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1:12

Bimbo! Welcome everyone to the Film

1:14

Vault. I'm Brian

1:16

Bisch, your host. Today, a crackerjack

1:20

of a top five sexual

1:22

innuendos. We'll get there in

1:24

a second with clips, by the way. But

1:27

in the meantime, Anderson and I are going to

1:29

claw. We're going to claw. We're going to claw?

1:31

Yeah. We'll do a little iron

1:33

claw. We'll try. It's about time. It's time.

1:36

We're also going to do a little

1:38

mustache. We've got some interesting, fun recommendations.

1:40

Speaking of interesting, fun recommendations, one

1:43

of the many movies I saw on my

1:45

cross-Atlantic flight was a film that

1:47

you and Avery have been talking about for a long time. I

1:49

finally caught up with. This is always the best part

1:51

of the show. When we talk about a movie that's

1:53

already been discussed, put to bed, sayonara, and then Brian's like,

1:55

Hey guys! I don't think it's put

1:57

to bed. It's a lie awake. back

2:00

through his back back and he's like hey guys I want

2:02

to talk about that we already talked about it we're heading

2:04

back down the mountain Brian's like almost to the top the

2:07

best part is I'm like I gotta weigh in on this

2:09

and Then I don't come to that any like real. Let's

2:11

already Raises and so

2:13

it's like this. Okay. I keyed what you guys

2:15

say that was about right depends on what movie

2:17

though It's a movie that wasn't we're talking about

2:19

the first round then Well,

2:23

you know, I don't know what movie it is Avery

2:25

doesn't know but guess what the listeners do because it's

2:27

probably in the town Oh, yeah, hmm

2:31

Okay, get get it. Hey, I would like to

2:33

thank Nick Turchin. I don't know if I should have used

2:35

his full name, but Nick

2:37

Nick Atticus

2:40

and Jillian and I up with with

2:42

with some passes to The

2:44

San Diego Zoo and well safari animal markets

2:47

were down there in San Diego this weekend

2:50

Due to a string of unlikely events. We found

2:52

ourselves in San Diego Not

2:54

we were staying at a very religious culty hotel.

2:56

Oh, I'm be known as to us at one

2:58

point There are stories and I

3:01

will get to those stories not here later somewhere else.

3:03

I will tell them a premium podcast Every

3:06

day bibles in the bath. My god guys

3:08

I was wandering around at night after like

3:10

my wife and child were asleep. I'm like,

3:12

oh no Oh

3:15

more on that Hey, I got a drink No,

3:17

you can't if you're down in San Diego area

3:19

and you come across a good deal on a hotel

3:22

called the legacy Be careful. That's all I have to

3:24

say that said they were all very nice

3:26

of the legacy took good care of us and did not Charge

3:29

us when we canceled Last

3:31

marriage when we said we cannot stay here

3:34

anymore. They were cool. Also. No All

3:37

right. Yes. Also the new Kevin Hart movie on

3:39

Netflix seems like a Brian type movie looks like

3:41

it's very fun Like

3:43

robbery at 40,000 feet apparently. It's very good

3:45

I have really a chance to watch it

3:47

a friend of a friend wrote it and

3:50

That friend of mine is really I think he's

3:53

gonna be disheartened to hear this episode nice pun.

3:55

It's probably to be Good. He's

3:57

probably gonna be tuning in going. Ah, here's where Anderson's

3:59

gonna take heed my advice and watch

4:01

that movie and help help this movie

4:03

soar to the heights of Netflix sorry

4:06

Paul I was not able to watch that movie and like

4:09

I said in my email I do not do heart what

4:12

is it called once a day I don't know but people

4:14

apparently people are enjoying it and if you are

4:16

looking for some lift like

4:18

like fodder I still like on my part the first

4:21

thing when you google Kevin Hart plane movie soul plane

4:23

comes up that's still I believe

4:25

that film has gone

4:28

left don't don't give me a ride I

4:31

live oh trust me I've got a great

4:34

it's probably good it's probably very good oh

4:36

yeah it's gonna 32 on around tomatoes we're

4:38

not helping the cause my friend Paul is going

4:40

to be very very upset but it was 500

4:43

audience ratings they gave it a 33 all

4:46

right hey I

4:49

I covered my bases I didn't say I thought I said

4:51

I heard I didn't lie once I'm not a shill for

4:53

the man I bet it's some

4:56

life fodder I bet Brian would like it I bet

4:58

it's fun high on the fun scale okay no

5:01

the the writer is not

5:03

credited as your friend Paul no Paul's the

5:05

friend of the friend I don't know speaking

5:08

of high on the fun scale yes Brian attended the

5:10

show Oh Brian went

5:13

to one of your show he heckle

5:15

he did not can we just

5:17

talk about your show real quick before we move on and

5:19

we actually talked about movies and whatnot but Avery's show and

5:21

I've said it before it's very good

5:24

Avery's a very adept stand-up

5:26

comedian he's got a great presence I

5:28

think that probably translates onto this show to

5:30

an extent and occasionally I've

5:32

been doing bread I've been to

5:34

his confessions of a serial stand-up

5:37

what is it called comedy confessional yes comedy

5:39

confessional twice now I think it should be

5:41

bigger I think it should have a

5:44

larger stage you guys do

5:46

it a small space that said while you can

5:48

go see it if you're lucky enough to

5:50

live in Southern California area and you have access go

5:52

see it one of these months

5:54

before it expands and blows up ample parking

5:56

down there in San Diego easy I mean

6:00

It's gonna be it's a really fun night out

6:02

I took my wife and now one of the

6:04

few spots in Santa Monica you can actually say

6:07

man What ample parking free ample free parking? Yeah,

6:09

tell us what you thought of the show before

6:11

we What

6:15

listen We

6:20

joke because Avery was out

6:22

of here. Listen, the parties don't Avery

6:24

was a guest on the LA mag

6:27

podcast. I was Sorry,

6:29

this is hello video feed. We just started

6:31

pushing. I just push record. I am late

6:33

I'm sorry if you're watching on YouTube, they

6:35

haven't missed welcome. Welcome. You've missed very little

6:38

Except about why you should or should not

6:40

watch the Kevin Hart movie Okay in recapping

6:42

our weekend adventures around town around Los Angeles.

6:45

I Decided of

6:47

Avery on as a guest as the producer

6:49

of comedy professional on

6:51

the LA magazine podcast the Brian's Gina show and

6:53

every How long we on for 15 minutes? Yeah,

6:56

it was nice They

6:58

would just talk about the show talk about history the

7:00

show talked about our experiences there Christie has

7:02

walked in the studio. She was at the show as well

7:06

Did she like it more than poor things? You

7:12

know, there's more audible there was much

7:14

more audible laughter out of the woman

7:16

next to the ie Christie During comedy

7:18

professional than there was at poor thing.

7:21

Okay Hey, I gotta

7:23

tell you poor things Poor

7:25

things just staying power. Yeah, I thought

7:27

about it I've seen other films that

7:29

I've not used like fast that are

7:31

in a similar vein That

7:33

have fallen by the way side that have

7:35

sloughed off. No, it's in your brain Is

7:38

the one that has stuck around a hundred

7:40

percent and that's I mean all noggin now

7:42

the granted it's riddled with disease Yeah and

7:45

medicine. Oh You're guy

7:48

because of poor things then it helped

7:50

I Can't imagine it helps

7:52

because the movie itself is riddled with this. Yes.

7:54

They saying take it for was worth a huge

7:56

grain of salt I'm

7:58

I have. I'm thinking

8:00

about fondly and more than guess

8:03

I think this. this show collectively

8:05

are highly recommend. Poor things but.

8:07

Understand. That a lot of oh

8:10

will not enjoy the old poor thing.

8:12

I realized that this is not the

8:14

groundbreaking rev Lazy Butts. I kinda thought

8:16

it was his. We talk

8:18

often about the Big Lebowski and how

8:20

we now we didn't like effort acting

8:22

out. Yeah yeah, I realized hum thrive

8:25

of a lot of comedy is that

8:27

at first I'm not sure if I

8:29

lived. It has since become a favorite.

8:31

movies. Too much that you must.

8:33

but. So. Much focus

8:35

from them from the viewer on the

8:38

plot. Yes, we fly, you're following fly

8:40

you how to make sense of in

8:42

poor thing as well but is absurd

8:44

Summers and you're trying to follow your

8:47

what what? What is happening here. To

8:50

access and then you miss the jokes you

8:52

miss the voted yes I think it's I

8:54

love and we as a lot of subtlety

8:56

a new on other forgery washing it when

8:58

it streams of have led the soon began

9:00

having a lot of humor that was missed

9:02

by says me drawn of all the blood

9:04

is still doing really well in theaters must

9:07

my buddy who suffer for a wanted to

9:09

see a bearded have seen beekeeper and loving

9:11

that he didn't get to poor things because

9:13

it was still sold out wherever you tried

9:15

ago when I guess he's a day of

9:17

gonna go shopping Beekeeper guy. Ah

9:19

he's a day of time a guy and

9:22

he said yeah it's completely sold out. Not

9:24

just our just the front rows available sold

9:26

out sold out are going off. he was

9:28

will seem four hundred vast the know if

9:30

we only got like riders as I love

9:33

her you know this is of during the

9:35

middle weights yeah they've received a shocking Chrissy

9:37

says after home and a half weeks he

9:39

says your minds as you really underlined on

9:41

know and life for thing Moving in about

9:43

a hard mark Ruffalo are over miserable as

9:46

broke as like see she likes to refloat.

9:48

We'll. See of his regiment attempts and back

9:50

and back to my wife. Not and I'm very

9:52

interesting of his movies. you're not be more things

9:55

which he'd She did point out the fact that

9:57

the on the Raza right affect us. now

9:59

she was She might ask for the fact, but she would

10:01

never admit it. You

10:03

catch her just watching it at 1am. She has

10:05

a complicated relationship with that. But she pointed out

10:08

the fact that it was

10:10

written and directed and created by men. And

10:12

I'm sure that Emma Stone brought her

10:14

own take, as strong actors do, to

10:16

projects. But I was thinking about that

10:19

more just this morning. As I was taking a shower, I was

10:21

thinking about her take on that.

10:23

And it's

10:25

a good point. And I can accept

10:28

it. It's a valid point.

10:31

However, I think her experience is

10:33

really put through the meat grinder of what it

10:35

is to be a woman in a man's world.

10:39

And we need a man's point of view, for sure,

10:42

to write the Ruffalo character. I will

10:44

also point out that while it is

10:46

the minority, for sure, of writers slash

10:48

directors who can portray

10:50

the female experience well, if

10:53

I can be the Euro-Slandtamus does it well,

10:55

he's in the last movie, the favorite. He's

10:58

a guy who can portray the

11:01

female experience well and observationally,

11:04

insightfully. So don't throw the movie out

11:06

of the bathwater. Right. Well, Jillian has

11:08

done that with all cinema,

11:11

essentially. Well, she hates the bathwater.

11:14

I was going to say, you're going to be coming down. I watched Soul Burn a

11:16

few more times, just that scene. I watched it

11:18

right before I got to bed. Why? That's

11:20

how I roll. I like to have slurping sounds

11:22

in my head as I'm drifting off this little

11:24

ASMR. Argh! It

11:27

is available, and I could watch it whenever

11:29

I want. We all can, because I think it's on Prime, right?

11:31

The old Soul Burn. Soul Burn. Yes. Soul

11:34

Burn you need to catch up with. This guy's not seeing

11:36

Soul Burn. What? Or have I? Oh,

11:38

no. Oh, did you watch

11:40

Soul Burn on the plane? Soul

11:42

Burn? Plane? Soul Burn? How

11:45

do you... Yes. Because

11:47

you've got to go to the bathroom and wash up after

11:49

the movie. It's so gross. Were you able to do so?

11:51

I will say the first class bathroom's a quite sizable thing.

11:53

Can you see the tone, though? Dude, clearly. Dude, dude. First

11:56

time in my life, this Blew

11:58

my goddamn mind. Her

12:00

out a window unit. Oh always know

12:02

what's the i usually buy you a

12:05

d and lot. Hello World has literally

12:07

look out onto the world where inmates.

12:09

Will. Kind of plane isn't says

12:12

they air avast reasons they

12:14

are. I don't

12:16

know what I mean Spirited over says I've

12:18

never seen on a whim. now they're live

12:21

near as Pretty sweet and pretty funny side

12:23

I ah. We. Get to talk. Curse.

12:26

For a second here when I could give any spoilers

12:28

way curse has wrapped up I know a number of

12:30

you're watching it and emails and phone calls that I've

12:32

heard was hers. or the curse is a ah. Interesting.

12:36

Under sells it is as he also

12:38

times article experimental might be are also

12:41

some facility sentence so it's a it's

12:43

a show that should not exist on

12:45

paper. It doesn't make any sense. Is

12:47

Emma Stone as many sassy and it's

12:49

not Nathan Field. How as a result

12:51

of those three to gather I can

12:53

see Safti enough and episode for sure

12:55

How Nathan Fielder fits in Mason for

12:58

your major via right up been watching

13:00

it you're like oh yeah this is

13:02

Defamation Field professor How the piston sold

13:04

as I have no idea. To

13:06

the ceiling so it is to be an

13:08

adult swim every is not seen All

13:10

of it. I watched the final episode

13:12

last night. If you're if you're looking for

13:15

a show with a bow on it

13:17

where everything is wrapped up. You.

