Dirty Crime Boys #9-Joe is leaving our hometown in February… unless we get to a 100,000 plays- Our 12 listeners need to become a cult- How do you talk to a girl you like like?- We created a cult under the religion of Joe and Pat- Patrick’s

SMELL YA LATER (FEAT. JIMMY FALLON)

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 8m

Dirty Crime Boys #8Opening: Patrick talks about his very really girlfriend Tracey that lives in Georgia or NigeriaHow much money pat gives her, how they met, and why she enjoys feet picsWhat’s the dirtiest thing you did t

SPONGEBOB PORN (FEAT. JIMMY FALLON)

Oct 25th, 2020 54m 18s

Dirty Crime Boys #7Joeys world tour food reviews shout outJoeys only fans?Is zac Efron ted bundy?Mitt Romney—> Mormons—>Caffeine——> Soaking?The crime: Sleepover with Spongebob Porn?Bradley Stooper’s tragic past Jimmy Fallon

FUTON MORE LIKE PUKE-TON (FEAT. JIMMY FALLON)

Oct 14th, 2020 56m 52s

Dirty Crime boys #6Eminem is he good or does he just rap fast?Nick cannonQuick scat sessionSetting: St. Patrick’s day weekendRoad trip to a big collegeParty in the USA—-> Miley Cyrus———> why did she break up with that hemsworth

BOTTOMLESS LIES (FEAT. JIMMY FALLON)

Sep 15th, 2020 1h 13m

Dirty Crime Boys #5Tinder Game and finding wifeyMatching with LuciferWould the devil be too much in the bedJoe’s go to song when depressedThe crime: The Red Robin field tripAre the fries really bottomless? Pats battle with the

THE PARTY IN MY PANTS (FEATURING JIMMY FALLON)

Aug 18th, 2020 1h 1m

Dirty crime boys #4Soft Opening:Which cycle is the best (bicycle, tricycle, unicycle)Hozier talk (best song)Ejaculation with flaccid penis talk 4:20Wet dreams and not cranking itI fart at 10:45Difference between being stoner and having p

TOTAL LAKEHOUSE DRAMA (FEATURING JIMMY FALLON)

Aug 12th, 2020 1h 16m

Joe and Pat are talking:Dog and peanut butterDeadpool is actually Ryan ReynoldsClassic vine referencesTotal lake house dramaDifference between a party and kickbackIntroduction to Rock“Cognitive mind mapping”Did the boys get laid?The fe

CHUNKY MILK (FEATURING JIMMY FALLON)

Jul 14th, 2020 50m 15s

Joe and Pat are talking another classic crime. Who put the milk in the Spanish classroom? Like the last episode they go on many tangents that unveils pat might have been bullied in said class. Another classic episode for true crime fans.

WHO KILLED THE VIBE? (FEATURING JIMMY FALLON)

Jun 30th, 2020 1h 12m

In this episode Joe and Pat uncover the mystery that is as high school party (We have been to a lot of them I swear). In this party a crime is committed and they have to discover WHO POOPED ON THE WALL? Also, towards the end they call out al

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