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Okay, we're rolling right now. I just looked at Don
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Al as a man and I said, I like that
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cologne. And I smelled it the minute I walked into
1:48
the studio. But you looked at me as a man
1:50
but just shared a story about Kat. So what does that
1:52
make you? It makes
1:54
me a little confused. But in the streets we
1:56
call it sus. Oh, sus. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is such I
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got an eight-year-old son and I don't know where he gets
2:03
it But he told me daddy that's us. He
2:05
was all the cool with I'm not gonna say your son's
2:07
cuz I know you're not So I know the history our
2:09
history but for the streets and I'm
2:11
representing the streets on this mother That
2:15
sound is Suss's mother Another
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thing is such the job Is
2:20
the reason why I'm on a black couch doing
2:22
black. Well, well, we started. I want to know
2:24
we like to get that We support racist we
2:26
also wore all black. Yeah, we all were True
2:29
everybody's wearing black. It's like a boy band and
2:31
I even said when when Donnell was here 10
2:34
minutes early I didn't mean it as
2:36
a racist thing, but I said, oh shit. He's
2:38
early but it was in your eyes that it
2:40
was slightly Right. Yeah, I saw my right. I
2:42
saw your eyes. I got a little racist. Yeah,
2:44
like I didn't like the tone Oh, wow, you're
2:46
early, but you did say your publicist is a
2:48
white woman. So she keeps you on time Yeah,
2:50
you said that I didn't say that and then
2:52
you said I know he's early But we're having
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fried chicken for lunch So
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there it is, let's do it You know what
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I found out and this the stereotype black people
3:02
we have certain stereotypes, but I found out that
3:04
white people Love
3:07
fried chicken way more than black
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people I believe that and white
3:11
people will cross the color barrier
3:13
line for the best fried chicken
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all day You go to Nashville. I'm just
3:18
naturally no hood you go to New York
3:20
everywhere Why do you well they'll
3:22
cross the line in the daytime nighttime, they're not
3:24
buying a fried chicken There's no chicken that good.
3:26
No, no, no, we're risking our lives during the
3:28
day though. Yeah, but not nighttime I'm not a
3:30
whole different ball game man. I'm just I'm just
3:32
personally I love seeing that you did
3:34
a special You've always been one of my favorites
3:37
and I've we've been doing clubs together We've
3:39
been you know forever forever and you
3:41
always no matter what you if to
3:43
me You've always been like but
3:45
one of those guys I call a comics comic And
3:48
it's just a fact, you know, and and I've never seen
3:50
you not be funny ever. I've never I've been doing this
3:52
for 30 years I'm friends of
3:54
the funniest people on the planet and and
3:56
some would say I do alright to on
3:58
stage No, I'm just saying that I've
4:00
never seen you not destroy a
4:03
room. I've never seen it. I don't know how
4:05
many shows that goes. I just had a confrontation
4:07
with another African American doing Black History Month, right?
4:09
And they had some question of if I'm funny.
4:11
The most important. Who said that? What? Good
4:14
guy. I've said that stage work, because I see it, right?
4:16
I just hate this man, but it's just like. I don't
4:18
understand it, because you're a monster, and we've all seen it
4:20
at the last factor. You're such a monster. Nobody wants to
4:23
follow you. And then when they're like,
4:25
Hulkam's going after Donnell, I was like, for
4:27
what? Go after Donnell. It wasn't
4:29
even going on. You know how, like, I got to put it
4:31
like this. Friendship and loyalty is everything. You
4:33
know what I'm saying? You guys have been with each
4:35
other forever, and I know y'all been in brother situations
4:37
where y'all fight or whatever, but at the end of
4:39
the day, y'all are friends. At the end of the
4:42
day, I really feel like this. If somebody attacks
4:44
you, they attack you, correct? You know what I'm saying?
4:46
I really feel that way. That's the type of friendship
4:48
y'all have. And that's the type of friendship that I
4:50
have with Dave Chappelle, right? So this guy,
4:52
Corey Hulken, I hate this because it's going to give him
4:54
props or whatever, and his name is going to come up.
4:57
For some time, he's been bashing. Good
4:59
friend of mine, Dave Chappelle, right?
5:02
Bashing Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle is this.
5:05
Dave Chappelle is not funny. Dave Chappelle
5:07
be bombing and all this type of
5:09
stuff, right? And I am a person
5:11
that try to stay away from negative
5:14
energy, but in some cases, it's something
5:16
that's going to trigger you, right? And
5:18
another thing, don't get me wrong, I
5:20
think Corey Hulken is a very funny guy. He's
5:23
funny. He's one of those shocking guys. He stands
5:25
in his truth. And whatever people feel about him,
5:28
to have a comic or to know a
5:30
comic that could have an
5:32
audience where they're grunting and
5:34
they're on the verge of walking out and
5:37
booing, and then in a split second, you
5:40
flip it and everybody's laughing. He can
5:42
do that. Yeah, he's do that. Like I
5:44
say- I've not seen him, sorry. Yeah, but I say like,
5:47
I say that's sort of like Tom Brady energy. And
5:49
if you want to compare like a quarterback situation, I
5:51
feel like my style is more like Michael Vick.
5:53
I'm trying to score a touchdown every time. Yeah, you're
5:55
going. I'm not going to go in the pocket. Bro,
5:58
I've seen you. I've seen you crush- a
6:00
room by making noises. I've
6:02
seen you crush a room by literally like singing
6:04
and making like I've seen you do five minutes
6:06
of shit where you're just I don't
6:08
you're communicating that your special was
6:10
like a sermon almost. Well hold on before you get
6:13
to that. But let me let me let me let
6:15
me get on the whole. All right. So with with
6:17
this. So I already knew that he had a certain
6:19
issue with Dave which for me people say why you
6:21
care because it's my good friend. Right.
6:23
I knew that at some point that I was going
6:25
to see him and I wanted to question him about
6:27
it. Not like your motherfucker but like how could you
6:29
say that. You know I'm saying why are you putting
6:31
that type of negativity out in the world when you
6:34
know this guy's character you know what he's done for
6:36
comedy. You know what he's done for other comics. You
6:38
know one of the most celebrated comics out there.
6:40
You don't got to be on a motherfucker dick
6:42
for that. But the reality of it is that
6:45
you rather talk about what your personal feelings are
6:47
about this guy opposed to talking about what make
6:49
this guy to what
6:51
for some people to go. Right.
6:53
So I was at a comedy
6:55
club the other night and
6:58
I was I was assuming that I was close
7:00
it was a three shows I was so when I was closing
7:02
I don't go check the list or anything right. So I'm sitting
7:04
in the back I go on stage and then
7:06
when I get off I'm like I thought it's gonna be like good
7:08
night. We got another guest we
7:11
got another guest. Comedy is going to come on blah blah
7:13
blah. Corey Hocham 5150 right.
7:16
And I was like oh shit I want to hear this.
7:18
You know told my guy let's sit down and everything. And
7:22
Corey projects the idea of this
7:24
theory that if Hollywood the only
7:27
way you can be successful if
7:29
you do certain type of sexual favors basically
7:32
this is his cat William. Yeah this is this
7:34
is what he said. Any
7:37
man if you are in more than
7:39
three movies in Hollywood
7:41
you suck the dick. And
7:44
that was the trigger for me. That was the
7:46
trigger for me because now I'm not who you're
7:48
a. What was triggered for me. Of course I
7:50
had the my relationship with David in the back
7:52
of my head right. But then when he said
7:54
that I was counting how many movies I'd be
7:56
here right. Wait
8:03
Smiling the whole time I was frowning when I did
8:05
it. Yeah, I like this I go to I was
8:07
and I'm like and I said and I know that
8:09
the rule is you don't have I don't consider I
8:12
go I think wait a minute Corey. I said um,
8:14
I said, uh, I said I've been in three movies
8:16
and I'm dick-free Right
8:21
I've been in three movies and I'm dick-free and
8:23
then he didn't know it was first He's
8:26
like Donnell and he and
8:28
I said, yeah, then then he says oh man,
8:30
um Comedians don't
8:33
like me because I've told the truth. I
8:35
said Corey you do tell a truth I
8:38
said, but sometimes you say some sideways shit which provoked him
8:40
He knew where I was getting that with that right and
8:42
it was like, oh your boy is not
8:44
funny or whatever He's saying all this shit,
8:46
right and I'm like this. Now. This is what
8:48
I really got pissed. He was like He
8:51
said Donnell you are you're a mild comedian
8:55
What media mild comedian as he watched you
8:57
has no listen listen, you know, you're a
8:59
mild comedian Then he said you're
9:01
not your ketchup. You're not hot sauce, right?
9:04
It's just just and I know I haven't
9:07
haven't owned a pair of Timbalands in a long time Right.
9:09
So people will question my gangster like this take the
9:11
other day was like, where's your Tim's? I was like
9:14
I don't know. Yeah, does that make me
9:16
a bitch? Motherfucker man, right? And
9:19
I was like, I wonder I wanted to borrow
9:21
somebody Tim's yeah, whatever right and then it got
9:23
ugly He was like you never worth these
9:25
cuz I was like, bro. I
9:27
came from the grimeiest spots I
9:30
did the nastiest rooms in Brooklyn and
9:32
then he went on to say What
9:35
do you say? You're not um, he said you're
9:37
you're you're a mild comic then he asked the
9:39
audience He was like he said you think you're
9:41
strong comic. I said no, I don't think I'm
9:43
a strong comic I'm a beast motherfucker. Yeah, and
9:45
he tried to get the audience to ride
9:48
with him. Yeah, it was over after that you
9:50
know, and that's how that happened it didn't it's
9:53
so funny because Then
9:56
I'm being petty right right so I go
9:58
back to Google and I'm like, wait a minute He's
10:00
been in six movies So
10:06
I just don't get the point like him
10:08
bring him up on him talk You know
10:10
who is him talking down about Chappelle or
10:13
you like that product? It's not gonna it
10:15
doesn't help anything. No and no one's gonna see being egging go.
