This episode was initially supposed to be about the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. We did manage to talk about it for about five minutes but then we drifted to vagina steamers and the wonderful Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP! Enjoy!**Technology failed u

Creepypasta: We're Getting Indegestion

Oct 28th, 2019 55m 44s

With Halloween approaching we've decided to delve into the world of Creepy Pasta. Join us while Chris gives us hyper-realistic readings of these frightful online stories, so terrifying that we end up in tears. Lies. We're crying because of th

The Cinema Experience

Oct 14th, 2019 1h 2m

This episode we discuss our early cinema experiences, what cinema etiquette is and whether cinemas/the film industry is dying.We also talk about spider infestations & infections. Just a little bit.

The Story Of Aleister Crowley

Sep 30th, 2019 1h 11m

This episode we'll be discussing celebrated poet & writer Aleister Crowley and his works that have inspired many. By works we mean the fact that he was an occultist, black magician, spy, satanist, cult leader & was dubbed "the wickedest man in

The Croatoan Mystery AKA The Lost Colony

Sep 16th, 2019 43m 55s

In the 16th Century a group of English settlers colonised in an area of North Carolina and dubbed their Island the Roanoake Colony. This ended bloody. Another group of settlers arrived in 1587 & had a little help adapting with the help of a

Who is Steven Spielberg?

Sep 2nd, 2019 1h 4m

Steven Spielberg is known as the man that bought audiences Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park and many other blockbusters but who is he really? This episode we explore rumours of his association with Hollywood peadophile rings as well as the demise o

Karaoke with Lina Morgana!

Aug 19th, 2019 1h

This episode we're going to be singing some classic karaoke tracks with Lina Morgana! Sort of. We'll be discussing the death of Lina Morgana & whether Lady Gaga had anything to do with it. And there will be the occasional musical interlude as w

What Happened To Olivia Mabel?

Aug 5th, 2019 1h

On February 27, 1994, Olivia Mabel's body was found in her deceased son's bedroom. Judging by the decay Olivia had been dead for months but someone had made phonecalls to the police on the day of the gruesome discovery from her home and it seem

Slayerfest 2019!

Jul 22nd, 2019 1h 27m

Simeon Simms (Queer Essential) joins us once again to discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Simeon faces off against the resident dork to see who knows the most about the wonderful Buffyverse. And Alex was there as well.*Warning* There is excitem

Phil Spector

Jul 8th, 2019 55m 6s

Phil Spector was a hot successful record producer and songwriter in the 1960s & although we'd love for this to be another nostalgic episode about the music he produced we're instead talking about something far more grizzly. After being dormant

The Vampyr Of Rhode Island

Jun 24th, 2019 38m 33s

In the late 19th century the Brown family found themselves with supremely bad luck. Tuberculosis was working it's way through the family but the residents of Rhode Island believed it to be something more sinister. Because of their speculation a

What Happened To Natalie Wood & Her Fur Coats?

Jun 10th, 2019 1h 10m

On 29/11/1981 Natalie Wood went on what should've been a leisurely boat ride with her husband, Robert Wagner, her friend Christopher Walken and the captain Dennis Davern but never made it back to land alive. Initially she was believed to have d

We're Old!

May 27th, 2019 42m 56s

This episode we're discussing how slang makes us feel old! We also get distracted by ASMR and Conway Twitty. The usual basically.Enjoy!

Avengers: Endgame

May 13th, 2019 45m 15s

This episode we sit down to discuss End Game. Did our theories line up with what actually happened? Did it live up to the hype? Is it worth the billions it's made? Where does the MCU go from here? If you're not a fan of the MCU don't worry, we

Memorable Celebrity Incidents

Apr 29th, 2019 39m 39s

This episode we have a special guest! Don't get excited, it's not Chris Hemsworth. It's not really anyone of importance. Our guest has bought along a few memorable celebrity incidents from 2018. Why 2018 you ask? Time machine, it's definitely b

Another One Of Those One Shots

Apr 15th, 2019 47m 47s

This week we have another one of those one shots! Yes, we'll be talking about things and stuff and things. And other stuff. And some more things. Basically we just felt like having a chat about rude people, expletives and porn and our egos are

Who Is The Lord of the Rings?

Apr 1st, 2019 58m 15s

This week we're hyped up on Tolkien so we're having a major geekfest spectacular! From The Lord of the Rings to The Hobbit to Tom Bombadll we discuss it all and we deduce the most pressing case we've had yet, who is The Lord of the Rings? Will

The One Where We Get Nostalgic Again

Mar 18th, 2019 57m 59s

This episode we learn to hate each other a little less while bonding over our childhoods. Some of the highlights are school, cereal, television and movies! Yes, we get mighty nostalgic but we've saved enough memories for the next one. Enjoy!

The Legend Of James Dean

Mar 4th, 2019 41m 19s

During the 1950s James Dean was making a name for himself in Hollywood. Unfortunately his career was short lived and he never managed to reach the heights of some of his contempories but he'll never been forgotten. This episode we discuss the l

Queer Essential: When The Tipple Got Too Tasty

Feb 25th, 2019 1h 35m

By popular demand (the demands of certain members of The DD) we have a special extended cut of our Queer Essential episode! The Prosecco is flowing!Don't forget to check out Queer Essential on The Milk & Cereal YouTube channel, it's out now!

Queer Essential

Feb 18th, 2019 1h

In this weeks episode we're joined by the delightful Simeon Simms and a bottle of Prosecco! We'll be discussing the launch of Queer Essential, his fantastic new panel show which will be gracing us with its presence on 25/02/2019 via The Milk &

We're Having An Infinity War!

Feb 4th, 2019 1h 7m

This week we're filling in Alex on the greatness that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the heartbreak of Infinity War. *Warning* This episode contains silliness, competitiveness, a pop quiz and a few spoilers. This definitely wasn't pre-r

The Curse Of The Omen

Jan 21st, 2019 40m 34s

This week we decided to tackle a topic that's been haunting audiences (and apparently cast and crew members) for decades. Since the original film in The Omen franchise a number of people involved seemed to have suffered a great deal of bad luck

Pick A Perve!

Jan 7th, 2019 1h 10m

After an extended hiatus we're back! Instead of starting off with a light hearted topic we decided to delve right into the Hollywood sexual harassers. Again. From Harvey Weinstein to Asia Argento we cover it all! Only we dont, we picked a few

The Dorks Being Dorks: Take Two

Jan 1st, 2018 27m 2s

We want to wish you all a happy new year! We've been a little busy over the last couple of months so we appreciate you sticking by us during our dry spell. To say thanks we've cobbled together an outtakes episode so if you want to hear us mispr