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All right , and this is another episode of Express

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Lane podcast with .

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Kevin Stan . What's going on everybody ?

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What's up ?

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Not too much . I run

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around a little tired . Was out played disc

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golf this morning .

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Yeah and . What course ?

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Stafford Woods . So actually I was gonna bring

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this up . There's a whole thing going on with this course

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, which is Top

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50 course in the world . I think it's ranked

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like number 37 or 38 some

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somewhere around there 50 courses no

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out of the courses in the world

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.

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How many courses are there ?

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thousands tens of thousands , probably

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, but this

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course in Jersey , like over in a

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Voorhees , is it's

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on a piece of public property that

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the city bought using state

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funds and you can only

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use it for like , like

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conservation , certain types of

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things to do , and they put

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it in in 2012 . It a lot

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of work went into the course , a lot of volunteer hours

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, a lot of stuff . Like the pro tour for

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disc golf comes through there once a year , normally

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for a tournament , and it's a big deal . And

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just recently there was

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a quote-unquote anonymous tip

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of the activities on that

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course were not it's not that it was illegal

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activities , just that they

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were doing they were using

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that property for something that it wasn't zoned

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for , because on these conservation

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, conservation properties you

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can only use them for passive

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recreation . You can't do active recreation

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. But the dividing line there

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is almost non-existent .

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I was gonna say what's ?

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what's the ? Difference so at least on this article

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I was reading about , it was the

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. The Examples

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they gave was Active

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like something like active recreation would

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be having a picnic . So you couldn't

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have a picnic on this place because that's considered

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active recreation . But if

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in the winter it's covered with snow and you

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wanted to go cross-country skiing

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through there , that's considered passive

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recreation . Yeah

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, so just like the dividing

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line isn't there , it's just kind of our

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fucking made up bullshit yeah and

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in 2012 they put

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in this request because they wanted to

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turn it into a disc golf course and At

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that point disc golf fell in the purview

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of passive recreation . So

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since then , there's this farm next

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door that got bought and then turned

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from like a regular bullshit farm Into

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a vineyard , that's trying to put up

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this big winery building and

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wants people to come for that . So now this

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dude with shit , tons of money that is

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their neighbor next door , I

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think was the quote-unquote anonymous

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tip and is just paying off

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the , the DEP , the Department

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of Environmental Protection which handles this

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, not America .

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I know .

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So I think he's kind of Funding

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this investigation to be like , well , it's not really

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passive recreation , they're active

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over there . They should be not allowed to

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be doing anything , because I think this

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dude wants to like Take

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his horses from the farm and like just

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use that as extension of his own

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property .

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Okay , well , also , if he's having

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like a thing , wouldn't ? If he wants people to come through his

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property , wouldn't he like kind of pair

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with that and Like , hey , disc golfers , come

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over on my property and now you would

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?

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set up a thing or something . You're thinking like somebody

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that isn't rich and can just boost people

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out of their way .

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Okay .

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So I think that's where you would be

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like oh , here's like a couple

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of sample bottles of wine , like , if you like that

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, maybe come to this disc golf course

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, and when you're done you can come to the winery . Yeah

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, have lunch and get a bottle of wine or

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take a tour , or do something you would

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think it could be a Symbiotic

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relationship where they could work together

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.

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Especially , he knows , once a year there's gonna be a big

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thing there .

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Yeah , but apparently the guys

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like when I was playing the course really hates

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disc golfers Maybe well , when I was playing

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the course I talked to a local guy

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that says he volunteers and like , has talked

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to that guy and and he's like , the guy's

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just like five foot three , napoleon

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, complex little dick man that

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he he saw me was

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riding his horse through the property and he went up to him . He's

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like , hey , man , just uh , there's

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disc golf going on . Like don't want you to get hit , don't

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want your horse to get spooked , and like tear off through

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the woods and dropy or anything . Just , you know , be

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aware , this is what's happening here . And

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the guy's like , oh , whatever I do , whatever I want .

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He's like . So I guess that it's passive

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to ride a horse ?

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Yes , apparently , yeah but

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either way , I just say are you just being a dick for

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the sole reason of being a dick ?

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Okay so .

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Right now it's there's an investigation Into

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the use of the property . So the last

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time one of these happened talking to

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this local guy , he was like they did

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the investigation and then it was like four months later

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that they had the results of the investigation

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come out . So this new investigation started

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like two weeks ago Maybe . So there's

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a couple months left of guaranteed life

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in this course , which is the

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number one course in New Jersey , on

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top 50 course ranked in the world

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, that Might

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be going away Just cuz some rich prick wants

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to use the property himself hilarious .

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So this is kind of like our protect the parks a little

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bit .

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Protect the disc golf , but there's there's

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a like a changeorg , I'll have to

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. I'll try to find it and I'll

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put it in like I have the link for it , because I went and

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signed on the petition and everything Yay

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. Well , I kind of feel strongly about this type

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of thing .

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Things that get you to feel strongly about

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this golf and you know rich

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pricks . Yeah , I take away disc

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golf . Fuck rich people , right ?

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Yeah , we're all right fuck rich people if you're

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fucking with my disc golf okay . Yeah

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, I'll try . I'll send you the link so when we post

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this so you can get a link out there for people

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to go in . It's got almost 25,000

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signatures in like two weeks .

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That's good .

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There's a lot of eyes behind

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it on the , the disc golf Scene

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, where in the pro tour , pro

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tour , guys have posted about it and be like hey

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man , this is something to watch . Like , don't let this happen

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.

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Pretty crazy like so they're just gonna go petition

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whatever government officials are there

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and be like oh well , here's the difference between passive

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and active . What so ? That's really the thing . Is

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there , just out of there the .

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It was built with disc golf falling

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under this umbrella of passive recreation

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. And and Now

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they're just trying to be like well , actually , disc golf isn't

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that ? They're not trying to change anything other

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than the classification of what disc golf

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falls under . And the guy like there's

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a bunch of benches , there's some like retaining

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walls , there's a lot of like man

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hours and work that was done to this property

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to have it look as nice and be as nice as it

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is . And they're like okay , well , if you

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want us out , we'll just rip all this shit . And he's like , no , you don't

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have to rip that stuff out . Like that stuff can stay . And

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I'm like , oh , you just want us the people out

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of here .

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Yeah , you fucking

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his shit up Apparently All

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right . So you went and played disc golf , got yourself

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into this whole fiasco

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of signing petitions .

