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What do you know about Delta 9? Oh
0:10
yeah. What's that weed thing? The
0:12
weed derivative or whatever. It's legal.
0:15
It's like not weed though. Well it is. It's
0:17
like a... I don't know anything at all. Just
0:19
google it. I get it. We
0:21
talked about it a couple years ago. A possible sponsor. Please hold
0:24
on. I don't know. I
0:27
don't know. It's
0:30
a type of THC. You need
0:34
a little more bingo on them. Just kidding. Thank
0:36
you for getting more bingo on them all night.
0:39
Delta 9 is one of the chemicals in cannabis.
0:45
I know that. There you go. That's
0:47
diet smoke. What the fuck is this?
0:52
What the fuck is this? Tell us. Alex,
0:54
Australian. Alex is back if you
0:56
haven't noticed. And Derek,
0:59
I did 10 milligrams. He did 10
1:01
milligrams. Derek is back too. Did you
1:03
do anything else? I don't know how many of you did.
1:05
Are they... And you're forming it? I
1:07
didn't notice anything. Okay. It's a
1:09
THC I think. I
1:13
wouldn't know what you feel as someone
1:15
who smokes pot more than I
1:17
drink. See here's the
1:19
thing. I don't hardly
1:21
ever do gummies or
1:24
edibles. Last night I did.
1:26
I make my own. I have rice crispy treats. The
1:30
butter and stuff in there. But I
1:32
all eat 100 milligrams and
1:35
then just pass the fuck out.
1:37
That's the only reason I eat
1:39
edibles. Like a bear. Just
1:41
a gunshot. Yes. We
1:44
were high as fuck. I wanted to do a
1:47
thing. Because
1:49
I get so fucking silly when I'm high.
1:51
We were laughing so hard and he was
1:54
filming. This is a Dollar Tree. This
1:56
is another thing we have to do. Oh
1:58
yeah. What is going on? This
2:00
is the one that's recalled that
2:02
I've been putting on my fucking oatmeal Every
2:05
fucking morning for over a year almost
2:08
a year Full
2:13
of lead At
2:18
the end of this I want to
2:21
show us Laughing
2:23
because I'm on the website.
2:25
I was spitballing a fake
2:27
commercial For this and
2:30
it's got now with lead and I'm
2:32
reading the Wikipedia page of lead toxicity
2:34
and I'm gonna fuck you up Yeah,
2:38
so that yeah every single fucking
2:40
day since I Try
2:43
glycerides and I'm gonna be on a good diet For
2:47
my cholesterol I'll tell you what it could
2:49
be a blessing in disguise the other day
2:52
I watched a video of a whole family
2:54
that lived in a house full of lead.
2:56
Yeah, and it was the funniest fucking thing
3:13
Yeah, I think it like chips away at your So
3:22
at the end of this podcast, hey that didn't see
3:24
you guys sitting out there, yeah throw up throw up
3:26
some of Last
3:34
night was it that funny
3:36
or was it completely not? I
3:41
was fixated on I found
3:43
I don't know how pygmies
3:45
came up I was in it was
3:47
a great opening word for wordle today. Oh Avatage
3:51
myself But
3:53
I what I took a six
3:58
I think I got more after After missing
4:00
completely on the first two. Good
4:03
job. I think, you know, if
4:05
you're, you know, you usually get it, you know,
4:08
in four, if you don't. If
4:10
you can see this. Uh oh. Brendan
4:14
Walls, I have a second wordle group,
4:16
but Brendan Walls, he was
4:18
fucking lost. He X'd out
4:20
on six, so I went, WOW!
4:22
WOW! WOW! WOW!
4:26
WOW! WOW! And
4:28
then later on. WOW! WOW!
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WOW! WOW! WOW!
4:34
Three hours later. Sorry. You
4:36
want more? Oh yeah, pig meat. WOW!
4:40
We'll do more of that later.
4:42
Yeah, we'll be good. All
4:45
day long. That's
4:49
great. Uh, so, uh, what was
4:51
I saying? Hahahahaha!
4:55
Hahahahaha! I remember that.
4:57
Oh, the fucking pygmy. So,
5:00
I don't know what started this, but
5:02
I started going down this, like,
5:04
you know, hole of pygmies. A
5:07
hole of pygmy? A rabbit hole
5:09
of pygmy. Like human pygmies? And so
5:11
there's one tribe, the Tarone, which in 1960
5:13
they found this tribe of...
5:19
Oh yeah! Only, uh, mongoloid,
5:21
like, Tibetan kind of that
5:23
area. Never
5:27
seen people before. No,
5:30
no, these are little pygmies. Yeah,
5:32
yeah. And they were down, like, in
5:34
the... In 97 was the last time
5:36
this guy went, and there were only 12 of
5:38
them left. And at first
5:40
he had to, like, hike fucking
5:42
600 miles into fucking the remote
5:45
parts of Burma, meets China, meets...
5:48
And the one tribe, at
5:50
first, wouldn't cop to the fact that there
5:52
were any of them, because they used to
5:54
keep them as slaves. Oh, wow! And snacks.
5:57
Oh, wow! Good
6:00
chance, good chance. Finally
6:03
when they knew these guys aren't here
6:05
to punish him for having pygmy slaves,
6:07
they go, oh, okay, come here. Here's
6:09
the 12. There's only 12 of them left,
6:11
and they said they weren't breeding anymore because
6:14
all their babies come out so fucked up.
6:16
Oh, no. That there was
6:18
this self-extinction of a tribe. Oh,
6:20
man. And you go, okay, last I've heard of this
6:22
is 2013, and I can't find anything else. Like
6:26
a tribe that decided, listen,
6:29
we're too inbred, that
6:32
we just keep having babies with small heads and
6:34
they're in much pain. And they decided, hey, we
6:37
gotta stop. Yeah.
6:40
We can fuck outside the tribe, but who? Who? Maybe
6:43
like the U.N. or something. They're
6:45
fucking like, p'rom. Sounds like Disney.
6:48
Some group
6:51
that's trucking some midget chicks or
6:53
something to them. Help up. I
6:56
mean, they do it from pandas and different. They try to stay
6:58
in this. Oh, my God. That's
7:00
what I'm saying. This story
7:02
falls off the fucking map. A tribe
7:05
is... You can't
7:07
have a fucking blue-ass fucking
7:09
woodpecker without people protesting.
7:13
Yeah. Yeah. Cut
7:15
down that tree because of this fucking... Save it. Yeah,
7:17
you gotta let this one go, man. This is
7:19
gonna go. Mm-hmm. Get
7:21
those little people in there. Yeah. So
7:25
it's been 11 years since anyone's even
7:27
mentioned these people that were going out
7:29
of business. Going out of business. We're
7:31
a custom shop. Everything must go. Half-off
7:34
sale. If you're
7:36
gonna do some due diligence or
7:39
run over there to Burma and take a
7:41
600-mile detour, it's
7:43
the Tyrone. T-A-R-O-N. T-A-R-O-N.
