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We're
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back. We're back. It's a distraction.
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I'm drew the trough. How you doing? Roth
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gets a World Cup female. I
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guess I do. I guess I'm little worried about
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whether or not it's going to come home. Well,
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I believe it can come back to the house.
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Yes. I am actually enjoying it. Like, I'm experiencing
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the full, you know, like,
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idiotic brain wipe between games.
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Like, I don't know these dudes and I don't know what they
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do. But when I'm watching them run around, I'm, like, outlook
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at him go. So that's that's good.
1:01
That's
1:01
most I can hope for. By someone's younger
1:04
son, he was home sick yesterday. while
1:07
I was watching Iran and in the US, and
1:09
when political scored his great goal or
1:11
he, you know, he sacrifices dick in balls for the
1:13
greater good of of America. I
1:16
I was like, I judged. I was like, whoa.
1:18
It was like, I do this during football games too,
1:21
and scared the ever loving shit out of them.
1:23
He was like, I was not ready for that. And
1:25
I was like, I was like, Bitch, you know what
1:27
you got got into. I'm watching sports.
1:29
You know the damn man. Sometimes
1:31
you gotta call your son, Bitch. I
1:33
didn't actually I did not come to some bitch.
1:36
So, wait, was he act this is I don't wanna
1:38
make you violate
1:39
your son's HIPAA rights. Was he
1:41
actually sick because it's a pretty slick move
1:43
to be like, I don't know if I can go to school today,
1:45
the day of the US men's national
1:47
team game that starts during the school day. No.
1:50
because this is the the son that doesn't give a fuck
1:52
about soccer, so he was actually sick.
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Speaking of sick. got pretty sick. guest.
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It's Tom Lay. Our inner chief defector.
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Hello,
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Tom Lay. Hello. Hello.
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Excited to be your sick and guest. for
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the day. That's damn. That signature Tom
2:07
lay, caffeinated energy that he brings
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credibly tight and sick. No. No.
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I get yelled at for this. It brought does it, we're
2:13
at the same energy level. That's
2:15
true. There we did an episode
2:17
together during one of the ones that Drew missed, and it
2:19
was just me and Tom muttering about baseball
2:21
-- Yeah. -- big rally. Yeah. I was, like, waited for
2:23
us to shut up. For sure, our strongest episode
2:26
ever. Right? I would bet I I think many
2:28
were saying this. it was like a low concert. Just
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very subtle.
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Like, it rocked. You didn't
2:33
hear someone getting a text. There is a
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We should talk seriously about the World
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Cup. Although not too seriously because
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Roth and I know Dick, thankfully Tom knows
2:46
a little bit more. Roth
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and
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Lay, really,
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Lay. The
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US men's national team is all to the knockout
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round of the whole cup. They advanced in
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the knockout stage only
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twice in their history. The first time they
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did so was in nineteen thirty
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when they made the semi finals. And that was the
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literal first World Cup. Only
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other time they did was in two thousand
3:08
two when they made it to the the
3:11
quarter finals.
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Can this team, Tom Lay,
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be
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the third US men's national team
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to
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actually win a game in the knockout round.
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Can they beat the Netherlands? Yes.
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Yeah. I don't I don't think I I think
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it's very much they will be
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the underdogs and not be favored
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for a lot of good reasons. But
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the Netherlands are
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a great team, but they haven't looked particularly
3:38
right at this world cup. Like, they've
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they've not been scoring
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a ton of goals or creating a ton of chances.
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And I don't know any other team like that.
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I really don't. Yeah. Well, that's
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the thing. Like, I I think there's
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no reason to believe we can't play as
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well against the Netherlands as we did against
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England.
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England is better. And
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you know, and then after that, it just
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comes down to, like, does some shit
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break our way this time, you know. Like,
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there's a lot of different permutations
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of that England game where we could have come out
4:11
winning. So it could happen. Like, I I
4:13
don't think there's any reason to go into it being,
4:15
like, there's no fucking point in watching this, whatever
4:17
we're gonna lose for nothing. It'll
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be a it'll be a competitive game. It'll definitely
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be good, I think. Can I
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ask an idiot's question about this? Yeah.
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So that as
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far as I can tell watching it, like, the
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team looks more like
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a proper World Cup
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soccer team than any team
4:36
USA team that I can remember or US men's
4:38
national team. It also seems
4:40
like the defense is
4:42
far more advanced than the offense.
4:44
Is, like, is there obviously, I'm assuming
4:46
that police that
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his balls will have been extracted from his
4:51
abdominal cavity in time for the
4:53
game on Saturday. Like,
4:56
how do you solve a problem like
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your team doesn't have guys who can score goals?
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Yeah. This is sort of a
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pretty
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common thing if
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you follow Club
5:07
soccer with any regularity, like,
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the process to becoming a good team
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the
5:13
starts, you know, with having
5:17
solid defense, coherent tactical
5:19
plan, like players who can actually execute
5:21
that tactical plan. And then the last
5:23
and hardest step is, like,
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consistently scoring goals. Like, that is
5:28
the thing that takes a team from
5:30
oh, these guys are pretty good. to, like,
5:32
this team rules and can kick anybody's ass
5:34
is you just need guys who
5:36
can score a lot of goals, which is why,
5:38
like, goal scoring players are the
5:40
most important and most expensive
5:42
in the world. And so, like, with
5:45
the US team in particular, it's
5:48
like our strikers are,
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you know, probably the weakest point
5:53
on the team. And this is just kind of how it's going
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to be. Like, that's not it's not a
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problem that can really be solved
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in the short or even, like, medium
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term. Like, tactically, like, I think that
6:04
the the way the team is set up the philosophy
6:06
they're playing with, the way that the players are
6:08
functioning in the system is all pretty much been,
6:10
like, a minus stuff.
6:14
you just need a a guy or
6:16
two out there who was better
6:18
at kicking the ball into the net when
6:20
the chances come to them. And we just don't
6:22
really have those guys which is Do you not
6:24
consider do you not consider a Christian public
6:26
one of those guys? Is he more of a of a Yeah.
6:28
I mean, he he is best as
6:30
a facilitator even in his
6:32
runs with Chelsea
6:34
and with Dortman when he was, like, doing
6:36
really well, he was never really known as,
6:38
like, a a leak full finisher, like a
6:40
guy who you can just sort of count on for a
6:42
goal every game. So, like, the goals
6:44
we're going to score, if we score it in
6:46
an Netherlands game, we'll probably look like
6:49
the one we got against Iran where it's
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like there's really good team move.
6:53
A lot of stuff happening and then it's
6:55
just like you've got a guy in the right place at the
6:57
right time. We don't have Right. You know, the striker
6:59
who's gonna get the ball up their
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feet, thirty yards, turn, like,
7:03
send a guy to the floor, and then, like, curl one
7:05
into the corner. Like, we just don't really have those
7:07
dudes. which is fine. Like,
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nobody has those dudes. Like, very few people
7:11
have those dudes. So this the way
7:13
the team is playing right now is, like, Yeah.
7:16
It's the same way a lot of teams
7:18
in Spain and England play
7:20
when they're sort of getting
7:22
themselves to a point where they feel
7:24
like they can be actually good and they just need,
7:27
like, those one or two more players who
7:29
can really provide, you know,
7:31
whatever you wanna call it, the finishing
7:33
point your clinical edge or whatever the whole,
7:35
you know, soccer competitors like to call
7:37
scoring goals? It's clinical
7:39
edge. That's a that's Yeah. They
7:41
like to talk about how you need to be
7:43
clinical in the final third or in
7:45
front of goal. So, like,
7:48
Like, and you it it's a dumpling say, but you
7:50
kinda get it, like, if you watch enough teams like
7:52
the US have been playing where they have the ball a lot and
7:54
the opponents have and they're doing a lot of passes.
7:56
and then make your cross and just, like, nothing happens.
