0:01

Yeah , I've been on a tear of like Nor

0:05

McDonald reels from weekend

0:07

update stuff or stuff from the , the

0:10

podcast with Adam , and he's

0:13

so fucking funny .

0:15

Some of it . You like you're sitting there , you're just like what

0:17

is going on and then , yeah

0:20

, I don't know if he was thinking about it or

0:22

he's so long and drawn out , you're like all

0:24

right . But yeah , man , probably

0:26

one of my favorite comedians um

0:28

.

0:29

Absolutely and probably never .

0:30

Even I could probably say I've

0:32

never seen his Stand-up

0:34

, like I don't know . Does he have a special ? Never

0:36

seen one . I think there was one on Netflix .

0:38

Is it ?

0:38

yeah , I just every time you see him

0:41

, whether it's any tonight show . I guess

0:43

he's never burned enough bridges on them or like people

0:46

talking about him like the funniest guy

0:48

and then to go out the way he did

0:50

was just like Super respectable

0:52

, like oh , he has cancer and he died . Like

0:54

fuck , he's a man tell anybody and

0:57

then just like had a gambling

0:59

addiction and just blew all his money all the time like

1:01

him and already , or like dirty

1:03

works , one of my favorite top 10 movies of all

1:05

time , probably Maybe top 10

1:07

comedies of all

1:09

time . Dirty works up there , never , never

1:12

watched . Oh yeah

1:14

, watch it . Chris Farley , norma McDonald

1:16

.

1:17

Yeah , I don't like Lang , like I know

1:19

the whole crew . I just never watch

1:21

it .

1:22

Saigon whore bit my nose off Classic

1:27

. Definitely watch that like today .

1:30

I hate .

1:32

All right , you want to hit it , All right welcome back

1:34

. This is another episode of the express lane

1:36

podcast with .

1:37

Kevin stan . It's going on

1:39

back little little hiatus . I was out

1:41

traveling and doing some shit . Stan

1:43

was Sitting at home waiting for me

1:45

to get back so we could talk to somebody .

1:47

Yep , I was thinking about getting a new partner , but

1:49

you know , nobody else wants to do this with me .

1:51

Yeah , right , I can get some friends bitch , Um

1:55

, just chill , Uh .

1:56

so let's start off with what

1:58

did you do .

1:59

I was up uh the cousin's bachelor

2:02

party . We went up to vermont

2:04

stowe , vermont , cool little mountain

2:07

town , like it's there , smugglers notch is

2:09

a ski resort . That I

2:11

, when I was little sounds like a strip club

2:13

Nah when I was like

2:15

seven or eight , who ended up going there

2:17

to go ski in one winter . So

2:19

it was like I've been there and then we're driving through the

2:21

town . I don't fucking remember any of this . Like I

2:23

don't , we might not have ever left the resort

2:26

, so I don't know . But

2:28

there's a ton of

2:30

breweries like the alchemist brewing

2:32

Is has the number

2:34

one rated on beercom if you're into that kind

2:36

of shit . Has like Top

2:39

top flight beer that people

2:42

travel to the town just to get

2:44

beer and so we're .

2:46

That's the Alchemist

2:48

yeah , what's the beady topper is the

2:50

number one one which isn't even their best

2:52

beer .

2:52

They have beers that are better than that , but that's the

2:54

one everybody's like . Gotta go get a topper .

2:57

Yeah , they love that shit .

2:59

Double IPA , it's all right .

3:01

I , I don't , but they love that shit .

3:03

Yeah , I know it's , it's the beer . People are like oh

3:06

my god .

3:07

Well , what else are they ? What's the other one ?

3:09

A focal banger . That's another double IPA

3:11

that is better than heady in my

3:13

opinion . And then they have a whole bunch of other ones like

3:16

their stouts are pretty good . They had this . It

3:19

was like a farm ale or a hefeway

3:22

, something like kind of summery and fruity

3:24

. The farmer's daughter is the name of it . That

3:26

was fanta . That's the best beer I've had by them

3:28

. Nice , nice but

3:30

so we went up there because they have beer

3:33

, and At

3:36

smuggler's notch resort there's two of the top

3:38

10 disc golf courses in the world .

3:40

Oh shit , two of them two of them .

3:42

Yeah , on the property , yeah , damn . So

3:44

that's , we were up there and

3:46

actually this weekend , like coming

3:49

up after World

3:51

wall , were recording . The world championships

3:54

of disc golf is being held at those two courses

3:56

.

3:57

So am I holding you up from watching it right now .

3:59

No , no , that's that starts Thursday

4:03

. So cover like the tournament

4:05

starts Thursday and coverage is always out the

4:07

next day .

4:07

There were some of the big names in this tournament .

4:10

Oh , and calvin heimberg is the number one guy

4:13

in the world right now . He's uh

4:15

, he's always in the top 10

4:17

, pretty much all season . Simon lasat

4:20

just won the last pro tour tournament .

4:21

He's a freak , he's just , is

4:24

a cool dude and can throw the

4:26

discs 700 feet now I

4:28

imagine , like as much as I make

4:30

fun of it like I'd imagine , they're all probably pretty

4:32

cool dudes like you know pretty much they're

4:34

throwing a disc in the woods probably

4:36

pretty cool dudes .

4:38

Yeah , I . I think they all

4:40

get along with each other and Nobody

4:42

seems to be a dick that I

4:44

and Maybe that's what that sport needs

4:47

. Well , I won't say . Nobody seems to

4:49

be a dick . There's players out there that people like , yeah

4:51

, we just don't like this guy , but they're

4:53

not the like the top , top guys

4:55

that you see playing in the for the wins

4:58

on the lead card all the time . They're always Seems

5:01

to be well beloved in the

5:03

, the circle of this work .

5:04

So it seems like you can name more

5:06

disc golf players than

5:08

women's basketball players .

5:12

Yeah , because I know more than like five

5:14

disc golf players . Yeah .

5:17

Uh , I just I just forward out of

5:19

um . Anytime I see something hilarious

5:21

like there's a montage going around right

5:24

now of just like how terrible the women's

5:26

league is , and like I just sent it to the

5:28

Our cousin that's like a coach

5:30

of girls basketball and she's she loves basketball

5:33

.

5:34

Have you seen the ? Uh it's

5:36

. I don't know if he's a comedian or just

5:38

like an instagram guy , but he does videos like outside

5:41

of an arena where the wmba is playing

5:43

and he's like hey . I got tickets to

5:45

the wmba game tonight , front row . If

5:47

you can name the team that

5:50

plays here , I'll give them to you . And they're

5:52

like oh , I don't know , and

5:54

they're . This team name is on this , the

5:56

arena behind them .

5:58

And then it'll be like how about just one

6:00

player on the team right behind

6:03

you ? Yeah , hilarious

6:06

. Keep

6:08

trying , though .

6:09

Keep keep trying and

6:11

one of so . One

6:13

of the other breweries we went to was von trap

6:15

brewing and they had a disc golf course

6:17

on their property . So we ate lunch , got

6:19

beer and played disc golf . So three disc

6:22

golf courses , yeah and we

6:24

actually we played a fourth one the

6:27

first day , like because we drove up

6:29

went to massachusetts where my cousin lives , slept

6:32

there , then played disc golf by him and

6:34

then drove the rest of the way into vermont , nice

6:37

. Yeah , it was pretty like disc golf

6:39

and getting hammered . So it was

6:41

a pretty good weekend . That's awesome

6:43

. No strip clubs or anything . No

6:45

, there's nothing . I mean , out where we were

6:47

, there's kind of nothing like

6:50

. There's like these little pockets of towns

6:52

that are like that 20 minutes away from each other

6:54

, and it's mountain town , esque

6:56

, where there's a main street with some

6:58

restaurants and shops and

7:01

nothing sounds awesome . It was , it

7:03

was cool .

7:04

No .

7:05

But that von trap brewing . I was like Everything

7:08

is like really austrian themed or like

7:10

german bavarian . They're like , yeah , because of like

7:12

von trap . I was like , oh okay , like I guess your

7:14

german name like , no , like the

7:17

von traves , like von traves From sound

7:19

and music , like , and they're like yes , I was like , oh

7:21

okay , like they based it off sound and music

7:23

. They're no idiot , they're

7:26

real people .

7:29

Um , and they live here . Maybe , uh

7:31

, we had to watch that movie , or is there a book

7:33

or something ? I don't remember that didn't

7:35

pay any attention , that bullshit . Uh , it's like

7:38

it's a musical , but that's why .

7:40

But it's like in germany

7:42

or austria , and the nazis are there and then they're

7:44

trying to get away from them Family and stuff

7:47

. I thought like I went , I had seen

7:49

it when I was little and then not recently

7:51

, but I was like as an adult I was like let me go rewatch

7:53

that thinking Nazis and

7:56

german world war two stuff . They're

7:58

in it for like 30 seconds . I was like I was

8:00

really paying attention when the nazis were on

8:02

screen and not paying attention when

8:04

they were singing and doing everything else .

