It's Friday! A new day is upon us! Reading, thinking, and talking is hard! What a lesson! Some less than tantalizing Face/Off trivia today! Feeling pretty much base-line about the whole situation! Ignore these exclamation marks! They are meaningless!

Also in this episode*: haters get fed to alligators, Jack Nicholson in drag, a bold Face/Off conspiracy theory, boredom, my dogs sleeping on the floor, and some kind of dispute over t-shirt sales!

*Some or all of the items listed may or may not appear in episode.