7:46
T-A-R-O-N. Can we watch something about a
7:48
remote... Not the Tyrone
7:50
people. That's crazy. That
7:53
was in the YouTube thing. They were
7:55
the guy doing the map or something.
7:57
Yeah. Google map. Google
8:00
Maps and then he went to the place. He found some
8:02
secret place. No, it wasn't Madagas. He might have been on
8:04
Madagas. Yeah, and it was like in the middle. They had
8:06
to drive and then move. Yeah, it was all these
8:08
isolated people. Yeah, it was like super suspicious of everybody.
8:12
It was like a cult though. It was a little
8:14
bit like a cult. Different, but not. The
8:16
Senegalese, the Lost Tribe of,
8:18
that's where the Christian
8:21
kid that tried to, I'm going to
8:23
get up and bring the word
8:25
to Jesus. Okay, okay. In
8:28
the name of God, and then, oopsie. And
8:31
the arrows. Fill the malayos. Aww.
8:34
I think they did eat him. They were God's
8:36
arrows. Right, yeah. You tasted that shit.
8:39
No one don't stop by to say, hey, you
8:41
know, body or anything. If you have family, you
8:43
know how they get weird about if they want
8:45
the body. I would do that mission though.
8:47
That would be my... Where's
8:50
the body? That
8:53
was very nice. Fat
8:55
jail. What
8:57
part don't you eat? Is
8:59
there a pile? There's got to be a
9:01
part you don't eat. Open
9:07
casket of just knuckles. Wild
9:09
as dick, you knuckles. We
9:12
don't eat the dicks or knuckles.
9:15
We make hot dogs out of that.
9:17
That would be weird. Just hot dogs.
9:22
Oh no. That's
9:25
right, that guy, that stupid kid.
9:28
Yeah, and there is like a video
9:30
of him, that your canoe motion, like
9:32
he did that. He really like rode
9:34
to the place like that. We rode
9:37
with him in the pumpkin arrow. Yeah,
9:39
he really wanted to go. We
9:42
went to Costa Rica once and went
9:45
to a bull fight. I happen to have
9:47
a found in a thrift
9:49
store, a vintage shop, a tour. A tour.
9:52
A tour. You would have. I'm
9:54
special. No, that was
9:56
no pilots. Oh, that's sharp. But anyway, yeah,
9:58
they booed me. it said cultural
10:00
appropriation. They know what that is. What
10:03
about them hats that kind of look
10:05
like Mickey Mouse ears? Can you get
10:07
them? Oh yeah, they do. They're so cute.
10:11
But I really, really thought that because
10:13
we were doing drugs and we went and
10:15
we got to where they let people
10:17
run around in the ring. It's kind of
10:20
a bull fights meets the running of the
10:22
bulls where the general public can get in
10:24
the fucking ring while they're talking
10:26
with the bulls. And so we
10:29
have to and then I
10:31
really, I was tripping. So I, I really
10:33
thought I could communicate with this bull. I
10:35
was making eye contact with and
10:38
fortunately or not someone talked me out of it. Like
10:40
I was going to go and fucking rub his head.
10:44
You were booing me because I'm
10:46
wearing a fucking stupid bullfighter jacket.
10:48
Oh my God. But I
10:51
fucking I still to this day think
10:54
I can have pet it that fucking
10:56
day. Because if you, if you could
10:58
do that when you're tripping. Yeah. You're
11:00
like a tourist, right? Come back around.
11:04
I wonder if that guy
11:06
was tripping balls when he
11:09
thought he should bring Jesus
11:11
to the fucking untouched tribe
11:13
of the Senegalese. And
11:16
it was a Mormon God too, wasn't it?
11:18
Yeah. I think it was or
11:21
maybe Jovah's with a hard God.
11:23
Yeah. Even the big, they're like,
11:25
that kind
11:33
of sounds like bull. The plate.
11:35
Weird. The big means when they
11:37
described the pygmies, it
11:43
is, it sounds like the
11:46
most racist shit, like beyond racism.
11:48
It's, it's humanism, like where they
11:52
refer to him as like hunter
11:54
gatherer, like a live person that
11:56
he met. Yeah. Like you can't
11:59
hunter gather. Like
12:01
they're Neanderthals, or they're a species
12:03
of monkeys. Get-go-fucking-came-mats! Well, they're the
12:05
other kind of, aren't they? Yeah,
12:09
but it just sounded like... I
12:14
mean, they're people. Yeah! Are
12:16
we sure? Yeah,
12:19
they're people! Welcome, they're so little. The
12:22
Wikipedia page, it says, Pygmies
12:24
has been, whatever,
12:26
declared a slur.
12:29
But there's been no word to replace it.
12:33
There's no word. Well,
12:35
how often do Pygmies come
12:37
up in conversation? Not often.
12:41
What? Sorry,
12:44
Gary, you were about to say something.
12:46
Oh no, it was Trahe de Lucis.
12:48
That's what the bullfighter thing they're called.
12:50
The suit of light. The
12:53
suit? The sequence on it? Yeah, but I don't know
12:55
if the jacket has its own name, it's the jacket
12:57
of light. Ah! You
13:02
don't still have it, do you? I'd love to see it. No,
13:05
no. We
13:07
haven't even been to Costa Rica in probably...
13:11
I don't know. We did go once. The
13:13
last time I remember... In 2019. Who
13:17
got robbed? Didn't she get robbed one time?
13:19
Yeah, one time we got robbed. But do
13:21
you remember the trios? Yeah, the trios. Yeah,
13:23
that was when there was big
13:26
tension with Becker
13:28
and... Edward? Yeah.
13:31
The people who say, I hate
13:33
drama. You go, well, that's where
13:36
all your stories come from. Consciousness.
13:41
Sometimes it's fun. Yeah,
13:43
I think we need more drama
13:45
around here. I do
13:47
notice as I isolate more and more,
13:49
I just have less to talk about.
13:54
Me too? Us too. We find that
13:56
like, man, why don't we get
13:58
into trouble? I just keep cutting off more. more avenues
14:00
of social, you guys are it now.
14:05
Yeah, it's
14:07
a conscious decision on some level
14:09
where, like today I was, in
14:11
the past few days, thinking
14:15
like, I know I could change my mind to just
14:17
think like I used to think, whatever,
14:22
I was just a fucking creating
14:25
fucking conflict without getting
14:27
like, all right, we don't
14:30
want to get sued, there's a boundary
14:32
there, okay, let's corral
14:34
fucking crazy into a
14:37
somewhat organized place.
