0:01

You could get away with pretty much anything back in the day. Yeah.

0:04

The song could just be total garbage. Maybe

0:06

it still can. It can. It

0:08

can. Do you remember that new song

0:10

that was out? Because people don't care about lyrics as

0:13

much as like the beat and the hook and the,

0:15

you know, the melody. The song.

0:17

You know, because like classical music has

0:19

like never been listened to, right? I

0:21

mean, so, you know, I mean, that's

0:24

true. Clearly vocals are everything, you

0:26

know, or lyrics are, you know, that's true.

0:29

I only care if they're, I take

0:32

note if they're very, very good and

0:34

I can't get past it if they're really,

0:36

really bad. The lyrics are really bad. Really

0:39

terrible where it's like, Oh my God, come

0:41

on. You can't that's come on. Come on.

0:44

That song where if I told you if they're just middle of

0:46

the road, I can tune them out frankly.

0:48

Yeah. I mean, I just listened to them. I hear

0:50

them most of the time. Yeah. If

0:52

I can understand what the lyrics are, there's a problem.

0:55

Yeah. Yeah. What the

0:57

fuck was that? Yeah. I mean,

0:59

if they had a beautiful body, would you hold it

1:01

against me? You remember that song that came out? Just

1:03

a bunch of pickup lines in the song. Yeah. What

1:06

the fuck is this? Yeah. They can't

1:08

be serious with this, can they? They can.

1:12

Just give me an old fashioned, put your hands in the

1:14

air. That's what I want. Exactly.

1:17

At least that's not supposed to be smart.

1:19

Yeah. It's just something I

1:21

could do. Uh oh. What

1:23

are they talking about here? Oh, he's.

1:26

Oh, oh man. Oh, oh man. Is

1:28

he ever back? Oh,

1:30

good. I have been laughing

1:32

the last couple of days to myself. Ha.

1:35

He, Maddox last night went off

1:38

on you. Oh, really? He called

1:40

the bad hombre Sean's pedophile. Maddox

1:42

did a full live Q and A. He

1:44

did. I was going to

1:47

have a nice evening of trying to

1:49

get Hitomi Tanaka in studio and failing,

1:52

but Maddox dropped a live Q and

1:54

A on us. And

1:56

all of a sudden plans changed. Who

1:59

is this? to pound

2:01

all my... who's this?

2:03

Oh just comments I don't know. Shitting

2:06

on you. Yeah, great. Oh he liked it! Maddox

2:09

Hart liked this kind of shitting on you! Nice!

2:11

At least Vito tries to be more of an

2:13

actual person than Sean who's one of the biggest

2:15

yes men I've ever seen. Okay. I

2:18

think his job is like 20% audio engineering

2:20

and 80% agreeing with anything and

2:22

everything that Dick says, Maddox Hart

2:25

liked that one. It's more like

2:27

10% audio engineering. Hilarious.

2:32

Somebody send me the clip where he's talking about

2:34

you. That's great. I guess we'll play it. Do

2:36

you know that I could probably I

2:38

could probably argue with you on almost

2:41

everything. Our shows

2:43

would never get done. What do you mean? What are you going

2:45

to argue with me about? That song that

2:47

I was singing? It's hard when you're as

2:50

right as you are all the time. Yes,

2:52

yes, go on. Yeah but it's

2:54

not my show man. What are

2:56

you saying that Trump's not the greatest man who

2:59

ever lived? I'm saying Trump's not the greatest man

3:01

who ever lived. What the hell? Yeah I know.

3:03

It's news to everybody that I think that. Since

3:06

I just read that comment right now. Do you think

3:08

Sandy Hook is real too? I do think Sandy Hook

3:10

is real. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah.

3:14

Yeah that's funny

3:16

that's uh... Oh

3:18

George. Yeah he finally couldn't ignore me anymore

3:21

I guess. Oh man he did a live

3:23

Q&A last night. Yeah. And I

3:25

was watching it. Yeah I was live I was

3:28

stream sniping him. You were yeah. I was watching it

3:30

and put a little picture of me on there. Yeah.

3:32

Commenting on it. I had

3:34

1100 viewers. Vito

3:37

was doing the same thing. He had like

3:39

350 viewers. Yeah. And Maddox's

3:41

live Q&A had about 200

3:43

viewers. Oh come fucking guy.

3:45

Oh goddamn.

3:48

I would tell people what to ask because you

3:50

know I'm really good at like shitty.

3:52

Yeah. I'm good at the two star.

3:55

Review right like that one could be

3:57

real. Yeah. Yeah. I. I'm

4:00

agreeing with you. You're gonna disagree with

4:02

that. Yeah. No. So I was sitting

4:04

here going, okay, hit him with this,

4:06

hit him with this, ask him about

4:08

the backward, backwards graph. And so then

4:10

all of his comments would go, why

4:12

is the back backwards graph backwards graph?

4:15

Cause he was watching, he was watching

4:17

these God awful presentations that

4:19

he's made about me again. And the

4:23

third time is not the charm with these things,

4:26

bro. He's I've been

4:28

laughing the last couple of days as I've a

4:32

sticker sheets, new shop.dick.show. Oh,

4:35

nice. Brought to you by me.

4:37

Those are good. Pretty good. They're more than you

4:39

dancing. What do you think about that? I

4:41

love it. I love it. I love it. Disagree with

4:43

that. I can't. Um,

4:47

that bonus episode we did has gotten

4:49

more and more funny to me over

4:51

the last couple of days, dude, he

4:54

straight compared you. He straight compared himself

4:56

to Selena. That happened

4:59

and you to a fat Mexican

5:01

woman. Sorry for being redundant. Yeah.

5:03

Yeah. Yeah. Like at a certain age, you

5:06

know, and of course that's a guarantee. And

5:09

of course he fucked it up. All

5:11

you have to know, it was like he

5:13

was breaking news. There is a precedent for

5:15

this. Oh, for a celebrity getting killed.

5:18

Oh my God. All you have to do, John

5:21

Lennon, John Lennon is the

5:23

answer. Everybody. Okay. So check this

5:25

out. Psychotic fan, right? Okay. First of all,

5:27

it's a better comparison because John Lennon is

5:29

a man, right? Also,

5:31

I'm comparing myself to women. He was

5:34

actually killed by me like he was

5:36

actually killed by a psychotic fan, not

5:38

somebody who ran their boutique and was

5:41

fired for for in battle. Yeah. That's

5:43

what it was. She was just fired

5:45

for. Yeah. She was a super fan

5:47

at first, but then she fucking got

5:50

fired for embezzlement.

5:53

Nobody's ever waltzed into their fucking

5:55

employment with a gun and fucking

5:57

laid waste to the front office. Right? Oh

6:00

man, I woke up with too many guns

6:02

out this morning. Oh my fucking god! This

6:04

fucking guy! How do you keep fucking this

6:07

up? The rumbel is not live. Uh

6:09

oh. Who is this? What? Riley?

6:12

What did you say? The rumbel is not

6:14

live. It's live now. It should be live now.

6:18

It should be live now. As

6:21

I was saying, I think the streaming people missed it.

6:24

Maddox. Maddox did

6:26

his live Q&A. I was going

6:28

to have a nice evening of- I thought he was going to do it

6:30

like at the end of all this. Me

6:33

too. Yeah. Uh he's decided to do

6:35

it now. I don't know why. It was

6:38

hilarious. How much fucking lying does he

6:40

do? He

6:42

called the backwards graph reverse

6:44

chronographic order. Let me

6:46

see. I got the- yeah he said

6:48

the timeline isn't backwards. It's in reverse

6:50

chronological order. The fuck

6:53

is this? Uh

6:56

why? Why? He

6:58

was arguing with- because I'm telling people what to say in

7:00

the chat. Yeah. Because I have

7:02

1100 people watching me. 200 people watching him.

7:04

Yeah. So I'm saying put this in the chat.

7:07

Put this in the chat. Right? Put this in

7:09

the chat. To fuck with him. And he's just

7:11

sitting there looking old and out of shape. Somebody-

7:13

I got somebody to ask him uh

7:17

how's your 401k or what he said. The

7:19

exact quote was how do you plan on

7:21

surviving past 65? I'm not sure what

7:24

they mean by that. What?

7:26

Because he has no retirement. Right? Because

7:28

he has no fucking money. Yeah. So near

7:30

the end we were hitting him with that. Uh

7:32

he said he would talk to stuttering John. He

7:34

called Carl a knock off version of me. Boogie

7:37

came on. Ooh. I got Vito to

7:39

get Boogie to go on. Yeah. Boogie

7:41

comes on and Boogie doesn't know what the

7:43

fuck Maddox is talking about. So he's like

7:45

who are you talking about when you say fanboy? Yeah. And

7:48

Maddox eventually had to go protect my

7:50

phone. Uh. And say my name

7:52

which he can't do. No I know. That's

7:55

why he comes up with these nicknames. No no I know. I know.

7:58

So Maddox immediately goes on this.

8:00

unhinged rant about fucking 17 year

8:02

olds a Totally non controversial position

8:05

right yeah, don't do it a lot of

8:07

guys want to what well probably all of

8:09

them And no one can tell the difference

8:11

between ages like they think they do He

8:14

tell he goes on this rant with boogie to

8:16

try to paint me as the worst bad guy

8:18

he can right well Yeah, first exposure to boogie.

8:20

He sees boogie is a big star He

8:22

wants to ingratiate himself and make me look like

8:25

the worst kind of bad guy possible as he

8:27

goes dick That supports this idea that

8:29

everyone every guy wants to fuck a 17 year

8:31

old and he's not joking and he goes on

8:33

and on And on about him boogie goes well

8:37

my girlfriend's 20 so

8:41

I agree with you, but I don't

8:43

really have that much room to talk Right

8:49

Huge rant not knowing that boogie is

8:51

dating a child right you know

8:54

not according to the law He's

8:56

like 50 or something Really

8:59

yeah crazy fucking a different

9:01

boogie, but it's weird. It's

9:03

a little weird yeah Yeah,

9:05

it was out of all the things to pick

9:07

to go after me at you picked the worst

9:10

one Yeah with the exact wrong person

9:13

Yeah, sure well You

9:16

know he will always fuck it up. He

9:19

waited on Larry to for some reason one

9:21

after Larry look for no reason You

9:25

know I don't even know if I I Don't

9:28

even I people are probably

9:30

sick of me talking about Psychology

9:33

and stuff like that okay. I'm not I'm not

9:35

a fucking psychologist, but I'm percent of your role,

9:37

but I yeah But

9:40

I have been kind of immersed

9:43

in it for a long time

9:45

some some some you know

9:49

in some Attempt to become

9:51

a more or less functional human being

9:53

to be better than I was raised

9:55

to be okay better in what way

9:58

For other people not for you you. Less

10:00

powerful for you. Better for

10:02

other people. No, what's great is that it goes both.

10:06

You're better for you and for other

10:08

people. That's a psychologist lie. I'm better

10:10

to be in a relationship with. Strike

10:13

one. Yeah, maybe I... You know what?

10:15

Maybe I've been fueling

10:18

myself with power in anti-psychology. You're

10:20

right. You're right about everything. So

10:27

he... It's funny, thinking back

10:30

over the years to how

10:32

he kind of... He said that you enjoyed being on his

10:34

show more than mine. That you told him in the kitchen.

10:36

I don't know if the kitchen is a gay bar that

10:38

you guys went to together or something, but

10:40

he made sure to save the kitchen, that you

10:42

were in the kitchen. And you said you enjoyed

10:45

doing his show more than being around me even.

10:47

Oh, I don't think I would have

10:49

said that, but... No, I could have...

10:51

At the time, I could have said that I

10:53

enjoyed his show more. I could have said that.

10:56

And the reason is, is because there was no... What

10:59

I really wanted, I kind of wanted everything just

11:01

to go away. Yeah. Like it would have been...

11:03

It would have been like, okay, doing

11:05

this thing, doing this thing. There's no fucking... And

11:07

then at some point, it just got out of

11:09

control. Yeah. Like it got out of control. And

11:12

it wasn't fun anymore. And it

11:14

wasn't... It wasn't fun anymore. You're a precious psychology. And he was

11:16

a fucker. So

11:18

it was like, I mean, this lies

11:20

upon lies upon lies. So he can't do

11:23

that anymore. Fun show to do, but nobody

11:25

wants to watch it. That's the problem with

11:27

fun shows to do. It was something that

11:29

I could... Yeah, I probably... I

11:31

don't recall it. I probably did say that. I

11:34

probably did. I don't know why he would bring it up. Who

11:36

gives a shit? Well, I don't know. Okay.

11:38

But it's... Because it was something

11:40

that... See, I've always looked at

11:43

the podcasts as they're

11:45

just... It's something that adds to my life.

11:48

And at some point, it's been where it's

11:51

like, God, do I really even want to do shows

11:54

anymore? Do I really need this? Like, you

11:57

know, but it's... But still...

12:00

I still come here every week and I still think

12:02

it's a it's a net boat

12:05

like add to my life like Wow, I think

12:07

it's you got this sticker I Yes,

12:09

I did pretty good. I still I still

12:12

enjoy it We got to give

12:14

we got to give Sean some fan mails. I think

12:16

is what he's saying here I don't want family is

12:18

what in his weird way. I don't want animals, but

12:20

what's so funny about? Like

12:23

a lot of guys and here we go. Here's a I

12:26

am NOT an expert folks But I

12:28

but I say you're an expert. I know a lot of you

12:30

thought you know what maybe maybe I fucking could and people Would

12:33

go like yeah, you know you know Perks

12:35

on these all you gotta do is say it now

12:37

Yeah And people put doctor when they

12:40

have like a doctorate and something completely unrelated and they

12:42

say that and then they go off on all these

12:44

fucking They give you a D

12:46

in there. They don't even put her handle well

12:48

No, MD that you better be real if you

12:50

know that Michael Schrelinger guy He was like we

12:53

got to do kovat lockdowns right now. He was

12:55

like super aggro I

12:57

don't know who he is no he said he

12:59

put MD in his handle because those are his

13:01

initials of his middle name Yeah, see that MD

13:03

well, shall it shell and burger MD and love

13:05

that. Well, wait, why do you have MD? And

13:07

you know fucking why? Fuck

13:10

that fuck that guy and fuck guys on

13:12

the other side who do the same shit

13:14

who are fucking chiropractors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so

13:18

What people? He's

13:20

the dude's got a personality defect. Okay, no

13:23

doubt about I mean, you know He

13:25

has some serious fucking narcissistic traits. He's

13:27

very he feels very persecuted all the

13:29

time Yeah, he's the he's the he's

13:32

the hero or the victim. He can

13:34

never be the villain So

13:36

what a lot of these people do? What

13:39

they do is they get a hold of some

13:41

kind of professional material. Oh, yeah

13:43

You know like I like a book

13:45

like written and they project

13:47

so fucking hard that they

13:49

go I knew it. I knew

13:52

everyone in my life is a fucking And

13:55

they never know that it's them

13:57

so they weaponize it and

13:59

that's what's like Who even gives a shit

14:01

about these labels, man? Like, your life is

14:03

a fucking train wreck. You don't like dealing

14:05

with that person, so don't deal with them

14:07

anymore. Stop fucking trying to label everything like

14:09

it gives you control over it, it doesn't.