7:59
You wanna get, oh, you gotta be more clinical in
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that situation. But you gotta make a better final
8:03
pass. Yeah. The across where nothing happens
8:05
is just fuck. It's not clinical. You have to be
8:07
more clinical? I will say that as a as a
8:09
soccer dumbass too that, like, that's been the part,
8:11
like, all of what you were saying was very lucid made a
8:13
lot of sense to me. Yeah.
8:14
But it's frustrating because it's like, you'll
8:16
see guys doing cool things, and then it's just
8:18
like, right up until the last moment. And then the
8:20
thing you have to hope for is that it bogs off someone's
8:22
head. Right. Like, maybe while they're not looking
8:25
and goes in the right direction because the rest of
8:27
it, it's like, everything
8:28
happens except for the last five months. Yeah. That
8:30
is that's very frustrating. That is what the experience of
8:32
watching a non a
8:34
good but non dominant soccer team just is like,
8:37
that's just it goes. You're just gonna be
8:39
frustrated because they do so much cool stuff
8:41
that makes sense and you're like, yes, they're really
8:43
flowing. And then they just, like,
8:45
can't do that final thing. And the teams that can't
8:47
do it, like, the cool stuff just lasts,
8:49
like, a beep or two longer. And then all of a sudden,
8:51
there's a wide open goal and a guy's just tapping
8:53
it in. Also,
8:54
you get primed for it by, like, you
8:56
know, like, by, like, John Strong or something like,
8:58
oh, I think it's been very good. Mhmm. But, like, you
9:00
know, when that cross comes, that crosses
9:02
it to the middle. And you're like,
9:04
oh oh, here it comes. And then it
9:06
just like then the ball just lands. Or like the
9:08
goalkeeper catches it and you're like, you fucking
9:11
asshole. Yeah. Like, don't how dare you
9:13
ring dumb soccer thing is something that's,
9:15
like, a bunch of really cool passes
9:17
happening nearish the net. Like,
9:19
I know that I can, like, start edging towards
9:21
the front of the, you know, couch pillow
9:23
there. And then a dude just booms the
9:25
ball directly into the air. Like, just
9:27
straight up at a cloud. And I
9:29
know that soccer is really hard, but there's a
9:31
war where I was like, I would simply not do that.
9:33
I would kick it at the net. Yeah. There was
9:35
a there was a game. It was either the Wales
9:37
game or the England game where Western Kenny
9:39
had too good had
9:42
the goal in his sights twice and fucking
9:44
skied the shit out of the ball. And that I
9:46
just wanted dive. The the thing I was trying to
9:48
tell myself in those situations when
9:50
that happens is that
9:51
the ball is moving a lot
9:53
faster than you think yeah, it looks
9:55
on television and the spaces are much
9:57
tighter than they look on television. So, like but,
9:59
like, like, I meant, Kenny, chance I know the
10:01
one you're talking about, he's just staying in of the
10:03
goal. ball comes to him. He just deflects it, like,
10:06
over, you know, the
10:07
top of the crossbar. And, like, on
10:10
TV, it looks like we how do you not put
10:12
that in the net? But and it's very
10:14
frustrating. But I just every time I see that, I'm
10:16
like, if
10:16
that ball was coming at me, I would've just
10:19
cried. Like, I would've even been able to, like, put
10:21
my foot on it. like, there's just no way that happens.
10:24
Audible peel of, like, no.
10:26
Yeah. From the pitch, you try to
10:28
trigger things. I got two I got two
10:30
more work up questions for you, Tom. The first one is
10:32
about our coach, Greg
10:33
Berholt. Greg. Yeah. I've been Greg.
10:36
Greg. Greg, two
10:38
g's. Is he good? I've heard a lot
10:41
complaining about his
10:42
substitutions, particularly his unwillingness to
10:44
play Giorina? ask
10:46
him making the right decisions or
10:48
not? I I think he's
10:50
been good in the world. Like, I think in the qualifications,
10:54
there was a lot of concern just in
10:56
his selections and
10:58
that he likes to start guys who play
11:00
in MLS and other bullshit,
11:03
not good leagues. so far in the World
11:05
Cup, I think his team selections have been really
11:07
good. The geo rayner thing is,
11:09
like, I
11:10
don't I'm not as fired up about
11:13
that. as a lot of other people
11:15
are just because
11:17
to me, like, what matters
11:20
for for soccer specifically for
11:22
your manager is less about, like, not
11:24
so much the in game stuff, but
11:26
how
11:26
they set up the the starting
11:29
eleven and, like, you watch them
11:31
play, is it clear that they've
11:33
got, like, a plan in place and
11:35
that the players on the field are capable of
11:37
executing that plan? And I I
11:39
think that's happened in every single
11:41
game so far. Like, I've
11:43
I've watched a lot of soccer games
11:45
for my shitty team that I like where
11:48
it's just, like, ninety minutes of their just not fucking
11:50
doing anything out there. And you can tell,
11:52
like, they don't have a technical, like,
11:54
philosophy of, like, how they wanna play
11:56
and the guy is trying to do it. If they do have one, they're just
11:59
incapable of doing
11:59
it. And US does not look like that.
12:02
I think I think in all three games,
12:05
for, you know, large portions, probably the
12:07
majority of the portions of them. They've
12:09
been
12:09
or at least looked like the better team on the
12:11
field. So once you
12:13
get that down, then I think it just
12:15
comes down to, like, okay, what's the
12:17
actual talent ceiling of the guys from the field?
12:19
And I think we've seen we've
12:21
hit, you know, what our ceiling
12:23
is, which is we can do a lot
12:25
of cool stuff and defend, but it's just
12:27
scoring goals is difficult. And, like, that's
12:29
not something he can really control. And
12:32
soccer is not really a game where you can just, like,
12:35
oh, I'll just throw you a ran on there and he'll go get
12:37
a goal. Like, it's it's just so dependent
12:39
on a lot of other things. So
12:41
I I've been happy with them.
12:43
Like, I think there are a lot of
12:45
other national teams that have looked a lot
12:47
worse with a lot better players. And
12:50
they just probably don't
12:52
have the as, you know, as
12:55
coherent as a system or whatever or guys who has
12:57
bought into it. So I I think he's been
12:59
good,
12:59
unhappy with him. I think
13:01
my only concern has been it was particularly
13:03
true in the back half of the Iran game.
13:06
where it seemed like we were playing to sit on a
13:08
lead. And, like, you
13:10
know, I know from American football, but
13:12
that's always
13:12
a recipe for disaster. Yeah. I know what
13:15
you know. prevents you from winning. It does prevent
13:17
you. Yeah. III
13:19
was similarly frustrated by that. I
13:22
my mild defense of the
13:24
way that game ended is that,
13:26
like, there are some
13:29
things about a soccer game that, like,
13:31
you just kinda can't prevent the
13:33
way that it goes sometimes. Like,
13:35
sometimes it's just the natural course of it.
13:37
Like, if you're the
13:39
better team and you get that first goal,
13:41
if you don't get the second
13:43
goal by, like, you know, the sixty fifth
13:45
or seventy eighth minute, just like the
13:47
natural flow
13:49
of the game, kind of just demands
13:51
that you would end up kind of
13:54
defending with your pants on fire for the last ten
13:56
minutes. And that sound I I realize it sounds kind of stupid
13:58
to say that. You're just like, well, just don't do that. Like,
14:00
keep playing the way you were playing. But
14:02
it's just like the demands
14:04
being made on each team as time
14:06
ticks down just
14:07
change when the score
14:10
stays one zero. And that kind of, like in
14:12
a lot of ways, you just kinda can't prevent that.
14:14
The way you prevent that is
14:16
by, like, being
14:17
good enough to score two goals in the first
14:19
half, which we almost were or
14:22
being good enough to score one, you know,
14:24
right at the start of the second half, which we almost did.