8:06

Yeah , I meant that to this

8:09

day , like Musicals really

8:12

really just irked me , like , uh , I remember

8:14

they just try to make . Why do they make kids

8:16

watch musicals Like I don't

8:18

have a problem ?

8:19

with no , I hate them , I hate them Just like

8:21

Be good .

8:23

What's your favorite musical ?

8:25

Oh , I

8:27

probably Lay miss

8:29

. I would say it's the one I've seen like Seen

8:32

it on Broadway , seen it off Broadway

8:34

, and then

8:37

the movie is good huh , I

8:41

don't have any that Musicals

8:43

are stupid . Yeah , it's fine . You're

8:45

an uncultured piece of shit , so yes , what

8:49

name ?

8:49

some other ones , and maybe I like one .

8:51

Uh well , the lion king was turned into a musical

8:53

like on Broadway . Uh , little

8:56

shop of horrors .

8:57

And I really like that . They're weird too .

8:59

Um , oh

9:02

, I'm blanking on the what's

9:04

the Halloween one with ?

9:05

like the trannies .

9:06

Yeah , that's the one I'm thinking of that's

9:08

probably from a tranny from transylvania

9:11

um . Oh

9:14

, they always did the midnight screenings of it . It's gonna

9:16

, it's gonna irk me that I can't think of it , but

9:19

the the fandom of the opera , that's

9:21

one hate that the

9:25

wife loves pirates of pensance .

9:27

That's a fun one the wife and my buddy

9:29

love the newsies because christian bails in it . I

9:31

didn't see that one christian male um

9:34

the

9:37

streets first , or the sharks

9:39

first , the oh

9:41

uh .

9:42

Westside story .

9:43

That's one . I hate it .

9:44

They're seeing now I didn't see the original

9:47

, didn't see the remake .

9:48

They try to make you do it in school . I was like fuck , what

9:50

the fuck is going on here ?

9:51

Kind of fruity died and I've ever had to watch a musical

9:53

in school . I feel like there's a fruity teacher

9:56

or something .

9:56

Maybe , um , the

9:59

one things that I remember that I really liked in school

10:01

, that they made us like attempt

10:04

to make us read , was a Of

10:06

my some men , because I use that all the

10:08

time now , like in

10:11

everyday life , work , whatever , and yeah

10:14

as soon as we're done here , I'll take you out back and I'll

10:16

show you the bunnies exactly , and

10:19

then Tuesdays

10:21

with more Murray , whatever that

10:23

one was that ?

10:24

I don't think I . I remember flowers for Algernon

10:26

. You make you read that book . I

10:30

don't think so that one was pretty sad but it

10:32

was tough like it's sad , but as

10:34

reading it as like a 13 or 14 year old

10:37

.

10:37

I couldn't like shit .

10:38

No , I couldn't . And like the main character is like

10:40

a Guy with not

10:42

down syndrome , but like something like where

10:45

he's very mentally challenged , they

10:47

give him this drug to make him smarter and then he has

10:49

to be like was I happier before or am I happier

10:51

now ? And they're always Happy . It's like a

10:53

whole thing and I'm just like I

10:55

got you special kid .

10:59

The yeah , I mean school

11:02

making you do stuff . All

11:05

right , so you're on your trip . You're up in Vermont

11:07

, Massachusetts . Yeah what else you do up there ?

11:10

We played disc golf and got hammered . Yeah

11:13

, I mean we went out to a fancy dinner Saturday

11:15

night . That was cool . I was

11:17

like a farm to table place where

11:19

we're talking

11:22

about it and the

11:24

my one cousin was like oh he's this

11:26

, this place , really cool . He like looked it up

11:28

and researched to find it for us and

11:31

tell us about he goes . Yeah , it's kind of like the

11:33

chef here probably knows like the

11:35

farmer , he gets all of the ingredients by

11:37

name . I was again and then I

11:40

looked up some of it and was like he probably knew

11:42

the name of the cow that we're gonna eat . He

11:45

was in depth , like everything

11:47

was really good , that's pretty cool . Maybe

11:49

we should get back to that now and we stopped

11:51

at a distillery like

11:53

a whiskey whistle pig .

11:55

Oh yeah , that's a big one . I really

11:58

hate that one .

12:00

I'm not , I had never had it , but we go

12:02

to this Tasting

12:04

. It wasn't at the distillery , there was no like

12:06

Place where you could go and

12:08

be like this is where we make it . They were just like here's

12:10

a tasting room in this town and here's like a

12:12

place that serves it over here . So

12:15

we go to the tasting room and and

12:18

it was $25 for your

12:20

tasting you could only get

12:22

in a total of one ounce of whiskey

12:24

. Like you couldn't be like I'll have

12:26

this drink , I'll have that . You could only get one ounce

12:28

total served . So they don't want you getting fucked

12:30

up as some weird like we're asking

12:32

the waitress bartender lady and

12:34

she was like I don't know , it's just like these town statutes

12:37

where , because even people

12:39

walked in who didn't have a reservation

12:41

or like oh , can we like do whatever ? And they're like she's

12:43

like no , like you have to . You can't

12:45

just get a drink , you have to only get one

12:47

ounce and you have to be sitting

12:49

in a chair for me to serve you . I can't just give you

12:51

the drinks while you're standing Like

12:54

goofy , yeah , like libertarian

12:56

Vermont is so that whatever town

12:58

was like not , these are the rules and you got a bye , bye , I'm

13:00

huh , that's weird .

13:03

Are they anti rules ? Libertarian

13:06

?

13:06

yeah , but they're just like it's not anti

13:08

rules , I think it's you know police yourselves

13:10

. So the town was like it's up to

13:12

us .

13:13

You do whatever you want .

13:14

It's like up to us to you know , come up with the rules

13:16

.

13:16

It's . It's funny . Of ever since I can vote

13:19

, I've been a libertarian . I don't really really know

13:21

what they said , do they ? Just ? They're not the two major

13:23

parties . Fuck

13:25

you guys . I'll pick the third party that'll never

13:27

get a chance to even be on the debate green

13:30

parties out there .

13:31

At least you know what they're for .

13:33

I guess do you like ? They got their own

13:35

little creepy shit too .

13:37

Yeah , of course but trying to save the planet like

13:39

At least the over . Good

13:41

luck with that .

13:42

Let's see . Yeah

13:45

, it's pretty funny . All

13:49

right , so there's that trip . I

13:51

probably did nothing that weekend . Next

13:54

weekend , would you ?

13:59

Don't think , shit I would . I feel like

14:01

I was around and then we

14:04

just didn't .

14:05

Party or some shit to do that was

14:07

this past weekend .

14:08

Oh no , you're right , I went back up to .

14:10

Salem Massachusetts , you made a mountain trip

14:12

too , Didn't you know that was before the we

14:16

run up different mom .

14:17

But yeah , we went Britain . I went back to Massachusetts

14:20

, to Salem , for Nephews

14:22

first birthday party .

14:24

Cool , cool Did

14:26

you guys ?

14:26

you guys obviously went up there , spent the night , yeah

14:28

, yeah yeah , his uh , my

14:31

brother-in-law's parents have like a Duplex

14:34

where the the middle floor and the duplex

14:36

is . They redid it and then they're gonna

14:38

probably start Airbnbing it nice . But

14:41

it's not like fully finished yet . So they're yeah , just

14:43

come stay there .

14:44

What ? What's the drive time on Salem ?

14:48

Drive up was like five hours because we left

14:50

at like Seven at night , so

14:52

we just didn't catch any traffic by New

14:54

York . That's what you should do drive

14:56

home like middle of the day ended up being

14:58

like 545 maybe .

15:02

Cool , she wants to go up there .

15:04

But I mean it's getting to that point where either either

15:07

go in the next two weeks or go after

15:09

October , because it gets fucked up there .

15:11

That's what ? Uh like took the kid to get his haircut

15:13

yesterday , andrews , and the person

15:16

in the chair before us was talking like oh yeah

15:18

, getting ready to go up on

15:20

the 28th of like October

15:22

, like it's

15:25

gonna be packed , like , yeah , that sounds terrible

15:27

, yeah last year when last year we were up there

15:29

, I was talking to a bartender and she was

15:32

saying that Salem

15:34

for Halloween

15:36

gets more people than New

15:39

Orleans gets from Artigra . That's

15:41

pretty crazy , like a million people almost

15:43

will descend on this town of Salem . Damn

15:46

tourist trap for .

15:48

Halloween weekend it's fucked like

15:50

you can't drive anywhere . Like it they

15:53

my brother-in-law

15:55

and his family like they hate it because

15:57

they're from there and it happens . But yeah , it's

15:59

like a drive around the corner that should

16:01

take not even five minutes .

