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Alright,

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Bhavan. Today is Wednesday.

0:02

It's September twenty eight. Welcome to the Dogwalk

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presented by Barcel Sports. Hannah's

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out today, and it's myself

0:10

and Danny. I always fuck up the days because we don't

0:12

record on the day of. Mhmm. So what's now

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Monday? We're gonna miss a lot of news between

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now and now and I know. know we will, but

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III have a a work

0:20

thing tomorrow, so I'm not able to record

0:23

tomorrow. So we're recording a couple days

0:25

early. what is what's the worst thing that's ever

0:27

happened when you prerecord it? And,

0:29

like, a lot of news has passed during the time

0:31

of the release. Oh, back of the

0:33

day. I actually have a quick answer for you.

0:36

Back in the day, we did a True Crime Friday,

0:38

and the person was found

0:40

by the time the episode aired. So while

0:42

you just kinda do a quick

0:44

voice over or something We did an update,

0:46

I think it was, or we we might have just completely

0:49

rerecord it. I forget exactly what we did.

0:51

But That sucked. That's tough.

0:53

Yeah. That's tough. That's what you get for trying to

0:56

get the workout. Get ahead. Yeah. Get ahead. Well, the shows

0:58

are if you're not ahead, you're behind. like, I know,

1:00

like, you know, like, every day. And

1:02

especially, like, gotta give these producers time to

1:04

make the clips and turn it around and, like, make

1:06

it sound good and everything. So I think it's

1:08

just not ideal to get here at, like,

1:11

seven AM and, like, pump these

1:13

out not to mention. I'm not in the fucking,

1:15

you know, exactly a seven AM guy.

1:17

That sucks. The body was found and they're

1:19

okay. Fuck. We got a rerecord. Exactly.

1:22

Yeah. But, yeah,

1:24

that's that's kinda what's going on. Oh, peek

1:26

behind the curtain right there, Dan. There we go. I like

1:28

that for behind the scenes Wednesday. I

1:30

don't even that's not even theme, but

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Go do it. Alright, Danny. How are

2:40

you? Not too bad. I had a

2:43

hot start to my day. So I

2:46

have Does that sound good? I have a

2:48

homeless fella who creeps around my

2:50

neighborhood. Oh. And the

2:52

first encounters ever had with him, me and my buddy,

2:54

were outside of a bar, and

2:57

there was a lady walking towards us, and the homeless

2:59

guy was about forty yards behind

3:01

her and she says, hey, just a heads up.

3:03

This guy's gonna walk past you and he

3:05

always spits on people. So I'm

3:07

like, oh, okay. Well, we can't, like, run-in

3:09

scurry, like, some cowards and sure enough he gets

3:11

closer. And we just hear, and

3:14

we're, like, hiding behind cars in the middle of the

3:16

street. Like, hey, get out of He's, like, trying to circle

3:18

around the car, whatever, come back at us.

3:20

Eventually, he leaves. And this morning,

3:22

I'm, like, still got stand in my eyes, walking in my

3:24

car. and I see him like ten yards

3:26

away from me as I'm walking to my car.

3:29

So now I have to cross the busy

3:31

street, irving, take time out of

3:33

my morning, just to not get spit on. by

3:35

this homeless guy, and it's becoming a real

3:37

problem. So what it that's what you

3:39

had to do. So you crossed the whole street? Well,

3:41

you need to come all the way back. Yeah. I

3:43

was in a weird position where I was, like,

3:45

I couldn't, like, going

3:47

back to my apartment and waiting it out would have probably

3:49

just taken as long as crossing the street.

3:52

So yeah, but what do you do when you're going up against

3:54

a guy who has nothing to lose? Who's

3:56

just spitting on anyone who crosses his

3:59

path?

3:59

Not much.

4:01

Two,

4:02

how many times do you think this guy's gotten

4:05

dropped? I don't know, man.

4:07

He looks like he's he might have taken a couple

4:10

of haymakers to the face, but He's like this

4:12

old, like, Italian looking homeless

4:14

guy. Rare. Yeah. Like I said, I

4:16

mean, you spin on his assault. Yeah. Right?

4:18

Like, you can't spit on someone. I

4:20

mean, I'm sure the cops know that guy in

4:22

and out. Mhmm. Like, so many people,

4:24

like, if you're not gonna

4:26

hit the guy, like, you're gonna fucking call the cops and

4:28

go, like, hey, this guy spit on me. But

4:30

this guy is just, like, so incoherent.

4:32

You know, it's just, like, you're not gonna

4:34

be, like, sit down, wait, the cops are coming.

4:36

Like, app. You should have tried him again.

4:38

Maybe he was just having a bad day that day.

4:41

For someone to come out to me, like, hey,

4:43

I know this guy's spit. Some people means

4:45

that they've had malt in common sense. I

4:47

thought I was like, hey, this guy just spit on me. He

4:49

might spit on you too. She's from, like, the neighborhood.

4:51

Okay. I saw her walk into her apartment after that's how

4:53

we know. Yeah. I

4:56

don't know. I mean, I listen. I have sympathy

4:58

for for for the homeless, but, like, to

5:00

a point, there's always to a point.

5:03

Right. Like, come on. You can't just be

5:05

Yeah. You could be homeless because you can't be a

5:07

maniac. Yeah. You can't be crazy. Yeah. Which,

5:11

unfortunately, in some cases, goes hand in hand. You

5:13

see there was like a viral Reddit post going around day

5:15

as this guy who talked about how he

5:17

just turned homeless. He's like, honestly, my

5:19

life has been so sick lately. Like, I

5:21

take all the drugs I want. I spent

5:23

like, five hours the other day just climbing a tree

5:25

for a great sunset view. I have no

5:28

worries. I bust in every girl

5:30

I meet. Yeah.

5:32

Oh my gosh. romanticizing being

5:35

homeless. We've talked about this before,

5:37

like, selling seashells.

5:39

on a beach. Yeah. It's like you're living

5:41

and just all you have to worry about is, like,

5:44

the shack that you go home to every night and,

5:46

like, having enough for a

5:48

meal a day. Yeah, dude. I thought about

5:50

this before too. Like, there was, like, I I've I've

5:52

had a brief moment. I was like, dude, what if I just

5:54

turn to a shut in? Like, there's enough good TV

5:56

and, like, I could probably start playing some video

5:58

games and, like, fuck, if I'm making,

6:00

like, I don't know, thirty, forty grand. Like,

6:02

if I don't leave, like, I could just sit here

6:04

and, like, just be a loser.

6:07

Yeah. You could just have yeah. Live in, like, a

6:09

loser because people. Right. But, like, you

6:11

could live in, like, a garden

6:13

apartment You know? Yeah.

6:15

Just be a hermit. Yeah. You just

6:17

you're not buying any anything fancy.

