0:00

But a buh-buh Boom

0:04

I thought about on the way over here that made me

0:06

fucking crack up What's that remember when

0:08

you me and the two on Express

0:10

were living together? We got stoned and

0:12

went to that Arby's and got like

0:14

accosted by that guy who was

0:17

talking about Dungeons and Dragons Oh,

0:19

yeah, he wasn't talking about Dungeons and Dragons. It

0:21

was like Tunnels and trolls

0:23

or some shit. It was the first one that

0:25

Dungeons and Dragons is based off. Oh, well That's

0:28

what I learned apparently and Talking

0:31

to him Well,

0:36

yeah and also busting up and looking at the

0:38

two on Express just like why are you Making

0:41

fun of him and he but he wasn't and he

0:43

panicked and tried to get out of the booth Like

0:45

he had the piss or something like that. Like he

0:47

just ran into you like what are you doing? Cuz

0:50

he was gonna lose it. He was gonna lose it

0:52

and he was Embarrassed That

0:54

guy he kept hot. We were like

0:57

just cuz he couldn't dying and he's like

0:59

who just want to talk to him That's

1:01

one of those times that that always used

1:03

to happen to me or it's like is

1:05

this weird because it's weird or is it?

1:07

Weird because I'm stoned. Yeah, I was like

1:09

this would never happen to me sober I

1:11

would never have a conversation about tunnels and

1:13

trolls like I can't believe that that would

1:16

ever happen Just some random guy like I don't

1:18

even know how to happen. I don't think I

1:20

don't think he said something to the guy first

1:22

I think he literally just came up and started

1:24

started talking about it. No, it was something He

1:27

had like a magic shirt or something. I think magic

1:29

the gathering probably something like that over and say, oh,

1:31

yeah you play magic what about tunnels and trolls and

1:33

we're like Yes, starting

1:36

to laugh. Yeah, he wouldn't do

1:38

express would not stop talking to him to

1:40

like keep like politely No, and then what

1:42

happened like just fucking stop yeah,

1:46

basically and then We're

1:48

driving back and that was the quote of

1:50

his he goes as

1:52

if anyone needed further proof I

1:58

Don't know why what brought that in into my

2:00

head but it was

2:02

just so weird and I could just see the

2:04

panic on his face when he knew that we

2:07

were like ready to lose our shit at any

2:09

moment yeah and he was like I gotta get

2:11

the fuck out of here that

2:16

was so weird God so

2:18

much has happened this week I forget what we've

2:20

covered already well we did the bonus on yeah

2:22

Thursday we did a bonus both you and 80s

2:25

girl like that one oh yeah

2:27

that was a good one yeah it was

2:29

a good one yeah oh yeah we had

2:31

the Maddox the lost Maddox possibly yeah

2:34

we did that I was thinking about

2:36

it also the Eric July stuff like

2:39

the mannequin the three-be fucking a chup

2:41

stuff I still kind of blows my

2:43

mind it's just preposterous that

2:46

that his comic is not drawn at all

2:48

right that's just 3d

2:50

renders of mannequins like

2:53

the Sims flipped over yeah not

2:57

drawn not traced but just rendered like

2:59

3d models rendered that's why that weird

3:02

castle looks like that because it's

3:04

not drawn someone put a bunch of beer

3:06

steins together in a 3d sketch up I

3:09

just I can't get over the the end

3:11

here you want to couch the end table

3:13

by the couch is in like multiple other

3:15

comic books like it's there's

3:18

a whole universe well yeah I'm comic even

3:20

there's I saw making out with his sister

3:22

in another comic or I'm just I'm

3:25

kind of just dumbfounded yeah I

3:28

don't know if I showed you this one this

3:32

is I've got two two

3:34

if you like Eric July thing oh my god did

3:36

you see this one

3:39

let me try to get this in frame so

3:41

people can see it it

3:43

says this is

3:45

one of his big fans one of

3:47

Eric's big fans he'll argue literally everyone he

3:49

had like 30,000 posts you know just all

3:52

he does is argue people I thought it

3:54

worked he worked for him but I don't

3:56

think he does no he's okay yeah this

3:58

guy says chromosomes do you have it goes

4:00

more than you that's for sure great

4:03

I mean you don't want any

4:05

extra chromosomes caused right? that's

4:09

it yeah how

4:11

many chromosomes do you have? more than you

4:14

that's for sure you can oh

4:16

oh boy what

4:19

do you think a chromosome is man? eeeee uhhh

4:24

more than you what are you are

4:27

you a rabbit? how big? he

4:29

sucked more than you ehhh eric's

4:32

a lot got himself a new editor you know

4:34

he makes a lot of copy editing mistakes oh

4:37

yeah have you seen those? no

4:39

no no you know I've never gone to anything that

4:41

he's ever done there's a whole, well it's in isom

4:43

there's a whole threat your brain probably filled in the

4:45

gaps oh yeah well I mean there's

4:47

a big dramatic quote when he's talking about

4:50

his backstory the calvary is what I yeah

4:52

that's a nice one though an

4:54

example is there's a big dramatic quote where he

4:57

talks about his backstory and he goes the good

4:59

guys are always expected win oh

5:01

really? like that's like isolated on the page

5:03

the good guys are always expected win wow

5:05

I didn't catch that because you do fill

5:08

in your brain fills in the gaps it's

5:10

like that concept where if you jumble the

5:12

letters around in the middle yeah yeah the

5:14

first and the last or the first you

5:17

know like the first phonics and the last

5:19

or you will totally read it fine yeah

5:22

exactly so he leaves out like or he repeats

5:24

words like that it's all the ones you would

5:26

always like all the ones that spell

5:29

checker underlines with blue yeah yeah

5:32

there's no excuse for it there's definitely

5:34

no excuse for a copy editor to

5:36

miss it no that's kind of the

5:38

entire job yeah well

5:40

he's hired a new editor and here's his

5:42

announcement I had a lot of pain and

5:44

why it yeah I had a lot of trouble paying attention to

5:46

the last one actually that was bad like I didn't, that's probably

5:48

why I didn't catch it not

5:51

engaging at all, bad story and

5:53

the artist is well the artist is not

5:55

even art as we found out uh, Kainan

5:57

White says I don't tweet here often he

5:59

he But just saying

6:01

thanks yo Eric July and

6:03

the rip averse for the

6:06

war welcome Myself and these

6:08

two girls are ready to

6:10

bring it being and editor.

6:12

No Is

6:15

this this is really his guy I Want

6:19

it I want to thank

6:21

everyone for the war welcome being and

6:23

editor is new territory for me How

6:27

new are you gonna start after the

6:29

sweet Are

6:31

ready to bring it being and

6:33

editor is new territory for me,

6:35

but death down for the challenge

6:38

Exciting things to come onward

6:40

and upward. Oh, yeah still gonna

6:43

be bring that artist heat to

6:46

Make no mistake now you

6:48

say just for like street cred and he really is

6:50

gonna put on a glass Yeah, but you know Okay,

6:56

I'm here for my first day at the editor

6:58

drop at hey, buddy. This is a black company.

7:00

You're black We like to cure it the rip

7:02

averse we like to play up how

7:04

black we are you know He never sell

7:06

into white nerds about this or anything. Oh

7:10

Yeah, it's still gonna be bring that

7:12

artist heat to man make no mistake.

7:14

Come on black piece side Now here's

7:16

the kicker a lot of people will

7:18

just say well That's

7:20

pretty inexcusable for anyone that that

7:22

lack that amount of grammar that

7:25

number of grammar mistakes is Inexcusable

7:27

for an adult man. That's what I

7:29

say certainly a writer. Yeah, but Overwhelmingly

7:32

an editor that would be this

7:35

this resume this resume goes straight into

7:37

the trash. Yeah, right. Here's my Here's

7:40

my resume. I'm a plying for the copy

7:42

editor position a trash You

7:45

just sorted yourself buddy or yeah, I have

7:47

the best sense of humor of all time

7:51

Being and editor is and

7:54

you'll see that there's two spaces

7:56

between is new territory for me.

7:58

Yeah something was weird was

8:00

done here. Some sort of word

8:02

was removed and not all the

8:04

space and not all the spaces,

8:06

which again, the

8:09

one job is perfection in the

8:11

copy. Um, some

8:13

people will say, well, it's just a one off tweet. Go

8:16

easy on him. Anybody could flub a one

8:18

off tweet, right? To which I say still

8:21

still a grown man in no

8:23

circumstance. Can you in that short

8:25

a tweet, can you make so

8:27

many errors? I could, I

8:29

could forgive the wrong to, or your, or

8:31

your, your like,

8:34

yes, I mean, you know, it's except,

8:36

you know, or a fact, sorry, then,

8:38

then, yeah, except to

8:41

be a bad one. Um, but sure it can

8:44

happen even to people who know better. Okay. So

8:47

I'll say, okay, maybe you make, okay.

8:49

You made four mistakes in two sentences.

8:51

Okay. Definitely. You know, but

8:54

then you'll see at the bottom here, the

8:56

tweet says last edited,

8:58

meaning he wrote it. Well, he's been edited.

9:00

He's been up for an hour and 34

9:03

minutes at least. Oh

9:05

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One edited at one

9:07

34 PM.

9:10

So even if

9:12

the writing was bad, the editing

9:14

was worse. Yeah. So

9:18

it, oh, last edited. So what it means, he

9:20

wrote it and then clicked.

9:22

Oh, there was a mistake. It would

9:24

say posted or something. Right. Say that.

9:26

That edited thing. Got it. It would

9:28

just be blank. Got it. Uh, oh

9:30

no. Being an editor,

9:36

being an editor, maybe did it on

9:38

purpose. You know, maybe shit is pants

9:40

on purpose. Yeah. Happens. Maybe, I mean,

9:42

maybe everybody's just fat and retarded on

9:44

purpose nowadays. There's a big joke to

9:47

me. Those are really, this'll

9:49

really triggered. Uh, you, everyone's

9:51

going to be fat and retarded today. Oh,

9:53

you guys were right. You got, you

9:56

got me. Yeah. You got me. I

9:58

am. You

10:00

know more curious than ever to read issue 3

10:02

to read Yeah,

10:05

why 3 we're gonna make issue 3

10:07

first though because all the assets are free man.

10:09

I saw What

10:13

a loser Well

10:19

everybody thanks for the war welcome the

10:21

war welcome being

10:23

and editor is new for me but They're

10:28

gonna being be the an artist. I'm still gonna

10:30

be bringing be artists

10:32

heat to yeah, yeah, make

10:34

no mistake. Yeah I'm

10:38

here for the long haul. No

10:40

you all right. Here we go should let me

10:42

down interesting road I

11:01

Don't like you need anything what the fuck you bet the

11:03

show ends the contest give me a live remember I'm keeping

11:05

the hardest City failure me host tick bash

11:07

is an aka the 20 million dollar man

11:09

Joining me as always is world touring LA

11:11

based comedian Shawn the audio engineer. Hello dick.

11:13

What's up, buddy? Yeah, you know, thank you

11:16

for not killing yourselves everyone. Uh-huh Although

11:19

I don't understand wait a little closer to

11:21

Christmas Yeah, you know because

11:23

you know if you're not gonna have a

11:25

good Christmas neither should they right if you're

11:27

gonna do it do it On Christmas Day,

11:29

so they don't you know, you're saving your

11:31

family all kinds of Christmas celebrations in the

11:33

future, right? True like

11:35

well, we can't say that money is

11:38

for suicide anniversary. Are we right? Right?

11:40

No, okay lots of Gift

11:43

spending in half. Oh, yeah. Okay.

11:45

Yeah do something good with your life at least or

11:47

your death at least of some consideration Some

11:49

consideration I asked my sister what to get

11:52

my girlfriend for Christmas. That's

11:54

hilarious. I could hear that beer bottle

11:56

vibrating What

11:59

together What for Christmas? Yeah,

12:02

you're asking her about gift ideas or yeah,

12:04

cuz you know, they're like the same They have the

12:07

same they have a lot in common. Well, you're talking about

12:09

the kids I'm asking my sister

12:11

what to get my girlfriend for Chris. Oh, oh,

12:13

yeah. Sorry. I know ends me attention now. She

12:15

sends me She

12:18

sends me a link that's like oh,

12:20

yeah here it's this beauty regimen product

12:22

and I go in

12:25

regimen products I Click

12:29

it and says hmm. It's has

12:32

a light Rejuvenating

12:34

light filter and I said

12:36

no, they already did that right? I

12:38

mean, this is the one shot. Yeah.

12:40

Yeah This is the line the line

12:42

in the sand that we cannot let

12:45

them cross We can't

12:47

all of us. We have

12:49

to put a stop to

12:52

the light Rejuvenating

12:54

right beauty treatments. We

12:57

let them have the Reiki Yeah,

13:01

let them have everything else but we I will

13:03

be god damned right if we are spending the

13:05

rest of eternity locked

13:07

in tiny houses with

13:10

Wimp fat women with hockey masks on

13:12

their face and lights glowing out of

13:15

it like a gay disco Jason This

13:17

is not the future we are live

13:19

This is not the future where that

13:22

we will choose my future. We will

13:24

choose plain old faces.

13:26

That's what we're getting We're getting skin,

13:28

right? We're not gonna let them do

13:30

this If you see one you take

13:32

it take it and destroy

13:34

send it back or destroy it immediately

13:36

Immediately do not let them get away

13:38

with this there will be there will

13:40

they'll have suits They'll be like the

13:42

Michelin man forever if we don't if

13:44

we allow this right all of our

13:46

houses will be special Rejuvenating lights. Yeah,

13:48

we'll live we'll live in a fucking

13:50

European disco on Men

13:53

young men will grow up never having

13:55

seen a white light. They'll see it

13:57

on television on old reruns, right? Eddie

14:00

Why is the light so white so

14:02

you can see everything, you go, son,

14:05

we didn't used to live

14:07

under a rejuvenating field of

14:10

red and blue lights, but we

14:12

let one day in 2023 and

14:14

Christmas, all women got hockey

14:17

masks with lights on them, and then

14:19

they said, well, if we're wearing hockey

14:21

masks, let's just turn all the lights

14:23

to rejuvenating lights and we'll live forever.

