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Me and my Podcast. Is week we
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ask even go in and Tricia cook
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the team behind drive Away dolls. What's
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the rumpus? Plus. We.
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Talk to the director of new Pierce
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Brosnan thriller Fast Charlie. Philip. Noise.
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Noise. All that and
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more on the movie Podcast that has
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just arrived back from Sheffield and was
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disappointed to find that the Fish and
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Chip Shop that was once Sean Bean's
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favorite and that offered not only a
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Sean Bean meet feast and chips presumably
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not made with actual Sean Bean but
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also a bar a mere special of
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chips, cheese and gravy top with Lord
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of the Onion Rings. Is. Closed
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permanently? Know
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why? Ha.
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Is it because I didn't call it the one ring? That.
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Would be confusing. That would be worth it. Will be. Hello
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Hard I considered welcome to the Emperor Podcast
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We are in the studio. My.
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Two colleagues have such lead the cunning.
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This week we are fresh off the
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train from Sheffield I were last night
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we did another a triumphant live show
1:17
on earth and triumph in or was
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a try Hollywood Reporter says triumphant do.
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Boffo probably Buffalo Buffalo Box.
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Office for Sasha. He has knicks, knicks, pick
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sticks, mix legs effect. That as what we
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were during last night and we were licks.
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You know anything in oh god oh god
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I will happen to the Travelogues days The
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Travelodge Anyway I'm job of my two colleagues
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of the to leave the coming of sadly
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neither of them stayed in trouble us
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military or Helena her as your or geek
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Green hello James Dire a great big fucking
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nerves are is also here. Hello An excuse
1:49
me if I feel sluggish Gene I'm suffering
1:51
from post Sheffield travelodge disorder whereby I
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just feel. a bit scully or but i like
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i'm willing shouts out to one of our regular listeners
1:58
who i ran into in the for of the Travelodge
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just before the live show and he went, Oh, you're
2:02
James Dyer from the Empire Podcast. I went, Oh, hi, how
2:04
are you? And I said, Oh, great, are you here for
2:06
the show? Are you coming? And he just went, no. And
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that was it. How did he say it? He didn't, to be
2:11
fair, he did not have a Sheffield accent, but I felt it,
2:13
which would be more appropriate. No, he didn't. It's
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unlikely he had a Sheffield accent given that he was
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staying in a Travelodge in Sheffield. Go for it, indicating
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that he came from somewhere else. I see what you're
2:22
saying. But the thing is, so he came from somewhere
2:24
else, came all the way to Sheffield, stayed in a
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Travelodge, where we were, doing a
2:28
show, who found in the Empire Podcast so much so
2:30
that he could identify us by sight and
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wasn't coming to the show. I know. Wise
2:34
man to be honest. He has been dealt with.
2:36
He has. He's blacklisted. Oh no. He could have
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turned the show from triumphant to mega triumphant. That's
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right. According to Variety. Yeah. Giga
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triumphant. Giga triumphant indeed. Mega triumphant versus
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Giga triumphant. A Giga triumphant gig. It
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was really fun. It was really fun.
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We are now over 50% of
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the way through our live
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tour. Three gigs is a recommendation.
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One day be finished. It will be
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finished very, very soon. We have two
3:03
dates left folks of the evening with
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the Empire Podcast tour in partnership, of
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course, with M&Ms and we're going
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to be in Dublin next week. Now tickets are very,
3:11
very nearly sold out for that. And when I say
3:13
nearly sold out, I think we're down to the last
3:15
20 or so, the
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last 20 or so tickets. So
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if you want to come and see us in Dublin,
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it's going to be, ah, the crack's going to be
3:24
mighty, mighty crack. Can we not commit a
3:26
crack? I see my mighty crack. And
3:29
Dublin next week at the laughter lounge, that's
3:31
where we're going to be. Jesus, Mary and
3:33
Joseph will also be there. James
3:35
will be there. Helen will be there. Alex Godfrey will be
3:37
there from the Emperor Podcast. I don't know whether that is
3:39
an attraction or a
3:41
deterrent. But anyways, it's going to
3:43
be a lot of fun. And then a week after that, we're
3:46
going to be in Salford slash Manchester
3:48
rounding off the tour on March 28th.
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And that's going to be an amazing show as
3:53
well. And tickets are selling very,
3:55
very fast for that also. So do please
3:58
do get on it should you wish. to come
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and see us or just arrange a night out
4:02
in Manchester and then run into us in the
4:04
foyer and then tell us to our faces you're
4:07
not going to come to our show. That's always
4:09
fun. That's always a fun thing to do. But
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yes, tickets for Lowe's are available via the venue
4:13
so the Sulfur keys for Sulfur or the Laughter
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Lounge, don't laugh, in Dublin
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next week or you can
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go to ticketmaster.co.uk or you
4:22
can go to empireonline.com/pod tour.
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Anyway, enough talking about Sheffield
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and Manchester and Dublin and
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tours and where people can buy tickets and all that sort of stuff.
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Let's get into it. Let's get into a listener
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question and this one comes on Twitter as they
4:36
all do because I'm still on Twitter, which is
4:39
Twitter not X, come on. Honestly, what
4:41
the hell? What is your newest favorite
4:44
movie as in the newest movie that's in your top
4:46
10? That is a good question.
4:48
Here's another. This is from queer Mercia who asked, you've actually
4:54
pronounced this correctly, didn't you, Helen? Mirthia.
4:57
Queer Mercia. We asked a question
4:59
a couple weeks ago. Do you think you'll
5:01
ever have a new favorite? Never. Never.
5:04
You think you'll never have a new favorite film? I'll never have a new favorite film
5:06
ever. A new favorite film of all time is Aliens? My favorite was because the thing
5:08
is it's not about the quality of the film. It's 100% about
5:11
the time you saw the film and what it means
5:13
to you. And I don't think it is possible to...
5:16
I wonder what you fell madly in love with somebody and
5:18
you saw like on your first date
5:20
with this amazing person, right? I went
5:22
to see June part two. No, you
5:24
go and see like June Messiah or
5:27
you go to see like Aliens that
5:29
James Cameron has returned to franchise and
5:31
now he's like Aliens. And it's like
5:33
a five star masterpiece like nailed off.
5:35
I mean, I'm just saying it could... I
5:37
think it is foolish to say that you'll never. No.
5:40
Afterwards you go back to the travel lodge
5:42
and you have the most mind blowing love
5:44
making of your life. In the reception. Oh
5:46
no. Because why
5:48
we were asked to leave. I'm enjoying
5:50
the fact we've known George you can't
5:52
cut that down. No,
5:57
I genuinely I am. I'm 100% laughing. my
6:00
life on the line certain that it is not
6:02
possible for my favourite film to be
6:04
displaced. Yeah, you're setting your ways though. I don't agree.
6:06
I just think the same with the favourite song as
6:08
well. I just don't believe. What's your favourite song? What's
6:11
my actual favourite song? I don't know what I have
6:13
one. I have a favourite album. What's your favourite album?
6:15
My favourite album is Ten by Peljan. That's a great
6:17
album. Yes,
6:21
but again it's because of the period of my life when
6:23
I used to listen to it and the memories that it
6:25
brings back and all these various things. But that Aliens was
6:27
a seminal film for me as well as the original Star
6:29
Wars. They are part of my DNA. They are woven into
6:32
the fabric of my being and nothing can ever
6:34
displace them ever. Good to see you've
6:36
got an open mind. Helen. Do
6:38
you think you might have a new favourite one
6:40
day? Yes. And what's the most recent film that
6:42
has entered your top ten? In my top ten, possibly
6:46
Iron Game, probably Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Those
6:49
are both up there and pretty high. Good choices. Yeah,
6:53
I don't really believe in
6:55
lists is my actual issue with this question.
6:58
If I love something, I don't feel the need to
7:00
rank it. I assemble a top ten when I have
7:02
to and I name favourite films when I have to,
7:05
but it's the most amorphous blob of a
7:07
group of things I love. What's your favourite
7:09
song? These Arms of
7:11
Mine by Otis Redding, let's say. But then there's about
7:13
a thousand songs and you know, the number two spot
7:15
as it were. Which favourite album? 12
7:20
years we've been doing this podcast, we've never asked this question. It's true. I
7:26
don't know. I'd
7:28
have to think. It
7:30
might be something like Rutland Hum or Josh Itchy or something
7:32
like that actually. And
7:36
Pearl Jam's plan actually genuinely would be up there. She's
7:38
bothering up the Irish. Ready
7:41
for next week? I don't need
7:43
to. Busting out your clan ad CDs. Yeah, trying
7:46
to give little known Irish back and you two a bit
7:48
of a leg up there. Okay,
7:51
this is interesting because I do have
7:53
this sometimes with music in that it's
7:56
very rare. I think you get set in your ways
7:58
musically very, very early. on in your
8:00
life and your favorite bands tend to be
8:02
your favorite bands. It's very rare that a
8:04
new band or new artist will gay
8:07
crash my top 10 of all
8:09
time. I guess the most recent artist
8:13
who gay crashed my top 10, because I'm very, very closed off
8:15
to new music, would be
8:18
Idyllwild and Ronnie Wimble and people like
8:21
that. And I actually
8:23
sometimes I'm scared of new music. No,
8:27
not as in, you know, I'm
8:29
not even going to see Dua Lipa, I make the sign
8:31
of the cross. I don't do that. But
8:34
what I mean is if an artist that I
8:36
love brings out a new album, I'm sometimes actively scared
8:38
of it. There are a couple of artists I'm not
8:40
going to name them. There are a couple of my
8:42
favorite bands who have produced new music in the last
8:44
three, four years, and I haven't listened to it because
8:46
I'm scared it will be terrible. But
8:48
I think you have to keep your mind open to
8:51
new things. Otherwise you do wither and die. But I'm
8:53
not like that with films whatsoever.
8:55
Every day is Christmas Eve. Every film has
8:57
the potential to be my second favorite of
8:59
all time because like James, I'm afraid my
9:01
number one is locked in. It is Evil
9:03
Dead 2 and that ain't ever changed. I
9:06
don't want to make a big political thing
9:08
of this, but I do also. I'm gonna
9:11
like this idea that, you know, yes, of
9:13
course the things we saw as young people
9:16
shape us and mold us and set
9:18
our tailors to two degrees and bind
9:20
the galaxy together. But like that, that
9:22
kind of thinking that nothing better is
9:25
possible is not what we're saying. That's
9:27
not what we're saying. No, no, no.
9:29
Nothing better for me is possible. That
9:31
thinking is what leads
9:34
to this endless churn of
9:36
remakes, re-quals, you know,
9:38
and re-hashes of stuff that we already
9:40
know we love. It's what leads legacy
9:42
musicians to have all of this kind
9:45
of economic power and new acts to
9:47
struggle. And I'm not saying like it's
9:49
obviously not because James loves aliens. It
9:52
might be. That's not the problem. But it is because,
9:54
you know, we all have to be open to new
9:56
things and we all have to try to give people...
10:00
people to have. I know, but like, I know that
10:02
this is, this is as old as humanity. This is
10:04
not a modern problem. But I think the, the, the
10:07
influence of the algorithm and the influence of the
10:09
way our culture currently works
10:12
on our preferences could
10:14
be disastrous. And that's, I guess, maybe what worries me
10:16
a little bit when we get too close. So what
10:18
I'm saying is I'm not like that with film. No,
10:20
I know. I get it. I'm very open to new
10:22
experiences with film. Yes, Evil Dead 2 is
10:24
pretty much set in the stones, my E as my favorite film
10:26
of all time. But I want
10:28
that experience where I come out of
10:30
the cinema walking on air, dancing
10:33
with joy. I cannot wait to see it
10:35
again. And Wonka, I had it with Wonka
10:37
where I was just like, Oh my God, I'm transported.
10:39
I'm lifted. And this is
10:41
one of my favorite experiences in the cinema in
10:43
a long, long time. And I want that every
10:46
single time I walk in and do I get
10:48
it? Do I fuck? Anyway, but
10:50
I think there are, I think music is
10:53
more pronounced in this regard than film, but I
10:55
think they're both affected by it. But it's not
10:57
just about, you know, the content
10:59
of the art. It's about the emotional
11:01
payload that it brings with it. I think music very
11:04
much so this is not about what
11:06
it sounds like aesthetically, it's how it makes you feel.
11:08
And so it all depends on the
11:10
periods in your life. And most of the intense formative
11:12
periods of your life will happen during that kind of
11:15
adolescent period. But for me, so the weird thing,
11:17
so in terms of
11:21
artists who have kind of sneaked in and I'm very
11:23
resistant to new music, the Taylor Swift thing that we
11:25
talk about part of that is because when I listened
11:27
to Evermore, it was during that first year of the
11:29
pandemic. And then, oh, sorry, Folklore, I
11:32
said when Folklore came out was the summer of the
11:34
pandemic 2020. And then Evermore was the winter. And
11:36
that's pretty much all I listened to during
11:38
the pandemic, which is an incredibly emotionally intense
11:40
period of time, probably the most
11:42
intense period of time I've had since
11:45
my formative years because it was unprecedented.
11:47
And I think because of that, those
11:49
albums have such intense emotional recall for
11:51
me, because I listened to them during
11:53
that time. And that's why her music kind
11:56
of almost sits alongside the music that I
11:58
loved when I was growing up because it
12:00
has that same component to it. So I mean,
12:02
I'm thinking whether any films I want to in
12:04
that period. Maybe you need a global catastrophe to
12:07
open your mind. Yeah, I need that. I
12:10
would say people like Lizzo and Janelle
12:12
Monae have definitely gatecrushed my sort of
12:14
favourite artists in the last couple of
12:16
years. Even nearly Dua Lipa actually, she's
12:18
got some banging tunes. I can love her. I'm
12:20
very excited that she's a glistenberry this year. But
12:23
I do think
12:25
like a lot of comfort
12:27
music is what you listen to as a teenager. I did
12:29
a lot of soul music and stuff during that time. And
12:32
you too, yes. Because they hadn't given everyone
12:34
a free album and alienated them for lying them that
12:36
time. Fostered upon them. Take the free thing, fuck you.