6:19

Yeah. You're wearing all, like, Walgreens

6:22

brand clothes. target brand

6:24

shoes. Yes. You could do it. That

6:26

was, I mean, that was years and

6:28

years ago. I was, like, those are, like, struggle

6:30

days that were those calls. You guys were bad

6:32

days. We talked about that during the period of,

6:34

like, after graduating college

6:36

to, like, we were both,

6:38

like, working dollars jobs. You know, like, yeah.

6:40

Fuck. We'll be homeless. Yes. That

6:42

was life when we could not make it to Barstel.

6:45

Yeah. Oh, like, I fucking, dude. I'll just

6:47

give them up and, like, Like, we had legitimate

6:49

talks. Like, dude, I think, like, we just, like,

6:51

move to a tropical place. I think I'll be happy.

6:53

Dude, yeah. That's what They'll be happy

6:55

just, like, yeah, selling shoes on the street. eat.

6:57

Yes. Exactly. I remember it was I

6:59

think it was Barcel j j. Remember

7:01

him? Mhmm. Yeah. j j from the Bronx? Yes.

7:03

j j. Has his fans know? Yes. Yes.

7:05

Exactly. So he used to

7:07

be the Yankee's writer for Barcelona. I remember I'll

7:09

not forget the tweet he had, where it

7:12

was it's it was something like this. I'm

7:14

paraphrasing a little bit, I'm sure. but he's

7:16

like my my weight,

7:18

my friend just was

7:20

the bartender and made drinks for Derek

7:22

Jeter. in

7:24

Key West. He's

7:26

like, now my

7:28

friend doesn't have health insurance, but

7:31

I've also never had drinks at Derek Teeter.

7:33

Yeah. So it's like, you look at

7:35

that and it's like, wow. you

7:37

know, man, it'd be fucking sweet to live that

7:39

life. That guy's a fucking he's hanging out

7:42

drinking tropical drinks. I'm like, you know, I'm

7:44

sure it was, like, February and it's a wet

7:46

cold and Snowiest fuck in

7:48

New York, but, like, that guy

7:50

also, like, that's what it comes

7:52

down to. Like, does your job

7:54

give you good benefits? You know?

7:56

because, like, bartender bartender

7:58

could easily be making, like, seventy,

8:00

eighty a year depending on the job, but everyone's

8:02

like, It's not a real job. You don't have any

8:04

benefits? Yes. I like, well, it's like And I

8:06

didn't mean to show that. I know whether the

8:08

guy does make decent money. But,

8:10

like Sure. Okay. Say even if he was making, like,

8:12

sixty five or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Like,

8:14

still there's just making it less. He was just,

8:16

like, literally making him like,

8:18

he would go and he'd make you know, because

8:20

some bars are pretty fucking dead. Sure. You

8:22

know, he was going home and he was making

8:25

fifty bucks, and he was spending

8:27

half of that on lottery tickets and cigarettes at

8:29

a monster at the gas station before he

8:31

went home. and, like, he was taking home twenty you

8:34

know what I mean? I don't know. Yeah. That's

8:36

a monster in Slim Jim is the meal

8:38

for for people like

8:40

-- Yes. -- I don't know. Not poor, but just, like,

8:42

don't give a fuck. Dude, I had a I had a

8:44

friend. I had a I had a a guy I

8:46

lived with in college. He was I was in my

8:48

friend. and he, like, he

8:50

bounced. And the guy was, like, always pretty he

8:52

was living he was living

8:54

pretty thin to the wire, you know, paycheck to

8:56

paycheck. And he was and he

8:58

was one of those. He had those awful schedules. So

9:00

if he had to be work at at

9:03

ten or at nine, he

9:05

was waking up at, like, seven PM. You

9:08

know? So, like, he'd stay up and he was a

9:10

vampire, basically. And so

9:12

his first meal would

9:14

be, like, after work. and,

9:16

like, you'd go, like, the local pizza slot shop,

9:18

get two slices for whatever. Eight

9:20

bucks. And then, like, you know, in bouncers, you

9:22

know, you're making, like, ten an hour cash or

9:24

whatever. He's making, like, fifty bucks working, like, ten

9:26

to three. And that, he'd get his

9:28

pack of smokes a monster. and then

9:31

Hido someone like the power bill. And he'd have, like,

9:33

five bucks to show for it. You know what I mean? But

9:35

that's just that's kinda what I had in my

9:37

head. Yeah. And they said that's night shift living.

9:39

So yeah, like, if you're living, like, razor

9:41

thin, like, that's just how it is.

9:43

But then going back to,

9:45

like, we'd love to do, like, nothing all

9:47

day or whatever. Yeah. You have you've been unemployed

9:49

before you go fucking crazy within

9:51

four days. Yeah. You need some sort

9:53

of a thousand percent, and I would need

9:55

I would need human interaction totally.

9:58

That's where I like like I

10:00

I live it to my friends and like, you

10:02

know, thirty one. I should probably branch

10:04

out. You know what I mean? But,

10:06

like, I I genuinely like

10:09

chilling with people. Same. You know?

10:11

Like, I do. Like, I don't Like, I

10:13

would be like, oh my god. And I don't know. It's like, oh, get

10:15

a fucking girlfriend loser, but it's like, I don't know.

10:17

Whatever. Like, I just don't

10:20

I don't III like hanging out with people.

10:22

I'm in the same boat. And we joke, we're

10:24

like we're like gonna be the new girl house.

10:26

We're all like thirty five and just living with

10:28

one another. But I've never had

10:30

a desire to really live alone

10:33

because I know, like, one, it could it could

10:35

maybe easily come eventually.

10:37

And two, like, why not? We're in that

10:39

era where, like, you live with your friends. Yeah.

10:41

It's a phase of life. That's the thing too about

10:43

those fucking New Yorkers. It's like you don't have

10:45

an option. Right. You know, we kinda

10:47

have an option here still. I mean, granted it's

10:49

still a lot more affordable to live with

10:51

someone. Like, I mean, art, like, you

10:53

know, totally. Like, our rents are very

10:55

affordable because we know the two people, and it's like we are

10:57

able to save a little bit of money and

10:59

because of our situation in the

11:01

city we live in. But those people

11:03

like you said, it's not an option. Right. So, like,

11:06

nobody will ever judge them being, like,

11:08

thirty fucking six. you

11:10

know, whoever. Also New Yorkers

11:12

like Tommy, like he bitches or he just

11:14

he jokes with us about, like, not going out a lot

11:16

and all that. Mhmm. Those people in New York,

11:18

they live in such, like, little rundown apartment, so

11:20

they're probably just dying to get out of their house. Yeah. That's

11:22

that's why they're out so much. Yeah. That's true

11:24

too. They're fucking yes. They got

11:26

the you know, a lot of them thought of AC. They're

11:28

just, you know, Right. How does fuck

11:30

all day? And he's trying to get out of there, go to a

11:32

bar that's got some AC. Yeah. Get out of the

11:34

Harry Potter staircase. No,

11:37

you're right. And I and I and I should also

11:39

say too, though, I do think that's

11:41

okay. Like,

11:43

what? Not going out. so much. No.