10:17
I want to buy a ticket No, no,
10:19
no, no, no, you're wrong. You think no 100%
10:22
I was talking to one of my content Producers
10:25
once right and we were just talking about what daniel
10:27
what daniel's brand what daniel's brand is right? And not
10:29
my brand is bringing people together having a good time,
10:31
right? And then I said we're gonna stay on that
10:34
path, right? We're gonna stick with that He was like
10:36
you right. Um, he called me old like you just
10:38
called me. Oh, would you call me? Oh gee, I
10:40
told you legend legend. That's like saying you're correct. Yeah
10:48
Mid 40s 50 but we haven't got often get
10:50
foot. I called you old. Yeah, surprise you were
10:52
on time John said dad called
10:54
me dad the other day. Yes. I lost my thought.
10:56
What would I say? What are you saying? I'm wrong
10:58
on negativity? Like I don't know. So I'll take it
11:00
in my country gets views Well
11:02
different but some people want different things You
11:04
don't say in some places it will get
11:07
so tickets and I told my contact guy
11:09
I was like he said
11:11
yeah, we're gonna stay positive because
11:13
negativity and toxicity Doesn't
11:15
win. I was like yes, it it
11:18
does win. It does give me
11:20
an example though Who's
11:22
been a super negative comic that has reached heaven
11:24
heaven. Well, that's a different level.
11:26
No, not that I'm saying They're
11:28
like big successful comics. None
11:30
of them are that going after people. Nobody don't have
11:32
time But that's my point But those other the ones
11:35
that you're talking about don't have
11:37
certain opportunities I think that they go
11:39
travel into a situation because this is
11:41
all I have it This is the
11:43
only way you can get a following
11:46
by being a Appointed hater you
11:48
can you but then you if you ask that
11:50
to buy tickets It's like how you want to
11:52
make your money Yeah, like we got the type
11:54
of history that when we started the bad guy
11:56
didn't win you had to be likable You
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had to be good to anybody, but you don't
12:02
have to do any of that anymore Yeah All
12:04
you got to do is engage now some people
12:06
they get comfortable in what their brand is you
12:08
got engaged when I say that Whatever though how
12:11
they register how much money you get for certain
12:13
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12:15
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12:17
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12:20
draws people to go to go
12:22
to fill up an arena. Yeah, fill up a try.
12:24
Yeah You know, right. Well, you know, that's the thing
12:26
I was that I did a show two nights ago
12:29
with Jay Moore And Jay Moore's back.
12:31
Jay Moore had a little problem with him
12:33
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12:35
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12:37
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12:39
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12:41
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12:44
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12:46
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12:48
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Oh, I I thought I thought well then it
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But but but you know you go It's
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13:05
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13:07
Jay No, he had you actually said people like that
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Yeah, but at that time around guys right
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I don't care who you are out there.
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everything else. Everything you've got.
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If you got to follow, but you know what's so funny?
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It's always been a question and I'll visit. Can you follow
17:59
somebody? Personally, I've never been afraid of
18:01
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18:04
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18:06
I think when you go up there with the notion I want
18:08
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18:13
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18:25
minutes Dick whether they feel
18:27
you can't say that so you Man,
18:30
I'm black. I'm homophobic Many
18:33
movies around
18:36
me at all Here
18:44
March women's free Don't
18:50
have a homophobic bone in there by Yeah,
18:54
man, but I've had situations
18:56
where I had to have the pace. I'm like
18:58
this dude just ripped I mean I've been behind
19:00
people where it's like they still saying oh shit
19:02
to that guy's joke But I think the part
19:04
of following everything I think is just a mental
19:06
thing and being able to shift that energy and
19:08
get them On to you you have you've always
19:10
been this bill have this ability to dominate the
19:12
audience like you set the tone Yeah, like when
19:14
you go up, it's just it doesn't say way
19:16
that's when you say that man. Yeah, I try
19:19
to do the same thing I mean, but that's
19:21
why I've always just loved watching you because that
19:23
like that energy is what I I
19:25
vibe. I appreciate it Yeah, man. It's just like a
19:27
different thing But you know, I'll
19:29
connect your connection from the beginning. What is
19:31
it? We were both with cyber APA. Is
19:34
that what it was? Yes, and when you
19:36
remember a woman named Marianne, Rebecca Yes, that
19:38
was the first agent and that's when the
19:40
APA was considered at the top four agencies
19:42
in the country still around Yeah, yeah We
19:45
were with them. They were they were there especially with
19:47
comedy. Yeah, well, it's with comedy that like when we
19:49
were young you to Charlie Chaplin who else? That's
19:59
always There's something about age
20:01
that's a great equalizer. It's just like I see you and
20:03
I just I want to hug you because I were Both
20:05
in the same fuck. Well, I will tell you this I
20:07
say what the thing that um, I Appreciate
20:09
about you and when I said
20:11
I wanted to do or be I
20:14
want to be a white man. That's not it You
20:17
heard it. No. No what I'm saying is For
20:20
a motherfucker like you to be a
20:22
killer like you were and stand
20:25
up But you like at the
20:27
beginning was getting acting roles. Yeah Cuz
20:30
I'm one of the an actor first I thought yeah So
20:33
I spent a lot of time Like really
20:35
really studying acting like being in class doing
20:37
scenes doing play a work I did I
20:40
did a play at least at least one
20:42
usually two plays a year in LA how
20:44
many auditions ten years? How many auditions of?
20:47
Thousand thousand auditions and got seven nine thousand
20:49
knows you get yeah you get it It's
20:51
just a million knows but when you get
20:53
that yes that can turn to a seven
20:55
year job. Oh, man Did
20:58
you ever fall in that don't know that was like
21:00
the I mean you've done movies But I'm sure you've
21:02
had offers to like really go down that road where
21:05
I can pull thing I've
21:07
been lucky enough early on I
21:09
was with the same agency right early on and
21:12
this was a time like of my generation Of
21:14
deaf comedy jams or whatever. It was just like
21:16
one way You just did shows you did this
21:18
you did the children's circuit But it was not
21:20
too many people of my generation doing law and
21:22
order Doing a third watch that's
21:24
right stuff like that and I just
21:26
happened to I had this Oh,
21:29
I started a sketch group years ago, right? It was
21:31
called a secret society and then we
21:33
some of my managers we we set up a
21:36
Showcase right and everybody was all
21:38
excited because it was like a very black
21:41
sketch group We it was like
21:43
12 of us whatever and nobody was doing sketch on
21:46
stages like that So we did a showcase and
21:48
we invited all the agencies out and
21:51
then the next day Jason Steinberg phone was
21:55
Bringing off the hook. I've never had any training or
21:57
anything. I just realized a lot of my jokes were
21:59
like three-dimensional Like instead of just telling them
22:01
as jokes, I can make these these characters.
22:03
I've never had any training anything but then
22:05
we got then That
22:08
got on and then I was with an agent
22:10
and they was sitting me out and I was so green I
22:13
mean I was getting blown away in audition I mean one
22:15
time I was audition with this girl and
22:17
I had the script like this I'm looking back and
22:19
forth and she started shitting on me She threw the
22:21
script up and just and going back
22:24
to send all the nose like I I
22:26
think maybe my third audition I booked
22:28
the law and order thing, but I never ever
22:31
took acting that serious. I took
22:33
stand-up Yeah, I went to theater
22:35
school in New York I went to formal theater
22:37
news. Yeah, you know, I started everything but now
22:40
I can now and I Know
22:42
the history that I could see why
22:44
you were where you were but the same time to
22:46
be focused on being a great Actor
22:49
and a great comic not too many people do that shit.
22:51
Well, man, it was it was it was our Grind
22:54
all the time But you know I was
22:56
also lucky because I came up with some
22:58
people like I remember like if you see
23:00
what it takes to be like a really
23:02
Successful actor like Bradley Cooper when
23:04
that dude would work on an audition He would
23:07
work on that audition for three days straight Like
23:09
he was he was working with his acting
23:11
coach and like people like that Do they
23:13
just for the one audition so everything was
23:15
considered the clothing they were even the soles
23:17
of their shoes Like how does it make
23:19
me feel when I walk in leather shoes
23:21
versus rubber shoes? How does this is a
23:23
belt on time? What are the things in
23:25
between the scenes? He's an actor. Oh, they
23:28
would work on I'm talking about details So
23:30
when they get up there in front of
23:32
those people they're doing shit that the writer
23:34
and the director never thought about Yeah, what
23:36
they would guys like that would do is
23:38
they go I know you have an idea watch
23:40
this and then they you they go what the
23:42
fuck is this and you can't compete with that
23:44
But that's so funny You said that because when
23:46
I first started going on the auditions They would
23:48
send me out on stuff and I was like
23:50
they don't fucking they don't they don't get it
23:52
because I go out And the breakdown be like
23:55
like a beach hunk Right.