13:19

Have to realize five episodes him of there's

13:21

no way they can read up all these

13:23

crazy storylines and. Things. that

13:25

are possibly to there's so many check off gun

13:27

moments that eat is no are never going to

13:29

get paid other almost the has to be doing

13:31

on purpose to foster the of the either break

13:33

the rules for the sake of break to be

13:36

else That said it was very satisfying to me

13:38

at the end is like what that well as

13:40

what the fuck does you deposits of good. Public

13:43

Sphere as scared as old as all sorts a

13:46

river interpretations I don't know how are you do

13:48

is I'm sorry but every time I just needed

13:50

to a spoiler on this I guess we got

13:52

by an average or never get a camera when

13:54

their own hours. Of viewing you would need at

13:56

it. Let's not a Brian show he I think

13:58

you're very good be. He. Can I? You

14:01

know? Is. So comfortable and funny.

14:03

I think you like the rehearsal

14:05

and Nathan for you more. I

14:07

was actually just butler who assigned

14:09

Lebron our lama lama stash this

14:11

morning sickness and.he's watching the curse

14:13

as well. He interesting comp that.joss

14:15

came up with which is a

14:17

punch drunk love similar in tone

14:19

where it's very uncomfortable, things are

14:21

always ramp enough. But. Nothing's

14:23

wrong in the stakes are pretty love malignancy

14:26

that yes and obviously untied gems is I

14:28

am a teaser com to zap two brothers

14:30

but that's also with it is it's like

14:32

easy to fit the drama in the intensive

14:35

uncut gems and applied it to just a

14:37

specific will have it es una but he

14:39

us laugh the handle at any given moment

14:41

so it was compelling television I get our

14:43

way to get back to it's and. I.

14:46

Talk a lot of shit about series and like, know, How

14:49

long form television and hours stealing from

14:51

theaters in the movie going experience? In

14:53

also just movies in general but. There's.

14:55

Something I get a there's something to be said to

14:57

be a little back to the comfort of the characters,

14:59

even spending time with for weeks. I.

15:01

Understand and obviously. Only if it

15:03

works So and if it's worth investment, I think

15:06

that occurs only worth the investment. Oh

15:08

absolutely. It's not for everybody, but

15:10

man at his ass the one in three.

15:12

Our audience would absolutely love it. I.

15:15

Think self yeah. Maybe. More of a

15:17

bit of a more. It's

15:20

ah. Ah right Speaker

15:22

against the so it's a I look forward

15:24

to talk. Knew more about our little talk

15:26

about Unreal episode next week and then was

15:28

it was for their on the Curse because

15:30

we got it. Yeah did I say and

15:32

it's one of those shows where I don't

15:34

know a size. I don't know if I

15:36

felt more attention even watching something like Breaking

15:38

Bad is Breaking Bad no wrinkles times and

15:41

also were to life and death there for

15:43

hims historic why my nerves that I'm looking

15:45

is my pillow risk for there is a

15:47

man with a god who has been as

15:49

not to not his message to patrol the

15:51

parking. Lot anymore. But he still is. So

15:53

you're tough guy know? Rails

15:57

are signs. The zebra. ah

15:59

right. No uncomfortable through. A

16:02

foot. Ah,

16:06

Because his love for her so stray cat Jose

16:08

is that the Curzon next to be in effect

16:10

That beef as nothing on the curse from it.

16:12

yeah I love the curse compare to be and

16:14

I enjoyed be quite a bit. but it was

16:16

her says. Stickers. Swings for

16:18

the fences at every at bat. Suspicious really

16:20

does is not to take a loss as

16:22

the colors as loved your area is a

16:24

real that he's got hit by pitch after

16:26

the Us has a researcher at a disgrace

16:29

to others who the house as a city

16:31

system as it auto say wait till slut

16:33

last episode ah don't over and Emma Stone

16:35

and knows how to play annoying horrible Karen

16:37

Bench so effect hours for as use been

16:39

so likeable and pretty much everything else that

16:41

I've seen or I'm sure that you know

16:43

this couple that I'm isn't butts in I

16:45

think of are like you know he. A

16:47

I choose that. Lovable great, Yes, A

16:50

lot of guns rewards his like again

16:52

now zombie Lanza humans is like out

16:54

birdman kind of of. Others are Ilan

16:57

yeah she's the one who's you cast

16:59

to immediately get empathy. Underside here sees

17:01

the worst part. She misses the like

17:04

Everything that's wrong with social media and

17:06

these acts. Nathan plays such a good

17:08

pathetic. Insecure, Ada beta

17:10

but trying to be up in ah

17:12

well as my guy that I that

17:14

I see he's so good at the

17:16

pathetic stiffs how much as the with

17:19

us for a big plate of so

17:21

and as opposed to do so which

17:23

are. The Curse and

17:25

Safti just ah dude. he's old filters

17:27

and it's perfect hours at the same

17:29

he's He's a very good actor that

17:31

Mr. Savage as he was. this is

17:33

Helen Often I suspect it's to set

17:35

using this and Oppenheimerfunds remember him getting

17:37

time. To. Time

17:39

now. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. This is how is of

17:42

the same dude of I see more stuff

17:44

and then years in either. Dear God it's

17:46

me Margaret over here with that. Oh

17:49

he's most of the and a Marvel

17:51

film no Such a Mouse. right?

17:54

Now deals angers me. Recommend anyone to

17:56

make a comeback. Give me back and

17:58

marvel at my beef. The sappy speak

18:00

marvel I'm know what the I would have a

18:02

real and I could see been about. I'm said

18:05

if they were allotted around direct never be allowed

18:07

to put know has anyone bones? The regular season

18:09

of Venom doesn't Mickey Mouse direct all them. Know.

18:12

Them name directors I know, but do they

18:14

direct them? I mean damage. The direct them

18:17

in the sense of they actually have control,

18:19

right? I mean, aside from the anymore might

18:21

be the Navy and Sam Raimi Yeah, you're

18:24

right there. Navy Marine, his several system

18:26

down the middle. derive yeah he's he. And

18:28

like set the template for what a Marvel

18:30

movie should look like, which is pretty. Safe.

18:33

His fun as even I think are real are

18:36

good movies or the russo brothers I don't know

18:38

that there is I don't know the you

18:40

can discern a style of avarice gonna make his

18:42

handler this voice is considered doing all that

18:44

he also do in the store was yoga. And.

18:47

A Ride Johnson, Star Wars, there's some some

18:49

semblance his ranch over them they kicked him

18:51

or his Gareth Edwards was a rogue one.

18:53

yeah although more of your robe one area

18:55

and or would you how? I cannot believe

18:57

you've not seen and or nor am I

19:00

heard of the on a second. I don't

19:02

think I've seen the last season of a

19:04

Mental or I that's fine Checked out items

19:06

you guys not having seen and or is

19:08

is a crime to get out of his

19:10

hair. What's the curse? I. Use

19:13

knows the messenger Tessa was so

19:15

a Soca. That's fine, On

19:19

his as hard as I. Endorsed

19:23

Novelists. Who are the sale of

19:25

the do is have received one of those like that

19:27

with the lead. In the

19:30

boys has done to her face

19:32

Oh has run out in our

19:34

Thor Branstad. It's. How

19:37

it's you know the you know, the lead

19:39

in as Star Break with their name and

19:41

in the boys? oh yes I headed over

19:43

there to Swans It Yeah the blonde with

19:45

the blonde woman i forget her name but

19:47

ducks. Star Fire Starlight. Starlight. A voluminous and

19:49

she's wrangle adorable. She's great. actresses does it

19:52

all. She's perfectly normal. I don't. I.

19:54

Don't know what her she's Zac Efron was. It

19:56

has been like in a room. Making

19:58

fun of each other's faces. And an eight

20:00

is the father God to do something drastic.

20:03

Look her up. Ah has I mean who's

20:05

you want from me? Adorable girl next door

20:07

for you could trust. To

20:09

she looks like our madame like like

20:11

starlight as an Anne More hours and

20:14

had some subtle and an elaborate adding.

20:16

why would she do that was so

20:18

mad Modern art and. I.

20:20

Suggest as or for onus of people have

20:22

to be an inner corner the his big

20:24

a surrounded by people seeing as a good

20:27

idea other ones we should all be very

20:29

concerned about sack off as Aca France wiring

20:31

are selectively are very concerned roman that of

20:33

ordinary lives like the real Less Hulk. It

20:35

looks like. He looks like he's

20:37

word items I can adjust butler by this

20:39

earlier today, tix he looks like he's worried

20:42

a a Zac efron mask that. He.

20:44

With each copy, they made it a little

20:46

further from the truth. Yes, like each reproduction

20:48

they did a we we should be so

20:50

we should be concerned for this man. Who.

20:53

Hear me talking Watching his The

20:55

Iron Law I. I. Was

20:57

he looks like you as you sound and

21:00

eighty's action figure is in a band. Oh

21:02

well and brought it to lie. Guess the

21:04

him a real, That's real I believe I

21:06

mean our hello I know if is real

21:08

but that's all my do it one hundred

21:11

fuck. The. Image looks like a

21:13

like a lovely lady. she just doesn't look

21:15

anything like see you know which? Are you

21:17

still a great know what'd she do zulu

21:19

lot away for role know that's not. Oh

21:22

dear, her nose is gone. What

21:25

happened as Michael Jackson ask of

21:27

you have seen one Textures are

21:29

doubly done Accused me of the.

21:32

Russian. Judgment based on the on picture

21:35

on on not seen. Positive.

21:37

Oh, and she was stunning. I love that

21:39

woman. Ah, my sister. She doesn't look like

21:41

an attractive person now. she just doesn't look

21:43

anything like who's Lg at. Added like twenty

21:45

years to her appearance and thirteen years is

21:47

why or with I feel so bad for

21:49

these people that. That. Have these

21:52

these issues that need help before they actually

21:54

go and have a nice of help us

21:56

make up. The. Aussies, Of.

22:00

I. Am I'm not gonna mean she's not

22:02

look like well on the phone for things over

22:04

the agency so what can I suppose you walk

22:06

down the street without getting it onto at yeah

22:09

with the depth. Of some

22:11

dressed I was the feals in his fans

22:13

elections and bile blight way. What's more shocking

22:15

that or as aca on was which one

22:18

Zadie I know is really does he have

22:20

run thing makes sense in the context of

22:22

the sound like his veins does not though.

22:25

It. Looks his body does for sure which

22:27

we should also be worried about but it

22:29

looks like on his face looks like our

22:32

the other actor in the mask when it

22:34

with the mask on I agree to the

22:36

dream. The. Very front

22:38

of yes Yes, Yes yes. Still,

22:41

Zola? Startling. List.

22:43

Or Tommy to the We Go For

22:46

Miss Burn of the segment disgust on

22:48

New Years Resolution episode last Or and

22:50

Citizen Miss would do without asking him

22:52

if he were there for that small

22:55

honest swim. Nine two Four to on

22:57

Reddit Arizona. So sweet. You can

22:59

almost hear the social gun being pointed at

23:01

him. Off might do as he does not

23:04

want to see any beautiful actresses nude because

23:06

it objectifies them and they remind him of

23:08

his sister. Thus I feel so guilty. I

23:10

derive no simple pleasures. I'm seeing a side

23:12

boob the the actress signed off on. You

23:14

people who take pleasure in the female form

23:16

are bad. Bad lot is is Anna save

23:18

us the I don't know oh who's. Honest

23:21

swim, honest swappers and a

23:23

swim. I look at. I

23:26

own an Iraqi tells I was a slight or

23:28

if I'm being I slammed over here but I

23:30

with Bright and I just last week we're talking

23:32

about how. Yahya

23:34

how we feel guilty wasn't an item slots

23:36

that is access or them as as I

23:39

guess I'm on to figure for showing the

23:41

pictures to go straight on Twitter Peter is

23:43

a good ol name's. Alex.

23:46

Nice. I can tell those owes been slammed

23:48

there and I can't you have a better?

23:50

I think they were endorsing your opinion. Either

23:53

me or the intention was honored. Jason.

23:56

Stein off on facebook. positive

24:00

from 2022, the Shia LaBouf headlines

24:02

led me to his long-form interview

24:04

with Bishop Barron on YouTube. I

24:07

heard about that one. He's becoming a pope

24:09

now or something. As a fellow 12-stepper, I

24:11

found his sentiments to be genuine. Oh, Jesus.

24:14

The film is a period piece set in

24:17

post-World War II Italy addresses the question, why

24:19

does God allow bad things to happen to

24:21

good people without actually answering it? We should

24:23

interview God and find out. I'd love to

24:25

know. If anyone can answer. We've

24:28

got some questions for him. Howard Stone

24:31

on Facebook roleplay. My

24:33

wife and I watched it so you don't have to. If

24:36

you're fans of Kaylee Cuoco or

24:38

David Oyewelo. Huge fans. Skip this

24:42

and skip this site. You

24:44

stay that way. Skip

24:46

it so it stays this way I

24:48

would imagine. Florence Brummer. Hey Florence. On

24:50

Facebook saw Mean Girls. I loved

24:52

it. Previews didn't give anything

24:54

away. There was a ton of fun surprises.

24:57

The cast was great and the movie made one of my favorites

24:59

fresh again. Hashtag so

25:01

fetch. So fetch.

25:03

Jim Kepet. I saw the zone of interest

25:05

twice in 36 hours. Why?

25:09

That's torture. And it will not leave my

25:11

mind. Cold haunting

25:13

and finding the horror and mundanity.

25:16

The banality of evil indeed best film of 2023. Really?

25:20

And lastly PETA beta. Watch

25:23

The Beekeeper. And had a

25:25

ton of fun turning my brain off. Eating

25:28

more Taylor James' Lazarus than Andre Tarkovsky's

25:30

Stalker. The brain was working hard to

25:32

make up for Statham. Make Bee Pons.

