0:01

Oh, yeah. I suck.

0:03

Cox. Yep. Work it. Oh, yeah. Do

0:06

you know when we, we play that for if

0:08

Vito ever says to be fair and

0:11

he stopped saying it, I cured him. Yeah.

0:14

I, I don't say it either. Well

0:16

he said it constantly. Did he? Yeah.

0:18

Yeah. But literally like it just, I only had

0:20

to hear that once and it cured me. So

0:23

that's

0:24

people may not agree with my methods,

0:26

Sean, but you can't argue with results for

0:28

themselves. Can't argue with results. Now

0:31

I remember why I had these glasses in

0:33

here. Actually. Why? Uh, I

0:35

brought them down as a demonstration of how infuriating

0:38

glasses with cockeyed earpieces

0:40

are. What

0:41

if you have cockeyed ears? Well,

0:43

cause you know, like honestly, like

0:46

nobody's symmetrical perfectly. So like

0:48

they, you will, if you get glasses like they get, they'll

0:50

tweak them. So they, you know, and then you take

0:52

your glasses into the sunglasses store and you

0:54

give $300 glasses to like

0:57

some 18 year old bitch

0:59

with cockeyed eyes who doesn't care about it. Yeah.

1:01

So yeah, I'll straighten it. Let me put it in this hot

1:04

bead bath. Wah. Oh, okay.

1:06

Thanks. Hot bead bath. You want a

1:08

hot, I think you want to stick your dick in

1:10

that thing like I do. Yeah,

1:12

sure. I don't even know

1:13

what you're talking about. Fear factor.

1:16

Joe Rogan. Hot, hot bead bath. Stick

1:18

your dick in this hot stick, your hard dick, grab

1:21

some of these blue shoes and then stick your hard dick

1:24

in this hot bead bath. Hot

1:26

bead bath. That definitely sounds like a fetish category.

1:29

Probably is. I'm sorry. If that's going

1:31

to be again, if you can think out hot beads,

1:33

Oh, right.

1:36

Well, once again, people I'm getting

1:38

in trouble. What are you getting in trouble for this week?

1:40

Just a, we just did a little

1:43

tiny bit. The whole,

1:45

there's a whole day of Jihad and I'm

1:48

getting in trouble. The whole Muslim

1:50

world is doing a Jihad

1:52

and

1:54

it's everything's my fault.

1:56

Like usual. I'm the one getting

1:58

yelled at. Yeah. I'm the one. getting shit

2:00

from people right about desecrating

2:03

a grave just

2:06

a greater day great little bit a

2:08

little bit who's

2:10

the little house so the jihad

2:13

though yeah whole day of jihad

2:15

right now I think I can speak

2:17

on behalf of all of America like usual 99%

2:21

of it sure when I say guys

2:23

where was the fucking jihad oh

2:26

yeah

2:27

you know right we were I don't

2:29

know about you yeah I've been prepped prepped

2:32

all week America sees wars

2:34

happening violence happening and we're like well

2:37

we'd like to get a little taste you

2:39

know we're feeling left out well we

2:41

could be victims to yeah

2:43

America yeah well a lot of

2:46

great buildings that could get blown up

2:48

yeah yeah I mean it is yeah

2:51

we got this is like you

2:53

had a whole you had a freebie yeah for

2:56

jihad nothing like

2:58

eight mile when Eminem chokes I

3:00

never thought well he chokes and

3:02

throws up spaghetti on his shirt a final

3:05

round battle yeah yeah and then

3:07

he gets made fun of for the whole movie and his life sucks

3:10

and then he raps is that what happened any the

3:12

movie yeah gotcha but the

3:14

day of jihad was like the first half with no payoff

3:17

yeah okay through the

3:19

jihad threw up all their mom's spaghetti on

3:21

themselves you can't I mean pressure

3:24

got to exactly exactly the pressure

3:26

that's exactly what happened in a mile the pressure

3:28

got to them yeah and he fucking choked on

3:30

the International Day of Jihad where there's supposed to

3:33

be shit blowing up everywhere

3:35

we're ready for it right everybody in America

3:37

oh it's gonna be fucking great gonna be

3:40

mayhem who knows what they're gonna hit time

3:42

to stuff could be government buildings right

3:44

could be sports

3:46

stadiums most of those great targets

3:49

because everyone hates the government in America

3:51

yeah so you knock out the building the government's gone come

3:53

make me go oh man they hit our they hit our fucking

3:56

government building and everybody in America's

3:59

equally goes yeah Fucking nailed

4:01

it. Yeah, I'm so glad we're not inside

4:03

the Capitol walls. Yeah, you know that

4:06

you're safe Oh man, you guys in his school.

4:08

That's cool, right? That's government building not out of school

4:10

government building Oh man, please I would

4:13

never be right, right Hey

4:17

Come on hit a DMV. Everyone

4:19

will just make jokes about it. Yeah, you will

4:21

not get in trouble at all at all You

4:23

will not get in trouble at all No,

4:26

no, no you'll it's like It's

4:29

like how some comedians have kind of

4:31

their They

4:34

check the right boxes to be able to say

4:36

things that other people cannot exactly

4:38

so it's like The MV

4:40

it's like news even news anchors. Oh

4:46

They will hit Yankee Stadium

4:49

everybody New York will cry about

4:51

it, but everybody else like fuck

4:53

the game right

4:56

any of these Oh You

4:59

know look I'm lining it you're I'm giving this stuff

5:02

away for you for free I'm not even asking

5:04

to get paid for it because I don't want to see any fuckups

5:06

like this again Well, I know you're I

5:08

get in trouble. You've always been about you know marketing

5:10

with that You see you put you definitely put

5:12

a better face on that. They don't really have a whole

5:15

big sense of humor You guys been talking about dead babies

5:17

all week. I want to see some headless babies. They're

5:20

right. I mean I want to see Our

5:22

babies heads are falling off That

5:25

fell right off I Mean

5:28

it's just a little tiny bit

5:30

of tiny bit. What did you do

5:32

tiny bit of

5:33

grave?

5:34

Desecration just a little tiny

5:37

bit not that big of a deal Okay,

5:39

what we're looking at big of a deal is not

5:41

illegal to put some stuffed animals

5:44

at someone's grave the headstone All right,

5:46

grave is that well. It's a man by

5:49

the name of isom knocks

5:52

uh-huh the Guy

5:54

that Eric July named his superhero comic

5:57

after is that right? Yeah, I didn't

6:00

No, that was a that was a real person. Well, nobody

6:02

knew it was until until

6:04

the the ISOM ministry sued

6:06

Eric July. Yeah. Trademark infringement.

6:09

And then Eric July decided to go on the

6:11

Internet and say that he's in deservement

6:14

of using the name because it's his Greek Greek

6:16

Greek Greek Greek grandpa's name. Oh,

6:18

is that right? I saw knocks. Oh.

6:22

And within 24 hours, I did something. I

6:28

saw him got a gift of a bunny rabbit.

6:31

It's a great fucking bunny rabbit in

6:34

a Ninja Turtle. I'm getting in trouble for

6:36

it. I had nothing to do with this. Well, I know that's

6:38

obvious. I didn't kill ISOM knocks.

6:41

Well, it's clearly not years ago. Really

6:43

not you in the picture, too. Yeah. Look at

6:45

how skinny this guy is. You can tell me the hair you could

6:47

do. That's not me. My

6:49

arms are not white or hairy. No, no.

6:52

What do you think about that?

6:54

I mean, it's lived as he died as

6:56

he lived. Christian. I mean,

6:58

I would have put the A on the next level

7:00

if I'm type type. If I'm doing the typeface

7:03

for this coffin, he lived. Yeah,

7:05

it's he died as he lived. Like,

7:08

well, that's it should not get covered with moss

7:10

or something. You aren't going to know. Right.

7:13

Well, he you know, he died as he lived. That

7:15

works. Yeah. Then it puts it in your

7:17

imagination like it's right to you. Right. Did you know

7:19

him? Yeah. Yeah. OK. That's how we did that. All

7:22

right. But he died as he lived. Oh,

7:24

that doesn't make sense. And then Christian.

7:26

So I guess bad writing runs in the family. Well,

7:32

you know, it's like how you break, you know, it's how

7:34

you break coffee and like an ad or something.

7:37

You can have, you know, like flush left, flush, right,

7:39

centered line for line. But it but it it's

7:42

important how you break it. But this

7:44

is bad. This is done badly. This is also done a long

7:46

time ago. It was like, God, fuck, they

7:49

knew how to do grave shit. You think that you've seen

7:51

the grave shit you think we've learned in 100 years? Well, you've been

7:54

doing graves for a long time. Right. You you

7:56

would hopefully, you know, lay it out. There'd

7:58

be some kind of a non permanent

8:00

layup before you have to go up inside.

8:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit. Yeah.

8:05

Yeah. Oh, I've

8:08

fucked up many a birthday card doing that.

8:12

So

8:14

people have a big problem with this, I guess. Yeah. You

8:17

don't want your ancestors getting made fun of, you know, they

8:19

should have raised you to handle criticism better. Oh

8:21

boy. Bury, bury me with

8:23

a gun in case someone pulls up on my grave.

8:26

I can pop out and blast

8:28

them. We think shades on or off. How

8:30

the, what about whatever you're feeling? I don't

8:32

know. I think it's called that's, they're kind of fun.

8:35

They really like it. Jesus Christ. They're cockeyed.

8:37

I know they really are dump that

8:39

bitch. Do you have that? That

8:42

bitch. Man,

8:46

I would love to get him on the show. You know, me too. Oh, I'm

8:48

saying it really was. I would like

8:51

to be a human shield. What's wrong with me?

8:53

Why can't I be a human shield? I must

8:55

be harboring terrorism

8:58

somewhere. Certainly encouraging.

9:01

I'm encouraging it. Absolutely. I'm this

9:03

close. You're this close to being a human shield

9:05

buddy. Yeah, this is complete. This is definitely

9:08

terrorism. Did you know that that's a thing you could

9:10

be a human that all humans are

9:12

being shields like operation and field.

9:15

Yeah. Get behind the, yeah, right. Exactly.

9:17

Yeah. Strap

9:19

them to your tanks and what are we supposed to

9:21

do? They're hot. They're the homos is hiding in

9:23

a hospital. Don't blow up the hospital. Well,

9:26

what are we supposed to kill him? I

9:28

mean, I guess don't like, I don't know what to tell

9:30

you. Don't

9:33

blow it up. We're going to blow it up. That's

9:35

a human shield. That's what they're doing. They're taking

9:37

human shields. So we've got to kill the human

9:39

shield. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what's the point of having

9:41

a human? What's the point of having humans

9:44

then? They're all going to be shield.

9:46

Yeah. How come I'm telling

9:48

you guys this? Well, look, you should already

9:51

know this because you're human shields.

9:53

The last thing you want is people who could

9:55

be shields going around saying it's okay

9:57

to

9:57

kill human shields. You guys get that, right? Yeah,

10:00

everyone's a human shield. Some just don't

10:02

know it yet. Mm-hmm. You

10:05

guys have been why you guys have been killing human shields

10:07

for a long fucking time. Yeah, sure sure.

10:11

I don't know if you know that. I

10:13

just it just cracks me up every time, you

10:15

know. We need more guys to take out

10:18

their human shields. Let's get our human

10:20

shields together and give them guns. If they don't we're gonna

10:22

put them in jail. And they're doing that too. Yeah,

10:24

I know we gotta fuck. They're getting all their human shields

10:26

together. We gotta get more human shields on our side and so

10:28

they fucking kill each other. Let's go! Right. Yeah.

10:31

That's just us left over. The bad guys.

10:34

Yeah. Yeah. That

10:37

ain't never gonna change. I was just gonna say that ain't

10:39

never gonna change. And then I started

10:41

thinking the day of Jihad was almost

10:44

at an end. Yeah. And I started thinking to myself

10:46

I started having these intrusive thoughts like

10:48

was I supposed to do the Jihad?

10:52

Have I not done enough? Right. You

10:54

know? Yeah. I'm sitting here waiting for Superman

10:56

or Jihad man. Right. But was I

10:59

supposed to do it? You were him all along. Was

11:01

I the man now dog? Yeah. I am

11:03

feeling kind of a Jihad. Like

11:05

why does feeling a little jihadi? Why does the

11:09

transition from phone being

11:11

on Wi-Fi to phone being on cell

11:14

service network

11:15

never fucking work.

11:18

Why does it take? I know. A minute

11:20

and a half. Why do I have to suffer

11:22

this waiting in the car because

11:24

I was late to the conference call

11:27

and called in on the way home and now I'm stuck

11:29

in the car because I can't possibly

11:31

get out of the car and go into the house

11:34

because it will switch over to Wi-Fi and kick me

11:36

off the call. Right. Where is why

11:38

is that? How come we're driving around switching

11:41

cell phone towers really nearly hundreds

11:43

of times in a second, but that one

11:45

last the most useful switch to

11:48

go back inside my house seamlessly.

11:50

Doesn't work. People don't know I don't respect their

11:52

time. Right. And I was just driving around fucking

11:54

off and I was at Pilates and

11:57

I scheduled the meeting anyway because

11:59

I just flat out don't respect you. I

12:01

don't want them to know that, but they

12:04

will because of the fucking wifi

12:06

switch. Jihad on that.

12:10

Jihad on overnight oats. Overnight

12:13

oats. What's that? You

12:15

don't want to know? Yes I do. No you do not.

12:17

I do. Something that women are doing. Overnight

12:20

oats. They're doing overnight oats

12:22

overnight. Like mushrooms. I don't know why

12:24

it takes all night to make oats, but it does.

12:27

Like oatmeal? Like some kind of... I don't

12:29

know.

12:30

Oh boy.

12:31

I don't know. Okay. But a jihad. A

12:34

jihad on overnight oats. Yes. Okay.

12:39

Anyway that's what I was thinking about that. Should

12:41

we start the show? Okay. Presenting.

12:48

Ah. Ba-ba-ba.

12:55

See ya! Welcome

13:02

to the day of the year. If you want to get in, if you'd like to give back to the

13:04

show. When the contest comes to me live from Mountain Bunker deep in the heart of the

13:07

city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Masters, AKA the Twenty Millionaire

13:09

Man. Turning to me as always as world touring, L.A.

13:11

based comedian, Shawn, the audio engineer. Hello,

13:13

Dick. How you doing? Not bad. Day

13:15

of Jihad, Friday the 13th. Cool.