23:57
I have never been called hunky or
23:59
anything They'd be like, B-chunk, and I'd be like,
24:02
yo motherfucker, y'all know I ain't on. But
24:05
they was like, Donnell, to your point, they
24:07
was like this, you want to be
24:09
in the room. Because a lot of times, they
24:11
don't know what they want, and you can show them
24:14
something different. But I never
24:16
was that serious, but I was so disrespectful to acting.
24:20
There was a couple of roles. I remember this
24:22
one, it was a movie with Cameron the Rapper,
24:24
right? It was one of those, you
24:26
know, like movies, and I knew who I was playing,
24:28
right? And I was always just focused on stand up.
24:30
And I'd be in a comedy club, I'm like, man,
24:33
I ain't got to read all this shit. I'll just sit in
24:35
the chair, and I'll be like, okay, I'm
24:37
doing this, right? I wasn't reading the
24:40
script, but it was so funny, because I
24:42
came to work one day, and I was
24:44
all happy. I'm telling everybody,
24:46
yo, what's up? Hey, y'all, what's up, motherfucker? We
24:48
got this shit, ride or die, right? And
24:51
I was wondering why everybody was looking away from me, they
24:54
wouldn't look me in my eyes, right? I didn't know, I was
24:56
going to get killed that day. Fuck.
25:00
Damn. And you're like, yo, I'm
25:02
all like, Lord, I'm eating a dollar good, fellow.
25:05
Nobody wants to make eye contact with me. Page
25:07
three, yeah. Nobody wants to make eye contact with
25:10
me, right? So, yeah, look, I'm like, uh-huh. Oh,
25:13
shit. Oh, no. This is my last day
25:15
at work. Do you find out at
25:17
the table, Reed, sometimes? Man, I skipped
25:19
that, it was a ghetto joint. I was just like, yo,
25:22
I want me to act, I'll fucking act. I'll take it
25:24
page by page, day by day. But I was like, fuck
25:26
that. I didn't go out like that, right? Yeah. But
25:29
look, it was a scene, yo, it was a
25:31
scene where I get shot, right? I get
25:33
out the car, and I'm
25:36
not talking about shot with like one gun, I'm talking
25:38
about they got 8Ks and everything, right? Yo,
25:41
I was like, if this was my last time on
25:43
this set, I was supposed to die
25:45
in two seconds, right? I took
25:47
a minute and a half. I took
25:50
a minute. My children. Yo, look, I
25:52
was, yo, I was, I know they
25:54
would probably do this slow motion. I
25:56
was like, fuck that, I'm gonna die
25:59
in slow motion. I
26:01
was running up the steps and y'all they shoot me
26:03
in the back They like this I
26:12
read up the steps I ran
26:14
it that they still shoot me right and I'm like
26:16
this I Took like
26:19
50 shots and I slid down
26:21
though. I was so dramatic. I slid down the
26:23
wall like this And
26:32
look I'm admitted in at the end. I was like still
26:34
not dead Then
26:36
I did like this I did like this And
26:40
I was like, yeah, it was like like we got
26:43
it Using that
26:45
take but there's a funny thing, you know Keith Robinson
26:47
in New York, right? He's an asshole But when I
26:49
say I say the most friendly way he's done so
26:51
much for so many people's career, right? And
26:54
we always had this like like love-hate
26:56
relationship in the most positive way, right?
26:59
He made me feel bad. He was like I saw
27:01
that motherfucking movie you was and I was so fucking
27:03
mad He was like I was like
27:05
get him He was rooting for
27:07
my death. He was like More
27:10
I'm like, oh Nothing
27:12
more embarrassing. I did an audition one time. I
27:14
was sucking. I was so excited about it was
27:16
a big job and I I The
27:20
character I believe was crying because
27:22
the character is like talking to the love of
27:24
his life And it was like a loose it
27:26
was a loose Rendition
27:29
of Romeo and Juliet put in modern times
27:31
with guns and all that and I'm doing
27:33
the fuck insane And I'm you know, I'm
27:35
just fucking killing it and and the
27:38
casting director goes hey Hey,
27:42
why are you crying? Really
27:45
and you know, I just thought no no Well,
27:49
I Brian Brian educated me on how you know,
27:51
can I move out here? Why like 13 14
27:53
years ago and I realized how cut you know,
27:55
I come from sports was just cutthroat I didn't
27:57
realize Hollywood is cut. Oh, yeah, Brian
28:00
Yes, cutthroat unless you suck a dick. Correct.
28:02
I like that. You just cut through that
28:04
throat. No, that's not his deep throat. Deep
28:06
throat. Deep throat. I've only been in
28:08
two movies. One more and I'm in. All back and
28:10
forth. Craig is about to boom. But
28:12
I didn't realize how cutthroat was then. Brian invites
28:14
me to the opening of one
28:16
of his movies. He's like, I'm in this, man.
28:19
His wife and kids, I go with them. I'm
28:21
in a suit. I'm like, red carpet's gonna be
28:23
sick. We're taking pictures up there. We're
28:25
sitting down watching movies. It's a cat and heart movie, right? I
28:28
forget. Okay. But we sit
28:30
down and they, yeah, Kevin Hart said it. We sit
28:32
down and we're 45 minutes into him. I'm
28:35
like, what do you come on, y'all? I
28:37
think they had me out, man. I was like, wait,
28:40
hold on. I said, hold on. They
28:42
didn't tell you. No, we're all
28:44
here. But no one told
28:46
you. Now with like the Joker, I'm
28:49
out there for five days. I'm there
28:51
for five days. I'm
28:54
with Greer Barnes. You know
28:56
Greer? Yeah, of course. Couple of
28:58
comics, we're at a table and I'm
29:00
in fucking. Clanset. Well, I got a
29:02
tight black pants, no shirt, a
29:05
bow tie, a blonde wig. Joaquin
29:07
Phoenix Joker, like big movie. Joaquin Phoenix, with that
29:10
crazy dude right there, I mean, great actor, but
29:12
he won't even look at me or say hi, which is
29:14
he's in character. And I'm sitting there in that room doing
29:16
my shit just like that. But that was, I wasn't allowed
29:18
to wear that. I had my shirt on the whole time.
29:22
And I'm just like that and we're improvising.
29:24
We're doing the shit. And we're coming back
29:27
up and forth. I'm doing my scene with
29:29
him. I'm talking to him
29:31
and I can see it, blah, blah, blah, camera here, da,
29:33
da, da. And I've just been doing this
29:35
so long. And after the fourth day, I look
29:39
at how they're shooting this shit. And I bring
29:41
Todd Phillips over. I go, Todd, come over here for a second.
29:43
He goes, what's up? He goes, you're doing a great
29:45
job. I go, yeah, good improv, right? He goes, yeah, yeah, very exciting. I
29:47
go, yeah. I go, now I'm friends with you.
29:50
So I'm going to say something. I want you to tell me
29:52
if it's true or false. I'm not going to be in this
29:54
movie. I'm on the floor. He
29:56
goes, you know, we'll see. It
30:00
is taking a turn. You see like the back of your
30:02
head. But like when I did, I had
30:04
an opportunity, Spider-Man 2. Right.
30:07
I was in that and like, but I learned my
30:09
lesson about not telling what you're doing because there was
30:11
a, I had did an
30:13
episode of Law and Order, right? Yeah. And I
30:16
had an air date and back then, you know,
30:18
again, coming from the BET and the Dev Jam,
30:20
you just didn't do stuff like that. So I
30:22
had fucking my cousins and nephews. I mean, everybody
30:24
had a watch parties everywhere and
30:26
I watched the whole fucking episode of Law
30:28
and Order, right? Cause then again, I don't read
30:30
the script. Yeah. Right. So I didn't know when I was
30:32
just waiting for me. Yo, in 30
30:35
minutes, I was like this. That's
30:41
my career. Right. I was like,
30:43
yeah. And it made me realize you can't, you
30:45
never know. And what happened was they didn't cut
30:47
me out. They switched the way the episodes were
30:49
going to be. Yeah. Even when I, when I
30:51
did Spider-Man 2, right? I
30:54
had the opening part of the opening
30:56
scene. That right. And I was so
30:58
nervous about it. I was like, I
31:00
can't tell them about him in Spider-Man 2 cause they could
31:02
cut you. Right. But the only way I knew I was
31:04
in there because Jason Steinberg, one of his good friends was
31:06
editing on that. And I was like, yo, did I make
31:08
it? And it was like, yeah. And he, and he told
31:10
me the line and everything. So
31:12
I was like, Oh shit. I'm about to be a
31:14
Spider-Man 2. Yeah. And that was, you know what? I
31:16
will say this too, but you won't say it, but
31:19
I'll say it. Like when we were coming up and we were
31:21
young, if you look to TV, it
31:23
was, you was like, you guys, you know, no,
31:25
no, no, you were, yeah. But when we were coming
31:28
up in the nineties,
31:30
TV was insanely white. So
31:32
there were so many parts for me, but
31:34
if you were black back then, there wasn't
31:36
one black TV show there really wasn't, I
31:38
mean, there really, if you, there was a
31:40
stretch of time, that was it. But I
31:42
mean, and that you could almost say that
31:44
there's not yet very few, like every pilot
31:46
that came down, every single
31:48
pilot had five white people on
31:51
a couch. Yeah. It's just what it was. If
31:54
you were young and a really talented comic like
31:56
yourself, there wasn't that you probably,
31:58
that just weren't a lot. a lot of
32:00
rolls. There's a wire, which you did. Yeah. The
32:02
funny thing about it, there was a lot of
32:04
rolls. But I was lucky enough. And
32:06
this one, I got tired. I was like, wait
32:08
a minute. I'm going to focus on stand up.