12:39
So I do
12:42
get that. And I'm not saying, I understand
12:45
why we love the things we have loved
12:47
forever. Because I do too.
12:49
I love The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. I love
12:51
The Lion, The Witch and The Warder. Even though
12:53
I haven't read it in a lot of years,
12:56
they're part of who I am. But at the
12:58
same time, I want to believe that a book
13:00
could come out tomorrow and blow my mind to
13:02
that degree. I want to believe that there
13:04
is a new alien somewhere
13:07
down the line that is going
13:09
to blow me away. That's a really
13:11
interesting point because my feeling towards books is very
13:14
different. My favourite
13:16
books, many of them, I have, in
13:18
fact, all of my favourite books, I would say, I have
13:20
read in the last 20 years. And
13:22
one of them, which is Empire of the
13:25
Vampire, I've read very recently. So
13:28
I think my narrow-mindedness
13:30
doesn't extend to my literary
13:32
intake, which is curious. All
13:36
right. Okay. Well, let's maybe move on.
13:39
I will say, I just remembered Priscilla Ahn,
13:41
who's an amazing singer-songwriter,
13:44
has getting crashed maybe, my top 15.
13:47
Check her out if you
13:49
haven't already. Priscilla Ahn. She's
13:51
really, really great. Anyway, this
13:53
comes from Daniel Watkins, Daniel
13:56
The W on Twitter. This week's
13:58
pod will be out on the Ides of March. Yes
14:00
indeed of March which is
14:03
a Ryan Gosling film? What
14:05
is the best Ryan Gosling
14:07
film? A. While.
14:10
I mean he wasn't any vilma of splayed
14:12
hundred twenty Forty nine. So that far as
14:14
other for me. Okay, but what is the
14:16
best? The best thrive. No thanks. I'm. I'm.
14:19
Zero of Islam on and I guess. It's
14:23
kind of over seven am. I have
14:25
prepared to a quick. Have
14:27
some ahead. Top Ten: Gonna Five
14:29
Autonomous Erik Larson The real goal
14:31
at number five. Sounds crazy stupid
14:33
Love Very good. Shout Dries. The.
14:36
Nice guys, excellent cell and I'm about
14:38
to blow your minds. Barbie.
14:41
I'm also a good show. A hit and miss.
14:44
The Notebook. I. Did not. I know a
14:46
notebook girl. I don't know what I missed. I
14:48
missed the boat or I miss that. The
14:51
rain storm or miss my house building hundred
14:53
and the A mole skin is a citizen.
14:55
Thought I yeah yeah I'd I'd like. I
14:57
saw it as a after a lot the
14:59
hype had already happened and I was that
15:01
like seems fine. But. It's never
15:03
been. One of my big sunni
15:05
romances. So yeah, Man. To
15:08
my com which again. But. Unless
15:10
as by I think like him best in
15:12
poking fun at himself notice like I do
15:14
like did love. Drive at the time and he's
15:16
super cool and and super like. Restrained.
15:19
And and drop my of and I thought it was.
15:21
I really really enjoyed it. But. When.
15:23
You think the absolute minimum? almost a new but
15:26
but him in comedy mode and the nice guys
15:28
in Barbie I think is really hard to be
15:30
a nazi. Crazy you plug as well. This is
15:32
very much sympathy for them symbols. And.
15:35
Of and Msm on or less that him he is
15:37
free from never heard of as opposed to like Vibrant
15:39
which which not and I know we have believe Empire
15:42
magazine called it the film of the any of that
15:44
came out the year of are loads or was it
15:46
on something and I mean I love it I do
15:48
love it but I the has been a quite the
15:50
backlash against it since and I think it's now moment
15:53
to held in the Rebel but it made ones with
15:55
Stephen that we don't have massively seems to regret doing
15:57
it. I think he my monthly rate watching
15:59
that. It were in
16:01
the item thing he likes playing and someone else is
16:03
Paula he didn't like existing and someone else as well. I
16:05
think he wishes he did done or something. That.
16:08
Yeah. Juvenile. Five General terms
16:10
of identified have a number subsides.
16:12
Blade Runner would definitely be in
16:14
their of the nice guys. Might
16:16
be my number one. I would
16:19
say Lala Land would probably be
16:21
in there as well. Priced
16:24
you as with hundred some be in there
16:26
too. Big shorts, Is
16:28
very very good with a sword. so year
16:30
a good and is very good. Some possibly
16:32
that might be in there and a half
16:35
nelson. anyone love half nelson know? but I
16:37
could go for our young Hercules. Said
16:40
Mark. A
16:44
specific it's nosiness and snow Xena, he didn't
16:46
on the infernal scare. For a half they'll
16:48
suffer. Couple of young voted for young economic
16:50
slump less been around for so long. The
16:52
he has. He is I think older than
16:54
time, usually forty three or forty four which
16:57
is wilde. but he's been around as a
16:59
as a movie star for about twenty years
17:01
now and remember the titans and move on
17:03
to remember those. Allow
17:06
somebody didn't listen to the. Actual
17:08
title of the. Film and updates and he
17:10
was. He was amazing! My skis here. He
17:13
was. He's been around for many many years that
17:15
as movie stars as Nashua Above the Line. Hey.
17:18
I'm Brian Guzzling. Don't see this
17:20
movie is a minute. Ah,
17:24
He has new book was a break yeah for
17:26
him but Murder by Numbers Two thousand and Two.
17:28
Remember The Titans. Were. To the numbers
17:30
he's he's Only. And the killers in the
17:32
Him: Michael Pitt, The Family Brian Access A
17:34
Sandra Bullock thriller. Ah and and Half Nelson.
17:36
Fracture Years in Fractured. That's a good film.
17:38
We read the Whole Blood to add some
17:40
that. the one where he's and Nazi no.
17:43
No. On this, I've completely misread the film.
17:45
I know he is a a lawyer. He goes,
17:47
he goes. He has a battle of wits with
17:49
Anthony Hopkins. Anthony Hopkins kills his wife. Had to
17:52
be in the movie. busy was I? But it's
17:54
of my life. And. durango to say
17:56
i'm gonna put you in prison for murder your
17:58
wife are going to die another day Hoplitz is
18:00
like, well, where's your evidence? Oh, your bloody evidence,
18:02
boy. Oh, even though I have admitted to it.
18:05
And then they have like a battle of wits.
18:07
And then there's like, well, reversals and twists and
18:09
stuff. And the thing is, he at the time,
18:11
he was like, I guess in
18:13
his late 20s. And
18:16
he just looked a little bit too young to
18:18
be a crusading DA or assistant
18:20
DA or whatever he was going to be
18:23
in that. But it's a good film.
18:25
Gregory Hoplitz, who directed Primal Fear. Blue
18:27
Valentine, bit of Rumpy, Rumpy Pumpy, Raunchy,
18:29
Rumpy Pump. It's very good, but it's
18:31
a little bit sad for the top five I was. Yeah. Drive,
18:34
the best film in which Ryan Gosling beats some of
18:36
the death of a lift. That's
18:38
fun. It's no, I mean, it doesn't do it the
18:40
way Cap does, let's be honest. Yeah, I can't do
18:43
it. What are you lifting? Yeah, lift five. We should
18:45
do the thing. I mean, look, I mean, Drive is
18:47
good. It is good. I just did not love it
18:49
anywhere near as much, really
18:51
anyone else. What
18:54
about his man duology
18:56
of first man and then the
18:58
Gray Man? He took four years off after first
19:00
man. In fairness,
19:02
first man feels like it lasted four years,
19:04
so I can feel why. But first
19:07
man and then the Gray Man. First man, make me
19:09
a Gray Man. I
19:11
enjoyed the Gray Man. It's quite forgettable, but it's a lot of fun. Chris
19:13
Evans is so much fun in that. Yeah, it's
19:16
a skill. I like it. Yeah, it felt like
19:18
a proper studio film at a
19:20
time where we weren't getting very many of them. I enjoyed
19:22
it for that. It feels apt
19:24
we're talking about him this week, right? Because he won
19:26
the Oscars, even though he didn't win an Oscar. He
19:28
won the Oscars without winning an Oscar. Yeah. I
19:31
mean, for his best regional song performance for I'm
19:33
Just Ken, which was, I
19:35
think, better than any of the actual nominees
19:37
for Best Picture this year, including
19:39
Barbie. Yeah, so the performance of I'm Just
19:41
Ken at this year's Oscars should win Best
19:43
Picture at next year's Oscars. No, it should
19:45
have won Best Picture at this year's Oscars.
19:47
They should have been able to very, very
19:50
quickly go, Best
19:52
Picture this year was Brian Goulton's performance
19:54
of I'm Just Ken. My I
19:56
see. It was my
19:59
I see. run
20:01
Gosling, I'm just Ken. And
20:06
God bless all the other Kens for turning up for
20:08
four of them. Kingsley
20:10
Benadyr, Simu Liu, Shoulda
20:13
Gotwa, Who
20:17
turned up to the Oscars in body armour and I
20:19
love him. He's a very cool dress.
20:22
What do you expect it to happen? It's
20:24
just a cool guys, it's called
20:27
fashion. Okay, if you
20:29
say so, am I top five? We've
20:31
had Helens, we've had James after
20:33
a fashion. I tell you what's not
20:35
going to be on there, only God forgives. Only
20:37
Chris forgets. Never forgive, never forget.
20:41
Alright, at five, at
20:43
five, the big short. Great
20:48
film, he's very very funny in it.
20:50
There's a commonality here. He's
20:52
very very funny in most of these. Number
20:54
four, La La
20:57
Land. Yes, another day
20:59
of sun. Number three,
21:01
Barbie. Far
21:05
too low. Number two,
21:08
I've completely miscounted. Number
21:11
two, I might have to put the grey man
21:13
in number two. Oh Jesus, help us all. Number
21:17
two, you know what, I'm going to redo that.
21:19
Number five, drive, drive five. Five
21:23
and drive, number four, Barbie. Number
21:26
three, yes, I've changed my mind. Number three,
21:28
La La Land. No. Number
21:31
two, the big short. Number
21:34
one, the nice guys
21:36
in which he is legitimately God
21:39
level. Funny, just
21:41
so so good. Notably, we didn't discuss
21:44
the eyes of March. Anyone want to?
21:46
It's not very good. It's
21:48
fine. I would
21:50
have to have a real run up to
21:52
remember what the plot was. It's dirty politics. I
21:56
think he thinks he's the one out winning people. And
22:00
then he gets out with it. Is it something like that?
22:02
Number six on your list. So basically what we're on. It
22:04
would be lower than that, but yeah, you're fine. All right.
22:07
Let's move on. Let's move on. If you want to
22:09
have your question read out on the Emperor podcast,
22:11
you can get in touch with me on Twitter.
22:13
I'm at Chris Hewitt. You can slide into my
22:15
DMS. You can reply to any of my tweets
22:17
once you stop laughing, of course, or any of
22:19
my panicked shout outs, usually on a Thursday at
22:21
the moment, usually on a Thursday when we're on
22:23
a train, uh, on the way home from wherever
22:26
we have just been the night before. All
22:28
right. Should we have a guest? Yeah. All
22:31
right. Bear in mind that one of these guests hasn't happened yet.
22:34
Uh, although I said that last week with Dwan Dawa,
22:36
Dwan Dawa, and it was really, really fun. And it
22:38
happened in the end. It was really, really fun. So
22:40
we have Philip noise who hasn't happened yet. And
22:42
may not happen. Or we
22:45
can have Ethan Cohen and Trisha cook who
22:47
have happened. Yeah. Have Ethan Karen and Trisha
22:49
Kirk. All right. Let's have Ethan Cohen and
22:51
Trisha cook, Ethan Cohen. You know him of
22:54
course, as one half of the Cohen brothers,
22:56
uh, the brothers called Cohen, Joel Cohen and
22:58
Ethan Cohen who between them wrote, produced and
23:00
directed some of the greatest movies in the
23:03
history of American cinema. We could do a
23:05
Cohen brothers ranking right now, but frankly, we
23:07
do not have the time. Uh,
23:10
but what's your favorite con brothers movie? Helen go. Hell's
23:12
easy. That's not
23:14
saying that's what's in the same. Fuck.
23:17
No, no, no, then fine. Whatever.
23:21
Not much better, but it's fine. I'll accept it. You
23:24
know, for kids, um, and all that
23:26
sort of stuff. But it, hell, see, really
23:28
hell Caesar. Are you on? I love it.
23:32
What, what is wrong with you? Oh,
23:34
it's so good. It's so funny. So
23:37
many bits. Uh,
23:39
the dance sequence with Channing,
23:41
Chanel, Chanel, um, the mermaid
23:44
sequence, the comparative religion scene
23:46
cracks me up. The,
23:48
um, the, the, the
23:50
cleanly trying to understand communism is
23:53
amazing. I do also love a brother. Where
23:55
are they? Yeah. You were, what do you say?
23:57
I'm an intolerable cruelty. Um, I didn't hate
23:59
it. Quite like it. James,
24:02
favourite Coon Brothers movie? Big Lebowski, not even
24:04
close. Alright, excellent stuff. That
24:08
was less controversial. That is the correct answer
24:10
we made. It's not the correct answer. It
24:13
is the 100% correct answer, Chris. The correct
24:15
answer, Helen, is Burn After Reading. Stop it!
24:19
Stop laughing at me at my choices. Shoots after
24:21
watching. What? How dare
24:23
you? How fucking dare you? I
24:25
love Burn After Reading, but best
24:27
Coon Brothers movie is probably Miller's
24:29
Crossing. That's like your opinion, man.