16:03

Now takes a half hour because it's just fucked

16:05

, Damn yeah

16:07

, I guess that does suck , but I guess you know keeps

16:09

the money flowing in there .

16:10

Yeah , and like all the bars , like if you don't have

16:12

a ticket you can't get in , like you have to have

16:14

like a ticket in a Reservation to be in

16:17

restaurant or bar or anywhere or you're

16:19

just like hanging in the street like hopefully

16:21

there's a street vendor , I can sell us food

16:23

.

16:24

Yeah , didn't think of that .

16:25

Yeah , it gets nuts .

16:27

Yeah , I don't know . I don't think we're going in

16:29

the next two weeks and we're definitely not going to

16:31

play pride time .

16:33

Maybe next year , oh that like we

16:35

went like first or second weekend

16:37

, or maybe it was like September

16:40

12th or 13th or something last year

16:42

that was still fine , yeah , it was perfect because it

16:44

was . Everyone's

16:46

ramping , ramping up , getting ready for it

16:48

, but there was no crowds or anything . It was nice

16:51

.

16:51

They have like a bunch of street stuff going

16:53

on right like , wait

16:55

, when you were there , like , were you walking around ?

16:57

Yeah , like we we took a tour , like a guided

16:59

tour of the town that took us

17:01

past Whatever places

17:04

they said were haunted and the house

17:06

where they filmed hope Hocus pocus

17:09

and different shit like that . It

17:11

was cool . So , like the old , like the historic district

17:14

, all the houses by the front door have a plaque

17:16

of when they were built . So you're like walking past the house

17:18

and say , oh , that was built in 1629

17:22

, like holy fuck . That's pretty cool .

17:24

Maybe I'll do that .

17:27

And then there's a pirate museum that we didn't

17:29

have a chance to go that way , go . We went . And

17:31

it was Wednesday . They're only open , like Thursday

17:33

, friday , saturday . I was fucking pissed .

17:36

Or you're gonna do by an iPad or parrot

17:39

or something .

17:39

What no , just check out like the history

17:41

of pilot . Apparently , salem was a ginormous

17:44

town for pirates , like in the American

17:46

Revolution . It should , like you think

17:48

of you know , johnny Depp pirates of the Caribbean

17:51

like down there , where it's like no pirates

17:53

. We're all up and down than the like

17:55

New England Channel . They're just fucking people

17:57

up , yep stealing boats , then they

17:59

don't teach you this in history class that

18:01

during the American Revolution , the America

18:04

, america had no Navy . So

18:06

the president , or you

18:08

know , george Washington , and all the generals were like

18:10

here's money , give it

18:12

to the pirates up there and have them just

18:14

fucking fuck people up . And

18:17

they're like take whatever you want , just bring

18:19

those ships back for us . And that's how the American

18:21

USA got their first Navy Pirates

18:24

stolen ships .

18:25

That's pretty cool . A little bit of history , oh .

18:28

We're talking about this on the way up when

18:31

we're going yeah , what do you do ?

18:32

do you zone out and listen to Rogan , or you got to

18:34

talk to your wife ?

18:35

Yeah , we put on podcast like we

18:37

were like we listen to Legion of skanks . We listen to

18:39

like two bears who put

18:41

on a couple comedy , like whatever new comedy specials

18:43

on YouTube . We usually listen to that .

18:47

Do you listen to me , custard ? You

18:49

don't really listen to Shane in .

18:53

I told you about Matt . Oh yeah , that's right

18:55

.

18:55

My bad , my bad .

18:56

No , I haven't watched that one yet . That was pretty good I did

18:58

watch . Like Joe list has a his new

19:00

one .

19:00

That was good . It was funny . Yeah , she

19:03

wants to watch that one . I watched . Who's the

19:05

other guy ? Mark Normans

19:08

. Oh yeah , his on Netflix is good yeah .

19:12

But yeah , usually like comedy stuff will be laughing

19:14

, joking , but

19:17

on our way up for the

19:19

bachelor party there's a bunch of guys

19:21

and Patrick's big music

19:23

head . So he was like DJing and we're

19:26

talking . I said Like

19:29

thinking about . As he put a song on , I was like

19:31

, oh yeah , like this reminds me of this video game . And then

19:33

we're talking about like music and video games

19:35

and as we're talking about it , I was like I

19:37

think most of my music choices are like

19:39

stem from the video games that Played

19:42

as a kid . Yeah , definitely like Tony

19:44

Hawk like soundtracks and

19:47

, like NHL , they always

19:49

had a pretty good music soundtrack .

19:51

It's funny that you mentioned that , like one of my buddies from high school Just

19:53

posted a video him playing guitar and

19:55

he's playing it and it's like , oh shit

19:57

, what is that from ?

19:58

It was Cky from Tony

20:01

Hawk , 3 , I think , or 2 , yeah

20:04

, like that's like when

20:06

I really delve into like my musical

20:08

taste , like really is just

20:10

video games . Yeah , man , it's a lot of our

20:12

childhood . So then I said , what's

20:15

if you ? What's the one

20:17

Like video

20:19

game song ? And I said , like the boot-up song

20:21

, like when you load a video game and like

20:23

the title screen comes on , it starts playing

20:25

a song . What one do you think

20:27

of ?

20:29

Zelda .

20:30

Zelda Mm-hmm . Okay , I

20:32

was thinking more like a gay , like

20:34

an actual like song that

20:36

you would hear on the radio or something . So Mine

20:40

would be need for speed underground when

20:42

it's get low by little .

20:43

John is the first song that comes on when you start . Yeah

20:46

, I think there was only one need

20:48

for speed . I really played that the nighttime

20:50

one , I forget whatever

20:52

the one that was , but yeah , that that kind of does

20:55

hit , because I mean you have to listen to it every

20:57

time it starts up .

20:57

Yeah , that or the other was

20:59

an NBA Street volume to .

21:02

Never played it .

21:03

Oh fucking check that game's fun as

21:05

fuck and it had great music . Like they reminisce

21:07

over you . That was the title song for that one

21:09

. That's a banger .

21:11

Okay , I

21:13

Didn't anything . What else

21:15

? What else ? Whether the games would have startup

21:17

music .

21:19

I think it was NHL , like 13 or 14

21:21

had some Avenge

21:24

sevenfold . I can't remember the name of the song , but it was

21:26

like fucking hard song that was just like , get

21:29

to the title . Like you're picking , it's to

21:31

the point where it's like I'm just gonna listen to the song and then

21:33

I'll be , like you know , start playing a game

21:35

.

21:36

Nice . I

21:40

Still

21:42

just playing Diablo . Now it's

21:44

easy level 51 . Boston

21:47

through .

21:47

I didn't even get to 50 yet I've been on

21:50

a break and then overwatch dropped a whole

21:52

content with like new mid-story

21:54

mode and shit like that , so I

21:56

kind of checked out a Diablo for a little bit .

21:58

I gotta get back , bang it through that shit now

22:00

and I

22:04

think they just nerfed a bunch of shit .

22:05

Did that at least for like they nerfed the druid

22:08

, which is what I was playing . So I was

22:10

like why is this fucking like I hop back in . I

22:12

was like why is this fucking hard ? I was like then I

22:14

looked at like patch notes .

22:15

Oh , they made my character worse well

22:18

, like the whole thing

22:20

I did , like all of a sudden , like now , it's just like all

22:22

right now I'm just don't even have to worry about it , so

22:25

I should probably turn the difficulty up right Like

22:27

yeah you should go to the next world tier I . Don't

22:31

know how any of that stuff works .

22:32

Shit like so wait , there's like

22:34

when you start playing , there's world tier one

22:36

, which is like the lowest and easiest , then world tier

22:38

two you get like a 15% bonus

22:41

to Experience

22:44

gained and it like makes everybody harder to kill

22:46

can you do that from the very beginning ? Yeah

22:49

, I think I did that and then once

22:51

you get to level 50 and beat the last dungeon

22:53

, Still

22:55

just like shit .

22:57

Tons of side quests .

22:58

I've got blue fucking markers , but not the side quests

23:01

, like the main story .

23:02

Oh yeah , I haven't played through that .

23:03

Oh , you see once you get done the main story

23:05

, it unlocks this new , like

23:07

the capstone dungeon , I think it is , and

23:10

then if you beat that dungeon , then you can go

23:12

to world tier 3 , and that's when

23:14

you start getting more and more legendary drops

23:16

and Maybe

23:18

I'll do that cuz like yeah , now it is like oh , you

23:21

know , I'm going through it , just not even

23:23

worrying about it where .

23:25

And you got seven potions . Now I'm like holy shit

23:27

, like what was I doing with three or whatever at

23:29

four . And Then I'm

23:31

like , alright , this is good . But

23:34

every once in a while you get to a place and like

23:36

it just like kills you in three hits . You're like what the fuck ?

