It's a new week of Love Island but the same old drama keeps hanging about... Why does Amber still like Michael? Why did Anton behave like an idiot? Worst of all, why does Tommy think 'cheesenta' is Spanish for cheese? We can't answer these questions but we'll try.

Paul Black is lying in a T-hole (TRNSMT-hole) somewhere (jk, he's actually doing actual work today) so it's down to Lorenzo Pacitti, Deirdre Fidge and producer Paul Carlin to rip strips out of these islanders... mission accomplished.

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