14:39
Right. And that
14:41
all starts with the Flying Andy
14:43
down. We're
14:48
bringing them to Doc Sinnott's, we're
14:53
vacationing with the Sinnott's. Oh, in
14:55
Sedona. Oh,
14:58
I talk to Jenny. No,
15:00
you keep thinking. Former
15:03
Mexican. Sedona sounds like a Mexican.
15:06
No, it's a white staff. Sedona
15:08
and Italian? It's
15:10
Mexican. I mean, are you from Australia?
15:14
Let me know if you asked me to be
15:16
nice or if you need me to
15:18
help corral Andy, because I can go
15:20
help. You're very good at
15:22
it. I always get bumped
15:24
up with Andy because he's, you know, if
15:26
I get along great. No, no, they said
15:28
they have a room for eight, bring all
15:30
your friends. So,
15:34
they were going to move one of the twin
15:36
beds to make a queen bed, a king-size bed.
15:38
I'm like, don't do that. I
15:40
get people to take two twins. Yeah.
15:44
When is it? Second.
15:47
Oh, yeah. One
15:54
of my sisters has a like a cult
15:56
in Sedona. That would be a good interview. She
15:58
could put you in touch with the... It's
16:00
the spirit realm. I want a
16:03
cult. Every
16:05
other person in the building is the head
16:07
of a cult. Hang on. Hang on. So,
16:10
because that's... Senna was like, hey, no,
16:12
you can do it. Come on up here. You can work
16:14
from here. I'm like, what if we get a...
16:17
I go, if we can figure out something to justify
16:19
it. Oh, your sister's the
16:21
head of a cult? Yeah. That's over.
16:23
I'll get the... I'll get
16:25
more of the details. So it doesn't look
16:27
like we're making fun of her, but... Here's the thing, is Andy
16:29
is very likely to join a cult. So
16:33
she is kind of a lead, really. If
16:36
you get a lead... They're gonna be able to
16:38
come back. They're gonna find
16:40
out about all those positive vibes. Andy's looking for
16:42
a way out, I think. He might join that
16:44
cult. Yeah, Andy will for sure. He's
16:47
vulnerable. He is very... He needs a
16:49
group with love and light and... I'm
16:51
struck. ...tells him what to wear in
16:53
it. He needs that. He's gonna end
16:55
up with Jehovah's Witness if we don't
16:57
get him into some other cult. Yeah. He
17:00
shows up at your door to... Have
17:02
you heard the good news? He's bent over
17:04
looking at the ground. Yeah. Jesus,
17:08
evidently, Jesus was... I
17:10
don't know. We just... I
17:13
get a free vacation at Disneyland if you
17:15
sign up for Jehovah's Witness. Can
17:19
I use your bathroom? I need to look through your
17:21
medicine cabinet. I mean, me, I need to pee. He
17:26
doesn't join the Jehovah's Witness just
17:28
to get into people's houses. Yeah. He
17:31
can't get you to hold the cult in a dog's
17:33
door, so... Yeah. I've
17:36
knocked on their door about five times this week, and
17:38
they don't answer their doors right now. I know
17:40
they're living there, or they're not in their... What
17:44
a great way to case houses. You just hold
17:46
a Bible. It's
17:49
like paper booze. All right,
17:51
let's play a commercial. I got to throw my shit in
17:53
the dryer. out
18:00
my garage yesterday and all the dogs in the neighborhood
18:02
started barking. I was like, what the fuck? Somebody's coming
18:04
around because we have a dead end. I live on
18:06
a dead end. So I come out of the garage
18:08
and I walk over and the neighbor who
18:10
always yells at people to slow down, she's a bitchy
18:12
old lady, but I love her because I'm not going
18:15
to yell at people to slow down. But
18:19
there's a guy messing over with her fence. And
18:21
so I heard her, you know, can I
18:23
help you? And I was
18:25
like, oh shit, let me go. Fuck. See if
18:27
I can help this old lady out with weirdo
18:29
in the fucking neighborhood. So I kind of went
18:31
where they couldn't see me, but I could hear
18:33
them. And the guys, I'll
18:36
come over to personally invite you
18:38
to our Bible study. You read
18:40
the Bible, don't you? And then
18:42
I was like, oh, so I
18:44
go back into the garage and
18:46
then I just hid and watched
18:48
the security cameras so that I
18:50
can just rehearsing all the fucked
18:52
up shit. I would say I
18:56
got no trespassing all over my
18:58
fucking property. Does that make a
19:00
difference in Arizona? The sign? Yeah,
19:02
you can shoot people if it's
19:05
Mark. Oh, you have to have a sign.
19:07
You have to get a gun for. I
19:09
have one in Spanish. I do
19:12
too. But no, no, it's
19:14
the, uh, it's the, uh, five
19:18
circle with the line through it, but it shows a priest
19:21
and a nun, like figure.
19:23
And then it's like, no, Bible with a, I have one
19:26
says, if you come through this door, you will be shot.
19:28
And then it says
19:33
it in Spanish underneath. You
19:37
should put it in like one of
19:39
those languages that has different symbols. My
19:41
uncle gave me that one years and
19:43
years ago to my toolbox. I
19:46
thought it was a cocktail. Oh, we're all good.
19:48
I think. Did you know this is the black
19:50
cup eyes watch for I
19:53
don't even think that's Spanish. I think that's a really,
19:56
I think that's a bad spelling. Yeah. Pedestrinas.
20:01
Pedestrinas. Yeah. I'm gonna look at it. At the
20:03
end of the black line. That sounds like, maybe,
20:05
is that like hookers? Maybe. Yeah,
20:08
look at that. It really says that.
20:11
It's just a dyslexic finemaker. Dyslexic
20:15
finemaker. They gotta hire him. Wow.
20:19
Oh, he's a kid. Pedestri...
20:23
Oh, they just switched the A in the
20:25
end, yeah. They had one job. You
20:29
said that to me. That was crazy. Um,
20:31
do you, uh, have you
20:34
heard from your friends everything's good? Not
20:36
yet. Not yet. Let me see. When are
20:38
they getting here? There, come on.
20:41
This is good weed, huh? I
20:44
need that in Sonoita. And
20:46
then, uh, uh, dude,
20:48
John Saskatchewan, uh, listens to
20:51
both podcasts, uh,
20:53
sent me this jar. Oh. Sent
20:55
me a remote control, an RC truck. What?
20:58
Is it neat? I've
21:00
been having fun with it all day. I can mount
21:02
my GoPro to it. I posted a thing saying I
21:04
was gonna look and I wanted to get one so
21:06
that I could follow my chickens around. Oh, there you
21:08
go. On a Twitch stream. Take it down. That's real.