23:38

I was doing so well in boss fights , I

23:41

gave another boss fight that Britney's

23:43

working out on the Peloton . I'm sitting here screaming

23:46

at the computer like a child because I'm

23:48

getting killed by the how

23:50

much was to beat this ?

23:53

Five other side quests , then I'll be back bitch

23:55

. Yeah

23:58

, surprisingly fun game , like I know

24:00

, I loved it when I was PlayStation 1

24:02

. But um , yeah , that

24:05

and Call duty with the boys

24:07

.

24:08

Yeah , it's about it .

24:09

Ain't got shit else out there . Yeah it's

24:11

like they stopped making video games .

24:13

Now there's stuff coming Like a boulderscape

24:15

3 just dropped and apparently people

24:17

haven't had a shit ton of fun with that . Okay but

24:20

that's like you would probably

24:22

not like it , because it is just

24:24

Dungeons and Dragons in video

24:26

game form , like when you do things you have to like click

24:29

a die on the screen , to like roll the Die

24:31

for your .

24:32

I kind of like those like One

24:34

of the like final fantasy , stupid , but

24:36

they had final fantasy tactics and it was like one

24:38

of those like Certain characters can only

24:40

move certain spaces and it's

24:42

all strategy , strategy game .

24:44

No , this is like Skyrim kind of , but

24:46

instead of just like having the ability to

24:48

attack , you have to like choose your attack

24:50

and then roll your die to see if it

24:52

hits . And I

24:54

don't know I'd have to see it played , and then very

24:56

much but it's fucking wild . Like

24:58

I think John guy

25:00

at work was telling me that like he

25:02

was fucking around with some wizard and then like

25:05

couldn't defeat him so at the end of the battle the wizard

25:07

turned him into a wheel of cheese . So

25:09

he's now . He's just a wheel of cheese , wheeling

25:11

around the map and doing shit

25:13

.

25:14

Huh , okay , is that

25:16

just computer game , or ?

25:17

I think so Okay , that's what I thought . That

25:19

, and then what Starfield supposed to be dropping

25:22

soon for Xbox all you see

25:24

is like hype about it .

25:25

So it makes me wonder .

25:27

I don't know . It's Bethesda . They've been

25:29

working on it for years .

25:30

Yeah , we'll see . They

25:32

got a new Grand Theft Auto

25:34

game coming out or now now something

25:36

in the world , I think they like just confirmed

25:38

that they're working on Grand Theft Auto

25:40

6 starting .

25:42

So five , ten years exactly .

25:45

I'll be 47 sitting

25:47

there , like finally . Grand

25:49

Theft Auto 6 in

25:51

space . Well

25:56

, while you're doing that , I

25:58

think when you went back up there for the birthday party-

26:00

I was at David

26:02

tell oh yeah , yeah , how was

26:04

that ? Pretty awesome .

26:08

Is he ? Everybody says he's .

26:09

The best is in the goat he is

26:11

the best , like so first

26:14

I

26:17

Usually , when I'm by tickets , like it's like , alright

26:19

, I'm just buying for a couple will come

26:21

with us , like you and bread or Buddy

26:24

, ready whistle or whatever , everybody's

26:27

busy . So like last minute , like fuck , got to us your

26:29

tickets . And then finally I hit up the

26:32

guy Gary who retired , him

26:35

and his wife or girlfriend came out

26:37

and come with us which was awesome , getting

26:39

up to be checked in at the dome

26:42

and and like the

26:44

wife's in front of me , she has the tickets on her

26:46

phone and it's soldier all

26:48

up there . He's checking everybody in and

26:50

I'm like , oh , I've got

26:52

a , two people coming . He's like , okay , like you

26:54

know , party . Like looking down doing shit . He looks obviously

26:56

, oh , hey , man , what's up ? I was like fuck

26:59

, why , why couldn't ready whistle be here for this ? He

27:02

shakes my hand , gives me a hug like it tapped

27:04

me up like oh man , like hey , that

27:06

thing you said about this was really funny . But

27:08

I'm like fuck , yeah , yeah

27:10

you go . And then

27:13

so they have the thing , a couple

27:15

openers or like a MC

27:18

an opener there , if they're right , and

27:20

then he comes out , he does his thing and

27:23

then at the end he pulls out a flute and

27:26

he starts like fucking

27:28

with people and Doing this

27:30

flute stuff like hot cross buns

27:32

and shit , like it was funny . Then

27:35

he brings out the two guys and it was just like

27:37

you could . It was awesome , because

27:39

it was just like watching a master , like work

27:42

. So he's just riffing off

27:44

of these two guys and they're trying

27:46

to come in there with funny stuff and it's just like

27:48

, oh , you guys aren't really

27:50

prepared , like you . You guys are like just starting out , like

27:52

it's cute to see you , and then him

27:55

just like Taking anything

27:57

. You're just trying to scrounge together and it's turning

27:59

it around . He's fucking quick , like

28:01

they're just up there improv and for

28:03

maybe 20 minutes and

28:06

it was awesome .

28:08

That was like the bumping mics

28:10

on Netflix him and Jeff Ross where I think

28:12

that's the whole thing is . They had bring

28:14

people up and like Try to get a funny over

28:16

on us and they just rip them to shreds .

28:18

Yeah , man , it was . It was really good . I mean playing

28:20

off the crowd , playing off the two dudes

28:22

who it was kind of a shame because

28:24

it was just like you could just tell when

28:26

they were just like reaching for something and it just

28:28

wasn't coming to fruition . So it's like he would jump

28:30

in and like not make

28:33

fun of them so it wouldn't make them feel bad , but

28:35

it would be like take away from them so

28:37

they they drop the ball , he

28:39

pick it up , and then he would just like , oh

28:41

, look what I just did with that . It was , it was really

28:43

good , oh so .

28:46

This is totally unrelated to anything , but

28:48

I heard it and I had to , like , write it down

28:50

. So everybody knows evil , can

28:52

evil ? You know legendary

28:55

American , you know , basically a Mythic

28:59

person at this point in time ? No

29:02

, I don't think anybody , because I didn't know about it and

29:04

now it's not like I'm some sort of eagle evil Caneval

29:06

historian , but he was a

29:08

semi-pro hockey player .

29:10

Oh , right up your alley .

29:11

Yeah , yeah . So he was like . Not only

29:14

was he just like the legendary stuntman

29:16

you know , ridiculous by

29:18

jump guy , he was also

29:21

really good at hockey , like enough to be on a semi-pro

29:23

team out of like bozeman Montana and , and

29:26

On top of that they

29:29

scammed the fuck out

29:31

of the Czechoslovakian Olympic team

29:34

. Like getting ready for the Olympics

29:36

. They're like oh , come play us , as , like I'm

29:39

evil Knievel , like you , like I'm name-recognition

29:41

, come to the bozeman , play our semi-pro

29:44

team as a warm-up for the Olympics and we'll

29:46

pay you like a bunch of money . They're like okay

29:48

, then they came . Evil

29:50

Knievel was just like a wild man . I think

29:52

he broke somebody's nose like up against the glass

29:55

, and Then at the end of the game , like

29:57

just get the fuck out of here , I'm paying you .

30:00

So what ? They fucked them up before they had to play

30:02

like a major . Get

30:05

ready for like the Olympic tournament .

30:07

They just like went , beat the shit out of

30:09

them , and then we're like yeah , get out of here , your father's

30:11

. You have no standing here , that's

30:14

pretty funny I was like dude

30:17

evil Knievel's , the fucking man .

30:19

That makes them even better

30:21

yeah . Yeah , that's , that's genius . So

30:26

Well , that's a cool

30:28

fact . But back to like you were doing

30:30

all these courses , playing all this disc

30:32

golf , which is like your favorite thing to do . Yeah

30:34

besides watching Lord of the Rings . I

30:36

think it's right over neck and neck and

30:39

.

30:40

Then you bring out these two things . Oh yeah , so I

30:42

bought these . I saw there's fucking For

30:45

a long time Instagram

30:47

like targeted ads were bullshit , Like I

30:49

was getting a lot of shitty stuff , but

30:51

they've started homing it honing in

30:53

and they're really getting to know what I like . But

30:56

I found they said they , so Instagram

30:59

served me these from Phil

31:01

Lewis . There's this one here is like Eagle

31:03

, and then that one's just like that goofy

31:06

, like rainbow swirl . That

31:08

Phil Lewis

31:10

art on Instagram he's based

31:12

out of like Boulder , colorado . I think we're

31:15

Denver out in Colorado somewhere and

31:18

he's got disc golf stuff . He's

31:20

got skateboard decks , stickers

31:22

you can get Like hydro

31:24

flask water jugs with art . He's

31:26

got all kinds of cool shit that I was like , damn , like

31:29

, this stuff is really fucking cool . And

31:31

then I saw the disc golf disc . I was like fuck

31:33

, yeah , I'm gonna be buying a couple of them .

31:35

I said , you didn't even really know that he did the disc

31:37

golf . But I mean , they serve , they served

31:39

me the disc golf stuff .