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I'm not into a fiasco . I signed the petition

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like a week ago when I saw this thing on .

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It seems like you're a investee man ?

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I don't . It's a really nice course and

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I want to be able to keep playing it .

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Okay . So it really makes you start thinking about like

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government and stuff and it's like fuck those

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guys .

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What's the difference between somebody coming into

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the local course around the corner from me and saying

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, yeah , you guys can't fucking do this ?

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Yeah , we're just , like you know , positioning any of your

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local government from making rules for you

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and anybody in your neighborhood to follow , exactly

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, yeah .

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Money talks man .

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We got chicken gate around here . They're

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trying to get rid of like people that own chickens

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.

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So it's like you know , there's a lot of big yards

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around here Are they trying

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to just make it illegal to have chickens or

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are they changing because they're trying to get money for

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it ? Because I saw when we

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moved into our house and one of the first things I looked up

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was could we own chickens ? And it's

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where we live , it's legal , but it

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has to be . It's something like 90

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feet from the street and 90 feet

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from any property line , which our

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property isn't that big , so it's like that doesn't exist

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. So unless I wanted to talk to all

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like six of the neighbors' houses around

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me to be like , hey , is it cool if I have chickens and you guys

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aren't gonna fucking say anything .

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And roosters . I guess there's a thing with roosters , because

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they bother people and shit .

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That's because they're loud , like , I think , regular chickens

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don't make too much noise .

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No , the hell is now , just from reading it on the town

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talk and shit is just like , basically they

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either got complaints or whatever and

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they also want to get a little bit of money out of people . So

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yeah , with the rules of being a certain amount

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away from your neighbors and having

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a certain amount of coop per chicken

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, it's also then you've got to apply for , like

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you know , applications and shit

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like that to have chickens , which is hilarious

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, like just another way for small

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government to get in your pocket .

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Oh yeah , and well , there's big

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business involved . There's something like if every

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household had two chickens or if not

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every household , I think maybe every other household

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had two chickens , then

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there would be no need for anyone to

8:52

buy eggs anymore . Like you could give

8:54

your neighbor enough eggs for the week for them

8:56

to do whatever they needed , and you would still have enough

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.

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Yeah , like when I went over to Elaine and Andy's house , like

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they couldn't wait to give me eggs , they have , like you know

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, 10 chickens or something Like , oh yeah , I've got eggs

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, we've got eggs . Like , yeah , and

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I think if everybody had chickens they're fucking easy . Like

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you get a little space , Like I

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think about getting them here , throwing them right behind here . There's

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a little space between the garage and the fence of the next

9:16

door neighbor .

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Oh , dude , they're great . Put some chicken wire up . Let

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them out in the yard , eat up all the bugs and shit that

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like destroys your grass and crops and plants

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and stuff .

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The only thing is they shit everywhere . It's gross . You

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got a dog that'll lap that right up . Oh

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yeah , she's fucking gross . Meanwhile

9:33

, people let their dogs lick their faces yeah

9:35

, they do Gross After

9:39

my wife will be like stop licking

9:41

yourself . And then it's like 10 minutes later .

9:43

I don't even want to kiss .

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Oh yeah .

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Winston yesterday peed in

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the house for the first time in like over a year and a half

9:51

, Like he was like we got him potty training

9:53

. He was really like good to not

9:55

go in the house .

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But I guess Except for when he's diarrhea

9:59

, and all over , yeah well that was one that he

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was sick .

10:02

This was , I think Britt took him to

10:04

go get , like we

10:06

say , fermanated , where they just they give him a bath

10:08

and vacuum all the loose hair off him and then

10:10

, like , clip his nails and do all you know , pretty

10:13

him up . So he was off doing that and then

10:15

came home we fed him and after we've

10:17

I fed him , I'm playing

10:19

Starfield and he comes out of like

10:21

out of the kitchen , just looks at me and starts

10:23

peeing a little bit . I'm like yo fuck

10:25

.

10:26

So what was the problem ? Like , why do you do it ?

10:28

I think he just didn't pee like all day Since

10:31

that morning like he , just he

10:33

was , went out early in the morning

10:35

and then didn't go out again and then went to

10:37

the groomer and was playing with them

10:39

and hanging out . And then came home from the groomer and

10:41

was just inside and was just like I gotta go Dickhead

10:44

, stop playing Starfield .

10:46

Basically that's funny . Now

10:48

she's been pretty good . She's four years old now , so we haven't had

10:50

that in a while .

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Yeah , I mean he's two . It's the first one in

10:53

year and I had like since he was a puppy like

10:55

little .

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That's cool , Not cool .

10:57

No , I mean , I really wanted to just like grab

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him by the throat and like strangle him a little

11:02

bit , but that's , you know , abuse

11:04

.

11:04

Yeah , definitely anti animal abuse

11:06

on here . Yeah , no , I didn't do

11:08

it Good job .

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I thought about it . I cocked

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a leg back in for a hot second and stopped .

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Did you take him outside with your headphones on no

11:18

?

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I dropped the headphones , threw them

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on a leash and , like , dragged him outside , made

11:22

him pee , and then he was like oh

11:25

the neighbor's dog was like don't even fucking

11:27

think about it .

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What else you got ?

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Uh , I mean Star . You saw

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you were playing Starfield . How you ? No , I didn't

11:34

. No , no , Is

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it kid playing Star ? Somebody ? I saw a Stanford

11:38

pig . Starfield was on

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Xbox .

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No , I'm still playing the Ablo . I haven't downloaded

11:44

Starfield yet .

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Different person ? No , maybe I was

11:48

a phone , it's all right . It's RPG , it's

11:50

I've never . It's a Bethesda , so

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like Skyrim , fallout , elder

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Scrolls .

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Pick your pronoun .

11:56

You think you have the ability to , but

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I've never played anything from Bethesda , like I never

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played any of the fallouts and I never played any of the Elder

12:03

Scrolls . I know Skyrim

12:05

has been out on 17 different consoles

12:07

. At this point I haven't played it once .

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That's probably my favorite one . The

12:12

dragon was good too , so I

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was like I don't know it's free .

12:16

It's different . It's not just a straight like

12:18

multiplayer shooter . There's

12:20

like a whole bunch of different aspects to it

12:22

. Plus it's in space . Check

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it out .

12:25

Fly around spaceships and stuff .