13:18

Couldn't get any more frightening than that. Everybody

13:21

keyed up to an 11. Blue

13:23

balls. Nothing. Nothing.

13:28

That was a Disneyland. Oh, that's a perfect

13:30

place for a jihad. I know. Oh man.

13:33

So disappointed. Every man in all

13:36

of his western civilization. Thank

13:38

you fucking Jesus. I know. That jihad that

13:40

you did. Come on,

13:42

man. Even just a joke

13:44

jihad would have been good. Like

13:47

a gun that shoots a bang

13:49

flag. It goes bang. Right.

13:52

You know, right. Pop it in there. This

13:54

guy, what are they doing? Tom.

13:56

Yeah. And that'll distract me for sure. Like

13:59

when they post. They told me to knock it in there. Oh,

14:02

that'll get you every time. Oh God, I got

14:04

Randy so good last night. Did you? Yeah,

14:07

we went out to this bar. A bar,

14:09

a gay bar, that got taken over

14:11

by straights. I don't

14:13

know what's going

14:15

on, if it's the economy. Where is it? If

14:18

it's the war, 4,100 on Sunset. That

14:21

used to be the gayest, weirdly gay bar

14:23

that was also like a Middle East,

14:25

like with curtains

14:28

all over it, with weird velvet curtains.

14:31

You know that Jesus always think

14:33

of cum stains on? I don't know why

14:35

that is. Whenever I see a velvet curtain in

14:37

my mind, I'm like, I don't want to look at the velvet curtain

14:39

for too long because I know there's a weird cum

14:42

looking stain on it somewhere and I don't want to think about

14:44

it. Because of the way that velvet stains. Yeah,

14:46

there's always that crusty. Crusty,

14:48

yeah, exactly. I don't like any material

14:50

where all stains look like cum stains

14:53

on them. That's a good policy, I think. I definitely

14:55

don't want that at a gay bar. No,

14:57

no. It's definitely probably

14:59

cum. Yeah. I

15:01

don't know what hole it came out of. Could have been any of them. Right.

15:04

Anyway. Some people fart in public. Yeah,

15:08

when you're on that many poppers. I mean. Drinking

15:10

IPAs. Yeah. Blasting

15:13

cum farts all over town. Jihad

15:18

on that. Jihad on that. You know?

15:21

Yeah. They should have, you know why gay people

15:23

should have had a big pride parade on day of jihad?

15:26

Really stick it in their face. Well,

15:28

we're here. We're human shields. Get used to it.

15:31

I think that there probably

15:34

might not have been enough planning time to

15:36

really. Well, see, that's what I thought too.

15:38

Because when they said the JFG hot is Friday,

15:40

I'm like, I can't even get a shirt made by

15:42

Friday. Are you guys nuts? Yeah. How

15:45

long did that paraglider shit take? I know

15:47

you didn't plan that in three days. No. Right?

15:50

No. You had to dig up water pipes, turn them

15:52

into rockets, all kinds of stuff. You had to learn

15:54

how to do paragliding. Yeah.

16:00

Anyway, the skate bar with

16:02

the velvet curtains is

16:04

now a stray bar. Guys

16:06

walking around looking like douchebags,

16:09

wearing cowboy hats, trucker hats. Wow.

16:11

Like, what the fuck? Chicks making out. Chicks

16:14

who were not, chicks who were not lesbians,

16:17

just drunk chicks making out last night. Right. Did

16:19

you see it? Did you see that? I was like, wow.

16:22

Wow. Chicks making out in a homophobic

16:25

way. Oh, boy. They were. It was so straight.

16:28

Wow. I said, what the fuck

16:30

has happened? Are we did

16:32

we win a war? Yeah. How did this happen?

16:35

How did this happen? The

16:38

kids are going to be all right. All this grooming stuff's

16:41

blown. They're

16:45

playing pool, a bunch of cholos are playing pool

16:47

inside. So, wow. Randy

16:49

and his girlfriend get in the pool league. Like,

16:51

we're going to play some pool, right? We went to an escape room. Yeah.

16:54

Oh, yeah. I've never done that. I've never done an escape

16:56

room. Yeah. 80s girls

16:59

always wanted to go. Never been

17:01

subtle about it. Not even one time. Yeah, I've never

17:03

done it broke down. And I'm so happy

17:05

about all the ice on grave desecration

17:08

and all the jihad and stuff that's going on. How

17:10

did somebody know this was his great, great,

17:12

great, you know? Well,

17:14

he I mean, it's Eric

17:17

July's is so fucking dumb. I

17:19

did. I did a three hour stream

17:21

on Thursday. Yeah.

17:24

Because Eric July released this 13 minute

17:27

video of how this Christian ministry that's

17:29

suing him over the trademark. She is obviously

17:31

violating. I mean, they're in they're

17:34

in publishing their online publishing. They're

17:36

right in the same fee. That's and that's

17:38

what he's doing. But then he's also going

17:40

further. Yeah, like they're also in charity

17:43

and he's in charity fraud. So there

17:45

those aren't the same business, but they're adjacent.

17:50

Beverly Beverly Hills fraud adjacent.

17:58

So the guy the poor fucking Ledera. That's

18:00

fucking Englewood and you know what the fucking

18:03

Englewood you had an Englewood Yeah, black people

18:05

would love home and if you would a jihad

18:07

a black black neighborhood

18:09

hmm Probably wouldn't though. Have you seen

18:11

BLM is now partnered up with Palestine? No.

18:14

Oh, yeah, but I am released like

18:16

officially yeah We

18:19

support Palestine and all the all

18:22

the media people that have been like telling

18:24

white people They need to get ass fucked by BLM

18:26

for like, you know, two years said Wait

18:30

a minute. Uh, what do

18:32

you mean? I'm

18:35

pretty sure black people know who's getting impressed. I mean,

18:37

that's what you guys said, right? But you always

18:40

got a listen to black voices They

18:42

I don't know what systemic oppression looks like but

18:45

I'm not black Well, they're telling me that the

18:47

systemic oppression is right there. So what

18:49

am I I'm not some kind of a racist,

18:51

right? Yeah, well

18:54

BLM got hijacked almost almost

18:56

from the get-go, didn't it? Yeah,

18:58

it kind of like To

19:03

mothers against drunk driving, oh,

19:05

yeah, you know like that was like did that start

19:07

good? No, yeah, it was and

19:09

it's got taken over by by people. I'm evil

19:11

straight. I know what do you call it by? Prohibitionist

19:15

basically was like no there go look at that. I'll

19:17

take your kid. It was like whoa, right pretty much

19:19

Where the woman was like, you know, we're not having

19:22

kids, honey There was like ugly

19:24

you guys are she left fairly early on

19:26

where it was like this is getting hijacked by it's

19:28

like I don't want to outlaw alcohol.

19:30

I want to bring awareness and I like that

19:33

too. Probably I bet everything's like that A

19:35

lot of things I think yeah, yeah Yeah,

19:38

anyway, BLM released a statement

19:41

It was kind of an odd statement because they said we stand with

19:43

Palestine But then they had a guy that was

19:45

hang gliding said not not

19:48

paragliding with a with a lawn with

19:50

a scooter Really? Yes. I mean

19:52

hang gliding you gotta see you gotta tell me this it's

19:54

crazy And they didn't

19:56

like that the people who are in

19:59

a position to Disob- the people who are

20:01

in a position to tell BLM no, I don't

20:03

know. I mean Certainly

20:05

not me. Yeah, but they really didn't like

20:07

that. Let me see

20:10

No Yeah,

20:13

yeah, yeah

20:14

BLM But it's more than

20:16

just BLM like college kids are all the

20:18

left the left. Oh, I know super laughs Yeah,

20:20

I know like they know what victimization

20:23

means They know how to play that you guys trained

20:25

him how to play that game you sent him to college Just so

20:27

they could learn how to be victims better

20:30

and now it's backfiring shocker Let

20:33

me find a hang glider one though Yeah,

20:37

yeah, yeah

20:39

Palestine Post

20:45

How active it how the activists left turned

20:47

against Israel, yeah, well,

20:50

I don't know I don't know how that happened

20:53

Yeah, here it is Look

20:57

at this look at this Jesus

21:02

that's it. That's the only toggle. So

21:04

it's like that Beyond your logo

21:06

right go so it's like a I mean, I mean

21:08

as far as like black cities go though That's a pretty

21:10

good one. But I mean like is that like that's

21:12

blacker than BLM, New York or LA BLM

21:17

like Detroit, but right. I don't

21:19

know if they have a Twitter are they all I

21:21

mean are they like all aligned? I mean, I would

21:23

imagine so no, I mean, you know the

21:26

BLM Are they under an umbrella?

21:31

None of them said no we don't yeah Paraglider

21:39

you lazy idiots and I put

21:41

this guy up here to this palace city and flag

21:45

Boy, Ali's looking very human shieldy to

21:47

me. Yeah, yeah, very human

21:49

shieldy to me Boy, I you

21:51

know when as soon as all this stuff happened as

21:54

soon as I went to watch you women 500 BC Yeah

21:57

When this latest round, yeah when Cyrus

22:00

the great kicked Palestine out

22:02

force Palestine and pay thank you back into

22:04

them the first time. Yeah, it's been going on.

22:07

Yeah, since then YouTube has been

22:09

I, I, I, the marketing

22:11

department like Israel's marketing

22:13

department dude immediately like

22:16

immediately commercials like, Oh

22:18

my God, I got to show you this commercial. Like I got it with

22:21

my own episode. Oh my God. And I can't skip

22:23

this. What's a fuck? Uh, there's

22:25

a real twisted one where it's like unicorns

22:28

and a little kid stuff. And

22:30

then let me see if I can find it. Cause I thought

22:32

it was a joke, but then it appeared on an

22:34

episode of biggest problem. Um, let

22:37

me see if I can find

22:39

it. Goddamn. G hot on the keyboard. G

22:42

hot on all Bluetooth. G hot on Bluetooth.

22:44

Mine doesn't fucking work. G hot on Bluetooth.

22:46

G hot on Bluetooth. God,

22:49

come on. Let

22:54

me see here. Add. Okay.

22:58

Oh yeah. Israel's YouTube ad about

23:00

murdered children. I thought this was a joke, but then it popped

23:02

up on biggest problem. Very

23:06

ad people. Um, there

23:09

you go. So it's like a unicorn and rainbows

23:11

and all this shit. Right. Right.

23:14

And nice music. Um, and

23:16

this plays on YouTube. And then the text

23:19

says, we know that your child cannot read

23:21

this. Uh,

23:25

we have an important message to tell you as parents.

23:27

Okay. And then

23:30

it goes, right.

23:34

Child could tell that that's scary. You just scare

23:36

jumped a child. That's how you

23:39

guys, 40 infants were murdered in Israel. You

23:41

could watch Jaws blind and be scared. Yeah.

23:44

Music by the Hamas terrorists. Yeah.

23:46

Parentheses. Isis. Yeah. What?

23:48

Since when is it Isis? I don't know.

23:51

I mean, they're throwing a lot

23:53

of stuff at the wall and it's not a lot of it's not

23:55

very much of it sticking. I got to tell you, I think

23:58

Trump's done. Okay. fat

24:00

boomers love more than a war. Right?

24:04

Biden could be in a literal coma

24:06

wearing a shirt that says war with Iran

24:09

thumbs up and he's going to beat Trump. There's

24:11

just no, America's just too fat and stupid

24:13

and bloodthirsty to let a war

24:15

go to way. Love to be in, if we're not fighting

24:18

in wars ourselves, we love to get involved

24:20

in other people's wars. Yeah. Gotta be fucking,

24:22

you know, whether it's money, whether it's equipment,

24:25

whether it's whatever, or, or we're in there. We're

24:27

in there. We just, we gotta be in there.

24:30

Always gotta be in there. Yeah. Just go. You

24:32

know what? It's their problem. Yeah. It's not,

24:34

that's not, that's not possible. So

24:37

you got to pick, you have to pick a side. And you

24:39

have to be involved in some way to be involved. Um,

24:44

just as you would do everything for your child, it

24:46

says we will do

24:48

everything to protect ours, including, including

24:51

kill children. I think that's the, uh,

24:54

now hug your baby and stand with us. Okay.

24:57

Uh, man, Israel's

24:59

marketing is just, they got to fire their, their

25:01

pump, they got to fire their PR agency. They

25:03

got to do a jihad on their PR agent. They're just fucking

25:06

up, man. That's a bad ad. That's

25:08

a bad ad. Hey, you're,

25:10

you, we know your kid can't read this man. Don't talk

25:12

about my fucking kid. Yeah. You don't

25:14

know the fuck are you assuming my kid is not

25:17

of reading age. My kid's smart

25:19

as hell. Yeah. You probably could read this. But

25:22

she said you, we know your, we know your

25:24

baby cannot read this because they said we know your

25:26

child cannot read this. Exactly. Yeah.

25:28

That's just there's exactly right. It's a

25:30

simple stuff. They're fucking up, right? Uh,

25:33

I need to, they need to call in the Calvary.

25:35

You guys got to stop saying

25:38

human. Yeah. Yeah. We

25:41

got to blow. Why'd you guys blow up that hospital? Well, there's

25:43

terrorists in it. Uh, yeah. Well,

25:47

I mean, but still you gotta know how this is going to look,

25:49

right? You just wait. Are they all, they come out

25:52

all terrorists. They gotta run to fucking

25:54

McDonald's sometime. They gotta eat

25:56

babies in there. What do you mean?

25:58

Right? What do you mean? There's terrorists in there. Where

26:00

were they? Where were they this morning? Yeah. Are

26:03

they in the hospital always? Yeah,

26:05

I mean, you know, I... Can you build another hospital before

26:07

you blow that one up? So probably there's

26:10

somebody in there getting an X-ray, I bet. Well,

26:12

I mean, there's some people... White people have COVID. What

26:15

if there's a COVID outbreak? You're telling me that they're... Now

26:17

we don't need hospitals anymore? Right. Come

26:19

on! Right. Well, you don't need that particular one. There's...

26:22

There's terrorists in there! I kind

26:24

of think that's a word you guys made up, too. Terrorism.