14:25

We cannot allow this. If

14:27

you see one at Christmas, destroy it. Destroy

14:31

it and get, and accept it. If you see something.

14:33

Go to prison if you have to, but put an

14:35

end to this. You need something, do something. Do something

14:37

about it. This is the line. This

14:39

is the line, it's indefensible to allow this. I

14:42

said, I texted back, are you out of

14:45

here? That's fucking bullshit. Don't ever send me

14:47

any of that shit again. Don't ever send

14:49

me any rejuvenating lights again. It's fucking bullshit.

14:52

It's bullshit and you should feel bad. Do

14:55

not tolerate it. We've tolerated

14:57

far too much, far too much.

15:00

We've tolerated it for years and this is

15:02

the one that we are not gonna tolerate.

15:05

It's different than the others. It's

15:07

different. You're really channeling Adolf Hitler.

15:14

Destroy them. We're going to destroy them.

15:17

We're going to Sephora. We're gonna break

15:19

the glass. History

15:24

joke. They will

15:26

put the masks outside or

15:28

we will storm the Sephora and

15:30

destroy them. I'm

15:35

serious. I'm serious. Do not allow

15:38

it. Do not allow it.

15:40

Because that's violate any

15:42

social convention. If it's your

15:44

girlfriend's friend and she says she got

15:46

one, you tell her that's fucking stupid.

15:48

That's bullshit, it doesn't do anything. You're

15:51

gonna die no matter what you do,

15:53

you old bitch. We've passed the slippery

15:55

slope, you know, and now we're- We're

15:57

boiled. It's a snowball. We're hooked. Try

15:59

not to- to make it a full blown avalanche. Already

16:01

dead. There's nothing left

16:04

for us to lose. We're taking

16:06

it back. And this is the line in the

16:08

sand. Whatever

16:11

they put those lights on, we

16:13

will destroy. That

16:15

is my vow to you. Then they're going to have to.

16:18

Let them be as fat as they want. Incorporate

16:20

some kind of defensive architecture to

16:22

Sephora or something. You

16:25

want to play hockey, bitch? Slash stick right to your

16:27

face. There you go. Wait.

16:30

Slap shot. Yeah. Well,

16:33

slapstick. I knew what you meant. And

16:36

so will they. Yeah. God.

16:40

That light. Fucking disco Jason.

16:44

I am not getting my girlfriend a

16:46

disco Jason, a gay disco Jason math.

16:48

OK. That's not happening in

16:50

the towers. Anything else but that.

16:53

Be careful. Anything else. I

16:56

mean it. There's liable to be something stupid

16:58

or coming along shortly. No, that's impossible. OK,

17:01

not in. They won't think of something. I

17:03

mean, they get this. If the women get

17:05

this rejuvenating laser beam mask. Yeah, it'll take

17:07

them 20 years to think of something dumber.

17:10

OK, things move in cycles. Yeah,

17:13

like interest rates. This is the this is

17:15

the peak. We've got to stop this one.

17:18

We've got to chop it off at the flappy

17:20

underarm thing. Anything

17:23

any say anything. Here's

17:26

here's something else that makes me a rage. Here's

17:30

Elon Musk showing his gay

17:33

cartoon car off to a bunch

17:35

of men. And they take

17:37

turns throwing. They take their content. The one

17:40

where he threw the thing right fucking through

17:42

his truck window. Yeah, I remember the unbreakable.

17:44

That was like a few years ago, right?

17:46

We're like unbreakable. So they

17:48

have a contest. The will be unbreakable.

17:51

They have a contest. These tech guys to see

17:54

who can have the sissiest throw traveling in

17:56

a day where Elon has picked the ugly. car in

17:59

the world and he pulls it up to I don't

18:01

know why I don't know what the deal with this

18:03

car is he pulls it up to a programming

18:06

warehouse or whatever farm and

18:08

these guys take turns throwing it as gay

18:11

as you ever see. Wow. Look at that.

18:13

Look at that toss. The

18:15

first pitch at the San Francisco's

18:19

annual World Series of butt

18:21

sex. Why did that sound like a

18:23

tennis ball or I mean yeah it's

18:25

like a soft baseball. Yeah. I mean

18:28

I don't know where this is. I just like the

18:30

Alexa lights the car. Yeah.

18:33

Where's the tungsten cube that I get to

18:35

throw at this thing. No that's not

18:37

happening. Throw it. When in God's name

18:39

have you ever needed an unbreakable window

18:41

on your car and throw something that

18:43

normally breaks a window. A rock. Yeah

18:45

I mean at the windshield. A golf

18:47

ball. That's

18:50

you know car windows are broken around golf courses.

18:52

That's a very specific problem. Well somebody hooks it

18:54

over you know you park on the street somebody

18:57

hooks it over the fence. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah.

18:59

I'll leave the course all the fucking time. Yeah.

19:01

And they will break a window. Do that. So

19:04

what should they get like John

19:06

Daly. Who's that guy that wears the crazy

19:08

outfits. Is that John Daly. Well yeah. I'm

19:10

going to cigar. Smug a cigarette. I mean

19:12

he has some wild outfits

19:15

but yeah they should let him just

19:17

tee up and yeah I mean just

19:19

throw the fucking thing. I can do

19:21

it. It's a hard ball. I hate

19:23

everything about this car. As someone who's

19:25

driven a truck my basically my whole

19:27

driving life. Yeah. I feel like I'm

19:29

allowed to say I fucking hate this

19:31

truck and I don't know who drives

19:33

a truck wants to drive this piece

19:36

of shit. I can't see the whole thing but it looks

19:38

hideous like is that. No I mean I

19:40

just can't. It looks like a polygon. It looks

19:42

like a PlayStation one. No I know

19:45

that's right. I don't know why the

19:47

marketing around it has culminated in throwing

19:49

baseballs at the window. People are lining

19:51

up to throw baseballs at a fucking

19:54

car. The very last thing I have

19:57

ever cared about. The. kick

20:00

the tires is even dumb. That thing, like

20:02

the instruction given to the designers is

20:04

like, make it look

20:07

futuristic. Like that's people's idea. That's

20:09

that's an idiot's idea of what

20:11

the future looks like. Yeah. Like

20:13

panels and angles and like the

20:16

worst design transformer of all time.

20:19

I can't. That

20:21

is you go ahead and throw this ball

20:23

at this truck. It's going to bounce off.

20:25

OK, well, can I stand like 30 feet

20:27

away? Yeah, no, no, go ahead and stand

20:29

five feet away. Yeah, I'll break my face

20:31

if I throw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

20:33

what we want. That's just, you know, like

20:35

great, great design, great design is timeless and

20:40

bad design is dated from moment

20:42

one. And that's

20:44

so Elon Musk goes. He

20:47

goes to suck off Netanyahu to

20:50

get his ad money back. Oh, gotcha. Who Netanyahu

20:52

right after he murders 10,000 kids. Yeah,

20:55

he goes. Oh, that was a kid. That

20:57

the finale for. I think so. But

21:00

40 percent under 14 in Palestine. Yeah, I

21:02

felt like 20,000 people. So

21:04

God, really, I haven't been. You

21:06

know, it's just a couple atomic

21:08

bombs that they've dropped ordinance wise.

21:10

Oh, yeah. Because, you know, the

21:13

yield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couple

21:15

Hiroshima's. Yeah, you know, you're

21:17

in a new guy. You guys already did. Gotcha.

21:21

Well, it's like what a lot of people what

21:23

a lot of people don't know is

21:26

like how the firebombing of Tokyo was

21:28

killed more people than Hiroshima. Really? Yeah, yeah,

21:31

yeah. Then I believe I think it was

21:33

I think it was for sure over

21:35

100,000. You

21:38

know, it varies with

21:40

Hiroshima and Nagasaki. But, you know, it's

21:42

like who died immediately, who died after,

21:44

you know, like I see the numbers

21:46

in different places. I mean, it's a

21:48

fuck ton in in in all of

21:51

it. But like people

21:53

forget about the firebombing of Tokyo,

21:55

which was an incredible amount of

21:57

of death. Yeah. So. Little

22:00

different circumstances too. I'm not you know, I'm

22:02

not saying we weren't at war, you know

22:07

Yeah, what yeah, yeah, it was really

22:09

important to us So

22:12

Elon runs his mouth on Twitter and everyone says

22:14

oh you're you're an anti-semite we're not running ads

22:17

on Twitter anymore Yeah, I'm gonna die right. Yeah,

22:20

so Elon Musk runs over to Israel and gets

22:22

down on his knees and sucks off Netanyahu

22:24

right when he after he murders all

22:27

the kids like see I'm not in sematic look I'm sucking this guy

22:29

Hey, you should just give him a truck. Give him

22:31

a truck. Give him a fucking truck. Throw some let him throw

22:33

some shit at the Throw Palisadean kids

22:35

at it. Oh god. Yeah, love that line him

22:37

up. Throw him. Yeah Yeah, but

22:39

then he comes back and everybody's like oh, yeah,

22:41

we gotta support this guy's free He's the last

22:44

guy a free speech. But Alex Jones

22:46

is still banned Jones

22:48

so he says is not coming back because he made

22:51

fun of dead kids families. Yeah, right

22:53

Yeah, not coming back because that's too

22:55

far. Well, you look you just

22:58

lost your ad money for being a semitic

23:00

Yeah, like obviously Dumb

23:04

So now you're blowing a child murderer.

23:07

What about Alex Jones? What where's

23:09

the where's the consistency bud? I mean,

23:11

you know, that's that's not who cares

23:14

about consistent. No, there isn't any What

23:16

have you done for me lately? You'll go crazy trying

23:18

to you know, trying to make

23:20

those arguments. Yeah Here's

23:23

uh, here's a good one. Uh-huh. Here's

23:26

one This

23:33

is this is a Reagan quote brought to

23:35

you by brought to you

23:37

by the government. Yeah, oddly Really?

23:41

Town hall. Yeah, tell me if there's tell me

23:43

if you remember this Reagan quote Education

23:47

sec from the Education Secretary That's

23:50

probably my favorite Department of the government. I'm

23:52

sure I can see you have a yeah.

23:54

I love both of those things I know.

23:56

Yeah, here it is, you know, we're gonna

23:58

set up follow-up It's it's it's

24:00

the limit alternative from here. Okay. What? You

24:04

know, we're gonna set up follow-up calls with every

24:06

governor we met with to make sure we're available

24:09

As I think it was president Reagan said

24:11

we're from the government. We're here to help

24:15

There's There are Does

24:18

that sound right to you? No,

24:21

what's the under? No, it doesn't

24:24

it doesn't sound like it came from the White House It

24:26

came from Reagan and the quote was

24:28

it was from these thing that nine

24:30

worse the nine Frightening words in the

24:32

English language are I'm right. We're from

24:34

the government. Yeah, and we're here to

24:36

well No, I immediately got that that

24:38

was like we it's something you're making

24:40

fun of it the worst thing ever

24:44

Right. That was not you know, I lofted

24:46

it. Yeah, it's you yeah, there's

24:48

no there's no stopping them because I've heard

24:50

people say that Yeah, it's like oh, yeah,

24:53

we're from we're from the government. We're here

24:55

to help. Don't worry We won't fuck everything

24:57

up or anything. There's no room for nuance.

24:59

Yeah, these people, you know, like a little

25:01

snarky sly Oh, here's the clever aphorism. It's

25:04

just you're you're retarded. Talk

25:06

about that's what it has to be Yeah

25:08

out of you know, you should you should

25:10

know the context of which a quote was

25:12

said At least you're not in charge of

25:14

something important Passing on

25:17

knowledge from one generation to

25:19

another with its contextual relevance intact

25:21

fully Eric's editor is gonna replace

25:23

him When the outcry of this,

25:25

you know, it's like oh my god The

25:30

worst that's the worst person to be misquoting

25:32

that yeah Yeah, I

25:35

think it was Reagan who said, you know, we're here from the

25:37

government. We're here to help. Yeah, he didn't say that actually Yeah

25:41

He said if you hear those words run Yeah,

25:50

I see what else I have yikes Can't

25:53

make this shit up. There's a new one.

25:55

Um, here's a good one from I like

25:57

going over Israel's PR flubs Oh

26:00

boy. That's my favorite thing. There's a

26:02

lot of them too. They're getting better. Here's

26:04

one. Here's the outspoken Israel guy. I

26:08

don't want to just talk

26:10

about Israel. This is what he

26:12

says. A couple million people.

26:16

He says this is a hostage release deal. And

26:19

it's it looks like it's

26:21

Jesus on the left with an Israel

26:23

flag over him. Which I don't

26:25

think I don't know if Israel was super hyped on Jesus.

26:28

Maybe that's a recent thing. And then

26:30

there's what looks to be Satan with a fucking

26:32

with a palace. With a 12 pack man. Like

26:38

they make Satan so muscular and ripped.

26:41

Look at that shit. You know, how do you

26:43

have to work on those deltoids? That's

26:45

not just doing one shoulder exercise. I mean, he's

26:47

getting the front, the middle, the back. How

26:49

come Jesus has all his clothes on? Look at that.

26:52

Like Jesus has like a diaper on. Look

26:54

at the expression on Satan's face, too. He's

26:56

loving it. What's up? What's up, Jesus? Yeah,

26:59

they did make Jesus a little taller. Yeah.

27:02

Well, he's got the horn though. That was

27:04

a true. Yeah. Yeah.

27:07

You're right about that. But then the Satan

27:09

has a bunch of angels in cages. Little

27:11

little children, angels, like a like a like

27:13

a shelter. Yeah.

27:16

Like a debaucher. Right. Like

27:19

a shelter, like a pound puppy. You know that.

27:21

And then Jesus has a bunch

27:23

of devils, little babies, little

27:25

children, devils in cages. The one on the

27:27

on the bottom toward the toward Jesus actually

27:29

looks like he might have a chance of

27:31

being innocent. He's kind of kind of cute

27:34

looking. A lot of the others. Oh yeah.

27:36

This guy on top is gone already. Oh

27:38

yeah. No. And

27:40

so is the middle one. Yeah. Those

27:42

are the ones that got psycho. Yeah. But these

27:44

guys have a chance. Maybe. Yeah. They're

27:47

younger. I mean I'm I'm not, I'm not,

27:49

I'm not, I'm not the one

27:52

saying that the children are little baby

27:56

Satan. Where did this come from? Some fucking idiot.