32:11
Because I did special victims unit. Yeah. And every
32:13
day. But like three or four of them. Right.
32:15
And I was like, wait a minute. Every shot,
32:17
I'm getting arrested. Yes. Yo, every
32:19
one. That's right. Yo, every one. I'm
32:21
telling you. I was like, yeah,
32:23
I'm right there. Everyone is like this. What I do?
32:25
You know, everything. You're like, oh, no, not me. Oh,
32:28
no, not me. Every time. And
32:30
this so far, you said the wire. The wire, what
32:32
all people don't know. It's one of
32:34
the best TV shows ever made. People
32:37
always ask me, what you want
32:39
your legacy to represent and whatever. And it's hard
32:41
to really answer that question. But I will say,
32:43
I was reading, it was an article in Entertainment
32:45
Weekly maybe five years ago. Right. And
32:48
they named 100 best shows in the
32:50
history of television. Right. Chappelle's
32:52
show was one of them. And the wire was one
32:54
of them. And you were involved. So I was like,
32:57
wow. Anything, anything, it's a mic drop. But the interesting
32:59
thing, a lot of people that were fans of the
33:01
wire, they don't know that there was another show before
33:03
that called The Corner. David
33:06
Simon. Charles Dutton. Charles Dutton directed it.
33:08
David Simon. It was a police officer.
33:10
They wrote the book. And they adapted
33:12
it to the series. That was one,
33:14
that was one of
33:16
the, to that point in my career, was one of
33:18
the biggest things that I had done.
33:20
Right. And the crazy thing about how I got
33:22
that role. Right. Again, I don't read the scripts
33:24
like that. Right. So I just got this. I
33:27
just got this. I don't
33:29
prepare. I'll let you know. I don't
33:31
prepare. Right. So the
33:34
corner, I get part of it. I
33:37
get one of the sides. Right.
33:39
And it's this guy. It
33:42
was a heroin addict. Right. But I
33:46
didn't know he was a
33:48
heroin addict. The size I got was just
33:50
about him just being regular. Right. So when
33:52
I went in there, man, when I tell
33:54
you Jackie Brown car, I remember I was,
33:57
I thought I was born. I was, I didn't know
33:59
the lines. Anything and I
34:01
was gonna in the I think I said man
34:03
fuck this right in the audition I
34:05
was like, that's what I was like you about to be the best
34:07
comic in the world Right. I was like
34:09
man fucking she was like Donnell relax
34:14
Black people always bring God in the room, right? She had
34:16
to bring the Lord in I'm telling
34:18
y'all why people like fuck Yeah, we don't fuck
34:20
with God like that It's
34:22
my talent. I was trained like people like God
34:24
Lord, please So
34:26
she was like she said good,
34:28
Donnell God is in the room and
34:31
I felt like those teachers like this We're not gonna bring
34:33
God into the school system house. I think that's nothing to
34:35
do with it now No, I fuck with God, but not
34:37
right now. Yeah, right. She was like God is in room.
34:39
Take a deep breath I took a deep brother deal all
34:41
that shit, but I still Thought
34:43
I bombed that shit right? Yeah, and I get
34:45
a call three days later and they're
34:47
going crazy He was like you booked
34:50
the HBO series. Yeah the corner. I
34:52
was like I Know
34:54
all black people look alike, right? So
34:57
I'm saying ever sure it wasn't Alex Thomas. You
34:59
know me I'm like the one I'm already going
35:01
all the black guys would know we have like
35:04
you might confuse it right and I'm like this
35:06
At the same time I'm like, yeah, I know
35:09
I booked that shit. I'm nice with it, right? Didn't
35:11
know what the fuck was gonna get the script or whatever
35:14
now I'm starting to study a little bit, right? But
35:16
I had to get an answer to this right?
35:18
So David Simon was when I get on set
35:20
I see him and I got a question He
35:23
was just laughing like just talking to me like before I said,
35:25
I got a question. He said well said I Said
35:29
how did I get this? He's like what
35:31
do you mean? I said I thought I
35:33
bond in an audition And this is what he
35:35
said. He said Donnell We
35:38
liked the way you threw the lines away Yeah,
35:41
right. Did you draw the I was like that's not
35:43
thought that's like I didn't know the line didn't know
35:45
lines I was just right. No, they worked in my
35:48
favor. He was like we liked the way like like
35:50
I chose like never Never know
35:52
when you get a part. It's so nonlinear man You
35:54
know you can prepare for three days and it's the
35:56
rosie you get like you walk in and you're you
35:58
got to get somewhere I don't want to
36:00
be there. He said, we like the way you threw the lines
36:02
away. I couldn't tell him. I didn't know the lines, right? Then
36:04
he was like, he said, everybody, and I know what he meant
36:06
by that. Everybody in there that identified
36:09
with him as being a heroin addict went in
36:11
there with the stereotype of a heroin addict.
36:13
They didn't want to, he didn't know this.
36:15
They wanted to see who he was without
36:17
being high. So everybody was going in
36:19
there like this. Yeah, man, I didn't do that. I
36:21
was like, aw, man, look, and
36:23
that's the side they wanted to see.
36:25
Now that went, going down to one
36:27
of the greatest shows in history, whenever I talk to people, they
36:29
like this, you was in my favorite show. I don't know if
36:32
they're going to say Chappelle's Show or The Wire. So
36:35
The Wire auditioned for
36:37
The Wire, right? And
36:41
I didn't know, again,
36:44
what the character was, I
36:46
auditioned for this character, Omar, right? I
36:49
auditioned for Omar. The
36:51
big role. Right, I auditioned for Omar. I love
36:53
that, that's my favorite character. I didn't get Omar,
36:56
but I didn't know Omar was like, he
36:58
had already done three movies, if you know
37:00
what I mean, right? Well,
37:02
he was also trained theater actors. Oh, he's
37:04
a beast. So I didn't get Omar. I
37:07
got this other, I played Damien
37:10
Price, Day-Day, right? They gave me
37:12
that. And then when I got
37:14
on set, I asked
37:16
Robert Cozberg, he was like, you know, Donnell,
37:19
I'm going to be the driver and the
37:21
governors or whatever it was, I mean, it's
37:24
his sister, whatever. And they said,
37:26
you know, that role, Omar, it came down to me
37:28
and Mike. Wow. He said,
37:30
you know that, he said, you know, we
37:33
were really considering you for Omar. He said, but
37:35
we wanted to save this for you because we
37:37
think it's going to be something special, right? I
37:39
didn't know the depth. And then when I look
37:41
at what Mike did to the character Omar, I'm
37:43
like, I couldn't touch that. Like certain
37:46
people would just, I was born for that. That
37:48
actor, Michael, I got
37:50
a chance to- Michael K. Williams, yeah. Well, Michael
37:52
K. and Diad too, rest is, you know, he,
37:55
RIP because he was, I met him.
37:57
I got to meet him because I'd seen every episode of The
37:59
Wire. and I did read along and he was
38:01
at the premiere of brought along and I was
38:04
able to really just give him props.
38:06
I was able to really like he was
38:08
just a beautiful. He played that character like
38:10
a hero. There was something heroic about it.
38:12
Like he was the Oasis in the desert.
38:14
Like there was, yeah, he had, he as
38:16
an actor shine. There was something about him.
38:18
It just like when you can, when someone
38:20
like beats you out of a role, whatever,
38:23
you can, you're, you're going to
38:25
be like, well, but then when you see the performance,
38:27
you're like, it was amazing. Oh man. A
38:29
lot of people don't know about the wire. Like
38:31
they said, we had something special for you, right?
38:33
And if you follow the wire series, that first
38:35
season in the towers, it was incredible, right?
38:38
But what happened was now it was, yeah,
38:40
it was a lot of unanswered questions. Like
38:42
the last thing you see is me.
38:45
They, they, they pulled me over. They catch me with
38:48
$30,000 in cash. They
38:50
bring me in the office and now I'm daily.
38:52
I, they had to let me go. They
38:55
had to let me go with the money and
38:57
I'm, you know, and I got to tell you a funny
38:59
thing when I added to that. So the scene is they,
39:01
they, they interrogate me. They got to give me the money
39:03
and they ain't got to leave. So I was like, I'm
39:05
still coming up with a picture. We just freaked out everything,
39:07
right? And they were, they were, so
39:09
I'm walking out with the money and I'm still
39:11
trying to be funny, right? I walk out with
39:13
the money, right? And I'm like, some people got
39:15
to have it. And
39:18
so the money don't let money change. And
39:20
I look back at him, I said, oh,
39:23
mighty dolla. And
39:25
y'all was like, everybody died laughing, but
39:27
it was like, yeah, no, you can't
39:29
do that. Why not? That's great. But
39:31
here's the thing. That was the end
39:33
of it. Now, this
39:35
one, people are saying, you got to find
39:37
out where was that money going? And
39:39
what I think, why he didn't, he didn't give it back.
39:41
But you notice the second season I wasn't there. And the
39:44
reason why is because the Baltimore
39:46
Tourism Board was upset with
39:48
all the production in Baltimore. Because they
39:50
say every time they bring the cameras
39:52
in there, it's always drug
39:55
addiction. It's always these, well, which
39:57
it was also, but it was.