12:27

You jump from different different

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planets and

12:32

galaxies and shit Like I . You can come

12:34

back to our solar system

12:36

. You can't go to Earth , which I

12:38

don't know . Why not ? Maybe they address

12:41

it in the story that I've barely started . I

12:43

doubt it , but I just like was

12:45

running around on the moon for like 45

12:47

minutes last night .

12:48

So you went to the moon , but US government hasn't

12:50

right now .

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They have .

12:52

I don't know , seeing a lot of stuff

12:54

where they're saying all the missions are

12:56

not real .

12:58

You can probably get , you can probably convince

13:01

. The Earth is flat too .

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I don't know it depends . It

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depends on got evidence Some

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YouTuber sitting in his basement . Does he have

13:09

good evidence ?

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We'll see . We'll see is

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the evidence that every other planet we find

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is round and not enough .

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I want to jump into the person

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you picked for . Oh yeah , like

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there are celebrities spotlight

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and it's good kind of we're loose quotes

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on celebrity here , yeah .

13:28

And you said , think of some people . And

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you're like , get like a list of people , so that way we have it . And

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I didn't do that . And then you texted me and we're like , how

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, who should we pick ? I was like oh , so I can

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do one hour of research before we

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talk about exactly and I just

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thought of like , oh , maybe famous

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people that went to my high school and

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so you know , Google the list of like famous

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people from Abington High School and

13:52

, at play , I guess

13:54

the most famous would have been Bob

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Saget .

13:57

Oh , that would have been a good one . Yeah , he went to your high

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school .

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He didn't graduate . He went there for like a year . I was

14:02

like give me a fuck out of this shit hole .

14:04

I'm way too funny for this .

14:06

Yeah , and he was getting made fun of , he was getting made . He

14:08

was getting called Bob , something that rhymes with Saget

14:10

. All right , yeah .

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And it was like probably his whole life .

14:13

Yeah , but especially when like specifically

14:15

says that about Abington , when he was

14:18

there , hilarious , and

14:20

I was like OK , maybe not him . And

14:22

then Eddie George I know you don't know who that is

14:24

, but he was a running back for the Tennessee

14:26

Titans , I think , or maybe in

14:29

the NFL he was a running back but

14:31

he didn't graduate from it . He went there for a year

14:33

and then switched to like a prep school to get like

14:35

better notice for football . And then on the list

14:37

was this Robin Arzon , or say

14:39

the , she's a Peloton

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instructor , like kind of you know , getting

14:43

famous off that shit .

14:45

I was like the one I like .

14:46

Maybe I don't know .

14:48

I forget which one I like .

14:50

And then on this list was this Stephen

14:52

A Schwartzman .

14:53

Not that I'm riding a peloton , just watching

14:55

the video of the chick riding .

14:56

If you're watching this , you can tell both of us

14:59

are not riding peloton , absolutely no

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. And

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so I looked at Stephen A Schwartzman , who , while

15:05

I was at the high school , he donated

15:07

money to build a new stadium . I was like oh

15:09

, we got like a guy willing to donate

15:12

money to build a stadium . That's kind of cool . We

15:14

got a rich guy went to the high school I

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don't know how rich like fucking billionaire

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was in the list of top

15:21

50 influential people in the

15:23

world in like 2015 and 16

15:25

.

15:26

Yeah , I thought you picked it because you were like , oh

15:28

, this is send , stand down like a conspiracy

15:30

rabbit hole .

15:31

No , no just just because this dude went

15:33

to like was a billionaire that went to the high

15:35

school , and so part

15:38

of why I did pick it was thinking

15:40

about it . I got shit like . He did donate that for the

15:42

the stadium and then in

15:45

2018 or 19 , he donated

15:47

twenty five million dollars

15:49

to the high school to like . Right , because the high school

15:52

was getting old . To like just renovate it and they ended up

15:54

building a huge new science wing

15:56

that basically doubled the size of

15:58

the high school with this guy's money . But one

16:00

of the things he wanted was he wanted naming

16:02

rights to the high school . He wanted it not to be

16:04

Abington High School . He wanted it

16:06

to be Stephen A Schwarzman High School . Yeah

16:08

, because you've just basically paid

16:11

for the whole high school to be renovated . So

16:13

like name it after me , trying

16:15

to spark

16:17

other billionaires and millionaires to

16:19

donate to their former high schools

16:21

. To be like you know you can get some naming

16:23

rights or something after it to have

16:26

your legacy but also contribute

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back to hometowns

16:30

and you know something

16:32

for public education . And

16:35

it went over like a lead balloon and like . I

16:37

remember seeing shit online Facebook

16:39

and every like Twitter . Just people like how

16:41

could there's ? Just because he's got billions

16:44

of dollars . This guy thinks he can name the school

16:46

whatever and it's like , yeah , yeah

16:48

, like I remember people I graduated

16:50

with were up in arms and I was there Like

16:52

can you believe this ? I was like , fucking , let him do it . Like

16:54

I'm not , I graduated from Abington , I'm

16:57

not going back to high school .

16:59

And I don't see why it would matter .

17:01

Everyone that I talk to about it all don't live

17:03

in Abington anymore Is like even if

17:05

you have not going to be sending their kids , even if you have

17:07

kids they're not going to that dude's high

17:10

school .

17:10

Neither . I mean it seems

17:12

like a win . Win , I mean for that dude's ego

17:14

and for the community to upgrade

17:16

the high school and saves taxpayer money

17:19

. I guess , yeah , he's . He's

17:21

sure they'll still find a way to spend it .

17:23

But no , I think his 25

17:25

million . Like he donated 25 million

17:27

towards putting in this new wing

17:30

, which had cost 40 million . So it was like

17:32

15 million from the taxpayer still

17:34

. But guess what ? That whole

17:36

wing of the high school doesn't get made

17:38

without him still . But he's donated

17:40

a shit ton of money all over the place . Like he

17:42

started a Rhodes scholarship type of

17:45

deal . I mean , it's in China but he donated

17:47

like 300 million dollars towards educational

17:50

scholarships over there . He's

17:52

got billions of dollars but

17:54

he has at times donated

17:56

hundreds of millions to different causes

17:59

.

17:59

All right . So you're like oh , this guy's good .

18:01

I think he's just a dude that has billions of

18:03

dollars and he's like whatever , like I'm not going to . 200

18:06

million is still a drop in the bucket in that guy .