11:45

I definitely think that's okay. You

11:47

know that. You know that. Yes.

11:49

I think it's

11:51

I don't

11:53

know. I

11:53

guess I have mixed views on this. If

11:56

you didn't, like, if you just

11:59

like,

11:59

if you

12:00

didn't try, I

12:02

don't know. What are you talking about? I go

12:04

back and forth. I was living alone or

12:06

what are you talking about? It's just like I'm

12:08

going back to our previous conversation here. It's like

12:10

fuck it. Let's just like have a

12:12

shitty job and, like, make forty and, like,

12:14

whatever. Like, I'm not also I hate

12:16

caveonics shit. I talk about it all the time,

12:18

though. Yeah. Yeah. If you're doing fine, you're making

12:20

ends meet. I'm happy for you, good for you.

12:22

Like, that's that's great. Like, that's

12:25

whatever. Of course, it's a goal. Yes.

12:27

Exactly. Live your life. I'm not

12:29

judging you at all. But,

12:31

like, you know what I mean? If that's like

12:34

a thing where I I'm

12:36

saying that where or I think if you're just

12:38

happy, whatever you're whatever you're making or

12:40

whatever you're doing. Like, that's

12:42

that's fine. Right. We're saying, like,

12:44

how many guys on Wall Street are willing to

12:46

take, thirty grand less a year to

12:48

reduce their stress. Yes. Like,

12:50

at some point, do you

12:52

view complacency

12:53

as happiness.

12:56

That's my point. That's what I'm trying

12:58

to get to in a roundabout way or

13:00

I'm a pussy and I just don't know why I offend people

13:02

so I keep fucking caveating.

13:04

shit, caveat caveat caveat. So you know what I

13:06

mean people? Right. I'm trying to handle

13:08

my point. Yeah. But

13:11

then it's like I don't

13:13

know. Everyone says the the thing you the

13:16

the the thing you have control over is

13:18

trying. Mhmm. Right? And I

13:20

don't mean to make this a fucking Gary V

13:22

speech because I'm not that. But,

13:24

like, you get you get where I'm going here.

13:26

Yeah. Yeah. I think I

13:28

think those conversations like fuck it. I'll be

13:30

I'll be working a shitty job blah blah

13:32

blah. I don't need to doing all this come

13:34

from being frustrated after

13:36

trying so hard and not getting what you want.

13:38

Yeah. So that's what I mean. Uh-huh.

13:41

For sure. For sure. But, like, I

13:43

don't know. Like, I like, I remember seeing people

13:45

at, like, my old job and, like, there were some great

13:47

soldiers, you know. Mhmm. Like, they were, like, they'd

13:49

be able to, like, was a

13:51

PA. So I was a production assistant. They'd

13:53

fucking knocked that other park. And it's like,

13:55

I they're never gonna be managers and stuff,

13:57

but, like, you're always gonna need those fucking guys.

13:59

Mhmm. You know, who are gonna sitting there,

14:01

watching those games and, like, doing, you

14:03

know, the the the shit that

14:05

needs to get someone needs to do

14:07

it. And it's like, I think guy's happy and

14:09

he's like, got enough money to

14:11

support him and his family or whoever he is, and

14:13

he's got his rent check covered. And I

14:15

don't know. Is there is there harm to

14:17

that? No. God bless him, especially a job

14:19

like that. There's plenty of people streamed up just

14:21

a lot of sports all day. Yeah. But I'm saying

14:23

in general. Mhmm. You know what I mean? Like, if

14:26

you're if you're content. You know what

14:28

I mean? Like, if you like your life,

14:30

I'm gonna name around a profession. Like,

14:32

being a barista, whatever you make, and it's

14:34

like, hey, I'm this

14:36

is great. I like to work this. I'm pouring

14:38

coffee five to two, and

14:40

I'm making these drinks and I'm, you know, I'm

14:42

interacting with people. I'm helping them go

14:44

about their day. And, like, you go

14:46

home and you're like, I don't know. I don't

14:48

think that I think that's fine. Yeah.

14:50

Not to be Danny V here, but

14:52

so so much if it comes from, like, you

14:54

know, like, where we grew up, like, oh, what are

14:57

you what are you up to right now? Like, oh, I'm

14:59

just, like, like, a construction

15:01

labor, like, your benefits, like, oh, not

15:03

yet. But if you were from and they're, like,

15:05

oh, you know, you feel shame from that. But if you

15:07

were from, like, a small town whatever

15:09

in Kansas. Like

15:11

being a being

15:14

like a mechanic. That's like that could be

15:16

like the ultimate. like, behind me.

15:18

So so much of it just depends from

15:20

that people's reactions. Yeah. For sure.

15:22

Yeah. It depends on where you are. You're right. Like where

15:24

we're at. if you get into

15:26

a union, it's like fuck yeah, dude. Like

15:28

congratulations, like, you know, whatever. And some people

15:30

are like, oh, like, obviously, we don't think

15:32

that. But, like, It is

15:34

it is very geographical

15:36

or -- Mhmm. -- and circumstantial

15:38

and what yeah. Exactly. So

15:41

I don't know. It's an interesting

15:44

conversation now. You gotta take on this, mister

15:46

Harry?

15:47

It's pretty

15:48

introspective conversation. You guys are interested

15:51

in talking about that. Yeah. Exactly. Well, we don't have

15:53

a girl who's, like, getting fucking her hair

15:55

right on fire and, you know, talking about bodies

15:57

here. So, Dan, what happens? Dan and

15:59

I are getting a little deep

15:59

here. Actually, we'll

16:02

we'll we'll pause the deepness for second because I

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And then, like, I guess,

17:10

a more practical example

17:13

here before

17:14

we move on. It

17:16

is, like like, III know someone who

17:18

are podcast here at at Barstool. And, like,

17:20

I was always jealous of how they not

17:23

jealous of how they but, like, I

17:25

always found it interesting where it's like

17:27

they just they showed up, they did their one

17:29

show, and they kind of like

17:32

like, I didn't see them do anything else

17:34

really. And, like, they just seemed like

17:36

kind of content. Mhmm. And they

17:38

were like, alright. Like, I'm I'm happy doing this

17:40

one show. But, like, yeah, in my head, it's

17:42

like, oh, you need to find the next great content idea. You

17:45

need to find this. You need to do this on real You know

17:47

what I mean? It's like I don't

17:49

know. And I looked at I looked at her

17:51

and I was like, wow. This girl's like,

17:53

She's happy. Yeah. She's going. And I'm not

17:56

saying I'm being happy too. Right. A part

17:58

of his, like, ignorance is bliss. Like, oh, I did.

18:00

I have my my Yes. My

18:02

lifelong goals have a podcast at

18:04

Barstool. Boom. I got it. But then as

18:06

you get deeper, you're like, hey. Well, you're not doing enough

18:08

on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok.

18:10

and all that -- Yeah. -- that's when the stress starts weighing in.