21:10
Me and the honey walked up that trail. It's rocky
21:12
as hell. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's, uh,
21:14
that would be fun. We'd go all the way to the
21:17
top? Yeah, yeah. We made it all the way to the
21:19
antenna. Yeah. There's like a little building up there. Yeah. I
21:22
haven't done that since, uh, quarantine. I
21:25
want to do it. I got a goal. I
21:27
have, I've sold these guys. I saw my
21:30
Instagram. I put a clip video of me
21:32
rolling the little truck with the guy that
21:34
listens to the both podcasts. Uh, here's, and,
21:36
uh, Andy sent me a RC truck because
21:38
I posted us thinking about getting one to
21:41
attach my GoPro to it and follow my
21:43
chickens around for my Twitch stream. Oh, no.
21:45
I was just joking, but he was like,
21:47
I want to see that here.
21:50
And he sent me a truck. So, it got
21:52
here yesterday. So, I got GoPro mounted to it
21:54
and I'm trying, I got to figure out how to
21:56
drive it, but I keep wrecking it. Preston has one.
21:58
We should have. We
22:00
get up races. But if you get such good footage,
22:03
it's like a drone that
22:05
drives down the road. Like a lazy
22:07
drone. Lazy drone. Would you watch this?
22:09
I wanted to put my camera
22:13
on top of Roomba
22:16
and let it go at Sierra Vista Mall. I
22:22
don't think... I'm afraid of someone... You
22:24
would just film nothing though, that's the
22:26
problem. That's humbly. That'd be like my
22:29
Twitch stream. It would be boring. I
22:32
would watch that just going, there's gonna
22:34
be someone eventually that notices anything. I
22:37
was more afraid that someone, a,
22:39
Sierra Vista, very fucking Trumpian, that
22:41
someone would think it's a fucking bomb.
22:44
And then it blows down the mall.
22:46
But it's not, so there's no
22:48
crime committed. Yeah, the
22:51
other thing would be what... Like we'd have to
22:53
make it real tall. Because if it went under
22:55
someone's fucking skirt. Oh, that's another... See?
22:57
We gotta think about this stuff when
23:00
you gotta tell the loo. Well then
23:02
let's use my truck with the costume
23:04
camera on it. People
23:08
get right out of it. My chickens get
23:10
right out of the way of it. I
23:12
have to... I'm working on building a trailer
23:14
that dispenses chicken feed. Oh nice. From the
23:16
truck? Yeah, from the truck so that
23:19
they'll follow and I can Twitch stream the chickens from
23:21
the... or the truck. My
23:23
room is, my sister's, you can drive it like
23:25
you're moving to a car so you can make
23:27
sure it doesn't go on. Oh, he had a
23:29
new room, but they're buying a new car. Really?
23:33
He had to worry about it all for a call or anything.
23:36
Oh, a room, but you can scare those now. My
23:40
sister says automatically or you can take it over. Alright,
23:43
you don't have a microphone down there. Thanks
23:45
for guiding us somewhere. Don't
23:48
get thinky. I'm good. Yeah,
23:52
they do fucking crazy stuff. I
23:54
just have a basic old one and
23:56
I'm such a control freak that I
23:59
have to see. revise my room book.
24:01
Yeah, I know me too. I'm like watching
24:03
it, are you okay? The bottom of the
24:05
bar stool is it gets stuck on because
24:07
it's trying to errr. And then I have
24:09
to be there kicking. No, what's its name?
24:12
What's your room book's name, Sim? Did you
24:14
name it? Well, I got two of them
24:17
now and I ran them together for the
24:19
first time. Oh wow, room book. Room book.
24:21
I finally found where they were about and
24:23
my old one is fucking a chicken. You
24:26
have an alpha room book? Yep. I feel like
24:29
a dick father, like young man you are not done. Like
24:34
it just goes back to its base. Just look
24:36
at this piss poor job. Get back out of
24:38
there. I
24:42
know it'll go returning back to base and
24:44
I will pick it up and go, no,
24:46
not today. Do
24:48
you ever see shit in front of me? Yes! You
24:55
gotta bust around a little bit.
24:57
That's what it's gonna become. We
25:02
have room book conversation. Yeah.
25:04
Dollar Tree. Not only am I on
25:07
next door and active. Yes,
25:10
next door and active. That's right.
25:12
I also belong to a
25:14
Dollar Tree group. No. Where
25:17
I commit to women of
25:19
a certain elderly age
25:21
about and I had actually on
25:23
next door you could find where
25:25
I go. There should be, we
25:28
should go to like put a
25:30
red dot on everything at Safeway.
25:32
You could get code of, you
25:34
can get this. These
25:37
are two things I said. Almond milk
25:39
as you guys go. Thank you. It's a
25:41
buck and a quarter there. You compare it to
25:43
$4.49 is the cheapest at Safeway. And I go,
25:46
cinnamon the cheapest one you can get at Safeway
25:48
is $4.99. Buck and a quarter. You
25:52
don't mind a little lid. A
25:54
week later the fucking recall. Oh
25:56
you killed old lady. What's
26:00
gonna be about how you slowly turned into
26:02
the person your mother would have been? My
26:15
mother never had the chance Filling
26:18
her legacy stranger cats That's
26:21
the neighbor's cat That
26:31
is Jim Bob when he goes to the neighbor's house,
26:33
but I haven't seen him going several weeks I
26:37
think the neighbors brought him. Yeah,
26:39
the neighbors brought some fucking broke-ass
26:41
Purina to a fucking sheba fight
26:51
Other way thanks to Dollar Tree because we
26:53
get like, you know those like chub packs
26:55
of the fancy dog food That's right. More
26:57
expensive than hamburger And but then we like
26:59
a pack of the dollar store hot dogs
27:01
because the dollar 25 Ever
27:06
hot dog every day and it's great. So yeah,
27:08
we're saving a bundle. Thanks dog. Yeah If
27:13
I have to take a little bit of lead Get
27:17
a few dollars up my almond milk Oh
27:22
my god all these brains You
27:26
only use 10% they say Well,
27:28
it's just the rest is for stories big
27:32
deal If
27:37
you really love the hot that is weird, isn't it? Yeah
27:42
Turn your back to the camera You
27:51
know, I like to I guess Fashion,
27:55
so you can have me funny like don't you fucking
27:57
chew on? I
28:00
think it fatted me up even more than normal because
28:02
I've been going to the gym and everything and
28:28
I just keep adding up. Yeah, you
28:30
look, no you look, actually
28:32
kind of, well I've lost 10 pounds. I
28:36
quit taking that fucking medicine. I was up to
28:38
280 for
28:40
that medicine. And then my
28:42
doctor, the last doctor appointment I had was in
28:44
August of last year
28:46
because the next appointment a couple months later
28:49
she ghosted me and then I contacted the
28:51
VA every month since then and they
28:53
can't, just finally I was like fuck you then. I'm not,
28:55
I was hoping they'd give me some speed. Yeah,
28:58
to counteract my therapy. So
29:00
I have another appointment with them so I can bitch at
29:02
them and I'll work that angle. I
29:04
had to go off my meds because you
29:06
guys wouldn't fucking schedule another appointment for a
29:09
year almost and then I
29:11
got fat as fuck now I'm
29:13
trimming back down because I quit
29:15
taking the medicine. I'm homicidal, suicidal
29:17
but I'm not dead fat. I'm
29:19
going to go out looking good.
