with more Tik Tok thirst traps than a crocodile at a watering hole. Antelopes are on alert with todays triple host threat of animal magnetism. This zoo-sational resort will find its love language among the snorts, neighs, and other loud mating calls of our animal brethren. You may want to be careful which viewing platform you are watching this real life discovery channel from. All we are missing now is Sir David Attenborough posting up at the Jambo house check in desk, telling us the differences between a Gemsbok and a Goldfish.  So will this African auberge soar upon wing to the skies of our resort round up, or will this behemoth of Botswana, wallow in the mud hole of mediocrity. There’s only one way to find out!