14:27
But once you don't do that, it's
14:29
like, to me,
14:29
it's not so much of a of
14:32
a referendum
14:32
on their performance if
14:35
the game ends the way it did. That's
14:37
just kinda how soccer games go in
14:39
those situations. I also
14:41
forget Roth because of the
14:43
temperature here and because
14:45
I'm watching these games are taking
14:47
place really at nighttime. in
14:50
in Qatar. I am
14:51
forgetting that they're playing on a field that is
14:53
as hot as the surface of fucking mercury.
14:56
Yeah. They're probably gonna wear out a little bit and have a tough
14:58
time scoring goals. Yeah. And I mean, Eunice
15:00
Musa, you could see at the end of that
15:02
game basically couldn't move.
15:04
And also, like, our subs fucking
15:07
suck. Like, every sub you put on for
15:09
the US team makes the team,
15:11
like, ten
15:11
percent worse just because Well,
15:14
aside from, like, Aronson and Reina, but, like,
15:16
anytime you put one of those NLS guys on, it's, like,
15:18
okay, we've gotten, like, significantly worse at
15:20
that spot, which I mean, I get that you
15:22
do it because guys are tired and you need fresh legs out
15:24
there, but those fresh legs also
15:27
kind of stink. So Correct.
15:29
So are attached are attached to some
15:31
some just booty ass socks. Yeah. Sometimes
15:34
it's like that. The is that I'm assuming that
15:36
that's more like that can be
15:38
said of all but, you know, whatever
15:40
three or four teams -- Yeah. -- field
15:42
probably. Yeah. That because that's the part
15:44
where I you know, again, so much of my
15:46
understanding of this is, like, filtered
15:48
through what I don't know. And I see
15:50
a lot of people complaining about substitutions
15:52
like on Twitter and stuff like that. And I always feel like
15:54
that has aspects
15:55
of that sort of like over
15:57
determined over performance that
15:59
American soccer fans will sometimes
16:01
do in spaces like that where they want to sort of
16:03
like signal that they're not
16:05
full of shit that they have this expertise. But the
16:07
way that that comes out is by, like,
16:09
complaining and saying that various people are, like,
16:11
trash -- Yes. -- nightmare, awfulness and
16:13
like Yeah. Yeah. And I you
16:15
know, another one, like, I should be,
16:17
like, calling out names here. It's just being, like,
16:19
that's you. I'm talking about you Scott.
16:21
But, like, there are, like,
16:23
obviously, limits to, you
16:25
know, like, what any team could do. It's
16:27
just hard to I mean, even that I, you
16:29
know, was in the work Slack
16:31
when they did kinda like
16:33
pack it in yesterday and try to prevent a
16:35
girlfriend. And it's like everybody explained to me
16:37
very clearly why they were doing that. it didn't make
16:39
it any more fun to watch. It's fucking
16:41
excruciating. I hated it. Yeah. I
16:43
think, yeah, it is excruciating. And I think it's just,
16:45
like, the only way that stuff
16:47
gets easier to watch. So if you just sort
16:49
of try to accept or remind yourself
16:51
that, like, in soccer specifically,
16:53
you're just, like, players are just way more at
16:55
the mercy of, like,
16:57
the flow of the game than in other
16:59
sports. Like, it's
17:01
just it just happens. Like, that's just kind of
17:03
how it goes. And,
17:06
like, you know, if he subs in
17:08
GRE and at the sixtieth minute, like, do we get
17:10
another goal and, you know, then it's over? Like, I
17:12
don't know. I I think that when
17:14
I when I personally complain about
17:16
some soccer asshole not making the right
17:18
subs, it's usually be because what you're
17:20
watching on the field, like, clearly isn't working.
17:23
You're like, guys can't,
17:25
you know, get a pass into the opponent
17:27
box to save their lives. Like,
17:29
why isn't there a different winger out
17:31
there? I haven't really feeling from watching us. Like,
17:33
everything that I've watched, I've been like,
17:35
yeah. They're they're doing what they want to
17:37
do, what they hope to do.
17:40
and the stuff that's gone wrong is, like,
17:42
that's just sort of how the game goes when you
17:44
don't, you know, finish it off
17:46
early. Well, as an American, I just
17:48
like to say to that idea. fuck
17:50
that. I think we should play tempo. That's
17:52
what we should. I was I
17:54
I was definitely yesterday, like,
17:57
you know, you know, between, like, Slack and, like, Twitter, I definitely
17:59
I saw a lot
18:00
of, you know, dissatisfaction with the
18:03
men's, you know, this sucks and
18:05
stuff. And I was like, they winning. They won.
18:07
Fuck off. Yeah. Like I was just happy
18:09
that they they won. Yeah. I wanna ask you,
18:11
though, if if they keep winning, And
18:13
it
18:13
really this is actually this goes beyond just the US
18:15
men's team. Do you
18:18
believe that
18:19
people will put a
18:21
spiritual asterisk on
18:23
this tournament because of the time you're
18:25
it's being played, because of the injuries, because
18:28
the heat because of the attrition that lot
18:30
of these nations have suffered, which has
18:32
reduced. I think I think it
18:34
objectively has
18:35
reduced the quality of play compared to other world
18:38
cup Tom. Yeah. I think it's I've had a tough
18:40
time figuring that out yet. Like,
18:42
I think we'll probably see
18:44
more of that as the tournament goes on,
18:46
and we'll see if, like, stamina
18:48
really becomes a problem for people.
18:50
I don't know though. I I feel
18:52
like this is actually something that will go in
18:54
the other direction where the the
18:57
domestic
18:57
seasons will end up with asterisk on them because these
18:59
guys are gonna come back all fucked up. Like
19:01
Going into the tournament actually isn't that different
19:03
from it. It was the summer because when it's a
19:05
summer tournament, like, your league season
19:07
ends in May. You get a little bit of a break
19:09
than you're doing World Cup by June.
19:12
So it's like that
19:14
level of freshness is sort of similar.
19:16
But, yeah, the the big problem here will be when these guys
19:19
come back, you
19:21
know, teams that are, like, entitled races
19:23
are gonna have guys who are injured or tired
19:25
or fucked up. And I think that's
19:28
where the asterisk will go. I mean, I don't
19:31
like, it's definitely gonna get
19:33
I don't know. I I think so far it's been
19:36
fine, but things could get a
19:38
little wonky as the games go on and
19:40
guys are getting more tired and
19:42
then, you
19:42
know yeah.
19:43
But I I think asterisk
19:45
wise, like, it'll reflect more on
19:47
the on the club seasons than than this
19:49
actual tournament. That's
19:51
interesting. thing. Alright. Let's let's take a break. We'll come right back
19:53
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We're back to Tom Lay, our editor
20:37
in chief of the sector. We talked about soccer.
20:39
Now we have to talk about
20:42
real football. Hell
20:45
yeah. Tom, do you
20:47
still, like, cheer
20:49
for the
20:49
Denver Bronco's and If
20:51
so, why? Okay. So when I saw this
20:54
segment on the Will Run Dany segment, I was very
20:56
excited because we finally get to
20:58
address out in
20:58
the open the fact that
21:01
We've
21:01
worked together for,
21:02
like, ten years in every single football
21:05
season. This comes up. We're like, hey, man. You
21:07
like the bronchos? I'm honestly well,
21:09
I don't like the Bracos. I have never
21:11
written for the Bracos. Never been a bracos.
21:13
Oh, it's been for Yeah.
21:15
But this is my favorite recurring bit that
21:17
we have with, like, the Rockets will do something
21:19
terrible. You'll be like, oh, Tom, look at your team.
21:21
I'm like, don't don't like them.
21:23
You're you're you're from Denver
21:26
though. I am from Denver, Denver. Denver. Denver.
21:28
Denver. You murder Trump in a Ramsey.
21:30
Yeah. You have all the local ties.
