Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!In Episode 4 we hear 'Beautiful, Irresistible You', which was written by

The Cliftley Saga Episode 3 'The Pet Shop Boy'

Feb 17th, 2023 25m 17s

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!In Episode 3 we hear 'The Pet Shop Boy', which was written by Morty, and

The Cliftley Saga Episode 2 'The Love Below'

Feb 12th, 2023 22m 5s

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!In Episode 2 'The Love Below', which was written by Morty, we officially

The Cliftley Saga Episode 1 'Barry's Birthday'

Feb 6th, 2023 20m 19s

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!In Episode 1 we begin with the very first story we performed, 'Barry's Bi

2023#1

Jan 7th, 2023 39m 43s

Welcome to the Empty Headed Podcast with Dave & Morty. In this episode it's Morty's turn to share with us a brand new story. Sit back, relax and enjoy, 'Balloon'.

'Pizza'

Sep 7th, 2022 18m 8s

'Pizza' by The Empty Headed Podcast

'...And We're Back'

Aug 14th, 2021 1h 1m

...and we're back!Episode 30's weird news contains a rather saucy murder attempt, a cheesy bandit and a children's slide which leads on to a 'flashy' Pop Idol star.Morty asks a couple of hypothetical questions.To end, the 'Bedtime Story' is

Episode 30 - '...And We're Back'

Aug 7th, 2021 1h 2m

'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium'

May 28th, 2021 47m 4s

Episode 27 was our Halloween theme. Both Dave and Morty wrote a bedtime story with a spooky theme, both set in our fictional world of Cliftley. 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium' was Dave's.

'The Diary Of Conrad Cuthbert'

May 28th, 2021 17m 49s

Episode 27 was our Halloween theme. Both Dave and Morty wrote a bedtime story with a spooky theme, both set in our fictional world of Cliftley. 'The Diary Of Conrad Cuthbert' was Morty's.

'Catfish'

May 28th, 2021 13m 21s

The story as heard in Episode 26. 'Catfish' written and performed by Dave.

'Black Pudding'

May 23rd, 2021 29m 4s

To celebrate the imminent return of the podcast, we bring you a brand new bedtime story called 'Black Pudding' to wet your appetite. Enjoy!

Episode 29

Jan 27th, 2021 40m 9s

After a long, long absence due to yep, you guessed it, Covid-19, Dave & Morty are back for a rather short Episode 29!A couple of news stories, hypotheticals, riddles and a rather funny poem ease us all back in to the podcast. The story will re

Episode 29 - 'Adolf In The Attic'

Jan 27th, 2021 40m 9s

*Due to technical issues this episode stutters in places and ends earlier than planned, so unfortunately there is no 'Bedtime Story' this week*News stories discussed in this weeks episode include a Microsoft deceased person chatbot, a Namibian

2020 High(& Low)lights

Dec 24th, 2020 1h 14m

2020! What a year!Here is a collection of our highs & lows from the past year. Thank you for coming on this journey with us, as we have found our feet trying out different sections & adapting to our new set up. It's been fun. All the best for

Episode 28 - 'Questionable Accents & Questionable Surgeons'

Nov 6th, 2020 1h 44m

News stories discussed in this weeks episode include a world record for body modifications, a Bronx sidewalk sink hole, an app to hire bodyguards called 'Bond' and cannibals performing gender reassignment surgery.Dave has a couple of naughty t

Episode 27 - 'Halloween'

Oct 30th, 2020 2h 36m

News stories discussed in this weeks episode include hidden home doors and an old male prostitute's business card.The hypothetical questions return, along with a survival horror quiz for Morty.We reveal the answer to last weeks, 'Eh!? What's

Episode 26

Oct 23rd, 2020 2h 17m

In this episode we talk about a landmine detecting rat, an English vigilante, are aliens living among us and are we living in a simulation.Dave has a poem this week titled, 'Patience'. Mike sends us another unintelligible audio clip in 'Eh!?

'The Situations Dire, Danny'

Oct 17th, 2020 33m 54s

'The Situations Dire, Danny' was written by Dave and featured in Episode 23.At his friends funeral, a strange man hands Danny a mobile phone which is about to change his life. Kidnap, black market dealings and a dodgy pharmaceutical company. J

'Stick Shift'

Oct 17th, 2020 24m 16s

The story from Episode 22 was written by Morty.A taxi driver is about to take a life threatening trip, when a mysterious figure appears in the back seat.

'Dog Walker, Sleep Talker'

Oct 17th, 2020 28m 4s

Episode 21's story was written by Dave.A successful dog walker from Cliftley expands his business, which leads him to uncover a sinister plot.

'Arcade Club'

Oct 17th, 2020 23m 14s

Episode 20 had another story by Morty, taking us back into the world of Cliftley.A young boy uncovers a dark secret in the basement of the local Arcade Club.

'Always I See You There'

Oct 17th, 2020 35m 55s

Episode 19 featured a dark story written by Dave. A young single man, disheartened at being single for so long begins having repetitive dreams of a mysterious dream girl.

'Flight Of The Judas'

Oct 17th, 2020 21m 31s

Episode 18 was our first episode after a long five month absence due to the coronavirus pandemic. 'Flight Of The Judas' was written by Morty, featuring our very own Dave Judas as the main character, for an out of this world story!

Episode 25

Oct 16th, 2020 1h 42m

The Empty Headed Podcast Episode 25.With Covid-19 still at large, the weird news is still quite hard to come by! News discussed this week includes creepy kids T-Shirt designs, a male chastity device and the resale of used condoms!We have some