18:08

He doesn't give a fuck . So they eventually build

18:10

the school and do all the renovations they

18:12

did , and he just dropped the . So now

18:15

it's .

18:15

This high school is still having high school , but

18:17

there's the Stephen A Schwartzman

18:19

science wing now , so

18:21

he got his name on the building .

18:23

Yeah , he compromised . See

18:25

, I went down a totally different rabbit hole

18:27

of just like oh so he's a CEO

18:30

of Black Rock and starts

18:34

it with another guy . And it's just like you

18:36

start looking at the names and it's like all the regular people

18:38

the hearse , the Rockefellers , like

18:40

all of those people you

18:42

know , the thousand or so people that run the

18:44

country , and he's involved

18:47

with all those people . It's weird , you know

18:49

.

18:49

Yeah , no like President Obama

18:51

called him to be . Like hey , can

18:54

you talk to the Republicans in Senate

18:56

and stop them from fucking his

18:58

country up ?

18:59

He's , he's paid both sides Like he

19:01

was like hyping up Hillary and

19:03

then he was also like hyping up all

19:05

. He was just paying everybody off just in case

19:07

they had a chance , like Rubio , ted

19:09

Cruz all of

19:11

them .

19:12

If you're a billionaire , you break off a little

19:14

slice everywhere , and then whoever wins go

19:17

out of peace ?

19:17

Yeah , no , it's . And then you like look at

19:20

, then you start researching , like oh , who are his kids

19:22

? Like how many wives has he had ? And

19:24

you know , his kid , the

19:27

daughter I think is like actually

19:29

a podcaster . Yeah , she's like oh

19:32

, like don't

19:34

have time for moms to read books or something . She

19:36

has this goofy ass thing and it's just like oh

19:38

, so you just do nothing .

19:39

So you did way more research on the

19:41

dude I suggested than I did .

19:43

It's like you just started . You just follow the trail of like all these

19:45

people and then they're all like

19:47

marrying other people

19:50

that are in the circles and it's just like , oh

19:52

all right , see how this is , these

19:54

are the elites . You found an elite , Damn I

19:56

really sent you down .

19:58

I was like , dude , this guy was goofy , wanted

20:00

to rename the high school , and I sent you down a rabbit

20:02

hole .

20:03

He went to Yale , went to Skull and Bones

20:05

, and then he went to Harvard like they

20:07

always do , of course and then made

20:10

millions and billions out of just

20:13

doing stuff like what

20:15

buying businesses or corporate they

20:17

don't really Corporate

20:20

takeover type of shoe yeah , takeovers and you're like

20:22

well , this guy's getting billions of dollars , so

20:24

that money's coming from somewhere , but he's

20:27

not making anything . He doesn't make anything . He

20:29

doesn't have businesses that make anything , he's

20:32

just acquisitions and investments

20:35

. Yeah , it's just weird . I

20:37

don't get it . I don't understand it at all , obviously

20:40

, but I don't know , just seems like

20:42

he's one of the guys that's stealing all our money , or

20:45

at least profiting from stealing all the money .

20:47

I mean , he's not giving

20:49

it back to us .

20:51

Well , he's giving , he's donating a lot of stuff , but that's

20:53

all .

20:53

Yeah , but that doesn't go to people that goes to

20:56

you know different ?

20:57

paying off people and trying Organizations ? Yeah , of course

20:59

.

21:00

I'll donate 200 million to your

21:02

charity now , you owe me .

21:04

Oh yeah , absolutely . I was one of the other things

21:06

I saw that he was . I don't know it , just I don't know

21:09

. I went down like I wish I could remember half the stuff

21:11

I read , but I can't . But yeah

21:13

, seems like he's one of the rolling class , he's like 70

21:15

something , and he did

21:17

it with another guy who

21:19

, like it seems like they come from nothing

21:22

or close to nothing , like just small businesses

21:24

, like his dad , I guess , ran a

21:26

small goods shop in Philly

21:28

and that's how he came to be . But

21:31

I don't know .

21:32

I did see that it

21:35

and I only read his Wikipedia

21:37

page , I didn't click on any links off of his that

21:41

he spent millions of dollars , millions

21:43

on his 60th birthday yeah

21:46

, 60th and 70th .

21:47

Yeah , that wife's like

21:49

some hot chick who , who was also

21:52

previously married to another , like millionaire

21:54

, billionaire guy .

21:55

Yeah Well , once you get in , that you

21:58

know elite circle , you're not going back

22:00

.

22:01

They're all like like it . Just like you

22:03

bounce from all the sectors of like

22:05

journalism to like

22:08

financial

22:10

and then something to do

22:12

with education . They're always on boards

22:14

, like they're all on like 10 different boards

22:16

of this and that and it's like really

22:19

like you have all that time to run this billion

22:21

dollar company and you're on all these boards that

22:23

also affect your billion dollar company . A little weird

22:25

.

22:25

Yeah , company runs itself . He's

22:27

got to get the you know red tape out of the way . Yeah

22:30

for sure I didn't see

22:32

. I should have looked into . The only

22:34

one thing that I thought was like really

22:36

kind of interesting was I

22:38

think it was 2011 , there was a drought

22:40

in like Miami , dade County and

22:43

the average person during

22:46

that time for the year from 11

22:48

to 12 , consumed

22:51

about 108,000 gallons

22:53

of water . He was a top

22:55

five consumer on the list of people

22:57

using water at like 7.5 million

23:00

gallons that year .

23:01

And it's like not even really him . It's one

23:03

of his mansions that's just using that much

23:05

money or that much water during

23:07

the year .

23:08

Yeah , yeah , no , I'm sure it's just funny .

23:10

It's funny Like that's how much money he has .

23:12

Yeah , but there's someone that , hey

23:15

, don't water your lawn because water

23:17

is scarce , and he's probably got a mansion property

23:20

that's watering everything , oh yeah for

23:22

sure , and then if he has a problem with that

23:24

, then he'll just pay off whatever local boards

23:26

or like certifying .

23:28

It's just crazy , the corruption .

23:30

Yeah , whatever dude hit me with a fine .

23:32

Yeah , seriously . Hey

23:34

, can you beer me ? I

23:37

see why you brought her . There's no bottles left , I

23:39

think , just a can .

23:40

This is great podcasting right

23:42

here .

23:43

I'll cut this part out .

23:46

You just double speed it .

23:47

Oh , you didn't have to , you just throw it .