40:00
Wait land, but that's what what happened was
40:03
they complained enough Well David Simon him because that
40:05
powers season was the shit and I'm like this
40:07
cool next season and I'm saying to myself I'm
40:09
already vision. I'm like this. I'm gonna be a
40:11
dude to wear suits But at the same time
40:13
and I'm in the streets and I'm like, I
40:15
noticed I could just fail I could just tell
40:18
this character is gonna blow but because
40:20
they got so much criticism about the depiction
40:22
of Baltimore They had to switch the storyline
40:24
Wow. A lot of people know that so
40:26
that's why if you look at it So
40:28
that's why it went from the
40:30
towers to the docks Really?
40:33
Yeah, see people don't realize like I saw
40:35
a shot a movie in Baltimore people don't
40:37
realize that it was a true wasteland I'm
40:39
talking about like Detroit the land the time
40:41
forgot because when industry moved out of there
40:43
only the poor stay Poor
40:45
quote-unquote black. So there was
40:47
it was black. It was a black. So when Charles Dutton
40:50
But bring up Charles Dutton, but you know,
40:52
he is the actor Charles Dutton He just
40:54
had one of the great actors went to
40:56
jail for murder and killed a dude in
40:58
jail Okay,
41:00
Kim went to jail for murder killed a
41:02
dude in jail That's a janitor and Rudy
41:05
went it went to Yale Theatre School Yeah
41:07
was reading and writing while he was in
41:09
jail taught himself everything that he came from
41:11
Baltimore when he shot the corner He
41:14
was just looking for one person. He'd grown
41:16
up with just one person He'd grown up
41:18
with who would who would
41:20
like show up with a good
41:22
story. Yeah, and not one person It
41:25
was an example of how what what
41:27
can happen to a town and what happens to
41:29
everyone I'm talking about everybody the same thing in
41:32
Detroit where the hopelessness and despair was so deep
41:34
and so widespread that you couldn't find one Good
41:36
story and that's what killed him and he wanted
41:38
in Charles Dutton was like, let me hire some
41:41
people Let me hire just some black like some
41:43
of my people like just as grips But it's
41:45
like that there wasn't one he couldn't find anybody
41:47
But I would tell you so it was so
41:50
real like and honestly when I said it was
41:52
so real we were Shooting
41:54
on location like when you
41:56
see the hood it wasn't a man. They
41:58
didn't build a deer. It was so much
42:00
that we didn't even know who the Dophans
42:02
were until he said cut. Damn.
42:05
It would be people like, yeah, they'd be like, cut. He'd
42:08
be like, nah, I'm real, motherfucker. That's the
42:10
thing, it was so real. The actors had
42:12
never had any training, but they were so
42:14
fucking good. But another thing, but a lot
42:16
of those actors did, some of them, you
42:18
got Candy Alexander, you got Tasha, Reggie McCaffee,
42:20
you got Tasha Smith. Andre, I play Bubbles,
42:22
the fuck's his name? I forget his name
42:25
too, Big Hair, whatever. You had
42:27
those guys. One thing I won't say about David Simon,
42:29
he's so loyal, because if you look at the
42:31
cast of The Corner, a lot of those
42:33
guys started working on Wire, and it totally
42:35
switched the character. They went from
42:37
like Dophans to people that was working in politics and everything.
42:40
So they were actors. Oh yeah, they were like actor actors.
42:42
And they took me, I didn't know what I was doing.
42:44
I thank Tasha Smith and Candy Alexander so
42:47
much, because I was green. They taught me
42:49
so much. Probably just a deaf, damn, comedy
42:51
that just happened. What are you doing right
42:53
now? You're doing a show right now, right?
42:56
What do you mean? Weren't you doing a
42:58
TV show last year? Oh yeah, BMF. Yeah,
43:01
BMF, that was like in the
43:03
streets. That was one of the
43:06
biggest shows. It was about like
43:08
this drug gang or crew or
43:11
empire back in the 90s. It
43:13
was a big show. And the crazy thing
43:15
was, while I'm at, I'm
43:17
such a bad auditioner that I
43:20
told my manager I'm doing offer only. And
43:23
not in a cocky way, because I know I'm a shitty auditioner.
43:25
And I said to myself, if somebody wanted to work with
43:27
me, they would just be like, this
43:29
is the only way I'm getting away with it. You
43:31
should call me. I will. For real.
43:34
Just call me. The funny thing about
43:36
this, Tasha Smith, this role was, she
43:39
just called me one day. And
43:41
she called me and I
43:44
was getting ready for something else with the
43:46
voicemail. Is that Leon right there, that actor?
43:48
Huh? Is that Leon? No,
43:50
that's Kofi. That's a British actor. I
43:52
forget his last name. He played Lamar. That was
43:54
my cousin. I love this character. So
43:56
Tasha calls me one day and I sent her the voicemail because I
43:59
was doing something else. And she, this is how you
44:01
know you, but this is how you know you got a good friend. When
44:03
I finally pick up the phone, she said, motherfucker,
44:05
when I call you, you answer the fucking phone.
44:07
Yeah. Because there's certain people that call you,
44:10
you know it's money. Yeah. They don't call
44:12
you for bullshit. And she was talking to 50, Randy
44:14
Huggins, who was a fan of mine, he used to see me
44:16
at Chocolate Sundays or whatever. They
44:18
was this character of this guy, well,
44:20
I forget the guy, the people that
44:22
fuck dead bodies. Necrophiliacs. Necrophiliacs.
44:25
You're a freak. Only white people know
44:27
that. No, I didn't know that. Another
44:29
white test. What is the thing that
44:31
you choke motherfuckers before they come? Auto-affixation.
44:34
Oh, auto-free. Yo, all right.
44:37
Right or free. This is a white dude
44:39
for a thousand dollars, right? Yeah, baby. Crazy
44:41
white dude for a thousand dollars. So we
44:43
had to- Sorry, everyone. I'm educated. She
44:46
was, so we, she was basically, she
44:48
took, they threw my name up, 50
44:50
liked it, Randy liked it. And I
44:52
came in the last season, the finale,
44:54
I did one, one, one, one scene
44:57
and I did good enough
44:59
with the next season, they'd
45:01
be voting back for three episodes. And
45:04
then they was loving his character so much. It went from
45:06
three episodes to, I think I did like seven extra ones
45:08
after that and was a part of that, the
45:10
whole series because of that shit. Wow, man.
45:12
With everything going on in today's climate, do you think you
45:14
could have the same success on the Chappelle
45:16
show if you guys launched it today? Yeah,
45:19
I think so. Same thing. Yeah,
45:21
because like- Well, with Tommy Central, let me give
45:23
you guys the freedom. I don't know. I
45:25
say that because I think like when
45:28
we launched that show, it
45:30
was, I think people was out of
45:32
watered down comedy. They wanted something honest,
45:34
they wanted something unedited, they wanted that.
45:37
And I think that right now, what
45:39
I think in comedy with all the cancel culture and everything,
45:42
cancel culture is canceling themselves because they bitch
45:44
about so much shit and now people are
45:46
getting pissed about it. It's forcing people to
45:48
want to- It's coming back. Oh yeah. It's
45:51
coming back. It's coming back. It's
45:53
flipping like fuck that. You can see
45:55
how even my good friend Dave, how
45:57
they attacked him so much, attacked him
46:00
So much and they couldn't fuck them to
46:02
the point now now this turn into like
46:04
shut the fuck up. Yeah, right It's like
46:06
you're bitching and then when that lane becomes
46:08
open notice you get people that are rough
46:10
the only thing I didn't with this Council
46:13
culture people always like freedom of speech you
46:15
have a You have
46:17
the right freedom of speech, but you have to have freedom
46:19
of some responsibilities Yes, just because you can
46:22
go hard that don't mean you have to
46:24
go hard And now some people like
46:26
corn just a grain. They just saying crazy shit just
46:29
to be shocking I think my special
46:32
I feel like my special is gonna be I don't
46:35
know I won't say part of that movement, but I think it's
46:37
gonna be a point people like you know what this
46:39
shit is just funny Yeah, I agree It's
46:42
not just funny though because I love I
46:45
loved a lot of the stuff you touched
46:47
on like I never thought about the idea
46:49
That you know you girls you women use
46:51
those words like narcissists like gaslighting like, you
46:53
know Like manipulative and it's just it's right
46:55
now It's become like and I
46:57
know that mental health is real shout out to Charlamagne
46:59
and God for the breakfast club because you love that
47:01
shit That's all guys you May
47:07
they just talk shit to each other now But
47:10
I think now it's like I do know that
47:12
mental health is real But now is that they
47:14
get a whole these words and they use them
47:16
just to fuck with you and now Sharing
47:19
culture like when you when you can talk about
47:21
what a mess you are you get you get
47:23
social credit for it used to Be like, you
47:26
know for our generation your generation Like if you
47:28
if you complain about like, I don't know kind
47:30
of how you were having a hard time, especially
47:32
if you were a dude Yeah, it was like
47:35
even with like Yeah,
47:38
fuck you put that on stage and shut the
47:41
fuck up that's where our therapy is right Yeah,
47:43
but even with like even with my baby mother,
47:45
right? Like she used
47:47
to she knows all the words
47:51
Like she sent me a grid a mental
47:53
health grid She'd
47:55
be saying shit like monkey branching and
47:57
shit like that. Right? Keep branch. Yo,
47:59
she He got all the words. And I didn't
48:01
know all the words. But see, once
48:03
I started learning what these words were, I was
48:06
like, oh, I started using it on her.