18:12

So, yeah, ignorance is bliss. Yes. Like,

18:14

there were definitely like, you know, I mean,

18:16

look at a lot of Barcels shows here where, like,

18:18

if they're doing really well, then it's like,

18:21

alright. Like, what's wrong with them? Validation.

18:23

Yeah. It's -- Yeah. -- what's wrong with I don't

18:25

know. But then it's like, I don't know.

18:27

Is there anything against being, like, trying

18:29

to be be in that race to the

18:31

top? If you just kinda You always you

18:33

always gotta be trying. Yes. because

18:35

you always got to be have to put in

18:37

effort. But you always have to strive for

18:39

fucking but, yeah, you don't always have to beat

18:41

your own ass. And I would not,

18:43

you know, being at the top. I don't know. Interesting. I don't fucking

18:45

know. Who am I to say? Happy Yeah. I don't

18:47

know. It's hot in here again,

18:49

Harry. Is it hot in here? Yeah. I turn I turn the

18:51

air off. you turn it off?

18:53

Yeah. I made the decision. It's

18:55

like sixty five degrees outside. It's

18:57

seventy four in

18:59

here. That's fine. We had we

19:01

had Lance did his wardrobe change.

19:04

Lance comes in, then in shorts,

19:06

and then throughout the day as he gets cold, he

19:08

goes, full pants. I guarantee he's

19:10

taking it off right now. He's going back to war drum change. I'm

19:13

still cold. You're

19:15

cold? Yeah. And that heavy ex sweatshirt. My

19:17

legs are cold. Oh

19:19

my god. around. Alright.

19:22

Alright. Changing subjects. What do you

19:24

got? You hosted a fundraiser for Danny

19:26

Golden yesterday. How did that

19:28

go? Yes. A lot of people there I saw. Yeah. It was good with a

19:30

nerve shaking. No. No.

19:32

because, like, I I don't know. It it's

19:34

interesting. And it number a great event.

19:37

great cause. Obviously,

19:39

very tragic thing. What happened to Danny? If

19:41

you guys don't know, he was a Chicago police

19:43

officer or he is a Chicago police and

19:45

he got shot breaking up a

19:47

bar fight with his friends earlier in

19:49

the summer, and he's paralyzed from the

19:52

waist down. So we had a fundraiser as the Northwest side of

19:54

Chicago where I'm from, where you're from, to

19:56

kinda support him. And,

19:58

you know, they reached out and asked me to empty it,

20:00

and I was happy to do it. you

20:02

know, obviously put, you know, some horrible

20:04

situation and wanna support him. So

20:07

we're gonna say, there was an auction. What

20:09

was all going on there? sound

20:11

auction, you know, raffle, classic

20:13

classic fundraiser shit. And I saw, what's his

20:15

name? Willy Wilson was there? Willy Wilson, my guy

20:17

was there. There was a lot of power former

20:19

former guest. Yes. It's interesting. You

20:25

former guest. Yeah. My guy. And I was

20:27

like, I Willie, we gotta take a picture. And I

20:29

was like, you remember me? He didn't know what he didn't

20:31

know what he was. And I was like, if you don't

20:33

remember also, if you're listening, I mean, this

20:35

was so long ago now. This was month two

20:37

of this podcast ever in February. There

20:39

was a mayor or role race, and,

20:41

like, there is a most cities.

20:44

And I had six of the candidates on,

20:46

none of the six who won. And

20:48

I should note, so I hope that you're you're

20:50

cursed. Okay.

20:53

And most any of them. And

20:56

Willie Wilson was one of them, and it was, like, one

20:58

of the funniest interviews ever. I remember

21:00

that. Yeah. And Carl. Right? Me and Carl went

21:02

on this like, wild goose chase for Willie. And, like, we

21:04

first met him on the southwest side of

21:06

Chicago. And then, like, we just signed. He's like, oh,

21:08

Willie's hungry. We're gonna go to Boston

21:10

Market. You know, you guys I follow the car. And we're

21:12

like, yeah. Sure. Like, well, well, you know, we'll go

21:14

and we're following them. We went to some place on

21:16

Lakeshore Drive. And next thing we know,

21:18

we were eating apple pie in a mode

21:20

with fucking Willie Wilson. And It

21:22

was the interview live in the lobby.

21:24

Oh, it's at the dinner table. At the dinner table? Yeah. Live

21:26

live at the dinner table. This guy's

21:28

legit. sticking as fork in as apple pile of mode, and we're

21:30

just asking the questions about camping

21:32

and shit like that. What are what are

21:34

some of the most unique

21:36

excursions you've had to do for guests like that.

21:40

Like, you've

21:42

you've interviewed live in a deli

21:45

Yeah. Live in the deli. One time,

21:47

the the exterminator had on I

21:49

don't know if I've ever named his name, so

21:51

I'm not gonna do it. But

21:53

the I met him in a

21:56

parking lot of abandoned

21:58

Kmart.

21:59

why

21:59

Why? because we had

22:01

the old office, and it was, like, bad to bring people

22:03

in, and he was like more towards my neighborhood. I was like, hey,

22:05

man, do you wanna meet halfway? We'll

22:07

just do it in my car.

22:10

Really? Yeah. So, legitimate, I saw the recorder.

22:12

This guy hopped in my front seat.

22:14

And we were just in the parking lot of Harlan

22:16

having a band at Kmart, and we just

22:18

didn't understand. God. I swear to

22:21

God. That's no bullshit. Did you at

22:23

least have the seats for climb back?

22:26

No. I mean, you know, I don't want that, but it got

22:28

weird then, you know, to be like a therapy chair. Yeah.

22:30

But you guys are so stiff up there and you got

22:32

the divider in between it, you gotta get a little

22:34

comfy. Yeah. Yeah.

22:36

You know? that would have been maybe maybe a

22:38

maybe a next time. Walmart of, like,

22:40

or Kmart The banking one

22:42

or the Kmart. Yeah. I'm trying to

22:44

think morells. Do do any of your guys

22:46

ever have writers? No.

22:49

Nobody's had a writer yet. At least not that

22:51

I know. Even if it's a bring

22:53

me bring me two beef kits do

22:55

it? No. I mean, obviously,

22:57

I I did the Casey's lawyer because I

22:59

promised his wife that I plug her

23:01

website. Oh, yeah. That's common. Which is,

23:03

like, very fair and, like, that's how I got

23:05

them. I I have told that story, but now it's

23:07

kinda been a while. It's been a year now. But I

23:09

and just chasing that guy down for years

23:11

and years. like, I was like, I finally, like,

23:13

found his wife's website, and I reached out to her.

23:15

And I was like, hey, I'll plug your business if you could

23:17

tell your husband to do an interview with that's

23:20

how you get them. That's how I got them. The wife

23:22

the wife controls what the husband does.

23:24

And I he was in Netflix stock

23:26

that they released a couple months ago

23:28

on Gacy. Trail thing? because there's been

23:30

there's been so many. Yeah. And I'm almost

23:32

at a thousand. Wow.