14:11

Doesn't fucking matter. No, no, no, no, but

14:13

you still have to deal with it. It

14:15

doesn't matter what they are. They can be,

14:17

you know. People get obsessed with calling, oh,

14:19

that's a narcissistic sociopath level, too. That's a

14:21

free-roaming, fantastic, repeating piece of shit. But also

14:23

people also use, it's

14:26

like calling someone a genius. Oh, he's

14:28

a fucker. You know what I mean? These

14:30

things have lost meaning because lay people use them incorrectly.

14:32

I don't have to deal with it anymore. I have

14:34

a theory. You ever heard that one? Oh, yeah. You

14:37

know what I mean? It's like, no, what you have

14:39

is a hypothesis. What you have is just a bunch

14:41

of dumb shit you heard on television. Well, yeah, exactly.

14:43

That's what you have. But

14:45

most people don't dig into it, you

14:48

know, like some of us do. So,

14:53

yeah, it's funny. It's

14:57

like projection to a level that most

14:59

people, because everybody does it. I

15:02

mean, everybody, maybe you do. Except 20% of the

15:04

time, I

15:07

audio engineers. I live in the areas of this show. They don't.

15:10

It's everyone, other people do. Right. But

15:12

he just, it

15:15

becomes so severe in somebody like him that

15:17

it's like, that's why

15:19

people who don't are just doing drive-bys, you

15:21

know, to this whole, you know, mess, go,

15:24

God, I mean, he's so, he's

15:27

so absolute in it. Like,

15:29

I mean, this guy, it's

15:31

crazy that it's like, and you know, he almost,

15:34

George believes it in

15:37

some, to some extent. Otherwise, in other ways,

15:39

he knows he's gone. He believes in reverse

15:41

chronological order. That he can do a, what

15:43

the fuck is that? Even if he doesn't

15:45

believe it, he can, he's

15:47

right because he can justify it. Because

15:49

what you're, he can justify the means.

15:51

That's what I was trying to say

15:53

to Vito that election fraud. That thing

15:55

is so fucking funny. Puppy! famous

16:00

latina sex icons like me

16:02

Maddox getting murdered and it

16:04

seems Selena She

16:06

was murdered by her fan club brassy

16:08

then like fanboy. Yeah who was fired

16:11

from running their boutique So,

16:14

you know like this is not this is not

16:16

exactly like somebody who like oh, yeah No, she's

16:18

in she's in love with me She yeah They

16:20

should they send me she sends me

16:22

messages through the through her songs and through the

16:24

TV and then they show up at their door I'm

16:26

a runner 300 times. You know, it's like single

16:28

year and that's over 1.1 tweet a day It's

16:32

like okay that the the guy who

16:34

killed John Lennon was Mark Chapman Mark

16:36

and several hours before he killed John

16:39

Lennon showed up and got an autograph

16:41

from John Lennon Now that's crazy the

16:43

picture of it then he came back

16:45

and killed him But he probably he probably knows

16:47

that Maddox probably knows that I don't think if

16:49

he knows it Yeah, he can't use it because

16:51

he wrote that article saying the Beatles suck. Oh,

16:54

maybe Fuck that will

16:56

make me look like a hypocrite that I know something

16:58

about Everyone

17:02

for multiple generations this what happened John Lennon

17:04

he got murdered He's

17:06

like seeing those math signs that I can't

17:08

compare myself to John Lennon. Yes. I've already

17:10

said the Beatles are overrated Yeah, that would

17:13

mean that I'm overrated With

17:16

Selena except he wouldn't even use the male version of

17:18

that gif He would use the woman version in his

17:20

mind you go go out to go

17:22

out to Anywhere ask a hundred people,

17:24

you know, do they don't you know, he's gonna

17:27

actually do this but everybody says That's

17:31

what they I'm waiting for you We

17:35

asked a hundred people yeah What

17:38

is it? No, well never it's to ask him

17:41

if they've heard of Selena. Yeah, if

17:43

they say yes What

17:47

happened to Selena right they say No,

17:50

yeah now say name me a Selena

17:52

song I'll guarantee you 95% will get

17:55

she was murdered 95%

17:58

will not know a Selena song says, RAPAPAPA!

18:00

So, somebody says, I poppy! So, the

18:02

fact is, what I'm saying is, I

18:05

love how he couched it like, I'm

18:07

gonna learn y'all something. Oh

18:09

yeah. Yeah, there's actually a

18:11

precedent for this. Motherfucker, everybody knows that.

18:13

And you picked the dumbest example you

18:15

possibly could. Dr. Sean,

18:18

that's all we need. You

18:20

should be a psychologist. I want- Why don't you set

18:22

up shop? Ah, God, man.

18:25

Like Lucy, remember in the Peanuts when

18:27

she had that psychiatry booth? Yeah,

18:30

yeah, the doctor- Five cents. Five cents. The doctor's

18:32

in, why don't you do one of those? My

18:34

opinion is worth less than that. But

18:37

I'll give it to you for free. Nobody wants

18:39

a free opinion, though. That's true.

18:42

They have to make sure- I got free opinions of my

18:44

own, I want to buy one. Well, and then when they

18:46

disagree with it or say, see, it didn't work, then they

18:48

can- They'll rationalize an opinion

18:50

they paid for. Well- Like,

18:52

this hustler university is totally worth five grand.

18:55

Or they'll want to

18:57

hold you accountable. I paid for that,

19:00

and I'm gonna sue you. Oh, yeah, I don't get all pissed

19:02

off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More marketing. All right. Like

19:04

a paid-for expert opinion. Why don't we

19:06

get off on this horrible topic so quickly?

19:09

Well- Oh, man. When your first thought when

19:11

you sober up is, I need a beer,

19:13

you know it's gonna be a bad day.

19:16

Oh! You want it? You

19:18

want it? You need it? You

19:20

have to get back. the

19:22

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19:24

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19:34

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19:38

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19:42

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19:45

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Now in sticker form. I think I put a

19:50

Sean Dance Mode. I like that one. That

19:52

one's cool. It is cool. There's even a hologram.

19:54

But who made those? Well, the sticker store did.

19:57

The sticker store? Yeah. Well, yeah,

19:59

but who did the artwork? Fuck who did the artwork

20:01

of the show? I'm the only important thing. Now

20:04

you put me on the spot for something like that. I

20:07

look like the asshole. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. I

20:09

don't think it was. God

20:11

damn it. I wasn't Corgan. What

20:14

are you going to do? Now I look like

20:16

now I'm starting off the show looking like a huge

20:18

asshole for not giving an artist credit. Call in if

20:20

you want to call Dick and somebody tell me who

20:22

the artist is, please. Are

20:25

you feeling? Does it

20:27

feel like something is different in the air?

20:29

Does it feel better

20:31

because the Tommy Tanaka is in L.A.

20:33

Really? I have been putting out all

20:36

the vibes. I can, Sean, lure her

20:38

to the house, do anything to get

20:40

her over here. Yeah. I

20:42

mean, not well for the show, preferably

20:45

for the show. Let's just say that

20:47

that will be the best case. I

20:49

will do anything. Sacrifice anything. God, whatever

20:51

you want me to do, I will

20:53

do. Please. I

20:56

have been obsessive. I've been stalking her every move.

20:59

I've been trying to get dickheads to

21:01

translate messages. I've tried everything stalking her

21:03

every move, researching whatever you want to

21:05

call it. I've been looking

21:07

up across referencing. I've been figuring out

21:09

what arcades she's at. I've been learning

21:11

Japanese to try to get a hold

21:14

of her. I don't know what

21:16

I should do. Are you are you turning Japanese?

21:18

I'm turning Japanese. I really think

21:20

so. Should I

21:22

go see Godzilla minus one? Will that help? Should

21:25

I go by a Stanley Cup? Should I go

21:27

to Target and find a bunch of fat

21:29

black women to buy Stanley Cup? What do you want to

21:31

buy a Stanley Cup for? For something. I don't know.

21:33

I got to do something different. Me just being me

21:35

is not going to get her over here in the

21:37

show. Is that a show I'm saying for the show?

21:39

Right. Exactly. I don't want to come off as weird

21:42

or creepy. No, just saying it's once in a lifetime

21:44

opportunity. Is is

21:46

Target selling Stanley Cups now? Target is,

21:48

of course, Target is selling Stanley Cups.

21:50

Really? They're like thermoses. Women, Stanley

21:52

Cup thermoses, I have to buy at least

21:55

two or three thermoses every year. Huh?

21:58

I still build with her. up and die.

22:01

Yeah, they will. They'll turn

22:03

into that ashy elbow skin all over

22:05

their body. They'll have like the

22:07

wrong arc of the covenant, the wrong holy grail.

22:10

They'll, right? She chose

22:15

poorly, but they don't constantly

22:17

buy new thermoses. Yeah. And

22:19

each thermos has to be more advanced than

22:21

the, and more cumbersome than the last and

22:24

20 years they'll have a thermos like those

22:26

old giant currency wheels that

22:28

they had in the South Pacific for

22:30

some reason that everyone has to know

22:32

that stupid factoid. The next

22:35

time stone wheels that they use

22:37

this currency, you don't remember

22:39

this. Why don't we go to school?

22:41

If you didn't learn this, you're supposed to learn

22:43

about this in the Holocaust and school and slavery.

22:45

The one didn't know

22:47

what survey says, what

22:51

were you supposed to learn

22:53

in school? Oh man, the

22:56

Holocaust. Number one, two

22:58

and three answers and four and

23:00

five. The

23:05

worst part about Hadamik Tanaka being in LA is

23:08

I, you know, sometimes you

23:10

look back on your life and you're like, Oh man, I could

23:12

have, if I had done this differently,

23:14

I could have got that. You know, if I

23:16

had said this in an argument, I could have

23:18

got that. If I had said this, I wouldn't

23:20

have ruined that. My relationship. If I said this,

23:23

I wouldn't have fucked that girl. Right. If

23:25

I had said this, I would have got the job.

23:27

Right. Even now, those are my one through 10

23:29

answers you just gave. But

23:35

I can't even groundhogs day. My,

23:37

my self. I'm

23:40

trying to say, do you know

23:42

groundhogs day to annoy? Everybody does

23:44

that. Groundhogs day. Groundhogs.

23:47

It's his day. What do you mean? I

23:50

think most, I think you're doing it on

23:52

purpose. I think you're doing it

23:54

on purpose. I think most people do

23:56

it on accident by

23:59

accident. by

24:01

purpose most people do it by purpose

24:03

yeah yeah by purpose or was it

24:05

with accident is it is it by

24:07

it is by accident no idea I

24:10

said on accident I can't remember that I

24:12

can't remember how to spell medieval and I

24:14

don't know how to get to tell me

24:16

Tanaka if she was next door I

24:18

wouldn't know how to get her in the studio really

24:20

this is I mean it's this is this this

24:23

is like that myth of the king that

24:25

might is that wanted to drive the the

24:27

tide back you know I have no

24:30

power here this is my impotence of

24:32

the thing I want most more than

24:34

anything more

24:36

than anything I can't even come close to getting

24:39

step one you could probably come

24:41

close maybe

24:44

I'll be on my deathbed looking what could I have

24:46

done well who could I have known who could I

24:49

have met what channel get my

24:51

ghost off closer to hit Tommy Tanaka

24:53

exactly one of peaches friends I guess

24:55

we used to play fortnight with her

24:58

so could I have I mean foster that

25:00

sort of a relationship how can I I'm

25:03

like cable in the X-Men my relationships

25:05

in like 10 minutes how do I

25:07

do that how could I have done

25:09

that to extrapolate that you know to

25:12

move that laterally yeah that friendship yeah

25:14

somehow get an introduction that way it

25:16

will drive you mad yeah you

25:22

are you mad I'm mad yes I'm

25:25

bad bonkers yeah I'm

25:27

daffy it's not gonna

25:29

happen and I don't even have a Stanley Cup I

25:31

can't believe you didn't see these no fat women

25:34

thundering towards these regional

25:36

displays of Stanley

25:38

Cup it's a it's a water bottle yeah

25:40

why do women need do they does it

25:42

signify why the Stanley Cup well

25:45

because marketing I suppose

25:47

I don't know what did hockey

25:49

just explode and popular the brand

25:51

of it's a thermos Stanley is

25:53

a brand of thermos yeah

25:56

and women are I'm telling you guys I'm all

25:58

you know you listeners know I'm always on

26:00

the forefront of how women are wasting your money.

26:02

So they licensed like the Stanley Cup from the

26:04

NHL. No, it has nothing to do with the

26:07

NHL. It's the name of the brand like Thermos.

26:09

They just call. Yeah, but they call the Stanley

26:11

Cup. It has nothing to do with hockey. Really?

26:14

It's just a thermos. I wonder if they'll get

26:17

a brand name is a C and D from

26:19

their name is Stanley. Yeah.

26:21

But the state, but Stanley cup, like,

26:23

I know it's not, I know it's not exactly

26:25

in the same. No one's going to confuse it.

26:27

Well, that, and that, that's it. You go to

26:30

target and buy the hockey trophy. No, I thought

26:32

you were talking about there's Stanley cup thermos. Me

26:34

too. I had to, I was like, Oh, okay.

