No cult can thrive if it turns its back on new members. But equally, the cult that opens its doors to every passing noodle will soon be a cult no more. The Branch Bovinians are scrupulous in sniffing out new victims. Meet Betty Powell. Initially indoctrinated by her son Neil (Underlord of the Sigil of Baphomet 2010-2013, and expert in the pseudosacramental use of urine), Betty proved herself a quick learner in her own right. Within a couple of months of arriving from Kentucky, she had the wiggly handshake down and was well on her way with the breast baring, blood letting, polygamy, genital mutilation and donning of the rams-horn hat. Over chalked pentagrams and goblets of child-blood at the WIOX temple, Steve and Julian mull over the vagaries of mid-life reinvention with Bovina's latest and most charming novice.

Intro: Ivor Cutler - JamOutro: Ivor Cutler - Darling, Will You Marry Me Twice