23:34

Which is fucking bananas. Truly.

23:36

It's a lot of audio.

23:39

Man, about a

23:41

thousand episodes. Four

23:44

thousand. Okay. almost in

23:45

a thousand. But but it

23:47

was fundraising. No. It was good. It was like,

23:50

IIII just learned

23:52

to at a

23:53

lot of those things and especially that when it's like

23:55

a lot of friends and like it's not a seeding

23:57

like auditorium thing or there's not tables

23:59

where they're sitting around Like, a lot of those aren't prepared

24:01

to hear people speak. So I know

24:03

that, so I don't even fight it. You know?

24:05

And my my rule of thumb is too,

24:07

if they don't if

24:10

they don't be quiet because I did it. I told you

24:12

I did our yeah. You've been you've been MC

24:14

ing like crazy lately. I did our high school St.

24:16

Pat's thing too. I wasn't the MC, but I did

24:18

like I helped with the ox and the pepperoni? Yeah.

24:21

If they don't and here's a if you ever find

24:23

yourself in a situation, which, I don't

24:25

know, maybe you will. if

24:27

they

24:27

don't be quiet for the priests,

24:29

they're

24:29

not being quiet for anybody. Mm-mm. You

24:31

know? Like, that's just the fuck. It's it's a

24:33

good real thing. Exactly. So they they

24:35

didn't inquire for father, Dan. So I was like, I'm alright.

24:38

You know? It is impossible getting a

24:40

group of three hundred

24:42

plus people to be quiet. Yeah.

24:44

No one is stopping their conversation. Exactly.

24:47

Like, even, like, you know,

24:49

you think of, like, a concert or something like -- Yeah. --

24:51

and, like, no one's really quiet. It's just

24:53

so big of venue. Now you

24:55

pack them in there for a fucking nice little

24:57

he's loud as fuck. You just basically

25:00

have to like, give the

25:02

instructions or not make the

25:04

announcement. Right? You're not you're not trying to fucking land

25:06

jokes up there. Right? With that many

25:08

people? No. It wasn't like there was no like, it would

25:10

have been no one could no one

25:12

could really hear. Right. So that I mean,

25:14

but it was it was great. Like,

25:16

that's what But to me, it's

25:18

not about that. You know, like, if it's not something

25:20

that makes me matter, like, I'm I that's

25:22

good. Like, people are there

25:24

to see one another and help raise money. Yes. You know?

25:26

So it was good. And I think they raised a lot

25:28

of money. I don't have the official sum. And

25:30

there was a shit ton of people there.

25:33

So I saw that. That's great. So but that

25:35

was my answer if I was nervous. It's kinda

25:37

low pressure. It would be, like, like -- Fair

25:39

enough. -- nobody here's No one now gives a

25:41

fuck about Yeah. Exactly. And

25:43

I don't know. I used to get really nervous about

25:45

that shit. We've talked about that

25:47

before. But now getting a little little

25:49

little more reps in your belt tops you out.

25:52

Mhmm. So have you ever

25:54

given, like, a best man's speech? I have. You

25:56

have? How many is this one?

25:58

I've given

26:02

yeah. I think it's just one. It's technically like

26:04

one and a half, but they had a couple of friends

26:06

speaking at wasn't like a real that

26:08

was the best man. But, like

26:10

so I guess I guess I guess technically

26:12

two, but one real one. like,

26:14

on the state like, on the

26:16

the main table and, like, add a

26:19

reception hall and shit like that. Yeah. That that's something

26:21

that you gotta be nervous for because it's all

26:23

all lies. on you. He's very nervous about it. But at

26:25

the same time, like, those people are dying to

26:27

laugh. Like, he used to make the

26:29

domicilier, you get the Drake and Josh

26:31

laugh. Right? Do you have

26:33

you given one? No. I'm apparently not

26:35

a best friend of anyone. Well, I don't

26:37

have a friend or a married dad or not. But

26:39

you've given one at your sister's wedding. Right?

26:41

I did a it was a dinner prayer,

26:44

actually. It was grace. I kinda I

26:46

kinda went all out for it. Yeah. You're good at

26:48

that shit, though. Like, you'd be you'd be very good at

26:50

that. I could see. A thousand percent.

26:52

I think I just, like, prepare for stuff

26:54

like that more. We're like, you're you're more

26:56

naturally funnier than I am. You can

26:58

you can wing it. I don't

27:00

know. It's just it's just kinda different. Yeah. It is. Totally

27:03

different different here. I mean, you don't have a lot of

27:05

pressure given the fucking grace prayer. So

27:07

that's that's why.

27:09

Yeah. No. Yeah. You're you you're

27:11

killing that. I think

27:13

yeah.

27:14

I don't know. I explained

27:16

that so Willie was good, though.

27:18

Dude, so that was probably

27:20

the biggest story from his fucking team,

27:22

like, basically, strong army. how how deep

27:24

is Willie Rowan? Willie had, like,

27:26

three people with him. We need to put up a picture

27:28

of Willie during this season. So, like, Willie Like, sorry

27:30

if you nationally, if you're listing,

27:33

like, this might not be that great or funny or

27:35

whatever, but Willie Wilson is a character.

27:37

If you go listen to that podcast from

27:39

February, you'll know exactly what I'm talking

27:42

about. he's also ran for mayor

27:44

and, like, office here for, like,

27:46

probably -- Yeah. -- what is he, like, a eighty year

27:48

old -- Yeah. -- African American man who's just

27:50

always in politics. Always in politics.

27:52

like, super self made

27:54

man. Like, I respect the machine -- Yeah. -- to

27:56

that business. Very very charitable. Always

27:59

is fucking looking people, giving people for gas. Like, I genuinely like

28:02

him a lot. Yeah. He's a good man.

28:04

Yeah. I I agree. Well, just funny. He's

28:06

just funny. Like, he's just he's

28:08

willing. His name's Willie Wilson. Put it this way. If you go to his

28:10

Wikipedia, it says his former party was

28:12

a Democratic party, and his new party is the

28:14

Willie Wilson party. I love that.

28:16

He gives me big Doug Dibbonome vibes.

28:19

You said a fairly odd parent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

28:21

Yeah. Willie Wilson, Doug Dibbonome.

28:23

Yeah. into the dov Desjardins -- Yes. -- Foundation.

28:25

Yes. Exactly. -- to go on. So

28:27

he so, like, a couple of

28:29

like, there was a lot of politicians there and

28:32

a couple of them, you know, they would they they

28:34

went up to speak or whatever. And

28:36

then that by the time it was all, like, like,

28:38

there was, like, twenty minutes left. And

28:40

twenty minutes left, it's, like, alright. Let's get the final

28:42

push for the naffles and let's raise

28:44

some money at the deadline. And the band was

28:46

playing. So, like, every time I'd have to

28:48

remind people about, hey, pause after this song.