31:40

But then I went and went to the webpage

31:43

Because I'll buy stuff from

31:45

Instagram ads , but I won't go through the Instagram

31:47

thing .

31:48

I almost got tricked with those . I was telling

31:51

you want to buy those Chairs that have

31:53

the like hydraulics on them and whatnot . And

31:56

I saw like an ad on there for

31:58

To buy one , get

32:00

one free . I was like , holy shit , even if it's $80

32:02

, still a good deal 40 bucks a piece

32:04

. And then I go there and it's through , like you

32:06

. It's saying it's through QVC , but

32:09

then you go to the link that it takes you to and

32:11

it's just like it says QVC

32:13

, but that's not like the main thing

32:15

. And yeah , it was like $20

32:18

for two of them or something like . Oh damn

32:20

, I'm glad I'm not the idiot and put the card

32:22

in there . Yeah , no , I .

32:25

I'll get . I'll get the stuff , but I'll go , I'll

32:27

go straight to the source I'm not letting Instagram

32:29

or Twitter or whoever be the go-between

32:31

for absolutely yeah , fuck that . But

32:33

so I went , bought the disc . They

32:36

showed up and they're

32:38

good discs . They fly the way I want them to and

32:40

they look fucking cool .

32:42

Nice , nice , oh yeah . So now you definitely

32:44

you're not gonna leave them in the woods .

32:46

No , I gotta try not to find

32:48

or try not to leave any of them , unless it's like that

32:51

shit's in the river and fucking gone .

32:53

Well , I mean , why is it there for

32:55

thousands years ? Who cares ?

32:56

But I'll I'll spend 20 minutes looking

32:58

for not even just these any of the other ones

33:00

that don't look as cool .

33:02

That's why I don't think I would like it cuz like you know

33:04

, go in the woods .

33:05

Got poison ivy ticks , I don't

33:07

know just get good and throw it in

33:09

the fairway . That's true .

33:11

Maybe I'll go , maybe we'll do the thing we're gonna do

33:13

, like Fall , I'll

33:15

go out with you guys or something and get hammered . Okay

33:18

, why there's less , no bugs and

33:20

no , you know , less foliage

33:22

.

33:23

Yeah , I fall . Disc golf is always good , but

33:27

yeah , shout out . Phil Lewis are check

33:29

out of stuff on Instagram on his website .

33:32

Very cool . Yes , well fine

33:34

, it's shit on online . There's

33:36

so many artists like you

33:38

. Just hold shit . You make fucking

33:40

cool stuff .

33:42

Yeah , yeah , we

33:44

fucking talk .

33:45

Yeah , yeah , we're not really making anything

33:47

. I Did

33:49

see the the dude that made a Rogan

33:52

shoes . I was like huh Guess

33:55

, he could have done a better job . Did you see that

33:57

clip ?

33:58

No .

33:58

I like just some do . They keep tears

34:00

apart shoes and then rebuilds them Really

34:02

cool , and the dude does a ton of

34:04

different art .

34:05

Why not just buy new

34:07

shoes though ?

34:08

well , no , he buys new shoes and then

34:10

, like For instance for a Rogan

34:12

, he Pissowed elk leather

34:15

on them and painted them with the

34:17

five rings . Dude with a sword

34:19

and shit .

34:20

So custom shoes is what I say , okay , okay

34:22

, I thought you're saying oh , here's my busted up

34:24

Samba . I go fix something , I just it's

34:26

gonna cost 200 dollars to fix them

34:28

or 50 bucks for a new pair of shoes

34:31

, well , and it looks crazy because it's like okay .

34:33

So you just think , oh , they're just gonna paint some shoes

34:35

. Like this dude Just I mean pretty much takes

34:38

the whole brand new shoe apart and

34:40

then builds it back together piece by piece with like

34:42

all this equipment is shit and he's

34:44

also an artist , so it can do cool shit with like

34:46

painting and pretty much every Look

34:49

like he does , like every kind of

34:51

art that there is . So okay

34:54

pretty cool If you happen

34:56

to see that the shoes didn't look that

34:58

cool .

34:59

It's pretty cool . The shoes suck , though I fucking

35:02

hate it .

35:02

I mean , if Joe liked on

35:04

that school and if he , you know , he

35:07

liked to make him . I mean put a lot of effort into

35:09

him , but not something I would want

35:11

. Also

35:13

, their Puma is like usually he like works with Air

35:15

Force ones . You're like , oh , but

35:18

I have decided that

35:20

when I turned 40 , done

35:23

with Air Force ones , done dressing

35:25

like a child , it's gonna be adult clothes

35:27

from then on .

35:28

All right , you're giving yourself a couple of years , couple

35:30

years more of Air Force

35:33

ones . Why is this decision ? What ? What

35:35

prompted the decision ? Who made fun of you for wearing

35:37

Air Force ones ?

35:38

I don't know . But everybody loves them , but , um

35:40

, I don't know . It's just time to grow

35:42

up and you know you start looking more

35:44

and more you have to change your shoes is

35:46

growing up .

35:47

I think you made it this far there , for why fucking

35:49

stop now ?

35:50

I don't know . There's a certain age where you're just like , okay

35:52

, I

35:54

was watching the dude on YouTube who's

35:56

criticizing that

35:58

. Who's the dude that's singing that song

36:00

that everybody likes right now like contrary

36:03

of north of Richmond ?

36:04

or Richmond North . Arab was Oliver Anthony

36:06

, I think yeah , cool song , whatever

36:08

.

36:09

And then there's like , just like anything

36:11

. There's just all these points of view from

36:13

like dumb people and I

36:15

Was just watching this dude

36:18

criticize . I guess he was just saying like

36:20

oh , he's an industry plan or he's not grassroots

36:23

and all this stuff . Like he's

36:25

obviously like the dude , was a drug addict

36:27

for years obviously the

36:29

dude I'm watching was like I don't

36:31

know , like I think it's brain

36:33

rot or something on tiktok and or formerly

36:36

known as brain rot , and Think

36:39

that's names pretty apical , because he's

36:41

like just totally overtaking

36:45

by this Trump thing , like just lost his

36:47

mind and and he's saying like

36:49

oh yeah , he's a planter , he's

36:51

this , that . And I'm looking at me . He's like a

36:54

34 year old guy . He's his

36:56

nails are painted black and

36:58

different colors and he's obviously

37:00

like dies his hair , like that blonde when

37:02

you dye your hair , and he's like got

37:05

a hat on and he's just like You're

37:07

not young . I

37:10

don't want to take my uninformed , like

37:12

goofy News

37:14

from a 34 year old who's dressing

37:17

like they're 20 . So then it gets me on

37:19

this path of like oh , I mean , I'm

37:21

37 , I'm getting fucking old and I'm

37:23

still dressing like I did when I was 21

37:25

, so maybe it's time to grow up . You

37:27

know , plus you , what you look at Nike

37:29

and you're just like I Don't know

37:31

, like there is something to be said if you want to be

37:34

virtuous and like all this other stuff and

37:36

like a buy American made or Like

37:38

you just don't believe in slavery , like

37:40

probably don't buy Nike , right .

37:43

Yeah , but what shoe brand

37:45

are you gonna go to that ? There's a non .

37:47

I mean , there's these off off brands

37:49

that are like , say , they're American made

37:52

, but I don't think there's really

37:54

any shoes that are American made all the way

37:56

like . They're like oh well , I think I got together

37:58

in America . Like what word you get all your shit like

38:00

?

38:01

Indonesia , fucking

38:03

. What's his name up in Maine ?

38:04

Yeah , origin , I mean also like

38:07

maybe I'll have more money .

38:08

In three years , jocko will ink right .

38:10

Maybe I'll have more money and then I'm for that's

38:13

like $400 boots .

38:14

Yeah , I was gonna say , let's see fucking really expensive

38:16

shit .

38:17

It just it does look nice as shit . It's almost like

38:19

these aren't work boots , I mean , you know

38:22

. I'm gonna buy them and you're gonna go to work in these . They're

38:25

like dress boots , yeah , so

38:28

maybe that's what I'll switch to . I'll switch to like fancy dress

38:30

boots , oh you could not

38:32

pull that . In

38:34

three years I'll be way more

38:36

mature , have more money .

38:38

I'm gonna say in three in three

38:40

years , just stick to Air Force ones , like

38:43

I've been wearing Sambas my whole life and

38:45

when I turn 40 I'm gonna keep

38:47

wearing Sambas . I ain't fucking changing , dude .

38:49

I found the for nobody .

38:51

I found the fucking perfect shoe . It fits . I

38:53

like the way they wear . They last forever . I

38:55

only have to buy a new shoe every two , three years

38:57

.

38:58

Okay , why fucking change ? Fair enough , then

39:00

. Maybe I'm not gonna change , maybe I'll just expand

39:02

my horizons . I'll start trying

39:04

different things , I'll see .

