Welcome to The Face/Off Podcast! It's some sorta whack-ass, new-age, self-help, bro-spiritual, pseudo-intellectual, rambling, hippy idiot's fever dream of an apocalyptic hellscape paradise by way of endless dip-shittery, and bottomless buckets of duck dick crazy notions, musings, and paranoid misgivings! Plus: 18% more Face/Off in this episode!

Also: Betraying the instincts, elevators, The Matrix, writing advice for kleptopsychics, racism, sexism, trans-phobia, homo-phobia, hate-filled hearts, fat hearts, fat bodies, fat brains, fat thoughts, Jack Reacher revisited, robbery, Tyra Banks, growing changing, mutating, becoming something new and exciting, and a brief appearance by Eckhart Tolle!