28:50

You know what I mean? The band or

28:52

the stepped back pipe. No. This was the band.

28:54

They had both then. They had

28:56

both. They had well, it was the Chicago guard

28:58

up pipe and drums. It was not Oh,

29:00

okay. Gotcha. Chicago, Garden. You are probably up

29:02

there screaming in the mic. Yodeling then.

29:04

Sure thing. talk over both. Well, yeah. So, like,

29:06

well, they would stop, because I would Hey. Hey. Hey. I

29:08

pause real quickly. you know, take a sip

29:10

of water. And and

29:12

so it was hard. You know what

29:14

I mean to say? It was four forty, you

29:16

know, or, like, everything was cut off at five. Like, that was a big

29:18

thing these guys are playing. And, like

29:21

and and so I had this guy comp

29:23

who's like, hey, and doctor

29:26

Wilson get the mic and say a few

29:28

words. And I was like, I'll let you

29:30

know. Like, it's you know, just because of

29:32

timing. If he was earlier, yes,

29:34

no brainer. and I was also kinda looking out for

29:36

him because nobody could hear shit. Mhmm. They

29:38

didn't stop talk nobody stopped talking when any of

29:40

the pop nobody for nobody.

29:42

You know? Yeah. And and I was like,

29:44

you know, I don't know. We'll see.

29:47

This guy's strong on the fuck out of me.

29:49

This guy goes up to

29:51

me. My guy of squeezes my

29:53

arm and it's like, hey, you just he just

29:55

caught a five thousand dollar check. Like, the guy

29:57

kicked him. And like

29:59

and like, here's the thing in normal

30:01

situations. I'm like, alright, dude. Go fuck

30:03

yourself, but I'd love Willie. And like this

30:05

guy was just like, you know, I'm a short guy.

30:07

This guy was shorter than me. I

30:09

mean, I'm like average, I guess. I'm not like

30:11

that short, but, like, whatever, I'm like, five

30:13

nine. This guy was short of the me too. He was like a short guy.

30:15

He's like a short telling guy. So he just grabs my

30:17

arm. He's like, hey. Let's get him

30:19

the mic. And his cat was so serious.

30:21

That light little Danny Navino. Yeah. I he

30:23

wasn't that short. He's still getting on

30:26

locosters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't he was probably,

30:28

like, five four or five what? Five

30:30

five. So you handed it over? It

30:32

I mean, it was absurd. how there's any he

30:34

did it, like, three times. Hey. Let's get back

30:36

to let me get back to Robert. Hey, Mike. He just

30:38

cut a five thousand dollar check. Hey, I'm not

30:40

asking anymore. I'm not asking that. I'm not asking.

30:43

It was And I said, normally, I'd like

30:45

to go fuck yourself. But, like, I I

30:47

love I love Willie and,

30:49

like,

30:50

the absurdity of the situation

30:52

was so funny. It does, like, alright. Alright. Fine.

30:54

Fine. Fine. Alright. Hey, doctor Will. Scary

30:56

Combs, he said it was great. Went by fun. I

30:58

could picture that guy's agreement and Mike, hey, you shut up for doctor

31:00

Wilson. about the talk. Exactly. It

31:02

was fucking funny, dude. And

31:04

that, like, it was, you know, hey, can you

31:07

play Sweet Home Chicago before he goes up,

31:09

I was like, dude, I just don't control the music. Like,

31:11

I don't like, I'm literally just up here

31:13

to help keep this thing moving. I don't

31:15

they were asking me to turn on lights and she's not the Willie's

31:18

team, but like other people were asking me to turn on lights. I

31:20

was like, I don't know why to do anything here. I'm

31:22

just here to talk and, like,

31:24

tell people what's going on. And

31:27

so it was very funny. Wow. Got strong

31:29

earned by Willie's people, which It's

31:31

kind of an honor. Yeah.

31:33

So did everyone stop and listen for Willy? No.

31:35

Nobody stopped at any time at any

31:37

point. I'm sorry to hear. No.

31:39

That's fine. That's what it's there for. If people could

31:41

have a good And I think people enjoy themselves. They had

31:43

a good Sunday, had some yellow lights,

31:46

and they and we raised a lot of money.

31:48

I saw, speaking of

31:51

Music request. I saw there

31:53

was a kid over the weekend having sex to your

31:55

dooie playlist. Oh, did you see that? Yeah.

31:58

Some guy tweeted me. He said, hey. I

32:00

just wanna say that III

32:02

bang my hooters, my

32:04

girlfriend who is part time at the

32:06

hooters and Rockford. we go.

32:08

To your do what? Playlist and I was like, that's I just picture a guy

32:10

going full, missionary while, like, tutti Fruddy

32:12

is playing in the background.

32:14

tutti Fruddy Fruddy is nominal.

32:17

But yeah. I mean, this

32:19

guy apparently was balls deep and his hooters

32:21

part time waitress to run around too, and

32:24

that's That's how you want it out of your Spotify place.

32:26

That's an honor. I hope she gets full time

32:28

too. Like, in all seriousness. Like,

32:30

is this an issue? I love that he had to mention

32:32

it was part time. Yeah. Part

32:34

I've had the CEO of Hooters on the show.

32:37

He's been one with Willie Wilson.

32:39

I'll call that guy. We'll get her full time. As

32:41

long as she has stronger work ethic, know

32:43

you know why he said part time? Probably we're

32:45

we're leading back to before. He didn't wanna he wanted

32:47

you to know that she's just hustling on the side,

32:49

and she's like, work towards Yeah. Yeah. No kidding. Her

32:51

her nursing license was. Which is that's

32:53

a great job. Yes. Mhmm. It was

32:55

a great job. Great wings.

32:59

But what an honor? Yeah. What an honor? The man just

33:01

land pipe to my doo Wow playlist.

33:03

More could you ask? That's why you play

33:05

the game. That's why you play the game.

33:10

Alright. I think we we might be able to wrap there

33:12

unless you got anything else. Yeah. No. Sorry. There was

33:14

no -- No. -- feet smelling today or burning on

33:16

fire. No. It's alright. Hannah took a sick

33:18

day. It was introspective. Is that the

33:20

right

33:21

word, Harry? I

33:23

think so. I think that makes sense.

33:25

In quotes, introspective. Introspective.

33:27

A little bit a little bit

33:29

of a recap Oh, you should have told I

33:32

meant to bleeds your spitting

33:34

story. I guess we could finish on that if you

33:36

wanted. Have you have you done the loogie story?

33:41

Louie etiquette, we'll call it.

33:43

Actually, we've talked about it somewhere or whatever.

33:45

Basically, a couple of years

33:48

ago, we were sitting me

33:50

and a couple of buddies were outside of a

33:52

bar, and my one friend just turned

33:54

his head to hawk a loogie on the ground.

33:56

He was smoking a cigarette. And as he

33:58

was doing it, like, a kind of a tough guy

33:59

pass, and he he spit right on

34:02

his jacket. And so we were just saying, like, what

34:04

what do you do? It was clearly an accident.