23:50

Oh man , that would have been great . Can I dis-golf it ? Something

23:52

would have broke .

23:53

No , can't break anything in here . Got

23:55

one expensive thing , two expensive things . Thank

24:01

you , yeah , so that was a good pick . I

24:03

like that one . That one sent me down a research . I

24:05

thought you were just going to pick sports guys . I was like this is going

24:07

to suck .

24:08

No , I was on the verge of just picking sports guys

24:11

, but you know

24:13

I looked it up and I was like I got a billionaire . Oh

24:16

, okay , the only thing I have in my notes , and I don't know

24:18

if you've heard this , but I feel like you

24:20

should have Adriana

24:22

from Sopranos .

24:23

Has a podcast with the brother

24:26

.

24:26

No .

24:27

On Tom's network . Adriana

24:31

oh , not Adriana , I'm sorry . The daughter Meadow

24:33

.

24:33

Yeah , no , okay , my bad , Adriana , like

24:35

what's the girlfriend .

24:38

Yeah , Christopher's wife that he had

24:40

to kill . Yeah , yeah .

24:41

Spoiler's . The fuck dude has

24:44

an only fans . Oh really , yeah . How old

24:46

is she now ? Almost 50 .

24:48

I was going to say 50 , right .

24:49

Maybe on the north side of 50 .

24:51

All right , okay , good for her , you're just like

24:53

damn I'll be checking Reddit and hearing

24:55

a little bit . I was going to say yeah , no

24:59

need to pay . It's like

25:02

who's the UFC chick that just went to

25:04

OnlyFans . She made more on

25:06

OnlyFans than she did her entire UFC

25:08

career .

25:09

And she's like a big name Page fans . Yeah , she's

25:12

doing OnlyFans . Yeah , is she

25:14

doing like ?

25:14

really OnlyFans ? No , no , just Spikini , do

25:17

you say she used to just be on Instagram

25:20

, in underwear , that's what she's doing . I'm working out

25:22

, I'm hot . Yeah , that's what she's doing , maybe tits

25:24

, I forget , but that's like .

25:26

You see that , and like I'm doing OnlyFans and

25:29

you see these simps fucking shell

25:31

out the $20 a month for

25:33

.

25:34

I guess , if they got the money ?

25:35

Yeah , I guess , but it's like oh , that's

25:37

what she does on Instagram , You're just paying

25:39

for Instagram .

25:41

Yeah , weird . Well , I always think back

25:43

to that story of that was on Sword

25:45

and Scale that remember that kid that was

25:48

paying that foreign OnlyFans

25:50

girl , like his parents , money spent like

25:52

$200,000 , and they confronted him and they

25:54

were like hey , you've got to stop this . He was like

25:56

, oh okay , I'll fix this , Killed

25:59

him both and his brother and

26:02

then apologized to all his other fellow simps

26:04

and the thing like I'll be going away for a while

26:06

. Guys , I'm very sorry , I

26:08

killed my parents and brother , no remorse .

26:10

Well , they were going to find out that his girlfriend

26:13

was in Romania

26:15

. He was an online hooker .

26:17

Insane , but that's pretty interesting

26:20

.

26:21

Yeah , I'm surprised you hadn't heard that , that's it

26:24

seems like that would have been in your news wheelhouse

26:26

.

26:26

I mean it would eventually got to me , but

26:29

I did . I've been watching clips

26:31

of Meadow and

26:33

I can't think of the son's name . He's real

26:35

dickhead in the series Sopranos . What's

26:37

the name ?

26:38

Isn't it Tony Junior ? Is it no , anthony

26:41

Anthony ? It's Tony Junior , I guess , so yeah

26:43

.

26:44

But they have a podcast on Tom Scorer's network

26:46

.

26:46

Oh .

26:47

Yeah , they got a bunch of clips . I was just watching

26:49

one where she like her first husband

26:51

, who was also her manager , like

26:53

went to jail for fraud and stuff , stole a bunch of

26:55

her money and shit Typical

26:58

, that's what happens to child actors

27:00

. That's what they talk about . Pretty

27:02

funny , Damn

27:04

. I forget the other thing . So you

27:07

had that . That's what you brought to this table .

27:09

Yeah .

27:09

I made a note , oh shit

27:11

.

27:12

This is a first See if I can remember it . You

27:15

made a note . See , if

27:17

I can remember it .

27:18

I thought that's what the notes for , so I put a note , but

27:20

I always think I'll remember more than I do

27:22

about my note .

27:23

You got to give it a full sentence .

27:25

One , two , three , four words . And

27:27

it says Brian's , a pussy Is

27:30

a pussy .

27:31

Okay .

27:33

So I guess he's just a country singer . Which

27:35

country's stupid ? And I

27:37

just watched the New Age country . Yeah

27:39

, cop's report or whatever I follow on

27:41

Instagram . And it's just a

27:44

cop pulled over his security

27:46

. He's writing him a ticket . He

27:48

pulls up next to him and gets out and is like what's the rush ? Like

27:51

this is taking way too long . And he's like the cops

27:53

just like , hey , get in your truck and

27:56

wait . I'm writing him a ticket . And he's like

27:58

no , no , I don't have to . And he's like

28:00

you can either get in your truck and

28:02

wait for me to finish writing this guy a simple

28:04

ticket or you can go to jail . And he busts

28:06

back with like well , you can just take me to jail

28:08

. He's like I'm not getting in my truck , okay

28:11

, gives him another chance . And then he

28:13

still fucks with him and he takes him to jail and he's

28:15

just sitting in the cop's car and he's just

28:17

like such a dickhead douche , like

28:20

this is taking too long , like loosen , these cops

28:22

. These cops are really uncomfortable . And

28:24

the cops are like , yeah , they're not made for comfort , just

28:27

a real toolbag , douche bag . But

28:30

that's what I had for notes .

28:32

Well , that's good , that's . I do love a

28:34

celebrity getting

28:36

like getting confronted by police .

28:38

Well , the real world is like that's why everybody loves

28:41

those . When like a really

28:43

like spoiled brat person gets

28:45

like they're like , you're not doing this to me

28:47

.

28:47

No , they're definitely doing this to us , I was like

28:49

I mean it was years ago but , like Reese Witherspoon

28:52

was one of my favorites where she's like do you know who I

28:54

?

28:54

am .

28:55

They're like , yeah , like , obviously

28:57

you're famous . We know who Reese Witherspoon is

28:59

.