48:08
You gotta be your first responder. Your own first responder. Well,
48:11
you can't just wait on anybody. You gotta be prepared for
48:13
any situation. So where do you go? Where do you learn
48:15
how to do things like that? Dude, you know, I wish
48:17
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49:34
I didn't even know the context. I just couldn't wait to
49:36
say, don't gaslight me. Right? She
49:39
was like, you want a cheese raffle? I'm not
49:41
going to let you gaslight me. Right? Turn
49:43
up. I killed her, boy. You went cheese with
49:45
that bird? You went cheese with that bird? Look,
49:47
I was like, you want cheese with that bird?
49:50
I was like, just respect my boundaries. You know,
49:52
I would just use all of my shit.
49:54
And the funny thing about it, once she knew
49:56
I was mental health legal
49:59
or whatever, it She was like she was
50:01
shut down. I mean I said I
50:03
said Respect but
50:05
I said gas light and she looked at me like who
50:08
taught you that? Yeah, who's like this? Oh, you know
50:10
She doesn't know the trouble, but I realized here's the
50:12
real deal about that the people That
50:16
use those words the most suffer from what
50:18
they're saying You are the user people that
50:20
call you the narcissist the most they fucking
50:22
narcissist. Yes, that's exactly right And I don't
50:24
have a problem what I do know about
50:26
narcissists Most of ones I know are the
50:28
most successful people in the business. Yeah, you
50:30
know it requires a certain amount of self-involvement
50:33
Like you know what I mean? Like I always say
50:35
that to you should say to my significant others like
50:38
look man My first wife too. It's like it
50:40
was hard for her because I was traveling all the time and
50:42
but I was like I don't know how else to get successful.
50:45
I don't like I don't know how else like
50:47
it's like for me Anyway, it takes every bit
50:49
of effort and I barely make you but you
50:51
pay a price you do to get to the
50:54
show But do you think that's
50:56
selfish you think that that's because of how old
50:58
you were back then and then you think yes
51:00
Yeah, I'm saying because maybe because you got you
51:02
look at it You look at it like like
51:04
like you have a 20 year old 21 year
51:07
old comedian actor, right? We're just driven on gotta
51:09
make it gotta make it. Yeah But you think
51:11
it's a difference between you getting married again, like
51:13
all right, you more successful now You're
51:15
more comfortable with what you're doing and you don't
51:18
have we always gonna have that hunger, but
51:20
it's not that death That that yeah, maybe
51:22
that's right. But when you're coming up at
51:25
that desperation it takes yeah, you know You
51:27
got to go like does there's no balance.
51:29
It's like that's it But
51:32
I wonder if you're gonna go to where you're
51:34
going. It's something has to give. Yes, whether it's
51:36
family relationships There's no way you can get to
51:38
where you're going and and be able to balance
51:40
the two I don't think so Maybe not I
51:42
think when you get older though, you start to
51:44
realize that everything you need is right there and
51:47
huh? Yeah, but but you're you're you're 10,000 up
51:49
now you have perspective But you've also I didn't
51:51
know like you've made it to a certain extent
51:54
but right back then. Oh Go
51:56
and go and try that. I'm just gonna
51:58
jump a pass along going out there I want to
52:00
fight I'm not good with the audition. I'm good man.
52:02
I want you with my girl You're not gonna know
52:04
what's so funny cuz I'm going on that this that's
52:07
it You know you say when she was a girl
52:09
for me the the life-changer whatever where I had to
52:11
realize that Now I can't always pick money and all
52:13
that is when I had my son Correct, you know
52:15
I'm saying because I never had to make decisions based
52:17
on anything. I was selfish It's just all it worry
52:19
about me. I never had to worry about my time
52:21
fucking I'm gone You know I'm saying but with me
52:23
now and like now I have
52:26
to make decisions sometimes like if it's something
52:28
That's important to my and it's happening
52:30
to me something is important to my son in school or
52:33
whatever when I used to like this I'm taking that I'm
52:35
taking that then I'm it's I can't do that you pass
52:37
over the money Yes, I'm passing by the money, but I'm
52:39
not passing up on him on the memory. I
52:42
even got not worth it anymore Yeah, and there's no
52:44
monetary gain that can break my son's heart I'm good,
52:46
and I'm at the situation I'm at the point now
52:48
where like if I want to I can
52:50
work every weekend Like I went from
52:53
doing like you know how the road is I'm doing like
52:55
40 45 45 weeks Through
52:58
a year and because I was wrong dogging
53:01
road. I'm down like this. I told my people
53:03
you know what they like this We got so
53:05
much. I was like I'm gonna
53:07
take those two with those I gotta be able
53:09
to balance and that's what Having
53:11
some for me. It just people always ask Daniel
53:13
So do you think you're more focused down that
53:15
you have a kid and I've always been focused
53:18
But the lens has changed now it
53:20
went from that that wide lens to that
53:22
detailed lens that I would say this real
53:24
quick for you. I would say Be
53:29
having the option to go. I'm gonna
53:31
pass on the chill with my son
53:33
to me that success success is Having
53:36
the means recover your nut and you can pick and
53:38
choose and you don't miss out on the kid I
53:40
would also say that that's exactly the other thing that's
53:42
great about children that you don't realize
53:44
as a man Especially when you're kind of after
53:47
it You know you spend your whole life after
53:49
it is that you all of a sudden
53:51
have people in your life whose happiness is more important
53:54
Yeah, you can but yeah, like I don't care. I
53:56
almost care like when I got I'm gonna have my
53:58
fourth soon And I don't care about myself nearly,
54:00
I don't even think about myself. Like I swear
54:02
to God, if I could go with nothing as
54:05
long as my kids, when my kids have everything,
54:07
when I'm teaching them shit, when I'm watching them
54:09
laugh, when I'm watching them play, when I know
54:11
that they're developing and growing, I
54:13
swear to God that's almost, I'll do everything
54:15
just as any of your kids disrespectful to
54:18
you. Yes, man. Yes, ah,
54:20
man, that's what I'm good at, I just got one and reason
54:22
why I'm telling you, I love my
54:24
son to death, right? But this little
54:26
motherfucker, though disrespectful, and
54:29
I'm so petty, like he has a phone, I
54:31
gave him a phone, right? Because I didn't want to
54:33
have to deal with the FaceTime with his mother and
54:35
I'm telling you, when you got a, nah, it's
54:37
like this, when you got a baby mom has given
54:39
you this shit every once in a while, then
54:42
when they FaceTime you, it's
54:44
different, they don't even, they be like,
54:46
you're dead. That's it. You don't even
54:49
see that face, this is like, there he is
54:51
right there. When I turned to his teen, my
54:53
15 year old daughter calls me Brian, doesn't call
54:55
me dad. My eight year old son calls me
54:57
bro. He
54:59
called me bro, I checked him. I
55:01
checked him, nah, he said, but that's when he's around
55:03
his cousin, he's like, bro, I was like, he's trying
55:05
to be cool. Yeah, he's trying to be cool, but
55:07
this is why he's disrespectful. Like I texted one time
55:09
and I already, one part of my joint, I was
55:11
like this, I'm a dad that identifies
55:14
as a mom, right? Does that make
55:16
me transparent? Right,
55:19
I like this, I'm like, aw,
55:22
like this kid got me like on aw, right?
55:24
And obviously, one time I said, I'm about to get
55:26
real sensitive with this motherfucker, right, and
55:29
I typed a paragraph. To
55:31
him? Yes, I'm
55:33
like, I text him a paragraph, this
55:35
motherfucker gave me the thumb. And
55:41
then I had to suck it up, right? He gave
55:43
me the thumb and I was like, that's
55:45
kind of rude, right?
55:49
I was thinking I could get bored of the thumb, but then
55:51
he changed it to a heart, right? And
55:53
then he did a ha ha. And
55:55
the actual man was like, he had no time
55:57
for you. I'm gonna tell you, will that tell
55:59
you? Somebody got me like he asked one time I
56:02
said also what you want to do What's
56:04
your name? Austin? That's a good name. I like this. What do you want
56:06
to do? You know why it's a good name is a good name on
56:08
paper and I talked about this I didn't want him
56:10
to deal with Tyrone or Donnell. I wanted
56:12
him to get in the room Yeah
56:17
I said also what do you mean? He said daddy
56:19
I want to be in entertainment and I was like,
56:21
oh come on man You know first
56:24
you think like oh I wanted to walk in my
56:26
footsteps with all like come on and then I was
56:28
like Well, you know, there's a lot
56:30
of rejection in this business. I'm being real with him I was
56:32
gonna be a lot of stuff something not gonna support you I
56:35
said you're gonna have to be tough you got to deal
56:37
with no you had to deal with the negative stuff and
56:39
everything I was like, maybe you want to consider being a
56:41
funny doctor or a funny lawyer Whatever right and
56:44
then I was like you still want to do it.