34:06

But if you're the guy who got spit on, you can't just be, like, oh,

34:08

it's alright, bro.

34:10

Like, in what

34:12

it was our conclusion that whoever spit on him has to at

34:14

least make enough of effort to get the spit

34:16

off himself or, you know, in

34:19

some way, care enough. to

34:21

not piss off the other guy. Like, you might not

34:23

expecting him to buy you a new shirt, but you

34:25

can't just rub it off like, oh, dude, it was an accident.

34:27

Like, you're going in that bar, you're getting napkins,

34:29

you're coming back out with them. like full

34:32

disclosure, your buddy the guy made

34:34

your buddy wipe the loogie off him. Right?

34:36

Yes. Yes. Like he demands, like,

34:38

get the fuck over here wipe

34:40

this off. it was kinda like, what the fuck bro? Like, so he my

34:42

my friend, he's like, my friend was all

34:44

nervous, you know, real nice guy. Mhmm.

34:46

And so I I believe he started. This

34:48

was, like, five ago at this point. I

34:50

believe he started to wipe it off with, like,

34:52

his own jacking. He's like, oh, man. Like, I'm so

34:54

sorry. Then he saw him

34:56

increasingly getting more and more upset. So that's when I think he went in got

34:58

a bar napkin. Oh, that wasn't good enough

35:00

for him. His own jacket? Well, it didn't

35:04

help. Why to This wasn't effective in getting the the loogie

35:06

off. Oh, wow. This must have been a fucking So

35:08

he was wearing a guy he was wearing Yeah. I

35:10

mean, a check spitting out a check.

35:13

Like, you spit on his hoodie here. Was there, like, a white

35:15

Sox Dave Pico type deal? Or, like, kinda, we

35:17

we talk in Columbia. It was, yeah, it

35:19

was, like, a Columbia zip up. Like, one of those black

35:21

fleece ones that everyone used was a fleas. Yeah. Oh,

35:23

that shit's not going anywhere. That's what I mean. You're not seeing that till next

35:26

watch. You kidding me. that thing

35:28

that thing

35:30

scraping up. That's what I mean. It's a

35:32

tough situation. No one wanted to happen,

35:34

wanted to hit. Yeah. So what are you

35:36

gonna do in that situation? Yeah. I mean, at

35:38

the very least, do what your friend did and wipe

35:40

it up. with my, unfortunately, my

35:42

hand or my jacket or my shirt or

35:44

whatever. Well, I should say, what are you gonna do if you

35:46

get spit on in

35:48

that situation? are you gonna

35:50

be, well, first off, if the person looks

35:52

super tough, I'm not gonna do anything. I'm just gonna

35:54

walk by and, like, yeah, don't worry about it,

35:56

bro. That's probably what I would

35:58

do. As long as as long as he wasn't,

36:00

like, fuck this guy, like, spit on me. It was it

36:02

was clearly a genuine mistake. There's

36:04

nothing you can do. Yes. But at the same

36:06

time, some people would be,

36:08

like, oh, you just let that, like, you know, bus half bus in your balls, but half serious,

36:10

you're gonna just let that guy spit on you not do anything.

36:12

Yeah. If if the guy who accidentally

36:14

spit on me didn't make a gesture to

36:16

at least help get it

36:18

off, I'd be mad. Even if it was an accident,

36:20

you have to, like, oh, you know, I'll get you a

36:22

napkin. Like, I'm I'm for sure, you know? For

36:24

sure. Like

36:26

that, this is a situation where the action

36:28

is

36:28

bad and unfortunate, but

36:30

the reaction is more important than

36:33

the action. Totally. You

36:36

gotta be sympathetic, dude. You gotta

36:38

be like, hey, dude. I'm really fucking sorry. What can

36:40

I do? There could be just a lot of stubbornness

36:42

going on in the situation. Yeah.

36:45

You can't be, like, there's a fucking accident, get over

36:47

it -- Right. -- and or

36:49

yeah. Because, like, you know, spitting on it

36:51

is spitting someone on someone. is one

36:53

of the most, you know, if it's an if

36:56

intentional, the meanest thing to do. You know,

36:58

punch me in the face for you, spit in my face.

37:00

Yeah. Absolutely. especially

37:02

a lagoon. Total fucking greener. A

37:04

soup while smoking a sink. Oh,

37:06

god. I think I had some fuck in

37:09

tobacco and shit. Little hint of ash. Yeah, dude. Oh,

37:11

man. Carincidence spit. That's

37:14

tough though. Like, Like,

37:16

it's funny that the

37:18

fleece is such a fucking game

37:20

changer too, dude, because that needs water.

37:23

Like, you almost have to put that under

37:25

the faucet. Right. best case scenario, it would have been

37:27

like a windbreaker. Yeah. That's how we

37:29

clean off. And, like, it's gross,

37:32

but, like, you could wipe it off with your like,

37:34

or, like, if I was the one that

37:36

got spit on, I would just walk over and probably just

37:38

wipe it on

37:39

the wall. Sure.

37:40

Like, the alley, like, go the

37:42

bricks and l. Exactly what I was picturing. side of a

37:45

dumpster. Yes. Exactly. That's what

37:47

I'm doing. Dan, dude.

37:49

damn dude hopefully no one finds

37:50

himself in that situation. Yeah, dude. What do you

37:53

think worse to be the spitter or

37:55

the spitty spitter personally?

37:59

Yeah. because

37:59

I knew

37:59

much worse. Yeah. because if you're spending on the

38:02

wrong person, like, that person

38:04

might see rad right away and just trying to beat

38:06

the fuck up. Exactly. Like

38:08

that guy. a guy with my friend. That's what I mean. I think, you know, in normal

38:10

circumstances, everyone would understand there

38:12

was an accident. Yeah. The spinner would

38:15

do something to and I wouldn't

38:17

fight the person. No. Of course, I'm there's

38:20

plenty of people who would. Oh, there's plenty of people too.

38:22

Like, anyone under the age of twenty two if that's, like,

38:24

two twenty two year olds and that's

38:26

happening? Oh, this. We talk about how many people getting fights over just

38:28

pumping people at the bar per side. You

38:30

remember that, dude? There needs to

38:32

be like There

38:34

needs to be like a bar

38:36

PSA Okay? What the fuck

38:38

is that? Someone's got a fucking foghorn

38:41

in here. fuck of construction workers.

38:44

Jeez. My my eyes

38:46

almost came out of my head. Go on. Let's enter the

38:48

shark tank. Alright?

38:50

Alright. Yeah.

38:52

I love this idea.

38:55

I'm a genius. you

38:57

know how there's, like, before roller coasters, they bring

39:00

you into a room, and they explain all the

39:02

rules. Mhmm. Like, do not put your

39:04

arms outside

39:06

the coaster. Do not stand up? Like, do not have that? More like a a

39:08

haunted house or laser to quest?