28:59

Yeah , he pulled that shit too .

29:00

Well , I'm America's sweetheart . Like cool

29:02

America's sweetheart , hands behind your back .

29:05

Yeah , Like he pulled the same shit . He's like

29:07

you're going to feel like such an idiot when you know , when

29:09

you find out Like he's

29:11

doing his job .

29:13

You're the idiot . You know what the best

29:15

part about that is . Now that

29:17

cop gets to go back to whatever bar

29:19

all the cops had you head to after their

29:21

shift . Sit down and go . Fucking

29:24

guess who . I arrested dude .

29:25

Listen to that . His shitty song comes on the jukebox

29:28

or whatever at the bar . I've

29:30

rested this guy . He's real dickhead Right .

29:34

And I know other cops oh how could ? You do

29:36

that , it's probably high fives all around

29:38

.

29:38

Oh yeah , man Definitely . I

29:42

just thought that was funny . I'll send you that video . It's

29:44

just so embarrassing . But I

29:46

guess , like I don't know , maybe we'll never . We'll

29:48

probably never find out what it's like to be

29:50

so important when you like , get confronted

29:52

with real stuff , people are like no , no , you don't

29:55

understand . Like , this is the real world

29:57

. You did something wrong . You're getting handcuffed

29:59

.

30:00

Well , that's somebody that just hasn't

30:05

lived in the real world .

30:06

Well , love's touch with reality .

30:08

Yeah , they've lived in a place where they've

30:10

had a manager do everything for

30:12

them , where they don't have to ever be confronted

30:14

about anything , because any

30:17

situation like that they're deferring

30:19

to a manager or an

30:21

assistant or something .

30:23

I'm going to hold my stance on him being a douchebag and

30:25

I don't like country , but I will do a deep dive

30:27

, like to see who his parents were and

30:30

like is he a blue collar guy

30:32

? Is he like what did he raise ? Like in a trailer park

30:34

? Was he raised like you know ? And his parents

30:36

paid for his you know studio

30:39

time and he just got the right algorithm

30:41

, paid the right people and did gay stuff

30:44

and now they can hold it against him for the rest of his life .

30:46

Like did he ? You report back on him next

30:48

podcast All right , we'll do Zach Brian Pussy .

30:49

That's all I've got . That

30:51

was my one thing Out of what 67 episodes

30:54

. That was what

30:56

I brought to the table . I mean that is .

30:58

It is a first that you went to your phone notes and went , you

31:00

know phone

31:06

notes and went . I got something .

31:08

Hell yeah , and

31:11

I remembered a lot from it with

31:13

four words .

31:13

That was good . Yeah , I like I try to give myself

31:16

a sentence on what I'm like , just a spark

31:18

, whatever thought I had at the time

31:20

. So should I ? I don't know

31:23

, zach Pussy is a pretty good spark

31:25

, I think , agreed . What other country

31:27

guys are pussies ? Probably most of them .

31:29

Whoa geez , I don't know , which

31:32

ones are cool .

31:35

Maybe that's not as famous .

31:37

Pop country yeah .

31:39

I would . I don't know , chris Stapleton is huge

31:42

, but he seems like

31:44

a dude . That is kind of cool that

31:48

oh fuck , I can't remember the guy's

31:50

name , but he was like wearing a meat

31:52

eater shirt . He was on

31:54

an episode of Meat Eater with Steven Rinella . Like

31:58

him and the guys he's on tour with , they

32:00

went in north of South

32:02

Dakota like Antelope hunting and was like

32:04

yeah , this dude sounds like a pretty

32:07

down to earth guy .

32:08

I think she said it who Luke

32:11

Combs ? That one's cool .

32:13

Zach .

32:13

Brian's a pussy Luke .

32:14

Combs is cool . Yeah , bear well . Luke

32:17

Combs , at least in one episode of a TV show on

32:19

Netflix , made him seem like a down

32:21

to earth dude .

32:22

Also , I do realize I'm a 37 year old guy

32:24

with a what ?

32:27

Rick and Morty t-shirt on .

32:29

T-shirt calling Brian a pussy . I get

32:31

it , I understand .

32:32

I think you could beat him in a fight .

32:34

Oh , absolutely not . I mean , he's like 20 something and

32:36

fit . Definitely

32:40

couldn't beat the editor's handcuffs though .

32:42

Yeah , that is I liked . These

32:44

aren't comfortable . Can you adjust these ?

32:47

No , Especially

32:49

like I guess the best

32:51

part of it is just his indignant , like

32:53

just unself-aware

32:55

attitude he had when he was like

32:57

he thought he was just going to tell the cop how

32:59

it is , like he was going to boss him around , show

33:02

him what he should be doing .

33:04

Oh , I do have something that I forgot

33:06

Labor Day

33:08

weekend up the mountains and we're

33:10

hanging out by the fire drinking

33:12

beer , smoking a cigar and

33:14

let me get some cigars for in here you smoke inside

33:17

. Yeah who cares ? Yeah , okay

33:19

, it's not cigarettes . I don't

33:21

give a fuck , I'll smoke a cigar in here ? I really

33:23

don't care , but we're

33:25

smoking cigars sitting by the fire and

33:28

we're out in Potter County , which is real

33:30

dark , like the view of the stars is just

33:32

immaculate . I love going there

33:34

and I just look up and I was like what

33:36

the fuck is that ? And

33:38

it dawned on me that I saw this . I saw or

33:41

the people up there , we all saw Elon Musk's Starlink

33:43

going through the sky , just like the line of satellites

33:46

going at , like 50 satellites

33:48

in a line , just like straight across going

33:50

across the sky . I was pretty fucking sick to see .

33:52

Yeah , that's cool . I

33:54

think everybody was posting on the local thing around here

33:56

. They saw at the other night and I was like huh

33:58

, that was pretty cool , it was pretty cool , especially

34:01

like you could see all these other stars and

34:03

it's so random out there

34:06

.

34:06

There's like real no patterns and besides

34:08

like the couple constellations that everybody

34:10

knows about Big dipper , yeah , little dipper . And

34:12

then you just see this straight line

34:15

of Orion's belt satellites that are coming

34:17

through . You got any others ?

34:19

That's it , it stopped right there . And

34:21

that Orion belt , just because of Men in Black .

34:24

The galaxy is on . Orion's belt

34:26

.