39:05

That's fine . But yeah , like you found something

39:08

you like , while you're gonna change it just

39:10

because you used to like it too , that's

39:12

a good point .

39:14

I'm pretty flip wishy-washy on this now

39:17

that I'm thinking about it , but um

39:19

, I Don't know . I just wish there's other cool

39:22

shoes that weren't made by children like slavery

39:24

. Yeah , they're expensive yeah maybe

39:26

that's what I'll buy . I'll buy more expensive shoes

39:29

.

39:30

You just gotta hope they like like I

39:32

buy shoes , this I buy the shoes

39:34

I buy because they're not cheap

39:37

but they're not expensive . But

39:39

I don't have to buy them every two to three years . I

39:41

don't have to get like , yeah , I'm not blowing

39:43

shoes out and go .

39:44

No , here's three months later , I do want to do some

39:46

of those .

39:47

Samba things , do it , they got white

39:49

ones .

39:49

Yeah , I

39:51

mean , I don't just have to wear white ones . Well , you

39:53

, I do , all your air forces are white air

39:55

forces white , black , and then I'll

39:57

switch it up with like a gray or red , like a

39:59

stuff flag one

40:01

, but um you

40:04

have the ones with the wings , the American flag

40:06

winged air forces . This one's a . Do

40:09

you have them ? No , no . Well , I mean , I've got the

40:11

red , white , and now

40:13

I'm talking the one , the flying Air Force

40:15

ones . No , no , don't those

40:17

ones are dope , oh , maybe I don't

40:20

know . Hey also . So

40:22

I like Air Force ones

40:24

, right . I like shoes , like they're

40:26

cool . I mean it's nice to have just a clean pair of shoes

40:28

, really . But

40:31

then you get in these sneakerheads

40:33

and it's just like Embarrassing

40:35

, like what do you , what are you doing , dude

40:37

? Like and it's , and it's almost

40:40

like not about the , the look

40:42

of the shoe . At a certain point it's like what

40:44

does everybody think ?

40:46

Oh no , it's just about buying the new shoe

40:48

. Like I saw some shit where and

40:51

it just it made me happy because a lot of them

40:53

sneakerheads and , like the big guys

40:55

, they use these automated bots to

40:57

buy up as many sneakers as they can

40:59

, which is some bullshit . They should stop , like

41:01

, because they're just they're buying a shit ton

41:03

when they drop to just resell them for

41:05

more money for no fucking reason , like just

41:08

buying them out of stock . Buying out the stock

41:10

so that they get to control how much they

41:13

were and I free , it was some it

41:15

was like most American thing yet .

41:16

Yeah , but it was like Jordan 3 .

41:18

There was like some new drop on like a Jordan 3

41:20

or something that was like this blue color

41:23

Way and this dude ended up buying

41:25

like 1500 pairs of them because he was

41:27

like I'm fucking getting them , I'll resell them . And

41:29

then the community saw them and we're like those shoes

41:31

are ugly as fuck , we're not buying them .

41:33

And he's just got 1500 pairs of these shoes

41:35

like in his house risk versus reward

41:37

, yeah , but I mean I'd say that

41:39

for most of most of them are ugly as

41:41

fuck , like I

41:44

don't know , but also like my style is terrible

41:46

. I get it , most people have

41:48

different tastes than me , so I get it , but

41:50

um , I don't . It's just

41:52

weird to like something like well

41:54

, man , these are this

41:56

year's whatever and I

41:59

can resell them . It just seems silly

42:01

to me . But just like .

42:03

I'm wearing these shoes here . I'm buying

42:05

these shoes to have them , and then when

42:07

I wear them , I got a walk funny so that they

42:09

don't get a crease in them . You got and then so

42:11

you got to worry about the shoes the whole time . Just

42:14

no thanks , insane . I'm just gonna

42:16

buy one pair of shoes , wear them all the time

42:18

, get them fucked up and then , when they're too fucked

42:20

up , buy a new pair of that one .

42:22

Have you seen like the ultimate consumerism

42:24

, like vids , where it's like a

42:26

chick or a dude , they'll be like , hey , they'll stop

42:29

three people in the back , what's the fit ? And

42:31

it'd be like , oh , this is a such-and-such

42:33

shirt $1,500 . And they go through

42:35

the whole wardrobe and it's like , especially

42:38

dudes like wearing these purse , things like , oh , this

42:40

is a Gucci purse , huh

42:42

. So I just I watched

42:44

one the other day . I was like three dudes and they go through there

42:46

their whole fit and they're like

42:48

Fucking old

42:51

as their whole fit thousands

42:53

of dollars on them . It's just like it's

42:57

a little pussy , like fairy dudes

42:59

, and I send that to mr Shabazz . I'm like you're

43:01

one supreme away from these guys . Thought

43:05

that's pretty clever and funny . Yeah

43:09

, worlds I don't belong in , or probably

43:12

shouldn't just that is not a lane

43:14

.

43:14

I drive in it's not not

43:16

for me , and that's fine . I don't . They don't want

43:18

me there and I don't want to be there .

43:19

Yeah , this is just be happy . I'm in

43:22

my own lane and , be you know , keeps

43:24

myself on pretty

43:26

much . It works for me

43:28

, true that ? Oh , oh

43:32

, what I was gonna say on the , the origin

43:34

. I'm like man , I wish you just make some , just with

43:36

the cool symbol on it , because , like the back

43:39

of it has like all this hunter stuff

43:41

and this athletic stuff , it's like I'd

43:43

love to just wear your shirt , but it's like I don't

43:45

want to be false advertising like I don't do any

43:47

of these other things and I'm not fit , so I'm not

43:49

your demographic , because you're just like hey , fatties

43:52

are stupid , you've hunted before , yeah

43:54

, but like they're talking about like going

43:56

out , walking , like Mount

43:59

Miles and miles and like Desolate

44:01

areas and bow hunting . Like you

44:04

know , I'm more of a like . You just go sit

44:06

in a tree , stand like a regular . You know , Eastern

44:08

hunter . Like

44:11

fuck that walking around shit , get

44:15

your flute food plots ready and wait

44:18

for them to come eat their dinner .

44:22

You come to me , bitch .

44:23

Yeah , it's funny like I just had Talking

44:26

to a dude I graduated . Like you know , you follow

44:28

these people . I haven't

44:30

really talked to him and face to face

44:32

in probably 15 years or whatever , but it's

44:34

like they were cool . You're cool and you

44:37

see what they're doing and you're like , oh shit , like I hit him

44:39

up . He hit me up about

44:41

something because I think we both have rot-wilders

44:43

and I Hit

44:47

him back . I'm like , oh man , like I see you're doing something

44:49

like you got tractor . I mean it looks like you bought like land

44:51

and you're doing stuff on it . He's like , oh yeah , it goes through this

44:54

whole thing . He bought 50 acres out and like bed for

44:56

PA or something , three hours away

44:58

, right off the turnpike . I was like that's

45:00

cool , please tell me more . Like how'd

45:02

you decide on it ? Like where , what were

45:05

the parameters that you were looking for ? Because I've already

45:07

I've got mine . I want to see if they match up with you

45:09

actually doing it . Pretty fucking cool

45:11

, nice , yeah , it

45:14

was like being near stream , being

45:17

three , within three hours away , out

45:19

in the middle of nowhere , but also 20 minutes from a town

45:22

. So I

45:25

was like that's and mental rights and

45:27

Forest rights

45:29

or walking rights , oh yeah . It's

45:32

like , yeah , three years

45:34

from now , that'll be me Good

45:37

, I'll be out there fucking hunting deer . Where

45:39

are you at ? You're three

45:41

hours away , your mountain house .

45:43

Well , it's like four and a half four

45:45

Okay . And north

45:47

central .

45:48

That's what I think . That's where I'd be looking at north north

45:50

central because like his went straight

45:53

past Harrisburg , like straight to the west , I

45:55

was like I guess it's the appellation

45:57

goes all the way through middle of Pennsylvania

46:00

, right Like in between Pittsburgh

46:02

and Philly .

46:04

Or yes , yeah , but I think it gets More

46:08

mountainous north cent , like northern

46:10

Pennsylvania , like I like the

46:12

rolling mountains , that's fucking cool .

46:16

But uh , I'd want to get property like

46:18

with like a mountain setting also near

46:20

a stream or river , that be fucking cool . 50

46:23

hundred acres like oh dude

46:25

, fucking sick . Soon

46:30

, as this thing takes off , I'll be able to get that , so

46:32

I Got something

46:35

for you .

46:35

This came up with friends the other night . What

46:39

do you do with leftover pizza ?

46:42

Eat it .

46:43

No , but like you got three

46:45

slices left over from the night before you're going

46:47

to bed . It's pizza for the morning . What are you doing

46:49

? Leaving it out ?