27:58

I don't know. Yeah. Very

28:01

good. I don't think that's a good idea.

28:03

Oh, no. Yeah. Talking

28:05

about like,

28:07

um, I mean, it's just, you know,

28:09

I mean, the easy thing to do is

28:11

just, you know, dehumanize the other side. That's

28:13

right. I mean, it's, yeah, if you can

28:16

get, you can get people, if you can convince people that the

28:19

other side are somehow like sub

28:21

human, like you can, you can

28:23

pretty much do whatever you want, pretty much do whatever

28:25

you want, or you just do whatever you want and

28:27

say, well, you paid for it. So don't you think

28:30

it was a good idea? Well, I guess, yeah, and

28:32

when you put it that way, um, people

28:36

are, I see the meme, like, countries

28:40

have a right to defend themselves. And I'm kind

28:42

of, well, it kind of blows my mind. Like

28:44

how does an abstract concept have a right

28:47

to defend? What do you mean? Does

28:49

like happy hour have a right to defend itself?

28:51

What are you talking about? I don't know.

28:55

What do you mean when you say it? That's what

28:57

I really want to get. Yeah. Cause

28:59

people have a specific, it's

29:01

probably a little different to everybody. Yeah,

29:04

it is. I'm sure like, like most

29:06

things, uh, the, the

29:08

Alex Jones, the family that sued Alex

29:10

Jones for like infinity, trillion dollars. Was

29:12

it just one family? All of it.

29:15

That's what I mean. Yeah. Pretty

29:17

sure. Kaching. Yeah.

29:20

Yeah. They said they're willing to settle.

29:22

Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, sure.

29:25

1.5 billion. They realized

29:27

they overshot, blew their load a little bit.

29:29

He's not going to, we're not going to

29:31

get anything if it's too high. Well, he'll

29:33

just declare fucking bankruptcy regardless. Right? I

29:36

mean, like his, they could have got like a million bucks.

29:38

He's not. I don't think he's going to

29:40

afford that, but Nick, they're not getting a 1.5 billion bucks. No,

29:44

obviously not. So they

29:46

realized they fucked up. Yeah. Like,

29:48

uh, what's yeah. We'll take 80 million. Is

29:50

that the number they're negotiating? Yeah. They're

29:53

negotiating now. Well, they're not going to get that either. I mean, I

29:55

think they're going to go. They're going to go lower. They're going to

29:57

Alex Jones is going to skate by with pennies

29:59

on the. Well, yeah, it's like an IRS deal,

30:01

you know, I mean if they allegedly

30:05

Does anyone support those motherfuckers? Well,

30:08

I mean doing somebody for that much money Well,

30:11

okay. I mean it sucks sucks that he made

30:13

funny you guys but 1.5. I mean, it's not

30:15

a billion. It's not a real number Yeah,

30:18

it's not a real number. I

30:21

find that I find it to be a little crass You

30:24

know, I mean bollock a symbolic

30:26

anti-speech Victory over a

30:28

man being negotiated down. Yeah pennies because

30:31

I get the money I get the

30:33

emotion that like but it's like wanting

30:35

money of of that

30:37

Like I want to punish him so fucking

30:39

bad. I'll him but like you said I'm

30:41

bored, right? If you really if you really

30:43

feel that strongly, right fucking kill him and

30:45

go to jail. Yeah one point You

30:48

know, I mean if they're you know Temporary

30:51

insanity, although a lot of time is

30:53

pad that would the window for that may be

30:55

have but the judge might just say like Yeah,

30:57

you know fucking man. I hate that guy too.

30:59

I'm saying God someone finally killed him. You never

31:01

know Here's

31:04

I Hope

31:06

they don't get any of them anything at

31:08

this point Here's

31:11

uh, here's a lovely Little

31:14

house. This is where we're hmm. We're

31:17

gonna live in A

31:19

couple years. Mmm Yeah

31:23

Nice Mexican man is gonna walk us through

31:25

our our few effort and here it is

31:27

the most affordable home in San Antonio, Texas

31:30

Let's check it out Look

31:34

at this. It's a whole neighborhood of

31:36

an Frank houses. Yeah, remember that? Yeah,

31:38

I think the houses between them Yeah,

31:41

that weird. Those are like what they used

31:43

to call row houses like back in like

31:45

poor areas and stuff Row

31:48

houses why because they're they're long they're

31:50

long and and Narrow

31:52

and kind of like in a row and you'd have

31:54

multiple families living like front to back They like there's

31:56

like separate this is kind of how they used to

31:59

sort of build them but like now they're

32:01

even smaller, I think. You

32:03

see them in areas like I think they have a lot, they

32:06

used to have a lot in the South. They had like

32:08

a lot in Detroit, like Chicago, like. Couldn't

32:10

they just make them a little bigger? You

32:13

know? Yeah. So they're not

32:15

like funny looking. Yeah. You

32:18

wanna go home in a house that you could like

32:20

stretch your arms across? Yeah. Kind

32:22

of crappy. All

32:27

right guys, so what we got here is a tiny hole. You have

32:29

little breakfast room here, and you have

32:31

a full kitchen, you have a soup, dishwasher,

32:33

stove, and you have a space for refrigerators.

32:36

How many square feet? I got it, so we're in the bedroom? It's

32:40

small, but it's affordable. Okay. I

32:45

guarantee you it looks smaller in person. Yeah,

32:48

you think? Yeah, because actually like I'm

32:50

surprised that it's that big. Yeah, yeah,

32:52

look. Okay, he's had his arms

32:54

open and he's more than halfway across the house.

32:58

Right? Oh,

33:00

width wise, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like probably

33:02

that door frame. Yeah. Yeah,

33:05

look, look. Here is, it's cut so

33:07

you don't see the walls. Right, right

33:09

here and here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very

33:11

narrow. I

33:14

think we could do better than that, guys. You

33:16

know? You know, I mean, a little

33:18

better than a... I used to think so. Now

33:21

I probably, I think that's about right. That's about

33:23

right, that's what they deserve. Well, I, well, you

33:25

know what? Go live in the

33:27

tiny house, fuck you. I think now that's... Fucking

33:30

around too much. I think a lot of people are

33:32

gonna look at that and go like, oh shit, I'd

33:34

like to own that. We love

33:36

that. Because they're in worse, you

33:38

know? Like they're in some apartment

33:40

that's fucking three times what it

33:42

should be, what you can afford. Yeah,

33:45

because everybody else in the apartment buildings are in control.

33:47

That used to drive me insane in Hollywood where

33:50

I was paying like, I mean, looking back,

33:52

I was paying like 19 something a month and

33:55

there was old people... Dude, I wish I

33:57

had paid that now. Yeah,

33:59

yeah. I mean yeah But

34:02

then there was the old people in there. We're

34:04

always going slow all the time who

34:06

were paying like $400

34:09

because rent they've been there forever. Yeah I'm

34:12

getting fucked by this. There's a nut

34:15

here. It's not being covered by you I

34:17

remember I get fucking everything I

34:20

used to work I used to work in No,

34:24

I used to work with a guy who lived in Santa

34:26

Monica Yeah, really close to the beach and he had been

34:28

there for so long I want to say like his his

34:31

rent was something like well like

34:36

Like in Santa Monica on the beach

34:38

exactly. No, he was like I'm not

34:40

fucking never moving, right? Billy

34:43

Eilish says men don't face criticism

34:46

about their bodies Because

34:48

girls are nice. No, they're

34:50

not you they're hit for brain whore. What are

34:52

you talking about? Nobody ever

34:54

says a thing about men's bodies if

34:56

you're muscular cool If you're not cool,

34:58

if you're rail thin cool If

35:01

you have a dad bod cool if you're pudgy

35:03

love it, everybody's happy with it

35:05

What the fuck kind of gaslighting shit

35:07

is this you know why because girls

35:09

are nice They don't give a fuck

35:11

because we see people for who they

35:13

are You know many fucking fat broads

35:15

have six feet or over only on

35:18

their tinder profiles really every single one

35:20

Yeah, they're women are obsessed

35:22

with the number six feet They don't

35:24

even consider you a man if you're

35:26

under six feet tall Well who can't

35:28

which is psychotic because you can't control

35:31

that who came up with manlet like

35:33

oh, yeah guys We

35:35

just love we'd love just love disparaging

35:38

each other for you know Guys

35:41

who are all at the average

35:43

height is under six feet tall made

35:45

up this entire Economy where they disparage

35:47

each other for all being under six

35:49

feet tall right? That's what happened Billy

35:51

Eilish you stupid bitch You know they

35:54

can just move to the

35:56

Netherlands. I think I think the Netherlands

35:58

are the tallest people Oh yeah,

36:00

definitely. I think so. I've

36:04

never heard one. I guess our penises

36:06

aren't part of our body because I've

36:08

never heard a woman say anything negative or

36:10

about any guy's penis ever.

36:12

Right? Right. Yeah. That's what

36:14

you're muscular. Cool. Yeah. What

36:17

if you, uh, what if you disappointed a

36:19

woman in some way then what, Oh, you

36:22

must have a small Dick. When you like

36:24

guns or minding your own business, right? Small

36:26

Dick, Dick energy,

36:28

everything. Small Dick, small Dick, small

36:30

Dick compensation, compensation, compensation. You fucking

36:33

dumb bitch. Fuck you lose

36:35

weight. How about that?

36:38

Stop eating. Okay. You

36:41

believe that? Never heard something.

36:43

So something so ridiculous. Okay.

36:45

Uh, report hate speech to

36:47

the police. No Ireland Ireland's

36:50

not Ireland. Well, this is, I, we,

36:52

we played the, was it the prime minister? What do they

36:54

have? Do they have a prime minister? Do they have a

36:56

president? Did we, did we play this one? No,

36:58

no, no, no, no. But this is following

37:00

up on, was it last week or down

37:03

there on to hate? Yeah. This one motherfucker

37:05

said that he wished that all the anti-immigration

37:07

protesters were shot in the head. This guy,

37:13

a limerick city counselor, uh,

37:16

says he wants, he wishes

37:18

anti-immigration protesters were shot, quote,

37:20

shot in the head. Not

37:23

even an animal does these kind

37:25

of thing. So he even, he didn't

37:27

even use proper proper English when talking

37:30

about, he used immigrant English when he's

37:32

talking about how this kind of thing

37:34

or these kinds of things, kinds

37:36

of things, I don't know. Get,

37:39

go shit in a river. Get July's

37:41

fucking editor on this stat. Man,

37:45

if you're going to talk about anti-immigration protests,

37:47

are you doing it on purpose to piss

37:49

people off? I know you got it. You

37:51

know, you're not conjugating those words properly, bro.

37:53

And you know, you know that you can't

37:55

say this stuff. You're a, I mean, you

37:57

will get shot in the head. Are

38:00

you trying to be like the

38:02

JFK of immigrants and I am

38:06

good God?

38:09

You see at

38:11

a council meeting, he's a member of the Fiona

38:14

fail said I don't know what that is me

38:16

either not even an

38:18

animal does these kind

38:20

of thing. I'm

38:23

pretty sure animals like animals

38:25

are pretty violent. Well, yeah, I mean

38:28

they totally on instinct animals

38:30

can be very violent. Not

38:32

even an animal protects

38:34

itself from outsiders. Well, I'm

38:37

pretty sure that's all they do. No, they

38:39

just eat and then kill things that are

38:41

trying to get in on their eating territory.

38:43

Yeah, but that but they're worse than that

38:45

some kill for sport. Yeah. Okay.

38:48

Yeah. Not even an animal does these kind of thing. Thank

38:52

you. It's very shameful and

38:54

they should get public punishment. How

38:57

are you?

39:00

How are you speaking this

39:02

poorly speaking English is poorly

39:04

talking about anti immigration. I'd

39:06

like to see them shot in the head or

39:08

bring the public in and beat them until

39:10

they die. Oh wow. Wow.

39:13

Wow. Wow. Wow.

39:16

Wow. Wow. Okay.

39:19

Let's see how the women are handling it. Oh,

39:22

thank you. Here

39:25

they've got in Ireland, they have a bunch of women in

39:28

the government for some reason, I guess they got

39:30

tired of having a good country. Is

39:32

addressing the extremist content online like hate

39:34

speech and incitement to violence and Coma

39:36

Xunaman is Ireland's new online safety and

39:39

media regulator and will also be joint

39:41

regulator along with the European Commission for

39:43

the EU Digital Services Act. My

39:46

department has ongoing engagement with on Coma Xun

39:48

and I haven't met them two weeks ago

39:51

met with on Coma Xun again yesterday for

39:53

an update on last week's events and they

39:55

informed me that they had engaged immediately with

39:57

the large platforms and with the European with

40:00

the Gardi and the European Commission and

40:02

that the platforms had activated their instant

40:04

response plans and their engagement is continuing.

40:07

On Commission is calling for those who

40:09

see hate speech or other illegal content

40:11

online to report it to the platforms

40:14

or to unguard the Shia Khan. That's

40:16

the police. Yeah. So if you see any

40:18

kind of hate speech, call the cops.

40:21

There you go. Whoo mama!

40:23

Thank God we have guns.

40:25

Thank God. Thank God

40:27

we have guns. And thank God

40:30

people are afraid of them. Yeah, sure.

40:32

Thank fucking Christ. Things would be so much

40:34

worse. This

40:37

is important, but even more so important

40:39

in next year. So, because once on

40:41

Commission is fully operational next year, people

40:44

will be able to report to them

40:46

directly if they think a platform has

40:48

ignored or wrongly rejected their complaint. More

40:51

efficient. More efficient system for

40:53

shutting down speech. The things

40:55

that are very,

40:57

very efficient with regard to the government

41:00

are always bad things. Yeah, Holocaust is

41:02

super efficient. Yeah. That's peak

41:04

efficiency. Right, right. That

41:06

was the government and people working together. Amazing how

41:08

they can really just get rid

41:10

of all the red tape and roadblocks when

41:12

it's something bad. It's

41:15

like, boy, you can get to hell so

41:17

quick. Everyone talks about

41:19

killing baby Hitler if they had a time machine.