25:35

Stalker was ultimately too heady for me. And

25:38

I enjoyed my time grappling with the philosophical

25:40

ideas of self desire while constantly saying

25:42

how damn long is this shot. Wait

25:44

so he's doing Stalker and Beekeeper? I guess.

25:48

I have not seen Beekeeper but I've seen

25:50

Stalker. We both see Stalker. I'm just gonna

25:52

blend him. Yeah. It's

25:55

kind of the Beekeeper of rushing now. I

25:57

don't know if it is. think

26:01

we've got two FBT scores one

26:03

for the beekeeper one for poor things what do we think

26:05

is better oh guys come

26:08

on this is a real or think about it

26:10

okay Anderson said poor things I

26:12

say poor things right now

26:14

with five reviews the beekeeper

26:16

FBT score is 100% wow I

26:18

can't be beaten and for things

26:20

with 11 a beat

26:25

is 72 that is criminal well who

26:28

knows maybe beekeepers fucking rad also

26:30

maybe the people voting on this they haven't had

26:32

the week-long period four

26:37

things are

26:40

staying power

26:43

fun hey you know I saw

26:46

some filth let's do it what do you think let's

26:49

just get right into the iron claw right it's been out

26:51

for a few weeks now we're a little bit late to

26:53

it apologies Brian's began to I've

26:56

been hearing things from the old Avery

26:58

over there about iron claw

27:00

I was thinking about

27:02

maybe skipping the iron claw dude oh

27:05

black guy but then I realized that that

27:07

the iron claw needs to be seen by

27:09

by the show so I watched

27:11

the iron claw this way the iron claw

27:13

the 22 of the film directed by originally

27:16

directed by Sean Durkin starring

27:18

Zac Efron Harris Dickinson

27:20

Jeremy Alan White Stanley

27:23

Simons Holt Mackelaney

27:26

and more more attorney and Lily

27:29

James 88% around

27:31

tomatoes there's

27:33

no you seem by

27:35

us yes separately mm-hmm all

27:38

right so I am not familiar with

27:40

Sean I'm Sean Durkin's work I you know I'm

27:43

aware of his movies but I have not seen

27:45

them I don't know about you where I say

27:47

you weren't aware of the by Eric Martha Marcy

27:50

May Marlene I've not seen that

27:52

one I've heard things I

27:55

did like the style of this movie let's just talk about the

27:57

style real quick like it felt like a movie from the 80s

27:59

at all very very 80s. Their clothes were

28:01

80s the way it was shot. I loved the production

28:03

and the stuff that they had on screen and that

28:06

the post-production for that for some of the the broadcast

28:08

was great. It felt like you were watching a family

28:11

that lived down the street from Elliott and ET almost

28:13

at times, right? Like it was from that era. This

28:15

movie could have been shot in the 80s and rented

28:18

today, you know what I mean? And we'd be like we believe it. Especially

28:21

if we didn't recognize Efron, what you have

28:23

a hard time doing. I was gonna say, the

28:25

version of Efron I'm not familiar with. I liked

28:27

all the brothers a lot and

28:30

I and Okay,

28:33

I Can't

28:35

recommend this movie. How was that? I

28:39

can't recommend this movie because it is

28:41

so painful to watch. It almost comes around

28:43

into being a dark comedy because it's so

28:46

over the top. I had to go there.

28:48

I had to let it become a dark

28:50

comedy. It legends you with tragedy. I ended

28:52

up laughing. I was stifling laughter. And

28:55

yes, the tipping point was the motorcycle

28:57

scene where I knew what was coming and

28:59

when it showed the shot of the brother on

29:02

the motorcycle, even before the reveal. I'm

29:04

like, okay. And I know the Val

29:06

and Eric's and I don't

29:09

want any disrespect to the family or any friends

29:11

of the family who might you

29:13

know But all I could

29:15

do to get through it was the laugh and

29:17

I ended up laughing quite a bit. It was

29:19

the second half. Tragedy is comedy is tragedy plus

29:22

times. The number of times I thought are you

29:24

fucking kidding me? You can't. Dude, are you guys

29:26

aware that okay, so Fuzz

29:28

thumbnails guys. This is about a

29:30

famous wrestling family who legendarily and

29:33

truthfully had a series

29:36

of tragedies befall their family. Are

29:38

you too aware that there is

29:40

another fucking Von Ehr. I saw

29:43

that. It was not in the movie. What featured

29:45

who also wrestled and also

29:47

died. Yeah, that they had

29:49

I heard they had to tear it down

29:51

because it was unbelievable. Cut out a storyline.

29:54

No, don't do that. I wanted more laughs.

29:57

I needed more. Man. Once I submit a

30:00

And like I just I got the only way I can make it

30:02

through this is just think it's hilarious Imagine

30:04

being that much of the least favorite sibling that

30:06

your death gets cut out of the bottle Oh

30:08

my god, he died on the cutting room floor

30:10

as well. Yeah, that is like well At least

30:12

I'm dead up here in heaven with my other

30:14

brothers now I know you're gonna be immortalized on

30:16

the silver screen and ah Jesus. Where

30:18

am I? Speaking of I'm here

30:21

in heaven with my brothers There's a

30:23

scene towards the end that I'm not

30:25

I'm ashamed to admit may have gotten

30:27

all no Yeah, yeah, I was behind

30:30

the entire movie and it was five

30:32

minutes. It was bullshit I was so

30:34

hungry. I saw coming alive You

30:37

took the wrong route cuz I was chuckling that was

30:39

a very funny scene But I

30:42

took the right route the entire time and like

30:44

Brian the minute it happened. I went fuck The

30:50

wigs were also I

30:53

mean they did so many things with Zach's face,

30:56

which was impressive. I mean it seemed real You

30:59

never think you're seeing Zac Efron. You never do

31:01

credit that to the film. He looked more like

31:03

what's his name from quantum leap He looks not

31:05

back. It looks a lot. It's got that a

31:07

puff Scott back. Look, but Back

31:12

a little that's what the new Zach was a

31:14

real wrestler Bob back. What else was distracting is

31:16

it? I know that actor

31:18

especially the ones who are bulked up and beefed

31:20

up Yeah, they want to look beefed up and

31:22

every every time the cameras rolling So what they

31:25

do is they'll do like pull ups and push-ups

31:27

right right before they go. That's what I do

31:29

before the show I think Efron I'm Very

31:32

confident that Efron was doing that even like right before like

31:34

he was about to wake up and get out of bed

31:36

Which are a few shots of him or just having all

31:38

just may need like dude. We know you're just pumping iron

31:41

We're just having breakfast easy up and I Feel

31:46

I feel bad. Okay, I

31:49

like this movie more than you I have

31:51

a tough time recommending it because like you

31:53

said it bludges you as tragedy and also

31:57

Now this is a fucking base of music The

32:00

ending is not satisfying. You know what

32:02

I mean? It doesn't end in a satisfying way. Like

32:04

it just kind of... The epilogue. ...rails off

32:06

and all of a sudden... Yeah. Alright, well... With the

32:08

one shot of the actual family, which I would have...

32:10

I want to see the documentary and I heard that

32:12

there was like a beyond the map. Yeah, I watched

32:15

that. It's... Did we watch that?

32:17

Do we both watch that? No. No, I feel like

32:19

it might have been... ...signed, but this story was new.

32:21

Like I didn't know... I knew his wife was tragedy.

32:23

I didn't know that it was going to be Domino's.

32:26

He... I had a weird experience

32:28

watching this because I found Zac Efron to be the

32:30

least compelling character out of all of them. Yeah. So

32:33

then when other characters would start going, my

32:35

reaction would be, Fucking he's still here? Yeah. I

32:38

liked that guy. Yeah, I know. The guy from

32:40

The Bear was great. That's the

32:42

gist of his character, right? He's the

32:44

slow and steady hand that keeps his

32:46

family together. He's just so simple, Jack.

32:49

Yeah. I feel bad. Dude, with your hair, you don't

32:51

want to stay at your house because you don't want

32:53

the curse to like rub off on your kid. So

32:55

you sleep on the fucking floor, your dad's off. I mean,

32:57

you get a hotel, we're sleeping on the couch. There's

32:59

a couch in the office. What's

33:02

the matter with you? I feel so simple. He was very

33:04

simple. I feel bad because

33:06

speaking of which, swinging the

33:08

fences, this is Zac Efron's like big, you

33:10

know what I mean? This is

33:12

him, the serious role, you

33:14

know, drama, tragedy, all that stuff.

33:17

And I feel like this movie is going to

33:19

be the odd man out at the Oscars. Like

33:21

there's some really good acting in this movie. Zac

33:23

Efron, maybe not the top of the list, but

33:26

he's good. Yeah. He's above average. And I just

33:28

don't see this. I don't know if it's up

33:30

for anything. I don't think this needs

33:32

to be up for anything. I enjoyed it.

33:34

It's a quality movie. It is. It's

33:37

the best melodrama I've seen in a long time.

33:39

And I hate melodrama. I was about to go

33:41

ahead and put it. But this one works so

33:44

well that I had to flip it and make the comedy or

33:46

else I was just going to be like so sad. In

33:49

a weaker year, this would have a much better shot. But

33:51

with how strong this year has been, it's got no shot.

33:53

There were a few clunky moments. I didn't write them down

33:55

because I was in theater. But I remember a few moments

33:57

where I was like... feel

34:01

a TV movie yeah it definitely had some lifetime

34:03

at times and I think that was some of

34:05

that was you in my opinion it

34:07

was just a few moments and I think maybe

34:09

they're just asking Zach to kind of stretch a

34:11

little too far a couple times but

34:13

let's say you've never you don't know anything about movies

34:15

right you're kind of new to the movie movie world

34:18

and just stumble into a dark room and this

34:20

is on and you don't you

34:22

don't know Zac Efron or like you don't you don't recognize

34:25

the faces which is kind of easy to do because

34:27

the Zach face new face and we say hey we want

34:29

to show you a movie that won Best Picture in 1985 you

34:32

put this on like or like 1988

34:34

like this is the type of movie that could win

34:36

Best Picture in 1988. Yeah like get cherries and fire

34:38

out of here give me the iron

34:41

claw iron claw now the big big issue

34:43

that I had with this movie and obviously

34:45

it's all about male toxicity and and

34:48

the dad and a domineering figure I would

34:50

have liked great but

34:52

I wanted more of like what got it

34:55

I know that it just he's out of his time

34:57

but I kind of wanted to know like what

34:59

his upbringing was like and we didn't get even a

35:02

glimpse of no and maybe they didn't have room for

35:04

it maybe there's too much death in that story too

35:06

I don't know if anything you get kind of rays

35:09

of light there where the mom will say the opposite of

35:11

oh he used to do music and better than anything I

35:13

had to give it up to be more serious and support

35:15

my family so you I kind of like him and he's

35:17

just the biggest piece of shit you go where yeah

35:20

it's not clear where he made that and

35:22

switch I was doing a lot because there's a lot of

35:24

time to think in this movie too because there's a lot

35:26

of long scenes and you don't have to like you know

35:28

be completely like locked in yeah so I

35:31

I was I was doing daydreaming about male

35:33

toxicity and this kind of father which I

35:35

cannot stand obviously like I if you want

35:37

polar opposite of me as a dad like

35:39

it's polar opposite of that guy there's definitely

35:42

parts of my dad in this guy for sure that I

35:44

recognized sure you didn't see your son in the rest of

35:46

these termed hockey I didn't stare I

35:48

mean just watch me like sure yeah I didn't tell

35:50

him all the kids in LA or look

35:53

good I give him the opportunity to

35:56

play a man's sport okay and he's gonna be

35:58

the best man It's

36:02

real easy today in today's technology world

36:04

which is very comfortable for so many

36:06

of us, right? And Corollis always says

36:08

it's a great time to be poor with the flat screens. We

36:10

have comfort. I mean there's growing

36:13

ass humans that are still living

36:15

child-like lives daily playing video games,

36:17

baiting, you know, it's almost feels like an attack. It's

36:23

really easy to say that that kind of man

36:25

has no place in today's society. But there was,

36:27

and I'm not defending, but I'm doing that thing

36:29

where I always have to look at the other side of things a little bit

36:31

too much. He wasn't

36:33

that far removed from taming the land and coming

36:35

on to the homestead and there's fucking bears, grizzly

36:38

bears trying to kill you. There was

36:40

a place for like I have to be strong and

36:42

protect my family and he was a holdover from that.

36:45

I don't think there's any place for that kind of fucking fatherhood.

36:48

Then let alone now, but I can

36:50

understand that there was that bridge. Where they came from,

36:53

yeah. And before that when you're just like doing all

36:55

you can. It's a great depression, yeah.

36:57

Yeah. Two out of your

36:59

three kids die whether you're a Van and one

37:01

Eric or not, right? It's true. It was a

37:03

different time, which I think we have a lot

37:05

of people have a hard time, you know, remembering

37:07

that that wasn't that long ago. That's fair. But

37:09

I still wanted to know more about what created

37:11

that monster. You must be

37:13

born... You get more than May, December. Where

37:16

you get... I would like a little more of that. Yeah. Is

37:20

that true? Is that not true? Something about what happened with

37:22

the dad. Literally born in 1929, the dad. You

37:25

know what I mean? It was a

37:27

different generation. This film starts off on the mid

37:29

70s, late 70s somewhere in there. Yeah, somewhere right

37:31

around there I think. Well, yeah, the opening scene

37:33

is when they were like little kids, right? Yeah,

37:36

the black and white. They're being all sweet. Oh,

37:38

God. I meant like the events of the film, but yeah.