21:32
Like, I mean, I fear. I get why it happens. Like, I, you know, I
21:34
root for the nuggets, the Rockies, every other
21:36
Denver team. So, yeah, the
21:38
answer to your question is no.
21:40
I don't remember the Bronco's, which --
21:42
I got for that. -- yeah. Well, if previously in
21:44
my life that was a deadly
21:46
mistake because they were, like,
21:48
winning
21:48
the Super Bowl when I was, like, twelve.
21:51
Yeah. I did not get to join
21:53
in a lot of that fun. Had
21:55
you adopted some other team just out of it because you, like, like their
21:57
No. So I my
22:00
mother was
22:03
a Raiders fan. I think
22:05
to spite her own parents who were
22:07
Bronco's fans. And then so when she
22:09
was raising me and my brother, she
22:11
was like, you know, the
22:13
bronchos are clowns. And we were like, yeah.
22:16
And then and then, like, I be
22:18
I, like, I honestly ended up
22:20
being growing up as one of those really annoying
22:22
just, like, NFL fans.
22:24
Like, I I could have worn the
22:26
Roblow NFL hat. No.
22:28
I fucking love it. football. All
22:31
football is good. Yeah. But I had no no
22:33
team or rooting interest ever,
22:36
which suck because then I I, you know, wanted
22:38
to be a principled
22:40
young man. So when the bronchos were, like,
22:42
winning Super Bowls, I
22:44
was always like, now it's I'm not I'm not
22:46
happy about this. It's not for me. You
22:48
didn't hop on the band. I did not. I
22:50
never did once. And my kids at school
22:53
freaking out wearing their jerseys going on along about
22:55
what a great team we had. And I would just
22:57
be like, no. I don't agree with that. Like, I'm
22:59
I'm sure that only in this Gary
23:01
is very tough, but unfortunately, he is not mine right now.
23:03
Well, I wanted to use I still want to
23:05
use Bronco's chat to -- Yeah. We can talk about it.
23:07
-- ways. Yeah. Well, I wanted
23:10
to actually talk
23:11
about one and done coaches because I
23:13
think that Nathaniel
23:14
Hackett and
23:16
Lavi Smith are
23:16
our two best bets to be one and done --
23:18
Yeah. -- coaches in the NFL this year.
23:20
spirits disagree. I don't think you can get rid of
23:23
hacking. III kinda
23:25
don't know the learning so much. I kinda find
23:27
works. I kinda think they won't,
23:29
but, like, The the Raiders already said
23:31
they're keeping Josh McDaniel's, which is
23:33
hilarious. And with that that leaves, I
23:35
think, Lovey and and Hackett as the
23:37
primary coverage. But I just wanted to let you
23:39
guys know I wanted to do a
23:41
quick brief moment of remembering some won
23:43
and done coaches because it's a
23:45
great list of names. There have been twenty nine of
23:47
them in league history were fifteen of them in
23:49
this century alone. Are you ready for the
23:51
list or off? Oh my
23:52
god, dude. Like, more than anything. Alright. So
23:54
your your first one is
23:56
Marty Schottenheimer, which you don't think of as a one in
23:58
Dunkin' Coach. But, of course, the
23:59
Washington tenure was hired by Dan
24:01
Snyder who brought in Dion and brought
24:04
in Bruce Smith and all. I
24:06
just told shit and Jeff George just told shit show, and
24:08
he got canned after one season. Despite
24:10
starring o and five and then going eight and
24:12
eight, Your next
24:14
one Did they bring back Gibbs after
24:16
that? Was that, like, what? Like,
24:18
not resuscitating Joe Gibbs. I don't
24:20
think the Joe I don't think Jogib's two point o was
24:22
right after that. Like, right after that was, like, norve
24:25
or something like that. I can't Okay.
24:27
And then art Shell,
24:30
again, another sort of because he'd already coached
24:32
the Raiders in the past, like, in the
24:34
nineteen eighties or in the nineteen nineties. And then
24:36
Aldey was brought him back for one year
24:39
and then fired them again. And then that was
24:41
my favorite of these. I'm not gonna talk after all
24:43
of them, but the Shell one was so good because
24:45
it was, like, it was,
24:47
like, absolute terminal stage, Al
24:50
Davis, just, like, absolutely
24:52
feeling it and doing whatever. Yeah. Shell hadn't
24:54
coached in, like, fifteen years
24:56
I remember their offensive coordinator that they brought
24:58
back was, like, running ABNB -- Yeah.
25:00
-- in, like, the Pacific Northwest --
25:03
Yeah. -- young guy. That
25:05
was great. Ending in Carson Palmer and
25:07
Randy Moss and being like, you you look like this would
25:09
be something you'd enjoy. Right? because you've been making
25:12
eggs for tourists for five years. And
25:14
now, Larry, we get really into the the guy
25:16
the list of the list of the list of the guys. Next one is your
25:18
next one is Cam Cameron. Okay. It's all from one
25:20
to fifteen to got fit face. Then the
25:22
next one is Bobby Petrino, which is
25:25
like, you got Petrino and
25:27
you got ShotNimer. Those are two,
25:29
like, really just fantastic one and
25:31
done seasons. And another one is
25:33
is coming up down the list. We also have
25:35
Jimora junior -- Mhmm. -- with the
25:37
Seahawks. We
25:39
have Hugh Jackson with the Raiders, not with the Browns.
25:41
The Browns kept him for two seasons. So
25:43
that he could win a grand total of one
25:45
game in two seasons. Then
25:47
we're back in Retread Land. We have Mike
25:49
Malarti with the Jaguars in
25:52
twenty twelve.
25:52
He'd already coached, I believe, the Bills.
25:55
And then poor Rob Chodzinski --
25:57
Oh. -- got the gate after just one
25:59
year with the Browns in twenty
26:02
thirteen. and then the
26:04
immortal Jim Tomsula with the
26:06
niners. So the niners
26:08
in twenty fifteen and twenty sixteen, they had back
26:10
to back one in Dunkin'ko So they started with
26:12
Tom Sula, and then they had
26:14
Chip Kelly. Like, because
26:17
they were like, oh my god. Why I
26:19
forgot. Didn't they? like, oh, like, this
26:21
this disaster, this this
26:23
cold pulverizer guy that we
26:25
got. We better get the guy who urine
26:27
tested every every eagle and
26:29
got himself running out of town. And for banishing taco Tuesday, he'll
26:32
be great. He fucked up. Twenty
26:34
eighteen, the Cardinals hired Steve
26:37
Wilkes and then fired him right away
26:39
for Cliff Kingsbury who,
26:41
like, is now a provably worse coach
26:43
because Steve Wilkes is, like, winning
26:45
with a deal with Carolina
26:48
Panthers team. Yeah. And
26:50
he had he won a game in which Sam Arnold
26:52
not only started but rolled on his
26:55
belly into the end zone. Like
26:57
like a kid in gym class and, like,
26:59
second grade gym class doing a log That was a
27:01
good sign. He scored a touchdown that way for him. Things
27:03
happen. You know? Like, III some people were, like,
27:05
laughing at the island. I was, like, he just remembered he
27:07
wasn't no one had touched him to
27:09
go score. So I he did the right thing.
27:11
It was just funny to see, like, a big boy.
27:14
Like, just doing a long role during a
27:16
football game before someone blew whistle. You got
27:18
you got three more. You got three kitchens,
27:20
the Memorial Freddie Kitchens. And then, of course, last year, Gini.
27:23
Last year, it gifted us two. One was David
27:25
Culley who got chicken by the
27:27
Texans merely for doing his job.
27:29
and then Urban Meyer, who think probably is
27:32
it's either Urban or Bub Katrina who are
27:34
the most entertaining Theascos of these won and done.
27:36
Yes. I can't really decide which Tom.
27:39
I think urban is
27:41
more entertained. I don't know. Bobby Bobby's stuff
27:43
was like just a little more dark,
27:46
I guess. Urban is just more fun to laugh at.