26:36

It's just a thing. That's what women are wasting

26:38

money on this month. I'm always trying to keep

26:40

you guys. I'm like Jim Kramer. I'm always trying

26:42

to keep you updated on the things women are

26:44

wasting your money on. And this week, this month,

26:46

it's going to be Stanley cups. You've got to

26:48

find it. They're hiding it from you. They're hiding

26:51

it under the floorboards or they're hiding it in

26:53

the attic or they're hiding it in

26:55

their quote unquote gym bag that never

26:57

stinks with their shoes

26:59

that are never when they're hiding Stanley cups

27:01

from you, find them and send them back,

27:03

right? Find them. You march her ass in

27:05

there and you say you fucking return it.

27:08

Yeah. And I don't want store credit. I

27:10

want my money. I put the money back

27:12

on the card store credit is not the

27:14

same because you bitches treat store credit like

27:16

it's free money and it's not, you're

27:19

coming back from target with pre-made

27:21

cheese balls. So they're easier to put on

27:23

crackers and all kinds of goofy bullshit, but

27:26

it's free money, but it's not free money.

27:28

It's the same as regular money. The

27:37

contractor that I hired to fix my

27:39

pipes. Yeah. Um, a

27:41

hole appeared. You're never going to believe

27:43

this. A hole appeared in the wall in my

27:46

house. Just appeared. Just appeared. And

27:48

he didn't put it there and felt no

27:50

obligation to fix it. Okay. I

27:52

said, well, that happens. He said, yeah, I had. I

27:54

said, yeah, it happens because you put a, a,

27:57

put a tool through the wall. The

28:00

house inside the drywall they were taking

28:02

the stucco off to replace my pipes.

28:04

Yeah, you know, yeah Oh

28:07

and he did it from the outside and then

28:09

all of a sudden there's a hole inside the

28:11

house and I could see straight through From the

28:13

hole to the out see the outside through the

28:15

hole that's in both walls, right? Well, yeah this

28:17

thing you got to fix that Yeah, well we

28:19

didn't do that What are

28:21

you talking about? We do it as

28:24

well that that happened cuz of vibrations

28:27

I said I suppose I mean in a you

28:29

know in some way Vibrations

28:31

did probably cause it. Yeah, you could argue

28:33

that but you did it sure don't George

28:35

Don't George Floyd me on this hole Oh

28:37

boy, I didn't get the hole it didn't

28:40

appear because of a fentanyl overdose Your

28:42

knee was on the wall and then

28:44

the hole appeared. Yeah, right. That's what

28:46

happened here, right? So fix it. Well,

28:48

I don't see why I should

28:51

fix it Well, what

28:53

do you mean? What do you mean? You

28:55

don't see why of course you should fix it. I mean

28:58

it happened It

29:00

happened while he was doing something because what

29:02

happens cuz the wall was vibrating and then

29:04

the hole appeared Did it it's a hole

29:06

right? Where are you smashing? It's a hole.

29:08

It's a fucking hole. Yeah, you said you

29:10

could see the outside Yeah, okay. I guess

29:13

I could come I could come put some

29:15

spackle. That's what I sanded. That's what I

29:17

figured Hey, let's yeah now

29:19

we're getting somewhere and he's what happened cuz

29:22

it's vibrating There's metal in the

29:24

wall. I don't need to know I mean,

29:26

yeah, what do you mean? You

29:28

did it. Well, don't fucking you

29:31

should if he knew that shit if

29:33

it's a known thing Then he probably should have said hey

29:35

this may make a hole in your wall Yeah, I

29:37

signed a thing full of shit Is it

29:39

say there might be new random holes in

29:42

your wall possible we're done fixing the pipe

29:44

as a vibrations uh

29:47

absolutely crazy Absolutely

29:51

crazy that Maddox finally did a live Q&A. I'm

29:53

kind of proud of them. Are you? Yeah, I

29:55

was more proud of him last night when I

29:57

was drunk. Yeah Now how do

29:59

you feel? with him today. Oh really? Yeah.

30:03

Why why more annoyed? Um

30:07

I don't know. He still isn't

30:09

he's still like so serious about it.

30:12

Oh yeah no this is not having any fun

30:14

at all. Serious? This is the most serious he's

30:16

ever been about anything. He's been five

30:19

years to put this piece of shit

30:21

together. Yeah. All

30:25

the time to reflect to see where he might be

30:27

wrong or might do better or that he never

30:29

if he did one revision on it'd be another

30:31

five years. You think he's thinking about me like I'm

30:34

thinking about to tell me Tanaka like if there's one

30:36

way I can get back at doing this. Like

30:39

I said he everything that he talks that

30:41

you're the stalker you're the fanboy no he's

30:43

the stalker he's the

30:45

stalker. Um

30:49

that's Dean's list did it come out or did it

30:51

not come out? Oh that

30:53

oh it's just court documents it's not like

30:55

it's not this fucking smoking gun list that

30:57

everybody's talking about right? I don't get it's

30:59

like it's quite a list of rapists. No

31:01

what are you talking about? No but people

31:03

read the headlines and yeah. Oh that shit's

31:05

cleaned up. Oh yeah I don't doubt

31:07

it. They know who raped who did

31:10

the raping they just covered it up and

31:12

then they killed the guy. Oh sorry they

31:15

killed one of the guys they're

31:17

having going around and staring pedophiles

31:19

with blackmail material. One of them.

31:22

Yeah right. That was the one

31:24

that we caught so they killed him and

31:26

then cleaned everything up. I don't know what

31:28

is yeah I don't know what

31:30

we're supposed to learn from this. I don't know what's

31:32

ever gonna really come straight in the eye and goes

31:34

how could they steal an election? You know how many

31:37

people would that would take? I'm like are you fucking

31:39

serious? What's the biggest headline right now of a bunch

31:41

of rapists that are run the

31:43

guy a bunch of kid rapists that run

31:45

the government killing their kid raping pimp and

31:48

suppressing it for 20 years. What do you

31:50

mean? Would it take more or less than

31:52

Epstein? Because that's real and it fucking happened

31:54

and it's been happening since 1985. That's

31:58

how many rapes have been going

32:00

on that we have that we

32:02

have explicit proof of, of this

32:04

one guy for decades of there

32:06

are probably dozens of that guy

32:08

doing raping nonstop. Right. I would

32:10

love to. I'd love to know

32:12

that list. That was

32:14

actually all the materials that they

32:17

confiscated and then just appeared. I

32:19

just, you know, and then

32:21

I see that a lot of them, a lot of

32:23

them would not shock me. I'm sure a few of

32:25

them would. The headlines are so goofy around it too.

32:27

I see you like, Oh, David Copperfield is on the,

32:29

what the fuck? What do you mean David? Uh,

32:32

and then I read it and it's like, uh,

32:34

what does David Copperfield do when he rapes? Oh,

32:37

thank you. And the, he made them disappear.

32:39

And the

32:41

testimony is like, no. Like, why did

32:44

you guys put David Copperfield may be

32:46

a rapist. Yeah. What do you, what

32:48

kind of fucking reporting is that you're

32:50

never getting David Copperfield appears in the

32:53

kid raping. Well, I mean, you know,

32:56

for yes, raping or no rape, you're going

32:58

to have to click to find out. Well,

33:00

why don't you guys, blow your fucking brains

33:02

out. But you know how that works. And

33:05

I'm also jealous. I want to be on the list. How do

33:07

I get, how do I get on? There's going

33:09

to be another one at some point, right? How do

33:11

I get on the list? I don't want to

33:13

do any great. I mean, if fucking George was

33:15

taken more seriously and entertainment in any way, maybe

33:17

he could get you on that list and on

33:19

Epstein's list. You think you got connections in that

33:22

world? No, I'm just saying

33:24

like he could, you know, maybe, maybe make

33:26

a big enough stink about it and get

33:28

it to, to somebody who might, you know,

33:30

who might write a headline to his FBI

33:32

connections. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Um,

33:37

that, that guy's on a fucking list. I mean,

33:39

that's his FBI connections. It's like, this guy

33:41

says some really unhinged shit. Yeah. I

33:44

didn't have the balls to do anything about fucking

33:46

Selena. God damn.

33:49

There's actually a precedent for this.

33:52

Is that the word you were wanted? The

33:54

precedent? Yeah. There's a precedent for famous people

33:56

getting assassinated. I think, yeah, I think he

33:59

said precedent. Yeah, right. Yeah,

34:01

it's dumb I

34:03

can guy Oscar Pistorius is out.

34:06

Oh, yeah. Yeah, doesn't seem like that long

34:08

you think not that long wife You're

34:10

gonna be girlfriend. I think girl whatever, you

34:12

know woman that you're cohabitating with you think

34:14

murder your wife You're gonna go away forever,

34:17

but that's I Don't

34:19

know. It's not that long. It's making me rethink

34:21

this whole just in time for the Olympics. I

34:23

guess yeah You know, he's still looking good Yeah,

34:25

I think you killed your wife you come out

34:27

of prison looking all like at the end of

34:29

blow right Fucking

34:32

gross with a big bulbous nose Been

34:35

raped obviously been raped a bunch of times, but he's

34:37

coming out looking like Andrew Tate Huh,

34:40

I don't know, you know Maybe

34:43

maybe you get framed for Maybe

34:45

if you get wrongfully thrown in prison for killing your

34:47

wife, it's not such bad. It's not a life ender

34:50

That's all I'm saying. I think he did it. Well,

34:52

yeah, he did All did it

34:55

I mean that's not no one was ever framed

34:57

for killing their wife. This isn't the fugitive That's

35:00

pure Hollywood nonsense, right? We

35:04

even need to have a trial they say Mmm,

35:07

how long was the end for like? Years,

35:10

I would probably less right? Yeah, I don't know.

35:12

Let's maybe about that didn't seem like that long.

35:14

That's all insane Let

35:17

me see. I'm loading the article up now Look

35:20

at he looks good. He does. I mean he looked

35:22

at it. I remember him But yeah, I mean he's

35:24

probably what is he's probably is in his 40s. I

35:26

guess right total satisfaction That's

35:29

the look of total Satisfaction

35:31

on a man's face. Wow that I

35:33

did it my way he says Regrets

35:38

nope. Yep. None. Yep. Uh

35:43

He did the crime he paid the okay, it's BBC's

35:45

not opening. Oh, well Mm-hmm.

35:49

Let's see something about fat chicks

35:55

Have you noticed fat chicks fat people at the gym I haven't

35:58

gone to the gym like since they closed everything

36:00

down, because I have stuff at home now. I have stuff at

36:03

home? Yeah, so I just, I

36:05

realize I can do everything at home. Yeah. I

36:07

do, I kind of miss the gym though. Maybe I should

36:09

go back. Why? What do you mean, I

36:11

miss the gym? You're

36:14

in a different mental place. That like, you're in a

36:16

different mental place than you are at home. Yeah,

36:19

more serious. Yeah. Sometimes

36:23

at home after two sets, I'm like, why don't I just

36:25

stop? Yeah, you could talk yourself, you

36:27

know. I'm like that one here. Right. I

36:30

mean, I've done enough. Yeah. Yeah,

36:32

I mean, I can't even take it. As you put them down,

36:34

I go, ah, good enough. Yeah. I

36:38

went to Pilates and there's a bunch of new, bunch

36:40

of new people who I'll probably

36:42

see for a couple of weeks.

36:44

Well, that's what happened. Yeah, after the new year,

36:47

every time, you know, by the middle

36:49

of February, they're

36:51

the last of them, you know, is

36:53

gone. The ones who stick will stay

36:56

there and then 90% probably

36:58

will be gone. Yeah,

37:00

I watched a, I

37:03

watched a fun debate with Nick Mercator and Destiny.

37:06

Really? Where Nick Mercator's, well,

37:08

Destiny is like, yeah,

37:11

Trump should go to jail for

37:13

like, in-surrecting and saying

37:15

election fraud, saying that there's election fraud.

37:18

They really hate the idea that somebody

37:21

said, I don't think this election's on the up

37:23

and up, man. It's too much bullshit.

37:27

Well, now there's so much noise. Anybody

37:29

can say anything. And a certain

37:31

number of people will believe it. Yeah.

37:34

And that's like- I don't think our elections

37:36

are legit though. Do you? Like-

37:39

Yeah, for them, but enough, I don't think they're legit enough. Let me

37:41

put it that way. I think there is, well,

37:44

you should always be able to do better. I

37:46

think we could do a lot better. Probably. Probably.

37:48

It's certainly, let me read you an

37:50

example. Is there room for, yeah, of

37:53

course. Is it 100%? No. It's

37:55

definitely not 100%. We need to be doing a

37:57

lot better than the way we did it last

37:59

time. should be able to get

38:01

better every time. Yeah, we seem to be

38:04

getting a little bit worse. Possibly. We took

38:06

a step back when everybody hated the guy.

38:10

Here's a poll from

38:12

Rasmussen. I

38:14

get their bias poll. Well, I don't think they're a

38:16

big poll company. 17%

38:21

of mail-in voters admit in 2020 they

38:24

voted in a state where they're no longer

38:27

a permanent resident. That's a lot. 20%

38:30

of mail-in voters say they filled out

38:32

a ballot for a friend or family member. That's

38:36

pretty bad. How high? Yeah,

38:39

I mean, yeah. Yeah. I believe that,

38:41

though, right? I believe that. Sure. I

38:43

100% believe that. Well, it's

38:45

been done every time. I'm sure, yeah. People filled

38:48

out the ballot that their kid

38:50

had. Like, oh, I'll show this idiot who

38:52

votes. It's possible. I'll show this idiot who

38:54

votes for who around here. It's possible. Yeah.

38:57

17% of mail-in. It seems

39:00

about 1-5th of people are just, I

39:04

don't know. I want to say criminals, even though it

39:06

is a crime, but like, fudgers. That's

39:08

really, whatever. That's really the problem, I

39:10

think, in general with life is that

39:12

1-5th of people are fudgers. Yeah.

39:16

They take mulligans with everything. For

39:18

sure. Oh, yeah, for sure. 8%

39:21

of voters say they were

39:23

offered pay or a reward for

39:26

voting in 2020. That's kind of surprising. What

39:31

was the group? They made it up. They

39:33

just made up these answers. Last

39:36

within? Yeah. I don't know. It's

39:38

always like a couple thousand. Is it? Yeah.