37:40

Yeah, because that's got to be what? Like

37:43

50s, early 60s? Yeah, early 50s. 50s,

37:46

like a 50s, like a 50s, like a 50s, like a 50s. Yeah, and it's just something

37:48

that you know, Yeah, because at the time, there were like teenagers are like, you know, getting

37:50

into the ring at the late, mid-70s. And the mom's

37:53

story was interesting too. We didn't get you, we just saw

37:55

her just trying to push it all down and being that

37:57

strong woman who wasn't... much

38:00

of a motherly figure just, oh,

38:03

it was heartbreaking what she's talking about. She can't wear

38:05

the same dress. If people are going to recognize it

38:07

because she wears it so often at funerals. Yeah.

38:11

I like, and shout out

38:13

to the performances, South to

38:16

Bottom. I thought we're actually really good.

38:18

I liked Lily James. I really liked

38:20

the brother who was not

38:22

really into the wrestling, he was a musician.

38:25

I liked him a lot. I liked all of his

38:27

things. That took me out. I

38:30

was so uncomfortable that he could not sing at all,

38:32

that he had no talent with that. Oh

38:34

really? I thought it wasn't a bad song. Yeah. I

38:37

did not think he... Oh look at you. ...and

38:39

then he jumped. It took me out. It seemed like it was a

38:41

decent song to me. Really? Some

38:44

dreams should die. And then

38:46

the guy that looks like Aaron Taylor Johnson, who's from the

38:48

bear, I guess, which I've never seen an episode of, but

38:51

he was fantastic. He was new to me because I've not

38:53

seen any of the bear. I loved his face. He was

38:55

the discus thrower. Was he like a marquee wrestling brother or

38:57

the... The discus thrower. Oh he was

38:59

carried by Eric. He was good. He was really

39:01

good. And then the man was the... I

39:04

think the oldest? No, not the oldest. The

39:06

first star was so likable. Yeah, I agree.

39:09

I enjoyed the performance. The first guy

39:11

who made the gig out of that.

39:13

The first of the brothers to get the shot

39:16

at fame. And also... Who gets

39:18

to tour Japan and all that. Oh yeah, yeah,

39:20

yeah. That guy was really good on the mic.

39:22

Johnny. Yeah, exactly. I was going to say that

39:24

the thing that separates the wrestlers, at least in

39:26

that era, probably today is your ability to be

39:29

on the mic and

39:31

do those stand-ups and deliver. And you saw

39:33

early on that some are better than others.

39:35

And Ric Flair was great. Yeah, I was

39:37

Ric Flair because I don't know Ric Flair

39:39

well enough to know if this guy was

39:41

tapping into Ric Flair. I was thinking... It

39:43

wasn't a great

39:46

caricature that said he did the role and

39:48

it was good. And you know what I

39:50

mean? But he wasn't like a speeding image

39:52

of Ric Flair or acting like Ric Flair.

39:54

You never look or hear him. He didn't

39:56

watch hours of tape of Ric Flair to

39:58

actually... and just didn't pull it

40:00

off. Maybe. Maybe. It

40:03

was, I thought the performance was good,

40:05

irrespective of the fact that it wasn't

40:07

a dead-on impression. And it

40:10

didn't need to be. That's count on saying, yeah, I

40:12

agree. He did it for what, four minutes? When their

40:14

dad would sit down and talk to them like a

40:16

fucking coach every time he had a conversation with his

40:18

own kids, like he was their goddamn football coach. I'm

40:20

announcing the right music. I hate.

40:23

I like that. I didn't mind that. It could always be

40:25

something your dad would do. Yeah. Oh,

40:27

he did. He absolutely did that. I would do

40:29

the IQ test and then tell us the scores of the IQ test.

40:32

My brother, yeah. You would do that routinely

40:34

as a psychologist. That's what I teach you

40:36

in psychology, is that you should always have

40:39

your two sons competing for IQ points.

40:43

Open. Oh. No.

40:45

Oh. I don't think

40:47

that they may. Okay. So, IraKlai, it's good.

40:50

Yeah. It's not,

40:52

it's low on the funds again. It should be a

40:54

lot more fun. It should be a lot more fun.

40:57

I can't even call this a flame movie because

40:59

while it will keep you interested and get you

41:01

across to your destination, there's a

41:03

good chance that you'll pab out like these two

41:05

guys and start crying. I

41:08

was so mad. So cheesy. I know.

41:11

That's why I was furious. So

41:13

when you, okay. All right. Yeah,

41:16

I don't, I don't, yeah. Uh-huh. Poor

41:18

Zach. How do you feel sad for, I just walked

41:21

out of that theater kind of like guilty for laughing, which

41:23

I did a lot of, and just

41:25

sad for Zach in real life and sad for that

41:27

whole fucking family. Yeah. Kind

41:29

of walked out like, eh, because I'll go home. I'm

41:31

sad now. Why? Okay.

41:34

Dude, it makes me want to get swole though. It was

41:36

well shot. Yeah. And

41:38

so there's some really like interesting, like when he's just

41:40

having a real hard time, Zach, and he's just going

41:42

from one rope to the other and they have the

41:45

shot set up. Phenomenal shot. And then

41:47

he comes into focus for a split second and just goes back

41:49

one rope, the other rope, the other rope takes two steps. Yeah.

41:52

There's a lot to like in this movie.

41:54

I just cannot recommend it. No. All

41:57

right. Iron class. Whew. Take

42:00

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42:02

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45:56

Subjected myself to this. Then

46:00

avoiding it been dream or sometimes

46:02

but I've been avoiding this effort

46:04

many reasons the three hour i

46:07

was time as him dancing and

46:09

honestly the subject matter seem the.

46:12

In a challenging, unnecessarily challenging

46:14

and ah a ten hour

46:17

plane flights and about was

46:19

on the line magazines or

46:22

perfect opportunity to enjoy cushy

46:24

more exposed for it. Or

46:28

less they really need

46:30

Anderson My movies. Spoon.

46:32

Said to me but but a

46:35

little the discoveries of the thrive

46:37

doing something right bribe me to

46:39

frame your taste and of was

46:41

no one no no everyone knows.

46:44

What? Are these. People that the man is

46:46

afraid of everything off as you might see on

46:49

Fox News or less. I'm a fair for ago

46:51

we were to one or a phobia. everything if

46:53

you if you were to watch the news and

46:55

believe that everything that's your seat on the news

46:57

is actually happening right outside your door that's how

47:00

they set that up idea that suffers as which

47:02

I was almost of I love the first as

47:04

I did too. I kind of what I wanted

47:06

more than I wanted was for apps right. I.

47:09

Guess that there were there's there's him in

47:11

the i'm afraid in a bar movement by

47:13

himself dinners him with reserves hello Assad Is

47:15

and Lady Unveiling that was hilarious. That would

47:17

have been his own movie I wish you'd

47:20

want a that to the woods which would

47:22

have been really good I think it was

47:24

his own thing separated record saying up the

47:26

first two I think then he ends up

47:28

as his mother was a puppeteers when going

47:30

on and that was I a whole it's

47:33

own thing did last me so hard and

47:35

then like I was really wavering as apply

47:37

to have had lice has the i. Why

47:39

ones in bathrooms lives of them? Under

47:41

a happy set of research, my. Life.

47:46

I love love love parts of this movie and

47:49

really didn't care for others. Maybe it's because I

47:51

didn't I didn't quite get it. Also, Ari as.

47:54

Have publicly. Said that it's a dumb movie and

47:56

he said on page in it and make what other what

47:58

you will He has not played his career. You can

48:00

do things like that. I'm here is your better out

48:02

of line of his own? The truth though. I

48:05

would I would have legs just a

48:07

bit of a reveal or bit of

48:09

us like I feel like I understand

48:12

certain parses movers like ice teas the

48:14

medicaid it is out of his right

48:16

mind is unreliable narrator I'm like for

48:18

example the first section but like as

48:21

as the little bit a lot of

48:23

his other people and the curtains I

48:25

either voices of with Ryan Reynolds realize

48:27

you get that moments where you're in

48:30

his apartment now is revealed. Avoid taxes

48:32

on your rights Oh my oh no.

48:34

As in your avoid go back to our

48:37

oath and sort of like have that knowledge

48:39

as he was wrote the stories. Yeah isn't

48:41

as us My feeling was that. Out

48:44

on the ride. If I really feel

48:46

like the filmmaker knows exactly what they're

48:48

saying, I believe it. I don't know.

48:50

I'm not convinced he knew where you

48:52

go and get as a good did.

48:55

I did and I'll be clear say

48:57

and of evidently there's a lot Easter

48:59

eggs in the Seaford robot back and

49:01

watch it and I used a couple

49:03

of in pointed out mainly Amazon namely

49:05

the name. The names, All those

49:07

different production companies that came up again, the beginning

49:09

and it until you know like all the difference.

49:11

Yeah company that made this movie. You see it

49:14

every time you see a movie I get opens

49:16

up. showed us up. There. The name

49:18

service an Easter egg that is a character

49:20

in the movie a real suggesting that that

49:22

person as something to do with how the

49:24

story of Top of interesting that. Some.

49:28

The like you said some omnivorous stuff is

49:30

us that have stayed with me. But did

49:32

you find no first? Ninety minutes is funny.

49:34

Sanderson I did is we really? if that

49:37

is that was the movie. This.

49:39

Would have been easily black and I remain a

49:41

movie and he's just grappling with Be in the

49:43

Sierra Little Do and not owning the family it

49:46

and that is sort of the conclusion This would

49:48

have been falling we top three. Forget. The.

49:50

Progress as a the turn where he goes

49:52

to live. A question mark with associate the

49:55

I would see our with the family of

49:57

assessments. Deceit. A sore as a of

49:59

the family. The Divorce is where the

50:01

movie really wobbled for me. Yeah.

50:04

No, and with a family Yeah,

50:06

this album is lane and as

50:08

family again. I. Would have

50:10

sufficed a little sick find the curtain like

50:12

was. Was. As they offered. Me

50:15

or like we're seeing the world

50:17

through Walking Bozize and he is

50:19

not a reliable narratives out with

50:21

has your none of this is

50:23

as it seems. That said were

50:25

never let in on what it

50:27

actually is another choice I understand

50:29

bout of liked that. For.

50:31

Next year you can also not like

50:33

a choice of I was younger I'd

50:35

write about my your toy isn't worth

50:37

the three our investment our now though

50:40

I'm a socialist section is refrigerant I

50:42

was I was looking forward live where

50:44

was going a hose more that and

50:46

then it wasn't until I have a

50:48

while it might have always the three

50:50

hours for don't mind of don't mind

50:52

if I'd known as that of a

50:54

blame for the of it's effects of

50:56

the best take away from his entire

50:58

movie and will favor and average Rockets

51:00

know Expose a graffiti ten. Minutes in.

51:02

Oh yeah, either that have been a

51:04

lobby. And. One of

51:06

the article somebody me our department various Julie

51:08

drew a simplistic kilroy trying to fillet since

51:11

the seventies p made his own mouth and

51:13

will thought bubble a were bubble the know

51:15

that you started such as a dick a

51:17

think his team is oh mouth. I'll.

51:20

Get a kill that a lot of his

51:22

remember since I was in south and is

51:24

just a little thought bubbles as don't mind

51:26

for to in a reliable got that roof.

51:28

Really enjoy that You know the. Series

51:31

p. What part What percentage of a

51:33

punk rock and if you'd seen as we're like nineteen what

51:35

are considered in that as like a small ten bucks to

51:37

at I to allow of I had a friend like you

51:39

that was I gonna get we get it all back more

51:41

than a we both get it together it's better. than

51:45

i do think that's an extension

51:47

of of our largest lobby in

51:49

the copper horns this is a

51:51

lot of similarities there with the

51:53

yeah childlike kinda sophomore graffiti yes

51:55

in in there and i do

51:58

have to think that there's direct

52:00

correlation. They planted some seeds in

52:02

that first section but they didn't wait

52:05

for them to do that. This is

52:07

what a very smart artistic minded fella

52:09

who's working on an elevated

52:12

plane is capable

52:14

of when untethered I think. That's what Bose

52:16

afraid of. I feel like a lot of

52:19

things in this movie mean something those folks

52:21

understand but I didn't.

52:23

I wish it was tethered. I wish this

52:25

was like we were saying those first two

52:27

acts distilled down into like a 90 minute

52:29

two-hour movie that we

52:32

can digest and openly recommend and go back to

52:34

and revisit. I don't know if I have

52:36

it in me. I wish this was my sister

52:38

in the theater. That last

52:40

act was uncomfortable. The stuff with the mom was this

52:43

woman forever. But how long would you see it? You

52:45

saw it a week ago now. Have you been trying

52:47

to sort it all out and figure it out? Because

52:49

I came up with a couple theories. I don't

52:52

remember them but as far as like you know

52:54

what that puppet was all about and what was really

52:56

going on there like the sex

52:58

scene which is one of the strangest sex scenes we'll

53:00

ever see. I remember being mad at

53:02

the end of this movie. I remember thinking fuck you.

