This week, Tristan and Carolyn talk about making people sad in Mario Maker 2, summoning useless doves in Magic: The Gathering and finding a new niche.

Episode 62: Rat on Top

Jun 21st, 2019 53m 7s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Trevor use a portkey to transport to the magical world of Harry Potter: Wizards Unite, and then immediately wonder what the hell is happening. Topics also include subway pigeons, poop cruises and (sigh) Dexit.

Episode 61: E3 2019 Wrap-up

Jun 14th, 2019 1h 5m

The biggest gaming show of the year has just ended, and that can only mean one thing: Tristan, Carolyn and Tony will try in vain to talk about relevant games before the inevitable "cowboy centaur" conversation bubbles up.

Episode 60: Elder Scrolls IX - The Lusty Argonian Maid

Jun 7th, 2019 56m 42s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony talk a bit about Magic (the Gathering) before diving head-first into E3 expectations. Also included is our audition tape for the Russo Bros, at no extra cost to you!

Episode 59: Shingies

May 31st, 2019 51m 21s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony attempt to decipher the trailers for Death Stranding and the new Netflix Dark Crystal series before going full-on History Channel with UFO talk.

Episode 58: It's Natural

May 24th, 2019 50m 10s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony spend an inordinate amount of time unraveling the Terminator timeline, a regular amount of time on a crank-based handheld gaming system and a small amount of time on what shelf Jean-Luc Picard's wine goes on.

Episode 57: Game of Thrones Spoilercast

May 20th, 2019 1h 2m

This week, Tristan, Carolyn and Tony share their reactions to the Game of Thrones finale. It's no Avatar: The Last Airbender, but then again, what is?

Episode 56: Live Poultry Laughter Comedy Club

May 17th, 2019 46m 19s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony get mad that people are writing about people that are mad about things. Plus, everyone embraces our terrifying future where the internet collectively worships an incel Joker. But hey, Mario Maker 2 looks pret

Episode 55: Edgelord Magic

May 10th, 2019 51m 15s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony learn who ProJared is and several reasons to despise him. Plus, we react to those finely-tuned multimillion dollar commercials known as "movie trailers."

54: Purplo vs. The Army

May 3rd, 2019 47m 22s

This week, Tristan, Carolyn and Tony argue over whether Sonic's movie look was surprisingly horrific or just as horrific as expected. Plus, lots of talk about trash!

Episode 53: Avengers Endgame Spoilercast

Apr 26th, 2019 1h 21m

Carolyn, Tristan and Trevor all saw Avengers: Endgame on opening night, and they have a lot to say! Beware, this episode contains FULL SPOILERS -- don't say we didn't warn you!

Episode 52: Skin Dealings

Apr 19th, 2019 48m 17s

This week, Tristan, Carolyn and Tony chat about the big PS5 news, Avengers leaks and City of Heroes. Plus, the gang tries and fails to talk about anything Star Wars related other than Solo.

Episode 51: Ryan Gosling's iPhone 2 - Parabellum

Apr 12th, 2019 45m 41s

This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony jump into an unyielding vortex of news that not even Pokemon can escape. See if you can tell whether we'd heard all that Disney Plus news at the time of recording!

Episode 50: A Windowless Middle School

Jan 11th, 2019 48m 31s

This week Tony and Tristan welcome Carolyn Page to the fold as they chat about Red Dead Redemption 2, Magic: The Gathering and a terrifying true urban legend about a middle school and the person who built it. Oh, and Paddington is in there some

Episode 49: Sad Furry Space Horses

Jan 4th, 2019 44m 53s

This week, Tony and Tristan are finding it weirdly difficult to recover from having time off work, but they do manage to get into Return of the Obra Dinn, horse racing and the last 10 minutes of the CHiPs reboot movie. You know, all the essenti

Episode 48: Getting *Into* Into the Spider-Verse

Dec 21st, 2018 45m 55s

This week, Tristan and Tony team up to get to the bottom of Andrew's Spider-Man fascination. From Into the Spider-Verse, to the weirdest moments of the character's comic book history. Is Spider-Man everything he's cracked up to be? Uh. Yes. He

Episode 47: Paper, Rock, Sonic

Dec 14th, 2018 31m 48s

This week, Tony and Tristan have a lot to get off of their furry, blue muscular chests, and it mostly involves some movie starring a creepy blue hedgehog

Episode 46: Smash You in the Zone

Dec 7th, 2018 42m 24s

This week Tristan, Tony and Ryan tackle the release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, ponder Rayman's biology and fume over vintage Taco Bell logos.

Episode 45: A Nylon Bag Full of Anime

Nov 30th, 2018 1h

This week, Tristan and Tony talk at length about the treasure trove of anime news, argue about whether the last two episodes of Evangelion sucked and also dig into Fallout 76's real-world woes. Stay tuned for a bonus rant about Red Dead Redempt

Episode 44.5: Venom Hole Country

Nov 23rd, 2018 36m 41s

Thanksgiving week means a short episode, so Tony and resident bad boy of the podcast Jake Young list what they're thankful for: inevitable Venom sequels, new Doctor Who, and board games that allow you to circumvent H.P. Lovecraft's racist histo

Episode 44: Stan Lee-kachu and Incredible Stew

Nov 16th, 2018 58m 16s

This week, Tony, Ryan and Jake chat about Stan Lee and his storied cameo catalog. Plus, we cover Detective Pikachu and Toy Story 4's war for animated movie mindshare.

Episode 43: Diablo Dreams Don't Die

Nov 9th, 2018 52m 9s

This week, Tony and Tristan dive into the darkest pits of hell (or uh, heaven?) to talk Diablo, guns in Dragon Ball Z and a Wachowski ballet. Listen now and we'll throw in our thoughts on the new Paddington and some extra Red Dead 2 stories, ab

Episode 42: The Last Super Smash Brother

Nov 2nd, 2018 53m 7s

This week, Tony and Tristan discuss the dire Smash Bros. trailer, the depressing Fallout 76 and the tragedy that is Henry Cavill's wig in the Witcher TV series.

Episode 41: Red Dead Redemption 2 Impressions

Oct 29th, 2018 43m 59s

This week, Tony, Tristan and Ryan swap stories of their first weekend with Red Dead Redemption 2. Dogs are kicked, horses are severely injured and we're all left contemplating the steep price of human labor for a game with realistic horse poop.