39:41

I mean, again, when you're talking

39:43

percentages, the numbers mean

39:46

something. I do think that at a

39:48

certain amount of thousands, it's representative of

39:50

the red. Well, yeah. Which

39:53

could be bullshit, but I don't know. It

39:55

depends. But you've got to take it from

39:57

different places, too. Like, I don't know. I...

40:00

It gets closer to being representative when

40:02

there's more people. Yeah, I have a

40:04

hard time ripping

40:06

on Poles like this. There's because

40:08

it's just a poll at the end of the

40:11

day. Well, okay Well, there's stuff that you're

40:13

just not gonna fix or not. Yeah, like

40:15

here's the here's a poll We took you

40:17

care about it at all or not. Yeah

40:19

sure this seems about like up

40:21

one fifth of people I would trust to

40:24

rip Rip off the system. Yeah,

40:27

that seems about right. It could be They're

40:30

all in fucking Washington Yeah

40:33

taken together. Yeah. Yeah voters fraud

40:36

It was really crazy listening to

40:38

destiny debate Nick Mercator on

40:41

the whole Trump election fraud thing. Yeah Because

40:44

Nick, I mean Nick's not even a huge

40:46

Trump fan, right? Yeah, but he's a lawyer

40:48

so he understands like the concept of a

40:51

legal process Yeah, and like when things are

40:53

fraud or not, you know Constitutionally what you're

40:55

allowed to do and what to

40:57

say and like how these mechanisms what mechanisms

40:59

are not defined what need to be defined

41:01

more and

41:04

destiny is the best version

41:07

of the liberal point of view

41:10

Is he is he back as he can put it best? Huh?

41:12

Like I think I've never I mean,

41:15

I don't know him I has he

41:17

ever hates Trump. He uh, pro is

41:19

real. I think yeah, like he's he

41:21

all whatever the government says That's

41:24

what destiny's position is mostly on stuff

41:26

like this He puts it very

41:28

well, but it really came down to for

41:31

him like Some just

41:33

lying. So let's get him Right.

41:36

We got to get we got to get him somehow.

41:38

He's lying about the Friday day He

41:40

doesn't think there's any fraud at all. He ends justify the

41:42

means type of thing. There's no way there's

41:44

no way He thinks there's Friday's lying

41:46

about it when you got like stuff like this

41:48

Like I think normal people look at voting and

41:51

say well, that's all I mean, come on

41:53

You have these people running shit. They're retarded We

41:55

have to realize that Trump is gonna do whatever

41:57

he can to get what he wants Well,

42:00

to get elected, yeah. To get whatever he wants. Well,

42:03

what do you mean? That's how he wanted to

42:05

get elected, right? That's, yeah, I mean, that helps

42:07

him. Yeah. But in, in, in anything with him,

42:09

that's like, how can I, how can

42:11

I do it? Yeah. How can I

42:14

do it? That's he sees that he sees the

42:16

goal and then does whatever he can. Yeah. But

42:18

part of that is really believing it. Like if

42:20

you're that driven, you, you believe what you're, I

42:22

think you believe what you're saying. Yeah.

42:26

You're not like lying on purpose. Like you

42:28

believe it. Even if it's not true, you've

42:30

convinced yourself of it. That's the operative phrase.

42:32

Yeah. That's why I have such a problem.

42:35

It's like, wait, you think he's, if

42:37

he's this much of a narcissistic, like scumbag,

42:39

con man, he a hundred percent believes it.

42:42

Uh, like they're fucking actually psychic sometime

42:45

close enough to a hundred percent that

42:47

it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Kind of

42:51

like George. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I

42:53

believe he a hundred percent believes it. Uh,

42:55

it was an interesting debate for that, for

42:58

that reason. Yeah. You and

43:00

destiny are all right. Right. I mean, like you guys

43:02

are kind of listening. I don't agree with them. Yeah.

43:04

No, I know. It's funny. It's funny that that worked,

43:06

that that worked, that you guys are actually like, you

43:08

guys go on each other's shows and shit. Yeah.

43:11

He's great. He came on biggest problem. It

43:13

was a huge, uh, let's see cops

43:15

investigating a virtual gang rape. I

43:17

don't know.

43:20

They're back. British police

43:22

are moving into uncharted waters with a

43:24

new investigation. They're looking into an alleged

43:26

gang rape in a virtual reality

43:29

game. What do you think about that? I'm

43:31

going to go to my fucking, my, uh, my

43:34

cubicle that I live in now. The pod, the

43:36

pod. Yeah. Thank you. The pod. That's just close

43:38

the door and just knock them out. I'm actually

43:40

not going online today. I'll show you guys. Yeah.

43:42

I'm just going to sit in the pod. Yeah.

43:44

The ball. Yeah. No one's raping

43:46

me today. Uh, a

43:49

landmark investigation. I mean,

43:51

retarded investigation though. Right. Have

43:54

you ever been in VR chat? It's

43:56

like shitty Lego men running around. There's

43:58

no, how can you go? like,

44:00

how can you, how can you

44:02

have a VR rape? Like, uh,

44:05

you definitely can't. What?

44:07

The alleged victim is

44:09

said to be a girl, a young girl's avatar

44:11

of the alleged victim is said to be a

44:13

girl under the age of 16 who's

44:17

wearing a virtual reality headset while playing an

44:19

immersive game using her avatar, a digital character.

44:21

Uh, it's not alleged victim

44:23

because there's no victim. No, you're just

44:26

standing around in a, in your imagination.

44:29

You're hundreds of miles away. Right?

44:31

The alleged victim. I

44:33

have a problem with that. What are you phrasing? That's

44:36

as soon as like, you know, the person who

44:38

is alleging that the parents

44:40

go, Hey, you're not going online anymore. No

44:43

more rapes for you. That's how you, yeah, you're getting

44:45

too weird. Cops in the UK

44:47

told the outlet that the alleged victim

44:49

did not suffer any physical injuries, but

44:51

yeah, she may

44:53

have suffered psychological and emotional trauma.

44:56

Similar to rape victims. Like, you

44:59

know, like, like growing up with shitty

45:01

parents. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like

45:03

that kind of, yeah, I'll be okay with that. If

45:05

they would tag every one of these articles with like,

45:07

and, uh, her parents were

45:09

very shitty. We interviewed them. They

45:12

were retarded. Fuck her up for

45:14

life. Yeah. The mom

45:16

was just screeching the whole time.

45:18

Uh, dad had obviously had a

45:20

couple, you know, or was recovering.

45:23

Yeah. You couldn't, you couldn't really tell what

45:25

sort of hierarchy there was in the family.

45:27

It seems to be, everyone seemed to be

45:29

on the same level, which is a huge

45:32

problem. Yeah. Like the mom would be good

45:34

friends with the daughter when she was older.

45:36

Yeah. Yeah. It seemed like

45:38

the dad would be bragging about having, uh,

45:40

having some beers with his son. Uh-huh. Uh,

45:43

it seemed like those kinds of people, parents,

45:45

obviously dog shit that might, I think that

45:47

would cut down on some of these nonsensical.

45:50

Well, it would ground it a little bit. Yeah.

45:53

And we'd let people know, Hey, by the way,

45:55

this is, um, we hate these people.

45:57

Yeah. Uh, let's

45:59

see. Yeah, that's a that's

46:01

amazing if that's Do

46:04

you have to be online to get virtual? I'm

46:06

not I'm not surprised It's over in the UK

46:08

though like I mean, it's they're fucking up big

46:10

time. Well, it's kind of the whole it's the

46:12

dankula thing It's you know that kind of stuff.

46:14

Yeah, it's like They've

46:16

gone even maybe a little

46:18

more into fucking cartoon land then then

46:21

we have yeah Here's that

46:23

here's a clip from Alex Jones debated destiny

46:25

to you want to hear really look from

46:27

that? Yeah, okay pretty good clip

46:30

See these two master debaters at work. Yeah, I

46:32

think yeah, sure. Okay, here we go No,

46:35

no, you're doing you don't you're doing it. You're

46:37

doing it. You're doing it. No you so new

46:40

No, you you know, you're doing pretty good

46:42

debate. Yeah. Yeah Good

46:46

Good to see that. No, you're

46:48

doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're

46:50

doing it. No you go You know go you're

46:52

doing you go. It's the last his Alex Jones

46:54

his last you're doing it that really

46:57

won Yeah, well,

46:59

I mean, yeah, watch it again. I'm gonna have a look

47:01

on camera, you know, it's like let's take a rest bussing

47:03

poll Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's see it. Let's

47:05

see this again. Oh, no, you're

47:07

looking forward to you died You're doing it. You're doing

47:09

it. You're doing it. No you show new you Know

47:13

you see he's what Jones

47:15

anticipates the additional you and

47:17

he's waiting for it and then he

47:19

hammers him Well, that's really the master

47:21

debates minute. Well, I'll tell you why

47:24

Also, he was the only one to look at

47:26

the camera at the last minute. Yeah, no you

47:28

know you it's you know, no you

47:32

Don't even need to know what they were debating is he

47:34

starting to look like who Yeah,

47:39

I don't know. What do you mean? I

47:41

don't know. He's reminding me of somebody No,

47:46

you know you Know

47:48

you He

47:50

kind of has like a colonial era It's in

47:52

the way that his beard is shaved whether you're

47:55

like it's like half beard and half mutton chops

47:57

that can act almost like It's almost like like

47:59

a chest Mr. A Arthur. Die

48:02

hard 3. Who's actually B Arthur's son. She's

48:07

like a thousand you know. That's

48:10

a there's an

48:12

80s reference for y'all. Gendered

48:15

Arthur. Gendered neutral toy

48:18

aisles. Let's see. We might

48:20

have covered this one. I don't know how they're gonna pull

48:22

this one off. Many

48:27

of your retailers are now required to have gender

48:30

neutral toy aisles. What? Uh.

48:34

All retailers you think are just toy stories? Are

48:37

they on a farm? Do they have to

48:39

have a gender neutral toy aisle? This is what fucking

48:42

everybody does. You

48:45

know instead of fixing any problems. People

48:48

making gender neutral toy aisles. They didn't

48:50

steal fucking a voting election. Get fucked

48:52

you idiot. Gender

48:55

retailers in California are now required to

48:57

have gender neutral toy aisles under

48:59

a new state law. Man.

49:02

Nailed the weed in California but everything else. The

49:05

new law requires retail department stores physically

49:07

located in California with 500 or

49:09

more employees to maintain a gender neutral section

49:11

or area to be

49:13

labeled at the discretion of the retailer.

49:16

What do you put in a gender neutral toy aisle? Unbelievable.

49:20

This is what these people are

49:22

fucking doing up there. Who

49:24

is these people? Newsome and fucking

49:26

retards up there. Stories

49:29

that already have gender focused toy areas

49:32

won't have to get rid of them but instead add

49:34

a toy section that would apply to the origin

49:36

of any gender. Look at this. Inspired

49:38

by an eight year old. Who's

49:41

just parroting whatever extreme left retardation is

49:43

being bandied about in their household.

49:51

So it's like, well actually, you

49:53

know, Scruffy doesn't know whether she's

49:55

a boy or a girl. a

50:00

girl you know somebody asked about the dog right

50:02

yeah yeah that's not an automatic question anymore well

50:04

you have to ask parents you say like oh

50:06

boy or girl yeah they say oh I don't

50:09

know he's like oh does he have a dick

50:11

yeah that's what you have to say oh does your child

50:13

have a dick you have to

50:15

say that instead of the gender no

50:18

we removed it oh okay

50:21

all right yeah that's for you talk

50:23

your way out of that one alice

50:25

i was inspired to introduce this no

50:27

you no you i was

50:29

inspired to introduce this bill after eight-year-old britain

50:32

oh come on

50:34

but eight-year-old come on you named it

50:36

britain you named the kid britain and

50:38

they've got gender issues come on brtt

50:40

en en i don't know what the

50:43

fuck gender that is come on no

50:45

name them bruce right

50:47

you got any trans bruces out there yes

50:51

yes you do uh our kid's

50:53

gone through a gender phase oh

50:55

which kid is that um bruce

50:58

bruce odd yeah

51:02

uh your kid's going through a gender thing

51:05

which one uh britain oh yeah that makes

51:07

sense yeah uh when

51:09

eight-year-old britain asked why

51:11

should a store tell me what girl's

51:14

shirt or toy is the britain asked

51:16

that oh i don't believe you i've

51:18

seen eight-year-olds at toy stores and all they say is i want that

51:20

i want that i want that i want that why should the store

51:23

they make up a quote to make

51:25

it like to make the kids seem wise beyond their

51:27

years don't tell you that by the way they just

51:29

have shit there so you can go find it and

51:31

buy it they're not telling you i can't remember the

51:34

last time i've never i don't know that i can

51:36

never recall seeing boys toys girls toys no they do

51:38

but do they yeah they have all the pink shit

51:40

they have all the barbie shit in one aisle but

51:42

do they literally label it i mean they might i don't

51:45

think they i don't think they i don't think they

51:47

do i don't think they say literally like it might

51:50

boys toys girls toys it's literally

51:52

you go so that's your

51:55

problem if you're seeing those as boys

51:57

or girls toys go ahead let

51:59

the Let the let

52:01

the let the boy walk down the Barbie aisle if he

52:04

wants to fucking knock all the Whatever

52:06

else like what no like

52:09

that's nobody's telling you anything Yeah,

52:12

they don't have they're not like telling you to

52:14

wear six X's. They're just labeled So I really

52:16

have something in your size I really don't

52:18

think in many years that any

52:21

store that I have seen has

52:23

labeled things like boys toys girls

52:25

toys Maybe not we should all

52:27

have compassion for individuals experiencing gender

52:29

dysphoria Keller said in

52:31

a statement is the eight-year-old to perhaps

52:34

yeah There's an eight-year-old in charge of

52:36

the California family count the

52:38

California family council president John colors

52:41

He's 12 on Mackenzie's

52:45

said all of them just communicate

52:47

through their ken six All

52:50

of them just communicate through their kids Mm-hmm like

52:52

they're in charge of the parents council and all

52:54

they do is get up and say things that

52:56

their kids said Yeah, my kids said that we're

52:58

moving into a new type of World

53:03

yeah, we have to respect people's gender

53:05

dysphoria Keller said in

53:08

a statement but activists and state legislatures have

53:10

no right to

53:12

force retailers to espouse government approved

53:14

messages about Sexuality

53:16

and who cares? Yeah,

53:18

okay, I have the gender neutral fill

53:21

it with slinkies just more dumb. Yeah.