26:27

There's criminals in there. Right. You

26:29

don't need a LAPD. Just go around blasting hospitals,

26:31

because criminals go in there. I don't think they're allowed to

26:34

do... I mean, they do do that. I mean, yeah. And

26:36

everyone hates them. Yeah, yeah. So enjoy

26:38

that. Enjoy that. Yeah,

26:42

it's... There's

26:44

rape people taking over a gay bar. They got the

26:46

cum curtains down and everything. Can you believe

26:48

that? I don't believe that's very bizarre to

26:50

me. It's one of the gayest bars ever. Really?

26:54

I walked in. It was like a fucking Midwest

26:57

college party. Wow. Oof!

26:59

What the fuck? Multiple pairs of drunk

27:01

chicks making out. Whoa! Wow!

27:04

Wow! How do you get a picture of this? Ahh!

27:07

Right? Yeah. Yeah. I thought

27:09

God was rewarding me for taking my girlfriend to an escape room. Maybe.

27:12

G-hot on the escape... Here's the G-hot on the escape room. I walk in

27:14

the escape room. Did you escape? Yeah,

27:16

we escaped. We escaped, yeah. We

27:21

walk in and I say, What's

27:23

your alcohol policy? What's your outside... I said, do you

27:25

serve alcohol? Yeah. You know, be

27:27

respectful. Right. Do you serve

27:29

alcohol? She looked at me like I just committed

27:32

a G-hot. Yeah. Like I just

27:34

beheaded a baby. Right. If

27:37

I asked you to get 40 babies, do you

27:39

think you could do that? Do you think there would be anywhere?

27:42

You've been to a nursery. 40 babies in a mule. 40 babies

27:44

in a mule? Yes, indeed. Beheaded

27:47

the mule? What?

27:48

A G-hot?

27:53

It's not Spike Lee's production

27:55

company. It's a... It's a... It's

27:58

a Israeli production company. A Palestinian. babies

28:00

and a mule. That's a

28:02

little,

28:04

that's a little post civil

28:07

war history joke for you. Oh, is it?

28:09

Yeah. Is that how you would describe this? Um,

28:14

I think I interrupted you on a historical tangent

28:16

though. No. And you said when this all started, no,

28:19

no, you covered it. Yeah. I covered it with the YouTube

28:21

there with the ads. Yeah.

28:24

No, I got it. You know, you really have to, you really have

28:26

to commit yourself to not caring. I'll say

28:29

this to all the kids out there cause I've, we've already

28:31

seen it, but we've seen it a couple of times. In fact,

28:33

when this shit, when this a quote unquote,

28:36

uh, crimes that are, they call terrorism

28:38

because they want to go murder a bunch of people and give

28:41

themselves money. That's the difference between crime and terrorism.

28:43

Uh, the government giving itself money. Um,

28:46

uh, when they want to gin this all

28:49

up, this big pilfering and looting

28:51

of the treasury that they've started, that

28:53

they got a little appetizer taste of with Ukraine.

28:55

And now they want to really go in for the

28:58

nuts, right? We're really going

29:00

for the gold. Every scrape, the bottom

29:02

of the money barrel that is your, the inside

29:04

of your children's skull of any

29:06

wealth they might ever try to have and gobble

29:08

it up. Right. With debt, with

29:11

debt instruments that will never expire. Uh,

29:14

stem cell, uh, South park, uh, yeah,

29:16

you know, crack the neck.

29:19

Your metaphorical baby, your, your children's children

29:21

are now indebted to me with this

29:24

war that no one fucking cares

29:26

that you've no one should care about. Um,

29:29

we saw him do it. So many fucking problems here. Like

29:31

it's just, I, yeah, I just, uh, we

29:34

saw him do it with nine 11. Yeah. Maybe

29:36

kids out there are too young to remember this, but nine 11

29:39

came out. It's, Oh, what are you, where there's fucking

29:41

WMDs. There's all this fucking lies all the time.

29:44

Constantly everybody war, war, war,

29:46

war, fat boomers, war, war, war, right?

29:48

Over there for 20 fucking years, 20 fucking years, trillions

29:51

of dollars, nothing. All, all a big lie, all

29:53

based on lies. Yeah. Nothing got any better.

29:55

No, nothing got any worse. Um,

29:59

except for you. You're you know

30:01

they did the same thing in the first

30:04

Iraq war Yeah Was

30:14

like a few weeks, you know like that

30:17

was a nice little tease nice little taste Yeah,

30:20

well and you know where the first

30:22

push He people

30:24

were calling for the invasion of Iraq Mm-hmm,

30:27

and he was correct in saying there's no

30:30

exit strategy. Yeah, he that's

30:32

he was right Yeah, he was right not to it because

30:34

you get him out of the way you go home and

30:36

that's like that was so That

30:39

actually like in hindsight looks a little bit better

30:42

than our last little go-around My

30:44

point is you got to really commit yourself to not

30:46

caring. Yeah, it's not enough to not care

30:49

you have to mock the values and

30:53

Traditions and the end The

30:57

Sacred cows of the people who are trying to push you to work. That's

30:59

all it is nothing else matters Don't want to go to war. I

31:02

want my money. Yeah, I have to

31:04

commit myself daily to not caring Yeah,

31:07

and it's hard. Well, yeah, I want to care about

31:10

Beheaded babies in the mule that they beheaded

31:12

see you're expanding like but you got it You

31:14

got it the way you have to not care the

31:17

way everything and I care With

31:19

all this in this tension and everybody wound

31:22

up all the time Like if you're expending a

31:24

ton of energy in something you're

31:26

like you said you're spending a ton of energy trying

31:29

not to care I know it's exhausting

31:32

It's so exhausting I'm gonna eat away your

31:34

soul that you find yourself not caring about things

31:36

you should care about oh, I know What did I when

31:38

did I turn into this made monster everybody?

31:41

Completely, I mean ever hinged

31:43

in apathetic in like the worst

31:45

way Yeah, yeah,

31:48

it's made us. It's made us deface

31:50

this poor slave This poor

31:52

son of a slave's grave. That's what it's that's

31:54

what it's driven us to Israel

31:57

and Palestine have driven us to mock

31:59

this

32:00

Poor son of a poor son of

32:02

a slave. What's the Ninja Turtle? What's the

32:05

beat because everything that we do every

32:07

time we make fun of Eric July they say we're committing Torsious

32:10

interference with a business they think that you can sue

32:12

people for make for like yeah talking with someone's

32:14

business and you can't But what's

32:16

it where it so he's tortoise interference

32:19

So we may find them by taint changing it because

32:21

they can't spell so I don't know if they're saying

32:23

tortoise or tortious or tortuous

32:26

or torturous What they're talking about is

32:28

they're stupid So tortoise

32:31

interference and I'll get back to Randy how I

32:33

fucked him over right right. I have another

32:35

beer. It's already 1245 fuck Yeah,

32:37

I was late You were late.

32:40

I was late. Jihad wasn't your fault

32:43

Oh Yeah,

32:47

so Eric releases Eric July releases

32:49

this 13-minute video explain

32:52

in how his oh

32:58

You know that there's you

33:00

know, sometimes you

33:02

just you just hit it perfect It's

33:08

the right amount of understatement but

33:10

the right amount of like I'm

33:13

gonna make it just obvious enough to where you can't

33:15

ignore it and you're forced to understand that it's

33:17

a joke. Oh Hi,

33:19

Maddie, yeah, let me find this

33:22

one. Let me find this one clip Eric

33:25

July Yeah,

33:27

he's here's a clip from Eric's last

33:29

stream where he's responding to the controversy

33:31

and

33:32

Super chats and

33:34

these yeah,

33:35

okay He's

33:37

just like this is remember how he started month with

33:39

monetizing the haters and saying that me and Vito

33:42

are gonna be Bankrupted in a lawsuit.

33:44

Yeah. Now. In fact, he's gonna be bankrupted

33:46

by a law And

33:50

my guys we're putting stuffed

33:52

animals on gravestones It's

33:55

cart blind. No, I'm if you're going after Christian

33:57

ministry. We are a hundred percent

33:59

in the clear, making fun of dead

34:01

ancestors and fucking up. And, and,

34:04

and, uh, making totally legal leavings.

34:07

You can't don't actually deface

34:09

it. There's no, don't mess

34:11

with it. It's not funny then stuffed animals,

34:14

you know, clean it, cleaning it. That's

34:17

good stuff. Right? Yeah. That's disrespectful

34:20

in an acceptable way. Right.

34:22

Right. But you start fucking around with a charity

34:24

calling a Christian charitable ministry fake

34:27

saying they're fake. Like these people are doing actually actual

34:30

good, actual charity, right? Their

34:32

whole lives, their whole lives dedicated to being good. It's like

34:34

the opposite of me. I mean, they're probably

34:36

corrupt as fuck too, but I

34:38

mean, it's a pretty, but at

34:40

least they, but at least they, they're

34:43

trying at least they've like, yeah, dotted

34:45

the eyes and crossed the T listing all the money

34:48

they're giving to poor people. Well, I

34:50

can't do that. No shit. Air July. I can't

34:52

do that. I'm sure. I'm sure they're helping some

34:54

people. Um,

34:57

so you go after Christian ministry. Yeah.

35:01

Then that's when gravestones into the picture.

35:03

All right. Right. We all, we

35:06

know how this works. Everybody knows how it works in their brain.

35:08

Yeah. You know, even if they can't explain

35:10

it, uh, here's Eric talking

35:13

about the recent controversy won't

35:15

be without challenges. Won't be without hiccups,

35:18

but it's all worth it because,

35:21

uh, I'm going to have a fucking blast.

35:25

Does it seem like he's having a blast to you? Seems

35:27

like he's tired. He's

35:30

like rubbing his eyes and got his face.

35:33

I'm having a fucking, I've

35:35

never been happier. Never been happier.

35:38

So great. Never been happier. So

35:40

great being, I'm blessed. Definitely.

35:44

I'm so, I'm so fucking blessed.

35:47

Fucking blessed. I'm so happy.

35:49

I can just

35:51

fucking happy dick. I'm glad I had

35:53

to go tell everybody about my grandpa

35:56

and the nickname cause I'm getting sued

35:59

by a.

35:59

Church yeah not to make

36:02

videos calling them racist

36:04

and that they're not Christians

36:07

And then take it by Christ somebody

36:09

somebody that I don't know that not dick doesn't

36:12

even know is just Going and not just one

36:14

person many people are just gonna on their own I think

36:16

it's funny to go put stuffed animals on my

36:19

ancestors graves. Yeah, right for no

36:21

reason right and I don't even understand Why it's funny?

36:24

Yeah, I can't explain it. So

36:26

I can't defend it. I don't understand

36:29

it

36:30

sounds like a blast You

36:34

know Yeah, you

36:36

just You can't call people

36:38

n-word Well, I mean, okay,

36:41

you shouldn't be doing that be doing that in the first It's

36:43

Eric. Yeah, I've called me the n-word all those times.

36:45

He called you the n-word call me that member He called me a

36:47

ho ass n-word. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm three times.

36:50

Yeah Yeah,

36:54

you know that words kept Got

36:57

people down for There's

36:59

a lot of other there's just a lot of words you can

37:02

use How you know? Yeah, if

37:04

you're good at coming up with words, you know,

37:06

I guess so So I go into the escape room and

37:08

I say what's your alcohol policy? Do

37:11

you serve alcohol here? She goes what

37:13

do you yeah, it's hard. Yeah, she's

37:15

all happy You know you got like you go into the escape

37:18

room at 10 at night. People are happy and

37:20

bouncy I'm like, oh wow Like

37:22

a whole this species deviated

37:25

from my species at like the paramecium

37:27

level Like this is a far branch.

37:30

I don't know what's going on with

37:32

you. Yeah, it's 10 o'clock on

37:34

a saturday Yeah, you have this kind of energy

37:36

and you're sober, right? I

37:39

did a bump in the parking lot Yeah,

37:41

i'm still not happy right what that

37:43

can if you can believe that yeah What's

37:46

your uh, you serve alcohol? No, what's your alcohol

37:49

policy and she goes None.

37:51

Yeah, I said you don't have an alcohol policy.

37:53

Okay, i'm gonna go grab some No, no

37:55

alcohol. No, no alcohol is the policy Excuse

38:00

me. Jeez. You're

38:02

lucky I asked. Quite frankly, I

38:05

was gonna go just get the beer and

38:07

bring it and then force it through with

38:12

intimidation. But now

38:15

I guess I can't. And I only asked you

38:18

to make my girlfriend's experience more fun. Yeah.

38:21

Okay. So you're lucky, lady. Because I'm gonna be

38:23

miserable in there without it. And she's

38:25

gonna have a really bad time. So

38:28

she comes out and does the explaining for the escape

38:31

room and she goes, oh, this is actually

38:33

our easiest one. I said, what the fuck

38:35

is, what is that for? Why'd

38:38

you say that? I mean, you say it's the hardest

38:40

one. Well, because you're retarded enough to think

38:42

that you can bring booze into that place. What?

38:46

That wasn't everybody asking about the booze. That

38:48

was just me. Yeah, so you kind of painted

38:50

the canvas for the group. You just took all the fun out

38:52

of it. Like you're supposed to be a real

38:54

magical wizard that we're fucking over and supposed

38:57

to be really difficult. Now if we fuck up, we're

38:59

gonna have terrible self esteem issues. Now

39:02

there's no winning this for us. We fucked

39:04

it up if we don't get out, we

39:06

feel extra dumb. We

39:08

do get out, it's nothing. Right. It

39:10

was like when Larry Holmes

39:13

fought Muhammad Ali. Like he knew

39:15

he was gonna destroy Ali and he felt terrible

39:17

about it. Like, what are you gonna do? I gotta

39:19

beat up my hero. The guy

39:21

who I was his sparring partner for years.

39:25

And if I take it easy, then it's

39:28

like, wow, Holmes ain't shit. Yeah,

39:31

it's like, so I'm gonna fucking, what am I

39:33

gonna do? We don't want to put the stuffed

39:35

animals on Isom's grave, but

39:38

we have to do it.

39:38

Or else we look like bitches. Right.

39:45

So whatever. We do the escape

39:47

room and figure out all the wizards tricks.

39:51

But it was, you know, she took all the fun

39:54

out of it. Yeah. Stupid lady by

39:56

ruining it. Like women, you know, they just

39:58

don't think. They just speak. And they don't ever

40:00

think about anything that they say

40:03

and it's an impact on anybody. That's

40:06

like always like every time. Terrible experience.