56:46
He was like, yeah, I was like, why he said
56:48
daddy Cuz you inspire me. I was like, oh damn,
56:50
bro Yo,
56:54
you sus dude I'm
56:57
here for us, but I'm gonna tell you
56:59
with this special people always ask me what
57:01
makes this special What's so special about this
57:03
special and I tell them
57:05
20 years ago when I was trying to build a
57:07
name for myself I would have been
57:09
super super excited like this is gonna be
57:11
the introduction to the business Whatever,
57:14
but now after 32 year career
57:16
enough people know me where I could make a good living for myself
57:19
Telling joke this is for me is for all
57:21
my fans to say You're
57:24
next you deserve it. Mm-hmm. You
57:26
know I'm saying just the way you said like,
57:28
you know, Donnell You've been a beast for so
57:30
many years Well, but I think that this is
57:32
a reward in the sense of a college accomplishment
57:34
for my fans for those people I you underrated
57:36
I never agree with underrated because you gotta ask
57:38
yourself Who's rating you because the people
57:40
know, you know, you've never said that about underrated, but
57:43
you know that I do my thing I heard that
57:45
so I think that this is a this
57:47
is a calling for for for
57:49
that I had a conversation with Dave a couple
57:51
weeks ago and like Especially
57:54
like with black comedians. It's such a cloud of
57:56
negative stuff going on. Why is that? Let's
57:59
see lately I'll tell you that I
58:01
want to talk to you about I tell you for one
58:03
for one reason that For some reason
58:05
in the black community we feel like it can
58:07
only be one comic. That's that dude at one
58:09
time Oh, you know I'm saying it's like I'm
58:12
in thinking the crab mentality want to pull them
58:14
down so they can go up Yeah, it's like
58:16
crabs is crabs in the bed I'm not talking
58:18
against my people about no means but I asked
58:20
myself why can we all get along? I
58:23
say this and even Dave asked me because we were talking about you
58:25
know some people to go him and he said why
58:27
do people Why do you think
58:29
that people act like that and feel that way to
58:31
me Dave? I said because a lot of times when
58:34
people don't know what their path is yours
58:36
your success Just
58:38
mirrors their failures and what they're not doing
58:40
security. So they lash out or they lash
58:43
out instead instead of saying Alright,
58:46
here's the blueprint. Yeah, okay. What made him who
58:48
he is, you know What type of work ethic
58:50
is this stuff do I have to deal with
58:52
together? You don't look at that you want to
58:54
bring people down but another thing Misconception
58:56
they say only black people
58:58
go away only black communities got each other like
59:00
that No, no, I said we'll see what white
59:03
people which I do is y'all put it under
59:05
umbrella of a roast We
59:09
do it on a stage and we do
59:11
it like but y'all be like fuck it
59:17
Like you think black people go out have you ever
59:19
seen Jeff Ross do a roast? Oh my god, have
59:21
you ever seen Tony Hinscliffe do a row Russia? It
59:23
is murder. That's why I don't do rose. I was
59:25
like, I'm going to start a fight Yeah, I'm not
59:28
I don't even don't even put me in some deposition
59:30
because you tell them I did what they do as
59:32
well You're just
59:34
just jokes. No, that was not the truth
59:37
You know cat Williams. Yeah one of the one of
59:39
the great comics. Yeah, I mean if you really look
59:41
at his body of work Yeah, what was that all
59:43
about? I this is what I think
59:46
where you can't win situation Rehombre he's for that
59:48
into you're referring to the Shannon Sharpe interview. Yeah.
59:50
Yeah, I think it was a Colorful
59:52
I think that entertain it was the funny thing
59:54
about the interview is that cat wins is very
59:56
short He did three hours interview in his feet
59:58
never touched the ground It
1:00:01
looked like he was riding an imaginary bicycle, right?
1:00:04
But the funny thing was that Shannon Sharp
1:00:06
is so animated, right? It didn't matter what
1:00:09
Cat Williams said. Oh, you can't say that,
1:00:11
Cat. Okay. Come on, Cat. You
1:00:13
can't say that. Come on, Cat. Oh,
1:00:15
come on, Cat. No matter what he said. No, no,
1:00:17
no, no. Cat, you can't say that. He's the best.
1:00:19
Cat Williams was like, I'm four foot three. Oh, no,
1:00:22
Cat. You can't say that. You know you four one,
1:00:24
Cat. But I think
1:00:26
it was what it was. It was like enough
1:00:28
is enough. I think that the conversation that Cat
1:00:30
Williams had was a conversation.
1:00:32
It was locker room talk. I think like, you
1:00:34
know, it was stuff that all him and his
1:00:36
boys talk about. And I think finally he
1:00:39
just got fed up with it and he wanted to
1:00:41
say what his truth was. You know what I'm saying?
1:00:43
And I don't have a problem with that. Somebody said,
1:00:45
Donnell. Yeah. But see, it was
1:00:47
funny. It was also funny as fuck. It was almost
1:00:49
like a one hour. Yeah, but I see it here.
1:00:51
So we say it's his truth, but how much of
1:00:53
it is it? Maybe he thinks it's the truth. I'm
1:00:55
sure there's some people out there that beg to differ.
1:00:57
Yeah, it is. But those people that beg to differ,
1:01:00
like he has like, you know, all of these famous people,
1:01:02
they got the group of people that are fan base. Like
1:01:06
Nicki Minaj, she got the Barb's. I
1:01:08
had beef with them for two weeks. Oh, man. They
1:01:11
were Swifties? No, no, no. The Swifties, I
1:01:13
got love for them. The
1:01:16
Swifties never had beef with the Barb's.
1:01:18
The Beehives, I've had beef with them.
1:01:20
Who are the Beehives? The Shobbinators. That's
1:01:22
Beyonce. Okay. Right. You
1:01:25
got the Beehives. You got the Swifties. The Beehives
1:01:27
are who? They're for Nicki Minaj. Okay. Trouble.
1:01:30
Yeah. If they come for you, it's
1:01:32
trouble. Really? No, the reason, well, this came
1:01:35
from me. I did David Spade's show, right? It was like one of
1:01:37
the topical shows. Yeah, I love that show. Where they bring, like, the
1:01:39
one of the top was Cardi
1:01:41
B Nicki Minaj. And I said, I'm trying to be
1:01:43
funny. I said, the reason why Cardi, Nicki Minaj is
1:01:45
so upset with Cardi B, because Cardi
1:01:47
B is taking her shine. The
1:01:49
Barb's did not like that. Damn.
1:01:52
They attacked my page. They was like,
1:01:54
they was putting clown faces, guns,
1:01:58
knives and everything. They
1:02:00
was like this we found this page meet
1:02:02
us over there, right? Yeah, they hit them
1:02:05
They would and it was putting unicorns everything.
1:02:07
I just had to say I'm sorry Yeah,
1:02:09
my bad. Yeah, but now I'll has as
1:02:11
notorious as those groups are
1:02:13
nobody and I named him this Nobody
1:02:16
is more gangster than cat whims in the
1:02:18
kitty cat. Oh Yes,
1:02:20
they're right. He's got some followers. I could what
1:02:22
it's a cult. There's nothing you can
1:02:24
That's why you say the reason why people don't address
1:02:26
it because there was nothing you can say Even
1:02:29
if you've tried to have rational thinking and whatever it's
1:02:32
gonna be like, where's the lie? Where's the
1:02:34
lie? Yeah, the exposure where we are when
1:02:36
they people saying that he was smoking crap.
1:02:38
What was y'all saying? I was like, guess
1:02:40
what? I wasn't saying that yeah,
1:02:42
I'm saying I bet and I don't have anything
1:02:44
bad to say my cat Yeah, I think it
1:02:46
was a person that was which was was frustrated
1:02:49
And he has some built-up. He was he
1:02:52
was upset about it and also know it was
1:02:54
a person that knew that He
1:02:56
got a tour coming on to You
1:02:59
don't say and it's gonna drive some sales or whatever.
1:03:01
But I don't million views. Yeah Really?
1:03:05
It really broke the internet. But oh,
1:03:07
yeah, I'm tell you I don't want
1:03:10
or start trouble with anybody No when I go
1:03:12
to us club or whatever I
1:03:14
don't have I don't befriend a lot of comedians like
1:03:16
people I will or you starting to change
1:03:18
cuz you You blowing up. No, you don't mess with
1:03:20
them But you don't fuck with nobody cuz you you
1:03:22
brought off like no, I never fucked with anybody now
1:03:25
You know saying and I know even with that
1:03:27
situation we're speaking about earlier It's
1:03:29
a lot of ways that could probably have to handle that
1:03:31
but I got triggered. I responded
1:03:34
to it and That
1:03:37
was it well, I will say Funny
1:03:40
way I shut it down and
1:03:42
this is why look at I was okay the name of your special, right?
1:03:45
What is it? It's called a new day
1:03:48
So as much as we had a little war or whatever
1:03:50
you want to say that's going on. It's
1:03:52
a new day. Yep Yep, it's
1:03:54
a new dawn. You can see it man. I love that. I
1:03:56
love it. Did you feel like when you? watched
1:04:00
it? I really did, bro. I
1:04:02
really did. First of all, I was like, I
1:04:05
was I didn't realize you hadn't done a special. And
1:04:07
having watched you for so many years, just crush
1:04:10
a room and just be unique. Like you're you're
1:04:12
the best compliment you can give a comic is
1:04:14
I just think you have a very unique voice.
1:04:16
There's no I've never seen a comic. I've
1:04:19
never seen. I've never seen you do your
1:04:21
stand up and go Oh, that's just like
1:04:23
or that doesn't remind me anybody and that's
1:04:25
what that's a huge thing. But that's your
1:04:27
original self expression. Special drops on the 27th.