27:48
I'm I'm struck by it seems to
27:50
be
27:50
like a trend
27:51
that's picked up recently.
27:54
Like, I mean, there just seem to be a lot more
27:56
of this now than in decades past.
27:58
And, like, I wonder
28:00
what that's about. Like, I I don't get the
28:02
sense that owners care that much more about winning now
28:04
than they did or there's just,
28:07
like, everybody wants the next
28:09
Sean McVey, I guess, and they're just,
28:11
like, super eager to get
28:13
rid of people and find that guy. I don't know. It's
28:15
usually marketing since one -- Yeah. -- is the
28:17
most confusing to me. because that's, like, if
28:19
they really fire Smith. You can't say that
28:21
Lavi Smith is doing a much worse job than
28:24
David Cooley. And I think David Cooley did a pretty
28:26
good job. Yeah. They're just, like, what are
28:28
they even in trying to do. would you know if the coach was
28:30
doing a bad job? Yeah. I guess maybe you give them
28:32
a wrong They just do it for because
28:34
then they get to make a cool Twitter
28:37
clip of boss reporting for
28:39
work or, like, you know, big man's first day
28:41
on the job and, like, Tracy, that's good marketing,
28:43
sales season tickets. If there wasn't Twitter,
28:45
all these coaches would not be fired. They'd all have their
28:47
jobs for at least three years. Rivers
28:50
Macoun, who writes for football outsiders, has
28:52
been I think
28:53
more or less against his will on
28:56
the Texan's beat this
28:58
season. And he's really done a good and thorough
29:00
job of how shitty
29:02
they are because they had Davis Mills quarterback.
29:04
They finally benched him this week, but like Davis
29:06
Mills is really fucking bad. And
29:09
lovey despite being lovable.
29:11
I didn't mean that as a pun. No.
29:13
No. It's like Has actually done a
29:15
worse job than Kelly did a year ago.
29:17
and ultimately all of it lies not at the feet
29:19
of Jack Easterbee, who's already phased
29:22
out of power, probably
29:24
as as far
29:24
away like as like a year, a year and a half
29:27
ago. But Nick Casario, who is
29:29
now, like, the undisputed general manager of
29:31
that team, and has just
29:33
been fucking terrible and has
29:35
been terrible despite the
29:37
fact that they
29:37
traded to Sean Watts in a way who
29:40
they will
29:40
play against this this weekend.
29:42
for a host of picks, but they
29:44
have absolutely nothing to show for it despite getting
29:46
all of those picks. So Yeah.
29:49
But they're they're just a classively badly
29:51
run football organization at the
29:53
top. You know, it's typical fish rots from the
29:55
head type bullshit. Yeah. And so you can also say,
29:57
I mean, like, Davis Mills is pretty bad.
29:59
He is also like, quite clearly,
30:02
not just the best quarterback on that
30:04
roster, but the most promising. I think his
30:06
backup is like Kyle Allen or someone. that. It's
30:08
like It was yeah. It was kinda those, like,
30:10
absolutely known quantities. It's
30:12
always there's I guess, it's it's part of being
30:14
the Texan's coach, but there is a lot of
30:16
I mean, probably also saw this on Rivers
30:18
Twitter accounts. I I followed him back from when
30:20
he wrote for us advice, and he's
30:22
always good. But he has to spend a
30:24
lot of time watching press conference says,
30:27
where Lovey Smith is expressing
30:30
not just tonally, but, like,
30:32
textually, where he's like, I don't know what
30:34
alright. sure we're gonna do it. We'll see what
30:36
Kyle gives us. That'll be neat for
30:38
everybody to do that. And it's
30:40
like everyone seems so unhappy. There's
30:42
nothing you can really do to
30:44
make anything better until those picks start
30:46
showing up if they are
30:48
actually worth, you know, playing.
30:51
Just like the there's
30:54
some purgatory NFL teams. I think the
30:56
Texans have always been different.
30:58
Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's the exceptions.
31:00
And they were, like, we're the Texans. You're, like, oh,
31:02
you're not real team. Like, whatever's going on
31:04
with the raiders is at least like it
31:06
started getting interesting now because it
31:08
seems like the Like,
31:10
it's like McDaniel's is there to shave
31:13
points. Like, if you
31:15
just gave the ball to Josh Jacobs, like,
31:17
thirty times a game, like, that would be kind of
31:19
annoying. He's gonna be and you don't wanna burn them
31:21
out, they just won't do that. And so,
31:23
like, the things that are working there, like,
31:25
Jacob's is great. If they throw to all the Davonte Adams,
31:27
he is great. And, yeah, like,
31:29
McDaniel's plan is just like, we need there's three
31:31
flea flickers per game. Question is where you
31:33
put them. Like, he's just doing the
31:35
fucking most all the
31:37
time. Yeah. It's it's
31:39
true. And the other thing that Rivers noted in
31:41
those lovely press conferences is how
31:44
clear it is from both lovely's sound
31:46
bites
31:46
and his body languages, that
31:48
the decisions he's making are not really
31:50
his, that he is being ordered.
31:52
Yeah. You know, you don't it's really it's
31:55
worked in baseball for, like, you know, the moneyball
31:57
a's and stuff when it's the GM
31:59
issuing orders
31:59
to basically the coaching staff.
32:02
But in
32:02
football, that's really just never that
32:04
good of an idea. Like, go look at
32:06
the cults. Like, you know, the cult started Sam
32:09
Ellinger because that's what Jim Mercé
32:11
wanted. That didn't work out all
32:13
that good. I
32:15
want a money ball if, like, you're
32:17
doing it with, like, the current royals.
32:19
Like, if you, like, get a
32:21
message from your boss, it's, like, hundred dozers your
32:23
lead off hit or you'd just be, like,
32:26
whatever. Alright. Sure. Like, that's what you think
32:28
is best. Well, so much of it is,
32:30
like, is
32:30
teams thinking, Okay.
32:32
Let's just do the money ball
32:34
thing. Like, they think that the the
32:36
process itself just magically works
32:39
where is, like, the reason the a is succeeded with that
32:41
was because I a genuinely smart
32:43
man in that position doing the money
32:46
ball shit. you have just any asshole
32:48
doing? You're a fucking dime store preacher doing it with
32:50
Jack Easterbee? That's like a fucking
32:52
work. I do this all the time. It's the
32:54
one Simpsons metaphor that I think pumped to
32:56
death the most vigorously, but I'm gonna do it
32:58
again one last time, which
33:00
is during the robot parade at Itchy and
33:02
scratchyland, there's a moment
33:04
where Marj's complaining about how dangerous it looks.
33:06
And someone from the park goes, no, these are very
33:08
sophisticated robots. And one of them just takes the top
33:10
of its head off and you can see the
33:12
circuitry inside. and, you know, March
33:14
says to Homer you see Homer, all
33:16
that stuff in there? That's why your robot didn't
33:18
work. And to
33:20
me, there's, like, everybody has been
33:22
building homer Simpson robots at in
33:25
this mode in sports everywhere where you
33:27
just build the outside of it and then you expect it to,
33:29
like, come to life and make you a sandwich. And
33:31
that's not how it fucking works. Do you like you
33:33
need a lot of stuff in there? That's like when
33:35
I was a kid and I want
33:37
to smoke a cigarette So I
33:39
rolled up a piece of paper, just a piece of paper. And I lit
33:41
it on fire and I smoked it because
33:43
that's what I thought a cigarette and fudge. Yeah.
33:46
That is probably nice. Almost burned
33:48
my fingers. I was like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's whoa.
33:51
That's cool. That's like that's what most people are like
33:53
when you see him smoking. Like, if you see Barry vaping,
33:55
he's making that sound the whole time.
33:58
I got okay. I
33:59
wanna talk about one more football thing.
34:02
Before we get on to
34:02
more serious matters with Tom Lai.