40:08

So we go to the bar. Yes, the gay bar is now

40:10

straight and Randy and his girlfriend are playing pool. Yeah,

40:13

they're playing team doubles pool with another

40:15

group. Yeah, against another group. Like it's a big,

40:17

you know, is it like a tournament almost or

40:19

like you have to wait for the bar got so straight. They have

40:22

a fucking pool. Yeah. That's bored.

40:24

That's a straight bar. That's a straight. That's

40:27

a very smart. Going gay for a long time. No,

40:30

not with not with not with pool

40:32

and like team events. Yeah,

40:35

this is like the Israel of straight bars.

40:37

Now it's going to take the gays a

40:39

long time to terrorize their way back

40:41

into right. You know, yeah. So

40:45

Randy going to crash to the front window on some

40:47

provider. Come farting

40:49

their way.

40:52

With their curtains.

41:07

Good times. So long,

41:09

sucker. They

41:13

come down all day. Come down these comfort

41:15

on these 40 hot girls. I

41:18

think that like some people are okay

41:20

with the rape of those music festival

41:22

girls, but then like the beheaded,

41:24

they cut the heads off babies and I'm like, Oh wow. Well

41:26

I was okay with them raping all those girls, but if

41:28

they're beheading babies now, definitely

41:31

invader ran. Oh yeah. Was

41:33

that a, was there a contingent of that before

41:35

the baby beheading started?

41:38

Everybody has a line. I don't know. Everybody

41:41

has a line. There's line is different, you know, they can

41:43

justify one thing or think some things like

41:45

not as bad as, you know, I mean I, I

41:48

hate women, even I wasn't okay with that. No,

41:50

well you got to get those women back. Yeah. And

41:53

maybe too. Well, you could have just stuck with the women,

41:55

the women that they kidnapped and raped. You

41:57

didn't need to go to the, you didn't need to have.

41:59

babies with no heads that's

42:02

weird yeah

42:04

why would you be head of now I'm thinking about like a little miniature

42:06

guillotine yeah with

42:08

the babies attacking them and they had to slice their heads

42:10

off yeah I mean how did the babies

42:13

lose their heads carol

42:16

is today well now

42:18

then it puts it in my mind like now I'm

42:20

kind of I'm kind of like sympathizing with

42:22

Hamas now because I don't like holding babies because you

42:24

don't know how to hold their head right head

42:26

kind of jerks around and it's like the neck isn't

42:28

right yeah you believe that you could kill

42:32

the baby if you don't hold the head right yeah

42:34

I mean so now I'm sympathize now you're

42:36

making me sympathize with Hamas yeah

42:39

maybe Hamas was holding babies in the head they

42:41

didn't do it right in the head fell off like that would

42:43

be very embarrassing for me yeah

42:46

if I did that yeah it would be I would you

42:48

know I never hear the end of it the woman thing I'm like

42:50

well

42:51

really they're those

42:54

girls were pretty hot hmm that's I'm

42:56

kind of pissed off I'm pretty pissed off about

42:58

that yeah cuz again

43:00

focused on me yeah right I would

43:03

like to fuck those girls right consensually

43:06

yes you guys are really messing it up yes

43:08

for everybody giving us a bad

43:10

name I'm kind of you got to blow

43:12

up some hospitals to get those girls back I'm definitely

43:16

leaning towards looking the other way yeah

43:19

you know I've been to festivals

43:21

music festivals in Israel yeah I might actually

43:24

oh I might have met one of those girls so right

43:26

didn't fuck her but you know there's always a chance

43:29

yeah unless you killed them then

43:31

there's no chance so let's get there let's knock

43:34

that hospital out I don't like hospitals really

43:36

they're always overcharging you and stuff yeah

43:39

and they never they never find anything they

43:42

never give you Vicodin yeah oh

43:44

okay let's get the girls back yeah they

43:46

also knock baby's heads off like well now I

43:48

don't know about are that

43:50

baby's heads in the hospital yeah he's

43:52

already dead hmm

43:55

kind of like that sucks but right

43:58

you can make another like babies just

44:00

You know, what'd you have the baby for like a couple

44:02

weeks? Come on. Yeah,

44:04

that's not like a full-grown woman that you could do

44:06

stuff too with I mean

44:12

But don't you think you can't argue with that

44:14

I mean a baby like

44:16

yeah that sucks but Yeah,

44:20

have it for that like that's not a lot

44:22

of time To

44:24

get attached really, you know, yeah

44:27

Oh Like if somebody's

44:29

somebody's like adult, okay Get

44:33

it so Randy and his girlfriend are playing pool.

44:35

Yeah against

44:37

another couple and Randy's

44:41

Randy's down to the eight ball right and

44:43

the whole time I'm kind of like, you know fucking around

44:45

with Randy Yeah, he gets down to the eight ball. Yeah.

44:47

Yeah, I touched it. Oh, all right. Go right here.

44:49

Go criticizing his shots Yeah, all right busting

44:52

his balls, right? He's not saying anything because he's trying to look

44:54

cool Yeah, like I'm totally above

44:56

all this harassment right? Yeah harassment

44:58

doesn't affect me. Is he really competitive? Um, He

45:01

seems I think yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well

45:03

judging by his reaction. Yeah, okay It's

45:06

right. It's down to the eight ball. He's it's like an easy

45:09

shot. Yeah, right When he goes

45:11

up right at the perfect time like

45:14

a like a spirit was speaking through

45:16

me, right? Right like a God

45:19

like God was Handling through

45:21

me right the perfect right

45:23

at the perfect moment. I said Yeah,

45:33

don't yeah where that where the where the cue vibrates

45:37

Not even close really cuz he was gonna hit

45:39

it so hard right and I told him not to be

45:41

I told him not to hit It hard you don't gotta

45:43

go stop. It was a tiny table. Anyway, yeah

45:47

And for like he was defying me by going hard

45:49

the whole time hit it a little low on the ball So

45:51

that you don't fucking does so you don't scratch

45:53

afterwards if it's like a lined up shot cuz

45:56

that shit happens, you know Oh,

45:57

it's perfect. Yeah Hahahaha

46:02

Of course he was gonna probably gonna miss anyway,

46:04

you know if you're hitting everything as

46:06

hard as you can What

46:10

the fuck Yeah,

46:13

all the Mexican jolts like oh what

46:15

was what was that? Yeah, it was horrible. Yeah

46:21

That's funny um So

46:23

they lost Oh scratch

46:25

scratch on the eight-ball. Oh, he scratched. Yeah, didn't

46:27

even hit didn't come close Wow,

46:30

Oh didn't didn't come close to hitting the hitting the ball. No,

46:32

okay

46:34

instant loss Wow Human

46:36

shield Randy was a you

46:38

had to be taken out

46:40

Yeah, let's see I

46:42

got some Christa Kiwi stuff here do you I do

46:48

Man I have all this stuff. I didn't get you know, they have a special

46:50

alert for black people now Like amber

46:52

alert

46:53

black people alert. No, like we sure I don't know

46:55

what they're calling it alert on x alert

46:58

I think it's ebony alert

47:00

obsidian alert. No, no

47:02

ebony ebony alert. I think it's called ebony

47:05

alerts. Really? That's good Yeah, what's

47:08

the what's the alert? What does it do? They

47:10

found a way to make the amber alert more annoying Like

47:15

if you get like it's for only black people

47:17

getting kidnapped I guess is

47:19

this true. Yeah. Yeah, hold on.

47:21

Let me find it ebony Yeah,

47:24

I'm like god, you know the news ain't gonna cover this

47:26

so we could wait. It's up to us Yeah,

47:29

I don't know why they would have their they want their own alert

47:32

Gavin Newsom Signs

47:34

a bill creating ebony alerts for

47:37

missing black women and children Like

47:40

these are the bills and shit that just get shoved

47:42

like right through. It's like, oh, yeah, this is a no-brainer, right?

47:46

Yeah, black youth state senator Steven

47:49

Bradford authored a new law that crazy.

47:51

Wow. Look at that. See that guy was right on the phone Yeah,

47:53

you got a missing my words. I'm gonna get here. Oh, let me

47:55

send it out on the company alert system. Yeah. Yeah

47:58

What do you think he's really doing? ordering

48:00

a pizza, something, people. As

48:02

in the alerts, young black people make

48:04

up almost 40% of those who come up missing.

48:06

Amber

48:06

Alerts have been used for two decades, but some

48:09

critics say... Compared to the population. ... are often overlooked

48:11

by the noti... Oh, of course. Sorry, what

48:13

did you say? I mean, that's 40% of missing... 13% of...

48:17

Versus, like, but 40% of just missing people,

48:19

right? I mean, that's... Disproportionate. Yeah, it's disproportionate.

48:22

You'd say something... What do you

48:24

think is the reason for that? I

48:26

don't even know. I just... I was surprised that it's... I

48:28

was surprised that it's 40%. Yeah, me too.

48:31

... certification system.

48:32

The Ebony alerts apply to people up

48:34

to 25 and includes black youth

48:37

considered at risk or with mental or physical

48:39

challenges.

48:40

Pre-Americans, whether they're

48:42

children or young adults, are often

48:45

listed as runaways. You see the difference

48:47

of when white girls go missing and black

48:50

girls go missing. The sense of urgency is not there

48:52

with this. Why would you make a...

48:54

If the urgency isn't there, why would you make

48:57

a... There's systemic racism that

48:59

ignores black kids going missing. Why

49:02

would you change the alert to make

49:04

it easier for the system to ignore? Yeah. Oh,

49:06

it's just a... You're the one saying... It's

49:08

just an Ebony alert. I don't know any black people.

49:11

I'm not gonna look out. I mean, call it white

49:14

little girl alert then. You

49:16

don't even understand your own systemic racism

49:19

shit. Well,

49:21

there's... Well, everybody ignores black kids

49:23

going missing, so we're changing the normal

49:25

kid alert that goes missing to black

49:28

kids alert. Well, then it's...

49:32

Okay, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. I

49:35

wouldn't do that. If

49:39

I'm getting raped, I'm yelling fire, right?

49:41

Do you guys understand that? The

49:45

attention, the need, the urgency, I feel

49:47

will be met and what's going to be a game changer.

49:49

There are many young women who... I mean, I don't

49:51

know, man. I think it's just kind of going to be funny when

49:54

Ebony alert goes on those signs on the freeway.

50:00

Yeah, what do I know? Yeah,

50:02

you know what do I know like

50:04

usual? want want

50:07

want It's

50:09

like an amber alert. Oh, I can't read that

50:12

um I

50:15

Can't read that oh Eric's

50:20

talking about

50:21

Eric's playing victim or a fucking

50:24

baby You

50:27

Gotta go have you read isom too I

50:29

did um

50:30

I don't know what I read, but I yeah,

50:33

I did yeah you read it I

50:35

Read it. Yeah, I read it. I see

50:37

it's it's hard for me if I'm really I can't

50:40

really make myself be interested Because

50:43

it's not a school assignment You

50:45

know what I mean like it's like if it was like

50:47

a like an assignment where I had to where

50:50

I had to Answer some questions

50:53

on it or something that I would be more like

50:55

it's like okay Let me like actually make a an

50:57

effort to understand this and really try to

51:00

tell like held you to try to understand

51:02

What was there yeah, and it was like a meandering

51:04

mess. I felt the same way Yeah, very difficult to get through

51:06

right right the first one was

51:09

much easier for me I thought the

51:11

second one all of a sudden you there's

51:13

this ranch hand or whatever fucking

51:15

gets kidnapped And then like he goes

51:18

and meets them to some fucking weird detective

51:20

guy sends him to some ladies Castle

51:23

who fucking shoots blood out of her fingers and

51:25

her wolves and fucking dragon attack

51:27

him And then she's like sounds like a helix

51:30

on yeah, and then like they they go You

51:33

know to this place fucking crazy creatures

51:35

are who set his fucking set his

51:37

barn on fire And then they

51:39

yeah, and then then she's like

51:41

we got to fall back. There's way too many of them He's like well run

51:43

if you're scared. I'm getting Sam, and then she's like I

51:46

was just kidding. I'm gonna stay yeah, let's

51:50

Yeah, I know that part you're talking about Coolier

51:52

yeah, and then it was like oh cool, okay?

51:55

Hey, we found Sam everybody's

51:57

dead except Sam. Yeah. Yeah, I

51:59

didn't try to get any I'd be on the dead bodies.

52:02

She was thinking about see if I can identify the dead.

52:04

It's like oh, okay They know we're here. Okay, I gotta

52:06

go now you guys go. I'm not

52:08

leaving. I saw him. It's like no he's given

52:11

I'm buying this time Come

52:13

yeah, it was odd. I just I don't

52:15

know what's I don't know It's gonna introduce like a new

52:18

character who's like basically like you

52:20

know like verbally kind of bitch slaps fucking

52:22

Darren a little bit Right. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

52:24

where it's like okay And he has a gun

52:26

I had a gun to kill the other Special

52:30

superhero going gone right look at this

52:32

shit There's Krista

52:35

Kiwi donating plasma. I'm

52:37

a lifesaver. Yeah, he's donating plasma

52:39

wearing his Z for

52:41

Russia shirt he might as well be wearing

52:44

a swastika Can

52:47

you just process that this

52:49

man has walked into a plasma

52:51

donating hospital Yeah wearing

52:54

a Z for Russia Putin's

52:56

Russia shirt. Yeah to donate

52:58

blood. Yeah, the pot the chutzpah

53:01

on him Yeah,

53:04

he's uh he's he's something else look at this

53:06

shit. Isn't that amazing it is he's

53:08

been killing it recently He's uh

53:11

he's really kind of just Embraced

53:14

himself. I think yeah cantileans

53:16

dying really was the best thing that ever happened to Christ

53:19

the God Let

53:22

me see here. I'm trying to get okay the

53:25

QAnon shaman is in

53:27

the waiting room. Oh Yeah

53:39

I'm finding more

53:42

More stuff from Krista Kiwi. Are ya this

53:45

is why I hate people yeah People

53:47

find this in the wild like he's so prolific

53:50

with his text with his DMS

53:52

that people just find Women posting

53:54

his DMS like showing off how

53:56

valuable they are sexually by posting

53:59

how the

53:59

depravity of their stalkers which

54:02

is something women do to show other women that they're more sexually

54:04

attractive than they are Like you don't have stalkers

54:07

like I do my stockers are totally

54:09

mentally mentally unhinged psychotic

54:11

criminal Murderers where our stalkers

54:14

are just like little boys. Yeah, you know

54:16

men who are married. My stalkers are real top

54:19

tier, right?