53:05

You didn't even know what you were saying. Bose afraid

53:07

and everyone was mad. I don't think so. Maybe

53:10

that's wrong but that was my initial take was I don't

53:12

think you knew what you were saying and you made me

53:14

sit three hours through that. Unless this was like a rush

53:16

job and they're like Ari you got you know the world

53:18

that you're whatever you want to

53:20

do. He's like I don't really have anything on it. I'm gonna take a

53:22

retreat with a bunch of cocaine and I'll come

53:24

back after a week with an idea. It just

53:27

felt a little too ambiguous. I felt

53:29

like he didn't want to quite commit to what

53:31

it was about and left a little more of

53:33

it open to interpretation for you to

53:36

kind of fill in the gaps. I think it all comes down

53:38

to mommy and daddy issues. I think that's what all comes down

53:40

to. And

53:42

Dicks. Like

53:44

I said if he was given the world and they're like we

53:46

need a project and he didn't have anything ready and he went

53:48

off on a retreat and did you know cocaine for a couple

53:51

weeks and wrote this then yes I think you might be right

53:53

but if this is something that's been floating around in his head

53:55

for like a decade or so and he's like

53:57

yeah I got something I want to work on then maybe that's

53:59

I don't know. I don't know maybe it's not

54:01

fair because I mean for Jordan Peele like we quite

54:03

clearly saw that he had nothing He I think he

54:06

openly admitted that he had nothing when he did us

54:08

and they're like, all right, you had

54:10

so much success What's your next

54:12

one? He's like, give me a minute and then he came back

54:14

like two minutes later. It said I got us Let's go. Yeah,

54:16

and it was half big to that. This might be the same

54:18

thing going on here. I don't know Yeah,

54:22

sorry, that's all that's what I sound

54:24

like. Okay, we take a break here we go

54:30

Five shaving scenes for not

54:32

bad atreon only, huh? Huh?

54:36

I don't know if it has legs for like a

54:38

full legs Might be

54:40

some legs being shaved in the top five shaving scenes.

54:42

I already got my top three I was thinking about a

54:45

wall watching the opening scene of Lumos stashed Assigned

54:47

to us by Josh Butler. Take it away. Bye. Bye Lemos

54:50

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54:53

director by Emmanuelle Carrere. I'm

54:55

gonna guess that sounds pronounced 86%

54:58

on Rotten Tomatoes you can stream this on Amazon

55:00

Prime or residents does Yes,

55:03

this is I liked this

55:05

movie more than I expected to given the

55:08

fact that it is a it is

55:10

a surreal French

55:12

film with lots of metaphors

55:14

and lots of symbolism and

55:18

Normally, I have very very little tolerance for

55:20

those but I was surprised at how much

55:22

I liked this movie. Yeah On

55:25

paper this would not be a fill that with the

55:27

interesting. So here's the story and it's pretty easy to

55:31

Lay out there. Just let you know And

55:34

the movie just goes the premise is this is a

55:36

man With a woman it's

55:38

the guy from Chitan if you

55:40

saw that year ago or a couple years

55:42

ago You you've

55:44

not seen Chitana a lot of body horror that one

55:46

Brian. No, no one who did raw There's

55:50

mustache horror in this And

55:52

I'm gonna call it mustache horror. So yeah, so

55:54

it's it's that actor. What's his name? I've

55:56

done You didn't do the thing. People

56:00

are they doing their bit? Fridge actresses

56:02

and actors. A note off. To. The

56:05

take pride in that disrespect This pic. Lose

56:08

sight so I use there are there

56:10

others margins name is Vincent Lindo yeah

56:12

we've seen him before. we've seen him

56:14

before know and it is his room

56:16

well as a his wife's name. Is

56:19

wise the oh and then the

56:21

I move as a agnes visit

56:23

like on yes the ever What

56:25

Is her and Man Emanuel a

56:27

diverse the manual devils. Mail.

56:30

That device you save as he he said

56:32

he was in it's Israel was the deal

56:34

on his when it's french noodle times when

56:36

as a foreign film and they're not actors

56:38

you've broken through on a large love alarms

56:40

given out so this couples together their apologize

56:42

of sugar comfortably been I've been together for

56:44

a while it's not clear for married or

56:47

not important and I use ikea get him

56:49

out a bath or something to be like

56:51

hey what if I were to i shaved

56:53

my mustaches a guy and of i like

56:55

that i wouldn't recognize our know you are

56:57

in his as he gets a little like

56:59

idea. What? And him? I do this

57:01

little twinkle in his ass next and we

57:03

know we're We're We're since Roy. Eight minutes.

57:06

Very. Well done scene of her a man

57:08

saving his moustache for as he goes on that

57:10

humorous figures they swimming as I wasn't born again

57:12

I was I. I never got me thinking like

57:14

you know top five shaving seen this would be

57:16

in there I'd either the bathtub don't It seems

57:19

like he's taking steps that are unnecessary and is

57:21

making messes where he doesn't need to us last

57:23

or sorts. He finishes his moustache shaving and he

57:25

looks little different paths and he can't wait for

57:27

the big reveal to his wife, his girlfriend numbered.

57:31

Ultimately, See. Does

57:33

not months after him like com

57:35

Real reaction was on zero yes

57:37

and it goes on from there

57:39

and. The. rest of the

57:41

movie as his him unraveling mentally

57:43

guess is he's in gasoline say

57:45

every boy is he he believes

57:47

his the gas eleven he knows

57:49

no one had knowledge that reserve

57:51

yelling as an annual revenue and

57:53

press the issue and their life

57:55

he makes his girlfriend wife however

57:57

call ah called and then like

58:00

Like they got together earlier that night. Did

58:02

Mark ever have a mustache? No, of course

58:04

not, what are you talking about? The day

58:06

of the mustache shaving incident, right? They go

58:08

to dinner with her ex-boyfriend who is now

58:10

in a relationship with a woman. So it's

58:12

like a double date type thing. They're at

58:14

the house drinking wine, being French. And

58:17

they don't notice the mustache is gone either. So now

58:19

he's getting pissed. The quiet rage

58:21

and fury is there. Yeah, and he's getting more

58:23

and more angry as they're driving. And then late,

58:25

late at night, they're having a big argument about

58:27

it back at their apartment. And then she's like,

58:30

look, I'll call them. And so because

58:32

he thinks that she got up there before him

58:34

and said, hey, he shaved his mustache.

58:37

I'm ignoring it. You guys got to ignore it too.

58:39

It would be hilarious. So that's what he thinks is

58:41

going on. But like she's like descending into madness. Like

58:43

he's like finding old pictures of them from a vacation

58:45

in Bali where like, yeah, they had a heaps of

58:47

them. They had the mustache. And

58:49

he's like, what are the measures? Like what are you

58:52

talking about? He gets his passport at one point. He's

58:54

got like the biggest, he's got the biggest mustache ever.

58:58

He's a costing strangers. Like what's

59:00

the difference between these pictures? Like

59:02

that guy's mustache. I know. He's

59:04

like, thank you. It was I love

59:07

the premise. I love the fact that they took

59:09

this this simple premise and ran with it. It's

59:11

an F and L sketch. Previs has done really

59:13

well. Really well. It does not. It doesn't even

59:15

feel like a comedy at times. It feels like

59:18

some heavy drama. I guess you said it sounds

59:20

very Andy Samberg. It's very. I definitely felt like

59:22

it's not played for Broadway comedy. It's very dark.

59:24

It did feel like mature, like Lonely Island almost.

59:27

Like if they were to really try and keep

59:29

it close to the vest and play it straight.

59:31

If it was lonely island. It

59:33

felt a little Yorgos Lanthimos, but not

59:36

as fantastical. And ultimately,

59:38

it's frustrating because you're there's

59:40

a scene during that double date

59:43

where there's a whole story told about his

59:45

wife's past from the boyfriend's point of view.

59:47

Her ex-boyfriend is like one of their friends.

59:49

And he's talking about how diabolical

59:52

she is that years ago when the two

59:54

of them were together. There is an incident

59:56

involving radiators. And if you turned up one

59:58

radio in your car, cabin like the other

1:00:00

radiators would not emit heat and you would screw

1:00:03

over the other people that were staying there. They

1:00:05

were going to be hot in one room and

1:00:07

freezing the other. And she ignored this and turned

1:00:09

hers up and everyone else was like freezing and

1:00:11

she denied it and she continued to deny it

1:00:13

and she denied it right there and at that

1:00:16

time as well and she's like because I didn't touch

1:00:18

the radiator and he's like there's no other explanation of

1:00:20

course you did but I respect the fact that you

1:00:22

will hold on to that

1:00:24

failure so they plant that seed where

1:00:26

maybe she is this diabolical lying yeah

1:00:28

and she's lying to everybody ultimately though

1:00:30

the question

1:00:32

is not answered but it's

1:00:35

a fun journey. Well it's kind of

1:00:37

like Donnie Darko in a sense that

1:00:39

there's this almost ultra storyline that like

1:00:41

rejoins reality at the end right

1:00:43

where like he goes a loop almost he goes

1:00:45

on a sojourn to another land and like he's

1:00:47

there for an end to term. Yeah but let's

1:00:50

not like talk about how it all wraps up

1:00:52

but like inside Lew

1:00:54

and Davis to almost and interesting it

1:00:56

could be like they could have even

1:00:58

looped it even more but ultimately

1:01:01

I wasn't super satisfied with the ending

1:01:04

but it was a fun ride. It's words of a

1:01:06

man losing his mind. Yeah to the point

1:01:08

where he's going back and forth on a boat until he

1:01:10

runs out of money. So what are

1:01:12

you doing there? He's on a ferry all day

1:01:14

long. All day long. I

1:01:18

like this movie it went down pretty smooth considering what

1:01:20

the subject matter was. I was fearful. It kind of

1:01:22

like hit the spot it's like what I needed I

1:01:24

think this week after the Iron Claw and

1:01:28

the curse. Yeah

1:01:31

what's funny is watching the curse wrap up this week

1:01:33

and the Iron Claw because there's a lot of talk

1:01:35

about cursing that one as well. Oh

1:01:39

my god the curse. I

1:01:42

can't wait. You've seen episode

1:01:44

nine right? I've seen everything but the last one yeah.

1:01:46

Or Johnny B. is that

1:01:50

scene Johnny B. is in that scene. Remember

1:01:52

the actor we can't recommend it we can't

1:01:54

we can't say his name from Captain

1:01:56

Phillips he was up for Best Actor. his

1:02:00

name was Johnny B because his name is Sarge. If

1:02:02

his name was Johnny B in Hollywood, like he'd

1:02:04

be like a household name, but he never will

1:02:07

be. He has a very elaborate Nigerian name. He's

1:02:09

in the curse. He's got a

1:02:11

fairly pivotal role in the curse. I

1:02:15

don't know what to make of any of it. I

1:02:18

don't know what, oh, when Safdie is

1:02:20

begging for one character to do something

1:02:22

to him and the character refuses,

1:02:25

it is so uncomfortable when they're visiting the house

1:02:27

and he's pretending to change a light bulb. So

1:02:31

many uncomfortable things. He's just begging.

1:02:34

There was a scene in the last episode, I don't want to

1:02:37

give anything away, where Safdie just blatantly tells somebody either, like, is

1:02:39

this for the show? He's like, oh no, I would never give

1:02:41

that to you. His

1:02:43

name is Mashka. It's like maybe a couple shots

1:02:45

later, you see him doing it for the show

1:02:47

without any kind of apology at all. He's

1:02:52

talking to this camera guy, isn't this great? This is cold,

1:02:54

this is cold. The

1:02:56

limb massage. Oh, the curse.

1:03:00

I cannot wait. Brian, I want you to

1:03:02

watch the curse. Find eight hours. Oh my

1:03:04

God. Find eight hours. Let's watch the curse.

1:03:06

Oh, the end of episode nine. Play

1:03:08

it. Show him. Oh,

1:03:11

is that the end of episode nine? Depending

1:03:15

rolls with it. That feels like five hours.

1:03:17

He bails it. Oh

1:03:19

my God. Eight hours. Because a lot

1:03:22

of them are an hour and then there's a couple of 45 minutes.

1:03:24

But I cannot wait to

1:03:26

get, I was so disappointed that my wife didn't

1:03:28

want to watch it. But at the same time, it's

1:03:30

the kind of thing I'm glad that I got to watch by

1:03:32

myself because it's so uncomfortable. You're uncomfortable sitting next to the person

1:03:34

who's with you too. I've

1:03:36

stood up in the middle of it and just gone, why? So

1:03:40

uncomfortable. All right. So

1:03:42

the best thing I've seen all week is the claw. Next

1:03:45

week, are we finally going to get to

1:03:48

anatomy of a fall? Oh,

1:03:50

I guess. You saw anatomy of a

1:03:52

fall. I'm not seeing it. By

1:03:55

the time the episode is recorded for next week, Oscar

1:03:57

and I on the nation. Okay,

1:04:01

you'll have a better idea of what you need to get. I'll have a

1:04:04

list. All

1:04:06

of us strangers is something I think I

1:04:08

will have watched by next week. Yeah, that's

1:04:10

the VIM vendors. Me and girls need to

1:04:12

be seen by me. No,

1:04:14

it does not. This is the time of year

1:04:17

where we're catching up. I got like a list

1:04:19

of like five movies that are in contention for

1:04:21

my vaulties, which I got to make sure that

1:04:23

I get in there. It's nice that we have

1:04:25

a few extra weeks to really, you know, turn

1:04:27

over all the rocks and make sure that we

1:04:29

didn't miss anything through the cracks. Beekeeper. Hey,

1:04:33

every place. Beekeeper is a 2024 movie.

1:04:36

Hey, did I talk defending my life,

1:04:38

the Albert Brooks documentary? No, you didn't.

1:04:41

I love to be talked about. That

1:04:43

was Rob Ryan, director of that one. Safe.

1:04:48

He sure did. There's no much of him in

1:04:50

it. You can enjoy it. In case you're unaware,

1:04:52

he's in the Louisa route. Oh, is he? That's

1:04:54

a style. He is almost as present as Albert

1:04:56

Brooks. Rob Reiner is

1:04:58

insufferable. You're in a really five

1:05:00

minutes. I'm not going to watch it.