46:50

Yeah , thank you you just put it

46:52

in the box on the stove , left out , it's just cheese

46:54

and this is like a whole thing with our friends

46:57

. It doesn't get really good she was just like

46:59

.

46:59

Nope , like you got it . Like . That's how bacteria forms

47:01

. It's all cooked already . It's like just leave

47:04

you leave it out for a couple days .

47:05

Oh yeah , I have yeah

47:08

, pizza doesn't go really bad been

47:10

asking and they're like I don't know like cuz

47:12

.

47:12

Some people like they throw it Like

47:14

the whole box in the fridge or they do that too , but

47:17

you don't have to they take the pizza out , throw

47:19

it in the Ziploc , put it in the fridge like something . Well

47:21

, yeah , but no , I've never done

47:23

.

47:23

Oh , really I won't . I've only ever left

47:25

makes us do that .

47:26

But oh , see those up to me . I'd be like

47:29

you , just you could put

47:31

it in a bag in the fridge . I just leave it in the box

47:33

till I'm gonna be finished eating the pizza .

47:35

Yeah , I believe in that sure things

47:37

I can get behind .

47:39

Yes , so it's sound like you're not

47:41

doing that currently at home .

47:42

No , I mean , if she , she , I'm

47:45

not cleaning up , so she can

47:47

do whatever she wants with whatever she wants to clean

47:49

up , whatever .

47:51

I'm just like now fucking Brits like should we do something

47:53

with those ? Leave it in the box right there , it's

47:55

gonna get eaten , it'll be fine .

47:58

We used to have to before my cat passed

48:00

away . Like our cat would like rip into

48:02

the pizza box and like get eight

48:04

human food weird cat .

48:06

So that's , that's a different story

48:08

you have caused to put it away .

48:10

She gets into it . Then the dogs . Well , I guess this is a

48:12

free for all cats getting into it .

48:14

Yeah , I've never . I've never once been

48:16

like , oh , I got left over pizza . Let me throw

48:18

this in the fridge to store it for now .

48:20

Yeah , I mean and that way , because

48:23

when you put it in the fridge then it's cold pizza . What's any

48:25

pizza is ? I'm eating pizza , but

48:28

it is nice when it's just like room

48:30

temperature . Pizza is good to look . Yeah , doesn't

48:32

matter .

48:34

See , a room temperature pizza is cold pizza

48:36

to me .

48:36

Oh yeah , no

48:39

, cold cold pizza is cold pizza . But I

48:42

get , I get what you're saying . You're very anti putting

48:44

in the fridge .

48:45

There's no need , I agree .

48:46

What was there ? Rationale for the bacteria

48:49

, or something ?

48:49

Yeah , it's like , oh , stuff can start to build on

48:51

. I was like it's just , it's overnight

48:53

, you wake up in the morning , you can have a slice

48:56

.

48:56

Yeah , this isn't like raw chicken , this isn't you know

48:58

it's all been cooked already . It'll

49:01

be fine . Yeah

49:04

, they're really anti

49:06

that .

49:08

Yes , did you . Our friend was just

49:10

like no , what a .

49:12

No , she's .

49:14

But I was like I Was

49:16

a we're very far apart on this brick

49:18

, you're just like a doctor .

49:21

What is this ?

49:22

stuff good for you . And then I

49:24

think , like the next weekend we ordered pizza

49:26

and Brzee , should we put it in the fridge ?

49:27

It's like , no , like we still

49:30

know I used to slang pizzas

49:32

. They're good . Yeah

49:35

, it'll be fine , yeah

49:37

, how you like a

49:40

cold spaghetti .

49:42

No , spaghetti is something I'd left

49:44

over . Spaghetti gets thrown in the microwave , heated up

49:46

.

49:47

I get banged down some cold spaghetti

49:49

. It's kind of I actually kind of like it that way

49:51

sometimes . Yeah , pretty

49:53

good .

49:54

Ah , guess , oh

49:57

, hit us up with .

49:58

You know , you know spaghetti , or

50:00

you can't do cold spaghetti .

50:02

That'd be the question . If

50:06

you have an outspoken food

50:09

, you know spaghetti policy , policy

50:12

, yeah let us know .

50:14

Yeah , please , the important

50:17

things . It's all

50:19

about food , yeah , so ?

50:20

I thought about this . It was late coming

50:23

home from hockey last week and stopped

50:26

at Wawa to get something

50:28

because I hadn't eaten before the game . I wanted to get something

50:30

to eat and

50:32

Ordered , grabbed

50:34

a drink , and I was walking to the checkout

50:37

and there's like this girl behind the cash

50:39

register and I looked at her and she looked

50:41

at me and I walked straight

50:43

to the self-checkout thing and

50:46

I was doing self-checkout and I was thinking to myself

50:48

, like they like , do

50:51

people get mad ?

50:52

and that's probably .

50:53

yes , I was the only person in the Wawa

50:55

they should . She

50:57

like do you she want me to come in ? Like

51:00

so she has a

51:02

job ? Or does she look at that and go like what the fuck

51:04

am I even doing here ? Like ?

51:05

if you've worked retail anytime

51:08

. Anybody just walks in and then walks out

51:10

. You don't give a fuck like oh one

51:12

person . I don't have to talk to her . Help , you're

51:14

not true ? Yeah , she didn't give a fuck

51:16

, trust me .

51:17

It was just like look at you , look at me .

51:21

No , yep , now

51:23

I can sit here and do nothing .

51:26

Fair enough , I was just thinking kind of

51:28

making myself think about like , laugh , thinking

51:30

about it just like I should

51:32

do . People get mad at that , like .

51:35

I could do something because , but see , I

51:37

never work like it .

51:37

I know like overnight shift , like Work

51:40

in late night , like that . You might just be clamoring

51:43

for some kind of like .

51:46

Interaction interaction , yeah , maybe

51:48

I Still

51:50

, nah , probably not . Yeah

51:54

, how about the , the new segment Bringing

51:56

in talking about , like one

51:59

thing , usually one person that's

52:01

from the area , Whether

52:03

it's the Philadelphia area , state of Pennsylvania

52:06

or tri-state area ? Close enough

52:08

right around the area .

52:11

Like we got to come up with a name for the segment .

52:13

Um local People

52:17

segment .

52:18

Yeah yeah , this is not something to do . Live

52:21

on the podcast .

52:22

So , but I gave

52:24

you M night , shyamalan .

52:26

Yeah , you said you wanted to focus , talk about M night

52:28

. He'd be our first one , mostly

52:32

just because I saw the cab yeah , I know

52:34

you , you had just watched an M night movie and

52:36

we're like let's talk about him .

52:37

Yeah , he's a local , lives

52:39

somewhere outside of Westchester and All

52:43

of his movies are fairly good , except for the happening

52:45

and what's

52:47

another shitty movie . He did the

52:50

happening and the village everybody says the village

52:52

suck too village like the village was

52:55

alright .

52:55

It's just once you know the twist . It's you

52:57

know and it's

52:59

good first viewing . Okay

53:01

, I think I've only seen parts actually

53:03

and that's something that I was like a lot

53:07

, not a lot , but Maybe

53:09

up to half of M night movies have

53:11

a really good first

53:14

viewing and then the

53:17

twist is the movie . So

53:19

once you know the twist , it's .

53:21

Yeah , it's like and there's away from the move

53:23

.

53:24

Yeah and it's not like there's a lot

53:26

of like oh , foreshadowing , it's like the

53:28

twist is out of left field , so

53:30

there isn't any kind of clues like oh

53:32

, did they really like foreshadow or drop

53:34

any hints to this ?

53:35

like no , it's just like bang like left turn

53:37

and six cents drop a bunch

53:39

of hands . Yeah after you see it , then

53:41

you're like oh , it all makes sense , cool

53:43

.

53:44

Yes , some of that stuff like that , but other ones

53:46

were just Twist to

53:48

be a twist . Yeah , okay , the happening

53:50

like I know that one sucks , but just like oh

53:52

, it's , the trees are killing people .

53:56

That's just like an out of left field , like well

53:58

, also , when you think about that movie , you're also like

54:00

okay , people Like they get

54:02

, like whatever it is , it gets in their brain

54:05

and it makes them want to commit suicide , okay

54:07

, cool . But then at the end he changes

54:09

a little bit . He's like oh well , some of them also

54:11

want to kill people too , and it's like Come

54:14

on , murder

54:17

suicide is a thing . Not

54:19

so much that I think

54:21

they just like added that in at the end because it

54:23

was a suspenseful , but Anything

54:26

with Mark Wahlberg is pretty good except for that . I

54:28

who

54:31

was the other guy was it John ? Like gizamo

54:34

Mm-hmm , yeah , cool , and

54:36

they just what is good . Yeah , just

54:38

watched a two-santa movies last

54:40

night , but we'll stay on M Night Shyamalan .

54:42

So you have a favorite M Night movie , is it

54:44

the cabin ?