34:30

Now that's cool , I mean , I just keep thinking

34:32

, like I've got I don't know , I've got the five year plan

34:34

. Like I'll have a mountain house in five

34:36

years , maybe not a house , maybe a trailer

34:38

on a plot of land , I don't know , maybe an

34:41

RV On some land , but

34:43

that's the plan for the next five years . Well

34:46

, when ?

34:46

you get it out there , you'll be invited . For

34:48

sure I'll be there looking for Starlink

34:51

. We'll have some four-wheelers .

34:52

Go fishing Fuck yeah , but not

34:54

trouts . We're gonna have a pond with bass

34:56

. Okay , get some lake trout . Still

34:59

some trout . I could do that . That's

35:01

mostly what I've been watching recently

35:03

on Instagram is just like homesteads

35:05

and off-grid living . That's

35:07

like man , this is awesome , but some of them don't

35:09

have hot water and you're like , ah , this seems

35:12

cool right now , like you're outside , you

35:14

got a little chickens and goats , but you're

35:16

not washing your hands when you touch stuff that's dirty .

35:19

I've seen some of those videos and they're all

35:21

pretty cool , until they

35:24

bring you inside their house and

35:27

they're like washing some dishes or doing

35:29

something inside and they're like . Well , let me tell you about

35:31

the American education system .

35:32

You know okay .

35:35

They just . You do good work outside of your

35:37

house , but obviously

35:39

you're off the grid for a reason .

35:41

Oh , we're homeschooling our four-kit children Like

35:44

oh man , and most of our rules come

35:46

from the Bible . You're like fuck

35:48

, You're doing so well . Homesteading seems so cool

35:50

man .

35:50

it's like I was so on your side

35:52

for a long time .

35:54

I could probably file them with the government . But it's then

35:57

, it's like also , man , these gays

35:59

like , oh , come on guy .

36:01

Have you seen them ? I

36:03

mean , it's gotta go , you gotta be some

36:05

crossover for like the lumberjack

36:08

, like Instagram , like real stuff

36:10

.

36:10

No , I don't think I've seen any . I've watched the games

36:13

where they do the job .

36:14

No , not that I'm saying like dudes , like out

36:16

on a homestead or at a mountain house , just like

36:18

these fucking giant you know , log

36:20

rounds splitting on with a wedge or a

36:22

hammer .

36:23

They're making their own log cabin . Except watch those

36:25

.

36:25

No , just like they have a log cabin and then outside

36:27

of the log cabin is just a whole

36:29

shit ton of wood , like the log

36:32

rounds that they're using a mall

36:34

or a sledgehammer and a wedge to split .

36:36

No , I've seen a few of those .

36:38

Yeah , that's what I'm saying . So there's

36:40

that which . It's a bunch of hunky

36:42

dudes that are like having chicks . Look at them

36:44

, see you're losing me .

36:45

That's why I'm like I've seen people cut wood , I've

36:48

seen people cut down trees . Never

36:50

once was I like oh , hunky dudes .

36:52

Yeah , it's because you're , so you know , anti

36:54

gay . You can't appreciate that is not

36:56

true .

36:57

I'm pro pro whatever you want . You

36:59

just can't appreciate the male anatomy .

37:01

No , look , it's fine , it's just not

37:03

like you're saying you don't , I'm

37:05

not , I'm , neither am I . They just come up .

37:07

It sounds like the algorithms got you dude . Well

37:10

, sometimes it is like hunky sports players

37:12

hunky woodsmen , hunky

37:14

frisbee throwers . Now

37:17

there's a through line there .

37:19

It's not hunks playing frisbee , they're just

37:21

kind of dweebs .

37:24

With their shirts off . No , oh , all right .

37:26

Only Burke Kreischer . You

37:28

know well . The point I'm getting at is that you see

37:30

enough of those videos and then it slides

37:33

you over to a couple butch

37:35

lesbians that are doing the same shit and you're like oh

37:37

, like it's . It's not just for

37:39

you know , chicks looking at dudes , it's

37:42

for chicks trying to find other chicks .

37:44

Now that I can get behind , like all right , let's

37:47

see her take her shirt off .

37:48

Yeah , she would be getting behind you for sure

37:50

.

37:51

Yeah , I understand how that works

37:53

, but you can still dream and still think about

37:55

like all right this is way better than watching a dude

37:57

right Sometimes ?

37:59

I've always argued the case like it's just so

38:01

. Okay , you argue the case . Now , when you play

38:04

a video game , are you making your character ?

38:05

a dude or a chick .

38:06

Dude , because I'm a dude , but especially

38:09

if it's a third person game . Now you're just staring

38:11

at dude ass the whole time . You're playing a video

38:13

game .

38:14

I don't know , you're kind of seeing from above .

38:16

It's not right behind their ass . Either

38:20

way , I think

38:22

you're staring at a dude the whole time , while

38:24

you could just make a chick and be staring at a chick

38:26

while you play the game .

38:28

I guess , I don't know , that's

38:30

. That's a stretch , that's

38:32

a stretch . I think there's something weird with the guy

38:34

that always picks the female character .

38:36

I mean every time . Sure , that's weird

38:38

.

38:38

But sometimes you're like , I mean , I

38:41

could only see it if it's like a competitive

38:43

like and there's less mass to hit . That's

38:45

what I could see . Besides , that , I don't know

38:47

, says something about your psyche . If you're

38:49

picking the female character when you're like going to build

38:51

a character .

38:52

I mean , I'm usually making a dude , but I've

38:54

seen this argument I mean on

38:56

. Halo , I always did . You couldn't

38:58

change what they look like yeah , because

39:00

they had the armor on . But you could change the

39:02

voice . Okay , and I always made Master

39:05

Chief the chick voice just because

39:07

the dying sounds were funnier , All right

39:09

.

39:09

I mean , that's a rhyme and a reason . Sounds

39:12

good on paper . Yeah , it's funny . Yeah

39:14

, Well , probably other reasons for that Look

39:16

.

39:16

I , I'm a chick on the inside . Is that

39:18

what you're ? You're asking for ? No

39:20

real plans by birthday coming up end of September

39:23

. Oh right , not planning

39:25

or doing anything for it .

39:26

Oh , you should become really good friends with your neighbors , and then

39:28

we can have them on the podcast

39:32

, but I get it .

39:34

Nothing really Okay , got to start throwing

39:36

some invites out for get some guests on

39:39

. Yeah , definitely Tired of talking about you

39:41

.