54:20

Chris

54:23

the Kiwi says did I upset

54:25

offend you or are you busy? I

54:28

know you don't do DMS, but I didn't want

54:30

to embarrass myself and check out my

54:32

concerns Maybe it's

54:34

because you were trying to be nice and later on thought it wasn't

54:36

a good idea because you were married Not sure

54:39

if applicable would love to get closure

54:41

if you know what I mean This

54:43

is his message to a rant a girl that

54:45

added him as a friend who has a husband So I don't know

54:48

why adding random attractive men random

54:50

single, you know plasma

54:53

donating men right Maybe

54:55

it's because you were trying to be nice.

54:58

Yeah. Okay. Well, you can turn against

55:00

me and mess with me I don't know. I'm sort of used

55:02

to it with females. Anyway, I understand

55:04

if you get offended and blocked me But you sound

55:06

like a bitch

55:08

Not replying my last tweet cheese Chris Cheese

55:11

Chris. He's a He's

55:14

great Killing

55:17

it

55:19

If I have another one from

55:22

him Oh

55:31

Yeah, nice skin wish I could see

55:33

you and marry you

55:42

Nice skin

55:44

nice skin I could see

55:46

you and marry you Nice

55:50

skin has got to be one of the one of the

55:52

creepiest statements ever written

55:55

Oh Nice

55:58

skin and marry you Anyway,

56:00

you're a rude fatty by parentheses.

56:03

I feel hurt He's

56:07

like yeah, there we go fucking rages

56:13

Yeah, there we go nice skin wish I could see

56:15

you and marry you

56:16

anyway You're a rude fatty by

56:18

I feel hurt friends. He is friend

56:20

disease. I feel hurt He is if

56:23

you like translating for himself out of his mind

56:26

Just wanted to say I feel hurt and upset

56:29

There's a half-hour later. Yeah, you're

56:31

ignoring me and

56:32

if that's what you want. I won't bother you again Anyway,

56:35

it seems like you don't care if you ask me

56:37

just wanted to say I love you Goes

56:46

for this suicide. Yeah, you dumb bitch

56:52

Amazing she's a human shield. He is

56:54

fucking um Hmm

56:57

oh

56:58

Eric's responded to that. Okay. What

57:01

oh to the yeah, this is a Q anon shaman.

57:03

All right, let me see Can I can

57:05

I unmute him? Is that possible? There we go.

57:07

Hey, how you doing, man?

57:12

Did I do I understand do you want to be

57:14

known as the shaman now did you drop the

57:16

Q anon part? Is that right? I

57:18

never gave myself the Q anon part. Oh,

57:21

just people did that. So what do you call yourself?

57:24

Jake oh

57:25

Jake okay. Hey,

57:28

how refreshing how refreshing is that

57:31

how refreshing is that somebody uses their name? That

57:33

is your name or is that another that is a fake name

57:38

Jihad activist kkk So

57:42

you I met you at the stop

57:44

the steal thing in Arizona I don't know.

57:46

Well, you probably don't remember that was a long time. I recall you

57:48

do recall I was actually I actually asked

57:51

Eric about it When I

57:53

when he came over and I was like, do you remember that guy? He introduced

57:55

me to like and I never got to do an interview with him

57:57

like was he still interested? He said well, you know

57:59

all us Yeah, you were gonna call

58:02

in you were gonna call in and then You

58:06

were we were talking about you calling in because

58:08

if that were you're doing was funny and we wanted to talk about

58:10

Trump stuff You

58:12

were scheduled to call in and then I think the next

58:14

day you got fucking arrested by the FBI Yeah

58:19

What happened? They

58:23

arrested me they yeah, I mean like,

58:26

you know, I went into They

58:28

said they just wanted to talk and I

58:30

asked him I said, you know Look dude, like just tell me

58:33

if you're gonna arrest me I'll still show up but I

58:35

want to know if you're gonna arrest me.

58:37

Yeah, he said no. No, I don't see any

58:39

reason to arrest You we're just gonna we just want to talk to you

58:41

get your side of the story and I said, okay And I

58:43

was under the impression at the time that the CIA

58:45

did not I mean the FBI did

58:47

not waste its time with misdemeanor

58:51

So I was like, well, that's all it is. It's just misdemeanors.

58:53

I didn't really do anything I believed

58:55

was worthy of a felony charge So yeah

58:58

when I went in to talk to him They read

59:00

me my Miranda rights and walked

59:02

up ever since that point. Oh my god.

59:05

How long was that for?

59:07

Well, I spent ten and a half months in solitary

59:09

but total time in lockup was 27 months

59:13

You spent 10 months in solitary

59:15

and then a half. Oh

59:17

my god Is It

59:21

everybody says that's like the hardest time You

59:24

know that there is to do and it's like torture

59:26

like people people say it's in

59:28

he it's you inhumane Right, there's no contact

59:31

really hard. Yeah How

59:33

did you pass the time for ten fucking

59:35

months in solitary? Ten

59:38

and a half a half. Sorry a

59:40

ten and a half. Thank you that half makes a difference

59:42

I'm telling you I believe you seems like a week

59:45

every week seems like a month every

59:47

month seems like a year So, you know, it's

59:49

like a lifetime and you know, I'd never

59:51

think if the feeling was I was

59:53

never gonna get out You

59:56

know Wow didn't know when it was gonna end

59:58

how it was gonna end Um,

1:00:01

yeah, you know, there's, and

1:00:03

then there's also the 25 year sentence,

1:00:05

maximum sentence that they were hanging over my head

1:00:07

while I was in solitary. There's the media

1:00:10

lying about me. I can't say anything.

1:00:12

My own lawyer was doing a terrible job

1:00:14

of representing me. Um, there's

1:00:17

also the added factor that

1:00:20

I wasn't able to defend myself

1:00:22

in any way, shape, or form. Yeah.

1:00:26

And I had no control or power over the situation whatsoever.

1:00:28

All I had was prayer, but then there were, you

1:00:30

know, things that, you know, miraculous things

1:00:32

that God did for me while I was in solitary.

1:00:35

And uh, when I was in prison, that helped

1:00:38

to renew my faith. Every time a log

1:00:40

of doubt was thrown into the fire of faith, it

1:00:42

was burned through. So I can't

1:00:46

really read because when you're, when your mind

1:00:48

is so heavily distracted with all this

1:00:50

other stuff, like you can get, maybe you get

1:00:52

lost in a book, but I mean, it's like one of those things where you

1:00:54

read the page and then you're like, what the hell did I just

1:00:56

read? Yeah. What

1:00:58

are you like thinking? Like how long were you in prison? Total? 27 months.

1:01:03

Oh my God. Um, and

1:01:06

what did they, what did they get you on illegal parading

1:01:08

or something like that?

1:01:09

No, so they, I pled guilty

1:01:12

to obstruction of an official proceeding,

1:01:15

which the Supreme Court is currently

1:01:18

thinking about whether it's on their docket,

1:01:20

whether or not they're going to take the case or not. But

1:01:23

there's a lot of, um, there's

1:01:25

a lot of technical issues with that particular

1:01:28

filing

1:01:29

because it's very loosely,

1:01:32

loosely associated in

1:01:34

many cases there, the whole stipulation with the Supreme

1:01:36

Court now that they're trying to bring forward is the idea that

1:01:39

there is no correlation between

1:01:41

that

1:01:42

law or that statute and

1:01:44

these charges for J six, because from what

1:01:47

I understand, that statute is more so about obstructing

1:01:49

an official proceeding by like destroying

1:01:51

paperwork or not

1:01:54

just protesting. Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:57

What about didn't that, didn't that a Congressman poll?

1:02:00

fire alarm recently to stop a vote. Yeah.

1:02:03

Yeah. Bowman, I believe Jamal Bowman.

1:02:05

Yeah. So obviously he's not getting

1:02:07

hit with anything. That's fine. Um,

1:02:10

he's a Democrat.

1:02:11

Yeah. How

1:02:13

did you end up there?

1:02:14

Yeah. In the Capitol on January 6th, did

1:02:18

I end up? Um, well, how did you get

1:02:20

there? Like what, what brought you there? Oh, I drove

1:02:22

from Phoenix. Yeah.

1:02:24

You just wanted to be part of the part of the protest.

1:02:27

Well, I mean, I went on December 12th as well.

1:02:29

The second magma million March and everything was fine. Um,

1:02:34

what were you thinking? So I was

1:02:36

like, I was watching at home thinking it was hilarious

1:02:39

and loving everything that I mean, it was, I,

1:02:41

it is, I'll probably go to jail for saying this. I

1:02:43

was loving every part of it. I thought

1:02:45

it was hilarious when all the Congress people were terrified.

1:02:48

I fucking hate the government. Uh,

1:02:50

I thought they were totally overreacting because like

1:02:52

on purpose too, because people have done

1:02:54

sit-ins in the Capitol all the time, but

1:02:57

when Republicans do it, it's like, Oh, they're, you know,

1:02:59

they might actually do something about it.

1:03:01

Um, but I

1:03:03

never would have thought I net watching

1:03:05

you guys. I never would have thought you'd end

1:03:08

up going to jail for it or the amount of

1:03:10

time they would hit you guys with for it. Did

1:03:12

you think at all that while you were doing

1:03:14

it, that that might happen? No,

1:03:18

I mean, so when I went

1:03:20

into the building, one of the first things that I did was

1:03:23

I stopped somebody from stealing. What

1:03:25

were they going to handle? And it's,

1:03:27

it's negligible. It was like, like muffins

1:03:30

or some Danish or something from, from

1:03:32

the break room. Yeah. But you know,

1:03:34

I, my intentions upon entering

1:03:37

were only to create peace to

1:03:40

ensure there was no theft, vandalism, violence,

1:03:42

or, you know, destruction. Um, so

1:03:45

I, and I figured the only way

1:03:47

to do that would be to go inside. I saw

1:03:49

what was being done outside and I'm like, Jesus, you

1:03:51

know, you need some level heads here because

1:03:53

these people are, you know, way too amped.

1:03:57

And so, yeah, how did that, how did the destruction? not

1:04:00

get inside. That's always bothered me too.

1:04:02

Cause you see outside there's people like drying

1:04:05

stuff open and there was buyers, but none

1:04:07

of that happened inside. Why is that?

1:04:10

Yeah. Well, I really

1:04:12

think that it's because the people

1:04:15

themselves recognized the sacredness

1:04:19

to the building. They,

1:04:22

they believe in Republic.

1:04:25

Yeah. So there

1:04:27

was some destruction

1:04:30

inside. There was some violence,

1:04:32

but nothing like what was outside. Yeah.

1:04:35

And you

1:04:36

know, I, the reason I was in the video

1:04:38

getting escorted around the building was because I

1:04:40

volunteered to help the police. I

1:04:43

told them that there were people in the Senate chamber and if

1:04:45

they wanted, I could help them make sure there's no theft, vandalism,

1:04:47

violence, and I would help them clear the room. And they saw my

1:04:49

megaphone. They're like, yeah, come on, let's go. So

1:04:51

that's why we were going from locked door to locked door

1:04:53

to, to find an entrance into

1:04:56

the Senate chamber. Oh wow. And then I,

1:04:58

yeah. And then, you know, after the room was

1:05:00

cleared, after I said a prayer and stuff

1:05:02

and the room was cleared, I went outside. And

1:05:05

then shortly after I went outside and I saw Donald

1:05:07

Trump's tweet, I went up to the door

1:05:09

and was pushing people back and saying,

1:05:11

get back. Donald Trump said to go home, stop

1:05:14

what you're doing, stop what you're doing. Just go home.

1:05:16

Yeah. Uh, I've

1:05:18

got a picture up of you, uh, standing.

1:05:21

I think, I think you're

1:05:23

standing in the Senate chamber behind

1:05:25

that desk, the

1:05:27

curtain behind it. Yeah. That's the, that's the VP's chair.

1:05:31

Yeah. Oh man. I

1:05:33

hate to say it because you've, um, you've

1:05:36

gone to prison for how

1:05:38

much I enjoyed this picture. That's

1:05:42

why you went to jail. Um,

1:05:44

me sitting at home, seeing you

1:05:47

guys just standing there is such

1:05:51

a, it's like, it's such an inspiring picture.

1:05:53

They think it'll embolden more people and

1:05:56

it will. And it did. Yeah. And, uh, It's

1:06:00

what like not in a violent way, but in

1:06:02

a way like you know what I actually do

1:06:05

feel like we as free

1:06:07

people can take can do something there has

1:06:09

to be something to non-violently

1:06:11

take back the country and The

1:06:14

people who don't want that to happen are now looting

1:06:17

the Treasury and sending it to themselves

1:06:19

in Ukraine and Israel like it's Evil

1:06:22

people are in power and they're

1:06:24

sent they sent you guys to prison for the

1:06:27

message that you delivered just Standing

1:06:30

in the House of Government.

1:06:32

What do you think about that? Well,

1:06:35

the mockingbird media now that's what

1:06:37

I call them because of Operation Mockingbird I'm

1:06:39

sure you guys familiar with Operation Mockingbird explain

1:06:42

it like we don't know is it CIA putting

1:06:44

plans that Infiltrated the media

1:06:46

in the 60s and 70s to control the narrative in

1:06:48

the regarding the Civil Rights Movement the anti-war

1:06:50

movement Mm-hmm, and it has

1:06:53

been going on ever since I mean

1:06:55

that you've seen I'm sure you've seen that video Where

1:06:57

there's all those newscasters? This is very dangerous

1:06:59

to our democracy. This is yeah, I'm dangerous to our

1:07:01

democracy Yeah, I'm operation Mockingbird

1:07:03

full swing. Okay. Well, I know what that

1:07:06

though. That's Sinclair media group Always

1:07:08

that was from 2018 all that thing that was

1:07:11

those were all Sinclair owned They're a right-wing

1:07:13

ownership group who owns broadcast stations. So everybody

1:07:16

uses those like that's dangerous to

1:07:18

our democracy Sinclair media group

1:07:20

made anybody who you whether it's CNN

1:07:23

Fox, whatever made them You

1:07:25

know read that statement. Yeah. Oh really?