34:06
because
34:06
Odell Beckman is still a free agent
34:08
and is still recuperating from
34:10
a tornado. He suffered in the Super
34:13
Bowl. And from I assumed just being blind drunk
34:15
on airplane and and making a scene that they wouldn't
34:18
That was a warm one. Right? That
34:20
was weird. but he's still being courted particularly by the cowboys who so
34:22
horny for him. Like, they've talked so openly
34:24
about acquiring Odell that I really don't think
34:26
it's gonna happen now. It's just one of the things
34:30
we're you know, you the two of you, like,
34:31
we always know that, like, there's only so
34:34
so much smoke to the fire. Like like when
34:36
people talk about these deals endlessly and they
34:38
don't get secute it, like, then
34:40
they don't happen. But -- Yeah. --
34:41
I just wanted to say
34:44
that the cowboys are still so hot
34:46
and heavy for Rodell. but they were more
34:48
than willing to to
34:50
overlook the airplane
34:50
incident. And I just wanna read the
34:52
Jerry Jones quote about it. because
34:55
he
34:55
said, his overall team
34:58
compatibility, his judgement, his behavior is not an
35:00
issue with him. It is with many. It
35:02
isn't with him. So I just thought that was
35:04
I'd love it when Jerry The the response
35:06
from everybody about that plane thing
35:08
was so weird because when I
35:10
first saw it, I was like,
35:13
he
35:13
probably took a sleeping pill because he wanted to be
35:15
knocked out on the plane and then, you know,
35:17
you can be very delirious when someone tries
35:19
to wake you up and, like, whatever, no big
35:21
deal. was expecting his statement to be like,
35:24
yeah. Sorry, guys. I took a sleeping pill and I
35:26
was I was zooted. But then his statement
35:28
was like, from his agent was
35:30
like, oh, Dell Beckham did nothing
35:32
wrong. He was simply trying to rest his eyes
35:34
and the combative flight attendant made an
35:36
issue of the situation. he was not on any
35:38
substance. Like, blah blah blah. And I was like,
35:40
dude, like, just just say, like --
35:42
Yeah. -- take the easy way out. Like, what the fuck you
35:44
doing? And then Jerry Jones doing that
35:46
too. Like, don't know. He needs, like, better PR people because if any of them had any idea
35:48
what they're doing, like, yeah. Say he took an ambulance. He
35:50
wanted to sleep on the flight. Like, no big deal. But they
35:52
were like, no. He was stone cold sober.
35:54
Totally awake. find a dentist is
35:56
causing a problem. It's like, well, clearly not. I
35:58
love that. That is such a classic
36:00
bit of, like, also, I guess, if
36:02
you're, like, ODO BECOM's attorney. You've gotten to spend some time on
36:04
time. But you have to be thinking at some level,
36:06
like, this is my time to shine. Like, this
36:08
is, like, it's
36:10
star time. And so, like, the answer
36:12
to that question very obviously. It's like you don't
36:14
need to be like he was thinking about football
36:16
so hard that he was unresponsive
36:18
when contacted by flight stuff because he
36:20
wants to win that much. Yeah. Like,
36:22
you could be normal for, like, ten
36:24
seconds, and this isn't a problem. There is a money
36:26
turn a phrase from that attorney who said that
36:28
who blamed the incident on and
36:30
this is from the article. It was quote,
36:32
an overzealous flight assessment,
36:35
which -- Like, I also, my opinion is
36:38
that flight attendants can do whatever the fuck they want
36:40
because they're job they have nightmare jobs. Like,
36:42
you deal with so many
36:44
awful people. on a flight every
36:46
day. So honestly, even if a little bit of them
36:48
was just, like, a little sleepy and was, like,
36:50
kind of, rude, fine, fuck it. Like, I'm
36:52
on the flight attendant side. You can be as
36:54
shitty as you want. Yeah. Like, do you
36:56
have any idea how many, like,
36:58
evil drunks
36:58
they've already encountered? Like,
37:00
even on morning flights. Like, just about,
37:02
like, the worst realtor in some
37:04
town had five drinks and got on a plane with that flight. Their
37:07
job is literally being sealed inside
37:09
of a tin can with
37:12
no escape.
37:13
with the most chaotic and evil
37:15
drunk people on earth for five hours at
37:17
a time. Like, there's a tough You
37:19
can't feel more sympathy
37:22
for anybody. you have to extend the benefit of the doubt and that scenario because I feel like
37:24
as with a lot of these things, like, I always feel
37:26
this way when you see, like, chuds
37:28
talking about teachers and they're
37:30
like, yeah, they're trying to indoctrinate their kids and it's like,
37:32
no, man. They're in a room with, like, fucking
37:34
twenty five sentences. Would
37:36
you change would you trade places with them? Yeah. Do you think that you'd do
37:38
better? This is
37:40
fucking crazy. It's embarrassing. Also,
37:43
you know, also there's also the pandemic when they
37:45
had to deal with, like, oh, yeah, none of
37:48
you ever knew when you everyone one
37:50
passenger was gonna be like, America, they got because
37:52
they want to fly. because they were like, please
37:54
just please put your mask over your nose. Like,
37:56
make sure it's not gonna happen. can you
37:58
inconvenience yourself for seventy five
37:59
minutes. Can you do that? And
38:02
everybody's absolutely not. Yeah. I'm an
38:04
American. Just a white asshole and first thoughts be like, this
38:06
is worse than slavery. Just like chill the
38:08
fuck out again. funny.
38:10
But, Tom, we we are
38:12
having you on because well, we
38:14
wanna talk about sports because we're a sports we're
38:16
talking sports. We sports talk about the website
38:19
itself, which is defector. And this
38:21
will post by the time the
38:23
calendar has turned to December, which means we
38:25
will have completed We
38:27
already have completed two years of our existence.
38:30
Mhmm. Are we solvent? We
38:32
we're okay. Right? Right. Yes. The live.
38:34
The state of our union is strong.
38:37
So do I have to come
38:39
in tomorrow? Yeah. Yes. Alright. I will
38:41
do. Alright. Good. Yeah. We're
38:44
we're solvent. We got we got money in
38:46
the bank. baby were sending payroll out, you know,
38:48
paying freelancers, putting stuff
38:50
on-site. So, yeah, we
38:52
we are not going out
38:54
of business.
38:55
anytime soon. It seems that, you know,
38:58
what work can you ask for in this day and age
39:00
than than staying in business?
39:02
Honestly, it's true. Like, I And I
39:04
told Roth this privately that I
39:07
sometimes, you know, like like, when
39:09
we
39:09
started the website, we were all very excited
39:11
and all that stuff and then sell
39:13
them to being a regular job because that's what we wanted. Right? We wanted to have jobs and we
39:15
we made jobs for ourselves. And so
39:18
sometimes I take
39:20
for granted And
39:22
this sounds very grandiose, but I I take for
39:24
granted what we've managed to
39:26
accomplish.
39:27
Mhmm. And then, like, I'll
39:29
get stoned on a Friday night and I'll be
39:31
like, this fucking and then I'll put time in the
39:33
slack and be like, I love you guys. And then,
39:35
like, someone will be like, I can't
39:37
find Taylor Swift tickets. No. You're using
39:40
the point, man. No.
39:42
I I feel the same way. Like, I will
39:44
now that, like, You're right. It is a job now, and
39:46
we're, you know, more than two years into this now.
39:48
So I will find myself, you know, on, like,
39:51
a Tuesday night being, like, fucking
39:53
gotta do my stupid fucking
39:55
ass job tomorrow. I get I get
39:57
a lot of goddamn work. Like, this is
39:59
fucking stupid. Why does anybody do this? And then, like, I
40:01
think about it, like, five minutes. And I'm like, well, okay. It's pretty
40:03
nice. Okay. I guess I guess I got a pretty good deal going
40:06
on here. That is the
40:08
absolute state
40:10
of my I mean, that's the way it
40:12
has been everywhere that I've ever like, I've
40:14
been lucky. You know, like, I got staff jobs
40:16
even before we, like, created our own -- Yeah. -- like, an
40:18
actual workplace that the
40:19
first time I've really been in a workplace that
40:21
was functional where I wasn't worried about getting
40:23
laid off because some guy three
40:26
floors above me got board and was, like, yeah, I think
40:28
we're, like, just gonna be skateboarding videos now.