24:34
Anyway, Ethan Coon and Joel
24:36
Coon, they made all those amazing movies together,
24:39
and Hell Caesar as well. And
24:41
then after many, many years together, they've decided
24:43
to go their separate ways creatively for a
24:45
little bit. And Joel Coon went off and
24:48
made the tragedy of Macbeth. And
24:50
then Ethan Coon has gone off and made, well,
24:52
a Coon Brothers
24:54
movie. Driveaway Dolls, which
24:56
is about two girls, two lesbians,
24:59
who embarked upon a road trip
25:03
and get involved with a bunch of narrative wells
25:05
and criminals and people who think they belong
25:09
in a Coon Brothers movie. But he has
25:11
not just made this movie by himself, he has
25:13
made this movie in tandem with his wife Trisha
25:15
Cook. John Nugent, I believe it
25:17
was. He sent along on
25:19
Zoom recently to have a chat with
25:21
Ethan Coon and Trisha Cook about a
25:23
very bizarre, very funny movie. Here
25:26
it is. Enjoy the interview not the movie. Enjoy
25:29
the interview. With
25:33
Ethan Coon and Trisha Cook. We are
25:35
thrilled and honored to have Ethan Coon and
25:37
Trisha Cook on the Empire Podcast. Welcome. How
25:40
are you both? Good. How are
25:42
you? Very good. Thank you. How
25:45
is it doing days like this for the two of
25:47
you? I mean, for listeners who don't know, you know,
25:49
you're obviously husband and wife and also creative collaborators. Do
25:52
you work well together doing stuff like this? Stuff
25:55
like this, you mean interviews, promoting
25:57
the movie? Yeah. Uh, yeah.
26:00
Yeah. Sorry. It's
26:02
been... I mean, this is the first time I've
26:04
done anything like this with Ethan, but, you know,
26:07
I mean, we get on well
26:09
and we kind of enjoy each other's humor.
26:13
So I
26:15
think that we have fun, you know,
26:18
doing these interviews because we get to do
26:20
them together. It's not as much fun when we have to
26:22
do them alone. Yeah. You know, it's
26:24
a weird thing doing interviews for a movie because
26:27
either you talk to the journalist or whatever and
26:29
it's... It can be really
26:31
stimulating. Either you kind of have a human
26:33
conversation or for some reason you don't get
26:35
each other and you go, whoa, that
26:37
was a little grim. But
26:41
generally it's, these have been good. This
26:43
has been good. We go, okay, we're
26:45
actually talking to somebody. Yeah. For
26:48
the majority of them, it's been, you
26:50
know, very pleasurable. Yeah. Well,
26:52
yeah, we'll hopefully make sure that this
26:54
conversation is not too grim or keep
26:56
the grim levels at a
26:59
moderate rate. Yeah. You
27:01
have that stuffed animal behind you, you know,
27:03
it's very soothing. Oh yeah. Yeah.
27:06
The listeners can't see. This is like a Star Wars toy.
27:08
This is a porg. I mean, it's
27:11
very... I'm actually slightly embarrassed to have that in
27:13
short. I should have got rid of that
27:15
bit. Oh, it's perfect.
27:17
It's very comforting. You got Trisha. You lost
27:20
me there. Okay. But yeah,
27:22
I mean, I guess you guys have worked together for
27:24
a long time, right? Trisha,
27:30
you've been an editor for the
27:33
Cone Films for a while. So
27:35
does it all blur together? Do
27:37
you like talk shop at
27:39
the breakfast table or do you guys kind
27:42
of keep church and state? Yeah,
27:45
church and state for sure, which
27:47
should be kept, you know, everywhere,
27:49
certainly in this
27:52
country, separation. Yeah,
27:54
no, we kind of leave work
27:56
at work. And
28:00
I mean, you know, we've been in a
28:04
relationship for over 30 years. So
28:06
we have a lot of other things
28:09
that kind of occupy
28:11
our time and minds and,
28:13
you know, easy to talk about. But
28:18
in the moment, we're
28:20
making another movie and
28:23
kind of promoting this movie. So it
28:26
seems a little all consuming. What
28:28
was your collaboration like before
28:31
this movie? Because, you know, you've worked
28:33
on many films together, I
28:35
assume with the mysterious
28:37
Roderick James, right? What
28:41
was that process like? You
28:44
know, weirdly, kind of like all our
28:46
other, well Trish can
28:48
speak about her other work with
28:50
other directors, but I don't know.
28:52
For me, it's like all our collaborations
28:55
with other people who work on our
28:57
movies, you go, okay, I kind of
28:59
understand and enjoy working with this person
29:01
and it's pretty easy and comfortable. In
29:04
the case of me and Joel and Trish, and in
29:06
the case of the directors of
29:08
photography we've worked with, it's all pretty,
29:11
there are a lot of familiar faces and it's
29:13
all pretty easy. Easy and
29:15
stimulating because they're interesting people, you
29:17
know. Yeah, I mean, working
29:19
with Joel and Ethan on
29:22
past projects is different for me than
29:24
working with other directors because, you
29:26
know, they're, I mean, they're two of
29:28
them and they're family. So there's
29:30
a familiarity that doesn't exist
29:33
with other directors. But as
29:36
an editor, usually, you know, you're spending
29:38
so much intense time with someone on
29:40
a daily basis for, you know, 10,
29:44
12 hours sometimes a day that, you
29:47
know, you come to know the
29:49
other person and you come to kind of
29:51
understand their way of thinking. With Joel and
29:53
Ethan, cutting wise, you know,
29:56
I was usually cutting half
29:58
of the movie or you know,
30:00
to break up the scenes
30:02
and I would cut some and they would cut some and then
30:05
we would put them all together and that
30:07
certainly is not the case on other films
30:09
that I've cut where you kind of have
30:11
to, you know, have a vision. Not that
30:13
you don't have a vision working with them, but you're
30:16
only working on specific scenes
30:19
at a time and then, you know,
30:21
kind of seeing how they all work
30:23
together. Yeah, yeah.
30:25
And then with Drive Away Dolls,
30:28
which am I right in
30:30
thinking this has been 20 years sort of bubbling
30:32
in the background to get to this point? Yes.
30:35
Yeah, that's true. We
30:37
wrote it, yeah, 20, 20
30:39
odd years ago. Tried to get it
30:42
made then and didn't succeed. Tried to get it made
30:44
with a friend of ours, another
30:46
director, Alison Anders, and
30:48
did manage too. So we thought, oh, all
30:51
right, that's too bad. We set it aside
30:53
and then took it up again a couple
30:55
of years ago and we thought, well, maybe
30:57
we should try and make it ourselves and
30:59
we rewrote it some
31:02
and proceeded to make the
31:04
movie. Yeah. And
31:06
did you start with the title? Did you
31:08
start with Drive Away Dykes? Was it originally?
31:11
Yes. Yeah, we started with the title
31:13
and thought it was good and it
31:16
seemed like it would be a fun movie to write.
31:19
So we did. And it
31:21
was a fun movie to write and, you
31:23
know, kind of to come up with all of
31:25
the, you know, just kind
31:28
of silly, you
31:30
know, absurd ideas that we could. It was
31:32
like Trish was sitting in a bar and
31:34
it was like, you know, Thomas
31:37
Edison all of a sudden thinking,
31:39
oh, a light bulb, artificial light.
31:41
Yeah, I've always likened
31:44
the Drive Away Dykes to, you
31:46
know, the invention of the light
31:48
bulb. Alexander
31:50
Graham Bell had just hit her. She
31:52
gathered it out of the atmosphere and
31:55
she came home really excited and said,
31:57
Drive Away Dykes. And I went, oh, wow.
32:02
It's actually kind of true with me. We went
32:04
far out. It's
32:06
too good an idea to not write the
32:08
movie that would go with that title. Yeah,
32:11
I can't take sole credit. I was with
32:13
a friend and we were kind of batting
32:15
ideas around on our third vodka.
32:19
I'm not sure who's I think,
32:21
but it was a collaboration. Yeah,
32:24
it's such a good title. I mean, obviously you've
32:26
ended up with Driveaway Dolls, but in the film
32:28
at the end, it's revealed to
32:30
be Driveaway Dykes. Do we consider this,
32:33
in your mind, is that the real
32:35
title and Driveaway Dolls? There's
32:39
a square title, we add Driveaway Dolls,
32:41
but we disavow it. In our minds,
32:43
it's Driveaway Dykes. And the only title we
32:45
use at home. Okay, okay. I
32:47
mean, it's such a good title and it
32:49
really speaks to the tone of the film,
32:52
which is so fun
32:54
and goofy. I
32:56
laughed so consistently through this film.
33:01
I had such a good time with it. How did you
33:03
land that tone in the
33:05
writing and in the making of it?
33:08
Well, it's all implicit in the title.
33:13
How did we land the tone? I don't know. You
33:15
just try to be faithful to your idea of what
33:17
the movie is. It's kind of trashy,
33:19
kind of exploitationy, kind
33:21
of, I don't know, a little
33:24
transgressive and just fun. It's got to go. It's
33:27
got to go. You know, we. It's got to... So
33:32
you come up with ideas that
33:34
you see, like a basement full
33:36
of soccer girls. Okay, that sounds...
33:40
Yeah, that's where they would go in this
33:42
kind of movie. Yeah, and all of the
33:44
girls would be lesbians, which would never happen.
33:47
But we gave ourselves license to
33:50
kind of create that world, you
33:52
know, a world in which ideally
33:57
everyone was queer. like
34:00
that would be my you know happy
34:03
fantasy world. And also
34:05
I mean as you sort of alluded it's
34:07
a very much a queer film it's a
34:09
lesbian film I would say probably
34:12
very horny film you know a lot of
34:14
the characters are just trying to get laid.
34:16
I mean was that just something you missed
34:18
from seeing in movies? Yes
34:21
yeah I mean
34:24
not not queer necessarily because you
34:27
know there's queer cinema but queer
34:30
cinema that's kind of light-hearted and
34:32
fun and promiscuous and allowing the
34:36
female characters to be promiscuous which
34:38
isn't something I'd seen a lot of
34:41
in film and you know
34:43
to be carefree in that
34:46
regard. And you know all
34:48
respect to you John and your little
34:50
Star Wars toy there. I
34:53
ask you what character in Star Wars is
34:55
horny? It's a really good question
34:58
and the answer is I think none of
35:00
them. Yeah exactly serving
35:03
an underserved audience man. Almost
35:08
horny Star Wars fans. They
35:11
need an outlet they need an outlet. It's
35:14
true yeah I realize after
35:16
doing all of this press that
35:18
you know I've just become because
35:20
you know and there's a lot
35:22
of talk about the time I
35:24
spend in bars and my promiscuity
35:26
and so heavy drinking you
35:28
know sex-driven
35:31
person. Sometimes it's hard
35:33
to look at yourself. Yeah I'm looking at yourself
35:35
in the mirror. Yeah I mean
35:37
Ethan it's been a while since we've you know
35:39
you've it's been a few years since your last
35:41
like feature film and
35:43
I've read somewhere you've gone a little bored of filmmaking
35:46
is it like is that still the case or with
35:48
all the stalker dildos are you a bit more having
35:51
fun making films again? So
35:54
that put me right back on my feet.
35:57
No it wasn't
35:59
that I was bored with it. The last
36:01
couple of movies I made with Joel were just
36:03
very hard, I mean, in terms of production, difficult
36:06
movies. So they
36:08
were not as much fun as, I don't
36:10
know, like I, it was less fun than
36:12
it had been. So I took a little
36:14
break. But this was just
36:16
like a huge amount of fun. I mean, you
36:19
know, I, we just liked
36:21
everybody who worked on it. We really liked
36:23
the actors. It
36:26
was just fun. That's kind of
36:28
what has rejuvenated me. And
36:31
working with Trish, that being no, I mean,
36:33
I mean, in this capacity, that was fun.
36:35
It was all just fun.
36:38
Don't want to overuse the word, but
36:40
it was fun. Yeah, that's great. I
36:43
mean, you really feel it from from watching it.
36:45
Was it was it a hard thing to put
36:47
together because it's a road movie or it's obviously
36:49
lots of locations, there's lots of zany
36:52
antics happening. Yeah,
36:54
the road movie, the location movie thing is, we
36:58
actually shot the movie because the logistics
37:00
are so difficult of traveling and shooting
37:03
multiple locations. You basically don't to the
37:05
extent possible, you shoot it all in
37:07
one place. We shot the movie in
37:10
Pittsburgh. So different parts of Pittsburgh with
37:12
a little art direction stood in for
37:14
different parts of the East Coast, which
37:16
is where the, you know, the trip
37:19
travels. Some of
37:21
the road footage was
37:24
shot in Florida and
37:26
Georgia and Pennsylvania. Yeah,
37:29
just some of the plates, the backgrounds
37:31
for the car stuff. When they're driving,
37:33
we kind of went and
37:36
found stuff in those locations to shoot,
37:38
but all of the actual locations were,
37:40
you know, uh,
37:43
all the foreground locations were
37:45
Pittsburgh. Right. Based on
37:47
this experience, it sounds like you've both
37:49
enjoyed yourselves. Is there going to be
37:52
more collaborations like this? I was heard
37:54
there was maybe the first new trilogy. Yeah.
37:58
Lesbian exploitation trilogy. Yeah,
38:00
that's me in the lesbian
38:03
B movie trilogy. Yeah,
38:05
we're we're in
38:07
pre production for the second
38:10
one, honey, don't we
38:12
don't you know, we don't have the
38:15
third movie fully written yet
38:17
but if you do to
38:19
your obliged to say there are three, yeah,
38:22
it's got to be a trilogy because I
38:24
don't know what's it. There isn't even
38:26
a word for two of them. You got to do your
38:28
obliged to do the soul figure
38:30
that out. But yeah, nothing connects
38:32
them except the fact that their
38:35
genre films in there, you know,
38:38
have lesbian the lead characters,
38:40
they're not the
38:42
sequels or you know,
38:44
yeah, there's no connected
38:46
characters, no grand ball
38:48
zachian design. Well, there is
38:50
Margaret quality back for the for this next one
38:53
as well. Yeah, he
38:55
is. Yeah. No
38:57
one. Yeah, it's a detective story.
39:00
She plays a detective named honey
39:02
O'Donohue. Anything
39:04
are you gonna I'm sorry to
39:06
ask you this. I'm sure this is a question
39:08
you get a lot but it but you and
39:10
Joel working on something again, we'll obviously be thrilled
39:12
to see you guys.