41:21

Yeah, yeah. You just go back to baby Hitler

41:23

and just show him what's happening here. You

41:26

see what you did here, buddy? Yeah. There was a

41:28

big, we're having a big problem right now because of you and

41:31

he's like, oh shit. I'm

41:33

not gonna do any of this then. I'm just gonna

41:35

go work on painting. Why don't you just keep working

41:37

on the painting? Mine bad. Yeah,

41:39

I see. Yeah. These

41:42

guys wanna kill baby Hitler, all right? Showing

41:44

you the consequences. Oh, okay, okay. Allowing

41:47

you to make maybe a different choice. Yeah,

41:50

right. Better choices, Hitler. Right. Ah.

41:55

But people don't wanna hear that. People

41:57

don't wanna hear what I would do with the time machine. I know. I

42:02

asked Kiwi Chris if he would help Stove get

42:04

a hooker and he asked if he could help

42:06

me find a brain surgeon. So

42:08

I don't think that's happening. Is that

42:11

his witty retort? Yeah.

42:15

I assume he listens to the show, right? No,

42:17

I asked him. I don't think he listens to the show at

42:19

all. Really? He only listens to ham radios.

42:22

That's all he cares about. That's very

42:24

autistic, isn't it? Well,

42:26

if it wasn't, it is now. I

42:28

had a step grandfather who

42:30

was like... I

42:34

mean, to me, it's like a really old

42:36

thing, like ham radios. Actually, I think it

42:38

might be regular radios. He got kicked off

42:40

of ham radios. Oh, I

42:42

believe that. It's

42:45

on the forums as being banned. Unbelievable.

42:49

I said, will you help this guy find a hooker? And

42:53

he said, I can help you find a brain surgeon.

42:55

He said, well, he needs

42:57

you and you're an expert. So Chris

43:00

said, who's he? Stove. And

43:02

then he says, I thought Stove was an F slur. He

43:04

said the word, though. And I

43:06

think he's beyond redemption. But how would he

43:08

know who he is, really? He

43:12

dealt with him before. He dealt with him before? I guess. They

43:14

have some sort of a history together.

43:16

Really? Yeah. Well,

43:18

I guess... Yeah. Yeah. Maybe

43:22

he's just he's so used to just

43:24

insulting hookers that he can't not write

43:26

like that. So he's just... He's like

43:28

Don Rickles. Yeah. He just

43:30

can't turn it off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

43:34

Can't turn it off. Hockey puck. Yeah. Let's

43:37

see if I have anything else here. Two

43:39

teenage boys were arrested. Oh,

43:42

over misogyny. Wow. That's...

43:47

Uh-huh. We got to break

43:49

these boys out. Two teenage boys

43:51

were arrested for alleged misogynistic

43:55

cheering aimed at

43:57

a referee, Rebecca Walsh, during

43:59

Birmingham's... city match against Sheffield.

44:01

So this is England. Wednesday.

44:06

Two teenage boys got arrested. Let's see

44:08

Rebecca Welch. Alleged. Alleged misogynistic chanting. I

44:10

don't think you need to use alleged

44:12

there. Yeah, it's like, what

44:14

do you mean alleged? Who

44:18

two 17 year old boys have been

44:20

arrested for alleged misogynistic chanting towards the

44:23

referee, Rebecca Welsh. Yeah.

44:26

Who is blind. Oh, wow. I'm

44:30

looking for that. That's hilarious. Prior to

44:32

Saturday's patch, Birmingham City put out a

44:34

statement pleading with supporters to refrain from

44:36

offensive chanting directed at the female rep.

44:39

So they had a female ref and

44:41

they had to put out a statement

44:43

saying, can you please not get their

44:45

color at content or they wouldn't I guess

44:48

what they'd call her bad or something. There

44:52

has to be there. She can't

44:54

be the only female ref ever

44:56

like all of the men. They're

44:58

going to have to eventually arrest every single

45:00

fan that you know, so you're

45:07

telling me that none of the adult men did any

45:09

kind of misogynistic chance. It was only

45:12

two teenage boys. That's it. What

45:15

is going on over there guys? You need to

45:17

get your fucking heads in the game. Put

45:22

out a statement pleading with supporters to

45:24

refrain from offensive chanting guys.

45:26

We got to get out in front of this.

45:28

Okay. We're having a woman ref a game. We've

45:30

got to release a statement asking people not to

45:33

use any misogyny.

45:36

A police spokesperson said it's Birmingham

45:39

is they had the problem up

45:41

there. So they're saying hey

45:43

citizens of Birmingham, you

45:46

know cool it with the anti-Semitism settle down. It's

45:48

like nobody ever said that

45:50

in Boston when they're yelling N words at every

45:52

sporting event for the last 50 fucking

45:54

years. Ah.

46:01

However, a police spokesperson said, so

46:04

a woman, we have arrested two

46:06

boys for misogynistic chanting at the

46:08

female referee during Birmingham City's home

46:11

game at St. Andrews today.

46:14

Our officers heard the chants being directed at

46:16

the official and acted quickly. They acted quickly.

46:18

Like that's a good thing. Like, yeah, yeah,

46:20

they acted quickly. Yeah,

46:22

they're right on it. Officers

46:25

were on the scene in minutes. Guns

46:28

and white trash, man. That's what's keeping

46:30

us country together. That's

46:32

what's keeping the country together. Who

46:35

are both 17 currently in

46:37

custody on suspicion of a

46:40

public order offense as we

46:42

carry out inquiries. That's

46:46

a woman? Wow. How did they

46:49

maybe they didn't know? What

46:51

they chant. Right.

46:54

This was their, look at, this was their ad. This

46:56

was their pregame ad for

46:59

a stop abusing referees.

47:01

Just using general. I

47:04

mean, because all the right. Right. We

47:07

only need one here. You know, we're

47:09

not talking about the one woman, right?

47:13

All of them. That's that's we're all

47:15

getting a little fat around the holidays. Okay.

47:18

That's pretty crazy. Yeah. We're

47:20

all getting a little better. What? Yeah.

47:24

Um, the para in custody as

47:26

inquiries continue. My God.

47:28

Wow. The

47:31

incident comes, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. This

47:34

was the exact type of story Birmingham city

47:36

looks to avoid following their proactive

47:38

statement for the game. They should have arrested.

47:40

Yeah. Well, I mean, cause

47:42

right. That's not like, that's kind of like

47:44

the opposite. It's like the Streisand effect in

47:46

some way where it's like, yeah, no, nobody

47:49

really knew the misogyny. You idiots. It's the

47:51

arresting two boys. Yeah. Yeah.

47:54

And now it's just getting talked about and debated and

47:56

like, what kind of fucking law is

47:58

this? What kind of, you know, like. This will not

48:00

be tolerated. Okay, so kill him. What

48:03

does that mean? Trade him.

48:05

This will not be tolerated. Well, they're boys. What are

48:07

you going to do? Trade him to Palestine. Send him

48:09

to Gaza. Yeah, exactly. They'll fit

48:11

right in. Sure. I love

48:14

that kind of shit there. They do not have

48:16

female reps. No,

48:18

definitely not. This

48:21

will not be tolerated. Such behavior. Oh yeah,

48:23

everybody. The whole stadium

48:25

should come back hard with the misogyny. They

48:27

should sing a whole anthem about it. Right. Just

48:30

and everybody. So some support for these boys.

48:34

Everyone should take a day to be cruel

48:36

to women. So she

48:38

has the first refer. When did she start? Scroll

48:40

up for a minute. First

48:44

ever woman referee to be involved in Premier League. Okay.

48:47

The promotion of Welsh was the latest example

48:49

of PGMOL. And when did she start? Was

48:54

that her first game? Right. Well,

48:56

that's no time in 2019. She

49:00

began. I began. I'm just

49:02

wondering, you know, first game in Premier League

49:05

because that I believe is the highest level.

49:07

Yeah. I don't know shit about

49:09

soccer, but I think that's like you guys not

49:12

like arrest. Give

49:14

me a break here. I'm trying to write trying

49:16

to be a ref. You guys are like arresting

49:18

to well, yeah. And now it fucking stands. I

49:20

have it's going to be directed. Look,

49:23

referees have to be the

49:25

whole point. You have to have thick skin. You

49:29

get something wrong with you to be a ref or an

49:31

umpire. Why would you do that?

49:33

Half the crowd hates you at any given.

49:36

I mean, and you deserve it. It's

49:39

like you have to let that shit

49:41

roll off you. And this is another

49:44

another instance of I guarantee you she doesn't

49:46

want this to happen. Yeah, because it's going

49:48

to get you. We went ahead and arrested

49:51

those two little boys for you. Why? That's

49:54

why. I

49:58

didn't even know everyone really. hates

50:00

me. Yeah, if I did, I

50:02

can take it. I

50:04

didn't even fucking hear them. How would that

50:08

be possible? Yeah,

50:10

like a hundred thousand people

50:12

watch these fucking guys. You dumb cunt. Get

50:14

the arrest that man. What were they? The

50:17

water boys? Like right on the fucking field.

50:19

Like, uh,

50:21

God, this fucking bitch, uh,

50:23

this, um, this like, like,

50:25

like there's a bunch of right wing

50:27

women who are just young and hot and

50:30

they say like stupid right wing talking points.

50:32

Yeah. And, but it's just like

50:34

Jack off fuel. Like it's boomer. It's just

50:36

like trip. Yeah. Oh God,

50:38

you're so, you know, it's like, you're not,

50:40

you guys aren't talking. They're not a fan

50:43

of politics. What's happening here. Like a weird

50:45

collision of sex and politics. Yeah. Um, this

50:48

girl, she's a big one said,

50:50

uh, was trying to rat somebody out

50:52

for like making rape threats.

50:54

Quote. Yeah. It was just some weirdo

50:56

talking about her panties and being sicko.

50:59

Yeah. But the

51:01

reason I bring it up is because it's like,

51:03

it's like nothing. It's like some whack job doing

51:05

it on a no name account, being a weird

51:07

creep, right? He's saying rape,

51:09

but that's not a rape that threat. That's dumb. Um,

51:12

so she boosts it, which

51:15

they all do to get attention and

51:17

to show how to make their fans

51:19

who are sick, uh, pay pigs

51:22

think about sex and rape and,

51:26

uh, in the, um, the context

51:28

of them, like look at this, we'll go

51:30

with this sick guy thing and it puts

51:32

in the mind of all their simps like, Oh

51:34

yeah, rape and sex and you like, that's

51:36

kind of what I'm feeling on common. It

51:38

activates, it activates their neurons, right? So

51:42

I said, you know, all these, all these conservatives

51:44

are the same. They're just like, they're just sensors.

51:46

All of them and

51:48

she, she goes out of her way to reply to me.

51:50

Oh really? Yeah. She goes, Oh yeah, I'm a sensor cause

51:52

I don't want to get raped. Like

51:56

extremely low class, right? Yeah.

51:58

Oh God. Yeah, okay. It's

52:01

funny to me that this like hot

52:03

woman who's like very famous. I'm

52:05

not. I went so far out of her

52:07

way to say something so absurdly crass.

52:10

Yeah. Oh, I'm a censor because I don't want

52:12

to get raped. My

52:15

work here is done. I

52:18

think everybody sees what's going on here.

52:20

Another successful day. Because

52:23

I don't want to get raped. Yeah. Yeah.

52:28

Did it stop? Yeah, you know,

52:30

did you get raped? Hmm. Hmm.

52:34

Let's see if I have any more news articles.

52:39

I don't have anything else from Eric July.

52:42

Oh, the lady ballers thing. Lady ballers?

52:46

That's a loaded word. Yeah,

52:48

the Daily Wire like Ben

52:50

Shapiro. Yeah. They released

52:52

a movie where the guys pretend

52:55

to be women to play basketball,

52:57

to play women's basketball. Oh, yeah.

53:00

Yeah. And it's like it looks done

53:03

like Spain in the Special Olympics.

53:05

Yeah. Like I think it's a

53:07

movie that's been done like a lot, you know,

53:10

or like a lot of countries in the Special

53:12

Olympics. Yeah, actually. Like

53:14

ladybugs or Joanna man. Yeah. Yeah.

53:18

Yeah. Ladybugs. Rodney

53:20

Daserfield. And they're calling it like the most

53:22

triggering movie. They did it to trigger the libs.

53:25

Yeah. But

53:27

everybody just thinks it's dumb or what like

53:29

it looks dumb. But then there was there was one thing

53:31

I there was one interesting thing I found

53:33

about it. It's

53:36

like white girls. Yeah, it's like white

53:38

girls. So

53:42

this is this is a scene from the movie. And

53:44

I thought it's. It's

53:46

weird because I think it kind of like they

53:49

hate they hate trans. I know they hate everything

53:51

trans and they hate trans people. Yeah. Like

53:54

they they they go like a way overboard. Yeah. It's

53:57

not just about women's sports. They just hate them. Okay,

54:00

whatever. Yeah, okay. I mean you

54:02

can you man. It's easy to know women

54:04

sports. It's like I Know

54:07

what you really I know what you're about. I

54:09

don't know what you're about like It's just don't

54:11

you can couch it however you want, but it's

54:15

So this is the scene from the movie where the

54:17

his daughter in the movie talks about

54:19

how? One of the

54:22

girls in her class showed her her his

54:24

paint her penis. Yeah, right Oh

54:32

And Mary Margaret showed me her penis Mary

54:34

Margaret I

54:36

mean, okay, and some boy showed you his penis

54:39

what no not a boy daddy Gross

54:41

Mary Margaret. She's a girl girls. Don't

54:43

have penises winning Mary Margaret does penises

54:45

are weird We stop saying penis,

54:48

please. Where did this happen anyway

54:50

in the bathroom? Well, why are they letting boys

54:52

in the girls bathroom? Why do you keep us

54:54

gendering Mary Margaret? It's children What are you talking

54:56

about? Yeah? Yeah, we got it. Oh, but could

54:58

you how do you know the word? Transphobic I'm

55:00

eight years old exactly you're eight years old Oh

55:05

my god You

55:07

know what? It's fine I have

55:09

to get you into a private school some of them

55:11

have good sports programs Private

55:13

schools reinforce white patriarchal privilege

55:16

Teach you that a public school did

55:18

they know mommy's boyfriend Chris told me

55:20

he's an ally. Okay? Yeah,

55:24

that's well the the irony of it is

55:26

that it's normalizing Being

55:29

trans because she's describing something

55:31

that little boys do right

55:33

show their dicks. That's like a

55:35

normal school thing Yeah,

55:38

they're taking their whole argument. Like this is

55:40

the most horrifying thing ever and they're

55:42

normalizing it. I Had right. Yeah No,

55:47

I won't wait a minute. So this is a normal.