1:05:03

When do we get back to assigning? All right.

1:05:05

Yeah, seriously. That's my list of resolutions. Speaking of

1:05:07

which, what are you watching next week for the

1:05:09

listeners? Do you have any? Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

1:05:12

Give me an honest. Once you want, you burn some time and I will

1:05:14

look this up real quick. Yes. Offshore

1:05:16

nominations. We'll have a list of what to

1:05:19

watch. I still have to flex

1:05:21

fast salt burn, pass

1:05:23

lives, police society, and

1:05:26

a film that I heard of that

1:05:29

actually was pretty good. For

1:05:31

Andrew Potts, we will be watching Infinity Pool.

1:05:34

Infinity Pool. Did we not see that? No,

1:05:36

we did not see Infinity Pool. That was

1:05:38

recent, right? Yeah, the Chronoverville, right? It might.

1:05:40

Was that with the foe? No, guys. Oh,

1:05:43

my God, guys. No, Infinity Pool was not

1:05:45

a Chronover. Skarsgard

1:05:47

and Mia Gough. Oh, it is Chronover.

1:05:50

My God, I'm stupid. I

1:05:52

was thinking it was. Yeah, absolutely. I

1:05:54

apologize. I was thinking like his father,

1:05:56

but yes, this is his

1:05:58

son, Brandon Cronenberg. I thought you saw

1:06:00

this now. No. Damn. Alright.

1:06:03

Great. I'm excited. Is

1:06:05

it available though? It was just... It's called

1:06:07

a hula. Alright, great. Hula! We

1:06:09

like that mia goth! I do

1:06:11

like mia goth. We like that mia goth. Alright. We've

1:06:16

got a scars guard. It's always good when you've got

1:06:18

a scars guard, especially a Viking scars guard. Mm-hmm. Oh,

1:06:20

Norsemen. The Norsemen. I might as well as Norsemen. I

1:06:22

could watch them. Remember when I was all depressed just

1:06:24

a little over a year ago about my little dog?

1:06:27

Oh, yeah. I said, I just need to watch the Norsemen kick my ass

1:06:29

back into shape. I ended up doing it. I might have talked about it

1:06:31

when I was on... You're scared straight.

1:06:34

It's Patton telling you to get over

1:06:36

your nerves. Oh, yeah.

1:06:38

It is kind of like Patton telling me, yeah, I

1:06:40

needed to do that to myself. And I was on

1:06:43

location with Carano and Rand out in Columbus. And I

1:06:45

found the time in between production

1:06:47

to sit and watch the Norsemen. And

1:06:49

it worked. I'm really hoping the Norsemen

1:06:52

colored your production. Like, you're doing a

1:06:54

corporate video, but it's... No,

1:06:56

we're doing satirical, like, real house-wide stuff. So

1:06:58

there's no way that any of my cameras

1:07:00

would let into it at all. No. Oh,

1:07:04

speaking of Norsemen dismemberment, I told you about

1:07:06

my buddy, you sell Ferrari. Oh,

1:07:08

yeah. And somebody... Okay, tell the story,

1:07:10

because you told me. Did someone else speak to him? So

1:07:12

my buddy went to see Ferrari and as a... I was

1:07:15

thinking about him when I was watching the Iron Claw, because

1:07:17

I was probably kind of doing the same thing, but I

1:07:19

was trying my best to stifle my laughter. So as Anderson

1:07:22

and I discussed, there's a very, very jarring

1:07:24

crash scene that they telegraph

1:07:26

excessively. And our theory was kind of that

1:07:28

they do it, because if they didn't, it

1:07:31

would be too jarring for the general popular. Yeah. People

1:07:33

might have walked in. It would have been a lie.

1:07:35

I think it's just kind of shitty filmmaking, and everything's

1:07:37

that the studio kind of made him

1:07:39

do it that way. Okay. Or that he maybe

1:07:41

decided this would be good if I telegraphed it

1:07:44

a little bit, because of how graphic I'm going

1:07:46

to make this. Or maybe he's doing that thing

1:07:48

that he assumes everyone knows that this is what

1:07:50

the movie's about, because it is... Like, they went

1:07:52

to great lengths to make this as realistic as

1:07:54

actually what happened, which is a horrific tragedy that

1:07:56

happened in the racing world, that Ferrari was a

1:07:59

deep heart. And I didn't

1:08:02

know that but maybe I don't

1:08:06

think Michael Mann is doing that thing. He's

1:08:08

so close to what he is doing. Like

1:08:10

Maestro with Bradley Cooper. You must know the

1:08:12

Beast. Well it's like Titanic. He's

1:08:14

just thinking everyone knows the ship is going to... We

1:08:16

all knew that Titanic was going to go down. I

1:08:18

didn't know the car and the families were going to

1:08:21

go down. I didn't know that until I knew it

1:08:23

because he's telegraphing it. Maybe he's just... I'm

1:08:25

going to telegraphing with Titanic as well. Yeah. So

1:08:28

your buddy saw it. It's like a big crash happens and

1:08:31

it's one of the most graphic car

1:08:33

crashes I've ever seen in any committed to film. And

1:08:37

the most reaction is it'll be dead

1:08:39

quiet in the audience and you'll get

1:08:41

gasps. Where everybody who I've heard

1:08:43

about has seen an audible gasps

1:08:45

in the crowd. So the car

1:08:47

crashes and the controls are slow

1:08:49

mo. People go... And

1:08:52

just right at the apex of the silence some

1:08:54

guy goes... Hahahaha!

1:08:57

Like laughing that loud. Oh like it's

1:08:59

an arrow in the paper. As

1:09:02

his mothering children... As children are

1:09:04

being taken out... Hahahaha!

1:09:11

And the guy behind him leans in and

1:09:13

goes, you can't laugh at stuff like that

1:09:15

man. Oh Jesus. It was your stranger. It

1:09:17

was not. Now I wonder if this guy

1:09:19

knew that it was coming. Alright.

1:09:22

I mean it is one of those things where you could

1:09:24

almost chuckle because it's just so like how the fuck did

1:09:27

it just happen. It was coming

1:09:29

but we didn't know what was coming. That might

1:09:31

have been my reaction, an iron claw if that

1:09:33

was the sort of conclusion that they had something

1:09:35

that graphic. It's graphic.

1:09:37

But this is so out of nowhere that I have

1:09:39

to imagine. It's not out of nowhere though. It's super

1:09:42

telegraphed but you didn't know how graphic it is. I'd

1:09:46

have to imagine. You're also... You know it's

1:09:48

coming. Hahahaha! And I get

1:09:50

so telegraphed that there's like a little cute Italian

1:09:52

family like cooking dinner and the little boy is

1:09:54

like, oh Ferrari! And they're like, oh the race

1:09:57

is coming by. Our little son loves the race

1:09:59

car so much. And we're like that kids

1:10:01

gonna fucking eat it. We know that right so we know like

1:10:03

who's going to eat it So you're not gonna see it and

1:10:05

your brain you're like, I really don't want to see that little

1:10:07

five-year-old boy get taken Oh, you could do

1:10:09

you see it all right? God. I didn't know I'd

1:10:11

see him go through a windshield And

1:10:15

that he was tickled Don't

1:10:18

mind if I do a moment, you know that you know

1:10:20

that part in Professional sports when you

1:10:23

go and they're doing the national anthem. Yeah,

1:10:25

and then there's like that pause and somebody

1:10:27

like yeah Let's go kids right

1:10:29

today. Yeah, that's the moment in the theater

1:10:31

where that guy did the laugh apparently right?

1:10:35

Yes a moment of silence Daddy's

1:10:37

got a piece You're

1:10:39

very uncomfortable. I am one of the reasons why I'm Comfortable

1:10:42

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Top five

1:13:28

sexual innuendos.

1:13:31

If you know what I mean. Yeah.

1:13:40

I know what you mean, Brabra. Yeah,

1:13:42

so this came up, I was driving down

1:13:44

the five through Santa Nofre. That's

1:13:47

right. And I saw the two

1:13:49

big boobs, which many of us here in

1:13:51

Southern California are familiar with. If we ever made that

1:13:53

trek from northward to down

1:13:55

southward. And I thought of that

1:13:57

scene. I

1:14:00

always do and I laughed and I'm like, you know

1:14:02

what? There's a lot of sexual innuendos in movies and

1:14:04

honestly I almost called an audible and said let's just

1:14:06

do like visual

1:14:09

sexual innuendos and then we can bring it off

1:14:11

and do a verbal sexual innuendos and then we

1:14:13

can do just like

1:14:16

wildly inappropriate children's movies sexual innuendos and I'm

1:14:18

like I don't want to become the sexual

1:14:20

innuendo show so I'm just going to stick

1:14:22

with you don't want to be horny film

1:14:24

guy. Horny film guy is not what I

1:14:26

want the show to be. Yeah.

1:14:28

Oh, this is fun. Hey. So

1:14:32

the cop at my school right? Oh, it's

1:14:34

been a while. It has been a while. Yeah,

1:14:36

he's not there much anymore. We don't see him

1:14:38

much when he when we do see him he's

1:14:41

crossing guard quite a bit. He's admiring your

1:14:43

t-shirts. Or admiring my t-shirts

1:14:45

but like he's definitely scaled way back. I

1:14:48

did see him this morning though but there's a crossing

1:14:50

guard now who I do not like

1:14:52

at all. Wow, what a shock you have a

1:14:54

problem with the

1:14:56

universe is just like gives and takes takes and

1:14:58

gives right so we so there's a

1:15:01

crossing guard there speaking of authority like

1:15:03

you know minimal security. I see the problem with

1:15:07

the cop as being a much bigger deal and

1:15:09

he can issue tickets and stuff. Exactly. He has

1:15:12

the money but this guy still bugs the hell out

1:15:14

of me because I'll be walking out of

1:15:16

school and I'm sorry

1:15:18

for this aside. This is very after disaster but it

1:15:20

just happened this morning. There'll be

1:15:22

no cars inside right and we'll be going to go

1:15:24

across a crossing section cross

1:15:28

section across walk. No

1:15:31

cars, the residential neighborhood and he'll

1:15:33

see us coming and he'll make us stop. Oh,

1:15:36

he'll be right there. He won't let us and

1:15:38

it's a tiny it's not like a boulevard it's

1:15:40

a tiny little residential street so I

1:15:42

just usually just jaywalk. I just go down past

1:15:44

him and just jaywalk. It's not even jaywalking in

1:15:47

residential but he'll make us wait stand there like

1:15:49

so this morning he took his newfound

1:15:51

authority. This is just a crossing guard. This is not

1:15:53

the cop. To new heights I was pulling in a

1:15:55

car was about to pull out and I pulled in.

1:15:58

This is a kindly old volunteer. No,

1:16:00

he's not. He's a dick pulled into like so I

1:16:02

was gonna be partially in the red as this car is

1:16:04

pulling out and he Comes running over you can't you can't

1:16:06

you can't park here. I'm like, I'm not I'm not parking.

1:16:08

I'm pulling I'm still in motion I'm moving

1:16:10

he's like you can't park in the red and I'm

1:16:12

mad and that and I should not be doing this

1:16:14

and God Thank God. Julie doesn't listen to the show

1:16:16

because I'm embarrassed and I and I realized the errors

1:16:18

in my ways But instead of

1:16:20

just saying okay, I'm just ignoring him and rule. I

1:16:23

rolled the window down a little more I'm

1:16:25

like, oh, so I'm sorry to be clear you

1:16:27

you're not allowed to park in red And he's like no

1:16:29

you can't park in the red. I'm like, oh,

1:16:32

I thought red meant to park it Yeah, I said

1:16:34

so I shouldn't okay. Just so no parking in red.

1:16:36

There's a new rule and he's like it's a dude

1:16:38

He's like, yeah. Yeah, you can't park around like but

1:16:40

blue I can park in blue. He's like, yeah, you

1:16:42

can park in blue I'm like Okay.

1:16:45

What about if there's no paint at all? Am I allowed

1:16:47

to park there and I'm just like string them along because

1:16:49

I'm annoyed and this person in front of it Yeah taking

1:16:51

forever now so now I do look like an a-hole like

1:16:53

I am parking to read and then and then we finally

1:16:55

park and the guy you know goes Off to tell someone

1:16:57

else to stop and and then

1:17:00

poor Atticus. He's like dad. Were you kidding with

1:17:02

him? I'm like, yeah, I was being a jerk.

1:17:04

Sorry, buddy. I was I was being I was

1:17:06

being sarcastic Would you know way too much about

1:17:08

at your age kidding is being generous and

1:17:10

I? Was the punchline dad

1:17:12

and I said, uh, I

1:17:14

said, yeah, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry, buddy But he

1:17:17

doesn't know so he doesn't he's like, yeah, daddy. I think he's

1:17:19

trying to help him like yeah, you're right You're right. He's trying

1:17:21

to help I said, but he does he does and I couldn't

1:17:23

just leave it Mikey does like to tell people what to do

1:17:25

a little bit more than I like though I

1:17:28

had a good barely has a days because will you

1:17:30

tell people what to do all the time on your shows? On

1:17:34

your show. Yeah, he said you're always telling

1:17:36

Tyler and Brian and Mike what to do.