39:15
Yeah, we were we wrote something together
39:17
me and Joel wrote something together this
39:19
past summer that hopefully we'll do after
39:24
after me and Trish do this. Yeah, we
39:27
never kind of plan too far
39:29
in advance and especially now that
39:31
we might drop dead in
39:34
any decade or any words. But
39:37
yeah, you know, we've written a
39:39
movie and hopefully we'll Joel and
39:41
I have and hopefully we'll do
39:43
it soon. Amazing. Amazing. Well, you
39:45
know, we hope and pray you won't
39:48
drop dead anytime soon. You
39:50
hope and pray. Truly is
39:54
Yeah, always a
39:56
pleasure watching your work. So yeah, I
39:58
think that might be my time but Yeah, driveway
40:00
dikes, not dolls. Such
40:03
a pleasure talking, Ethan and Tricia. Thank you so much
40:05
for your time. Thank you. Thank you.
40:09
OK, that was Ethan Cohen and Tricia Cook, and we
40:11
will be talking about driveway dolls later on in the
40:14
review section. Something to look forward to. Yes.
40:18
Right now, movie news time. There's quite a lot of movie
40:20
news. The Oscars happened. We devoted
40:22
most of the movie news section last
40:25
week to the Oscars and to our predictions. How
40:27
do we do? Do we do OK? Pretty
40:30
well. Oppenheimer won seven Oscars and played the best
40:32
picture, best director. I think, you know, the
40:34
only one that we kind of swerved
40:36
on was was Best Actress,
40:38
but we were very happy with the result regardless.
40:40
So good. And let's say it before he does.
40:42
Chris did think it would be like, I did
40:45
say it was a possibility. I didn't call it,
40:47
but I did say I would not be surprised
40:49
to find Twitter wake up on Monday morning to
40:51
find Twitter angry about Emma Stone winning Best Actress.
40:53
And that's pretty much what happened. But
40:56
I also think there's been a lot of graciousness. A lot
40:59
of people going, actually, she was amazing. It was a great
41:01
performance. And also,
41:03
I think she was consistently
41:05
gracious throughout award season and
41:08
paid tribute to all of her fellow nominees,
41:10
but in particular, Lillie Gladstone. And it's clear
41:12
that the two of them have been genuinely
41:14
friendly the whole way through award season and
41:16
have been kind of hanging out together. I think
41:18
a lot of these things. So, you know, it doesn't
41:21
feel like she's taking
41:23
something away, really, in that sense. I think I
41:25
think they'll hopefully help each other out in the future. Solid,
41:28
solid. I mean, I didn't see the ceremony.
41:30
I slept in. It was I stepped
41:32
through the whole thing, which is a delightful way to experience
41:34
the Oscars, because then you wake up the next morning, you
41:36
see all the clips of the stuff that worked. Yeah. And
41:38
that's fun. And so all
41:40
the stuff that worked included John Cena presenting
41:42
the best costume Oscar whilst completely starkers, except
41:45
for a large envelope covering
41:47
his nethers. That was
41:50
very, very funny. Obviously, the aforementioned and
41:52
aforementioned discussed Ryan Gosling. I'm just Ken,
41:54
which won Best Picture. And
41:56
the other weird things, Al
41:58
Pacino completely ban Jack. seen the
42:00
announcement of Best Picture by just
42:03
kind of Al Pacino
42:05
in it. The
42:07
best way I could describe it, you know, with
42:09
the now famous, my eyes
42:11
see Oppenheimer thing,
42:14
but Jimmy Kimmel, was he a good
42:16
host? Anyone? He was fine.
42:18
I mean, I didn't think his opening
42:21
monologue was an old timer, but it was solid.
42:24
There were a couple of very tired
42:26
jokes, Killers of the Flower Moon running time.
42:28
I mean, even if James is making that joke
42:30
over and over and over again, you know, it's
42:32
really been run into the ground. It's not a
42:34
joke at this point for James. It's a political
42:36
protest. I know, yeah. And I don't think it
42:38
was for Kimmel. So that was
42:40
a bit like, oh, I get it. But otherwise, I mean,
42:42
I think he struck the right note of poking
42:45
fun, but not being mean. And,
42:49
and yeah, there were some lovely, lovely winners.
42:51
I mean, the last repair shop winning Best
42:53
Live Action Short, if you know, a little
42:55
girl from that, absolutely delightful. It
42:58
was it wasn't a bad Oscars. It wasn't about Oscars. A
43:00
couple of non attendees among
43:02
the winners, interestingly, Miyazaki
43:05
didn't travel over Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer wasn't there.
43:08
No, Miyazaki didn't travel over to pick
43:10
up Best Animation for the boy in the
43:12
Heron. But also, Wes Anderson wasn't on hand. I guess
43:15
he might be shooting. No, he is shooting. He should
43:17
in the new film, Wes Anderson. So this is interesting.
43:19
This is the one thing that kind of slightly sticks
43:21
to my craw a little bit, which is that Wes
43:23
Anderson won Best Live Action Short for
43:25
the wonderful story of Henry Sugar, his Rolled
43:28
Out adaptation. He did four Rolled Out adaptations
43:30
on Netflix. I think it was four, maybe
43:32
three. And they were all very, very good.
43:36
And he won Best Live Action Short as
43:39
a result. I feel that
43:41
that's somewhat
43:44
unfair. It's
43:46
hard because you can't you shouldn't disqualify someone from
43:48
the category because of who they are. But
43:50
that is a world
43:52
class filmmaker who's already established
43:55
with a Netflix level budget that is
43:58
far beyond anything that his competitors. in
44:00
that category will be able to muster. Even
44:02
the catering on the wonderful story of Henry
44:04
Sugar will presumably cost more than most live-action
44:06
shorts that are being made in the world
44:08
right now, where the average budget is, I'm
44:10
guessing, something like $10,000, 10,000
44:13
pounds in that ballpark. People's scrambling
44:15
to get equipment together, shooting things on
44:17
their phones, or they're finding time to
44:20
edit. Everything is very, very DIY. Then
44:23
you have Wes Anderson, the most meticulous
44:25
filmmaker in the world, going in with
44:27
his professional grade-A crew, his incredible cast
44:29
of actors, including Benedict Cumberbatch, and
44:31
his Netflix-level budget. It doesn't feel like
44:33
the playing field is at all level
44:36
for me. Now, I know you also
44:38
feel that the same is true with things like
44:40
animated shorts. But
44:42
I don't really know what
44:45
the solution here is, other than to
44:47
perhaps introduce some rules to the category,
44:50
which means you have
44:52
to have a certain budget level, or maybe it's for
44:55
first-time filmmakers or people who haven't yet made
44:57
a film. I don't know. But listen, I
44:59
can't be mad about Wes Anderson getting an
45:01
Oscar because he deserves an Oscar, because he's
45:03
brilliant. But maybe not for this, is what I'm
45:05
saying. No, I get what you're saying. But like I
45:08
say, we've been
45:10
talking about this. My argument has been,
45:12
in the animation category, you have long
45:14
had people like Joanna Quinn
45:16
and Les Mills have been making
45:18
these hand-drawn animated films in
45:20
Wales for years about
45:23
this woman called Beryl. And
45:27
they sometimes get Oscar-nominated. They
45:29
have been Oscar-nominated. But
45:31
they're up against the Disney
45:33
movie, the Pixar movie that showed
45:35
before the billion-dollar film that everybody's seen. And
45:38
what do you know, they don't necessarily win.
45:41
And that feels like a very non-level playing
45:43
field, because I think a lot of the
45:45
time with the Oscars, it
45:47
appears that even in things
45:49
like the animated shorts category where the
45:51
films are on average, I think about
45:53
maximum 20 minutes, but often much less,
45:56
you do get the voters going for the one that they saw
45:58
when they went to see Toy Story 4. or
46:00
they went to see Frozen or whatever it is. So
46:03
that level playing field has
46:05
never existed in the other short categories, I
46:07
think. So, you know. But that's not to
46:09
excuse what happens here. No, and I get it. But
46:12
then you either change the rules of the category
46:14
or you bring in a
46:17
category that is specifically designed
46:19
for newcomers. Yeah. That's possibly
46:22
the answer. But even in
46:24
that category, even in animated short, you
46:26
have a situation where, yes, you have the might
46:29
of Pixar, but not every Pixar short
46:31
gets nominated. But also a lot
46:33
of the Pixar filmmakers who are making those shorts
46:35
are filmmakers who are cutting their teeth,
46:38
who are slowly but surely dipping
46:40
their toes in the water. It's not like those Pixar
46:42
shorts are made by Brad Bird or Andrew Stanton or
46:44
Pete Foster. But I hear what
46:46
you're saying. I hear what you're saying. In
46:48
terms of promotional
46:51
weight, in terms of institutional expertise.
46:53
Of course, an eyeball on
46:55
the screen, of course. Different
46:57
level to some of the. I think we're making the
46:59
same argument. I think we are. I mean, I think we are actually. The
47:03
animation categories have been really interesting in recent years
47:05
and they have, I think, quite slightly changed the
47:07
rules. But the animation branch
47:09
has been nominating really interesting
47:12
stuff and they have been
47:14
nominating, you know, the cartoon saloons
47:16
of this world, the very small animation
47:18
houses that do extraordinary work with limited
47:20
resources. And you want the
47:22
Oscars to be celebrating that. And I know that
47:25
it's difficult maybe to for
47:27
those things to get visibility, but surely that's
47:30
what awards are for, you know. So absolutely. This
47:33
is not intended as a criticism of the wonderful
47:35
story of Henry Sugar, which is indeed wonderful. It's
47:38
really great. Check it out on Netflix and check
47:40
out the other ones that Wes Anderson made as
47:43
well. And it's not a criticism of Wes Anderson
47:45
either. Nor should really.
47:48
Nor am I saying that he should turn down the
47:50
Oscar. I'm not saying this. What I'm saying is put
47:52
yourself in the shoes of someone who made the director
47:54
of the After that David or Yellowo. I mean, he's
47:57
managed to get David or Yellowo to be in their
47:59
film and even. And then that's kind of
48:01
maybe giving you a step up because you have
48:03
a major movie star in your short film. And
48:05
you're thinking, I'm like, what in the Oscar here?
48:07
Oh fuck, Wes Anderson's in my category. I
48:10
don't have a chance. If you are
48:12
a young, scrappy, pugnacious filmmaker who has
48:14
managed to get a film together, a
48:16
short film together, and it's brilliant. And
48:19
it's gone on the Oscar shortlist. It's
48:21
on the Oscar shortlist, and then suddenly
48:23
in comes the 800-pound gorilla that is
48:25
immaculately dressed as 800-pound gorilla. That is
48:28
Wes Anderson. And you're just thinking, well,
48:30
this isn't really fair. Anyway,
48:32
hey, Jimbo. Let's
48:34
welcome Jimbo back to the show. Hello, James. Anything
48:36
else you want to say about the Oscars after I
48:39
get off my soapbox for five
48:41
minutes? No, not massively.
48:43
Again, I think it was a really
48:45
solid show. It was also
48:47
the most boring show in living memory, but not
48:49
because it was bad production, because I get, like
48:52
we discussed, we knew what was going to happen.
48:54
Yes, a couple of slight deviations from the script,
48:56
as it were, but it was very predictable. It
48:58
wasn't very exciting, nothing. And I can do without
49:00
people getting snapped in the face, excitement. I don't
49:02
need that. But sometimes it's quite nice to go
49:04
in thinking, I just don't know what's going to
49:07
happen. I want a little bit of showmanship to
49:09
it. And it felt a little bit like,
49:11
oh, I'm seeing this film again for the
49:13
second time. I would, I'll tell you what,
49:15
I would like them to get rid of the five
49:17
nominees presenting the category, five
49:19
former winners, rather, presenting the category, because I
49:21
find that cringy. I
49:24
would like them to emphasize funniness
49:27
more in their intros, but also
49:29
in their maybe host.
49:32
I mean, some people were saying that John Mulaney
49:34
made a good bid for presenting next year, and he
49:36
was very, very funny. And I would
49:38
very much like to see him present the Oscars,
49:41
I must say that. Obviously, Steve Martin and
49:43
Martin Short remain my number one choice,
49:45
but John Mulaney is absolutely
49:47
right up there. All right. So
49:49
some other things happened as well in the world of movie news. along
50:00
with a note presumably respectfully asking her
50:02
to return as Sydney Prescott in Scream
50:04
7 and she accepted the
50:06
note, what happened to the gold
50:09
bullion I do not know. But
50:11
yes, Ned Campbell is back
50:13
as Sydney Prescott in the somewhat
50:15
troubled Scream 7. But
50:18
now it seems to be
50:20
back on track with Kevin
50:22
Williamson directing. Now of
50:24
course Kevin Williamson is the guy who
50:27
wrote the original Scream and Scream 2
50:30
for that matter and he's back, back, back. And
50:33
he's not just writing this time, he's directing. I
50:35
don't believe he's writing at all. Guy Busick is
50:37
writing. So it's written basically. It is being written
50:39
by Guy Busick who wrote the last two.
50:41
Kevin Williamson I'm sure is going to be writing,
50:44
maybe he's writing it with him, but Guy Busick
50:46
who wrote the previous two which James Vanderbilt is
50:48
going to be writing this one. And
50:51
Kevin Williamson directing which is an interesting,
50:53
exciting, Jimbo are you excited about this? I
50:56
am a little bit, but only because on
50:58
the recent pilot TV podcast we did a
51:01
revisit of Dawson's Creek which
51:04
Kevin Williamson famously wrote and is
51:06
in fact dreadful. I
51:08
thought it was going to be great and I was really
51:10
looking forward to it and it's not aged at all well.
51:12
That's not to say that Scream isn't good, that's not to
51:15
say he isn't good, but it has certainly made me slightly
51:17
concerned. I also, and I'm going to say this now, predict
51:19
that Sydney Prescott is going to get murdered horribly
51:21
in the prologue to this
51:23
film. Get out of here. I refuse. Yeah,
51:26
it's going to happen. But then they're without a leading lady again. So they have
51:28
to start all over again. I think, well, when they go with Nava's
51:30
a leading lady, I don't know. I
51:36
don't think that she's going to come back
51:39
unless it was a particularly large truck, which
51:41
was called William, just to
51:44
end Sydney's story in that way. If
51:47
you judge in the prologue then it doesn't need to be quite as big a
51:49
truck. Oh, it's just
51:51
like a mid-side truck. Oh no, I think it should
51:53
be a bigger truck in that case. Maybe the truck
51:55
could be the murder weapon. She gets, a truck refers
51:57
to her and is driven by Ghostface. And she's crushed.