55:49

I just I this is a normal thing that you're

55:52

showing It Yeah,

55:54

it's like the whole the whole the tone

55:57

is so all over the place it's I

56:00

mean, it's just it's horrifying. It's bad

56:02

amateur at best. I mean, it's it's

56:04

the tone is all over the place

56:06

It's like it's terrible writing. It's terrible

56:08

acting. It's ham-fisted. It's like I mean,

56:10

it's it's complete and total garbage

56:12

This is the parallel economy though. This is what

56:14

they're calling the parallel Everything's trash.

56:17

Everything's trash and they all and all these

56:19

guys just pretend that it that it's good.

56:21

Yeah But it's not Serviceable.

56:24

Yeah, you know. Yeah editors

56:26

that can't tweet They

56:28

can't spell Streaming

56:30

that doesn't work. Yeah, you know actors

56:32

who can't act. Yeah, it's

56:35

you gotta get editors who can't write You got

56:37

to get close You got

56:39

to get close to for there to be

56:41

a real hair for you know in what

56:43

they consume Yeah, you know you can't cuz

56:46

this is shit. I'm just gonna make fun of

56:48

this all the time and

56:51

it's not It's not

56:53

even it's like you should feel

56:56

terrible putting this out because it's

56:58

so poorly executed. Yeah Everything

57:01

about it is like a child

57:04

did it everything about that. Yeah

57:08

This ain't going on the fridge. There's this thing

57:10

called being the audience being ahead of the

57:12

joke Yeah, the audience is ever

57:14

ahead of the joke. The jokes dead. Yep.

57:17

Yep Which is

57:19

like it's like a rule every comedian knows it

57:21

and you know I do that shit on I

57:23

do that shit on TV all the time To

57:26

annoy my head of the girl's a the joke.

57:28

I'll say yeah, here's always like right, you know

57:30

If I'm pretty confident in it, I was like,

57:32

yeah Yeah, you know I ruined Shrek for somebody

57:35

because I just yeah. Oh, yeah, you

57:37

can see the setup coming a mile away You

57:39

know, okay. Here's what's gonna yeah, but it's like

57:41

this whole movie is crafted

57:44

to be Behind the audience

57:46

at all times. Yeah, which is

57:48

that seems to be the

57:51

conservative version of comedy or art

57:53

Yeah, yeah is always behind. Yeah

57:57

Like look this is art it's this big majestic

58:00

Building with columns right like why you think

58:02

that yeah, cuz it's like in your brain

58:04

you already know of that as art Yeah,

58:06

yeah, appreciate well. That's I think a lot

58:08

of comedy. You know see cuz you're dressed

58:10

like women Yeah, I guess that's

58:12

like, but that's like saying Medea is comedy

58:14

and that's not yeah I mean you know

58:16

the gay guy good getting off Okay,

58:22

I guess I think me and Vito and Mersch and

58:24

Royce are gonna watch it and do a commentary. Oh

58:26

god That'd be hilarious. Yeah, I'll be good. They

58:29

hate this shit, too Oh

58:33

Okay, let's get some comments Iber

58:35

says H bomber guy released a

58:37

four-hour video about plagiarism on YouTube

58:40

Look who comes crawling into the comments

58:48

Maddox So

58:50

some big youtuber did a video about

58:53

plagiarism my god wanders in and says

58:55

great video You should look

58:57

into Justin Wang. I recently covered some

58:59

of his plagiarism dot dot dot. What

59:01

is a dot dot dot for? Yeah,

59:04

fill in the blank so I recently

59:06

covered some of his plagiarism he yeah

59:10

It's like it's kind of like lying and

59:12

implying and you know without a complete yeah

59:15

Yeah, let me just add a couple more dots and his plagiarism

59:18

Tidal aids these guys yeah check out my

59:20

recent Justin Wang This is what he did

59:22

like how does he think that's gonna drive

59:25

any like it's just Out

59:28

eight hours ago three likes Great

59:34

video you should check out my

59:36

you should look into Justin way. Okay there. Yeah,

59:38

okay there Honey

59:42

you do kill yourself about oh Let's

59:45

see. Let's check out his video There's

59:47

a man on the Internet Which

59:50

video the Maddox one I want to see

59:52

the comments that he's gotten recently The

59:55

Justin Wang one. Oh you want.

59:57

Oh right well, but he he's gonna delete those,

59:59

right? I mean well he does it first, but

1:00:01

then I think then he just throw the man on

1:00:03

the internet Can't

1:00:06

keep up with it yeah 2050

1:00:11

comments the ice did it get the

1:00:14

first comment the most recent comment this

1:00:16

was so embarrassing Why

1:00:23

include a four-minute rant about how new metal sex

1:00:25

yeah, yeah Uh yep,

1:00:28

it's like the game you remember that Maddox

1:00:30

is still making videos you lose Holy

1:00:40

shit, oh Man,

1:00:42

yeah, Maddox you used to give it up

1:00:44

on a beef funny again. He replied four

1:00:46

days ago. Oh my god What

1:00:49

the fuck is wrong with him? He's

1:00:51

commenting on his own video yeah look

1:00:54

at this recently is four days very

1:00:56

topical Maddox I can't wait for your

1:00:58

hour-long commentary video on Covid in six

1:01:00

years Now

1:01:07

I believe this moron admits that Wang cited

1:01:09

his sources and still wants to call him

1:01:11

a plagiarist Oh, this was

1:01:13

his whole tweet great video. I recently called out Justin

1:01:15

Wang for the same thing So

1:01:17

he also said replied to the guy on

1:01:20

Twitter with this shit look at this the

1:01:22

guy H bomber guy who's big right? He's

1:01:25

got 30,000 likes Maddox Great

1:01:28

video. I recently called out Justin Wang for the same

1:01:31

thing Ironically I even

1:01:34

compared him to internet historian as somebody who

1:01:36

was doing the same thing first Not

1:01:38

knowing that he was a plagiarist as

1:01:40

well, so I guess the comparison was

1:01:42

more apt than I thought oh god

1:01:45

Really yeah, I'd take

1:01:47

your tongue out of the guy's ass You

1:01:52

know we cut on the bonus episode we were reading those

1:01:54

chat logs Yeah, those new ones right where he was talking

1:01:56

that girl. Yeah, all hit all that shit. He said about

1:01:58

me Yeah, you guys didn't believe it any of that. That's

1:02:01

the thing that where he's saying like dick

1:02:03

has all the know-how and the talent and

1:02:05

all that shit. Right. That's all a lot.

1:02:08

He's that's true. But he doesn't believe it.

1:02:10

He's saying that to manipulate. Yeah. Like in

1:02:12

order to make himself seem pathetic. So she

1:02:14

will do what he asks next. Right. He

1:02:17

just tried to set me up like

1:02:19

lie about her having a friend. Yeah.

1:02:21

Okay. Right. Um, I

1:02:24

just occurred to me because we were laughing on

1:02:26

the bonus episode. Like, why don't we settle a

1:02:28

bunch of nice things. Right. But afterwards I'm like,

1:02:30

no, he doesn't mean any of this. No, sure,

1:02:33

sure. Yeah. Manipulate. It can just as easily be

1:02:35

for manipulation purposes. Um,

1:02:37

okay. It's up.

1:02:40

Okay. Update. Justin Wang scrambled

1:02:42

to hastily add some sources.

1:02:45

An archived snapshot

1:02:48

shows that he didn't have credits on many

1:02:50

of his recent videos at launch. Really? He

1:02:52

never seems to forget sponsors

1:02:54

though. Yeah. He's fucking

1:02:57

sponsors advertisers. I

1:02:59

don't know. Why is he, he's what

1:03:01

a fucking weirdo. Why would he

1:03:03

come back? Uh,

1:03:05

he's man. He's really

1:03:08

broken. Yeah. He's really, he's really

1:03:10

just I

1:03:16

can't believe this moron admits that Wang

1:03:18

cited his sources and still wants to

1:03:20

call him and played you're still responding.

1:03:22

Yeah. There you go. My God. It's

1:03:27

arguing with people in the comments. 11 hours

1:03:29

ago I was wrong. He's still in there.

1:03:31

11 hours ago. He was

1:03:34

unbelievable. Shit pile of a video arguing

1:03:36

with people telling him he's a loser. I'm

1:03:39

not a loser. Yeah. I'm not a cop of corn.

1:03:42

Um, Wang.

1:03:44

Uh, okay.

1:03:49

Either satire dialed up to 11 or someone

1:03:51

with an IQ of one Oh seven Maddox

1:03:55

comeback. Bro, what the

1:03:57

fuck are you even talking about? Yeah,

1:04:00

yeah. Bro,

1:04:07

like what the fuck is this even? Oh, yeah, nailed

1:04:09

him. Yeah, bro. So

1:04:15

is is a historical documentary a form

1:04:17

of plagiarism? I hate question. Right. No,

1:04:20

most historical document. He fucking replies to

1:04:23

all of these still. That's crazy. No,

1:04:25

most historical documentaries cite high quality

1:04:27

sources or do original research, not

1:04:30

just copying medium articles about current

1:04:32

events without credit. Okay.

1:04:36

Yeah, we want more, Maddox. Let's

1:04:39

hear more, please. Bro,

1:04:43

I definitely need the full story with Dick. All we

1:04:45

got was his side of the story for years, and

1:04:47

you definitely come off looking bad time to set the

1:04:49

record straight. Yes. Oh, yeah. Maddox

1:04:51

looks bad because he told his side of the

1:04:54

story. All

1:04:56

right. Boy,

1:05:01

it's like an autistic AI was asked to

1:05:03

make a person's life miserable. The autism AI

1:05:05

did online crap. Left

1:05:09

the trail of shitty autistic overly obsessed trail.

1:05:11

I don't understand what you're saying. Okay.

1:05:16

Well, okay. That's thanks for the update still in

1:05:18

there. Still kicking, but

1:05:20

he's responding rather than rather than

1:05:23

deleting, which, you know,

1:05:25

he probably did for months or, you know,

1:05:27

at least a month because he tries, right?

1:05:29

And then, yeah, at some point can't

1:05:31

stop the floor. You can't. Yeah, you can. You

1:05:33

don't have no comment. You don't have enough fingers

1:05:35

to plug the dyke. Oh,

1:05:42

God. Okay. I'm getting sucked in. Mitch models

1:05:45

versus porn stars, which is the

1:05:47

dumber porn stars or fashion

1:05:49

models? Please ask Sean and Vito.

1:05:51

Huh? I would say models. I don't think

1:05:53

porn stars are dumb at all. No,

1:05:55

probably not. I mean, I would think

1:05:58

them molested. The porn stars. they're

1:06:00

probably more savvy. Yeah.

1:06:04

I don't know, I never thought about it. I

1:06:08

never thought about either one for their

1:06:10

brains. Well,

1:06:12

they have jobs, you know. They do. Put

1:06:16

teachers on that list. That would be top dumbest.

1:06:23

David Friesner says another reason- You are

1:06:25

the dumbest, Link. Yeah, dumb. Another

1:06:28

reason they're burning the hotels in

1:06:31

Ireland is that they took a bunch of money

1:06:33

from the government to house the immigrants in hostels,

1:06:35

hotels, sorry. A bunch of guys

1:06:37

in their government own those hotels. Yeah. Oh,

1:06:40

right. Same old

1:06:42

story. Oh, I see. Yeah, right. It's

1:06:46

not just that they're putting immigrants there, it's that

1:06:48

the government is paying

1:06:50

itself for owning the

1:06:53

hotel. Sure. That's great. Guys,

1:06:58

it's stany, don't read

1:07:00

my name on the show. I

1:07:02

heard some listeners bitching about, I

1:07:04

heard you and some listeners bitching about your tinnitus

1:07:07

in the last episode. I wrote in over two

1:07:09

years ago about losing my hearing and gaining severe

1:07:11

tinnitus after the Moderna vaccine. Fast forward two years,

1:07:13

I still have that blaring tinnitus and I lost

1:07:16

a large amount of hearing in my right ear

1:07:18

permanently. The good news is I'm completely used to

1:07:20

it at this point. Often

1:07:22

not even noticing it and I can use my

1:07:24

ear as an excuse to ignore people. Welcome to

1:07:26

the tinnitus club. Fuck the government and fuck you.

1:07:28

Well, he didn't get COVID though, so that's good.

1:07:31

Yeah, that's good. But that's,

1:07:33

yeah. That's going for you. I think that

1:07:35

would, I would think that would

1:07:38

drive me nuts. I guess you could get used

1:07:40

to living with it. I

1:07:42

mean, yeah. The only time I drive a tinnitus

1:07:44

is when you're trying to sleep. Yeah, because it's, yeah. I

1:07:47

mean, because it's a brain

1:07:49

ring. Sometimes it gets loud and it's

1:07:51

okay, it sucks. So it never

1:07:53

goes away. No. It

1:07:56

never goes away. Three weeks now.

1:07:58

Well, that's half weeks. Yeah. You may have

1:08:01

it permanently. Yep. That's a

1:08:03

fucking. That's

1:08:05

a bitch. Uh, WinRAR

1:08:08

studio is still not as annoying as fat women. So. Uh,

1:08:12

okay. WinRAR studio

1:08:14

is, you know, I realized something. Yeah. I

1:08:17

was at the strip club. And

1:08:19

I realized, you know, there's always, there's usually at

1:08:21

least one good one. That's not fat

1:08:23

stripper. Okay. There's at least one good

1:08:25

one. Yeah. And then

1:08:27

I realized throughout my life, it's gone from there being

1:08:29

so many good ones. Yeah. To

1:08:32

now. If they're being one. If a win.