53:23

Yeah slinkies. They're silver,

53:25

right? What

53:28

do you what do you even put there? put

53:30

some WD-40

53:32

or something and I don't know

53:36

why don't you just? What

53:38

are the under neutral toy label it

53:41

doesn't there anything animals Anything

53:44

is a gender neutral toy. No Like

53:47

boys don't have a little fucking baby

53:49

doll some do now they don't some

53:51

do you talking about little boys don't

53:53

know Maybe to club each other with

53:55

it because the head makes that satisfying

53:57

clunk sound they're gonna play they can

54:00

Any kid can play with any toy they want

54:02

like why not? It's just a fucking it's gonna.

54:04

Tell you girls I'm gonna play with like Nerf

54:07

guns some do each other some do

54:09

lesbians maybe maybe maybe but what you

54:11

know boys Don't want to play with

54:14

like lesbians can still that lesbians most

54:16

of the time still identify as girls,

54:18

right? I guess

54:20

so you've never known a chick who hunted

54:23

No, they're all over the plane. I know anybody

54:25

not in this not in this state, but yeah,

54:27

fuck yeah well, they're not they're probably playing with

54:29

little baby dolls too and Practicing

54:33

gutting them. How do you feel

54:35

dress a deer you know like yeah? Yeah? Yeah,

54:37

okay? Maybe you get any

54:39

toy can be anybody's fucking it doesn't matter.

54:42

That's the thing It's all on whose eyes

54:44

you're looking at it through this whole thing

54:46

is stupid and pointless. Yeah I

54:49

agree with that Shit

54:52

I know girls who love dinosaurs and

54:54

fucking shit like that and what yeah

54:57

totally Boys domain. I

54:59

don't know who can't let these hoes. I don't

55:01

know guys boys who I

55:04

don't know too many boys who really well You

55:06

never seen a boy playing with an easy bake

55:08

oven set come on get out of here. Oh,

55:10

yeah No, it's only that shit totally who where?

55:14

Doesn't your uh does your nephew love to

55:16

bake he does actually we bought him a

55:18

rainbow bagel making there you go Yeah for

55:20

Christmas. Yeah, okay. You got me there. Okay?

55:23

This is Mark

55:25

Ruffalo uh-huh Saying

55:28

what does he say here gross? Magga

55:31

wants to paint everyone on these flights as

55:33

pedophiles except the one guy who smiles in

55:35

a group of young girls all Headed

55:37

to Epstein's fantasy island. Oh wow

55:41

How about that? Oh pretty good? Uh? My

55:44

bet is there's some decent Republicans left in America

55:46

that may think this is going too far And

55:49

then he has a he's linked Trump.

55:52

Does it say I'm hitting with a bunch

55:54

of girls. I'm guessing it's fake right yeah

55:56

That's AI okay. They're going Trump is not

55:59

there are no pictures of Trump sitting

56:01

with like five little girls. That's a little

56:03

bit too like. How

56:08

how do you possibly think this is

56:10

real? Yeah. Well, here's a picture of

56:13

Trump with five little girls on the

56:15

Lolita Express. Yeah. Here we go. Rape

56:17

Island. Yep. Explain this maggots. Oh,

56:20

yeah, that's the computer made that buddy.

56:22

Unbelievable. You play the

56:24

Incredible Hulk, right? You know computers that you're

56:26

not that you know, you know, you're not

56:28

a computer, right? You're not a computer. Right.

56:32

I mean, and then it's still up. So just leaves it

56:34

up. Yeah, because they it's like

56:37

well, this could have been real. That's what

56:39

they think. Well, this is obviously

56:41

AI but you know, but it could they had

56:43

this thing where if you could if you catch

56:45

somebody doing something wrong, they're wrong. They'll

56:47

go well, but it could have been true. Well, I

56:49

know so that's just I mean, it's the idea behind

56:51

it. That's that's what that's what we're saying. Like

56:54

no, you're not you got fucking duped. Right. Yeah.

56:56

Yep. You thought that there

56:58

existed a real picture of Trump with a

57:01

bunch of little girls going to a rape

57:03

Island. I'm sure that people bite immediately and

57:05

they don't like if I see that the

57:07

first thing I'm going to is I think

57:10

well, no, but I'm first

57:12

thing I will do is verify that it

57:14

you know what I mean like yeah, it's

57:16

right there. I strongly I would say that

57:18

has to be fake and then go yeah,

57:20

you know, well, well, well,

57:22

verification. It's like, you know, this is an AI

57:24

generated image. You see about bam bam bam. Everybody's

57:26

like, okay, exactly what I thought. I think that'll

57:28

be interesting about AI because even when

57:31

they know it's

57:33

AI, you'll still promote it as

57:35

being representative of what could be

57:37

real. Well, you know, it's not

57:39

even about like goofing catching

57:42

people out or goofing on people or

57:44

like tricking them into something. They know

57:46

it's fake and it's still satisfying

57:48

for them to see Trump with

57:50

a bunch of kids. He's about to.

57:52

Oh, I'm sure it's that I mean, yeah. I go.

57:55

Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good. I'm glad you're getting this

57:57

out there. Yeah, even though it's AI, right? I'm glad

57:59

you're getting this picture. out right but

58:01

you know we'll replace this with real

58:03

pictures once we get them once we

58:05

get them yeah I mean that's come

58:07

on like come on come

58:10

on why would this exist right

58:12

hey Trump oh yeah you're gonna rape all those kids a smile

58:14

from the girls too obviously

58:17

you know crowd around yeah that's

58:19

so funny that is so fucking

58:22

funny you could ever find kids that hot

58:24

right how you know that many it's

58:26

impossible you're lucky to get a five

58:28

or a six you know the

58:31

hot ones always got all kinds of protection around okay

58:37

airplane or a teacher conference what is

58:39

that about let's

58:47

see here teacher

58:49

conference these are the most popular topics

58:51

at the 20 oh it's 2019 that's

58:53

kind of old yeah yeah

58:56

I noticed that that old news stories pop up like

58:58

all the time and then people talk about them like

59:00

they're new and I'll go look at oh this is

59:02

from 2018 actually much worse that guy

59:05

yeah that guy is now dead but it's it's

59:07

funny how that stuff people see

59:09

people assume that things are current oh this

59:11

is it's like oh no no this already

59:13

made the rounds and

59:15

it wasn't it wasn't blood it didn't blow up then

59:17

yeah I don't care then cuz we weren't as fucking

59:19

crazy oh fuck and then we're

59:21

gonna get into fact I have a feeling we're gonna

59:24

have a long fat watch today you think so yeah

59:26

did you see this Harvard lady that resigned

59:29

no I did not plagiarism the

59:32

president of Harvard uh-huh

59:34

was this this lady

59:36

that's like the that old guy in

59:39

the Six Flags commercial yeah

59:41

you see that she

59:44

was she's president of all she

59:46

was yeah and she got caught

59:48

plagiarizing stuff I

59:52

mean I don't know are we talking about affirmative

59:54

action yet or is it just

59:57

gonna be is DEI and affirmative

59:59

action is gonna be this way. What did she, what

1:00:02

did she plagiarize? Everything,

1:00:06

really, as it turns out. Hmm. Yeah, all

1:00:08

her, all her retarded papers,

1:00:11

they get in, they get in college

1:00:13

and then they become PhDs

1:00:16

and these like social sciences things, I

1:00:18

think. Yeah. And then they just write

1:00:20

nonsense. Her name is Claudine Gay. Mm

1:00:22

hmm. I

1:00:25

don't know if she's gay. I feel like if she

1:00:27

was gay, she probably wouldn't have to resign. That's

1:00:30

too many. Well, do you think they're like, you

1:00:32

think they like, they're a bunch

1:00:34

of names before anybody ever like maybe met

1:00:36

her. It's like, hmm, potential presence like gay.

1:00:38

Okay. And then they, she showed up and

1:00:40

they saw her. They're like, yeah, you're in.

1:00:43

You're in. Oh wow. Check

1:00:45

and check. Check and no wig

1:00:47

at all. Whoa, that's very black.

1:00:49

All right. And you don't happen

1:00:52

to be gay, do you? Is

1:00:54

that just throwing it

1:00:56

out there? It's like, are

1:00:59

you actually gay? Oh my God, it's

1:01:01

the unicorn. This is the one we've been

1:01:03

waiting for. Yeah. Yeah. Plagiarism

1:01:07

charges down Harvard's president.

1:01:11

I mean, and it's obviously all true.

1:01:13

If it's like in this case, if

1:01:16

she's gone, right, what

1:01:18

do you mean? Well, it's all true. You just look at,

1:01:20

like, you can just look at everything. She was like, oh

1:01:22

yeah. Yeah. But I mean, there was no, you know, there

1:01:24

was no defending yet. There was no, it's funny

1:01:26

because I feel like she didn't have to step down.

1:01:28

Like who gives a shit? I mean, why

1:01:30

would Harvard care? Harvard doesn't give a fuck

1:01:33

about what anyone thinks, but they write just

1:01:35

a bunch of like, it's just a routinely

1:01:37

rank as the number one university on earth.

1:01:39

Yeah. But for what? Yeah. Well, it's just

1:01:41

shit. That's all of college. All of college

1:01:43

in the US is a political

1:01:46

science shit. That's just

1:01:48

milking. That's just charging

1:01:53

white people money and

1:01:57

disturbing like Influencing

1:02:00

influencing the very top

1:02:03

echelon of money to be more political

1:02:05

than it otherwise would like it's the

1:02:07

government enforcing DEI and

1:02:09

affirmative action and like ideological shit

1:02:13

To influence so these people all become

1:02:15

like lawyers and congressmen Policymakers

1:02:17

they all they all go become executives

1:02:19

at banks and run the entire world.

1:02:21

Yeah, like it's just an indoctrination I

1:02:24

mean, it's not even indoctrination. It's just

1:02:26

a it's just a pipeline. It's how the modern

1:02:29

It's the system. Yeah, right. It's so I don't

1:02:31

know why she had to resign like I mean

1:02:34

the point I don't know. We know your guys

1:02:36

are all the animals. Yeah, she'll do

1:02:38

and they'll put someone else who is Equally

1:02:40

bad but not a plagiarist, but but

1:02:42

there probably is how could you not

1:02:45

plagiarize this shit? Who even cares? Oh,

1:02:47

you gotta be better at it than this though.

1:02:49

That's probably what's offensive to Harvard. Oh, you think

1:02:52

so Yeah, it's the gotta be it's the number

1:02:54

one institution of learning, you know and like you

1:02:56

gotta miss tell a couple thing Like

1:02:59

too dumb not to just fucking you know

1:03:01

restate it and rearrange it a little bit.

1:03:04

Yeah Now

1:03:06

it's funny, you know like everyone else does like

1:03:09

everyone else does yeah, okay, let's do let's do

1:03:11

some comments I told people to call

1:03:13

in. Yeah, let me see if anybody's

1:03:15

on the blower. Oh, wow. There's a lot of

1:03:17

people Alright, who did I oh? Yeah,

1:03:21

oh, okay She

1:03:23

was anti is real that makes sense She's

1:03:27

pro-palestine That's why

1:03:29

she was fired is that what I mean they're

1:03:31

talking about plagiarism so Doesn't

1:03:35

it and she's the

1:03:38

donors have a real big problem with

1:03:40

the entire is real probably taking that

1:03:42

Well, I didn't know ideology that they

1:03:44

were hoping to foment in

1:03:46

higher education that's not what they

1:03:48

want moving into the higher echelons of of

1:03:52

Corporations and government is anything

1:03:54

remotely resembling anti-israeli Israeli sent

1:03:56

certainly didn't help the cause

1:03:59

yeah Okay, Cliff

1:04:01

Campbell did the art for the Shawn dance. That's

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exactly who I was gonna say to If

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you didn't get that all right on the John wants to call in

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what do you want on the John? I'm the John.

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on. We got all these demands. I

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know he must have something to say all right

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you a what the fuck don't post said Don't

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post that animation there you son of a bitch I

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of cam thing Hmm

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not muted on my side, dude Bro

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who's suppressed Unfucking

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right figure figure shit

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out Okay, Mark

1:05:19

van der Lu says armchair economist. Hey dick

1:05:21

I've never once heard of that Reiki shit

1:05:23

you mentioned weeks ago And now my wife

1:05:25

is gonna spend who knows how much on

1:05:27

it tonight. Wait, wait, wait, look it into

1:05:30

existence I'm a rage didn't

1:05:32

I bring it up. Did you bring

1:05:34

it up? Probably? Okay. Oh, there we go. Wow. It's

1:05:36

the niggler Look at that He's

1:05:40

uh, has he called in before? No, I

1:05:42

don't think so Just

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like the annoyed it is similar

1:05:46

to the annoyed. Okay So

1:05:50

You're below. Yeah. Hi. There

1:05:52

is look. Here's the Stanley cap. See

1:05:54

Sean. Look at all these women my

1:05:57

god They're going nuts. They're going

1:05:59

bonkers. I really I really thought it was gonna be

1:06:01

like a hockey trophy thermoses,

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like the pie in. Look at

1:06:05

this. What

1:06:07

do they put in those? What do you think they

1:06:09

put in those? I don't know. I don't

1:06:11

know why they have so many water

1:06:13

bottles. Like butterscotch pudding. Maybe. You

1:06:16

think they put in a nice 11 a.m.

1:06:18

pudding snack in there?

1:06:20

Go-gurt. Probably some go-gurt. Yeah.

1:06:24

Oh man, that was a big one. That

1:06:27

was a big one that just stampeded five.

1:06:30

They all scattered when the, you know, it was

1:06:32

the dominant female of the. Oh my God. God,

1:06:34

this is the who's who of women.

1:06:36

Like the water, this is like the watering trough out

1:06:38

in the wild. We got

1:06:40

one wearing scrubs. They

1:06:44

all have uggs. Look at this shit. I know.