51:59
by the gold billion. Yes, she is, Jack. And it's
52:01
a bit like Frank Drepin and Nick, a two and
52:04
a half. Actually,
52:06
I reversed over my last two victims. Luckily, one of them
52:08
turned out to be Sydney Prescott. Maybe it's
52:10
a little bit like that. I don't know. I
52:13
don't think that... I think her
52:15
story ended very nicely in Scream brackets
52:17
2022, Scream 5. And
52:21
she deserves her happy ending. Not that way. Stop
52:23
it, you filthy-minded beggars. Probably does. And probably
52:25
she does. She does, quite frankly. With
52:28
Mr McDreamy, her husband,
52:30
Mr Patrick Dempsey. Not
52:33
a bad-looking fella to be spending your retirement with. But
52:36
I don't know. I just think dragging her back into this, it
52:39
has much potential to
52:41
muddy the waters and to tarnish her
52:44
legacy and I think leave Sydney alone,
52:46
basically. But she's signed on the dotted
52:48
line. So she's back, back, back. If
52:51
she is back, back, back, I think
52:53
she should either be Go's face or
52:57
stay alive to the end. I do not want you to be Go's
52:59
for Dime. I would like her to stay alive. Thank you very much.
53:01
Please and thank you. Thank you, please and thank you. Venom.
53:04
Venom, Venom, Venom. Yeah,
53:08
he's taking an unexpected direction in that
53:10
we now know that his next film
53:12
will be about exotic dancing. Yeah,
53:15
that's right. Venom scripts. Venom
53:17
X Magic Mike, The Last
53:19
Dance. Or rather Venom The Last Dance
53:21
is what they're calling the film. Tom,
53:24
very hardy. Yeah,
53:27
it has a title. It's happening.
53:30
It's coming out this year. Venom The Last Dance is
53:32
coming out in October. We knew it was coming out
53:34
in October. We didn't know it was called Venom The
53:36
Last Dance. We thought it was going to be called
53:38
Venom 3, but that wouldn't make any
53:40
sense because the last one wasn't called Venom 2. So
53:43
this one is called Venom The Last Dance, which
53:45
does seem to indicate that either this is
53:47
a sports documentary about
53:49
Michael Jordan or
53:53
a very sexy dance movie,
53:55
or maybe this is the final Venom
53:57
movie. Well, we can hope for.
54:00
one of those outcomes. Or more than one. More
54:03
than one. I'd love a pivot into
54:05
sports documentary. That'd be pretty wild. And
54:07
I took that personally. Anything else
54:10
you want to talk about in the world of movie or TV?
54:12
Well, speaking of superheroes, the Batman
54:14
part 2, the Batman part 2,
54:17
has been pushed back to 2026, which
54:20
can't be a huge surprise to anybody because I feel
54:22
like if it was going to be 2025, we would
54:24
have heard a bit more about it by now. So
54:27
yeah, it's not expected on the 2nd
54:29
of October, 2026. I'm
54:31
sure you're going to want to mark that in your diaries.
54:33
So that's four and a half years after the
54:35
Batman. But in the meantime, we'll
54:37
have the Penguin due later
54:40
this year with Colin Farrell's lovely face
54:42
being hidden under a mess of nonsense
54:45
once again. And that gives them
54:47
a chance to have Superman appear
54:49
before another the Batman. And
54:53
I think Joker will be out first as well, won't he? Yeah.
54:56
Yeah, but those won't be part of James Gunn's DCU.
55:02
It is still confusing because they're planning to do
55:04
the Brave and the Bold, which is in
55:07
James Gunn's, not in James Gunn's, not like
55:09
Quantum Mania, but in James Gunn universe, first
55:11
a Batman will be separate to Robert Pattinson,
55:13
who of course is separate to any Batman
55:15
who may or may not show up. I'm
55:18
so confused. Todd Phillips Joker
55:20
movies. But yeah,
55:22
it's exciting. It's interesting.
55:26
I like the first movie. So I'm looking forward to seeing
55:28
the second one. And of course, we're talking about
55:31
James Gunn's DCU. And
55:33
when aren't we? When aren't we? When are
55:36
we never? James Gunn announced this
55:38
week that Peacemaker season 2 is finally happening
55:40
with John Cena, who may or may not
55:42
be clothed. Although he wasn't clothed so much
55:44
in season 1. And
55:47
I'm excited about that because I really liked season 1. And that's
55:49
going to be shot at the same
55:51
time as Superman, which means James Gunn, who is
55:53
a Superman but not Superman, will not be able
55:55
to direct all the episodes of season 2, as
55:58
indeed was the original intent. Fair enough. He can't
56:00
do that. He has written all
56:02
the episodes and the Viola Davis led
56:04
Waller season will be going after Peacemaker
56:06
season two instead of before as it
56:08
had been the plan. All right. All
56:12
right. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
56:14
It's Thursday. It's Thursday,
56:16
March 14th. And that
56:18
can mean only one thing. Pi Day! James
56:20
is tired again. He is struggling
56:22
to stay awake. I am looking at his eyes. They
56:26
involuntarily closed just a second ago.
56:28
Luckily, he doesn't have to record pilot
56:30
after this. I am flagging. I have
56:33
post-travel lodge distress. You're a Randall flagging.
56:35
Yeah. Well, the best way to get James
56:37
excited right now is plug in. That's
56:40
right. What? What? Oh,
56:43
no. Plug
56:45
in the new issue of Empire,
56:48
of course. Oh. It's
56:50
what I'm so disappointed in. Thank God for you finished. Thank
56:53
God you finished the sentence. Yes. It
56:56
is the new issue of Empires and Sale right now.
56:58
It has hit the shelves of all good and evil
57:00
and virtual newsagents, and it's a belt of an issue.
57:03
On the cover, I'm going to say, because
57:05
I wrote the feature, is Furiosa, but
57:08
it's not mediocre. It is very,
57:10
very exciting indeed. It is probably
57:13
my most anticipated movie of 2024. I
57:18
spoke. I went very
57:21
far into running corporate. I
57:23
spoke to George Miller and
57:27
the Puget. I
57:29
don't know what's happening. Anybody
57:36
under 30 is going to be just baffled.
57:38
I mean, he might be generous. George
57:42
Miller. I
57:46
spoke to George Miller, who, of course, is the
57:48
mastermind behind the Mad Max series and should have
57:50
won the Best Director Oscar for Fury Road a
57:52
few years ago. And
57:54
he's back, back, back. So I spoke to George
57:56
Miller, who directed it. I
57:59
spoke to Anya Taylor. of Joy who plays Furiosa
58:01
and we talked for a long time, George Miller and
58:03
I, about why Charlize Theron is not
58:05
returning to play Furiosa in this. It's a prequel
58:07
to Fury Road, unless you probably explain it right
58:09
there. Don't know why we spent so little talking
58:11
about it. I spoke to Chris
58:13
Hemsworth who plays the film's bad
58:15
guy and twisted father figure
58:18
to Furiosa, a character called
58:20
Dementus, which should give
58:22
you an idea of what we're in for from Chris
58:24
Hemsworth, who was great. These
58:26
were the first interviews these people had
58:29
done about this movie and they were
58:31
all terrified about what they could
58:33
and could not say. It's a really, really fun
58:35
feature. There's a lot of great stuff about the
58:37
making of the film in there and if you
58:39
want to know more about Furiosa before it debuts
58:41
in May, then I cannot recommend
58:44
it highly enough, says the man who wrote
58:46
the feature. Anything else in there that I
58:48
didn't sully with my words?
58:51
Yeah, loads. So we talked
58:53
to Alex Garland. In fact, Alex Garland
58:55
wrote exclusively for Empire about his new
58:57
film Civil War, not
58:59
to be confused with it involving Captain America.
59:02
I love that film. We have the
59:05
directors of Abigail, which is
59:07
the vampire ballerina movie, talking
59:09
to us about that. We
59:11
have a reunion of Sopranos,
59:14
creator and some cast for the 25th
59:16
anniversary of the Sopranos. 25 years,
59:19
Jesus. 25
59:21
years. We have a bunch of us
59:23
wrote little tributes to the late great
59:25
Carl Weathers. Looking back
59:27
on things like Rocky, Predator, The
59:29
Mandalorian, Rested Development, all the greats. We've
59:32
got a look at Jerry Seinfeld's Pop Torrets movie.
59:34
That is a thing that is a real thing.
59:36
It's a real thing. A real thing. A real
59:38
thing that didn't just make up. No, that is
59:40
an actual thing that exists. It is
59:42
incredible. We've got Zack Snyder talking about
59:44
Rebel Moon Part 2, The Scar Giver. Also
59:47
a real thing that exists. Also a real
59:49
thing that exists. Andrew Scott talking
59:51
Ripley. First look at A Gentleman in
59:53
Moscow with Hugh McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
59:55
So much work. So much
59:57
work. Chris, you've got Wonka in your set.
1:00:00
Oneka. Oneka. Paul King,
1:00:02
Simon Farnaby. Yes.
1:00:05
My section is the best section. Just ignore all
1:00:07
of those sections. I've obviously the Furiosa feature.
1:00:09
Go and read that. And then
1:00:11
just frame it on your wall. It's
1:00:13
beautiful. Beautiful thing. Beautiful. Anyway, it's a very good
1:00:15
issue. It's a great issue. I
1:00:18
apologize in advance for
1:00:20
my feature. There's probably a stupid
1:00:23
joke in there or two somewhere. But
1:00:25
yeah, it's a great, great issue on
1:00:27
sale right now in all good, evil
1:00:29
and virtual newsagents. Thank you in advance
1:00:31
for your interest and your support.
1:00:34
It's not much better than when I used to demand
1:00:37
that they pay my wages, you motherfuckers. It's much better.
1:00:39
See how I've grown as a person? Yeah.
1:00:41
It's not good because of the plug-in. Time
1:00:49
for another guest. Oh, God, please. OK,
1:00:51
excellent. Philip Noyce. We like him, don't
1:00:53
we? He's Noyce. He's Noyce. Noyce.
1:00:56
He is one of Australia's finest filmmakers,
1:00:58
mate. OK.
1:01:01
He is. He is. He
1:01:03
directed, of course, Deadcom. Yeah, pretty amazing.
1:01:05
Deadcom. He directed Rabbit Proof Fence. He
1:01:07
directed The Quiet American with Michael Caine.
1:01:10
He directed, of course, The One, Two,
1:01:12
Punch, The Double Whammy of Harrison Ford's
1:01:14
Jack Ryan movies, Patriot Games, and Clear
1:01:16
and Present Danger. He directed Salt. And
1:01:19
it's hard to direct Salt because it just sits there.
1:01:22
And yet he directed it. That's how
1:01:24
good Philip Noyce is. And now he
1:01:26
is back, back, back as a director
1:01:28
with this week's Fast Charlie, which
1:01:31
is on Prime Video as of today, Friday, the
1:01:33
15th of March, the eyes of March. Beware
1:01:35
the eyes of March, but do not beware
1:01:37
of Fast Charlie, Ford's star as Pierce Brosnan,
1:01:40
Ron Holm himself as
1:01:42
a hitman with an accent. He's
1:01:45
not playing. He doesn't do an Irish accent in this. He
1:01:47
did an American accent and it really threw me. Bonds
1:01:50
shouldn't by rule attempt
1:01:54
other accents. Unless it's Daniel Craig
1:01:56
in Logan Lucky. No.
1:02:02
But you know, occasionally I'll allow it. Just
1:02:05
for a special occasion. Yeah, but
1:02:07
like, T-dolts shooting really straight
1:02:10
from his accent. Roger Moore didn't straight
1:02:12
from his accent. Sean Connery couldn't straight
1:02:14
from his accent. So it just, it
1:02:16
throws me. It throws me. But anyway,
1:02:18
Chris Brothlin, very charming in this movie,
1:02:21
an aging hitman who finds
1:02:23
himself embarking upon a rip-roaring
1:02:25
rampage of revenge, but oh
1:02:27
no, wouldn't you know it
1:02:29
is complication? He's falling in
1:02:31
love with Mirena Baccarin, who
1:02:34
plays a taxidermist whose path
1:02:36
crosses with his, they intersect.
1:02:39
Is that what the kids call it? Hey, hey, come on
1:02:41
now, steady. So anyway, Philip
1:02:44
Loyce hasn't happened yet, but I am
1:02:46
reliably informed that it will in about
1:02:48
three and a half hours. So hopefully
1:02:50
it was great. Fantastic. Here it is, and if it
1:02:52
doesn't happen, then I'll just cut this whole bit out and run
1:02:54
under wiser. Here's Philip Loyce, enjoy.
1:02:57
Thanks for doing this. Whereabouts in the world
1:03:00
are you at the moment? I
1:03:02
am in Hollywood, California. The heart
1:03:04
of Hollywood, California, oppositely
1:03:07
lives the
1:03:10
head of Netflix. Across
1:03:14
the other way is
1:03:17
a famous screenwriter. You
1:03:19
know, I'm in the thick of it here. The
1:03:24
heart of Hollywood. You can't escape movies even
1:03:26
if you wanted to. Could
1:03:28
not escape them. Don't want to anyway. Don't
1:03:30
know anything else. Have
1:03:33
been saying action and cut and being paid
1:03:35
for it. Now I'm
1:03:37
73, about to turn 74.
1:03:41
Someone's been paying me to say action and
1:03:43
cut since I was 18 years old. Believe
1:03:48
it or not. Oh my God. I
1:03:50
have not had another job since I dug
1:03:53
my last sewerage ditch, which
1:03:56
earned me enough to make my little
1:03:59
short film about this. the sex fantasies
1:04:01
of a teenager, a subject
1:04:03
that I returned to in my memory of course.
