This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we’re reading the first chapter of not here to make (girl)friends by amycarey. The summary: ‘True Love’s Kiss’ is a network cash cow and Regina Mills is an excellent producer, working under her executive producer mother, even if she feels like she’s losing a piece of her soul with every manipulated confession, or reputation ruined, or argument with her son. Emma Swan is Cora Mills’ favoured candidate to win the Suitor’s heart in season five after “that fiasco with Guinevere Rodrigues”. All Emma wants is her parents’ approval, to prove to the couple who gave her up at birth that she’s worthy of their love and praise.

Or, the one where Emma's not here to make girlfriends, but Regina sort of is.