1:04:29
But as you said that because you know,
1:04:32
people talk about like jokes still and everything.
1:04:34
And when people talk about jokes that I've
1:04:36
noted in our business, that's the big deal,
1:04:38
right? But I, you know, I know
1:04:40
this is crazy, but there was an unwritten rule back
1:04:42
in the day. It's not your joke until you put
1:04:44
it on TV. Right? That's what it
1:04:46
was. And that was like, I heard old timers say that whatever.
1:04:49
And back in the day, what we I didn't go
1:04:51
where we didn't have the internet. Our
1:04:53
thing was somebody so you know, you beat them up. Right?
1:04:56
You beat them up and then you write another This
1:04:58
is my feeling on joke fees. If
1:05:00
you have a joke that
1:05:03
somebody could steal that easily, then guess
1:05:05
what? That's how I found
1:05:07
that's a great point. You know, I've always
1:05:09
said that said that. I mean, black promises
1:05:11
and shit. Black comic. Okay. They
1:05:14
were arguing about a joke that I got a
1:05:16
joke about being poor and having a bootleg Halloween
1:05:18
costume. Every black comic in the
1:05:20
hood dressed up as
1:05:23
guess what the number one outfit was.
1:05:25
It was a box and it was
1:05:27
a ghost. Right.
1:05:29
And my outfit, we was boxing. We
1:05:31
were broke. We had pieces of outfits.
1:05:34
Yo, one day I was in Washington, DC, Alexandria,
1:05:38
Virginia. When I when we were growing up,
1:05:40
I remember Halloween. One day I was the
1:05:43
Hulk Spider-Man and Superman in one outfit. I
1:05:46
had Spider-Man web. I had Superman
1:05:49
cape. And I had another mask
1:05:51
and shit. I was Negro man. I was a
1:05:53
good man. That's what I'm
1:05:55
saying. But even with this
1:05:57
special, even a special, I shot this special. A lot
1:05:59
of people don't know is two years
1:06:01
ago, we took a stab at this special,
1:06:04
right? We did it at the bring up
1:06:06
to COVID, right? We did this
1:06:08
special and we got it. And I'm like, oh man,
1:06:10
I got a special out. And Dave called me and
1:06:12
he said, Donnell, I want to shoot
1:06:14
your special again. That's the most insulting thing
1:06:16
you could say to a comedian. Cause the first question
1:06:18
you're gonna say is, it wasn't funny. You
1:06:21
know? And I was like, how do I go from doing a
1:06:23
chest bump with Stan
1:06:25
Lathan, high fiving Ricky
1:06:27
Hughes, hugging one of my closest friends until you
1:06:29
want to do it again? And Dave said, Donnell,
1:06:31
you are one of the funniest comics I know. He
1:06:33
said, I can put you in any room and you're
1:06:36
gonna rip the room up. He said, but that does
1:06:38
not make it a great special. So
1:06:40
I had to deal with some
1:06:42
constructive criticism. At the time I
1:06:45
was like, whatever, but the check cleared. So
1:06:47
I was like, all right, okay, I'll listen.
1:06:49
Let's do it again. Right? Yeah. It
1:06:51
was worth the wait. It was worth it. A year later,
1:06:53
we were in Napa Valley. This was just random. We
1:06:55
were doing some shows and one of his
1:06:58
producers was there. He always records all
1:07:00
of his shows, right? For whatever reason, they had
1:07:02
to create an archive, whatever. He said,
1:07:04
Ricky, how many cameras do we have? She said, we got five.
1:07:06
He looked at me and he said, Donnell, do you want to
1:07:08
do your special? I said, when? He said, tomorrow. And
1:07:11
I couldn't be no punk. I was like, first I was
1:07:13
like, ooh. Yeah. Right,
1:07:15
but then I was changing my stuff. I was like, well, I need a
1:07:18
suit, right? Well, I need a tire. So I said, I want to do
1:07:20
a certain look. The first time I did it, I was going for like
1:07:22
a rock and roll type of joint. And then when we looked at that,
1:07:24
I was like, Rock Dave was like, you're a rock star. You're
1:07:27
sent me to have lights. And
1:07:29
I had on John R. Vadoe sneakers, you
1:07:31
know what I'm saying? Like the jean jacket
1:07:34
and all that. And then, so
1:07:37
we shot it. And
1:07:39
I was excited about this because it wasn't no
1:07:41
announcement. I didn't have to worry about getting anybody, no free
1:07:43
tickets or anything. There was only three people
1:07:45
knew that we were trying to do a special. That
1:07:47
was me, Dave, Ricky, maybe four. And
1:07:49
I was like, this is what I saw. No,
1:07:51
no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. This is
1:07:54
the one I can. No, I think he can
1:07:56
the first one. Then the second one, I
1:07:58
don't really consider this to count because we just. rolled
1:08:00
the dice. I was like hell yeah since we
1:08:02
got the cameras you know make now
1:08:04
I don't have the pressure of my family anything yeah nobody
1:08:06
knew what this was then I didn't have the pressure like
1:08:08
you got to do it I was like it's just a
1:08:11
regular set and that's the vibe I want to be on
1:08:13
rip that special right a month
1:08:15
later I'm like I'm
1:08:18
calling a Robbie pro from Netflix right because Robbie's
1:08:20
like we're just special we're the special called Robbie
1:08:23
and I'm David no I was like yo I think
1:08:25
we got it he was like let me see it
1:08:27
motherfucker then as they said I want
1:08:29
to do it again I'm like why
1:08:31
he said I didn't like to production like motherfucker you
1:08:33
the producer is that self-hate
1:08:35
perfection right perfection this is what he
1:08:37
said second time he said Donnell
1:08:41
out of all the specials I'm producing
1:08:44
right he said because of my relationship with
1:08:46
you in the Chappelle show and attaching his
1:08:48
brand yours is the most anticipated special
1:08:50
out of everybody he said I wanted
1:08:53
to be right and he was a perfectionist
1:08:56
I he was like there's people walking around and I
1:08:58
see it and I'm trying to argue I was like
1:09:00
yeah but Richard Pryor live is since it stripped one
1:09:02
of the best jokes he had was when people was
1:09:04
coming coming from the bathroom I was like let's keep
1:09:07
it classic let's keep it raw right he was like
1:09:10
I said is it something we can handle the pose he said yeah
1:09:12
Donna is your special he wanted me to put it
1:09:14
out I will and I was like yeah these here
1:09:16
but I think
1:09:19
so it was those two attempts and every
1:09:21
step of the way I took
1:09:23
his notes I was doing
1:09:26
my homework number one time we was on one of
1:09:28
his planes we was going swear and I'm throwing him
1:09:30
ideas for promos I got this idea
1:09:32
for a promo he said you
1:09:35
weren't about promos you need to be worrying about your
1:09:37
jokes and I said Dave I'm not gonna let you talk
1:09:39
talk to me like that I say if you would
1:09:41
come out the green room cuz he's always in agreement
1:09:43
wouldn't check my sets up if you
1:09:45
come out the green room if you see what
1:09:47
I do these arenas if you were watching tapes
1:09:49
I send you you understand how disrespectful you I'm
1:09:51
listening to you I'm doing
1:09:53
my homework every time you actually do
1:09:55
something I corrected or whatever cut
1:09:58
to the Third
1:10:00
time and all the notes
1:10:02
and I talked to y'all came together They don't came together
1:10:04
even after the first time Jeff was like you do it
1:10:06
again He said both people don't never do that and
1:10:09
he has so much respect for me that I had
1:10:11
already got my money And the next
1:10:13
goal to re go around he had to put more
1:10:15
money up But you're
1:10:18
worth it. And that's why when motherfuckers like Sorry
1:10:20
to do it Cory Holcomb talks
1:10:23
shit about a guy that put
1:10:25
one of the biggest checks I've ever said about
1:10:27
it One of the biggest checks I ever seen
1:10:29
in my life The guy
1:10:31
that negotiated my contract where one of
1:10:33
the biggest chicks ever got he had a clause in
1:10:35
my contract that If they want to
1:10:38
work with me again that they got a minimum They
1:10:41
got to give me that money again Motherfucker
1:10:43
for for me to like it's licensed to
1:10:45
Netflix for five years after that. I think
1:10:47
I have ownership Yeah, that's great. The guy
1:10:49
that says, you know what, Donnell? I
1:10:52
don't got to keep producing your specials after just let me
1:10:54
do this one and You
1:10:56
go from there and another thing you was a
1:10:58
special you saw the special and one of the
1:11:00
things that you you said That I
1:11:02
really really appreciate you was you said the
1:11:05
opening of it because this
1:11:07
when we would have some creative
1:11:09
differences He said down there do this for me. You
1:11:11
work on the jokes you do that part Let me
1:11:13
do the bells and whistles and
1:11:15
I didn't know what intro I was gonna do I was stuck every
1:11:18
time I picked something like and Then
1:11:21
he said I got an idea and when he told
1:11:23
me that idea the reason why I resonated
1:11:25
so much because He
1:11:27
took what the song means. Yeah,
1:11:30
took what I care about with you He's a
1:11:32
wagyu your face looking at like like come on
1:11:34
Well, I don't want to give it away, but
1:11:36
you don't even know when you see that intro
1:11:38
It was like I've never seen that side of
1:11:40
you, right? You know what I mean? I got
1:11:42
another way to change another thing it showcases me
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