1:04:07
But that was the last time
1:04:09
I had another job when
1:04:12
I was 18 years old. Wow. Was
1:04:14
there a fallback position if it had all gone horribly
1:04:16
wrong for you? There was always
1:04:19
a fallback position and that was
1:04:21
a Teachers College scholarship that I
1:04:23
had which would
1:04:25
have indentured me for 10
1:04:29
years and I would have been sent like
1:04:31
that character in the
1:04:34
film Waking Fright who
1:04:37
sent out into the outback and
1:04:40
has to teach kids for
1:04:45
a certain period. That's the life I
1:04:47
was avoiding. And it was
1:04:51
that film and
1:04:53
the adventures of that gentleman that convinced
1:04:56
me that I should keep trying to
1:04:58
avoid that life. Quite
1:05:01
right too. I thought it was a life
1:05:03
of boozing, of being incredibly sweaty, of taking
1:05:05
pot shots at kangaroos and pot shots at
1:05:07
the locals and going slowly mad so I
1:05:09
could see why you'd like to avoid that.
1:05:12
Yeah, it was the slightly mad part that I
1:05:14
didn't go for. It's
1:05:17
a hell of a film though. It was
1:05:19
a hell of a film. Not an
1:05:21
Australian film as it turned out although
1:05:24
it was an Australian subject. It was
1:05:26
a Canadian director, Ted Coaches, who had
1:05:29
a brilliant career, a most
1:05:32
brilliant career in Australia. But Australians
1:05:35
of course have claimed it as
1:05:37
an Aussie movie but it's not
1:05:39
really. But what about filmmaking? Because you
1:05:41
have been, as you say, you've been doing this
1:05:43
since you were a baron as we
1:05:46
say over here. And you
1:05:48
have been very prolific, especially the last few
1:05:50
years. You've made a movie every two years
1:05:52
pretty much. And Fast Charlie just
1:05:55
being the latest. So are
1:05:57
you still finding it easy? to
1:06:00
get films off the ground in America? No, no,
1:06:02
no, no, no, no. I mean,
1:06:05
it was easy-ish, easy.
1:06:07
No, it was easy. It was genuinely easy. It
1:06:09
was a big easy. When
1:06:12
I was working within the Hollywood studio
1:06:14
system, for better or
1:06:17
for worse, as fast
1:06:19
as I could turn them out, they'd have
1:06:21
them ready with,
1:06:23
you know, stars, scripts. Well,
1:06:27
actually, the first thing that came
1:06:29
first was the publicity material. They
1:06:32
always proceeded making the film with,
1:06:34
you know, a huge
1:06:36
sales effort to sell the film to
1:06:38
people all around the world, which
1:06:41
is Hollywood's great achievement, you know. Rome
1:06:46
did it with a sword, but Hollywood took
1:06:49
the hearts and minds with
1:06:51
movies. That was easy. Now,
1:06:54
it's a struggle because
1:06:57
I'm no longer working
1:06:59
within the studio system. I'm
1:07:01
making truly independent films
1:07:05
and the traditional way of
1:07:07
financing those films is through
1:07:09
pre-sales. I'll explain it
1:07:11
to you. So, you get Joe
1:07:13
Blow, the film actor, to be
1:07:16
your star. Then you
1:07:18
take that star to a sales company
1:07:20
to give you an estimate on how
1:07:22
much money you could
1:07:24
raise between the script, you, the
1:07:26
director, and that particular star. Then
1:07:29
you get a budget done and you have
1:07:32
to see if the money that
1:07:35
could be resolved around the
1:07:37
world equals the amount
1:07:39
of money you need. Well,
1:07:41
what we know in the
1:07:43
last few years is that the whole
1:07:45
system of distributing films,
1:07:47
of exhibiting films, has collapsed.
1:07:50
It's completely collapsed. So,
1:07:52
there's a whole market, a whole
1:07:54
way of financing films that
1:07:56
was valid for the last... 30
1:08:00
years, that no longer
1:08:03
works. It's completely broken. So
1:08:06
it's hard. It's hard out there. Hard
1:08:09
to get movies made. I've
1:08:11
had several movies with
1:08:14
what I would call great,
1:08:17
bankable stars only to
1:08:19
get back the estimates
1:08:21
note. Sorry, what's your
1:08:23
budget? $15 million? Well, I can
1:08:26
raise $7 on
1:08:28
that star, not $15. Oh, back
1:08:31
to the drawing board. So
1:08:34
it's not easy. But it
1:08:38
is easy in another way, in as much as your
1:08:41
own boss. You can make your
1:08:43
own decisions. They're not made for you by
1:08:45
a studio. On the
1:08:47
other hand, the
1:08:49
studio system really does give
1:08:53
you certain creative freedom until
1:08:56
that monumental day that
1:08:59
you have your first test
1:09:01
screening. Because the studio system is
1:09:03
all based and it has been since 1923 on
1:09:05
out-of-town test
1:09:10
screenings. We used to go down
1:09:12
to Orange County back in the
1:09:14
20s. Now we go as
1:09:17
far even as Las Vegas or Phoenix
1:09:20
to do a screening. But
1:09:24
there's a set of rules. If you get
1:09:26
70, you're in trouble. If
1:09:28
you get below 70, you're
1:09:30
in big trouble. If it gets below
1:09:32
60, you're in awful trouble.
1:09:36
If you get 75, you might get out of
1:09:38
trouble. That's 75 out of 100 on the audience
1:09:42
rating. If you get above 80, you're
1:09:46
in for a good time. If you get above 90,
1:09:49
wow, you're home free, baby.
1:09:52
Your movie is going to get a big P&A
1:09:54
spend and they're not going
1:09:56
to bother you. I've got
1:09:58
25. And I've got 94. So
1:10:02
I have a big range of studio
1:10:04
experiences where I was
1:10:06
beaten up for months or
1:10:08
where the truck was backed up
1:10:10
with money and I was told, whatever you want,
1:10:12
just finish the movie. Anyway,
1:10:17
that was the studio system. Now I'm working
1:10:20
in the system of you've
1:10:22
got to find an actor who is bothable
1:10:24
to make a movie. And
1:10:27
as Charlie obviously stars Pierce Brosnan,
1:10:32
is Pierce one of those actors and when
1:10:34
you say, okay, I've got Pierce Brosnan on
1:10:36
board now, that unlocks the budget level that
1:10:38
you need? Are you still playing, are
1:10:40
you still having to constrain yourself
1:10:42
in a way with the budget? No,
1:10:45
you've always got to constrain yourself. But
1:10:49
necessity is the mother of invention and
1:10:53
you will do something
1:10:55
out of necessity. And
1:10:57
fast Charlie is a perfect example
1:11:00
of that because
1:11:03
five days before we started shooting,
1:11:05
the producer announced that there was no money.
1:11:09
Not a little money, no money. But
1:11:12
everyone had to go home. But
1:11:15
the bridging finance had fallen
1:11:17
through. And
1:11:22
I got together with Richard Wank
1:11:24
who was the writer and
1:11:27
I said, you know, what are we
1:11:29
going to do? And he said, well,
1:11:31
why don't we just see
1:11:33
if you've got any money and then we'll just
1:11:35
write whatever money you're
1:11:38
told you do have. And
1:11:41
so that started a
1:11:45
process that went on every day during
1:11:47
that film. And if
1:11:49
you've seen the film, you'll notice
1:11:51
in the first couple of
1:11:53
minutes that there's a long
1:11:55
executive producer credit list, 26
1:11:58
of them. Well,
1:12:00
each of those 26 came in
1:12:03
once we send out the SOSs around
1:12:07
America for money. Some
1:12:09
of them came in for $10,000 and some
1:12:11
of them came in for up to $2
1:12:13
million of investment. And as
1:12:15
a result, that's why they've got bank
1:12:18
credits on a movie as
1:12:21
executive producers. And the movie
1:12:23
was made week to week,
1:12:25
day to day with reinvestment
1:12:28
of small amounts
1:12:30
of money by 26 different investors.
1:12:34
Wow. So you really have to cut your cloth
1:12:36
to suit at that point? My
1:12:39
God. Well, I have to cut my cloth to suit
1:12:41
and I would come home,
1:12:45
Warwick Thornton, the DP, who is a
1:12:47
great chef, would start preparing
1:12:49
a meal because I was staying
1:12:51
in a house with him in New Orleans. And
1:12:54
while I would watch my rushes and then I would
1:12:57
work out what I had to do the
1:12:59
next day and then I'd send a note
1:13:01
to Richard, uh, uh, Wayne can say, Richard,
1:13:03
I've got to shoot 10 pages in 12
1:13:06
hours. It's not going
1:13:08
to happen. Here's the scenes. Can
1:13:11
you reduce those 10 to five? I'd
1:13:15
wake up at four o'clock in the morning as
1:13:17
one does when you're shooting a film. And
1:13:20
there would be five pages telling the
1:13:22
same story as yesterday, 10
1:13:25
pages told rewritten by
1:13:27
Richard would go out and film
1:13:29
it. And that's the reason why
1:13:31
the film runs 90
1:13:33
minutes. We only had 90
1:13:35
minutes worth of money to say. I
1:13:44
mean, that's amazing. That is
1:13:46
astonishing. It is amazing. It is amazing.
1:13:48
It's amazing that we got through. It's
1:13:50
amazing that we finished shooting. It's
1:13:53
amazing that we finished editing. It's
1:13:55
amazing that we were able to
1:13:57
raise the money to put music on the
1:13:59
film. the film. It's all
1:14:01
amazing. But
1:14:03
and it's so, it
1:14:06
was so wonderfully ridiculous that
1:14:09
it was self generating
1:14:11
in terms of energy and so on,
1:14:13
because I thought to myself, okay, been
1:14:15
doing this since I was 18 haven't
1:14:17
had any other job. Am I going
1:14:19
to be defeated? Am
1:14:22
I going to be defeated now?
1:14:24
No, I've never been defeated. And I won't be
1:14:26
on this one. And
1:14:28
so, you know, in a way, it made
1:14:31
me more determined and more determined
1:14:34
to cut corners, more determined to
1:14:36
engage the audience, you know, necessity
1:14:38
really was the mother of invention.
1:14:40
There was no one to bail
1:14:42
us out on
1:14:44
that movie, you know, and many
1:14:47
days the crew went on
1:14:50
strike because they hadn't been paid.
1:14:52
Wow. That that
1:14:54
roller coaster off
1:14:57
screen behind the camera was,
1:14:59
you know, almost as much pleasure as
1:15:02
watching the movie when it was finally
1:15:04
finished, just because there were
1:15:06
so many obstacles. And so to to
1:15:08
overcome them, you've got a
1:15:10
great sense of achievement. You
1:15:13
know, we were told that you can't have
1:15:15
drones too expensive. Because
1:15:18
nowadays, you know, you've got to get a drone operator
1:15:20
and a safety list and a safety that and everything.
1:15:22
I said, all right, okay, so we can't have a
1:15:24
drone. So
1:15:26
my second unit director who's been working
1:15:29
with me now for 10 years in
1:15:31
my film company and as a partner,
1:15:36
what, Warren Thompson, he
1:15:39
went to Best Buy and he bought
1:15:41
a drone for $1,100. He used it, he would use it on
1:15:43
taking all the
1:15:46
wide shots in the movie. And
1:15:48
then at the end of
1:15:50
the movie,
1:15:55
he went back to Best Buy, complained that something hadn't
1:15:57
worked and got got our money back. Which
1:16:01
is the second time
1:16:05
we've done that. And
1:16:12
we're getting better and better drones
1:16:14
each time we buy one. It's
1:16:17
interesting as well. Going back to what you said earlier
1:16:19
on about the test screening process and having a 95
1:16:23
in your career or 94 and then a 25 at some point.
1:16:26
94, some present danger, 94. That's
1:16:29
all they could say. It's an
1:16:31
amazing film. And
1:16:34
then there was there was SALT. SALT
1:16:41
where we had two versions. One
1:16:44
was the producer's version and one was my
1:16:46
version. And I thought how are we going
1:16:48
to solve it? So
1:16:50
I said let's have a test. Let's have a test
1:16:52
screening. And so we went
1:16:54
to Vegas and we're
1:16:56
waiting after the screening. We're waiting. There's all
1:16:59
the studio people over there and me and
1:17:01
the editor and someone else
1:17:03
was with me. I
1:17:05
can't remember who it was. With one
1:17:08
of the producers we're over here, we're
1:17:10
by ourselves. They're all waiting. They're expecting
1:17:12
that the person will come out with
1:17:14
a piece of paper and that will
1:17:16
be our guillotine. They'll cut us off.
1:17:19
They'll go with the studio cut,
1:17:21
the producers cut. Anyway, they come
1:17:24
out and scored 84 in four
1:17:26
quadrants, meaning under
1:17:29
male and female, under 25,
1:17:31
over 25, was all 84. And
1:17:36
so Amy Pascal said ship
1:17:38
it. The trigger cut
1:17:40
one the day. The problem
1:17:42
was solved. It
1:17:45
was like when they declared a new pope, the smoke
1:17:47
was billowing from the fact. I love
1:17:50
that. May
1:17:52
I ask though, what was the 25? The
1:17:56
25 was the quiet American after the
1:17:58
first time. to 9-11.