1:07:27

Yes. Okay Anyway,

1:07:30

what that's evidence of is that all it takes is

1:07:32

a single memo from the top and to

1:07:34

go down all over the country Mm-hmm

1:07:37

the same people in these little small towns

1:07:39

or big cities are gonna hear the same BS so

1:07:42

that's That's controlling the

1:07:44

narrative. Yeah, it's from it's

1:07:46

from an ownership group. It's not from the White

1:07:48

House though Like that. Well, no, no, but

1:07:50

what you got to understand is how the CIA works,

1:07:52

bro Is they have infiltrators

1:07:55

all throughout the corporate system? Oh, I believe

1:07:58

that journalist. I believe that yeah And

1:08:02

there's been lots and lots of

1:08:04

press conferences about this, especially during the 70s and

1:08:06

stuff, regarding how the CIA

1:08:09

had infiltrated these major

1:08:11

media outlets. No, your larger point

1:08:13

is taken. Well, wasn't it? Remember when Elon

1:08:15

bought Twitter? Didn't they release a bunch of emails

1:08:17

that like Twitter... Yes. Yeah, Twitter employees

1:08:20

were emailing with the FBI and then ex-FBI

1:08:23

employees were working at Twitter. Well,

1:08:25

wait a minute. There's no separation

1:08:28

of the government at all. What do you mean emailing

1:08:30

the FBI? What the fuck is this? That

1:08:34

being said, the Mockingbird media used

1:08:36

my image to create a shock and awe

1:08:39

campaign. They made me their

1:08:41

straw man by calling me the QAnon

1:08:43

Shaman, and then they painted

1:08:45

my face all over the world. Horned

1:08:48

man bad, horned man crazy,

1:08:51

all Trump supporters crazy, Trump

1:08:53

bad, orange man bad, orange man crazy.

1:08:56

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Dude,

1:08:59

Sean, if he hadn't worn the hat, well,

1:09:01

the hat's the best part. It's amazing. It's

1:09:03

amazing. If he came, I'd see the

1:09:05

picture. I'm like, that's so fucking

1:09:07

cool. I love it. I love it. You

1:09:10

still have that hat. They

1:09:12

had to smear the image, you guys. And that's why

1:09:14

they did what I think, why they did what they did

1:09:16

to me, because it was making an example.

1:09:18

Like you said, if I inspired

1:09:21

people to stand up for their rights, then

1:09:24

they can't have that. Yeah.

1:09:28

Yeah. That's what happened. I

1:09:30

mean, that's obviously what happened. Sean, do you know anybody

1:09:32

who saw Jake

1:09:35

specifically and thought that he was like

1:09:37

a crazed lunatic? I mean,

1:09:40

I don't, but I like to think I

1:09:43

have a lot of different people that I

1:09:45

know. I probably know more liberals

1:09:47

than conservatives. I don't particularly like

1:09:49

hanging out with conservatives. Yeah. Not,

1:09:52

not that you're very rigid. Yeah.

1:09:54

Yeah. Right. I

1:09:57

think maybe anybody that took it seriously.

1:10:00

No, I think the people that I know

1:10:02

thought it's like no, no, I

1:10:04

think they're like, ah, he's like, he's misguided

1:10:07

or like he's on, you know, or like he likes to party.

1:10:09

Like he's like, it was more, nobody,

1:10:11

nobody that I know thought like, dude, that

1:10:13

guy's a fucking psycho.

1:10:16

I never heard anybody say anything like that.

1:10:18

It just didn't seem, it just seemed right.

1:10:21

I don't get that from the picture that

1:10:23

like anybody dressed like that

1:10:25

is like a dangerous psychopath.

1:10:28

Yeah. That doesn't, that doesn't, it just doesn't hit me like

1:10:30

that. I know that it doesn't hit anybody that I know like that. I

1:10:32

know that, I know that there's a lot of people

1:10:34

who think that you

1:10:35

guys deserve to go to prison that think you

1:10:37

Jake deserve to go to prison for what you did.

1:10:40

Right. That's accurate. Sure. You

1:10:42

know, I'm just saying, you

1:10:47

know, look, if

1:10:50

this is how I look at it, if for

1:10:53

example, I mean, we all know Trump won the election,

1:10:55

but if Trump was going to be certified

1:10:58

as the president and BLM and Antifa

1:11:00

stormed the Capitol, destroyed property,

1:11:03

tried to, to, you know, do

1:11:05

something to Congress members or whatever, then I

1:11:07

would be one of the first people saying, yeah, lock them up, dude.

1:11:10

So like I understand objectively

1:11:14

like, well, technically entering

1:11:16

the building was illegal for

1:11:18

that. I'm willing to pay the price. I

1:11:21

think that I deserve a felony on my record. Do

1:11:24

I think that I deserved it 27 months

1:11:26

in prison? No, but

1:11:28

two

1:11:29

and a half years. No, I did

1:11:31

have a 41 month sentence. I got 12 months

1:11:33

off my sentence. I spent a

1:11:35

week in the halfway house and then the rest of the time on

1:11:38

home confinement for the last two months of my sentence.

1:11:40

So, um, you know,

1:11:42

God kind of picked paved

1:11:44

a way for me. And now here I

1:11:47

am with a microphone bigger than anything I've

1:11:49

ever dreamed of or had before. So as

1:11:52

a shamanic

1:11:53

practitioner,

1:11:55

the way I view it is what I went through was an ordeal

1:11:58

and shamans go through.

1:11:59

deals all the time to keep the tribe safe,

1:12:02

to ward off negative timelines, to

1:12:04

keep away evil spirits. That's part of the reason why

1:12:06

I sang my shamanic song in the Senate chamber was

1:12:08

to cleanse it of evil. And then this

1:12:10

part of the reason why I said a prayer in the Senate was to sanctify

1:12:13

it for the divine, for God, for

1:12:15

good. You

1:12:16

know, and Lord knows these, these demons

1:12:19

hate the invoking of the name of

1:12:21

Christ. So I

1:12:24

had to do that, of course.

1:12:26

What, what

1:12:28

do you do as a shaman? Like, did you, how did

1:12:30

you come by that? Right. Yeah. Tell me more about

1:12:32

that and take names in the ether,

1:12:34

man. No, I,

1:12:37

I do all sorts of stuff. It's

1:12:40

all shamanic practice. How did you come to be a shaman? How

1:12:42

did that, how were you drawn to being a shaman

1:12:45

that you decided you're going to do this? Well,

1:12:47

ever since I was a kid and I learned that certain plants can make

1:12:49

you hallucinate and ever since I saw these,

1:12:52

these people with feathers on

1:12:54

their like headdresses or like, you

1:12:56

know, fur traditionally conservative

1:12:58

talking point, by the way, most people's

1:13:01

interpretation of

1:13:04

the picture is accurate. That's what I

1:13:07

just said. Yeah. It's not a dangerous psycho.

1:13:09

Yeah. He likes to party.

1:13:11

Yeah. Well, I like this kind of

1:13:13

thing. Okay. Okay. I'm not partying

1:13:16

with these things. I'm really not. I am

1:13:20

doing is using them to voyage into

1:13:22

the ether. Okay. Have

1:13:24

you guys ever closed your eyes on mushrooms before?

1:13:26

A lot. Okay.

1:13:30

You know, you know. Yeah. So

1:13:33

you, what do you do as a shop? Do you have a tribe

1:13:36

that you, do you have like a compound? Are you

1:13:38

endeavoring to get some sort of a, a commune

1:13:41

going for these types of things? It

1:13:43

seems to me like that's what a shaman should be doing. No, look,

1:13:47

first of all, I myself initiated shamanic

1:13:50

to practitioner. I don't have any sort

1:13:53

of formal training where I was an apprentice

1:13:55

of a shaman.

1:13:57

Okay. What I did is. Ever

1:14:00

since I was a kid, I was curious about it. And

1:14:03

so

1:14:04

eventually I got to the point where I did a bunch of

1:14:06

research on it. And then I thought, okay, well,

1:14:08

this is what the shamans do. This is how they're initiated

1:14:10

into these things. I'm gonna do those things. Hence,

1:14:14

over a hundred hours worth of tattoos, prolonged

1:14:17

retreats into nature, psychoactive

1:14:19

plants being ingested and being used to

1:14:22

travel into the ether and meditate, prolonged

1:14:25

fasting, prolonged meditation, et

1:14:28

cetera, et cetera. And in the

1:14:30

end of

1:14:33

the day, I discovered something.

1:14:36

At the end of the day, I'm like, holy shit, the legends

1:14:38

are true. You know, like God

1:14:41

is real. The incarnation

1:14:43

is physics. There are demons,

1:14:45

there are angels. There is a spirit

1:14:48

world that is merged with the physical. And

1:14:51

we have been sold a line. The

1:14:53

world is just atomic

1:14:56

superstructures, these molecular superstructures,

1:14:58

and everything is all physical. And

1:15:00

the metaphysical is BS. Like that's

1:15:03

nothing to be further from the truth. Okay. Do

1:15:06

you have a, I mean, it sounds like

1:15:08

quasi-religious. It seems like you should have

1:15:10

an assistant at least

1:15:13

to work on a- A shy boy or something.

1:15:16

A shy boy. The angels are my assistants.

1:15:18

God is my master.

1:15:21

Serena's where he fits.

1:15:22

Yeah, you know where you've

1:15:24

been. Have you seen Mike

1:15:26

Cernovich, I've noticed, got into,

1:15:28

he got into ayahuasca or something. He started

1:15:31

talking a lot about the spiritual realm and stuff

1:15:33

like that.

1:15:33

Do you know him at all? Nope.

1:15:36

No, haven't seen him.

1:15:38

I used to check him out. No, I just said to myself,

1:15:40

man, I keep myself out of the loop on purpose because there's

1:15:42

a bunch of drama and bullshit. Yeah. Yeah,

1:15:45

no shit. It really is, you know, it really

1:15:48

is. And I'm so tired of political

1:15:50

theater. And that's part of why like, oh, this

1:15:52

whole thing for speaker of the house, I put some

1:15:54

shit out on Twitter where I was like, look,

1:15:56

as speaker of the house, I'm going to tell you right now, first

1:15:59

thing that I would do.

1:15:59

single bill voting. Next

1:16:02

thing I would do is, you know, um, like,

1:16:05

uh, create term limits

1:16:08

and age limits for, and drug

1:16:10

tests, mandatory drug tests for all

1:16:12

Congress members and staff. They have to be on, yeah,

1:16:15

yeah, they have to be on drugs. Exactly.

1:16:17

Well, they're voting. I've joked

1:16:20

that, that our country would be better off

1:16:22

if they all, you know, had to hit a DMT

1:16:24

twice a year, eight, a handful of mushrooms

1:16:26

twice a year, because then their egos would be completely

1:16:28

decimated twice a year. And they'd realize

1:16:31

that what they're doing is so fucked up. I think he's exactly

1:16:33

right. Yeah, I think he's exactly right.

1:16:36

You want to see that

1:16:38

and that and like, and like physical, like

1:16:41

Nadler would be fucked. We would have to, we

1:16:43

need, we need like physical requirements.

1:16:45

You need to be able to run a mile in at least

1:16:48

12 minutes and you got to be able to at least do 10 pull

1:16:50

ups and 50 pushups or some shit. You

1:16:53

know, so people like Nadler would be just

1:16:55

omitted immediately.

1:16:57

Um,

1:16:58

and it would also, like I said, the age limit

1:17:00

thing, uh, abolishing the

1:17:02

fed, uh, criminalizing,

1:17:05

lobbying, you know, these are the things that

1:17:07

like, if, if nobody

1:17:09

in the house or in the Senate is saying these things, nobody's

1:17:11

bringing them to the floor. That's willfully

1:17:14

giving up power though. If they do, they don't want

1:17:16

that. They want the career. Yeah. They

1:17:18

want to live in the capital.

1:17:21

That's my point. Yeah.

1:17:23

No, no, no, they'll try to snuff you out immediately

1:17:26

if they try to bring up all that shit. I mean, every time

1:17:28

that gets, that gets quashed immediately.

1:17:30

Everybody's, everybody's been, a lot of people

1:17:32

have been preaching this kind of stuff for years. Term limits.

1:17:35

I mean, it's lobbying. It's like, Oh, you're never going to

1:17:37

get reformed. Not without it's crazy

1:17:39

how close we got. Cause I, I

1:17:41

think that

1:17:42

I'm going to try to say it in a, in a more palatable way.

1:17:45

Okay. I think that

1:17:46

everybody in the government leaned

1:17:49

in hard to COVID

1:17:52

and changed election laws so

1:17:55

that to their favor so

1:17:57

that the natural forces of corruption would

1:17:59

squeak Trump out of the election.

1:18:02

And I think they're doing it again. I think

1:18:04

they're doing it again right now in Israel,

1:18:07

that they're gonna push us to war so that

1:18:10

Trump, because Trump will never endorse war.

1:18:13

He's as Jewish as you can get. I love

1:18:15

Jews, I love Israel. But if you say,

1:18:17

if you ask him, do you think we should go to war to protect

1:18:19

Israel with Iran? He'll say, absolutely not. Never go

1:18:21

to war. Never go to war, I love people, I love

1:18:24

buildings. Those are my two favorite things. War is

1:18:26

bad for both of those things, never.

1:18:28

But Biden will say, we gotta march,

1:18:30

we gotta fucking load up every

1:18:32

last man, woman, and every

1:18:35

last man, woman, and man, woman into every

1:18:37

tank we got and send

1:18:39

them to the Middle East now. And

1:18:42

American, I mean, people are just generally

1:18:44

demonic. You know, you're talking about spirits.

1:18:47

All of America in generally

1:18:49

speaking is possessed by demonic

1:18:52

spirits of murder. And

1:18:55

they just want, all the time being

1:18:58

compelled a lot of them. A lot of them. Yeah.

1:19:01

We gotta go show them. Yeah,

1:19:05

go ahead. I think if anything, it's 25 to 30%

1:19:09

because of mass formation psychosis or mass

1:19:11

formation hypnosis. And that is

1:19:13

only because they have been programmed through

1:19:15

neuro-linguistic programming to believe

1:19:17

lies. That if people

1:19:20

truly understood what the fuck was actually

1:19:22

going on in this country and what's going on all

1:19:24

over the world and how the two things are

1:19:27

tied together, then we

1:19:29

wouldn't be in the situation we're in. And

1:19:32

what do you mean by that? That they've been primed with neuro-linguistic

1:19:35

programming and these sorts of things. Explain that

1:19:37

a little bit more.