29:21
I want to live
29:24
longer to kill more people. Wow, this
29:26
guy is speaking of kill more people. Joshua
29:30
Day, hey if you guys are in the mood to
29:32
write to a, I
29:34
don't know he didn't spell out why he's
29:36
in jail and wants
29:39
correspondence from anyone really. He's
29:41
a big fan. I mean he memorized my
29:44
address from us giving 212 Van
29:46
Dyke Street, Bisbee, Arizona 85603. Joshua
29:50
Day is in jail for
29:52
long enough that he wants, hey please talk to
29:55
me. Let
29:57
me give it to you off the top. Joshua
29:59
Day, inmate number one. number 144446. That's four
30:01
fours. 144446. Care of mail
30:03
processing center. He
30:11
said zoom pen its history. Media
30:15
box 9175 Seminole Florida 33775. That's inmate correspondence.
30:17
You have to, anyway, he
30:24
mentions you. He's a big fan. He
30:26
mentions Christine Levine and
30:29
the, uh, my first, uh, fan
30:31
letter from a prisoner. Did
30:34
tell. But he
30:36
heard the problem with this
30:38
fucking Levine. He mentions
30:40
that his, I was born
30:42
from shit because my mother was
30:44
a schizophrenic alcoholic and my dad
30:47
or a sperm donor, because he
30:49
was never involved in my life,
30:52
was also a serial killer
30:54
slash spree murderer. Whoa.
30:56
Depending on who you ask, because you know,
30:59
true crime people are talking about the detail.
31:01
Yeah. So, and then he
31:03
mentions another time that, uh, like his
31:05
dad has been the subject of podcasts.
31:07
He's killed eight people and, uh,
31:10
he has been the
31:12
subject of podcasts, but the guy says, I
31:14
can't listen to him. Yeah. Uh,
31:17
and I'm like, well, tell me who the fuck
31:19
your dad is. Yeah. Now we gotta know. I'm
31:21
gonna write a letter. Like I, I get the
31:23
carpal tunnel of making a grocery list. I'm not
31:25
going to fucking sit down and pen you a
31:28
fucking song. Well, can we Google it? I'm trying.
31:30
There you go. I'm already on it. We know
31:32
his name. But that's the thing. I don't know
31:34
that it's, I didn't try Googling
31:36
it because the way he talked about his
31:39
mother, like he was like, he's probably not
31:41
named after his dad. Well,
31:43
yeah. Okay. So
31:47
if you can find out from Joshua day,
31:49
just rewind to where he gave you the
31:52
whole address at the, uh, processing
31:54
center. I might want to
31:57
talk to him. I've watched all those fucking true crime.
32:00
I can go around To
32:09
be writing other stuff and I still have it think
32:11
about the people on the loose in Florida imagine the
32:14
ones they caught You know they locked them up. It's
32:16
gotta be Not
32:20
in Florida, that's one of the
32:22
things this is the inmate processing
32:24
center the whole fucking the prison
32:26
industrial complex So fuck even Michigan.
32:28
Oh, he's outside of Lansing Lansing,
32:30
Michigan. Hey, there you go I
32:34
don't fucking know anyone in Seminole, Florida.
32:36
So fuck those fans. I got
32:38
a lot of Michigan Is it
32:40
O day or just day just a
32:43
Joshua day? He's in jail
32:45
for shoplifting Really
32:47
good cuz he's like couldn't get
32:49
disability cuz his ex-wife made too
32:51
much money So
32:54
he was shoplifting shoplifting to pay
32:56
pay his way And
32:59
I'm not that of a bad guy. I'm not proud of what
33:01
I did in there You
33:04
know, I want to know his method of shoplifting
33:06
maybe I should write this guy well then later
33:08
on he's like I got crazy Ask
33:11
me about the time I fucking like I
33:13
smuggling fucking drugs into Japan and spending weeks
33:16
and dive hotels
33:19
with hookers and terrible
33:22
blow and Yeah
33:25
What a big deal like he's 48.
33:28
It's just a deal. He goes it's going through
33:30
that phase You'll
33:37
grow out of it, you know I've been
33:40
the same for a while. I don't think
33:42
I'm gonna change. I don't think I have
33:44
it in me to change Yeah, I
33:47
thought I got the apathy That's
33:50
what keeps you from killing anybody. Yeah is
33:52
a that you don't have the drive This
33:58
is my my yard time See
34:00
I stay in prison. Yeah, I own making Non-stop
34:04
all the time. I don't have I don't
34:07
have any out but then Sam was like
34:09
hey come over do some yard Weather
34:18
68 degrees today, which we
34:20
did reverse train Alex that
34:23
you okay How I learned
34:25
it is you double it and add 30 for
34:29
Celsius to Fahrenheit so works backwards
34:31
right deduct 30 and then cut
34:33
it in half So
34:35
68 is 38 half of that is 19. So
34:37
it's about 19 degrees. So
34:39
yeah, wouldn't can't you just Look
34:42
at your phone Well
34:51
one of the screws that we had it
34:54
up there was he's moving it and the
34:56
screw wasn't big enough the Whatever
34:59
the thing that is attached to
35:02
fell down and would have smashed that
35:04
table But his phone was
35:07
in the way and it smashed his phone and
35:09
that is outside a hero Yeah,
35:12
this is my gas secret sir.