1:18:03
If you remember the quite American,
1:18:05
this Graham Greene's novel about
1:18:08
a CIA
1:18:11
agent set
1:18:14
loose in Vietnam in
1:18:16
the 50s who
1:18:19
arranges for a
1:18:22
terrorist attack to occur in a
1:18:25
square in Saigon which kills a lot
1:18:27
of people. Now,
1:18:29
this was not a very
1:18:31
popular subject post-9-11. The
1:18:36
idea that America might be a sponsor
1:18:39
of terrorism when they're just being attacked
1:18:41
in the most horrific way. So, eventually
1:18:46
with time, we
1:18:48
worked our way up towards 60. The memory
1:18:53
being what
1:18:56
it is. I don't think we
1:18:58
made that many changes to the movie. It was
1:19:00
just time that
1:19:02
repaired the score in a
1:19:05
way. Wow. I
1:19:07
mean, that blows my mind. I mean,
1:19:09
because famously you've had ups
1:19:12
and downs within the studio system in
1:19:14
your time. So, for every Patriot Games
1:19:16
or Clear Present Danger, there was a sliver
1:19:19
or a link. Patriot
1:19:21
Games wasn't a big score to begin
1:19:23
with. Really? Yeah, we had
1:19:25
to re-shoot the ending of that one because
1:19:32
they didn't feel that the original ending,
1:19:35
which was that Sean Bean and
1:19:38
Harrison Ford are in a fight
1:19:40
to the death on a rock in
1:19:42
the ocean and then they go
1:19:44
into the water and
1:19:47
one man drowns
1:19:49
and one man doesn't. And
1:19:52
they did not think that
1:19:54
that drowning of Sean Bean's
1:19:56
character carried enough
1:19:58
retribution. So
1:20:03
we had to restage
1:20:05
while the buses were going
1:20:07
past, advertising
1:20:09
the imminent opening of the movie,
1:20:12
we were reshooting the ending. And
1:20:15
if you probably can't remember that
1:20:17
far back, I can just... What
1:20:21
happened was that we had to arrange that
1:20:23
Sean Bean was killed by his own desire
1:20:26
to harm, as
1:20:30
much as he slipped back and
1:20:32
fell onto an anchor while he
1:20:34
was fighting the Jack Ryan character.
1:20:39
And that was the ending that we went out with a
1:20:42
week and a half later, with
1:20:44
the last reel being
1:20:47
missed as the first reel was
1:20:49
being shown to the press. We
1:20:51
ran the film over to the director's guild
1:20:54
and with the last reel sound joining
1:20:56
the picture so he could show
1:20:58
it to the critics on
1:21:00
the Monday before it opened. Anyway,
1:21:03
Hollywood stories. Philip, I'll let
1:21:05
you go in a second, but I just wanted to
1:21:08
bring it back to Fast Charlie to finish off. It's
1:21:11
fascinating to me hearing everything you've said
1:21:13
about how the production went down,
1:21:17
because what you've made is a film
1:21:19
that feels to me very much in
1:21:22
the fashion of great
1:21:24
70s thrillers. There was a little
1:21:26
bit of Charlie Farick going on
1:21:29
for me. Oh, a lot of
1:21:31
Charlie Farick. Wasn't that a great
1:21:33
movie? Oh, my God. Really
1:21:36
great. Don Segal
1:21:41
made such a good movie. And yes,
1:21:44
our ending and his ending
1:21:46
occurs... Well, his ending is
1:21:48
on an aerodrome, but it's
1:21:51
where there's a car junkyard. The
1:21:53
cars are parked on top of
1:21:55
each other and our
1:21:57
ending occurs in a car
1:21:59
junkyard. junkyard just like his
1:22:02
action finale, which
1:22:05
was my little homage
1:22:07
to Tilt
1:22:10
Charlie Varric, the movie, you know, which
1:22:14
I enjoyed so much. Also
1:22:16
the character that's
1:22:18
hunting Charlie
1:22:20
down, you know,
1:22:22
was the inspiration for the
1:22:26
freak in our movie who's hunting
1:22:29
our Charlie, our past
1:22:31
Charlie. Yes, absolutely.
1:22:34
So there was a lot
1:22:36
of inspiration from that movie
1:22:39
and other movies of the 70s which
1:22:41
were characterized by the
1:22:43
lack of money, an
1:22:45
independent spirit and an independent
1:22:48
mind in overcoming
1:22:51
the lack of money. And
1:22:54
watching that film, you
1:22:56
know, was so inspiring
1:22:58
to me because I realized that
1:23:01
while I was shooting in the
1:23:03
studio system, I had way too much time that
1:23:06
Fiegel, you know, would
1:23:08
choose to
1:23:11
use a close up, which means another set
1:23:13
up, you know, and would often have
1:23:16
whole sequences in wide
1:23:18
or mid shots or two shots. And
1:23:21
you know, and that I was
1:23:23
maybe a little self-indulgent compared to
1:23:26
those pioneers of the 70s. So
1:23:31
there's a lot to be learnt from the independent
1:23:33
film movement of that era
1:23:35
where, you know, a series of notable
1:23:38
directors were breaking out of the
1:23:40
studio system and financing their films
1:23:42
outside that system, although that film
1:23:45
eventually was distributed by one of
1:23:48
the majors. Philip, it's been an absolute pleasure. I'm
1:23:50
going to let you go, sir, but it's been a joy. Thanks a much good
1:23:52
time. Okay, Chris, thanks very much. I look forward to talking to you again. Take
1:23:54
care. Bye. Thank
1:23:57
you. Bye
1:24:00
bye. Bye bye. OK,
1:24:02
that was Philip Noyce talking about Fast Charlie.
1:24:05
Check it out. Check it out on Prime Video. But
1:24:10
there are other films and they're in cinemas
1:24:12
this week. We've
1:24:14
talked about Driveaway Dolls already. We talked about
1:24:16
Trisha Cook and Ethan Cohan, but we haven't
1:24:18
talked about the film itself, Hell's Bells. Yeah.
1:24:22
Tell us about it, please. So this is a proper caper.
1:24:24
So we're set in the late 90s and
1:24:27
Margaret Qualley plays Jamie, who is this
1:24:29
very loud, proud,
1:24:32
outspoken, very
1:24:34
sexually liberal lesbian
1:24:37
woman who goes with her much more
1:24:39
buttoned up, much more kind
1:24:41
of small-seat conservative friend. Marion, who's
1:24:43
played by Geraldine Viswanathan from Blockers.
1:24:46
They basically have to travel down
1:24:48
to Florida for reasons and they
1:24:50
take a driveaway car, which
1:24:52
is basically a rental car that they're returning
1:24:55
to another rental depot.
1:24:57
So you get a slightly cheaper deal on
1:24:59
your rental car. And they're driving
1:25:01
down from Philadelphia to Tallahassee. But unbeknownst to
1:25:03
them, there is something hidden in the trunk
1:25:05
of their car and some hit
1:25:08
men are after it. So cue nonsense.
1:25:10
And I say this with love, like
1:25:13
total nonsense about what is in this
1:25:15
suitcase to begin with is
1:25:17
a bit crazy. And then also the reasons
1:25:19
people are after it are also fantastically
1:25:22
silly. And I had a lot
1:25:24
of fun learning what that
1:25:26
was and kind of figuring
1:25:28
out more about it. There's lots of
1:25:30
small supporting roles. You've got people like
1:25:33
Pedro Pascal, Matt Damon are in
1:25:35
this. Beanie Feldstein
1:25:38
as one of their friends back home and also a
1:25:40
cop. Loads of notes of
1:25:43
good supporting roles. But it's... Coleman
1:25:45
Domingo? Sure. Yes. Coleman
1:25:48
Domingo also. Miley
1:25:50
Cyrus at one point. That's
1:25:52
true. And it's just very
1:25:54
light. It's very kind of breezy.
1:25:57
It doesn't take itself at all seriously. It's
1:26:02
tempting to see this as, yes, oh,
1:26:04
this is the funny Cohen and Joel
1:26:06
must be the serious Cohen and
1:26:08
their films have kind of, you know, gone
1:26:10
back and forth between the two of them. For
1:26:12
what it's worth, I mean, when I spoke to him for
1:26:15
the magazine, Ethan Cohen said that is absolutely not the case
1:26:17
and that his brother is hilarious. And actually
1:26:20
what he emphasised is that this
1:26:22
is not just an Ethan Cohen film, that this is very
1:26:24
much Ethan Cohen and Trisha Cook. So
1:26:26
Trisha Cook, despite having been married to
1:26:28
Ethan Cohen for a couple of decades,
1:26:30
identifies as a lesbian and certainly, I
1:26:33
think, lived as a lesbian before
1:26:35
her marriage. And
1:26:38
so she is kind of bringing
1:26:41
her culture essentially and her memories
1:26:43
to shape the world of this script.
1:26:46
It's a script that they've had for
1:26:48
a long time. So it was originally not
1:26:51
a period piece. And sometimes you can
1:26:53
kind of feel that a little bit, if I'm honest.
1:26:56
But I just find it funny. I find
1:26:58
it funny. I find the two leads
1:27:00
very charming. I liked
1:27:03
all the little cameos. I
1:27:05
thought the revelation of what's in the case
1:27:07
was brilliant. I just had a good time
1:27:09
with it. It is under 90 minutes. It's like what, 84
1:27:11
minutes or something? Which, you
1:27:13
know, you just get a bonus star just for that as
1:27:15
far as I'm concerned. But it is, I
1:27:17
just really enjoyed it. I'm with Ethan
1:27:20
Cohen on this. I think his comments about the division
1:27:22
of labour between him and his brother are absolutely right.
1:27:25
And I say that mainly as the tragedy of Macbeth is significantly
1:27:27
funnier than this. It's
1:27:29
interesting you mentioned Miley Cyrus there because obviously
1:27:31
she is in it. And I'd completely forgotten
1:27:33
that this has a series of weird 60s
1:27:36
psychodelica interludes that
1:27:39
absolutely baked my noodle watching this film.
1:27:41
I could not work out what they
1:27:43
were for. But
1:27:45
I mean, look, I am not a
1:27:47
seer of comedy. I'm not an expert in that genre.
1:27:49
But I did find this quite acutely unfunny. I thought
1:27:52
Margaret Colly was very, very good. She's brilliant in the
1:27:54
leftovers. I think she's very good in this as well.
1:27:57
You know, and I enjoyed a lot of the people in this, but I
1:27:59
just found the script. to be quite insubstantial
1:28:01
and a little bit boring. The plot
1:28:03
didn't grip me. I found, with the
1:28:05
exception of one or two genuinely good
1:28:08
lines, I found the comedy just fall
1:28:10
pretty consistently flat for me. It's
1:28:13
interesting how this has been received. So this has been –
1:28:15
some people have really liked this. We go to four stars.
1:28:17
John Nugent, who is mad, gave this four stars. But
1:28:19
some people have given this one star. It really has polarised
1:28:22
people in this. I'm probably – I'm
1:28:25
not in the one star camp. I'm probably
1:28:27
in the two star camp. I'm not in the killer with fire
1:28:29
camp. No, not in the killer with fire. Just lightly toast it,
1:28:31
I would say, would be for me. Since the
1:28:34
edges. Yeah. But I have
1:28:36
a spotty relationship with current comedy. For
1:28:38
me, for every big Lebowski, there is
1:28:40
an intolerable cruelty, which I just don't
1:28:42
get. When they go full kooky wacky,
1:28:45
sometimes it just doesn't work with me. And I felt
1:28:47
like this – Sorry, that's a great phrase. Kooky wacky.
1:28:49
Oh no, you've gone full kooky wacky. Oh no. You've
1:28:51
gone kooky wacky. They went a bit kooky wacky here,
1:28:53
but I don't think it's their – I don't think
1:28:55
it's his strongest kooky wacky project. I think,
1:28:58
you know, go kookier, go wackier, but more
1:29:00
importantly, make it funnier. I think it's pretty
1:29:02
kooky. I think it's pretty kooky wacky. I
1:29:05
think they have better kook – well, they're saying, X-ray,
1:29:07
we're flapping into that. Too many kooks, Chris. Too many
1:29:10
kooks. Spoil the broth. But – I
1:29:12
don't mean one Trisha kook here. I'm
1:29:15
confused now. What's happening? We're lapsing into that trap
1:29:17
of Le and the Coen Brothers. It's not the
1:29:19
Coen Brothers. No, it's the A Coen Brothers. Yes,
1:29:22
but you could see, if you were given to
1:29:25
that, you could very easily go,
1:29:27
all right, blood simple, the Joel movie. Raising
1:29:29
Arizona is an Ethan movie. Millers Crossing is
1:29:31
a probably both movie. Barton Fink is a
1:29:33
Joel movie. Well, by that standard, sorry, Millers
1:29:35
Crossing is a Joel movie. Well, maybe, but
1:29:37
I also think there's a little bit of
1:29:40
Ethan because the Millers Crossing is very, very
1:29:42
funny as well. But, so is Barton Fink.
1:29:44
But Barton Fink is just fucking weird. The
1:29:47
Big DeBowski. But it's not as simple
1:29:49
as that. But this definitely feels like
1:29:51
a killer Coen Brothers tribute at times.
1:29:54
But despite the kooky wacky nature of it, I also thought
1:29:56
there was kind of a sweetness to it, which made it work for
1:29:58
me. Marion's character, I think. Yeah,
1:30:01
that relationship I thought was really lovely and
1:30:04
you get a chance for it to really,
1:30:06
really grow, which is an impressive achievement in
1:30:08
a very, very short film. Also,
1:30:10
there's some lines that absolutely floored me and there's
1:30:13
a gag with a newspaper headline that
1:30:16
had me laughing for a solid minute. And
1:30:19
I may have been one of the few people on the
1:30:21
screen laughing, but it was very, very, very
1:30:23
good indeed. And I enjoyed it. I enjoyed
1:30:26
it, Jimbo. What can I say? I enjoyed it.