1:19:38

Are you familiar with NLP? A little bit, just

1:19:41

to seduce women, but that's it and disappoint

1:19:43

them. Oh my gosh. Well,

1:19:45

he does not endorse you. That's terrible. Let

1:19:50

me just say neuro-linguistic programming is the use

1:19:52

of words or linguistics to

1:19:54

program or create a pattern

1:19:57

of neurons in the subconscious.

1:20:00

brain that controls

1:20:02

the conscious portions of

1:20:04

the brain. And this is done through using trigger

1:20:06

words and trigger images to activate

1:20:09

the instinctual responses and like

1:20:11

the lower

1:20:14

portions of the brain, the,

1:20:16

I believe it's called the cerebellum. And

1:20:19

to basically create this fight or flight

1:20:21

instinct, this emotional response

1:20:24

to what it is that the propaganda is saying

1:20:26

or what the images look like. And

1:20:28

from there, you can, we

1:20:31

got to kill a human shield. Yeah.

1:20:33

In a

1:20:34

reality. Yeah. That's really what it comes down to is

1:20:36

using the subconscious mind to control the conscious perception

1:20:38

of reality. Words

1:20:41

and images. Yeah. Yeah,

1:20:43

I agree with you. I think they're doing that.

1:20:46

It's slipping a little bit. And then from there, if

1:20:48

you get enough people that are brainwashed, cause that's essentially

1:20:50

what we're talking about here is brainwashing. If you get

1:20:52

enough people that are brainwashed, then you

1:20:54

get mass formation psychosis or mass

1:20:56

formation hypnosis. We saw the effects of

1:20:58

that in Nazi Germany. We saw it with the Bolshevik

1:21:00

revolution in Russia. We saw it with the red revolution

1:21:03

in China, and they're trying to do the same shit here. Yeah,

1:21:08

it's working, man. Like I think, I

1:21:10

think what I find, what

1:21:13

I find so interesting about the BLM, about

1:21:16

BLM and college students backing

1:21:18

Palestine is that the

1:21:21

machinations of the linguistic

1:21:23

program, the brainwashing that you're talking about has

1:21:26

gotten too big for them to control. They're like, uh-oh,

1:21:28

we built all these narratives. And now the college

1:21:30

kid, now we accidentally built a Marxist army

1:21:34

that is essentially terrorists, because

1:21:37

we didn't really define it. So now

1:21:39

we built an entire generation of people

1:21:41

who backed terrorism. Whoops. We

1:21:44

can't unwind it. Unintended consequences.

1:21:46

Yeah, nobody protects them all. Yeah, you got them fucking

1:21:48

around with marketing, not really being good at it.

1:21:51

And now you're gonna suffer the consequences of that. I

1:21:53

don't know if Israel is gonna survive that, to be honest,

1:21:56

an entire generation of Marxist

1:21:59

animals. Marcus, I don't think so.

1:22:02

Anyway,

1:22:04

are you pissed at Trunfer? What's interesting

1:22:06

about that though, is that if you look into mass formation,

1:22:08

psychosis or hypnosis, then what you

1:22:11

find is that all it takes is 25 to 30%

1:22:13

for it to happen. But

1:22:15

all it takes to stop it from happening is 5% or more

1:22:17

of the country to give

1:22:19

that 25 to 30% the finger and say, hell

1:22:22

no, you're crazy. Not going to happen.

1:22:25

You're nuts. And we're not doing that.

1:22:27

Sorry. And we have

1:22:29

far more than 5% at this point of the country

1:22:32

that can see through the bullshit.

1:22:34

Yeah, it's yeah, it seems like it. Like

1:22:36

if you go on, if you go on Twitter

1:22:38

or even just talk to people there, I don't

1:22:40

think they're really buying into this war

1:22:43

shit. Like I see people would

1:22:45

just far out. Yeah, we got to protect

1:22:48

Israel no matter what. But most people are like, wow,

1:22:51

I think I'm kind of tapped out. Yes.

1:22:53

Like, yeah, I kind of think. And then Zelensky

1:22:56

comes back and he's like, he sounds like a used car.

1:22:58

So forget about me. Oh, dude. Yeah. Here

1:23:00

wait, I got a great one. Let me see. I

1:23:02

got a great one. A great line from Zelensky.

1:23:06

Cause he came back and said, Zelensky

1:23:10

came back and said like, guys, guys, guys, we've

1:23:13

got Russia on the ropes. Don't forget about, he

1:23:15

said, don't

1:23:17

abandon. He says, don't abandon him.

1:23:20

He promises a quick victory over Russia.

1:23:23

This is quote. This is the last part of the war.

1:23:25

This is definitely not the middle of a war. This

1:23:28

is not the middle of it. This is not about a specific

1:23:30

date. This is about something else. I think we're in the

1:23:32

last part. We have many difficulties

1:23:34

because you may have noticed that Europe has its own problems,

1:23:37

politics, elections. There's many problems, including

1:23:39

moral ones, but we're in the last part. So Zelensky

1:23:41

comes in and he's like, Hey, hey, hey, hey, you got done that.

1:23:44

Don't start it. We're almost done. Almost. It's a lot. Almost.

1:23:46

You're almost going to fuck me. Don't go

1:23:48

with it. Don't don't dance with another girl.

1:23:50

I'm right about to blow you. Okay.

1:23:53

You guys almost over. This war is

1:23:55

almost going to be a big win for you guys. It's

1:23:57

like, you know, don't quit on

1:23:59

it. Don't just cuz you know you've

1:24:02

already sunk a bunch of money into me.

1:24:04

You've got to go for a little bit more

1:24:06

Alright, that's smart. Then it's gonna finish

1:24:09

it out. I know that you know the hot new girl

1:24:11

is you know enticing But I know she's

1:24:13

Jewish. She's got huge cans right, but we're

1:24:16

pretty good, too We'll give you surrogate

1:24:18

babies for all your gay conservative

1:24:21

Thought leaders to buy babies from women like

1:24:24

fucking Dave Rubin who blocked me on Twitter this week

1:24:26

for telling him that oh, okay I just don't

1:24:28

think it's okay to buy babies from women. Yeah,

1:24:31

I mean that's you're not allowed to buy human beings,

1:24:33

right? Called

1:24:36

child trafficking. It's tacky. Yeah

1:24:39

one if you want a baby adopted you

1:24:41

definitely can't buy one. Yeah, Dave, right Look

1:24:45

down upon For

1:24:49

child and human trafficking you guys I don't know if you're

1:24:51

aware of that but like yeah Markets

1:24:54

in the world. Yeah, but I go to strip clubs

1:24:56

so you know Moral high

1:24:59

ground from which to speak pot kettle and

1:25:01

such yeah, I

1:25:03

love that with Zelensky Yeah, he's like

1:25:05

was a lens keys like look look look see this see

1:25:07

this meme. Here's a guy with a pickaxe He's

1:25:09

been digging a tunnel and he's right about to

1:25:11

hit the diamonds, but then he quit and right

1:25:14

to support Israel Yeah, you guys don't want to be this

1:25:16

guy do you you want to hit those diamonds of

1:25:18

winning? Yeah Are you pissed

1:25:21

at Trump for not pardoning you Jake

1:25:23

I would be if I was you

1:25:26

Not at all. Oh

1:25:28

It's not Trump's fault that I went into that building.

1:25:30

Yeah, why if it's not his fault Why should he

1:25:32

bail me or anybody else out? You

1:25:35

know and if we look at what they're doing to

1:25:37

him right now Yeah No Is

1:25:39

that if he pardoned anybody that would be

1:25:41

used against him they'd say as a part of the conspiracy

1:25:44

that he had it planned The whole time he

1:25:46

was gonna have his protesters and his people

1:25:48

the attack the capital and then he's gonna pardon

1:25:50

them on his way out You know it and

1:25:53

the thing is he didn't give himself a pardon. He didn't give stone

1:25:55

a pardon He didn't give anybody pardons and

1:25:58

you know

1:25:58

I don't

1:25:59

as a man, I take responsibility

1:26:02

for all my own shit.

1:26:04

What do you mean? That's not, you don't have to do that if you're a man.

1:26:09

I thought that was part of being a man. Take

1:26:11

responsibility for nothing.

1:26:14

You want to go to this thing on Friday? Let

1:26:16

me ask my girlfriend. I don't know

1:26:18

about, I want to go, but she probably doesn't. Yeah,

1:26:21

sorry. Go ahead. No,

1:26:23

no, I don't, I don't have any

1:26:26

animosity, resentment or, uh, you

1:26:28

know, grudges against Trump for not giving

1:26:31

me a pardon. He didn't give me or anybody else one. So

1:26:33

of course, while I'm sitting in my cell, especially

1:26:36

in the beginning, I was hoping to God that I would get it. I thought

1:26:39

it was a little weird that he gave one of people like little Wayne

1:26:41

and stuff. You know, if I had anything

1:26:43

to say to Trump or like regarding

1:26:46

that whole issue that I could take issue

1:26:48

with,

1:26:49

it would be something along the lines of if

1:26:52

I were in his shoes, first

1:26:55

thing that I would have done at the ellipse was

1:26:58

cover my ass, cover everybody else's

1:27:00

ass and say,

1:27:02

when you marched down to the Capitol today,

1:27:05

do not breach the barriers. Do not commit any

1:27:07

crimes. Do not commit any illegal acts. Do

1:27:09

not even try to go into the building. Let

1:27:11

us let's allow the process

1:27:14

to unfold. Do not break

1:27:16

the law. Don't give him a

1:27:18

reason. Yeah.

1:27:20

Don't give him a reason because they're looking for

1:27:22

one. Of course. I never thought you guys

1:27:24

could get in there though. Do you

1:27:26

think they open the door? The issue, Jake, do

1:27:28

you think that they let you guys in my case,

1:27:31

in my case, they, the, the people

1:27:33

broke through windows and kicked the doors open.

1:27:37

Well, okay. There goes the FBI

1:27:39

door opening theory. Um,

1:27:41

no, the thing is

1:27:43

on the other side though, on the other side,

1:27:45

there was, there's video evidence of somebody

1:27:47

like waving at the camera and then

1:27:50

like tying the, the people to unlock the magnetic

1:27:52

door and they unlock it and a bunch of people flow in.

1:27:54

I've seen that. Um, there's also video evidence.

1:27:57

Apparently I haven't seen it, but I've heard about it of police

1:27:59

officer. waving people into the building. And

1:28:02

I think even somebody got acquitted because

1:28:04

of that fact that they had that video footage

1:28:07

and the guy got a credit invited. Yeah. So

1:28:09

crazy. But what's really crazy

1:28:11

is that part of the reason they don't want to release the

1:28:13

J six footed. You guys is because

1:28:16

it has been proven on

1:28:18

a couple of different occasions that there

1:28:20

are federal agents that lied in court

1:28:23

and the video footage is evidence that they are

1:28:25

not, they were not where they said

1:28:28

they were in court. According

1:28:30

to the video footage at the time they said they were doing

1:28:32

this or that they were not there doing this

1:28:34

or that they were somewhere else. Yeah.

1:28:38

Um, right there, that would get into Quittle. It would

1:28:40

get the case thrown out of court. They could talk to

1:28:42

him again. Prosecutorial misconduct,

1:28:45

you know, or whatever. Yeah. Um,

1:28:47

they're really, really interesting. I do wish

1:28:49

Trump would have pardoned everybody. I wish

1:28:52

he would have seen, he should have put in the same thing. I

1:28:54

mean, should have wish he would have put like, yeah, I pardon

1:28:56

all the nonviolent J six guys and all

1:28:58

the nonviolent BLM people, right?

1:29:01

Throw that out there. Like everybody, but then what

1:29:03

they would have done is they would have slammed everybody

1:29:06

with vot with rioting charges. Yeah.

1:29:10

Yeah. Like I get it. I know. I think

1:29:12

they would have sent him to prison if he would

1:29:14

have pardoned you guys, but they're probably sending

1:29:16

to prison anyway.

1:29:18

I don't think so. In all honesty. I

1:29:20

think they fucked up by pressing

1:29:22

charges against him the way they did for

1:29:24

this election stuff, because he now has

1:29:27

subpoena power. That's why the J six committee

1:29:29

just literally destroyed all of their

1:29:31

evidence. Um, because now

1:29:33

he has the subpoena power to say, okay, well,

1:29:36

all this stuff that we were trying to take in the civil

1:29:38

court, uh, and you guys denied

1:29:41

now we're going to do it in federal court and I'm going to

1:29:43

be able to show you, dude, I went to the,

1:29:46

the presentation that Rudy Giuliani

1:29:48

did out here in Phoenix and

1:29:50

I saw their evidence and it is clear.

1:29:53

It is extremely clear

1:29:55

that there was fraud. It is extremely

1:29:58

clear that all out of nowhere, over

1:29:59

night. Whoa. All of a sudden, oh,

1:30:02

millions of votes for Biden. Pumping

1:30:05

above Trump. What in the fuck? You gotta be kidding

1:30:07

me.

1:30:07

Yeah. Uh, stealing

1:30:10

elections has been a thing for a long

1:30:12

time. Yeah. But that's the thing. I

1:30:15

agree. Yeah. Our elections

1:30:17

have been corrupt for decades. That's

1:30:19

how JFK got in office. Yeah.

1:30:22

Um, yeah, it's unfortunate.

1:30:26

Um, but you know, you

1:30:28

got other lovers that can tweak to this

1:30:31

war. Shit.

1:30:32

Hmm. Uh, how did they, how did they treat

1:30:34

you in prison? Were they wearing

1:30:36

the guards? Like, Oh yeah, it sucks. What happened

1:30:39

to you or are they all assholes?

1:30:42

There was a couple of bad apples, but for the

1:30:44

most part there was mostly,

1:30:47

I mean, it's not like, it's not like the COs in

1:30:49

prison voted for Biden and

1:30:51

it's not like the, you know, it's

1:30:54

like the inmates of a federal

1:30:56

prison are like, yeah, we're pro federal

1:30:58

government. So everybody seemed to

1:31:00

be kind of interested in my story.

1:31:02

They were absolutely mind blown that everything I had

1:31:05

told them for almost over a year ended

1:31:07

up being true. They didn't, they didn't believe me that the

1:31:09

cops, you know, let me into the Senate chamber

1:31:11

and that I was trying to help and all this other stuff. And then

1:31:13

when they saw that Tucker Carlson footage,

1:31:16

their minds were blown. They're like, dude, so like, you're

1:31:18

actually like innocent. Like, like you, you shouldn't

1:31:20

be here. That is the one place where

1:31:23

you could probably get a receptive audience hating

1:31:25

the federal government is Frederick being

1:31:27

in federal prison. Maybe that's where I belong.