35:14
Hey, yeah check some money at
35:16
the donation button Yeah,
35:20
that's like $1,100
35:23
podcast All
35:27
right, I've yammer down long enough Who's
35:31
up for commercials? You're
35:34
listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast
35:44
And we're back Almost
35:52
smash the big lots table. Yeah
35:57
Around for ever
36:00
mm-hmm yeah this uh
36:04
I'm a little disappointed all the times that
36:06
we were here like this when I was
36:08
younger I had a coffee table in my
36:10
had four of these in
36:12
it like this they were smaller and at
36:14
one point I had a party and everybody
36:17
had pulled one out one guy was sorting
36:19
a whole bunch of weed on one a
36:23
whole bunch of lines probably met
36:25
him I'm
36:27
gonna go with the coke with
36:30
us no I'll tell the truth
36:36
methamphetamine was definitely more common than
36:39
coke and that was before we
36:43
knew that you should smoke it so that
36:45
you could take a nap if you wanted
36:47
right we would
36:49
we would snort it and then do that
36:54
and then stay up for a fucking 70 hour yeah
36:57
I did that I never did you do that
36:59
smoking or napping I was already like that was
37:02
smoking very brief if you smoke it
37:04
it still works but you can make
37:07
yourself eat a sandwich and fall asleep
37:10
at some point I know novel isn't that cute
37:12
oh what do you know I just
37:16
call it dirty Adderall fucking judgey best good
37:18
thing I don't know a man
37:23
feeler I'd be micro dose and that shit
37:26
I'd be a way better person micro dosing
37:28
mess I have
37:30
known yeah you only want to you take a
37:32
couple hits in the morning get all your chores
37:35
done projects and then
37:37
by the time the afternoon hits
37:39
you're like fucking ready for
37:41
a always you don't give all
37:43
the drugs
37:47
hey you know what you can drink normally
37:50
drink socially you don't have to
37:52
do that question but if
37:55
you do meth you definitely get addicted that's
37:57
like saying if you drink a beer you
37:59
definitely I think that's why they don't
38:01
give me the Adderall because I've told my... Oh,
38:04
get a new one and don't understand. I
38:06
tell them, I said the best version of
38:09
myself that I've ever seen is on methamphetamine.
38:11
I can't do no wrong. I'll
38:15
take showers and brush my
38:17
teeth. I can't go
38:19
from one room to the other without looking around
38:21
to see if there's trash that needs to be
38:23
taken. I'm like the most efficient...
38:25
Organize your day. I mean,
38:27
I am a great human being
38:30
on methamphetamine, but... Or
38:32
Adderall, either way. Or Adderall. Or Adderall. I
38:34
don't discriminate. One's dirty and one's clean. You
38:36
know... I had his job now,
38:38
yeah, wearing a hat. I'll text you where you can get it.
38:40
I need to... I'll text you, yes. Ooh. Done
38:42
and done. I feel like my life might be changing.
38:45
Mm-hmm. But I'm not gonna stay
38:47
on this stupid podcast because you guys are
38:49
all nosy. But I can't,
38:51
you're all narc. That's a different level
38:53
of Patreon. Yeah,
38:57
you gotta find out where I get it. Yeah.
39:02
Where my doctor feel good is. That kind
39:04
of information costs money. A
39:06
lot of money. Yes, it does.
39:09
Thank you for that. Value, man. You gotta know
39:11
where your value is. I
39:17
love making out with you guys. So good. Cheers.
39:21
Turn it around, honey. Come on. You
39:23
done? If I had to have
39:25
no friends in the world except you guys, that's the
39:27
way I'd like it to be, which is the way
39:30
it is. Yeah, me too. Pretty
39:32
much, yeah. Yeah,
39:35
that's like... Why would you live in a city? Yeah,
39:38
we got everything right here. Oh. And
39:41
Amazon. And Amazon. Amazon
39:44
for stuff you don't have. Yep. Anything
39:48
you wanted to say in closing, Dirk? Derek,
39:52
you want to wrap this up for us, please?
39:55
I saw a car pull up to my neighbor's house
39:57
today and they had somebody get out
39:59
with two players. Bags of food and walked
40:01
up to the house and delivered I think they
40:03
might have been like a door dash or something
40:06
But then as he I was leaving and he
40:08
was driving off it looked like his
40:10
mother was in the passenger seat So I actually have
40:12
no idea what the fuck was in a truck. No,
40:15
no, okay Mustang
40:17
for sure. Oh shit
40:19
Tony. Oh, this might be UPS for
40:21
us. Stop. Wait a
40:24
minute UPS Hey, hey,
40:26
hey, UPS man, that would
40:28
be a great You
40:39
want to plug anything Don't
40:48
do twitch very much anymore, but I am
40:50
gonna maybe hook the GoPro up to the
40:55
Remote control follow chickens around
41:00
Or I might just take walks and make it go
41:02
ahead of me Fish
41:14
come hard is so a thing if anybody oh, yeah
41:16
We do we still have fish come hard
41:18
been making a little bit of side hustle
41:20
income and website season to
41:23
found dead merch Yeah, we're
41:25
trying that I know Working
41:28
on it Alright
41:30
what found dead podcast? I gotta listen
41:32
to it I
41:39
gotta tweet that shit. I think there's gonna
41:41
be something better than Twitter. I fucking
41:43
hate Why
41:49
I've seen I haven't read it I've
41:51
sub read it the Doug stand-up sub read it
41:54
I like fucking read it. Yeah,
41:56
yeah one guy said you're fucking
41:58
so fucking not funny and I
42:00
go finally a guy can drink with you.
42:03
I appreciate it. You know what, tell
42:05
me I'm fucking unfunny all day long.
42:07
Just don't tell me how
42:10
I should feel about the Gaza
42:12
Strip. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
42:15
Come back to basics, me. Well,
42:18
if somebody posted on your Reddit too about
42:20
all my book recommendations on this show, it's
42:22
Andy and I know who it is. It's
42:24
Charlie, my book buddy. That's what I call
42:26
it. We message all the time about books.
42:28
Yeah, no, he was saying, I can't listen
42:30
to audio books and then we talked to it.
42:33
Yeah. He's a nice guy. Blitz
42:35
is the one I recommended on that thread.
42:37
Blitz started in Nazi Germany. Wow.
42:42
I started it today. Oh, these so good.
42:45
I want to read a book about the good narrator. Drugs
42:48
in the Trump administration. I read that
42:50
Rolling Stone article and it is great. I'm
42:53
like, they, they know about provisional.
42:56
Or fighter pilots. They,
42:59
Ronnie Jackson was like prescribing them to everybody in
43:01
Trump's White House. So they were like doing the
43:03
same thing, like getting high on meth. Pervital
43:06
is the one that's not. Pervital, that's
43:08
it. That's
43:10
right. It's actually, it's actually a
43:12
T-E-R, perv, pervital. Oh, that's right.
43:15
That's right. That works.
43:18
The Blitzkrieg was completely
43:20
fueled by this methamphetamine,
43:22
pervital, that they
43:24
were forced to take. They had
43:26
to stay away for three days. You have
43:28
to, they, wow. Déjàn.
43:31
A fucking army of meth heads.
43:34
But, fuck, Nazi. That's berserkers.
43:37
The end. Berserkers. I
43:43
don't have a house to clean, but I'll fucking
43:45
kill somebody. You
43:48
give them no chores in meths.
43:50
No to talk to them. They
43:52
gotta take something apart. I
43:54
don't know if you get it. The floor is already bust.
44:01
I don't know
44:04
if they
44:08
got to this part, but they
44:10
were testing it because they didn't
44:12
do enough testing before. You don't
44:14
think? You don't think? But
44:17
they did one test where
44:20
cognitive skills were, okay, you
44:22
guys are on meth, and
44:25
the meth people answered the questions.