39:42

It's brutal . It really is . I feel

39:44

bad because I've got nothing to say , Like

39:46

I need somebody to bring up subjects

39:48

and then I can just spout off the mouth recklessly . That's

39:51

my favorite part .

39:52

Yeah , you need conversation to be happening , that

39:54

you can just derail , yes , derail

39:56

, chime in add to some

39:59

would perspectives . Some

40:01

would say take away , but I guess it

40:04

depends on what side of the coin you're on .

40:06

True that ? When are we gonna

40:08

have Brit on again ?

40:09

I don't know If she wants to come

40:11

back on . It's not like she has to .

40:13

Yeah , I need to know more about the

40:15

second wave of COVID and how

40:17

bad it's going to be , and we should all be masking up again

40:19

.

40:20

Yeah right , that's not going to happen .

40:22

And when these freaking the heroes

40:24

are going to be like now , they're not heroes , right , Are

40:27

nurses still heroes ? I don't think so anymore . I

40:29

got to mode it back to regular people civilians

40:31

.

40:31

So same with teachers , same with you . Know

40:33

everybody All right , cops

40:36

are below . You know regular people .

40:38

at this point , they went down and didn't come

40:41

back up . All right

40:43

, here's something . How about the dude that escaped from

40:45

Cheshire County ? Oh yeah

40:47

there . Did you see anything ?

40:48

about that . I saw he was inside

40:51

Longwood Gardens and then I saw

40:53

I don't know I didn't do

40:55

any research to verify it , but

40:57

they said I saw like a little

40:59

clip of a video where it

41:01

was whatever prison yard he was in

41:03

had a spot

41:05

where these two walls where

41:08

like the wall for the tower and a wall for

41:10

something were close enough that he did , like

41:12

Spider-Man , crawl with his feet in hand straight

41:14

up to get over a doorway to get

41:16

out . And that's how he did .

41:18

Yeah , pretty crazy . I mean he learned that from like

41:20

another inmate that did it like a couple weeks

41:23

before . Yeah , it's like reinforce it with barbed wire

41:25

.

41:25

They obviously didn't work . Yeah , I

41:27

did see that he escaped . The

41:29

same way a different inmate escaped and

41:31

they didn't do anything to stop it .

41:33

Yeah , they were searching our station for him . And

41:36

then just like all of like down in Kennet

41:38

Square , like Longwood Gardens area

41:41

Pretty crazy , like I was talking

41:43

with a cop buddy and I'm like why don't they just use

41:45

like infrared at night , like

41:47

go there like one o'clock in the morning over

41:50

the forest and just find them and it's like

41:52

, oh well , it can't go through the canopy of leaves

41:54

. It's like , huh , I

41:56

thought they had like shit that could do it .

41:58

Figured you to have the technology for that , yeah

42:00

like I've seen .

42:01

what was that TV show with Chris Pratt

42:03

we watched ? Definitely could do that

42:05

Terminalist . Yeah , apparently they don't have

42:07

that technology , you think ?

42:08

the TV show was lying to us .

42:11

Yeah , like why aren't they sending out like a SEAL team

42:14

to go get them ? And

42:17

it's like the same thing with the last

42:19

manhunt . My buddy was telling me he's like the

42:22

guy that killed the two state troopers up

42:24

up in the Poconos or whatever . He's

42:26

like so they send . First of all , it was a

42:28

holiday week . This , this last

42:30

one , the guy that they're looking for right now , it like

42:32

fell on holiday week and I was like , oh

42:35

shit , all these cops are getting overtime

42:37

, holiday pay . It's going to be awesome for

42:39

them . But the same thing when they

42:41

had that guy , they were doing a manhunt , everybody's

42:43

getting overtime . They're bringing up every cop from

42:45

the state and , like

42:47

he said , so he found

42:50

something that may have been what

42:52

, like the guy used or trashed . The guy

42:54

left and so he calls over his

42:56

like higher up and he's like , hey , this

42:58

, I found this here , he might be in this

43:00

location . And he goes , yeah , go

43:02

ahead , sends him off . And then , like

43:04

the next day , he's like the dude's like reporting

43:07

as he found it and like taking the credit , because

43:09

all these manhunts are just

43:11

ways for people to get promoted . It's

43:13

hilarious because it's just there's . Just

43:15

once you realize corruption is everywhere , you

43:18

kind of like just start being really what

43:20

am I like ? Real negative and like

43:22

skeptical , very skeptical of

43:24

everything . And then so he said this last

43:26

one , like somebody suggested like , hey

43:28

, we should get horses like they could ride

43:30

them . They're hired , they'll be able to see more

43:32

, like let's ride them through . And then , like you know , a

43:35

three days later this the superiors

43:37

like hey , we should get , we should go here and

43:39

get some horses from Bob

43:41

, like his idea . Like oh man

43:44

, awesome , that's all I

43:46

have on that , but he's five foot tall , like I mean

43:48

, he killed a woman like I'm not too worried about

43:50

the dude took 30 stabs to kill her .

43:52

I mean maybe it's , maybe it took two and

43:54

he had an extra 28 just cause .

43:57

Yeah , a legal immigrant . Yeah

44:00

, Thanks a lot , biden .

44:04

But I was younger . I remember I

44:06

had a tournament up not in

44:08

the Poconos , but up near that way , and

44:11

that weekend we're headed up to

44:13

that tournament . There is whatever prison

44:15

up that way someone escaped

44:17

from and they're like , hey , you escaped . And then they think

44:19

he floated down the river and I was

44:21

like the river that's like runs through where

44:24

we're playing . The soccer tournament is like , are we

44:26

all going to get stabbed ? Like waiting

44:28

between games .

44:29

Well , guess it didn't happen . I know

44:32

20 K on that guy , though I wish I could

44:34

find him . You need the dog out here . Dog

44:37

the bounty on it . Yeah , in

44:40

Hawaii you'd fight in fires .

44:45

I was going to make it generally . There's

44:48

no , no criminals running around right now .

44:51

Well , and I know , I think that's

44:53

a different island . Yeah , right .

44:54

No , I think the fires were written , now are just

44:56

. I don't semantics . I'm

45:00

talking about shit I don't really know , so skip

45:02

this part All right .

45:03

Well , this is another episode of the express lane podcast

45:06

with Kevin Stan Peace

45:08

. See you .