1:17:38

I'm like, how do you know that? Look,

1:17:41

yeah, that's a little different. That's that's that's my show it

1:17:44

the crosswalk guard. It's

1:17:46

not his show He's just on the street

1:17:48

right trying to help. So yeah, he he had a

1:17:50

place. Yeah, you're back Appreciate

1:17:53

that. I like I was like that kid forget where

1:17:55

that story came from. He's a $5 a month patreon

1:17:57

That's right. You know, I keys the vault I'm

1:18:01

so happy the kids have so much to look at and

1:18:03

listen to and like when they do get of age They'll

1:18:06

like tune in and they'll hear our voice for like

1:18:08

two minutes. I'm like, yeah, enough of that No, just

1:18:10

move on right? They're not gonna like dive in deep

1:18:13

Do you think our kids have any interest in this vast

1:18:16

archive of our life? That's what I just said

1:18:18

I think they'll spend two minutes, but yeah, they'll

1:18:20

tune out if they even tune it all Right.

1:18:23

Hmm sad. Yeah No,

1:18:26

no, it's good. I don't want him to listen to me after

1:18:28

disaster In the

1:18:30

sense that we've laid a lot

1:18:32

of track and they have an interest Yeah,

1:18:35

I mean I hope other kids other people's kids have

1:18:37

interest and you know, the show continues to you know

1:18:39

move forward But I don't need my own kid listening

1:18:42

far far for it. I Had

1:18:44

a kiss. Here's your here's your here's the

1:18:46

deal. You can get one less five dollar

1:18:48

allowance this month and yeah The

1:18:50

after disaster or you get all

1:18:52

20 bucks a month. Oh, what if adults?

1:18:54

I think is Tesser listening right now. Hmm,

1:18:56

they're not Tyler did this

1:18:59

bit a long time ago when like the kid was

1:19:01

a brand new and I forget

1:19:03

what he has some kind of code

1:19:05

word Or something. He's like if you hear this if you

1:19:07

heard dad talking about boners and stuff and you're 17

1:19:09

or 18 Yeah, I'd say this code word

1:19:11

to me son. I don't think he'll ever hear the

1:19:13

code word Maybe

1:19:15

it's something very inappropriate I Am

1:19:21

doing sexual innuendos Apropos

1:19:24

is it is a there are so

1:19:26

many Anderson to be able to cross

1:19:28

over. I imagine we're gonna have some cross really?

1:19:30

Yeah, I Imagine we are

1:19:32

gonna probably have some crossover. Hmm I

1:19:35

could start with my number five because we're

1:19:37

we should have already been well into the

1:19:39

show Sorry for that that diatribe but

1:19:41

the crossing guard we see that crossing guard

1:19:43

movie directed by Sean Penn So I don't

1:19:45

know the doctor doesn't tragic. Yes.

1:19:47

I'll find it's really downer Yeah,

1:19:49

it makes the iron call like

1:19:52

positively glory. It sounds like a

1:19:54

Kevin James movie Yeah, I

1:19:56

does but it's not far from it. So Sean

1:19:58

Penn heavy drama It

1:20:00

brings up the rear on the fun

1:20:02

scale. So my number

1:20:05

five is the inspiration itself,

1:20:07

which is the naked gun. Nice. And

1:20:10

it's when Leslie Nielsen over

1:20:12

there is traveling down the freeway.

1:20:14

Thanks, Reverend, as being driven by the airport.

1:20:16

Yes, and he's like everywhere, you know, all

1:20:19

I can do is everywhere I look, I

1:20:21

think a Saxon, then he's... No, he's bemoaning

1:20:23

his lost love. He's like, everywhere I look,

1:20:25

something reminds me of her. It reminds me

1:20:27

of her, yes. You're right. I saw this

1:20:29

too yesterday. I saw this clip and you're

1:20:32

a naked gun kind of guy. And it's

1:20:34

on my list. I had

1:20:36

to have it on my list because it

1:20:38

was the inciting incident, right? You've seen these

1:20:40

boobs. But yeah, from certain angles, there's no

1:20:43

mistaking these things for well-rounded fake

1:20:45

boobs. Yeah. Giant,

1:20:47

no-hold-frame. Giant. I

1:20:50

like the idea of someone writing a

1:20:53

movie where that

1:20:55

actually is a large robot that is

1:20:57

mostly buried in their boobs. And

1:20:59

we see that thing animate. It's a transformer. Yeah,

1:21:02

perhaps. Dude. A hybridating transformer.

1:21:04

Yeah. Fight, Godzilla. And

1:21:08

that's the only way they can make more transformers,

1:21:10

is to awaken that beast and mate with it.

1:21:13

Yeah. You know what? This is not bad. This

1:21:15

is not bad. I feel like Ari Aster just

1:21:17

needs to get on this immediately.

1:21:19

Or Horny Michael Bay should be all

1:21:22

about this. Number five for me. I

1:21:24

do have a clip here. This

1:21:27

is actually from a – this is a

1:21:29

joke that is repeated in a series of

1:21:31

films. This is the

1:21:33

Austin Powers moment where Clint

1:21:35

Howard actually – you're going to hear him – manning

1:21:38

the satellite radar as a

1:21:40

word, looking at a Dr.

1:21:43

Evil's space shuttle that

1:21:46

is shaped oddly and

1:21:48

specifically like a giant

1:21:50

shaft and testicles. And

1:21:53

testicles. Testicles. And there's going

1:21:55

to be a bunch of cuts that

1:21:58

the joke will reveal itself. I'm

1:22:00

pretty clear. Colonel,

1:22:02

you better take a look at this radar. What

1:22:06

is this, hon? I don't know,

1:22:08

sir. But it looks like a

1:22:10

giant dick. Yeah. Take a

1:22:12

look out of Starboard. Oh my

1:22:15

god, it looks like a huge...

1:22:17

How kind of... Who where? Wait,

1:22:19

what sort of word, peckery, looks like

1:22:21

someone? Private! We

1:22:23

have reports of an unidentified flying object!

1:22:26

It has a long, smooth shot!

1:22:29

Complete went to ball! What

1:22:31

is that? That looks

1:22:33

just like an enormous... Wang! Pay

1:22:36

attention. Oh, it's a rocket, but it's

1:22:38

a normal flying... Really? Yes.

1:22:41

What's that? Well,

1:22:43

it looks like a giant... Johnson! Yes,

1:22:46

sir. Get on the horn of British

1:22:48

intelligence and let them know about this. There will be

1:22:50

a lot of dumb laughs in this episode. I

1:22:52

enjoyed that scene quite a bit. Repeated

1:22:54

in future Austen Powers movies, but

1:22:57

that is where it started. That would be a fun one

1:22:59

to write. Leveling up, leveling

1:23:01

up, and then you could do this, and then

1:23:03

we could cut to that. That would be a

1:23:05

fun one to... And impressively comes full circle. Yes,

1:23:07

and then comes back. Much like

1:23:10

inside Lewin Davis. Much like... I

1:23:13

was thinking the similarities were too obvious.

1:23:16

What was that? Circular

1:23:19

brand. Circular. Sickle. Sickle.

1:23:21

All right, number four for me is... The

1:23:24

rhymes, like poetry. It is Alfred

1:23:27

Hitchcock. It's

1:23:29

another visual sexual innuendo. It's

1:23:32

Cary Grant. It's

1:23:36

the very end of North by Northwest. Not

1:23:38

to give anything away. He's done this a

1:23:40

few times. The cigarette smoking, of course, for

1:23:43

oral sex-ish. But you get the sense that

1:23:45

they're about to have sex

1:23:47

with one another and then smash cuts to the

1:23:49

train. They're on a train, but then it's the

1:23:52

smash cuts to the train, entering the tunnel. Which,

1:23:54

first time you saw it, first time I saw it, first time

1:23:56

most people saw it, especially back then, I think that it would...

1:23:58

You wouldn't even think. But then the

1:24:00

more you look into the more you think about

1:24:03

it parody didn't that niggas beyond two and a

1:24:05

half? Oh was it see so that was probably

1:24:07

what inspired perhaps. I don't know. No makes sense.

1:24:09

But back in 1959 and Karen

1:24:13

Grant and who was it Eva? Marie

1:24:16

Saint that who? My

1:24:18

dad's favorite movie of all time. I don't get it. I

1:24:22

Don't get well, it's good, but I didn't quite

1:24:24

get I don't he loves it when

1:24:26

I think of North by Northwest I think of the

1:24:31

controversial Vincent Gallo in Arizona

1:24:34

dream if you recall you Fant that

1:24:37

case character fancy himself a lesbian and

1:24:39

I hit a live one-man act which

1:24:41

was him just running on stage through

1:24:43

corn Running the

1:24:45

plane that wasn't there. Yeah, that was

1:24:47

his acting contribution All

1:24:50

that Arizona dream fucking fantastic movie really well

1:24:52

that come up in the top of

1:24:54

Arizona films in those live show Come

1:24:58

up with what we do our live show in Arizona. Would

1:25:00

that come up on? Oh, I think it might have to

1:25:02

I think my afters, yeah Johnny

1:25:05

Depp John Jerry

1:25:07

Lee Jerry Jerry Jerry Lewis Johnny

1:25:09

Depp Vincent Gallo Star

1:25:12

status fade down away Lily

1:25:16

Taylor, oh Such

1:25:18

a good movie. Let's Heather. Let's home Lily

1:25:21

Taylor. Okay, so you don't away Number

1:25:24

four for me. I love that Arizona dream. You know

1:25:26

things you love you're gonna enjoy this The

1:25:31

Chris Farley. Yeah as the

1:25:33

bus driver attempts to Buddy

1:25:37

up to Billy Madison that has

1:25:39

a very attractive teacher. I

1:25:41

don't know what this is and I

1:25:43

know the movie wasn't the side as

1:25:46

a long line of kids with went

1:25:48

crotches are getting on the bus and

1:25:50

Posen the side has this conversation with them That

1:25:54

Veronica Vaughn is one piece

1:25:56

of a I

1:26:00

know from experience dude, you know what

1:26:03

I mean? No

1:26:05

you don't. Well,

1:26:07

not me personally, but a guy

1:26:09

I know. Him and her got

1:26:11

it on. Woo hoo! Well

1:26:14

they didn't. No,

1:26:17

no, no they didn't. But

1:26:19

you can imagine what it'd be like if they did,

1:26:21

right? Huh? Pound

1:26:27

of shoulder. No words. Everybody

1:26:30

on? Good. Great! Wonderful!

1:26:35

No yelling on the bus! Who

1:26:38

tries to insinuate that he had

1:26:41

a relation with Veronica

1:26:43

Vaughn and doesn't go well. No,

1:26:45

and I love the clip, right? I love

1:26:47

it, I'm glad you brought us the program.

1:26:50

But I'm not sure that it passes as

1:26:52

any kind of innuendo. Oh yeah, he does.

1:26:54

He says if you know what I mean.

1:26:58

It's bad innuendo, but it is. He says got

1:27:00

it on. He is attempting

1:27:04

to innuendo. It's a far-leet twist.

1:27:06

I mean I can imagine it.

1:27:09

I got to hear it just now, but I couldn't

1:27:11

see it, but I can see it in my mind's

1:27:13

eye because I've seen that stupid movie so many times.

1:27:17

It's just fun. It's so much fun. It's

1:27:21

fun. It's a

1:27:23

good time. Here's one where I'm going to play

1:27:25

the clip off of my own computer. This

1:27:28

is a string of innuendos. I

1:27:31

think there's only one person alive at this time

1:27:33

that could have done this, and I would imagine

1:27:35

that most of these things you're about to hear

1:27:38

were not on the page. This is Robin Williams

1:27:40

as Mrs. Doubtfire going through

1:27:42

a string of sexual innuendos.

1:27:45

Let's hope this works off of my computer. This is

1:27:47

actually coming off of Vimeo, so I

1:27:49

wasn't able to share the link easily. This

1:27:51

is perfectly set up. So here

1:27:54

it is. What's his

1:27:56

name? What's the guy's name? James Bond himself.

1:27:58

Pierce Bros. Pierce Bros. Thank you. very

1:28:00

much and very jealous

1:28:02

Mrs. Doubtfire but the rue, the ruse is

1:28:05

still a float right? Piers Brosnan

1:28:07

does not know that he's sitting next to

1:28:09

his current girlfriend's ex-husband. Okay here we go.

1:28:15

They're sitting at dinner. That's a pretty impressive bubble you've

1:28:17

got here. Oh thank you, thank

1:28:19

you. So the gift's a gift

1:28:22

like that, he wants more than a piece of her heart,

1:28:24

eh? A

1:28:26

bit of a going down payment, huh? Excuse

1:28:28

me. Oh no dear. Sink

1:28:30

the sob. Hide

1:28:33

the weasel, park the pups, bit

1:28:35

of the old Humpty Dumpty, little

1:28:37

Jack Horny, the horizontal mumbo. Mrs.

1:28:41

Doubtfire. Her bone dead, sir. Rumple

1:28:43

Foske, baloney bop, bit of the

1:28:45

over cunning linguistics. Mrs.

1:28:48

Doubtfire please. Oh dear, no I'm sorry,

1:28:50

my beans are grabbing, sorry. Pretty

1:28:53

good. Not bad. Hey,

1:28:55

I'll have you know, one of mine

1:28:58

involved Piers Brosnan as well. Really? Is

1:29:00

he none the wiser or is he part

1:29:02

of it? Oh he's a key figure. Okay.

1:29:05

He was the wiser to everything that was coming

1:29:07

out of this filthy old bag's mouth here, but

1:29:09

he didn't realize who he was actually talking to

1:29:12

us. That's true. I love that Mrs. Doubtfire. Please

1:29:14

enjoy the whole thing. I love that Mrs. Doubtfire.