44:27
Faster. But yeah, but got
44:30
them all wrong. Yeah. However it worked
44:32
out, they go, this is perfect for
44:34
a soldier. We
44:37
don't want him to think about it,
44:40
just move. No, move, kill, move. Oh
44:42
my God, that's great. I
44:45
worked at a metal shop one time, and I
44:47
got fired from being so slow. And
44:49
my uncle was the boss of head of
44:52
the metal shop, and he comes over and he
44:54
goes, do you see this guy, Chrissy? He
44:56
just got here, and he is working so
44:58
fast that he's back in all these boxes,
45:01
and you aren't doing shit, you get out
45:03
of here, he's gonna do twice the boxes today,
45:05
he's gonna pop them all up, and we
45:07
don't need you anymore. And I was like,
45:09
what? Devastated. And then I found out like
45:12
two days later that they had shipped those
45:14
boxes, and they were just basically just thrown
45:16
in. All of these metal cars just
45:18
thrown in, and he was just positive
45:20
for meth. And I'm like, fuck yeah.
45:22
Can you come back please? I
45:25
was like, I got my fucking job back, I'm
45:27
slow but I'm good. Great.
45:32
Anybody need some metal black in here? Yeah,
45:34
uh-huh. My girl. You need a gun
45:37
part? You're black, yeah. I
45:39
like it. Alright,
45:42
it's time for a shred of these tacos,
45:44
should be shreddable by now. Thank you guys
45:46
for coming out with us. We're
45:48
gonna do more of these because
45:50
it's springtime here, and there's
45:53
no bugs. It's the only good time. So
45:55
nice. Not too much wind,
45:57
but there's lead. Yeah, now
45:59
through. May, it's not too hot,
46:01
it's not too cold, and
46:04
there's no fucking bugs that come with
46:06
them on soon. So we'll be doing
46:09
a lot more patio podcasts. So yeah,
46:11
make yourself up a little table where
46:13
you watch the podcast and put a
46:16
little picnic table and then have a
46:18
little ice bucket and make
46:20
a picnic for you. Yeah, make it a thing.
46:22
Join us and we'll see right here. Nice. Love
46:25
to have you at the end of the podcast. Bye bye. Okay,
46:27
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46:30
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46:33
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46:35
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46:45
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lupus, gum
47:10
disease, upper and lower gums,
47:13
as well as high cholesterol, I
47:16
was told, eat oatmeal and don't
47:18
be such a fucking asshole. So,
47:21
to enhance my oatmeal, I
47:24
turned to Dollar Tree Supreme
47:28
Tradition ground
47:31
cinnamon, which for over
47:34
a fucking year, almost a
47:36
year, almost over a year,
47:38
by two months under, for
47:40
ten months, I put this
47:42
every fucking day on
47:44
my instant oatmeal, which was going to
47:47
cure all of my things. And
47:49
now you might have heard,
47:52
edit for you to cut
47:54
in, maybe you've seen, there's
47:56
a recall on this dollar
47:58
twenty-five dollar tree. Dollar
48:01
Tree is the best of the dollar stores.
48:03
Still everything a buck and a quarter for
48:05
the most part. And yeah but
48:08
they they recalled this because of
48:11
massive amounts of lead in it.
48:14
And what's the problem with lead you
48:16
say? I say the same
48:19
thing people. Lead, let
48:21
me tell you, has
48:26
been published. Lead's high-density
48:29
atomic number and formability
48:31
form the basis for
48:33
use as lead as
48:35
a barrier that absorbs
48:38
sound vibration and
48:40
radiation. Who wouldn't
48:43
want that in their oatmeal? Are
48:46
you crazy Dollar Tree or do
48:48
you just not need my buck
48:50
and a quarter? Lead has
48:53
been known to have copper
48:55
alloys such as brass and
48:58
bronze that improve mechanability
49:01
and for its lubricating qualities.
49:03
And who doesn't like a
49:05
bit of lubricating qualities people?
49:08
If you ask me what
49:11
kind of cinnamon do I want? One
49:14
with no lead that
49:16
can protect you from from things
49:18
like x-rays and
49:23
alibis. Stay
49:27
with me, buy my
49:30
products. I can't legally sell
49:32
you this recalled
49:35
product even though I bought
49:37
several because I don't
49:40
want to get left out
49:42
when they're no longer available
49:44
for a dollar and twenty-five
49:46
cents. So maybe maybe
49:48
I bought a whole case and then
49:50
I can't sell them to you but
49:52
if you buy my book no
49:55
encore for the donkey go to the
49:57
website go to the merch page and
49:59
maybe a bottle of lead-riddled
50:05
ground cinnamon by
50:07
supreme traditional supremely supreme
50:10
traditions maybe that
50:12
shows up like we're
50:14
handing it off found
50:21
see you on the patreon here's
50:26
another thing lead does, coating
50:29
for cables toxicity
50:37
lead is a highly poisonous metal
50:39
weather inhaled or swelled by the
50:42
way i've even
50:45
after even
50:48
after it
50:50
came out that this is being recalled because
50:52
it's full of lead this specific brand that
50:54
i've been putting in my oatmeal for 10
50:57
months i'm
50:59
still using it because i mix it i
51:02
like but i mix it with really
51:04
expensive shit and green powders and fucking
51:06
fiber powders protein
51:09
powders and all this stuff
51:11
i'm not gonna just like
51:13
what how back can it be just
51:15
i finish off the batch of shit
51:17
i mixed it with hang on how
51:20
bad lead is a highly
51:22
poisonous metal whether
51:25
it inhaled or swallowed
51:27
affecting almost every organ
51:29
and system in the
51:32
human body this is
51:36
my doctor who's a medic
51:38
from the war i
51:42
don't know if he's gonna like it i've
51:45
made it a point to now
51:47
anytime i say that my doctor
51:49
i know who's really just
51:52
a medic from the war he was
51:55
never in the war it's funny when you say
51:57
that it gives them magic credibility
52:00
but an image where I
52:03
go okay so like oftentimes
52:05
when I ask about this
52:08
they'll just say Google it
52:13
he's a medic from the war it's
52:15
not an actual day's
52:17
a medic so
52:20
so good I
52:23
get it kind of like a
52:25
rash that it's it yeah
52:27
just fucking look
52:30
it up how
52:34
often should I take that you prescribe
52:36
me these like the antiferromones
52:39
or whatever how
52:42
often should I take them fucking
52:46
read the fucking bottle that's
52:49
my doctor just fucking read the
52:51
fucking bottle sorry
52:54
I was looking for some
52:56
bedside band of you fucking quality
52:59
mother lettuce
53:04
highly poisonous at airborne levels of
53:06
100 mg
53:09
m3 at the top
53:12
like it's immediately dangerous
53:14
to life and health most
53:17
ingested lead is absorbed into
53:19
the bloodstream the primary cause
53:21
of its toxicity is
53:24
its predilection for interfering with
53:26
the proper functioning of enzymes
53:28
which that's where my fucking
53:31
liver went hahaha enzymes
53:34
I don't know if just because
53:36
the word enzyme and my liver
53:38
and this brand
53:40
of cinnamon come into play coincidence
53:43
or something more mmm
53:49
it does so by binding to the
53:51
side and there's so so so so
53:54
if hydro soft hydro so
53:57
hydro Slime!