1:06:47

Uggs, uggs. She's

1:06:52

got two or three crocs. Do

1:06:55

you think they realize, like

1:06:58

they get a certain size, women, and then they

1:07:00

change their walk a little bit. Have you noticed

1:07:03

that? Well, they have to. I mean, you like,

1:07:05

you know, physically, your legs, you've

1:07:07

got to walk more bowlegged, don't you? You have

1:07:09

to waddle more because. Yeah, it's

1:07:11

like your thighs will chafe. It's

1:07:13

like a nurse walk. That's what I always

1:07:16

call it. I don't know what a, watch

1:07:18

this, watch this. See

1:07:20

that, that one. Yep, yep. That is a,

1:07:22

oh my mouth's cut out. Hold on. There's

1:07:31

an actual nurse who's doing it. It's like

1:07:33

a nurse walk where they, they

1:07:35

walk with their ass so big. It's

1:07:38

like, it's doing all the walking. Yeah,

1:07:41

they go through a metamorphosis. Your ass takes

1:07:43

you for a walk. In

1:07:47

Soviet Russia. They go through a metamorphosis.

1:07:50

From like a young girl, a young

1:07:52

live girl to like a fat nurse,

1:07:54

like a fat Latina nurse where

1:07:57

the ass walks them. Okay, Negler, what do you

1:07:59

want? Um, I

1:08:03

kind of fucked up my entrance. I was gonna do

1:08:05

a bit. Okay, whatever. All right. Fine

1:08:10

bit oh in

1:08:12

names and fat and gay and The

1:08:17

number two most popular person on the

1:08:19

biggest problem in the universe podcast. Oh

1:08:24

You know, it's gonna be funny but

1:08:26

whatever I Mean

1:08:29

mess it up train wrecks are funny, too But

1:08:33

you're not not on one I guess probably would

1:08:35

have gone better on the biggest problem, but I don't

1:08:37

know Thanks. So I

1:08:39

I don't know. Sorry for the

1:08:41

ear rape earlier Have

1:08:45

a wasn't too loud No Okay.

1:08:48

Okay, Jack Jack Beyalodex

1:08:51

says I follow a podcast called giggly

1:08:53

squad and Their newsletter

1:08:55

had a list of their listeners New Year's

1:08:57

resolutions. Why do you follow a podcast called

1:08:59

giggly squad? No

1:09:02

accounting for taste what the hell they're

1:09:04

all women and it really gives a peek

1:09:06

into how their minds work Giggler's

1:09:09

New Year's resolutions the giggler niggler

1:09:12

any relation. Um Maybe

1:09:16

a distant cousin Someone

1:09:19

I want to avoid though the

1:09:21

giggler. Yeah Yeah

1:09:31

I'd move by women There's

1:09:34

Oscar Pessourias when you need you think he's

1:09:36

gonna kill like again, I mean he'll kill

1:09:39

his next girl He has license to at

1:09:41

this point. I mean, yeah She

1:09:43

kind of do not shut the bathroom door

1:09:45

if you're in his house even open. Yeah,

1:09:47

he'll think you know I'll take it somebody

1:09:50

else in there and just start firing

1:09:52

willy-nilly Does he come out of prison

1:09:54

and go like all right. I'm never gonna I'm never

1:09:57

gonna get That mad

1:09:59

at my wife He shot a gun

1:10:01

off in a restaurant. He did? Yeah.

1:10:04

Yeah. Yeah down like toward the floor or whatever

1:10:06

like while he was seated At a table. Yeah,

1:10:08

they're looking for you. Yeah, I think that's true.

1:10:10

Yeah. I mean he was reckless I guess somebody

1:10:12

Sam. Yeah, he pissed about his legs. Yeah, you

1:10:14

like Lieutenant Dan. No, he was just kind of

1:10:17

fucking He's wild with fucking guns Now

1:10:19

it now be reckless people like need to

1:10:21

try to wind him up, right?

1:10:23

Yeah. Yeah Yeah, kind of asking for it if

1:10:26

he's going around shooting everywhere. I guess. Oh, man,

1:10:28

there's a story I'm gonna go try to get

1:10:30

him to shoot a gun. Yeah, right. I know

1:10:32

I read that late runner. What's that blade? I

1:10:34

believe I believe that's accurate. Follows your blades. Yeah,

1:10:37

can I deburr your blades there, man?

1:10:39

Uh-huh. Whoa Blade now

1:10:41

are those the fancy blades right to try

1:10:43

to pick them up. Look I

1:10:45

got a bullseye on my shirt Oh,

1:10:48

doesn't that doesn't that make you mad? You

1:10:50

think he's gonna get into a spot where he gets

1:10:52

a new girlfriend or wife and he's all pissed off

1:10:56

And he's like mom and here I am again.

1:10:58

I'm ready to kill her. Yeah fuck prison work.

1:11:00

I Thought

1:11:02

these feelings were gone for good. No. Yeah,

1:11:05

right. Oh, he's like ah fuck

1:11:07

it. I'm just gonna look I mean, it's basically her

1:11:09

fault like how would she yeah? Yeah Wonder what he's

1:11:11

uh, wonder what he's gonna do like if he kind

1:11:14

of I mean I think he's probably gonna be treated

1:11:16

like a pariah like OJ and

1:11:18

event. Yeah, but everyone exactly

1:11:20

bill Cosby Yeah Everyone

1:11:24

secretly still likes them That

1:11:26

that's the real shame Everyone secretly

1:11:29

still likes him. Maybe OJ Bill

1:11:31

Cosby Blade Runner Yeah,

1:11:34

murdering the wife has nothing to

1:11:36

do with the running. No, we

1:11:38

don't get it. We all understand

1:11:40

Everyone gets it especially women, but

1:11:42

we have to pretend like right.

1:11:44

Oh, man I would never buy

1:11:46

a car that you or Perfume

1:11:49

or whatever never going to

1:11:52

hurt rent a car again

1:11:54

Okay, gigglers New Year's resolution certainly

1:11:56

I'm not using anything carbon fiber from

1:11:58

now on Could he

1:12:00

be the spokesman for a gun

1:12:02

company maybe? I don't think he

1:12:04

has a choice. Uh-hmm. When you

1:12:07

absolutely, positively have to kill your

1:12:09

girlfriend. That's... That's

1:12:11

so awesome. Has that ever happened to

1:12:13

you? Oscar, why don't you put your legs in

1:12:15

the closet like I told you a thousand times?

1:12:19

Did you let... You're leaving your

1:12:21

legs all around the room! Yeah, yeah. Ryan?

1:12:24

I'm tripping on them. I'm tripping all

1:12:26

over your legs! I'm gonna lose my legs! I don't

1:12:28

wanna have to need these things. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:30

You know that that's what she's complaining about. Yeah.

1:12:33

You leave stuff all over the place! This

1:12:35

thing, uh, you know... I just cleaned up down

1:12:38

here and you're leaving your legs around! I don't

1:12:40

know what to use, but look at the stopping

1:12:42

power even through a door, you know? Pretty good,

1:12:44

right? Pretty good, yeah. Ah, okay. The door probably

1:12:46

slowed it down, not at all, but... The Giggler's

1:12:49

New Year's resolutions. So this is the Giggly Squad's

1:12:51

Women's New Year's resolutions. Okay. Stop saying sorry. Stop

1:12:54

saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. You'd have

1:12:56

to start first. How

1:13:01

can you stop something that hasn't started, you

1:13:03

know? Like, stop pH drinking before it starts.

1:13:06

Somebody explain that to me. Sounds

1:13:09

tricky to me. Do

1:13:14

hip-hop yoga. What?

1:13:16

Hip-hop yoga? That's a New Year's resolution.

1:13:19

Yeah, I gotta get into hip-hop yoga.

1:13:22

Hip-hop-ot-omous yoga. How...

1:13:27

That's 90% of your job right there! Exactly

1:13:29

it is, yeah. Okay,

1:13:35

stop saying sorry. Get into hip-hop-ot-omous yoga.

1:13:37

What, what, Giggler? What were you gonna

1:13:39

say? Just go to regular yoga and

1:13:42

change the music. I don't... Like, what's

1:13:44

the difference? Hip-hop

1:13:47

yoga starts late. Be

1:13:51

nicer to women and meaner to men.

1:13:54

Oh, okay. Oh, more

1:13:56

mean to men? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

1:14:01

Say no to things without explaining why Yeah,

1:14:05

you know everybody could actually just can you

1:14:07

do that back out of your fucking parking

1:14:09

space? No. Yeah Yeah,

1:14:12

I don't need to explain why what

1:14:14

I'm doing in here. Yeah Eat

1:14:19

as many pasta shapes as possible Jesus

1:14:21

Christ what fucking child? Yeah Well, this

1:14:23

is like out of a like a

1:14:26

like a women's magazine, right? I

1:14:28

basically yeah, it's equal eat eat

1:14:31

eat Eat

1:14:38

and then eat eat you're gonna love it.

1:14:40

Yeah, she goes She rolls her

1:14:43

fat ass down the street and just eats at

1:14:45

Arby's all day Yeah, she falls

1:14:47

in love with a with a man at

1:14:49

the water burger read

1:14:52

a single book Read

1:14:55

a single That's a

1:14:57

you know realistic goals. I guess you know, I

1:15:00

mean not gonna happen but still one Yeah, as

1:15:02

opposed to like read a book a month, right?

1:15:04

Yeah book or

1:15:06

like enrich yourself like culturally Become

1:15:09

like more respectful of like knowledge and

1:15:12

like place in history and that's to

1:15:14

get you know That's abstract for most

1:15:16

people's brains. Well, especially Anybody

1:15:19

anybody who's vowing to read a single

1:15:21

book? Yeah Like that's not

1:15:23

the point of books that's not why they're Regarded

1:15:26

somebody else should get to choose the book.

1:15:28

Yeah how to kill yourself Oscar

1:15:33

Pistorius Biography I would

1:15:35

buy the shit out of that. Yeah, if he

1:15:37

just goes through the well, he has to write

1:15:39

a book, right? That's has it happened

1:15:41

yet. Yeah, talk about how she's abusive and stuff. Well,

1:15:43

I mean she's always making fun of his legs You

1:15:46

know, you're dick is basically like

1:15:49

your legs. Yeah weren't stumpy. Yeah All

1:15:54

right, it's kind of all he can do

1:15:56

is write a book right or

1:15:58

become a or go to Or go

1:16:00

to the other no, we don't think it's funny at

1:16:03

all. No, I think he's actually I think he's actually

1:16:05

not funny He's a huge ass From

1:16:09

what I've read about him years ago, you know, there's always

1:16:11

like yeah, he's he's not a Big

1:16:14

cheating. It's not a funny doesn't have a sense

1:16:16

of humor. Yeah a guy Find

1:16:19

out what a milligram is Wow,

1:16:23

this is out of like some like the magazine.

1:16:25

I know that's it. All right. What magazine would

1:16:27

would that be in? That's

1:16:29

okay to have I don't know down in

1:16:32

the neutral toy aisle in Target By

1:16:35

now what a mill you could have found out what

1:16:38

a milligram is in less time. Yeah, take you to

1:16:40

write that Yeah, you can do it right now. You

1:16:42

can also just learn what the prefix Millie means They

1:16:46

only know kilo Yeah

1:16:49

Giggle more worry

1:16:52

less. Oh, no. Does the giggler write

1:16:54

this? Throw

1:16:56

away jeans that don't fit man. I did that.

1:16:58

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Cuz my round was come

1:17:00

I was complaining about how many button

1:17:02

extenders I was using I'm like, this is no

1:17:04

life for me Yeah, so I threw them all

1:17:06

away. No, I bought all new shit on Amazon.

1:17:08

Yeah fucking amazing cool Do

1:17:11

it. Yeah, you're listening to this throw your old pants away.

1:17:13

I didn't want to but I did it give

1:17:16

them to If

1:17:18

they're 52 who needs pants, I before bleach

1:17:20

all of my logic logic Yeah, him up with

1:17:22

so many khakis and Dockers really? Yeah. Thank you.

1:17:24

Everybody in the audience 52 32 or something or

1:17:26

32 30. Yeah But

1:17:32

I made him I bought him a belt I'm like, well you need a

1:17:34

new belt too because I don't wear a belt I Said

1:17:36

you didn't work you're wearing a belt now. You need to

1:17:39

wear a belt. Yeah way too fat Yeah,

1:17:41

that's why your pants are getting all this fucking. That's a big belt

1:17:45

Yeah, I almost bought two So he

1:17:47

could like tie them together double rabbit I

1:17:51

still can't get over the like Usain Bolt comment

1:17:53

that he made. What did he say? He said

1:17:55

like well people tell me that I you know,

1:17:57

I could walk like Usain Bolt or or something

1:18:00

like that. You mean like a six foot

1:18:02

five, like 185 pound fucking gazelle who, you know? Oh

1:18:07

no, so what's your pay? You know, 52 30. That's

1:18:13

probably one of the most surprising things I've ever heard

1:18:15

on the show. It was, yeah. How about the fucking

1:18:17

kid? Oh, there's a new bonus episode. How about the

1:18:19

kid that called in about fucking his mom's friend? Oh

1:18:22

my God. I gotta have a

1:18:24

talk with that kid. Next time somebody asks you how old you are,

1:18:28

say 18. Right?

1:18:30

Yeah. Especially if you're on the radio on my show. Sure.

1:18:34

I'm 18. Thank good. Nick.

1:18:37

You're welcome. I just want to get that

1:18:39

out there. Focus on things that make

1:18:41

me happy, healthy, wealthy bitch. Only

1:18:45

sleep with guys who would care if I got

1:18:47

hit by a bus. So

1:18:50

long as you have standards. That

1:18:54

means. Is the bus okay? Yeah. Right?

1:18:58

Maybe that's why they don't care. Yeah. Well,

1:19:00

yeah. You know, I mean, hit by a meteor brand

1:19:03

new bus. If I know a guy

1:19:05

who I don't like and he gets hit by the

1:19:07

by a bus, I might feel it. I might still

1:19:09

feel a little bad. It's not. A

1:19:15

guy. Yeah. Yeah.

1:19:17

Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm

1:19:19

not a woman. It's probably going to work. Don't

1:19:22

throw up at brunch. What? Yeah. Wow.