1:29:16

Enjoyable. Very enjoyable, right? High on the fun

1:29:18

scale for you? Very high. You

1:29:20

were right. Oh I love this movie. I was the right

1:29:22

age. I was in San Francisco. So

1:29:24

sad. So sad losing a, a, a, a,

1:29:26

a, a. He does live on though

1:29:28

with the, uh, the hearts of flame or whatever they're called to

1:29:31

be asked. Yeah. Twin

1:29:33

flame or whatever it was. No, it was, uh, it was, uh,

1:29:35

love is one. Love is one. Love

1:29:37

is one. Mother God. Oh yeah. Oh

1:29:40

that's right. He would be

1:29:42

so upset to be, uh, on that, that

1:29:44

vision board, uh, alongside Trump and Gandhi.

1:29:47

Did you make fun of him? Yeah.

1:29:50

I don't make fun of you

1:29:52

buddy. In my old apartment and,

1:29:54

uh, displayed prominently was a movie

1:29:57

poster from visit that fire signed

1:30:00

Robert and William, my mom got it from

1:30:02

a client who got it in

1:30:04

auction or something and was like, I don't want this

1:30:06

thing. And it says, there's

1:30:08

no face like foam. And

1:30:10

it's Robert Williams. Give

1:30:13

me a break here. But I enjoyed the movie. It was

1:30:15

a fun piece of memorabilia. I had it up my wall

1:30:17

for a long time. Sit in my

1:30:19

closet. A plastic mom gift. Yeah,

1:30:21

sitting in my garage currently, Robert

1:30:24

Williams has this passed away. Yeah, so

1:30:26

you're being ghost here. You're being gross.

1:30:29

It's a valuable memorabilia. I

1:30:32

don't get the ambulance chase or Brian. I know.

1:30:34

That's right. My point is just for sale, let's Anderson and

1:30:37

Brian back home. Did you, is

1:30:40

it hanging out there? No, it's just,

1:30:42

it's just a weather damage range. It's

1:30:45

framed. Okay, but still, it should be, I got

1:30:47

a temperature controlled room. I

1:30:50

don't think I'm gonna retire off that. Evolved in

1:30:52

a chase. Off that poster. I don't get the

1:30:54

foam reference. What is that? Well, like

1:30:56

there's no place like home. There's

1:30:59

no fee like as the prosthetics. Oh,

1:31:02

I get it. I see. Okay, now I get it's

1:31:04

all, I understand it all now. Thank you. I

1:31:06

don't know if it's a perfect analogy. It was clever

1:31:08

though. I know. You got

1:31:10

the authentication cert there? No.

1:31:13

Well, towards nothing. Sorry. Still

1:31:17

some seven year old man in Long Beach tells you it's

1:31:19

real. Exactly. I was gonna

1:31:21

say. PSA. God, I got the band.

1:31:24

What PSA? They're the ones who grade all

1:31:26

the cards. Oh yeah, PSA. Takes

1:31:28

those fuckers a year and a half to tell you

1:31:30

your Pokemon cards not worth anything. Yeah. Is

1:31:33

that what they're called, PSA? Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:35

I was talking to a guy the other day, he has like a

1:31:37

Gretzky rookie card, which I didn't think would be worth much because everyone

1:31:39

knew when he was in WHA, he was already giant, right? Yeah,

1:31:41

those were about why they distributed this. Yes, and he

1:31:43

said, you know, it's worth at least 250, And

1:31:47

if I get it graded. No way. And

1:31:49

it comes out, you know, as a- It's worth a

1:31:51

quarter of a mil? He said it's worth a couple

1:31:54

million if it's like a high grade. You're shit at-

1:31:56

Wow. I

1:31:58

met up in Pennsylvania. Last

1:32:01

year. I guess I like cards.

1:32:03

We went to a place who he's like the

1:32:05

the owner of all the hardest to find pieces

1:32:08

of Pyrex In Adam's Town

1:32:10

and he sets the prices like that's how and he

1:32:12

doesn't know you have to go to his storefront The

1:32:14

guy was great. I'm Eka. I spent a half hour

1:32:17

talking to the guy He was all mega pilgrimage He

1:32:19

like he was 17 years old and his parents wanted

1:32:21

him to do this So they gave him $50,000 to

1:32:23

go out and collect and then travel the country to

1:32:25

sell Teen Oh,

1:32:28

yeah, it was just pyrex was collectibles

1:32:30

and Josh keys and that kind

1:32:32

of thing But yeah, this guy I can't remember his name Matt.

1:32:34

I think John I've realized they're

1:32:36

involved in the grading of cards in

1:32:39

memorabilia. Hit me up The

1:32:41

soccer racket. Yeah, I'm sure it is. Oh If

1:32:45

you've got you've gone through it. Oh, yeah, and

1:32:47

there's still backlog from Covid it It it took

1:32:49

them over a year to send me back like

1:32:51

10 cards and it costs You go down a

1:32:53

grade if your card existed through Covid because there's

1:32:55

a chance that has Covid. Yeah Yeah, you know

1:32:57

this thing's mint anymore. Yeah, that's good. That's that's

1:32:59

a lot a hundred dollars to find on my

1:33:02

cards worth 20 A

1:33:07

little Avery open the thing Look,

1:33:09

oh, this could be five years now. You're actually

1:33:12

in the hole in this one Wait a year

1:33:14

to find out you lost money minus a big

1:33:16

fun of me I by doing a fresh made

1:33:18

that involved the phrase. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh

1:33:20

boy. Yeah Well, that's what you do when you

1:33:23

see a new Michael Bay movie coming out back

1:33:26

So what? Yeah, I decided for films It's

1:33:29

nice to find out your childhoods worthless. Oh,

1:33:32

buddy. I'm sorry Do you remember that horrible? I might

1:33:34

have been a calendar ad with Michael Bay talking about how

1:33:36

he gets his mojo going by not using CGI and

1:33:38

do the Real thing with real explosions. Do you remember

1:33:40

that's what I get my mode. That's my coffee in the

1:33:42

morning I thought I get my mojo. No, it's like

1:33:44

you ain't explosions going off in the back. Where's like

1:33:46

the real thing It's all I do is the

1:33:48

real thing. I need Brian in that Sounds

1:33:51

great. Ah, let's play that next week if we

1:33:53

can find it. All right number four for you

1:33:55

I think what do you know three for you

1:33:57

number three from moi? No, he just didn't doubt

1:33:59

fire I did that down. You're an over-three. I

1:34:01

did, oh, that was your three. All right, probably not

1:34:03

a good clip for this as well. Anderson,

1:34:06

this is, I'll set this up.

1:34:09

Pig Vomit has decreed that

1:34:11

Howard Stern is not allowed

1:34:14

to use any foul language

1:34:16

on his show. All

1:34:18

right, this is a great pull, Brian. And

1:34:20

Howard has figured out a clever way to

1:34:22

get some foul language in the show by

1:34:24

playing a little segment he calls Match Game.

1:34:27

This is Blank Willow.

1:34:31

Blank Willow. Let's

1:34:33

go over to Miss Brett Summers right now. Now Brett, what

1:34:35

do you have for us, Blank Willow? The

1:34:38

only thing on my mind, Gene, was

1:34:40

pussy. Uh-oh, pussy.

1:34:43

All right, hey, that's why pussy's a little,

1:34:45

that's what I would have said. All right,

1:34:47

let's go over to Dick Nixon, former President

1:34:49

of the United States. What did you have,

1:34:51

Blank Willow? In any language. Pussy.

1:34:54

All right. Okay, who

1:34:56

do I, newest member of the panel?

1:34:58

Mr. Jackie, Choke Man, Marthlin, Blank Willow.

1:35:00

Well, Gene, I didn't write it too

1:35:03

neat, so I have a sloppy pussy.

1:35:05

Sloppy pussy! Sloppy pussy! Sloppy pussy and

1:35:07

a very good pussy and a very good pussy. I'm talking

1:35:09

about Brett again. All right, now let's keep

1:35:12

going. So this, uh,

1:35:14

is okay. Everybody ready? This,

1:35:16

uh, continues for another round until

1:35:18

Kenny, uh, abruptly comes in

1:35:21

and says, uh, Robin, you're fired

1:35:23

over this. Yeah,

1:35:25

there's private parts, of course, of the film. The

1:35:28

Howard Stern film from the 1990s, this good?

1:35:31

Is this, is this, Yeah. You must

1:35:34

watch television. It's made for HBO. No questions. It's

1:35:36

good, it's made for HBO, and you hear Howard

1:35:38

talk about it. He really, It was a theatrical

1:35:40

release. Yeah, but it feels made for HBO, right?

1:35:42

It's that kind of, it's well made. It's put

1:35:44

together. If you like Howard Stern, you get to,

1:35:46

you know, see how it all came together. A

1:35:48

lot of fun. But Howard really believes that he

1:35:50

got, uh, what's that word that we hate? Snubbed.

1:35:53

Snubbed at the Oscars. He

1:35:55

really truly believes that it's like an Oscar

1:35:57

movie. Like he, in his brain, he, really

1:36:00

believe that. It is

1:36:02

not a waste of time and it's

1:36:04

good. All those things that Brian

1:36:07

just said are true. Let's take

1:36:10

a quick break. Break time.

1:36:12

Coming up after we

1:36:14

talk Amazon, we'll finish our top

1:36:16

five San Jose Indos. Alright,

1:36:30

time's up. Amazon, let's just go right into it.

1:36:32

I'm going to button hook you there. Oh, we're

1:36:34

just going right into it. The interesting little person

1:36:36

on Amazon. You can't do that to the guy.

1:36:38

You can't do that to the guy. I know.

1:36:40

You did it, though. The

1:36:44

big purchase of the week was a Dell OptiPlex

1:36:46

7000 micro desktop computer.

1:36:48

Thank you for considering us.

1:36:51

When making large purchases, speaking of

1:36:53

large purchases, I assume the same

1:36:55

person got a number

1:36:58

of camera accessories, including,

1:37:00

Anderson, this doesn't make sense

1:37:02

to you, Canon EES zoom

1:37:05

lens, Canon EES macro lens,

1:37:07

a Canon camera all-round lens,

1:37:09

and a Canon EES

1:37:11

lens adapter. What are lenses?

1:37:14

These are, I assume, camera parts. I didn't

1:37:16

bother to learn. The camera is that thing

1:37:19

where it makes the image stay forever. This

1:37:21

does not bode well for your projects. And

1:37:23

a bunch of other things, including an

1:37:26

Asurion 3-year camera accident protection plan, and

1:37:29

many other small accessories that appreciate

1:37:31

you thinking of us when getting all your stuff.

1:37:35

Two, small rig free blazer

1:37:37

tripod system. Perhaps the same dude. Two

1:37:39

of those. Two, Telse. And the lights.

1:37:48

What's happening here? What's good, good, good, good, good. Telse

1:37:51

battery plates. Six, Porter

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cable heat guns. You know what that is? What

1:37:56

do you say? That should

1:37:58

be a sweetie. and gift

1:38:00

is getting six Porter cabling he comes are

1:38:02

pretty funny if you're working with that not

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if it's too caked on though because it's

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not effective no good though

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up here protein powder and vanilla 3m PPS pressure

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cup and finally purchase to

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our link on Amazon I've

1:39:11

got that protein powder smart

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guy oh nice Chico go

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fit plus booster Carson now

1:39:18

I really didn't hear the movies they were clicked

1:39:20

through since the last time we talked at y'all

1:39:22

Valley of the Dolls was clicked through still has

1:39:24

not been clicked through by me or seen by

1:39:26

me music that value adults one day willy wonka

1:39:28

and the chocolate

1:39:30

factory fearless underrated

1:39:33

movie I love that fearless you ever

1:39:35

see that feels familiar really Jeff you

1:39:37

survived the plane crash and then loses

1:39:39

all fear for the rest of his

1:39:42

life and he and Rosie O'Donnell Rosie

1:39:44

Perez Wow that that's fun yeah it's

1:39:46

very good Peter so Wolfgang Peterson

1:39:49

movie very good

1:39:54

no Peter is that

1:39:56

Peter we're I was confused

1:39:58

yeah Wolfgang Peter Thank you, Brian. It's

1:40:01

a Peter Weir film. It is, Fearless is very

1:40:03

good. No matter who it's directed

1:40:05

by. The City of Lost Children are also very, very good.

1:40:07

Brian, you've not seen that City of Lost Children. Get

1:40:10

the fuck out of here. The

1:40:12

piano teacher was played through. How to

1:40:14

Train Your Dragon 2, speaking of sexual innuendos. How

1:40:17

to Train Your Dragon. Brian had

1:40:19

a theory that that was a

1:40:21

euphemism for masturbation. Yeah, that's a

1:40:23

sexual innuend. For masturbation. Sexual innuendos.

1:40:25

Keen was played through as well

1:40:27

as female perversions. Love

1:40:30

life, Nightmare and Dreamscapes from

1:40:32

the stories of Stephen King was clicked through

1:40:34

as well as Salvador, which is that Oliver

1:40:36

Stone James Woods movie from the 80s, which,

1:40:38

oh boy, oh boy, was I excited to

1:40:40

watch that and catch up with that after

1:40:42

I fell in love with Oliver Stone and

1:40:45

the platoon, namely. And I couldn't

1:40:47

have been more bored. Salvador. It

1:40:49

was about a true life story. How come it's being the City of Lost

1:40:51

Children? True life story. It's

1:40:53

not a good sign if you have to look it up to see if you

1:40:55

see it or not. Well, I can be the City of God. You

1:40:57

never, you never forget that City of Lost Children. You

1:40:59

know, genes you

1:41:02

know. I believe you.

1:41:04

And it's from the guy who

1:41:07

brought us Amelie brand. Does that change your? Oh,

1:41:09

is that true? Yeah. I'll

1:41:11