54:00
So vital! Groups found on
54:03
many enzymes are mimicking and
54:05
displacing other metals which act
54:07
as cofactors. You! What have
54:10
I said about you, Derek?
54:12
Forever cofactor. Cofactors
54:14
in many enzymatic reactions. The
54:16
essential metals that lead... That
54:20
lead... Here's another.
54:22
Let me just go sideways for a
54:25
minute. Lead
54:27
and lead should read
54:29
separately. Lead. LED.
54:31
Lead. LEAD. One should have
54:34
one... Okay,
54:36
I lead you down the path. Then why
54:38
do you have to have lead spelled two
54:40
different fucking ways but two different means? One
54:43
fucking spelling means one
54:45
meaning... What fell? Goddamn.
54:49
Two lead. Do
54:51
you see that it fell standing up? Yep,
54:55
it's heavy on the bottom. Maybe
54:57
that's what's gonna be my saving
55:00
grace is that lead... If
55:02
you saw this, I'm sure we can
55:04
rewind the camera like a Zapruder film.
55:07
What this did, it fell and
55:10
then it landed straight up. Which...
55:14
See? A million times you're not gonna do
55:16
it. Lead.
55:25
It was lead that
55:28
lead me down the path
55:32
to a leaden desultatory.
55:35
Desultatory? Check
55:38
it. Lead
55:45
made me feel not too good at the beginning.
55:48
And then the more it started
55:50
to destroy my spinal
55:53
column and my brain synapse, the
55:56
more I felt Closer to
55:58
lead because it... The me
56:00
down a path. To be
56:02
and more like there were
56:05
every since happy at every.
56:08
Turn. In the crypts because.
56:10
I don't leave my house neither. I
56:14
sit here and I just stared.
56:16
My feels as though they're wobbly
56:18
little goes with little jello bellies
56:21
and eggs Else who's gets you
56:23
in the belly. ceiling a motion.
56:26
The. Have. Never forget
56:28
all about it and I go back
56:30
to. Lead.
56:36
Gym cause severe damage to
56:38
the brain and kidneys and
56:40
ultimately death. And
56:42
for added raises. Some.
56:47
Promotions is speaks for itself.
56:51
Lead can cause severe damage
56:53
to the brains. What?
56:58
they don't tell ya on Wikipedia
57:00
and this is what the mainstream
57:03
media is against you as the
57:05
Dollar Tree by and public wanna
57:07
know? Okay let him lead to
57:10
death and brain damage, shit your
57:12
pants and have enough hi hi
57:15
a loss of on the back
57:17
he runs. Fine.
57:24
But exams in our.
57:30
Lives does it take to get.
57:38
How many. Balls. Of
57:40
all this are you
57:42
gonna heavily garnish with
57:44
lead riddled. With
57:47
him for this and ground
57:49
cinnamon. Before
57:52
you say oh, you're
57:54
death relief because. Of
57:57
my brains realm of.
58:00
Because. I was pretty
58:02
much relentless. For. Ten
58:04
months. Every. Single
58:07
day. A Oh wait. I'm.
58:11
Certainly drunk, but.
58:14
How. Drunk Wouldn't I have been if
58:16
it weren't for the fact that. By.
58:20
Mimicking calcium. Lead to
58:23
cross the blood brain
58:25
barrier. Which. Is kind of
58:27
like the sound barrier or
58:29
the speed barrier. The blood
58:31
brain barrier. Can
58:34
cross that? It. Degrades
58:37
the myleene seeds of
58:39
neurons, reduces their numbers,
58:42
interferes with neurotransmission routes,
58:44
and decreases neuron on
58:46
growth. And.
58:51
It's only a bug and a quarter.
58:56
Yeah Yes! Negative Negative Negative That's
58:58
all we do anymore in the
59:00
human body. lead inhibits propofol didn't
59:02
know general since the season for
59:04
could she thought that guys burgers
59:07
prevents prefer the images on the
59:09
promotion than than the incorporation of
59:11
iron into the problems of possess
59:13
i as the steps that he
59:16
misses. This is the said causes
59:18
them and micro anemia. Our.
59:20
Name is ah my latest face. What?
59:23
I'm sayin' Negative, negative,
59:25
negative. It's an election
59:27
year, but what about?
59:30
Says say name's.
59:33
Buck. And a quarter. Oh. Where.
59:36
Is the store brand for
59:38
Ninety Nine. That's where you
59:41
get it safely For Ninety
59:43
Nine vs. a buck and
59:45
a quarter and near know
59:47
will in a risk a
59:49
little bit in a sigh
59:52
of developing Blames Lead it
59:54
interferes with finance formation and
59:56
the cerebral or dad's neurochemical
59:58
development including that. neurotransmitters
1:00:00
she says has a
1:00:03
snarky aside and
1:00:06
the organization of ion channels
1:00:09
well if you don't like
1:00:11
that you sound to
1:00:13
me like just some kind of narcissistic
1:00:17
leftist some
1:00:19
kind of fucking shotgun
1:00:22
in your one hand and your
1:00:24
blue healer biting on
1:00:27
your rabid wife's tit
1:00:29
fucking Trump
1:00:31
happy fucking negroid
1:00:34
loving pha-
1:00:37
on ecstasy that's what
1:00:40
you sound like to me now why
1:00:42
don't you get yourself
1:00:46
if we're gonna come together as a
1:00:48
society maybe
1:00:50
we get a little Christmas
1:00:52
cheer little this
1:00:54
eggnog out of this bottle
1:00:57
of red eggnog yes
1:01:00
whatever and
1:01:04
you pour yourself an eggnog and you say
1:01:06
come over bring your sunblock
1:01:09
and come over for Christmas
1:01:11
Eve we're
1:01:16
gonna pour a little bit of this Jim
1:01:20
Jones lead-based
1:01:27
lead-oriented and
1:01:30
also led
1:01:32
by lead oatmeal
1:01:36
in a jar and we're
1:01:38
gonna break bread and finally
1:01:41
put this Middle East shit to sleep
1:01:47
floats on the top that's
1:01:50
how you know it's got lead in it
1:01:54
Drive me home. Lead foot!
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