40:30
Sorry. You are fired. That, like and
40:33
yet, there's still the
40:33
part of me that I just I
40:35
any job, I'm gonna be kind of resent I think I think that's
40:38
healthier though. They do I think it's good
40:40
to understand that, like, jobs
40:42
are still jobs. Like, you know, even passion
40:44
projects like this, like, I think it's good
40:46
for your work life balance too. At least a little bit,
40:48
be like, I don't wanna fucking wake up tomorrow. I'm
40:50
gonna stupid
40:52
ass work. Yeah.
40:54
It would be weirder if somehow, like, what happened? Like, whenever that you
40:56
lift the vampire's curse of sometimes
40:58
being in the bathroom at the same time
41:01
Jim Spanfeller and all of us discover that we
41:03
have a completely untroubled relationship with working
41:05
for people. Like, as soon as he's not
41:07
there, we're just showing up
41:09
every day. Yeah. joining us and hopping in a circle. Yeah. Well, as I
41:11
said, I'm I'm so used to working for dysfunctional
41:14
conglomerates that when I finally work
41:16
for one that, like, works the way it's
41:18
supposed to,
41:20
I can't
41:20
accept that. So, like, my brain is, like, I should
41:23
find something to be dissatisfied
41:25
with that. I'm not happy.
41:28
Yeah. I definitely do that. Where and
41:30
then I'm like, why am I fucking worrying about it? Like,
41:32
I don't care. Like, whatever the day.
41:35
Well, I think I've talked to you both about this,
41:37
but I had this is a a weird, you know, like,
41:39
I have my my ups and downs mood wise
41:41
just because that's how my brain works.
41:43
But I noticed I think a
41:45
little before the second year
41:48
anniversary of defector that
41:50
it was like somewhere in that, like, eighteen month
41:52
period. that I started experiencing,
41:54
like, I was I wasn't sleeping
41:56
well, I was anxious, kinda grumpy, whatever.
41:58
And I think that it was my like,
42:01
that my body after all of these and staff
42:03
jobs that I've had, all of which I've had the same period of time, which
42:05
was like a year and a half plus one
42:07
month. That's how long it takes to get cycled
42:09
out of a gig. when
42:12
your owner gets bored. I think that I was
42:14
having, like, a sympathetic reaction to
42:16
it. It's like the way that you might struggle waking
42:18
up in the morning after daylight savings time
42:20
-- Right. -- something in my
42:23
body was just kind of like time for you to get fucking fucked
42:26
up. And that's
42:28
not right. it was I so
42:30
that was, like, coming out of that and then just,
42:32
again, having to be, like, yeah, I guess, I'm going back to
42:34
work was, you know -- Yeah. -- beyond, like, it
42:36
wasn't there was no bittersweet element to it. It was
42:38
just funny that I've evolved to
42:40
-- Yeah. -- get upset and let's on
42:42
this. This is like This is gonna sound really dumb because
42:44
it was one of the worst movies released
42:48
recently, but I was thinking about it, so I watched that awful, Supreme Court,
42:50
many things of Newark. The only part that
42:52
I liked a very bad movie, but the only part I
42:54
liked about
42:56
it was Raley out as prison the guy who's in
42:58
prison, who's just, like, a
43:00
former mobster who's just, like, zanning
43:02
into Buddhism. And he's
43:04
just, like,
43:04
right yeah, I just don't want
43:06
stuff. I I'm really
43:08
happier in prison because I just, like, I
43:10
don't
43:10
want anything. And I try to I try to
43:12
be, like, really out of prison sometimes. So I'm
43:15
just like, yeah. This is fine. You don't have to want too
43:16
much more than this. Like, you know So
43:18
really, Adi says Buddhist shit
43:20
that movie, I would just watch it. It's actually he
43:23
plays twin brothers in that movie. The
43:25
ninefold path characters. Yeah. He plays twin brothers in that movie.
43:27
One of them is a psycho. One of them
43:29
is cool. like, dies early, and then realy
43:31
on his back playing his twin brother. And
43:33
he does like, he it's pretty good. You know, he did
43:35
the he did the very good
43:38
lines. It the wanting that gets you. It's the wanting. And you just
43:40
kinda know that. You'll
43:41
be a a very high
43:43
performing gangster in New Jersey or
43:46
b --
43:48
Yep. a very satisfied and happy sports blogger.
43:50
Yeah. It's beautiful. Only I had
43:52
known that enlightenment
43:52
was as simple as Yeah. You should check
43:55
that. Maybe that explain it. desire
43:58
is poison It's amazing how quickly that movie just
43:59
got immediately wiped off the cultural
44:02
radars. Even though it was a sopranos
44:04
movie, like, it was that
44:06
much of a fucking mess that people were
44:08
like, hey, no. I really couldn't believe
44:10
how bad it was. I I waited, like, a
44:12
year to watch it because I was like, well, everybody said this is
44:14
bad, so I finally did like, you can't be that bad.
44:16
Right? Terrible. Terrible movie.
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Yeah. Or a hat. Tom, do you all remember a
44:58
guy? Yes. Well, good.
45:00
Because in honor of your Bronco fandom that
45:02
doesn't actually
45:04
exist, I I picked it in
45:06
advance. I picked Maurice Claret because
45:08
-- Oh. -- not like
45:10
not to mock Maurice Claret because he's been
45:12
through enough already. He actually he
45:14
was He
45:14
was profiled on ESPN for college game day a week ago about
45:16
his time in prison
45:17
and about an Ohio prison program for
45:19
rehabilitation and he's gone back to
45:21
campus and, like, he's like this
45:24
amazing story when back
45:26
when he was playing, back when he wanted
45:28
to he wanted to He was
45:31
a he was a great running back in Ohio State. He wanted
45:33
to come out after his sophomore year. The NFL said
45:35
no. And the tech industrial complex was like,
45:37
who just this young
45:40
man? think he is. And then he got, like, arrested well, like, a hatchet
45:42
in his fucking car -- Yeah. -- after he got
45:44
drafted by the Broadway. He was like, see, we told
45:46
you he wasn't a good citizen, and then he
45:49
went to jail And, like, we're in a spot now where we can look
45:51
back and be like, we treat this
45:54
person like
45:54
shit. Like,
45:55
what the fuck? Yeah.
45:58
I that's a good
45:59
guy to remember. I remember
46:02
being as, like,
46:02
someone who never really
46:05
followed college football much Claret was one
46:07
of those guys who, like, penetrated the veil for me. And
46:09
I was, like, very struck by him as a
46:11
player when he was at Ohio State. And I was,
46:13
like, this guy who was good
46:15
fucking rules. And, like, I was actually, like, you
46:17
know, down to watch an entire game that
46:20
he was in. And then did he
46:22
did he ever have, like, a good run with the
46:24
bronchos. I feel like I remember there was, like, some
46:26
four week spell. I was, like, there's the old
46:28
Murray's Claret. He was I don't
46:29
know that he ever even got in again. Did
46:31
he not? I think that he had
46:33
he so the story was that
46:36
he had a
46:36
drinking problem by the time he made it because he
46:38
missed a whole year -- Right. -- that, like, he played
46:41
that sophomore year And was as you remembered correctly, I mean,
46:43
that's how I remember it anyway. Like, looked like
46:45
an NFL player playing against
46:47
college players. And
46:50
then SAT and I think that he was during that so when the bronchos draft him, they draft
46:52
him in the third round. I know this by the way, not
46:54
to brag because I have a Maurice
46:56
Claret sitting
46:58
by my desk that I worked on. I
47:00
think it's the only football card you ever
47:02
got, the Bowman set that I wrote a
47:04
bunch of cards in when I was working there.