1:19:25

That's right. What? Take

1:19:27

over the world and the best outfits I've

1:19:30

ever worn. Yeah. No,

1:19:32

lose some weight. Don't do that. Sleep

1:19:34

with someone from every country in the EU. What?

1:19:37

Wow. That's a lot. Who's

1:19:40

paying for that trip? The

1:19:42

Tinder swindler, Simon. Oh. Remember,

1:19:45

it's not that serious. Stop saying

1:19:47

fuck at my corporate job. Jesus

1:19:50

Christ. Nothing. No, no,

1:19:52

it's yeah. You guys are doing amazing. Wow. Good

1:19:55

job. WT Zane.

1:19:57

Hey, Dick. Just listening to the newest episode right now. And

1:19:59

I think you are. 100% correct about podcast fans

1:20:01

engaging on social media. I've been listening

1:20:03

since 2020 and I've never felt the

1:20:06

need to comment Yeah, you right. You shouldn't feel a need

1:20:08

to comment right what you're doing is perfect Love

1:20:11

the show. I can't wait for the bonus next week. How

1:20:14

did that bonus episode go? It's kind

1:20:16

of hard. It was weird. It's kind of hard to

1:20:18

like it's funnier to me now than it was at

1:20:20

the time Yeah, you were past.

1:20:23

Well, I was just a no and like

1:20:25

it disgusted. Yeah, like it's just You

1:20:28

know it he's just He's

1:20:31

he's probably always broken

1:20:33

but it just it's just magnified

1:20:35

over the over the

1:20:37

years and it's yeah, just his There

1:20:41

was more just overt Easily

1:20:44

provable lying the first installment we did. Oh,

1:20:46

yeah, cuz he's just a yeah, he's a

1:20:48

fucking liar This one is just

1:20:50

like I don't understand like jokes and

1:20:53

yeah Well that you guys are pedophiles

1:20:55

like no one's the dumbest fucking arguments

1:20:57

I'm sure they'll you know, I'm sure

1:20:59

he'll redeem himself with this next. Yeah,

1:21:01

I don't like the whole fucking Selena

1:21:03

thing just Why

1:21:06

doesn't he just create why doesn't he just call

1:21:08

himself fucking gondylocks? He's such

1:21:11

a fucking martyr. Yeah, he really is

1:21:15

Kavantas is once again Maddox his actions make

1:21:17

dicks patreon break twenty thousand dollars a month

1:21:19

Thank you everybody Some of this could have

1:21:21

been his if he had any brains and

1:21:23

that bald head of his PS It's

1:21:25

such a small thing. But why is Maddox so proud

1:21:27

of doing his own 3d modeling of his own name?

1:21:30

He's been evidently doing it for years and years

1:21:32

at this point. He's never produced anything you couldn't

1:21:34

get on Fiverr For under

1:21:37

five twenty dollars. I have a very rudimentary 3d

1:21:39

modeling skill set and he's never shown anything I

1:21:41

couldn't knock out in ten minutes. I don't know.

1:21:43

I don't know why he's so proud of his

1:21:45

shitty 3d rendering Yeah, there's some things are just

1:21:47

not always gonna be a mystery Jojo

1:21:49

says Maddox misrepresented the Japanese

1:21:51

child porn case great We

1:21:54

need to know the specifics of

1:21:57

Maddox claims that lolly porn is made

1:21:59

using reference photos of actual child born

1:22:01

and he cites a Japanese court case to move

1:22:03

the point That's not the case

1:22:05

at all the graphic designer was using photographs

1:22:07

of girls child models Taken back in the

1:22:10

80s to make computer

1:22:12

generated images indistinguishable

1:22:14

from real time Horn

1:22:18

he argued the guy argued

1:22:20

that because they were computer generated They

1:22:22

counted his art and because the girls

1:22:24

were all 18 now. It didn't violate

1:22:26

other Japanese laws What a

1:22:28

what a schemer, right? This is

1:22:30

the 20% of fudgers. I'm talking about Well,

1:22:34

I'm making you know, yeah 18

1:22:36

now though. All right, so what's the problem? Obviously,

1:22:39

you could take a picture of yourself as a child and

1:22:42

have it on your phone. That's not yeah So

1:22:45

what's the deal your honor? Japan

1:22:50

has laws against making porn based

1:22:52

on real children But his argument was

1:22:54

that since the girls had turned 18 they no longer fell

1:22:56

under that protection I Just

1:23:00

killa The

1:23:05

Japanese court specifically took issue with the realism

1:23:07

of these images the fact they looked like

1:23:09

actual child pornography and made the ruling Yeah,

1:23:11

okay Reset

1:23:15

the clock I'm

1:23:17

also really excited to see Sean's reaction to

1:23:19

this clip. So I clipped it for you.

1:23:21

Oh You

1:23:23

want to hear? Yeah, fuck it

1:23:26

addicts talking about sure. All right, let's see here

1:23:30

Let's see here you're gonna

1:23:32

get got finally Sean you enabler Have

1:23:35

you seen it? enough

1:23:38

We'll all watch it together. I wonder what

1:23:40

he's coming to knock is doing right now. What

1:23:42

do you think probably thinking? I should get on the show

1:23:45

probably sitting there saying American

1:23:48

America's cool and all but I wish there was

1:23:50

a I wish a man

1:23:52

could take me around and show me The

1:23:55

ways of the world ways of how

1:23:57

LA the real LA experience really take me

1:23:59

around the block right yeah take me

1:24:01

around the block I'm sick

1:24:03

of all these you know Japanese guys well

1:24:08

dick you are

1:24:11

so you'd know a guy

1:24:14

who's pretty big and porn

1:24:16

maybe you could I

1:24:18

don't know tap on that oh

1:24:20

man yeah that's kind of what I thought you know

1:24:22

use your contacts oh

1:24:24

god I'm 22 what yeah yeah I couldn't you

1:24:29

know and Adam 22 are pretty are thick as

1:24:31

thieves well you know via you know Vito pretty

1:24:33

well yeah I asked him to ask Adam 22

1:24:35

to write true however on the show

1:24:40

oh yeah the show shit

1:24:42

do this yeah the show okay

1:24:44

here is here's Maddox on Sean

1:24:47

I'm gonna switch over this

1:24:50

is a video yeah gotcha this

1:24:53

is last night yeah Ben

1:25:00

Chackelford for five days what was it like working

1:25:02

with Sean while he was on fanboy show so

1:25:05

that's an interesting question so boogie to

1:25:07

give you some context into what's going

1:25:09

on I basically made a two-hour 47

1:25:12

minute documentary about this whole ordeal and

1:25:14

I call him damn boy because he used to be

1:25:17

a fan of mine he's gonna be fan mail back

1:25:19

in the day became completely obsessed

1:25:21

with me and there were signs of his

1:25:23

obsession all along like he wrote a book

1:25:26

proposal where the first page of the book

1:25:28

proposal the entire page was about me

1:25:30

he called me a god he was gushing praises

1:25:32

about me the dude doesn't know what selling

1:25:35

you're selling it's an example of what

1:25:37

the book would be to other people

1:25:39

Maddox yeah it's for them

1:25:41

it's for your fans you imbecile for

1:25:43

years he's dating my ex he talks

1:25:46

about me every fucking day he made

1:25:48

a doll about me like

1:25:51

he arrested my neighbors my friends my

1:25:53

associates and journalists recently reached out

1:25:55

to me and within minutes he was harassing

1:25:57

her on blue sky of all places like

1:26:00

Tiny little blue guy. Did you

1:26:02

do something? Some stupid journalist said like,

1:26:04

wow, this is quite a video.

1:26:07

So I said, hey, I'll

1:26:09

turn him down a little bit. So

1:26:12

I said, hey, if you want to, I'm going to bump him down.

1:26:14

Okay. I said, hey, if you

1:26:17

want the whole story, like, ask

1:26:20

me. Yeah. Like, get my side for

1:26:22

your article. Yeah. She's writing a whole article

1:26:24

about cyberbullying. Okay. And if there's one thing

1:26:26

that's going to get, going

1:26:28

to capture the attention of people, it's a

1:26:30

46 year old loser

1:26:33

getting cyberbullied. Oh, you said

1:26:35

that. No, I didn't say that. But

1:26:37

you know, this is, I'm just speaking on to her,

1:26:40

to her bona fides as a journalist

1:26:42

and her having her finger on the

1:26:44

pulse, right? Usually cyberbullying is like hot

1:26:47

models, little girls, teenagers themselves, not 46

1:26:49

year old losers with

1:26:56

no money who have built a career on

1:26:58

making fun of people on the Internet. And

1:27:00

trying to ruin them. I'm trying to ruin

1:27:02

their lives. Yeah, that would be,

1:27:05

that would not be a compelling piece.

1:27:07

Yeah. Calling people's work, you know, impersonating,

1:27:09

you know, other people to try to

1:27:11

get people. Well, impersonating female journalists. Yeah.

1:27:14

Yeah. Okay. Here you go. Anyway,

1:27:17

so that's the context here. And someone's asking me, what

1:27:19

was it like working with Sean, the old audio engineer

1:27:22

that we used to have for the old podcast? There

1:27:24

was a moment, there was a while where when we

1:27:26

had our falling out, he worked

1:27:28

with both of our shows. The very

1:27:30

first day I was about to record

1:27:33

my first new podcast episodes with Sean,

1:27:35

because Sean was like a longtime college

1:27:37

body of fanboys. I went

1:27:39

to college. I've

1:27:42

known you since way before that, too. Oh,

1:27:45

shit. Just

1:27:53

for the record. Okay.

1:27:59

Noted. Thank you. I

1:28:02

was just ready to tell Sean, I'm like, hey man, we

1:28:05

got to go our separate ways. No hard feelings.

1:28:07

You've always been great to me. I don't think

1:28:09

that was going to happen. Before I said that

1:28:11

to him though, we're standing in my kitchen in

1:28:13

my old apartment in Hollywood. Here we go. Why

1:28:16

is he describing this like a relationship? Like

1:28:18

a man in a woman. Like he was just about

1:28:20

to break the news to me. And then before I

1:28:22

even said anything. I mean, I never you had me

1:28:24

at it. I never got that. I never got that

1:28:26

vibe that it was, you know, was easy.

1:28:30

You're getting fired. Yeah. Because

1:28:32

it was. He also he hadn't done the hand on

1:28:34

the rape list video yet or anything, right? Yeah,

1:28:37

it was totally normal. Yeah, it was just told the rape

1:28:39

list. It was everything was normal. Yeah. Okay,

1:28:42

here we go. Hey man,

1:28:44

I just want to let you know I'm 100% on your side on this stuff. Oh

1:28:48

wow. That is horrible. Oh yeah. I

1:28:50

don't agree with. Wait, that was before.

1:28:52

Yeah. You even recorded. He

1:28:54

said the very first episode. Yeah. No,

1:28:57

it's completely false. That

1:28:59

doesn't I don't talk talking about me

1:29:02

having sex with his or me dating his ex. That's

1:29:04

what you would say was horrible. Maybe. Wow.

1:29:09

I don't. Okay. I don't

1:29:11

talk. I don't talk like that. Like I can't imagine you saying, Hey

1:29:13

man, that was horrible. What he's done is horrible. What

1:29:15

are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:19

That's like his. Yeah. His

1:29:21

timeline is. Yeah. That's a

1:29:23

very weird thing to. That's a very weird

1:29:25

thing to say that I said at the before

1:29:27

we even he was just about to

1:29:29

let me down easy. But

1:29:32

then you said, yeah, I'm totally on your

1:29:34

side. Right. Totally.

1:29:37

But I really just, I

1:29:40

enjoyed doing podcasts and I enjoyed being

1:29:42

fun. Frankly, I enjoyed being a, I

1:29:45

really enjoyed being a smaller part of

1:29:47

them than really like I am now.

1:29:49

Like I'll be perfectly honest. I

1:29:52

would, I would love it. I

1:29:54

would love to just go back to fucking

1:29:56

not saying anything. Well, like, like you do

1:29:58

great on the biggest problem. Literally,

1:30:00

yes. I mean the new one. I

1:30:03

know. I've always said, and I've said

1:30:05

this to you off the air, the

1:30:07

way I say it, I love three

1:30:09

people shows. I

1:30:11

love it. Where two people are the dominant

1:30:13

personalities and I get to make easy jokes.

1:30:16

Well, I'll try to bring somebody in here. It's

1:30:19

difficult though. Yeah, I know. I

1:30:22

have a reputation now. By, you

1:30:24

know, just, yeah, I've become

1:30:27

more of a,

1:30:30

you know, I guess personality than I had

1:30:32

ever, you know, intended. Yeah. But

1:30:35

whatever. Okay, here he goes. That is

1:30:37

horrible. I don't agree with

1:30:39

it. I'd be really upset too. And

1:30:41

I'm on your side. I'm like, whoa,

1:30:44

okay. Change of course here. Having

1:30:47

said that though, I never

1:30:49

once pressured him to pick sides. I

1:30:51

never once pressured him to do or

1:30:53

say anything. I never asked him for

1:30:56

DME inside information or anything like

1:30:58

that. But Sean would always come

1:31:01

over and before we'd record, he would say

1:31:03

he genuinely had way more fun on my

1:31:05

podcast. That's true. He genuinely

1:31:07

said he was aggravated working with fanboy

1:31:09

and really annoyed. And he

1:31:11

just had a better time with me. And then there

1:31:13

was one episode, I think around Christmas, where

1:31:16

fanboy really came down on him and

1:31:18

was like, what? No, no, no. Well, he paying you

1:31:21

more. And the challenge like, no, which

1:31:23

by the way, is very damning. If somebody's not

1:31:25

paying you more and you're still working with him

1:31:27

because you like him, pressured him. He's

1:31:30

like, he's like, okay, then why the fuck are you waiting?

1:31:32

What was that? Around Christmas, not

1:31:35

me. We're going to really came

1:31:37

down on really saying, well,

1:31:39

is he paying you more? And the challenge like, no,

1:31:42

which by the way, is very damning. If somebody's not,

1:31:44

I don't think I've ever said anything like that. No.

1:31:48

He paying you more. You used to brag.

1:31:50

You said, oh, the highest pay you used

1:31:52

to brag. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. All the

1:31:54

time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,

1:31:56

joke on the show. Because like, because there

1:31:58

was no money. He wasn't making anything.