54:46

No , it would have to be six

54:48

cents obviously . Second

54:51

runner up is Signs

54:54

. Everybody says they don't really like that one , I

54:56

like that one .

54:57

Yeah , I like . I'm an unbreakable man myself

54:59

.

55:00

All right , that's over signs

55:03

, over six cents Huh

55:05

.

55:06

I was , and partly I

55:08

was scared of six cents as a child , so

55:11

I didn't want to watch it .

55:12

Okay , but

55:15

I liked unbreakable and then even

55:17

we scared of signs to now signs

55:19

was all right , creepy alien .

55:23

And then , yeah , the one that's like in the unbreakable

55:25

Universe where they're

55:27

at the Philly zoo . That one was really good .

55:31

Was that guy with a murder murder ?

55:34

That's the the guy who's

55:36

got the split personalities . Oh , yeah

55:39

, yeah split was really fucking good .

55:42

And they bring him together in that right . Yeah

55:45

, it's just like .

55:46

They show Bruce Willis like sitting in a diner

55:48

at the very end watching the news

55:50

story about it .

55:51

So was there another movie where they they're

55:53

both in the insane , as I'm together ? I

55:55

think , he saved cheerleaders or something .

55:57

I saw a couple clips the third one was when

56:00

they glass where they like focus

56:02

on the Samuel L Jackson character .

56:04

Okay , that's what I thought . Yeah

56:07

, I mean it's all right , but I mean , dude

56:10

, at six cents is like one of those movies

56:12

where it's it's

56:15

just almost perfect , perfect movie and

56:18

Then signs

56:21

is is good the

56:24

cabin or no you know what . Lady

56:26

in the lady water , yeah , it

56:30

was a little , didn't make sense , but it

56:33

was like it

56:35

was a good movie , visually pleasing , like

56:37

the one scene where the dude's

56:39

working out , but just one arm . I don't

56:41

think I seen , I don't think .

56:42

I've ever seen it .

56:43

It was pretty good the monsters were cool .

56:45

I know my a buddy of mine

56:47

. His dad was like an extra in the movie

56:49

. Oh yeah and like it's the one scene where

56:51

it's like rain , it's like downpour raining

56:53

, and they had to wait

56:55

all day to film the scene because

56:57

it was raining , downpour rain

57:00

. And they're like well

57:02

, we can't shoot in the rain . So they're like at

57:04

like three , in the way it was supposed to be at night , and

57:06

it's raining all night , and then at like four in the morning

57:09

the rain stops . They're like all right , ready

57:11

, we can get started . And they

57:13

start filming and they just turn on a rain

57:15

machine to like because they could

57:17

, they the natural rain doesn't . Yeah

57:21

, it's just , it's fucking ridiculous

57:23

.

57:23

Yes , movies , bro . Guess

57:26

what ? Most of the sex scenes not real sex scenes

57:28

. What ?

57:31

Jerking off to all that for nothing , yep .

57:33

Yep , but

57:35

pretty good movie

57:37

. And Then

57:39

the cabin .

57:41

Also , maybe I just like the tista , what's up ?

57:43

That's the new one , right ? Yeah , no

57:46

, no special plot , or I mean

57:48

no twist . No , no crazy twist

57:50

, just it . Face

57:53

value the only thing that I can say is , in

57:58

the new movie era , they

58:00

have a gay couple as the , I guess

58:02

, the main characters , and it made

58:04

sense . It was just oh , okay

58:07

, yeah that makes total sense .

58:09

It's not like a plot point , it's just that's what

58:11

it is .

58:11

Yeah , it wasn't forced , it wasn't

58:13

like , oh , that's weird why they just threw

58:16

that in there , just made total

58:18

sense .

58:21

Yeah , and nights big time . I Know

58:24

he's like a fairly sports fan . He's a big time

58:26

sixers fan . You always . You can usually

58:28

see him . He's in like one of the front

58:30

two rows at sixers game a lot if he's

58:32

in town he and the sixers are playing , he's there

58:34

.

58:35

Yeah , that's cool . Maybe we'll have them on

58:37

one day .

58:38

You know , yeah , right , we get big enough . Talk

58:40

to M night .

58:40

Yeah , it is something Probably

58:43

you have to imagine like somebody

58:45

that that can build that like whole

58:48

Worlds in their heads . Got to be

58:50

an interesting person , right .

58:51

Oh for sure , like and I piece it's down .

58:53

It's just like sucks like me . It's just like . Has

58:56

nothing to say . I'd be shitty

58:58

.

59:00

But I don't know if , like I

59:02

know that the unbreakable split

59:04

and Glass , they're all

59:06

in the same universe , like together

59:09

. I don't know if all

59:11

of his other movies had not , maybe not that

59:14

universe , but if there's like a connecting

59:16

feature , the way kind of Tarantino

59:21

movies are all in the same . You'd like they're not

59:23

and nothing connects them , but they're all in

59:25

that same .

59:27

Yeah , world , yeah

59:29

, I don't know . I do like the small

59:31

things , like I can really only think of it . I

59:34

didn't watch anything for the cabin , like where

59:36

their little things in , like you

59:38

know , easter eggs and stuff .

59:40

But I remember in some loser on YouTube

59:42

can do all that for me and I'll watch the 15 minute

59:44

.

59:44

Yeah , I'll watch that shit , but I remember

59:47

just signs . There's just all these little things . You're like

59:49

oh , that's , that's cool , this is cool , you know

59:51

, Stanley .

59:52

Kubrick shit .

59:52

Yeah .

59:53

I'm sure that stuff exists in the cabin

59:55

too , it's just off the watcher clip

59:57

of you either have to like watch

59:59

and pause and look at scenes and

1:00:01

pay attention or Let

1:00:04

somebody else do that shit .

1:00:05

You gonna watch it now maybe okay

1:00:07

, I just want to give it like because it

1:00:10

comes together , throw some

1:00:12

shit out there .

1:00:13

Well , it's just no spoiler warning

1:00:15

either . If you haven't seen this shit , fuck off .

1:00:18

No , it was just cool at the end , like

1:00:20

he's like it goes through all the

1:00:22

people , like there's , there's four people coming

1:00:25

to kill or coming to tell

1:00:27

them what they had to do , and At

1:00:30

the end they put them all together and they're like oh , there's

1:00:32

the four horsemen .

1:00:33

Like pretty , pretty cool of the apocalypse

1:00:35

, but it wasn't like .

1:00:37

You know what is it ? What is it ? Normally like wrath

1:00:39

, Pestle's in pestle ends . Yeah

1:00:42

you know , whatever Made

1:00:44

up shit they believe in . So

1:00:48

there's our segment . That's our first one

1:00:50

. Pretty shitty . But

1:00:53

we'll come with more parameters and

1:00:55

do a little bit more research research

1:00:57

next time called the carpool , all

1:01:00

right , Come

1:01:02

up with something but

1:01:05

so I know who's in the carpool this

1:01:07

week and my channel .

1:01:08

All right , I like that , damn

1:01:11

it . You like it this ?

1:01:12

sucks . I mean this whole thing , name

1:01:14

and everything . I just have to ride with it like all right , that's good

1:01:16

enough . Side

1:01:20

note was fuck

1:01:22

, god

1:01:26

damn it .

1:01:27

M night , the cabin Batista

1:01:29

. He's the man for horsemen of the

1:01:31

apocalypse .

1:01:32

Oh yeah , I was getting my hair

1:01:34

cut and I think I became a Catholic , Okay

1:01:38

there's just bullshit with Andrew .

1:01:39

I'm just baptized and throw some ashes on your head

1:01:41

.

1:01:42

No man , there's just we're just bullshitting

1:01:44

this man's like what if there

1:01:46

is an afterlife ball by and just like

1:01:48

telling him .

1:01:49

telling him he's like oh yeah , I mean like we've

1:01:51

already figured that out , All right

1:01:53

, I mean it is fun to like daydream

1:01:56

, and well not they'd , but , like People

1:01:59

that have faith in that type of stuff

1:02:01

, have faith and say man

1:02:03

, that is , and also like they're good people , like

1:02:05

that .

1:02:06

You know , andrew's a good kid , yeah , and

1:02:08

he has good family .

1:02:10

I was like I Think

1:02:12

that's the nature of belief systems , where I I

1:02:17

won't say I believe that there is no heaven

1:02:19

, but I believe in the unknown

1:02:21

of . We fucking knows . So it could

1:02:23

be , it couldn't be . It's like that's the the

1:02:25

mystery of life and death

1:02:27

.

1:02:29

True that how

1:02:32

long we did .

1:02:34

Take a little while 11 .

1:02:35

Yeah , I think we did an hour .

1:02:37

Hey , we're hour seven , right now .

1:02:40

All right , that was a good run . I'm

1:02:43

calling . So this is another episode

1:02:45

of expressly podcast with Kevin Stan

1:02:48

.

1:02:48

Peace , see you .