Yeah! Throwing off the chains of oppression and biting the thumb of the system that feeds us! It's the first Non-Canonical Bonus Episode of The Face/Off Podcast! Constraints of the gorgon Face/Off are cast aside and the mind let loose to wander! I'm super tired! Freedom is pain!

Also: Whales, fate, the soul, Kurt Vonnegut, assholes on the bus, cogs in the great machine that labors only to grind us to jelly, self-loathing, a marked sense of dread at the prospect of propositioning potential future guests, and anthropomorphism!