1:30:29
He gave us four stars, four
1:30:31
stars for drive away dolls. Absolute
1:30:34
certifiable madness. There you go. There
1:30:36
you go. You say you had a spotty
1:30:38
relationship with comedy Jimbo. Do
1:30:41
you know who else had a spotty relationship? Tell me. Super
1:30:43
Ted. Another
1:30:46
cutting edge reference for those under the age of
1:30:48
40. Oh, yeah. And
1:30:51
I'm going to do... Next
1:30:58
up is Monster, the new film
1:31:00
from Hirakazu Koriada, the great Japanese
1:31:03
filmmaker. And I can think of only
1:31:05
one person in the world to review this movie. And
1:31:07
that is James. Now this is a funny film. Oh,
1:31:11
the comedy. Oh,
1:31:14
all over the place. No, this is, do
1:31:16
you know what? So this is kind of
1:31:18
a family drama told in a Rashomon styley
1:31:20
whereby it's... That's just your point of
1:31:22
view. Yes, dude. Picked
1:31:25
at sort of three different angles. It
1:31:28
stars Sakura Hando as Saori. She's a single
1:31:30
mother. Eita Nagiyama, who
1:31:32
plays Mr. Hori, who is her son's
1:31:35
teacher. Her son, of course, played by Soya
1:31:37
Kurakawa. He plays her son Minato. And then
1:31:39
the other main character is Hinata Hiragi's character,
1:31:41
Yori. And he's sort of a
1:31:43
boy in Minato's class. And so the first sort
1:31:46
of part of this trip dish is the
1:31:49
boy has had an incident at school. He
1:31:51
seems quite disturbed by it. He throws
1:31:53
himself a moving car. Never go full
1:31:56
Ladybird. And his mother goes to school
1:31:58
to essentially complain. The
1:32:00
scene whereby she has it out with the
1:32:02
headmistress, who has suffered a recent bereavement and
1:32:04
there's a whole complication there as well, is
1:32:07
fascinating because it's common sense butting
1:32:09
up against institutional obstinance, it's frustration,
1:32:11
it's brilliantly acted incredibly affecting. And
1:32:13
you think you know exactly what
1:32:15
this film is, what its tone
1:32:17
is, what its genre is and
1:32:19
where your sympathies are supposed to
1:32:21
lie. And then the film
1:32:23
stops and it resets. And it
1:32:26
starts again from Mr. Hori's perspective. And
1:32:28
then it's almost like a satire. And
1:32:31
it feels like a very different film covering the
1:32:33
same events but with slightly different overlaps. And
1:32:36
your sympathies again are totally in a completely different direction.
1:32:39
And then it resets again and is
1:32:41
from a different perspective once more. And is again a
1:32:43
different genre, it's more of a love story and again
1:32:45
it has a real bittersweet feel to it, like it
1:32:48
feels very different thing. And I really
1:32:50
like this, I thought it was very affecting, it's kind
1:32:52
of created this fascination with family dynamics when it comes
1:32:54
to the fore here. It's
1:32:57
what it doesn't do, which a lot of
1:32:59
these multiple perspective stories does is pull back
1:33:02
the curtain a little bit with each new perspective. So you see
1:33:04
a larger picture and by the end you see the entire thing,
1:33:06
you know exactly what it is. This asks
1:33:08
more questions than it answers and at the end if
1:33:10
possible you are more confused than you are when it
1:33:12
began. But actually for the good,
1:33:14
it's a really rewarding experience. It's quite dense
1:33:16
at times but yeah I thought it was
1:33:19
great. Really really enjoyed it.
1:33:21
Yeah it is slow,
1:33:23
it's just over two hours and there were times
1:33:25
when I felt that I
1:33:28
was like oh are we just starting
1:33:30
a new story. Oh okay. Fine, some
1:33:32
time still still. But everything
1:33:35
in it was well done and the
1:33:37
performances in particular, the child performances I
1:33:39
thought were really really impressive and it's
1:33:41
really beautifully done. And I think it's
1:33:44
just really fascinating to get into this
1:33:46
idea of how well do we really know
1:33:48
and understand each other and even when we
1:33:50
think we've got it all figured out, do
1:33:52
we actually and are our own
1:33:54
fears and our own paranoia sort of
1:33:56
shaping the way we're seeing the
1:33:58
people around us. And
1:34:00
that I thought it was kind of an it gave you
1:34:02
a lot to think about in that says I had I
1:34:05
think I might have been a Bit confused by the ending
1:34:07
I seem to have had a different read on it to
1:34:09
most people and most reviews that I've read
1:34:11
since So I think I perhaps
1:34:14
Over analyze that one, but no, I liked your
1:34:16
read on it I'm not gonna mention it here But I
1:34:18
made me think about the ending slightly differently because I hadn't
1:34:20
I hadn't seen that in it when I watched it So
1:34:22
it's a I don't know if I'm if I'm sort
1:34:24
of right on that or not But I didn't really I don't think
1:34:27
it matters Yeah, I think it's just a way of seeing it and
1:34:29
and and whatever way you see
1:34:31
it I think it's a beautifully acted beautifully directed
1:34:33
drama and what's also
1:34:35
interesting is the title which is deliberately
1:34:37
Ambiguous and your interpretation of that title
1:34:39
again transforms and evolves as this film
1:34:41
goes along. Yes We
1:34:43
should also mention that this is the last
1:34:45
film of Riechi Sakamoto the legendary composer who
1:34:47
passed away Before this film was completed
1:34:50
in fact wasn't able to write a full score for
1:34:52
this movie and Sony Only would a
1:34:54
couple of pieces. Yeah, and the rest is supplemented
1:34:56
from newish work of his But
1:34:59
yeah, go in here for that as well
1:35:01
four stars and for a monster, which is
1:35:03
terrific Finally and very very quickly this week.
1:35:05
We have Warwick Thornton's The New Boy, which
1:35:08
stars Kate Blanchett But Helen they didn't have
1:35:10
Kate Blanchett with the budget. This is a
1:35:12
fairly low budget Movie
1:35:15
isn't Australian film. Yeah, it is. So it's
1:35:17
set in a remote Orphanage
1:35:20
slash get her Catholic run orphanage in
1:35:22
the 1940s in the outback and
1:35:24
a little boy played by as one read who
1:35:26
isn't named the character isn't named is
1:35:29
brought to this orphanage in the middle of the
1:35:31
night and greeted by sister
1:35:34
Eileen played by Blanchett and Who
1:35:36
is? She's like, oh, yes,
1:35:39
the priest who's running the place isn't here right now, but
1:35:41
I'll take him Yeah, so a sign fine for him kind of
1:35:43
thing. So you've got this Aboriginal
1:35:45
child who is Kind
1:35:48
of fascinated by and very in touch with and
1:35:51
the natural world So and
1:35:53
he seems to have almost magical powers. He
1:35:55
can he can conjure little balls of light
1:35:57
He can he can heal small hurts and
1:35:59
things like that that. And there's
1:36:01
kind of a magical realist thing going on
1:36:03
immediately. But it's about him sort of being
1:36:05
absorbed into this world and sometimes
1:36:08
budging up against it. He doesn't really have any interest in
1:36:10
the religion that they're trying to teach him in
1:36:12
the sort of the manners and the mores
1:36:14
that they're trying to impose on him. But
1:36:16
at the same time, he is quite fascinated actually by
1:36:19
some of the trappings of religion by a statue that they
1:36:22
have of Jesus on the cross. He finds
1:36:24
that interesting. And as
1:36:26
they discover some of his abilities and some
1:36:28
of his powers and so on, Sister Eileen
1:36:31
becomes convinced that he is a miracle
1:36:33
child, you know, assigned from God and
1:36:35
is like redoubling her efforts to kind
1:36:37
of draw him into the church
1:36:39
and draw him into her
1:36:42
religion. So there's definitely a very clear
1:36:44
colonial discussion going
1:36:46
on here about the attempt
1:36:49
to erase Aboriginal culture and the attempt to
1:36:51
conform and enforce
1:36:54
Western culture
1:36:57
onto an Aboriginal child and to wipe
1:36:59
out his native understanding. And
1:37:02
that's quite affecting and quite emotional when you
1:37:04
get into that. There's also a whole thing
1:37:06
going on about Sister Eileen herself who is
1:37:08
living this very precarious life where
1:37:11
she is not meant to be in charge of this.
1:37:13
This is not a convent. She is not supposed to
1:37:15
be the person running the place. And she's kind of
1:37:17
hiding the fact that she is for reasons
1:37:19
that become clear as the film goes on.
1:37:21
So it's a very delicate balance all round.
1:37:24
And it's this very isolated little group of
1:37:26
people in the middle of nowhere, you know,
1:37:28
three adults and a bunch
1:37:31
of children in this sort of
1:37:33
vast open space. So
1:37:35
yeah, it's a very
1:37:37
kind of beautiful film. It
1:37:40
looks gorgeous, you know, endless
1:37:42
sort of rolling hills around
1:37:44
them. And this small boy, I
1:37:46
mean, I thought Reid was fantastic in this
1:37:48
sort of tale of role. I thought he
1:37:50
was really, really moving without
1:37:53
really saying almost anything. And
1:37:56
you focus on him and you focus on his kind of like
1:37:58
child's eye view of the world. world. But
1:38:01
then you also have all these big ideas
1:38:03
kind of feeding into the film and shaping
1:38:05
it. So a little bit slow
1:38:07
again, a little bit kind of, you
1:38:10
know, small scale
1:38:12
in some respect, but
1:38:14
beautifully played and nicely put together,
1:38:17
I thought, by Warwick Thornton. Indeed. Who also
1:38:19
shot Fast Charlie, by the way. Oh, wow.
1:38:22
Yeah. A big week for him.
1:38:24
A big week for him. Maybe he was like Clark Kent
1:38:26
and Superman and Superman for The Quest for Peace. And he
1:38:28
just kind of double dating and going back and forth in
1:38:30
a restaurant. Makes sense. Between Lois
1:38:33
Laney. Whichever Hemingway is in that
1:38:35
film. I think it's Margot, isn't
1:38:37
it? Margot Hemingway is in that film? I
1:38:39
think so. Maybe. One of them.
1:38:42
Certainly not Ernest. It's not Ernest. Definitely not
1:38:44
Ernest. It's definitely not Ernest Hemingway. Do you
1:38:46
know that Ernest Hemingway, as a journalist, got
1:38:49
paid the equivalent of £21 a word in
1:38:51
today's money? I'm
1:38:54
sorry. Say again. He got paid $2
1:38:56
a word, which in 1930 or
1:38:58
whatever, which would be the equivalent of $21 a day. Dollars,
1:39:03
sorry, not points. A day in
1:39:05
today's money. For that money, I'd write a lot more than
1:39:07
just a farewell to arms. That's
1:39:10
in his journalism, not even his books. Anyway.
1:39:12
Don't even get me started. Anyway,
1:39:16
three stars then for The New Boy? Three stars
1:39:18
for The New Boy. Three stars for The New
1:39:20
Boy. There we go. And that is it on
1:39:22
that note. That is it for this week's Empire
1:39:24
podcast. Join us next week for
1:39:26
more film-related fun. Next week sees
1:39:28
the release of Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.
1:39:31
Yeah. So we'll be joined by... Who
1:39:33
you gonna call? Sydney
1:39:37
Sweeney. That's right. The star
1:39:39
of Immaculate, the new nun-based
1:39:41
horror film, which is coming out next
1:39:43
week as well. The new nun-based horror
1:39:46
film. There was one
1:39:48
a minute ago and there'll be one in
1:39:50
a couple of weeks time and one just
1:39:52
beyond that as well. So
1:39:54
that's very exciting. Sydney Sweeney, she's having a moment.
1:39:57
And what greater pedestal for this week's episode.
1:40:00
her to to ascend to then the Empire podcast
1:40:02
but who else you gonna call? Oh,
1:40:05
Ghostbusters? Ernie Hudson. Oh. Only bloody Winston
1:40:07
said more on the Empire podcast. Very,
1:40:09
very excited about that. I don't know
1:40:11
who's gonna be doing that because that's
1:40:13
happening when we're in Dublin.
1:40:15
So that's gonna be fun. That's gonna
1:40:17
be exciting. Bring him over. Bring him
1:40:20
over. Yes, Ernie, are you busy? We
1:40:22
could kidnap him. We could.
1:40:24
Great idea. Apart from I'm your lawyer.
1:40:26
So as your lawyer, no. Hey look,
1:40:28
plausible reliability. If there's a study paycheck
1:40:30
in it, he'll be the kind of
1:40:32
thing you want. So we just go
1:40:34
two pounds a word. Oh, that's Ernie's
1:40:36
Hemi weight, damn it. But
1:40:38
yeah, we just go come over here. Come over
1:40:41
here, Ernie Hudson, and then bag
1:40:44
over the head onto the plane. Again,
1:40:46
as your lawyer, no, I don't recommend it. You're absolutely right.
1:40:48
Sorry. They wouldn't let him on the plane with the bag over
1:40:50
his head. They wouldn't get through my passport
1:40:52
control. Bag over the head
1:40:54
into the hold. Oh no. And
1:40:57
then into Dublin, bag
1:40:59
off the head. Great podcast.
1:41:02
Way raw friends back
1:41:04
on the plane. Yeah. By which point
1:41:06
he would have forgiven us. Wow.
1:41:08
It's a fascinating plan, Chris.
1:41:10
It's just a couple of tiny little details that
1:41:13
we need to work out. You
1:41:15
cannot be arrested for kidnapping someone
1:41:17
in England and take them to
1:41:19
Ireland. You absolutely can be shit.
1:41:21
Really? Yeah. Oh God. Okay.
1:41:23
I have to go and make some
1:41:25
calls and, um, burn
1:41:27
some paperwork. Right. That
1:41:30
is definitely it. I will also be joined
1:41:32
by these two idiots as well, which is
1:41:34
fun and exciting. And we will be in
1:41:36
Dublin couple of remaining tickets for the laughter
1:41:38
lounge show on the 21st. So do come
1:41:40
along and see us. It's going to be
1:41:42
an absolutely cracking night, but until then, until
1:41:45
that auspicious occasion until we meet again is
1:41:47
goodbye from James Dyer, who
1:41:49
I think is actually asleep. And
1:41:52
so to bed. You're
1:41:55
just staring at me through eyes at his. The best
1:41:57
part of it is I have to go straight from
1:41:59
here to. to aim to our Netflix presentation and then
1:42:01
go watch Roadhouse so there will be no bed for
1:42:04
me for a while. I'm really excited
1:42:06
about seeing Roadhouse if I can stay awake.
1:42:08
Sounds exciting. Yeah, there you go. It's also
1:42:10
goodbye from Helen O'Hara. Toodaloo. Toodaloo.
1:42:13
Toodaloo. And it's goodbye from me. I'm off to
1:42:15
prepare for our Dublin show, the only way I
1:42:17
know how, by learning the dialect and the accent
1:42:19
of the local people. Oh, God. I'm
1:42:22
going to blend in, disappear with any local
1:42:24
you've got to grail already. Jesus. You
1:42:26
best believe in ghosts. Sorry, it's just fun. You're
1:42:28
in. Apparently, it's his
1:42:30
Irish accent. Jesus, what the fuck are we doing?
1:42:34
Anyway, thanks for listening. See you next time. Bye.
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