47:08
to pick them in the third round, which was, like, a
47:10
classic bronchos move in the same way that, like,
47:12
drafting kipo was where they're just, like, they'll
47:14
take a chance on a guy that they think is
47:16
great a little bit higher than other teams. Well, there's not necessarily
47:18
correct about it. So I don't
47:20
know that maybe one of you is as well Yeah. I
47:22
think you're right. I don't
47:24
think you'll ringing. I looked
47:26
it up and because I was gonna
47:28
say, well, actually, tell him, like, I think he was
47:30
okay with the
47:30
Broncos for a little bit before he got
47:32
arrested and was out of the league. But, no,
47:34
he never played down a football on the national football as well. I was probably just thinking
47:36
of when I would get him on my Madden
47:38
team. And I'd be like, Rich Claret. His back,
47:40
baby played with America. This is Also,
47:43
was he
47:44
like was he in, like, the do
47:46
you remember a guy who was a quarterback
47:49
for Ohio State? He got drafted.
47:51
He became a out, but Roger Goodell suspended him for five -- Yeah. --
47:54
games. It was prior.
47:56
Real prior. Real prior. Yeah.
48:00
I'm I I was trying to remember if
48:02
Gudell had suspended Claret for the same
48:04
sort of deal. He hasn't actually done
48:08
that since Chirrell prior, but, like, you never know
48:10
when Roger's gonna be, like, yeah,
48:10
I feel like doing that again. It wasn't Thirrell prior, like,
48:13
it was, like, the tattoos or something. It was
48:15
fucking you got free
48:18
tattoo too. It ended Jim Trussell's job.
48:20
Yeah. Traded an autographed helmet for
48:22
a tattoo, which we can assume given that
48:24
it was a a college student getting the
48:28
tattoo that it was, like, Jesus Christ carrying a
48:30
football. And then there's, like, a speech bubble coming
48:32
out of his mouth being, like, good luck, Carell.
48:35
Yeah. We just bad decisions. I'll go because I I
48:37
will say that, yeah, the record. It is nice
48:39
to sort of remember something like that and kind
48:41
of feel like that's all ancient
48:44
history. Like, I just don't think that
48:46
happens anymore these days. Like, just due
48:48
to general sentiment and
48:50
NIL stuff happening, which, you know,
48:52
whatever, there's still a
48:54
lot of problems with college sports, but, like, it is nice
48:56
to think that I
48:57
hope that, like, that
48:59
wouldn't happen
49:00
now. Yeah.
49:02
Like, as scuzzy as the NIL stuff can Yeah. I got
49:04
a feeling good. It's great. you
49:06
guys got a job at Auburn. Every the system
49:10
works. Yeah. was funny. I was
49:12
reading so I've been trying to write about that. I was reading,
49:14
like, some pretty straight coverage of it, like,
49:16
from, like, USA Today where they were,
49:18
like, huge reads was great at paying players
49:20
before you were, like, allowed to do that. So you gotta assume that the NIL thing
49:22
is gonna really suit it. Yeah. Which
49:24
is, you know, that's not wrong. It's just kind of a
49:26
funny way.
49:28
see. Yeah. It's also, you know, if you're leaving out the park where he was at a
49:30
high school in, like, forced girls to
49:32
take their shirts off in front of them and
49:35
just like that, You should mentioning that. Yeah. That's
49:37
kind of important. Eric oh,
49:39
writes in. This time for the fun bag. Yuri
49:42
I'm sorry. This from Yuri. He writes
49:44
in, Tom. If you had to live
49:46
the same calendar day every day for the
49:48
rest of your life, is there a particular one
49:50
you would choose? Your actions would
49:52
carry forward? So it's not a groundhog day experience. It's just living
49:54
another April twenty fifth or another
49:56
Christmas. Oh. So what day do
49:58
you pick on the
49:59
calendar to live over and
50:02
over
50:02
again knowing that you're going to live it again.
50:05
I feel
50:06
like you need
50:07
to, like, consult the Farmers Almanac or something
50:09
and figure out, you know, like, what data is the best chance
50:11
of, like, being seventy five degrees and
50:14
not ringing.
50:17
And then this is,
50:18
like, if I travel
50:21
anywhere, like, it's the same day. It's
50:23
the same day anywhere I am. Yeah.
50:25
Let's say that. Yeah. I guess, I
50:27
I would go with, like, sometime in April. I suppose, April
50:29
seems pretty safe. It gets rainy, but it sounds to
50:31
be April nice enough up there, or does it have some Yeah.
50:34
It still
50:36
have some leftovers. Yeah. It's it's nice enough up here. I
50:39
because maybe I'll push it to
50:41
May. Yeah. Let's do let's do, like,
50:44
May twenty
50:44
fifth. That's what I'll do. Yeah. I'm a I'm
50:47
a late August, early September guide. I
50:49
feel like you're just gonna hopefully
50:52
not be dealing with too much of the extremes of
50:54
weather one way or the other. And early September,
50:57
especially like they're around Labor Day,
50:59
but like before Labor Day.
51:02
everybody's just sort of fucking awesome. Like, it's just things
51:04
are sort of happening in the world, like, baseball's
51:06
starting to get interesting, but it's not stressful
51:08
yet. There's not a whole lot else going
51:10
on. What I want
51:12
is a period where everybody has sort of
51:14
tacitly
51:14
agreed that it's not an important
51:17
time to be alone one way
51:19
or the other. It's just sort of
51:21
receding accordingly. I was like, may you get a little bit out
51:23
of it in May. Like, people were just sort of waiting for
51:25
summer to start. Schools are ending. Yeah.
51:27
And that's, like, fuck this.
51:29
Yeah. It's a great time to be a kid as well too because you're
51:32
kinda like, it's starting to get nice. You can see
51:34
the end of the school year from there, but
51:36
it's not you know, there's nothing to
51:38
get stressed out about. You're in that. Like, it's what I'm
51:40
describing where you're basically sort of on a
51:42
glide path towards events. And you're not
51:44
you're
51:44
not yet panicking about, like, oh, I'm wasting
51:47
my summer. Like, you're just like, yeah. It's me. Like, everything's fine
51:49
right now. Like, you're thinking about all the
51:51
sick bike rides you're gonna go on during the
51:53
summer instead of regretting the ones you Yeah. None
51:55
of you picked, like, Oh, my birthday. Oh,
51:57
it could be my birthday every day. My birthday
52:00
is in February, and it's my wife that I
52:02
have this well, we have a
52:04
couple problems. one of
52:06
which is being that our our tasting restaurants is,
52:08
like, obnoxiously booji and
52:10
probably antique at this point. It's our Where we
52:12
wanna go to places where it's, like, seasonal
52:14
food prepared in cool ways. And her birthday is in
52:16
January and mine's in February. So we go to
52:18
these restaurants and they're just like,
52:20
of rule out of
52:22
turn ups. Like, this is nothing is growing. The earth is frozen. You know, winter
52:24
style of It feels like potatoes,
52:26
some carrots -- Yep. -- some walnuts
52:28
in there. So good. Wow.
52:31
Is this celery root? Is it all celery root? This is cool. I'll
52:33
pick a I'll pick a day
52:35
in May because Like,
52:38
anything that it's all entirely weather based. So it's like, I
52:40
won't pick October, but if I can pick a day that is
52:42
as close to, like, just living in Los
52:46
Angeles, Like,
52:46
that weather, like, that's fine. Like, I already know that I
52:48
could do that year round. Like, if I lived in full
52:50
year round, I'd be like, okay.
52:52
bag okay I think I wanna, like, go jump into
52:55
pool and, you know, do that. So
52:57
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