1:31:30

Fighting it the whole time.

1:31:32

You don't want to go there. Trust me. Solitary.

1:31:36

Get rid of no women, no internet,

1:31:38

no emails bothering me. No. Why, why

1:31:40

did they, uh, why were you in solitary

1:31:42

for that long? What was the reason? Was it a

1:31:44

shit? Well,

1:31:45

they said it was COVID. And then

1:31:48

when that ran dry, they said it was because I

1:31:50

was high profile and I was in protective

1:31:52

custody, but the thing is, is that no,

1:31:55

it's bullshit because when they transferred

1:31:57

me to, uh, Oklahoma

1:31:59

and then over to. Colorado I was in general

1:32:01

population both of those times huh

1:32:04

yeah so where did Kobe were telling

1:32:06

you that it was for your safety that

1:32:08

you were in solitary confinement I figured that's

1:32:10

what they would say God

1:32:13

for protective custody right I'm sure these

1:32:15

guys really fucking care about me storming the

1:32:17

Capitol yeah yeah yeah

1:32:20

that's fucked man do you still have that hat that

1:32:22

cool Buffalo hat the feds still have

1:32:24

it they were supposed to know over a year ago there's

1:32:27

a real crime we're storming we're storming

1:32:29

the evidence locker good

1:32:38

where'd you get that hat I do like the head I think he can even joke

1:32:40

about I got it online where where online it was

1:32:42

literally over ten years ago I've

1:32:46

been

1:32:49

dressed in this way for over ten years

1:32:52

and it's just not

1:32:54

just so happens that the media could use it for

1:32:56

their nefarious ends and means so

1:32:58

they they chose to exploit my image

1:33:01

and make me their straw man which you know I've had a lot

1:33:03

of people tell me you know they really fucked

1:33:05

up doing that because I actually

1:33:07

understand I know my shit and I'm able to

1:33:09

explain it pretty simply so that most

1:33:11

anybody can understand it yeah

1:33:14

it's iconic like you had an iconic

1:33:16

look that they that

1:33:17

you chose to look like that for

1:33:20

symbolism and they took it and amplified

1:33:22

it nefariously but

1:33:25

certainly was they were not they're

1:33:27

not inaccurate

1:33:29

in realizing that it was a symbol but

1:33:32

yeah I think it I think it backfired on them

1:33:35

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1:33:36

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1:33:37

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1:34:45

All right, buddy. I'm looking at you side now. Thanks for calling

1:34:47

in. I'm glad you're out of

1:34:49

prison.

1:34:51

I hope all the other guys are out of prison soon. Sooner

1:34:54

than. Well, I'm out because I was one

1:34:56

of the first arrested. And because

1:34:59

they detained me, they kept me detained. They

1:35:01

didn't let me go afterwards. So like

1:35:04

I was released earlier because I was one of the first arrested

1:35:06

and I got 12 months off my sentence, which wasn't

1:35:09

any had, let me make this very clear, had

1:35:11

nothing to do with the Tucker Carlson footage whatsoever.

1:35:14

Yeah,

1:35:14

nothing. There's people like Marjorie Taylor

1:35:17

Greene and Matt Gaetz that these

1:35:19

people are supposed to be lawmakers that understand

1:35:21

the law and saying that Tucker Carlson's

1:35:24

footage got me out of fricking prison, which it's like,

1:35:26

dude, do you have your head up your ass? You're

1:35:28

supposed to be a lawyer. Yeah, they do. If

1:35:30

they're a good lawyer, they'd still be doing law. They

1:35:32

wouldn't be Congress. That's right. It

1:35:35

would be in Congress. Yeah, it was because I had six months

1:35:37

of good time and six months for a worth

1:35:39

of first step actor FSA credits.

1:35:41

They got a year off my sentence. Had nothing

1:35:44

to do with Tucker

1:35:44

Carlson's footage.

1:35:46

Well, good luck.

1:35:49

Don't get, you know,

1:35:51

don't go to, don't end up in jail again, I guess.

1:35:53

Oh dude, I once

1:35:55

is enough for a lifetime though. Yeah.

1:35:58

The second time it wouldn't be as a, you know.

1:35:59

symbolic. I don't think he will.

1:36:02

Second time. Yeah. Good

1:36:04

man. Um,

1:36:05

good luck to you. Thanks for calling in, bud. Thanks

1:36:07

man. Appreciate you having me on your show. God

1:36:10

bless you guys. You'd see. Yeah. Thank

1:36:12

you. Uh, okay. There

1:36:14

you go. Very, um, very, very candid. Very.

1:36:18

Yeah. He's got that God energy,

1:36:21

God and mushrooms. Well to

1:36:24

a white man gets himself some God and some mushrooms,

1:36:26

but he's unstoppable. I really

1:36:29

do. Federal government to put him in prison to stop

1:36:31

them. I really do respect the like,

1:36:33

no, I did that. Like I did

1:36:35

that. Oh, with getting pardoned. Yeah.

1:36:37

Just, yeah. Right. You know, taking responsibility.

1:36:40

I did that.

1:36:41

Yeah. Trump can't save everybody.

1:36:43

I like it. Yeah. Um, he's got, he's

1:36:45

got his own legal issues

1:36:48

to worry about. Let's

1:36:50

see. Here's a,

1:36:52

here's a child, a predator hunter, uh,

1:36:55

gets shot. I wanted to show this one last

1:36:57

week. A child. These guys

1:36:59

like, these guys like set up

1:37:01

like sting operations. Like they Chris, they

1:37:03

Chris, he's the file. He's the superhero

1:37:06

who's going to tell predators

1:37:08

and the child predator killed him. Yeah. The child

1:37:10

predator showed up. He was like, Hey, how do you feel about being

1:37:12

a pedophile? And I tricked you. The guy's like,

1:37:14

I feel like this, bam, shot him.

1:37:18

I hope the other pedophiles don't do that.

1:37:22

People just, they're living in a, they're living

1:37:25

in a movie fantasy world and too

1:37:27

much time online and

1:37:29

they don't, man, they

1:37:31

just, they just don't re they don't deal with

1:37:33

other people enough, I think. And it's,

1:37:36

Hey, don't tell the other pedophiles that they should come

1:37:38

to these meetings with a gun. Yeah. Because

1:37:41

we're trying to ruin their lives. Uh,

1:37:43

we don't want them, you know, we want

1:37:45

them bamboozled and horny, not

1:37:47

packing Pontiac

1:37:50

vigilante Robert Lee fatally shot by

1:37:52

alleged predator Friday

1:37:53

night. Uh,

1:37:56

this is a, this is a guy who makes money by

1:37:58

doing that. I want to read that quote.

1:38:01

Some of you might be aware of a fellow catcher

1:38:03

named Bob Pox or

1:38:06

that was recently shot and killed last night

1:38:08

while confronting a child fellow catcher.

1:38:10

It's like it was so they have a whole industry man

1:38:13

work of catchers. Yes, like self appointed.

1:38:15

So right. I mean it's it's cool that

1:38:17

they're taking down child predators, but they're also

1:38:20

like really monetizing the shit out

1:38:22

of it and kind of like they're kind

1:38:24

of on your cut of sensationalizing

1:38:26

empty shit though like that, you know. Yeah,

1:38:29

I'm not against them, but

1:38:32

you got funny. What if they're wrong? Well,

1:38:34

that's yeah, I mean, happens a lot because

1:38:36

guess what? There's people online fucking go down

1:38:39

rabbit holes and end up with all kinds of

1:38:41

stupid fucking ideas. And they just

1:38:43

had a little information they would know. No, it's

1:38:46

completely happened to it

1:38:48

happened. It happened. They're like retarded.

1:38:51

Every fucking millisecond. It's

1:38:53

like, Hey, but what if I show you this piece of information?

1:38:55

Oh, well I either can't admit I'm wrong

1:38:58

or I'm fucking crazy or it's like,

1:39:00

yeah, I got duped. How come this, uh, you

1:39:02

thought this child, this 14 year old child was speaking

1:39:04

like this because that's not how children speak. Well, they

1:39:06

were sure if you're IQ 75, that's not really,

1:39:10

I don't know if it's what's happening.

1:39:12

I'm not comfortable with this.

1:39:14

Not comfortable with that number. Not comfortable with these

1:39:17

a hundred IQ people doing this to a 75 IQ person.

1:39:21

But whatever I don't,

1:39:23

I don't judge. Yeah. I can't

1:39:25

really give it and get involved

1:39:27

in this. Uh, you know, too much going on.

1:39:29

Right, right. I can't, I'm, I'm expending

1:39:32

too much energy, not caring. Yeah. Yeah.

1:39:34

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Most of my day. What

1:39:36

did you do today? I spent, I worked all day

1:39:38

on caring, right? But

1:39:40

it's a little less work than caring. Yeah.

1:39:43

At least I wasn't disappointed. It's how I, it's

1:39:46

how I've described SSRIs. It's like

1:39:49

the net gain just has to be a little

1:39:52

bit. It's just a little bit better.

1:39:55

You know, if it can help the

1:39:57

leg at it now, all right. Really?

1:40:00

I mean you hope you know you wish

1:40:02

it was much better than it is. Oh god

1:40:04

I wish I had a recording of Randy missing

1:40:07

that shot. What is this? Even

1:40:09

when I heard the clink I was like oh,

1:40:11

I went too far. Yeah, I took it too far Well,

1:40:14

he really boy. That's you like had

1:40:16

I had a seizure or something I was all hyped

1:40:18

up on the isom grave thing and oh yeah,

1:40:20

well she lies crying about his eyes. I'm

1:40:23

great I mean nothing nothing you know nothing

1:40:25

oh Don't put me

1:40:27

hit like a little Eric you crying oh Oh

1:40:31

Eric July says nothing is everything

1:40:34

is a joke to these people and nothing is off-limits

1:40:37

Eric July crying about the guy

1:40:39

visiting isoms grave and a hockey

1:40:42

mask Moronic opinions

1:40:44

was his name. That's who yeah I Beat

1:40:47

Riley too many posted many posted

1:40:50

a like a link so you can go donate

1:40:52

to the grave site and like help them beautify the

1:40:54

grave site right yeah Nice

1:40:57

guy, you know what he then he this

1:41:00

guy donated to well Yeah, he's like by

1:41:02

the way like you can donate to these little like

1:41:05

grave sites the churches run right here

1:41:07

So here's a way you can donate to them and help them. It's the

1:41:09

table The

1:41:12

to the door yeah, we're doing a little bit

1:41:14

of The

1:41:17

headstone right I

1:41:20

Beat Riley to it you misspelled Riley

1:41:23

Everything is it Eric says everything

1:41:25

is a joke to these people and nothing is off-limits.

1:41:28

Yeah, yes Quote

1:41:32

just ignore it or quote you had

1:41:34

it coming because above all else

1:41:37

is their hatred of me and what I've built Man,

1:41:39

that doesn't make that's first of all that sentence

1:41:41

doesn't make any sense The

1:41:44

reason all this is happening Eric is because you couldn't

1:41:46

ignore my mild criticism of your comic

1:41:49

because you've never been Criticized

1:41:52

at all you exist in a world of white

1:41:54

guilt where you were you were given a you

1:41:56

were given a athletic scholarship

1:41:59

to a university you had no business being

1:42:01

at. You were white people

1:42:03

tripped over themselves to embrace your

1:42:05

criminal past because they want to pretend like

1:42:07

that they saved you and that they're more accepting

1:42:11

to the black experience

1:42:13

and that they're not racist. That vaulted

1:42:15

you into politics by giving milk toast

1:42:17

repeated takes on the economy. So

1:42:21

they push you to the top of the blaze and then all

1:42:23

this comic shit is just white

1:42:25

losers that need to spend money

1:42:28

to pretend that they're winning a culture

1:42:30

war, which doesn't exist.

1:42:33

They're just, like I said last week, white

1:42:36

people are compelled to waste

1:42:38

their money. And

1:42:40

you came along as a black

1:42:43

guy that plays up your blackness to

1:42:45

sell comics to white losers who

1:42:47

are riddled and consumed by

1:42:50

white guilt and driven overwhelmingly

1:42:53

by a desire to burn their money. Damn,

1:42:55

you're mean. Yeah. You

1:43:00

are a token character in

1:43:03

the independent comics universe.

1:43:06

You, Eric July, are a minority

1:43:08

token character in this universe. And

1:43:10

all the people you talk to and do interviews with, they

1:43:12

talk to you like they know you

1:43:14

are stupid. Nick Rique, every

1:43:17

single person that he's on an interview with talks

1:43:19

to him like a child because they

1:43:21

view him as a

1:43:22

toy, as a child, as

1:43:26

a marketing thing that they're propping up and

1:43:28

placating just to sell an image.

1:43:30

Jesus Christ, nothing's off. Jesus

1:43:33

Christ. I

1:43:35

would say the only thing that I would say to that is I

1:43:38

think as a

1:43:41

kid, he was probably highly criticized,

1:43:43

which is why he was, and who knows what was around

1:43:48

why he would be so sensitive to criticism

1:43:52

because when you're

1:43:53

a kid who's criticized, trust

1:43:56

me, as a kid who was criticized constantly.

1:43:59

No one's, you know, mom

1:44:02

let it happen. You know what

1:44:04

I mean? So yeah, I was in it, I was in it myself.

1:44:07

It was, it was good. There was no protection from

1:44:09

that shit. I was, when I was, my dad's

1:44:11

birthday today, I got to go off and really cause

1:44:13

a scene at his birthday tonight. When I was wrong,

1:44:15

I was wrong. When I was right, I was wrong.

1:44:17

When I was definitely right, maybe

1:44:20

it was a draw. It was all about

1:44:22

how pops was feeling. So trust me, if there's

1:44:24

anybody who understands being sensitive to

1:44:27

criticism. Criticism. Yeah, it's

1:44:29

me. I will react, possibly

1:44:34

in an over the top manner, if

1:44:36

I know I didn't do anything.

1:44:38

Like if I know I'm right, and I

1:44:41

know I didn't do anything and I'm catching hell

1:44:43

for something that I didn't do, something

1:44:46

may explode. You

1:44:48

shouldn't call me the N-word so many times. You

1:44:51

shouldn't have said me

1:44:53

and Vito are gonna get sued. You

1:44:56

shouldn't call Vito a pedophile. Yeah,

1:45:00