1:08:35

Yeah. And then I realized also like, maybe this is,

1:08:37

there's going to be a time where it's no

1:08:39

good ones. Right. And then it's

1:08:41

going to be every other time you go, there's a skinny one.

1:08:43

Yeah. And then it's going to

1:08:46

be every three times you go. Yeah. They're

1:08:48

going extinct. They're boiled slowly. Yeah. I

1:08:51

mean, you keep going hoping you see the. Yeah. It's

1:08:53

crazy. It's not even worth sitting at

1:08:55

the stage anymore. Cause you're like, I'm not going to, I don't

1:08:57

want to make eye contact with this fucking monster. Right.

1:09:01

Lumbering around. Yeah. For

1:09:03

tits have cellulite for God's sake. Wow.

1:09:06

Um, getting with an only fans whore

1:09:08

from win raw studio. Hi, Dick and Sean.

1:09:11

I've previously sent you an email about how I'm

1:09:13

the biggest incel, but that's not a hundred percent

1:09:15

true. I've never had it. Well,

1:09:18

maybe I should put a. The picture

1:09:20

present. The

1:09:22

neurotic story from a

1:09:24

real man. Um,

1:09:30

I've never had a girlfriend, but I've managed

1:09:32

to finesse sex out of a retarded

1:09:34

women after, after

1:09:37

hearing about the guy who had an opportunity with

1:09:39

an only fans whore. I thought I'd

1:09:42

share you my story. Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:45

I met this only fans whore through a

1:09:47

local sex meet meetup group. Uh,

1:09:49

basically she just wanted to fuck on camera

1:09:51

for her only fans. What

1:09:54

the hell is a local sex meetup group? I'll

1:09:56

be kind of wary of that. Yeah.

1:10:00

Right. Local sex meetup, like at

1:10:02

a dog park? Yeah. I

1:10:04

don't know about that. Some kind of a trap of

1:10:06

some sort. Seems like a trap. I mean, it just,

1:10:08

yeah, I don't know. Seems a little... I

1:10:11

don't know. My expectation would be

1:10:14

very low. Failing into that, you know?

1:10:16

Because the word local. Sex

1:10:19

meetup. Right. Usually

1:10:22

we like to put something over, like, to

1:10:24

disguise it. Like, we wear clothes. Local,

1:10:28

but you're also, like, pulling from maybe a limited

1:10:30

talent pool. How local are we talking? How local?

1:10:32

How local. I'm not interested in that. Right. For

1:10:35

example, for reference, I'm 19. Like,

1:10:38

how far do I have to go from where

1:10:40

I live? How,

1:10:43

you know, to meet up and have

1:10:45

sex with somebody? Yeah. How far would I have

1:10:47

to go? How... I

1:10:50

don't know. For

1:10:52

reference, I'm 19. Oh,

1:10:54

sorry. She just wanted to fuck...

1:10:57

I meant this Onlyfansahore through a local sex

1:10:59

meetup group. Basically, she just wanted to fuck

1:11:01

on camera for her Onlyfans. She

1:11:04

was in her 40s, 4'11", fake tits, about... 4'11".

1:11:07

6 out of 10. That's tiny. That's

1:11:09

very short. Yeah. Fake

1:11:13

tits, about a 6 out of 10. For reference, I'm

1:11:15

19. At

1:11:18

the time, 5'11", severely autistic. All

1:11:22

the Fixins. Oh, wow. Okay. All the

1:11:24

Fixins. Do you think

1:11:26

there's a lot of autistic guys

1:11:28

at this local sex meetup group? I

1:11:30

don't know. I don't know. I

1:11:33

took her up on her offer to make

1:11:35

content with her larping that I wasn't a

1:11:37

virgin, and she said she was

1:11:40

down. I met her at this house, and

1:11:42

she said... That she said was

1:11:44

a friend's house, and her husband had a bunch of

1:11:46

cameras running. Basically, it was the most awkward sex, and

1:11:49

I was having a really hard time not being

1:11:51

nervous with all the cameras, and a dude watching

1:11:53

me fuck his wife. After

1:11:55

45 or so minutes of shitty

1:11:57

sex, I bust on her

1:11:59

face, it's over. This

1:12:01

is where my autistic genius comes

1:12:03

in clutch. After I went home,

1:12:06

I sent her a text and pretended

1:12:08

that I was 16 and

1:12:10

they just filmed child pornography. Oh my god.

1:12:13

This of course made them irate, but I

1:12:15

blocked them and haven't heard anything from them

1:12:17

since. Okay.

1:12:22

I basically finessed a dumb retard to fuck

1:12:25

me and didn't have to ruin my life

1:12:27

by fucking on camera. I'm still an incel,

1:12:29

but I've fucked two more retarded women like

1:12:31

this. Despite me being a turbo autist, I

1:12:34

can still trick women into having sex with

1:12:36

me. So yes, that dude should fucking only

1:12:38

fans chick dick. Go fuck yourself. There you

1:12:40

go. Do

1:12:42

you believe that's, do you think that's a real story?

1:12:45

I, you know, I don't know. I'm just, I'm choosing

1:12:47

to be entertained, entertained by it. Oh, how he said

1:12:49

he was 16 to get them not

1:12:52

to release anything. I mean,

1:12:54

it's, it's a fun story. I don't

1:12:56

know. I'm not, I'm not going to overanalyze it. I know girls

1:12:59

who've done that. I believe that. Um, they

1:13:01

didn't fuck

1:13:04

them. They just got money and

1:13:06

lied about it. Uh,

1:13:10

okay. Chris

1:13:12

primer says, uh, FCC internet equity.

1:13:14

This is bad. Very bad. What

1:13:18

is this? What is this that you're talking about?

1:13:20

Uh, FCC

1:13:27

internet equality equity

1:13:29

action plan. Oh, awesome. Were

1:13:32

we having a problem with minorities

1:13:35

not having internet? Have

1:13:37

you ever met a minority that's not had enough

1:13:39

internet, no,

1:13:41

I, the internet seems pretty,

1:13:43

pretty ubiquitous even white people in

1:13:45

the middle of like Idaho don't

1:13:47

have good internet, but minorities are

1:13:49

usually, uh, you know, crammed in.

1:13:51

Yeah. Right. Right.

1:13:54

Executive order 13 985

1:13:58

advancing racial equity and support. for underserved

1:14:00

communities through the federal government

1:14:03

on the first day Biden signed this thing

1:14:12

calling for a comprehensive approach for

1:14:14

the government to transform itself for

1:14:17

fairness to become. Oh God, just say what

1:14:20

the FCC's equity team. Oh, so

1:14:22

they're just controlling every part of the internet

1:14:24

now preventing digital

1:14:27

discrimination rulemaking. What

1:14:29

the fuck? What does

1:14:31

digital, what does that mean? Like

1:14:33

I needed an example of what that combats,

1:14:37

you know? Well, imagine something good on

1:14:39

the internet and then destroy it. That's

1:14:41

what it means. Okay. Affordable

1:14:43

connectivity program. So you

1:14:46

can just like healthcare. You guys made, they

1:14:48

made healthcare awesome, right? Sure.

1:14:50

Just by cramming it full of administrators

1:14:52

to fill out paperwork. Less doctors now

1:14:54

than ever. Yeah. They're all quitting. Yeah.

1:14:57

Cost 10 times more. Healthcare

1:15:01

stocks are through the roof. Sure. Sure. Sure. You know, if

1:15:03

you had a bunch of money in 2009,

1:15:06

good for you. Affordable

1:15:09

connectivity, emergency connectivity fund.

1:15:12

What? $7 billion program

1:15:14

that is helping schools and libraries

1:15:17

provide the tools and services their communities

1:15:19

need for remote learning.

1:15:21

Okay. Okay. Broadband

1:15:24

mapping. No, you guys have

1:15:26

totally fucked up broadband. Okay.

1:15:28

So they're ruining more stuff. That's cool. We're from

1:15:30

the government. We're here to help. I

1:15:35

think it was Ronald Reagan who famously said we're here.

1:15:37

Right. Exactly. We're from the government. We're here to help.

1:15:40

Yeah. Oh, that's yeah. That's

1:15:42

what I think. That's what I tell

1:15:44

the kids that I teach Mark. The czar

1:15:46

says for women's clothing sizes, uh, infinitely

1:15:49

running up the X scale after XXL, it

1:15:51

should convert to the W scale. They'll

1:15:54

think it's a polite new size chart, but

1:15:56

really it's a weight scaled to tungsten. They're

1:16:00

so morbidly heavy so instead of stone we're

1:16:02

switching to tungsten. Yeah, I yeah like

1:16:04

cuz it's too much sure How what's

1:16:07

it? What's fat for a woman in stone? Oh,

1:16:11

I'd say you know average

1:16:14

Average woman's weight in

1:16:16

stone. What is it? I

1:16:18

mean like like 10 is probably starting to 10

1:16:20

or 11 is what's on 14 14 14 14

1:16:24

It's not I thought it was 12. I think it's 14. Yeah, just

1:16:27

10 would be morbidly. Oh, yeah And

1:16:29

discuss right so 10. Yeah, I

1:16:31

think it is 14 So

1:16:36

so the goal is to not ever clear 10 so

1:16:39

it would switch from stone to tungsten You

1:16:42

know start over at one right nine to

1:16:44

one way one one tungsten Okay

1:16:48

That's funny You

1:16:53

Inches of cubed tungsten is something like

1:16:55

800 pounds a perfect 1-1

1:16:57

description of their horrible lifestyle. They'll be 100%

1:16:59

on board with it. It's a 1 1 cube

1:17:04

How many inches of tungsten is a 6 inch

1:17:07

cube of tungsten is like a hundred pounds 6 inches

1:17:09

that's too big You

1:17:11

got to do a hot you guys got to start over to

1:17:13

a hundred pounds. Yeah, like 1 or I don't know 2 squared

1:17:16

Whatever. We'll figure out the

1:17:19

math yikes later That's

1:17:21

something Biden the Biden administration could get behind right

1:17:24

tungsten the tungsten tungsten scale

1:17:26

for women for fat women sure That's

1:17:28

what all they do right solve the

1:17:30

to ruin good things for men or

1:17:32

make retarded things for women

1:17:34

thought the tungsten scale Eight

1:17:39

and all hey mate. Oh,

1:17:41

I was wondering what you thought about consciousness I

1:17:46

Try not to I remember an offhand remark a

1:17:48

few weeks ago. You said something like you don't

1:17:50

believe in consciousness. Yeah, don't consciousness All

1:17:53

right, I can't wrap my head around that how can it not

1:17:55

exist. I don't know man. How

1:17:57

can it exist? you You're

1:18:00

out there determining a lot of your thoughts, are you?

1:18:03

You think in between having two? Have

1:18:05

you ever decided to do something you weren't going

1:18:08

to do? No. So where is it? Where is

1:18:10

it exactly? What you weren't going to do? And

1:18:12

the chemical reactions. Yeah. Have you ever done

1:18:14

something you weren't going to do? No. So think

1:18:17

about that one. That you weren't going to?

1:18:19

Well, I mean, you could change your mind, right? I mean, not

1:18:22

really. Why not? Because you did it. What

1:18:24

do you mean? Because he did it. You already did it.

1:18:26

So did you ever

1:18:28

do something you weren't going to? Well, but you

1:18:30

weren't going to do it. But you did. So.

1:18:32

But you did. So what? Obviously. But you never

1:18:34

had that thought prior? You had it. But then

1:18:36

you decided to change it. Then it

1:18:38

changed on its own. Well,

1:18:40

no, you changed it. But you did not change it. What

1:18:43

do you mean you did not change it? You changed your mind. Yeah.

1:18:45

You can change your mind. Of course.

1:18:47

But then you did that. What?

1:18:50

As opposed to? Not changing your mind. Too

1:18:53

late. You did it. But you

1:18:55

can change it back. You were going to do that too. Okay.

1:19:00

I have a show. Show me one. Show

1:19:03

me anywhere where it's in there that you're

1:19:05

making decisions. There's nothing. There's fucking nothing in

1:19:07

there. That's a memory

1:19:09

system. That's like it's like a

1:19:12

special kind of statistics calculator that

1:19:14

incorporates. But you know, here's what

1:19:16

here's all your brain is. It's

1:19:19

the same reason why gambling is so bad. Yeah.

1:19:22

Because the human brain does statistics

1:19:24

based on new information

1:19:26

and incorporates new information on in

1:19:29

probability. Yeah. But

1:19:32

gambling statistics doesn't do that. Yeah, it's

1:19:34

just straight probability. So if you your

1:19:36

human brain sees a hundred blacks on

1:19:39

a roulette wheel, you think well, it's

1:19:41

got to be red. Yeah,

1:19:43

which is your statistical calculator is a

1:19:45

different type of statistics than the gambling

1:19:47

one, which is well, nothing probability because

1:19:49

your your brain is if I

1:19:51

eat that am I going to fucking die

1:19:54

and everybody's dad you like well or

1:19:57

everybody's like that's probably fine. And

1:19:59

yeah. Well should I try to fight

1:20:01

this snake? Everybody's died. I'm not gonna

1:20:04

do it. Yeah. Well, that's not gonna Yeah,

1:20:07

yeah, that's but gambling doesn't work like that. Well,

1:20:09

you say well, I've got to go red black Yeah,

1:20:12

lost the house. No, you can't yeah, it's You

1:20:15

know the next all it is the next one

1:20:17

is 5050. Yeah, I mean, it's the coin toss

1:20:19

thing You got to tell yourself but well, I

1:20:21

think that and not everyone could do that. No,

1:20:23

no, no not everybody right True

1:20:25

and and it's been you know, it's like they

1:20:27

talk about various instances of You

1:20:31

know improv like a Monte Carlo in

1:20:33

the early 1900s when everybody

1:20:36

fucking lost their ass cuz it came out

1:20:38

It's like it's yeah, it's kind of it's

1:20:40

interesting how people how people do think it's

1:20:42

like yeah, it's gotta you know I'm do

1:20:44

do I'm do yeah. Yeah, that's your it's

1:20:46

just a calculator nothing else up there All

1:20:52

right First

1:20:54

time new wet advice

1:20:56

homie Today, I don't think

1:20:58

I read this one. Uh-huh, dude. I don't

1:21:00

know how to put it. So forgive my wording Okay,

1:21:04

you need Eric July. Let's compare this to Eric July's

1:21:06

editor See if it's good or

1:21:08

good or or less good or yeah, it is

1:21:10

probably way more good er I'm

1:21:13

25. I was raised Christian sheltered a bit

1:21:15

coddled by my mom. Uh-huh, which

1:21:17

I didn't realize until recently Well,

1:21:20

it's good. You realize it good for you. Yeah I've

1:21:23

grown to not give a fuck

1:21:25

about what others do drugs sex

1:21:27

shitty comic book publishing its etc

1:21:30

Etc. Um, well, you don't have a pod you've

1:21:33

grown to not give a fuck. Yeah. Were you

1:21:35

giving a fuck about all that stuff before? I

1:21:37

know drugs What

1:21:41

other people yeah, well, yeah, I mean people

1:21:43

people Yeah,

1:21:47

why are you so mad then? I

1:21:51

do it, but I

1:21:53

was raised to be a Christian Yeah,

1:21:56

yeah judging people. Well pretty much here. I

1:21:58

mean, yeah, I think a Christian means Right,

1:22:00

you know raised to be that's a that's

1:22:02

a that's a kind of a moving target

1:22:04

It seems like for a lot of judging

1:22:07

everybody all the time and supporting Israel whatever

1:22:10

Whatever they want as much money as they want whoever

1:22:12

they want to kill. That's what being a Christian mean.

