In episode six, suicide! Finally! The ultimate simple solution to a complicated problem! Get in there Face/Off, we can do it! Pull up your boots and grit your tits!

Also in this episode: food and/or lack thereof, militia nut-jobs who get to keep their cash, metaphor movies, body-switch movies, trigger movies, sacred cows shoved from precarious pedestals, the validity of art as an institution, hairy knuckles, and the Oscar goes to Harve Presnell!