1:32:00

There was nothing to... Because

1:32:03

we got his sponsors removed. Because

1:32:05

we destroyed his sponsorships. No, I

1:32:07

mean, what I'm saying is the

1:32:09

difference... Nobody was making... I

1:32:12

wasn't getting paid anything to speak of on either

1:32:14

show. Yeah, yeah! Believe

1:32:17

me, I wasn't doing it for the money.

1:32:21

What a weird thing to say. Why

1:32:23

would it be around Christmas? I

1:32:25

don't know. I don't know why he... Because he picks

1:32:27

very odd specifics. Were you struggling

1:32:30

to give your family Christmas presents? I

1:32:33

would never waste money on Christmas presents for my

1:32:35

family. No, but he said the kitchen, and then

1:32:37

he said... The

1:32:40

gay bar. And then he

1:32:42

said around Christmas. I'm

1:32:45

sure he probably believes

1:32:47

that. That's so weird. I'll say

1:32:49

that he's... I

1:32:51

think I recall telling him

1:32:53

that the show was more fun, because it was light.

1:32:55

There was no... Yeah, I mean, it's obviously more fun.

1:32:57

It's obviously more fun. It's like you're poking the bean

1:32:59

nest. I mean, that's what you do. Since

1:33:02

I've known you, you've never been any different. No. You've

1:33:05

never been any different. It's obviously a more fun show. It's like

1:33:07

light topics. Because

1:33:09

you forget about it after. I go

1:33:11

there, I make stupid jokes. I shit

1:33:13

on him. No chance you're going to

1:33:15

get on an SS Nazi list on

1:33:17

that show. Exactly right.

1:33:21

Because I've never considered podcasts or this the real world.

1:33:27

I still don't. No, me either. I still

1:33:29

don't. Maybe to my detriment. Because

1:33:31

it could fuck me in some way. But I

1:33:33

like to think that the people, the contacts that

1:33:35

I have, the people that I know, actually know

1:33:37

me. Yeah. Okay. Here

1:33:40

we go. You like to think? You're still

1:33:42

working with him? Because you like him. So then you pressured

1:33:44

him. He's like, okay, then why the fuck are you working

1:33:46

with him? So then Sean made

1:33:48

up some excuse. That's not

1:33:51

how I pressure people. I don't pressure people direct...

1:33:53

I mean, I have not. But that

1:33:55

is definitely not how I do it. No, no, no.

1:33:57

That's pressure. Does he mean

1:33:59

on the air? He means off I think he's

1:34:01

saying off the air that I went to you and said

1:34:04

What is he paying you more? No,

1:34:06

that never happened. No, that never happened I and

1:34:08

that that's why I mean I took that to

1:34:10

mean I took that to mean on the

1:34:12

air But oh, I mean,

1:34:15

I don't know. Oh doesn't really matter. Let's see

1:34:17

ended up like You

1:34:20

know switching sides like going over and just

1:34:22

working with him exclusively because he's getting paid

1:34:24

more, you know He's a sellout. All right

1:34:27

wasn't anything a complete comeback like years

1:34:29

later. He started attacking me So because

1:34:31

you've had a bunch of bullshit. Well,

1:34:33

you put him on a website with an

1:34:35

SS logo Well, I talked about I talked

1:34:37

him before that but it's because in

1:34:39

fun of him though Well, not really

1:34:42

just calling out like prove approval lies.

1:34:44

Yeah, that's like a what laughing at

1:34:46

his show Why do you do why

1:34:48

do you why are you lying? Why

1:34:50

do you lie? Why do you need to lie? Yeah,

1:34:53

okay. There's this episode. There's a chapter

1:34:55

in my in my podcast where I mean

1:34:58

this this this documentary I did me

1:35:00

where they docked my home address live

1:35:03

on stage with Ben Grady You know Ben

1:35:05

pine from the Duncan drunken presence podcast. Yeah.

1:35:07

Yeah. Yeah that piece of shit Sean

1:35:10

Jacobson the audio engineer. We didn't do that

1:35:12

on stage and page to leave us Just

1:35:15

saying the scummiest people they're all sitting there while

1:35:18

my home address is being read on page This

1:35:20

is where we've come now this guy used to

1:35:23

be on my side and completely and I've never

1:35:25

done anything to these people All

1:35:31

of us are to see me in the end peach he

1:35:34

means you and peach and presumably Ben Yeah,

1:35:37

probably me too. Yeah You

1:35:40

were wondering who the Nazi sympathizer was last

1:35:42

night. I think that's supposed to be Ben.

1:35:44

Oh It is he's a

1:35:46

yeah Isn't

1:35:48

what happened on stage a bunch of words

1:35:50

that he When he

1:35:52

went on drunken peasants, those were words that were not allowed

1:35:54

to be said or like yeah I'm a mod list. Yeah,

1:35:57

he he We

1:36:00

removed the number part of his address. We

1:36:02

figured that out on stage. Only because

1:36:04

we knew his address. Well, he removed the

1:36:06

street name and just put the street

1:36:08

name and then put the number at the

1:36:11

end. So it just looked like

1:36:13

a random number. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just

1:36:15

a random name at the beginning. Exactly,

1:36:17

yeah, exactly. And people

1:36:19

only figured it out because everything

1:36:22

else was like rape, rape lit.

1:36:24

They were words that you would think would

1:36:26

not be, yeah, you would not want to

1:36:28

talk about. Well, there you go.

1:36:30

Yeah. Think about,

1:36:32

I don't know. I mean, he, I mean, yeah, I

1:36:36

don't know what he's like referencing

1:36:38

with most of that, but like

1:36:41

honestly thought. You don't remember Christmas time around the

1:36:44

kitchen campfire? You guys said that. No. You

1:36:47

had a heart to heart. Please save me. I'm

1:36:50

getting pressured. Saying,

1:36:53

what is he painting you more? Yeah. Why

1:36:55

are you wearing your mask? Yeah. I

1:36:58

did have a, You're

1:37:01

after you, new glove. Your ride's there, yeah. I

1:37:06

did start working on another show. It was like

1:37:08

one episode. It was like a written thing. And

1:37:11

I've never said this, and

1:37:14

I can't say with 100% certainty, but

1:37:17

I lost that show because of this show.

1:37:20

No. Yeah, and it was

1:37:22

not a big deal. It

1:37:25

was your on this show. Because

1:37:28

this woman who put this all together, she

1:37:30

was a pro. She had background in production,

1:37:32

all that kind of stuff. She was

1:37:34

cool as fuck. I mean, really

1:37:37

just, cool to shoot

1:37:39

the shit with. I was like, wow, this is gonna be great

1:37:41

to work with. And, I

1:37:45

mean, real easy where you're like, wow, this is

1:37:48

great. And, I

1:37:52

remember she struck me as the

1:37:54

type of person who would dot her I's

1:37:56

and cross her T's and obviously look up

1:37:58

anyone she's working with. Really? It

1:38:00

was like on this show, it was

1:38:03

around like maybe all the like maybe

1:38:05

around the Trump election time. Her

1:38:09

next emails to me were like a

1:38:11

totally different person. Like really super cold,

1:38:13

like super just like all business. And

1:38:15

it was like, just wrap up this.

1:38:17

And then like, you know, like she

1:38:19

did something about like, you know,

1:38:22

like it's just not gonna have the fun. Like, I'm

1:38:24

just gonna do it. There's not gonna, you know, you know,

1:38:26

thanks for the setup. But like, here's, wow. Here's

1:38:29

like, here's some cash like what I

1:38:31

owe you. Like I'm good, you know,

1:38:33

I'll contact you if you need, you

1:38:35

know, if I have any questions or

1:38:37

whatever. But it was like a totally

1:38:39

different person. Holy shit. Yeah. So

1:38:42

I was like, I was like, okay, I know, I

1:38:44

know what happened. Normally my

1:38:46

gut is right on that stuff. If I

1:38:48

think there's weirdness, there's definitely weirdness. Did they

1:38:50

keep going? The show? I

1:38:52

believe so. Yeah, they're still, I believe

1:38:55

so. That's too bad. Yeah. It

1:38:57

wasn't like a life changing opportunity. It

1:39:00

wasn't nothing like... I get kicked out of a lot

1:39:02

of Nazi stuff because I know you. That's

1:39:05

so, you know. Well, you know, and I'm sorry for that. Not

1:39:07

just you. The stakes are, the

1:39:09

stakes would be much higher for me now,

1:39:11

frankly. You know, I mean, as far as

1:39:13

like if somebody wanted to fuck with me,

1:39:16

you know, but like I honestly,

1:39:18

I don't think that I

1:39:21

really don't think people will... I don't think the show is

1:39:23

that bad. You know, I mean, I, you know, I mean,

1:39:26

I, you know, I mean, I, you know, I mean, I

1:39:28

mean, you know, there are, there are times where I go,

1:39:30

that's, you know, I mean, you can take, you can take

1:39:32

a section of this and it can look bad. Like bad.

1:39:34

Yeah. Like the whole... Not

1:39:36

the Oscar Pistorius stuff though. No, no, no. Everyone

1:39:39

agrees with that. Everything, exactly. But yeah, that's

1:39:41

the, that's the part that I've never brought

1:39:43

up because there isn't really any, any reason

1:39:45

for it, but that's, but just so that

1:39:47

the people are aware of the, of

1:39:49

the timeline. I think, I think there

1:39:51

was maybe a minority opinion that

1:39:53

like I made up that I had

1:39:56

something else to do. Oh

1:39:58

yeah. Like, no, people say that. Yeah, yeah,

1:40:00

yeah, where it was like oh, he just doesn't want to like

1:40:02

he just doesn't he wants an easy out to like it's Like

1:40:04

no, no, no, no there was there was another show and it

1:40:06

was a it was a lot of work I

1:40:09

mean it would have been a lot of work. Yeah Yeah, yeah

1:40:11

There's a lot of work to get things set up and going

1:40:13

and it was like yeah It was gonna be weekends and it

1:40:15

was gonna be and you know, there was a

1:40:19

Thing started to get that's when things

1:40:21

got really fucky too with him. So oh,

1:40:23

yeah, that's when like that's been lawsuit. Oh

1:40:26

No, no before the law the trade work

1:40:29

rate list stuff like that Things

1:40:31

started to get you started to you started to

1:40:34

get on him, you know really good at that

1:40:36

point, you know Yeah,

1:40:39

we had fun Okay,

1:40:41

I think these are two more questions About

1:40:45

the thing. Okay Advice

1:40:48

I accidentally befriended a hooker

1:40:50

and I need a sanity check. I'll

1:40:52

get to the point. I'm an acoustic

1:40:55

I think that means autistic an acoustic

1:40:58

a Few days

1:41:00

ago. I hired a hooker for

1:41:03

a Quick sloppy

1:41:06

toppy. She turned up a bit

1:41:08

on the heavier side But

1:41:11

Buck Lomond that I went along with

1:41:13

it. I paid her for 15 minutes being the first

1:41:15

time I had met her and all Man,

1:41:18

that's that can't feel good. How do you pay

1:41:20

her for 15 minutes? Can you actually break it

1:41:22

down? Like an hour minimum.

1:41:24

Yeah, you know, like you can't book our

1:41:26

studio for 15 minutes It's

1:41:29

a rough time. No much at all or

1:41:31

minimum. He doesn't say how much it was

1:41:33

Okay, cuz that could determine the quality of

1:41:36

a lady five bucks

1:41:38

and a cheeseburger for 15 minutes

1:41:41

After a quick chat we got to the bedroom.

1:41:43

Here's where I first felt something was off instead

1:41:45

of getting straight to business She let me

1:41:47

cuddle told me my time didn't start yet

1:41:51

I was reluctant at first but large tits

1:41:53

are large tits. Yeah, keep telling yourself Sounds

1:41:56

like a big growing good being

1:41:58

the supreme gentleman I am and wanting to the

1:42:00

free service for as long as I could, I

1:42:02

began fingering her and she came. Okay.

1:42:06

Now like you, I assumed she was

1:42:08

merely pretending, playing along to make me

1:42:11

come back for more. Still reluctant to

1:42:13

start the clock, I continued like this,

1:42:15

letting her climax over and over again? What

1:42:18

the fuck is... Oh,

1:42:20

you're paying for this? Um,

1:42:24

it wasn't until she got on top of me

1:42:26

and sat down on my dick, a service I

1:42:28

hadn't paid for, I started

1:42:30

to doubt my sanity. We fucked like animals

1:42:32

for the first one's free. Not even stopping

1:42:34

for a condom. Oh no.

1:42:36

Oh, afterwards we

1:42:38

just talked about nerd stuff, games, anime,

1:42:41

and porn. Uh, then it

1:42:43

was back to plowing her a few more times

1:42:45

until I was totally spent. Blew

1:42:47

me like a juiced up vacuum

1:42:49

too. Came harder than I had done

1:42:51

in years. I don't need to, you don't need to

1:42:53

put that part in. Yeah. Came harder than

1:42:55

I'm, just not, is that relevant to

1:42:58

the advice? Well, maybe because uh... Mindset?

1:43:00

Well, he's saying how good he, because he

1:43:02

wants to stay friends with her, I think,

1:43:04

or whatever, you know, like uh... He's got

1:43:07

a girlfriend now. They're dating. Oh he does.

1:43:09

Uh, oh yes, yes. This is your wife

1:43:11

now buddy. I had to break it to

1:43:13

you. She left without asking for more money,

1:43:16

gave me her private number. Like

1:43:20

not the back page number. And now we've

1:43:22

chatted since then. Too long didn't read, paid

1:43:24

a hooker in orgasms, and now she's my

1:43:26

friend. Is this normal for hookers? No. Did

1:43:28

I make a friend? Absolutely

1:43:30

not. Do you finger a lot of your friends

1:43:33

until they come and fuck them over

1:43:35

and over? Oh yeah, all the

1:43:37

time. Do you, Niggler? Is

1:43:39

that something you... Instead of a handshake,

1:43:41

I give them a hand

1:43:44

job. That's how I say

1:43:46

hello. Did I make a friend? Uh, that's

1:43:48

not what that word means. Don't say hello.

1:43:51

Did she really come? And he spelled Tom

1:43:53