1:22:14

I Spent

1:22:18

10 years not allowed to visit or

1:22:20

call text certain family members even as

1:22:22

a teenager young adult Who

1:22:24

needed car insurance phone and gas money provided?

1:22:27

From my parents till I was 16 and had a job except

1:22:29

my current what my mom Dad

1:22:33

my mom and dad mom and

1:22:35

dad You couldn't is

1:22:37

it an end is that what yeah, it's an end But not

1:22:39

even not an N apostrophe right

1:22:42

like kid in play or would they

1:22:44

kidding? Yeah I

1:22:48

I don't know. I think it was

1:22:50

in I think you type the whole

1:22:52

and buddy you can yeah my mom

1:22:54

and dad yeah when I was 17

1:22:57

lost their shit because I smoked cigarettes and Okay,

1:23:00

his his copy editing

1:23:02

is worse than is it well. It's got

1:23:04

parentheses here my mom and dad Parentheses

1:23:07

when I was 17 lost their shit

1:23:09

because I smoked cigarettes and in parentheses

1:23:13

almost kicked me out for smoking weed There's no

1:23:15

reason to have parentheses. Yeah here, and you don't

1:23:20

I know Yeah,

1:23:24

I don't think you could even I don't think you could fit

1:23:26

parentheses in here at all I can't wrap my head around it

1:23:29

It would first of all it would be you have to

1:23:31

put the context of your age first Yeah,

1:23:34

that's what's not the most important

1:23:36

context was when I was 17

1:23:38

comma my mom and dad right

1:23:40

lost their shit because I smoked

1:23:42

cigarettes and almost Because

1:23:46

I almost lost their shit and kicked me

1:23:48

out of the house because

1:23:50

I smoked cigarettes and That

1:23:54

would be the sentence, but he say weed too. Yeah,

1:23:56

but that's at the end and it's already. Yeah, set

1:23:58

up Okay, I was busted at I tried

1:24:00

again at 17 so they didn't know

1:24:03

until I came out in the mail When

1:24:06

I was almost 18 what what came until

1:24:08

it came in the mail he got weed

1:24:10

shipped in the him I was busted

1:24:12

at 16. Okay for smoking

1:24:14

stuff then tried again at 17 Okay,

1:24:17

and they didn't know until it they caught me when

1:24:19

it came in the mail more parentheses

1:24:22

Right don't use parentheses They

1:24:24

opened my fucking mail found out and almost

1:24:26

kicked me out for setting a poor example

1:24:28

to my sister To

1:24:30

my younger sister when they didn't even know I was

1:24:32

already smoking weed for a year at this point. Yeah,

1:24:35

okay. Wow, okay man

1:24:38

weed fruit teenagers that's crazy that

1:24:40

they They're smoking

1:24:42

a lot of weed weeds. You think they're

1:24:44

smoking more weed now then I don't know.

1:24:47

I don't know We

1:24:49

can hide it what seems more dangerous now than

1:24:51

it did when we were kids to me Well,

1:24:53

it's much It's schizophrenia shit

1:24:56

and how people get sucked in and

1:24:58

then just smoke weed forever. Well, it's

1:25:00

Incredibly powerful like I mean like that

1:25:03

like the the growing is so

1:25:05

good like I mean just like Oh, I

1:25:07

mean all the strains and everything like that.

1:25:09

Oh Yeah, I mean it's you

1:25:12

know, they're applying like, you know science

1:25:14

I'm gonna ride you for drinking like

1:25:16

drink as a teenager and everyone's like that's

1:25:18

bad But you smoke weed and it's kind of

1:25:20

just fine. Yeah, I you know, I don't know It's

1:25:22

easier to hide now because like I have

1:25:25

people who I've been around like like

1:25:27

the pins and stuff I'm like, dude,

1:25:29

you can't fucking tell. Yeah, like it's

1:25:31

like it's you know, it's They

1:25:35

opened my mail found out that's felony

1:25:37

cold cops. Yeah Fast

1:25:40

forward to now. I'm 25. I found out

1:25:42

that they've been having an affair for two Babe

1:25:49

My day with one hair, oh his

1:25:52

mom's weed is making him such

1:25:55

a bad writer Yeah, I've you know

1:25:57

fucking thought straight. Yeah. Come on young

1:25:59

man are acting a they've

1:26:01

been having an affair so we're fucking subjects

1:26:03

in order here so his mom is that's

1:26:05

bored to now I'm 25 I found out

1:26:07

they've been having an affair for two years

1:26:09

and my dad doesn't care or take up

1:26:11

the offer to fuck other chicks oh so

1:26:13

mom's having an affair I've been removed from

1:26:15

that place and sleeping in a car a

1:26:17

couch surfing since I found

1:26:20

out almost a year ago I've been

1:26:22

removed from that place this get

1:26:25

a rectalized copy editor

1:26:28

on this right now I refuse to forgive

1:26:30

them over it mostly because they drink and

1:26:32

smoke and cheat and fuck around when I

1:26:34

lost a lot of connections over them cutting

1:26:36

me off because others I was

1:26:38

close to and swearing which my

1:26:40

mother was a tight ass about now

1:26:43

every other word out of her mouth is fuck

1:26:45

or shit oh your mother

1:26:47

yeah well wearing yeah as a Christian

1:26:49

household you're gonna say mom it's you

1:26:51

just look you look so fat when

1:26:53

you swear yeah yeah whoa swear he

1:26:55

makes you say swear he makes you

1:26:57

look so fat I read I read

1:26:59

a study on Yahoo that says women

1:27:01

who are fat swear the fatter they are

1:27:03

the more they swear their early

1:27:06

40s oh they're my age yeah

1:27:08

I'm gonna have a talk with your parents right

1:27:11

tell me get their fucking act

1:27:13

together they're freaking out cuz they're

1:27:15

in their 40s yeah wait a minute

1:27:18

there did he say he just

1:27:20

said in their 40s their early 40s early 40s

1:27:22

so they had they had him young he's 25

1:27:24

yeah and they

1:27:27

fucked it all up see what a stupid thing that

1:27:29

was this they could I mean if the early 40s

1:27:31

so they avoided it means they're under they were under

1:27:33

20 when they had him right yeah

1:27:36

that checks out yeah I mean he's teen pretty

1:27:38

young well I mean they're early 40s yeah they

1:27:40

could be 17 18 that you

1:27:42

know no wonder they're so hard on drugs

1:27:44

and stuff yeah they got wasted and this

1:27:47

is like a Rick and

1:27:49

Morty yeah high school knockup

1:27:51

right I get

1:27:53

me I get if me calling my dad

1:27:56

an enabler lazy epsilon and where

1:27:58

to my mama whore is a bit If

1:28:01

an abrupt extreme shock response, I

1:28:03

still stand by it due to the seclusion they

1:28:06

put me through I mean you can you

1:28:08

can do whatever you want to your parents as

1:28:10

far as I'm concerned There's they brought you in

1:28:12

here. So whatever you do to them is

1:28:14

fucking fair game. They did it. They hit themselves

1:28:18

They're responsible for you half

1:28:20

of its genetic half of its Environment,

1:28:23

I don't know how probably none of its

1:28:25

parenting But it's all their fucking fault because whatever

1:28:27

you are we all have to fucking deal with

1:28:29

so Whatever you

1:28:31

want to do to them is fucking fine.

1:28:33

Don't if you feel bad, that's great But

1:28:35

don't carry don't carry around all this anger

1:28:38

for them. Who cares? Yeah, you know you

1:28:40

forgive him It doesn't matter just stop thinking

1:28:42

about it like whatever. They're just there

1:28:44

other people I'm sure probably having a

1:28:46

kid at 18 was not the greatest.

1:28:49

No, there's so many people man

1:28:51

that parents Parents can really

1:28:54

fuck shit up Parents can negatively about your parents is

1:28:56

not good for you because they're part of you So

1:28:58

you're kind of hating yourself a little bit. Well. Yeah.

1:29:00

Well sure I mean you know they probably hate themselves

1:29:03

Yeah, they put you know what I mean. It's

1:29:05

like yeah. Yeah, you learn what you're talking you

1:29:08

you kind of perfect it Yeah, you perfect it

1:29:10

you you see what you're supposed to act like

1:29:12

based on Examples whatever

1:29:14

you know and then you do it to yourself better than

1:29:16

they could ever do it to you Yeah,

1:29:19

so you try you know forgive them forgive

1:29:21

them in so far as it is forgiving

1:29:23

you because that's what you're really doing Don't

1:29:25

think that you're giving them something think of it as

1:29:27

giving something to yourself Yeah

1:29:32

Can clarify more tried to summarize? It

1:29:35

on it best as I could you're gonna have

1:29:37

y'all and take a take a rare fire writing

1:29:39

class all of it He college just

1:29:41

a beginner's writing class so you can learn you

1:29:43

know Sentence structure

1:29:45

periods that was a rough one

1:29:48

that was a rough one Sorry,

1:29:52

man, I'm just fucked up about blocking off my

1:29:54

parents for good. It's a long story Email

1:29:57

don't do or good try to keep it short

1:29:59

and sweet Sorry, thanks.

1:30:01

Sorry. Thanks. If you

1:30:03

respond, you'll be fine. Don't

1:30:06

worry. Don't worry so much about your parents. So

1:30:08

his whole thing, he's cutting off his parents. Yeah,

1:30:10

I guess so. That's that's good. That you can

1:30:12

always cut them back in. You can't you right.

1:30:14

And as it turns out, someday they'll die. So

1:30:17

you won't have a choice at that point.

1:30:19

Yeah. Cut off for good. He probably feels

1:30:21

he probably feels guilty about it when it's

1:30:24

it's a dude. It's a it's a healthy

1:30:26

thing for you. If you think that's a

1:30:28

you probably are you doing it really? You're

1:30:30

doing it out of spite or

1:30:32

you're doing it out of they're

1:30:35

hurting my fucking mental state because

1:30:37

they're doing all this. You probably

1:30:40

resent them because they're shitty. Like

1:30:43

right. Probably want better parents. You're

1:30:45

acting out and hurting yourself

1:30:47

to get back at that. You also. Yes.

1:30:49

That's hurts you. And it's when you're when

1:30:51

you're saying it's your early 40s, they're not

1:30:53

happy. Yeah. They're as they wake up every

1:30:55

day as sure as I do. They're not

1:30:57

having a good time. So nothing you could

1:30:59

do could hurt them as much as time

1:31:01

does. Sometimes it's a shock to realize that

1:31:04

your parents are so fucking flawed. Like that.

1:31:06

They're they're not that they're not only that

1:31:08

not only that they have that they have.

1:31:10

No, no, but I mean, no,

1:31:12

I'm saying that. But the people who are

1:31:14

because you think it's like, oh, that's kind

1:31:16

of normal, whatever. And then you you see

1:31:18

one day it's like, oh, no,

1:31:21

not only I mean, not only are

1:31:23

they flawed, like they're there. They have

1:31:25

major problems. Like this is like this

1:31:27

is not a mortgage. This was not

1:31:29

good. Like this is they are not

1:31:31

healthy. They are not. Yeah. They're not

1:31:33

good examples. They

1:31:35

have programmed me to deal with things

1:31:37

in a very poor manner. I hope

1:31:40

they're better writers at least. You

1:31:42

know, I you think that they're this. I

1:31:45

don't think that's where you learn this. I

1:31:47

mean, you know, some things, some

1:31:49

things you do on your own.

1:31:51

I yeah, I partially indecipherable. It's

1:31:53

it's not good. I love

1:31:57

shitting on the advice grammar. I know you do.

1:32:00

I know you do so means bearded. Yeah

1:32:04

Chris says girlfriend turned friends with

1:32:06

benefits advice. Hey dick Chris from

1:32:08

Wisconsin here long time first time

1:32:10

yada yada my girlfriend

1:32:12

of two years Perky

1:32:15

D cups on a 110 pound

1:32:17

frame Wow, that's one tungsten Okay,

1:32:20

we got to figure out. Let me figure out

1:32:22

how much the cube of tungsten weighs. Uh-huh a one

1:32:25

inch cube of tungsten. Yeah uh

1:32:28

one inch cube one

1:32:31

inch cube of tungsten One

1:32:39

inch cube is oh, that's it.