39:10

Yes. I was doing laser

39:12

quest cadence.

39:14

I noticed. Dude, I sit in the other line on.

39:16

Sorry. But yes. Yes. I was

39:18

thinking, like, well, they used to do that, like, the Batman,

39:20

like, if it's a cool line. Sure. Sure. It's

39:24

flags. Yeah. But yes, like haunted house, they say, like, do not touch the people,

39:26

like, do not whatever, they will

39:28

fuck you up. Yes. Exactly. There needs to

39:30

be a little

39:32

section people go to before they

39:34

go into bars. And it just needs to

39:36

be like, here's Johnny. Here's

39:38

Timmy. They accidentally bumped

39:40

into each other at the bar And then

39:42

Timmy Curbs stomped him, and he put him into a coma, and then he

39:44

did nine years in Cook County Prison. Like, you

39:46

know, and, like, don't do that. It's only

39:49

a bump. You'll be okay. go

39:51

have fun with, like, the terrible actors. Yeah. You

39:53

know it? Okay. I mean

39:55

i mean

39:57

yeah. Most senior. I think it is

39:59

too. Most people would think it's, like, common knowledge. Don't get in a fight, but but

40:01

you're not drunk. Everything's out the window. This needs

40:03

to be college town thing. College

40:06

Just typically too young. This

40:08

is what happens in our town when you

40:10

just participate in violence -- Yes. --

40:12

over the influence. Yes. Over those bars that let

40:14

the underagers and

40:16

Yeah. True?

40:17

You know

40:18

what I mean? Like I'm always fucking like and

40:20

just an automated video that plays every time you

40:22

go, like, with an vestibule of a bar, then you

40:24

are now free to enter the bar. Yes. I'd

40:26

like to should I do fight week here one time or it's like someone who comes in

40:28

here and he was a you know, the

40:31

he was a guy who got stomped and he lived

40:33

at the telltale and then one

40:35

guy was the stopper, and he did time. And it's

40:38

like, hey. Let's try to do PSI. Yeah.

40:40

That's like that's like what they do with prom in high

40:42

school. What what is

40:44

it called? Operation Operation Operation Operation Operation

40:46

bar. Operation bar. See,

40:48

kinda seriously.

40:49

Bar

40:50

fighting is not

40:51

smart people. No. smart.

40:54

Very very little risk reward.

40:56

Yeah. Alright. That was a good question. I

40:58

like it. I like to come in. I'll

41:02

invest. but I will say my only qualm is all that all that goes out the window

41:04

when you're drunk. You're not

41:06

gonna be like, oh, fuck, I just

41:09

remembered that instructional thing. I

41:11

can't fight this guy, that guy spits on

41:13

your clogging them. No. But I'm

41:16

yeah. That's fair though, but it's it's good

41:18

because you warned them. Yes. Right?

41:20

They they know. Yeah. You know, hey, if

41:22

you if you get too handsy in our bar --

41:24

Yeah. -- refer to the video. And if you do

41:26

that, then you give them the chair. like, alright. You're going

41:28

straight to jail. It's share.

41:30

That's that's that's share.

41:32

Oh, dude. We're getting a bar fight. You're dying.

41:34

You're dying. See you. We're gonna kill

41:36

you. Jesus. Alright. Hopefully,

41:38

Cuban heard that one. No.

41:40

I think no. Hersha Vax. Hersha Vax

41:42

too much of a pussy for that one. wonderful.

41:44

We'll enjoy it. Or Barbara Cochrane. Okay.

41:47

You know? Nice. So

41:49

many stupid guys get

41:52

into a fight because I bumped each other. Who is I didn't

41:54

like it. Who is your All Star Shark

41:56

lineup? One girl. You

41:58

can have one

42:00

girl and How many do you

42:02

usually have one? Five? So one

42:04

girl and four guys. I like

42:05

Laurie Better, but I think Barbara might be more

42:08

entertaining. So

42:10

And more

42:11

Chicago, though, too. Same, but you already have a heel

42:13

with mister Wonderful, so I kinda don't

42:15

need Barbara. That's but

42:18

I like when they go at each that's great dynamic.

42:20

to to clash the Titans. Yes.

42:25

but then there's also, like there's

42:27

also with Damon. I don't

42:30

know if I I don't know if he's in mine,

42:32

but he because you can't you can't roll out Cuban. Cuban wonderful

42:34

are locks. I've always said, Anne

42:36

Hirschbach's such a baby. Well, I'm not

42:38

a baby. You just cries. I like

42:41

that. If I was doing like a celebrity

42:43

roast or something, I would gather

42:45

the meanest people, not like the funny. It's

42:47

just the meanest. And so far, I think

42:49

I would have Mister Wonderful, Judge

42:52

Judy, Gordon Ramsay,

42:54

M and M.

42:56

And I think there's one more.

42:59

That's a good that's a good for a

43:01

good amount rush more of mean people. That's

43:03

a good one. You did a good

43:05

job there. Appreciate it. Yeah.

43:07

You guys Maybe the girl from what's her name? You are the

43:10

weakest link. Goodbye. Oh, she's good.

43:12

Yeah. They they brought that show back because we've been with Jane

43:14

Lynch, though. a good deal. We've seen we've

43:16

seen Janelons be too funny now to take her

43:18

seriously. What do you mean? Sorry, Jane.

43:20

Sorry, Jane.

43:23

Yeah. Cuban, Damon, Robert, mister wonderful, Barbara,

43:25

probably. Okay. Yeah. Fair. I'd say,

43:28

Cuban, Robert, mister wonderful. I

43:30

go, Laurie.

43:34

Yeah. And I like Laurie. better.

43:36

And you gotta get a name. And I like the dynamic

43:39

of our such

43:41

a bitch too. And that's great though. It's awesome. There's

43:43

one I was watching one

43:46

and the lady was like, it's

43:48

just been so hard, you know, I

43:50

have a son at home in his ADHD. Like, we have

43:52

to do a lot of extra stuff, you know, to

43:54

work with him and I'm trying to do that and balance

43:56

the business. Barbara was like, yeah, I

43:58

empathize to see who I have a a son with

43:59

eighty eighty two, but that has

44:02

nothing to do with business.

44:04

I'm out. We need we need barbers in the world. We need people

44:06

in check. Yes. For sure. No one really gives a

44:08

fuck if you're suffering.

44:10

Absolutely. Absolutely. Tell people to go

44:12

just fucking live

44:14

that. Maybe I'll add Barbara to my my

44:16

roasties -- Yeah. -- roasties. Yeah. -- roasters. Yeah. Should be

44:18

good. Two sharks. Alright

44:20

then, Danny. Alright. I Thank you. This

44:23

was fun. This is good. Mhmm. It went now introspective, and then we got,

44:25

you know, stupid specter. Who

44:28

needs Hannah? Yes. You know, she's in a hot seat. Thanks, everybody,

44:30

for listening. That's it for today. We'll be back

44:32

tomorrow. We will see

44:34

you then.