1:32:41

Yeah, that's six Okay,

1:32:45

six inch cube of tungsten is a hundred

1:32:47

and forty two pounds Wow We

1:32:50

can use that. That's the that's the square

1:32:52

cube law in action, isn't it? Yeah okay,

1:32:56

so a six inch cube of

1:32:59

tungsten that's one that's like

1:33:01

a It's

1:33:04

the max a woman could weigh before

1:33:06

converting to the tungsten scale 142

1:33:09

pounds. Okay, that's about accurate. All

1:33:12

right, you know girls 5 10. That's

1:33:14

well. Yeah, it's very thin. Yeah, okay

1:33:18

Okay So she's not on

1:33:20

the tungsten scale, but then like Lizzo. Let's

1:33:22

see how much does Lizzo way You

1:33:25

see Lizzo flip that golf cart what oh

1:33:27

man Lizzo they loaded Lizzo They got a

1:33:29

forklift and loaded around a Cardi B's golf

1:33:31

cart flips the whole fucking thing. Oh, you

1:33:34

haven't seen that. Oh No,

1:33:36

okay, hold on Oh

1:33:42

flips dude,

1:33:45

oh I know

1:33:47

it's a good one cuz I woke up with about 50 people

1:33:49

messaging it to me including my

1:33:52

girlfriend almost flipped uh

1:33:58

Was out the

1:34:00

golf cart come

1:34:04

on like a pretty beefy golf cart

1:34:06

too look at those tires like

1:34:08

like a dahatsu daily

1:34:12

loud here

1:34:15

we go oh yeah okay oh

1:34:18

it's a different golf cart whoa

1:34:20

it's already getting airborne what she on

1:34:22

the back in the back yeah on

1:34:24

the back and that like seats in

1:34:26

the back you know yeah yeah like

1:34:29

okay here we go oh

1:34:33

my god I'm out of here whoa whoa it's like a

1:34:35

it's like a fucking like a dragster

1:34:44

doing a wheel stand like Fast and

1:34:46

Furious oh man I was driving

1:34:48

cardi B's golf cart oh

1:34:51

my god so get in the

1:34:53

back that's fucking oh

1:34:57

now watch the driver

1:34:59

the driver looks behind her like

1:35:01

how the fuck is that happening

1:35:03

do it again what what's the

1:35:06

back girl driving what

1:35:19

did I did a plane just fall on this right

1:35:22

right me load a tugboat into the back of this

1:35:24

guy yeah like this is a joke right like a

1:35:26

bunch of people are standing on the back like somebody

1:35:28

putting their foot on a scale you know like

1:35:32

there's some sort of mechanical malfunction oh my

1:35:34

god yeah did somebody attach a rope and

1:35:36

tie it through a fucking pipe

1:35:39

screams like when a like

1:35:41

when a camel shoves its

1:35:43

head into the car in

1:35:45

a safari yeah I got

1:35:47

a lion There's

1:36:00

like, there's a guy going, that's too much weight. That's

1:36:02

too much weight. There's one woman! There's

1:36:04

one woman doing that! Oh, that's too much weight.

1:36:06

That's too much weight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are

1:36:09

too fat to ride, buddy. That's too much weight.

1:36:12

That's one woman. They all

1:36:14

like kind of freaked out there. Yeah, let me

1:36:16

hear what they're saying. Oh! Oh! Oh!

1:36:19

Oh! Oh! Oh!

1:36:22

Oh! Somebody's too fat? Is that what he said?

1:36:24

I think it's somebody, I don't know what he

1:36:27

said there. Somebody's too, but I heard somebody screaming,

1:36:29

there's too much weight. Yeah. Somebody's

1:36:31

too fat. Somebody's too fat. Somebody

1:36:33

has to, he said somebody's too fat.

1:36:36

Really man. Somebody's too fat. Yo,

1:36:39

somebody's too fat. I don't hear fat. Really?

1:36:42

Yeah. Somebody's too fat. Somebody's too

1:36:44

fat. Because there's another voice over

1:36:46

it. Maybe. Yeah, you're right. Maybe. There's another voice

1:36:49

over it. I'm just hearing, because I want to

1:36:51

hear it. Oh! Oh!

1:36:54

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

1:36:57

Oh! Oh! You're

1:37:00

right, man. The look on the driver is

1:37:02

like, this is, somebody's fucking with

1:37:05

it, right? I mean, like, it's... How

1:37:07

much does Lizaux weigh, all right? I'm

1:37:09

sure this'll... Are

1:37:12

we eyeballing it or, Lizaux's weight's

1:37:14

around? 308 pounds. Her weight loss

1:37:16

journey, like it is. Really? I mean, out,

1:37:18

oh yeah, you're right. Whatever. You're

1:37:20

weighing 308 pounds, okay. So,

1:37:23

what's that in tungsten? You

1:37:27

gotta solve for t. You ain't divided

1:37:29

by one. Solve for tonnage. So, Lizaux weighs

1:37:32

1.6, or

1:37:34

sorry, 2.2 w. Yeah.

1:37:39

So, 2.2 tungsten. Right, tungsts.

1:37:41

Yeah. Tubman's, whatever you wanna

1:37:43

call it. Tubman's. Oh,

1:37:46

man. The

1:37:52

Tubman has a unit of weight.

1:37:54

That's funny. 2.1 tubs. Yeah.

1:37:59

Okay. I mean, that's great. My

1:38:02

girlfriend at two years, yeah, have been going

1:38:04

through a bit of a rough patch for

1:38:06

several weeks. Long story short, she's concerned about

1:38:08

our long-term compatibility. For several weeks, I would

1:38:11

say, two years, I would say

1:38:13

you've been going through a rough patch after

1:38:15

several weeks. Yeah. Right? Right, you know? Yeah.

1:38:18

Uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1:38:20

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Family because of

1:38:22

cultural differences. Oh, really? Oh,

1:38:25

I gotta know more about that. She

1:38:28

is a fairly traditional and

1:38:30

spiritual Buddhist from an Asian

1:38:32

country. Oh, okay. Perfect.

1:38:34

Yeah. Uh, how does

1:38:36

she fuck that up? Yeah. While

1:38:39

I'm an ex-Catholic, currently

1:38:41

agnostic at best. Buddhism does not have

1:38:43

a deed, unless she's

1:38:46

like an hourist or something. Although

1:38:48

they get pretty, there's some weird

1:38:51

women offshoots of everything. So after

1:38:54

about three weeks of no sex, I

1:38:57

finally approached her about it. And

1:38:59

her response left no sex after two

1:39:02

years? And

1:39:06

her response left me speechless. She

1:39:08

told me that she still found

1:39:11

me sexually attractive and

1:39:13

had even wanted to have sex with me

1:39:15

several times the last couple of weeks. Okay.

1:39:19

She then told me that she hadn't approached me for

1:39:21

sex because she was worried that

1:39:23

I would think she was using me for

1:39:25

my body. What

1:39:27

the fuck? What? I had so many emotions

1:39:30

flowing through me at that moment that

1:39:32

I don't really remember what I said. I

1:39:35

can't imagine having an emotion other than what

1:39:37

are you retarded? Like any of these stories

1:39:39

that we get? Maybe even

1:39:41

every time women talk, my thought, my

1:39:43

only emotion is like, uh-huh, okay,

1:39:45

gee, Peg. You know? That's

1:39:48

great, Peg. That's

1:39:51

great. But I think

1:39:53

I somehow managed to convey my willingness

1:39:55

to have no strings attached sex

1:39:59

without letting her know. that I would

1:40:01

gladly use her for her body given

1:40:03

the chance. So what are they

1:40:05

like breaking up, but just... Oh. Is

1:40:08

that what, right? Like, what? He wants to transition

1:40:11

to... A friends with benefits? Yeah,

1:40:13

that's what I think. So that, no,

1:40:16

that's a, you're saying, you're

1:40:18

doing an open relationship with a

1:40:20

stupid phrasing. You're gaslighting

1:40:22

yourself. If she's fucking other people,

1:40:25

that's an open relationship. Well, is she probably... You're not

1:40:27

gonna survive that shit because they have no fucking souls

1:40:29

or hearts. He hasn't said that though, yet, right? I

1:40:31

mean... For friends with benefits, there's

1:40:34

no obligation for monogamy there. Right, totally true.

1:40:37

Okay, she told me that she still found me... Sexually

1:40:41

attractive. Did

1:40:43

we miss the part where he said, like, where

1:40:45

they're breaking up? He just said we

1:40:47

had a rough patch. I don't know if they're

1:40:50

broken up or not. That doesn't mean you're, yeah, right. I

1:40:52

would gladly use her for her body. What

1:40:54

is going on with fucking, with writing today?

1:40:59

Maybe Eric, maybe Eric's editor is

1:41:01

good. When you write other people

1:41:03

who don't know you, you

1:41:05

have to make sure that you include the

1:41:09

pertinent information. Like, I know it's all

1:41:11

in your head. It makes sense to

1:41:13

you. You have to realize

1:41:15

that other people are starting from nothing.

1:41:19

Starting to see what happened with the relationship. But

1:41:22

I think I somehow managed to convey my willingness to

1:41:24

have no strings attached to sex without letting her know

1:41:27

that I would gladly use her for her body given

1:41:29

the chance. Because ironically, this is one of the things

1:41:31

she told me she was worried about earlier. So you're

1:41:33

broken up or what? Cut to

1:41:35

about 10 minutes later, we start having the hottest makeup

1:41:37

sex I've ever had. We have friends with benefits. I'm

1:41:40

talking clothes are flying everywhere. Her hair's getting pulled.

1:41:44

And there are red handprints all over her body by the time we

1:41:46

finish. After the deed, I wash

1:41:48

up and lie down in bed, expecting to

1:41:50

pay my usual fee of cuddling and attention.

1:41:55

She just leans over to quickly kiss and

1:41:58

let me play with her boobs. And then why? out

1:42:00

of the room while talking about how good the sex was, leaving

1:42:02

me to enjoy my nice cool bed and play some video games.

1:42:04

Have I hit the jackpot? Or are

1:42:06

things about to go sideways? I

1:42:10

think you're confused about just like a

1:42:12

normal relationship. I think you have some

1:42:14

internalized misogyny. You

1:42:17

don't, first of all, you

1:42:19

shouldn't, if you're not joking, it's

1:42:22

not a toll to lay in bed

1:42:24

with someone you've just fucked. Generally speaking,

1:42:26

sometimes you'd like to get up and

1:42:29

move around, but you don't always

1:42:31

have to. Sometimes you both just

1:42:34

kind of want to get on with your day. Yeah,

1:42:36

totally. Not a big deal. Them too. Have I

1:42:43

hit the jackpot? She mentioned to me before we had sex that

1:42:45

she would understand if I wanted to have sex with other women

1:42:48

since we weren't physically intimate for three weeks,

1:42:51

which I know is obviously a trap, even

1:42:53

if she meant it when she said it. Yeah, she's trapping

1:42:55

herself too. I

1:42:57

don't know that she's cheating on me, but I am

1:42:59

a little worried that she might find someone who she

1:43:01

emotionally connects with better. Well,

1:43:04

yeah, that might happen.

1:43:07

I'm not an ugly guy, but I'm certainly no 10 out

1:43:09

of 10. So I doubt I can do better than her

1:43:11

if we end up splitting up. Well,

1:43:14

I don't know, man. You could

1:43:16

probably be in a relationship where you're not wondering if a

1:43:18

girl's going to leave you for

1:43:20

someone she connects with better emotionally. Yeah, I

1:43:22

mean, you could be a more fulfilling experience

1:43:25

for you. True. Should I

1:43:27

just ride this out and keep fucking

1:43:29

her no strings attached or do you think she'll get tired

1:43:32

of that? And I should try to

1:43:34

rebuild the relationship. Do I admit that we aren't really

1:43:36

a great fit in other areas? I

1:43:38

don't want to jeopardize the sex. We're

1:43:40

both in our twenties. If that

1:43:42

matters. Um, you

1:43:45

know, if you're unsure, don't do

1:43:47

anything. Just ride it out.

1:43:50

Figure out what you see, what happens, what

1:43:52

you want to do. If you're, if

1:43:54

you're weighing what you, if you're weighing your actions

1:43:57

against what might happen to you and they seem about

1:43:59

the. same head

1:44:01

on the other things. I'm

1:44:04

just not going to do anything.

1:44:06

All right. Just keep

1:44:08

having sex. Maybe

1:44:10

it will fix itself. I

1:44:13

find just keep having sex. Things tend

1:44:15

to work themselves out. If

1:44:18

you're not miserable, like that, like that,

1:44:20

uh, you know, nagging, uh, you know,

1:44:23

stabbing pain in your lower back, it'll just, you

1:44:25

know, kind of, you

1:44:27

get all kinds of new pains. Sure. Yeah.

1:44:29

Um, don't do anything about it. It'll

1:44:31

go. The woman, you know, is they

1:44:33

get more annoying than this. What

1:44:36

do you think? You think

1:44:38

you get fatter? Yeah. They

1:44:40

get louder. Almost

1:44:43

always 110, not even on

1:44:45

the tungsten scale. Right. Um, yeah,

1:44:49

just ride it out for a little bit. I mean, you

1:44:51

could be, you know what? You have to think about you

1:44:53

could be with a golf cart flipper. I'm

1:44:57

no 10 out of 10. Get this. What is

1:44:59

this thinking? What have I been teaching you? Yeah.

1:45:01

And he's thinking and he's stupid. We have those

1:45:03

numbers for women. You idiot. You're not supposed to

1:45:05

call yourself. Don't apply to men. And they

1:45:08

all think we're not out of 10 women

1:45:10

are out of 10. We're just guys. Right.

1:45:12

Okay. Right. Got some money. You could lie

1:45:14

about the money. There's no kind of scale

1:45:16

though. Right. Women is a,

1:45:19

she's a six out of 10. We use that

1:45:21

to degrade them and cut their

1:45:23

competence. We don't do it to ourselves.

1:45:26

Who's been teaching you this? Probably.

1:45:29

I blame the mother. Yeah. I'm

1:45:32

no 10 out of 10. What is

1:45:35

a man? Right. What do you mean? Yeah. That's

1:45:39

how that scale. Right. Men don't have a scale.

1:45:41

What are those? Look at how the women rate

1:45:43

us all four. No, I know. Yeah. There's like,

1:45:45

you know, half a percent. That's like a 10.

1:45:47

Yeah. Ugly. How do

1:45:49

you rank these guys? Ugly, ugly, ugly,

1:45:51

ugly. They don't have the same scale

1:45:53

as rich, famous people is that, you

1:45:55

know, the half percent. Yeah. It's funny.

1:45:59

Men rating. Perfect bell curve

1:46:01

women rating smash to four

1:46:03

as the top Yeah, they don't have

1:46:05

the same scale doesn't matter because they they

1:46:07