This week we deviate from our usual programming to bring you our rip-off of the “Hot Ones” show. Taylor, Alex, and guest Mike taste and talk about sauces from Taylor’s collection while getting progressively drunker. Someone will die. Timestamp

Episode 15: God is Bad, Earth is Good*

Jun 10th, 2019 56m 44s

Subreddits exist and we talk about all of them. Then we dive into horror movies and movies in general to ask them question: do movies take themselves too seriously? We don’t watch the same movies which always makes these conversations a fun gam

Episode 14: I Forgot to Title This One

Jun 3rd, 2019 52m 32s

I don’t know what happens in this episode. I forgot to write everything down. I hope we didn’t promise you any links! -- Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected]. We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemen

Episode 13: Skip This Episode

May 27th, 2019 40m 4s

Unlucky Thirteen. Apparently Lefty is the glue that holds this whole thing together, cause he was out this week and it went really bad. Links:Kickstarter:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wearefictional/reroll-visual-character-sheet-app-for-

Episode 12 : Brother Tater

May 20th, 2019 58m 11s

Lefty wants to make software to optimize video game production for himself. This week on the farm: Fried potato food products, mobile gay dating games, comic-con memes, and Bobby Blowfish. Finally, we play “Trump Quote or It’s Always Sunny Quot

Episode 11 : Spicy

May 13th, 2019 54m 22s

HOT WINGS! This week on the farm: buy it, use it, return it! It’s like recycling except totally different. Then it’s revealed to the public whether you want it or not, because privacy is dead. Then we meet our weekly video game talk quota! Time

Episode 10: Let’s Hurt Each Other

May 6th, 2019 53m 51s

Lefty scars us on this episode of the Firemen Farm. This week we discuss: cookie clicker, first-world roach problems, adult coloring books, Lefty’s horrible calculus life, Staten Island: shithole or wholly fine, Woodstock was a shitty party BUT

Episode 9: Coping with Controls

Apr 29th, 2019 57m 50s

We open on a long tangent about Borderlands 3, Stardew Valley, and video games in general. This week we discuss: oily mirror messages, Alan Wake, wonky controls, constant hacking, and Overwatch. If you’re not into video games this probably isn’

FLFF A la Carte: Wendy's

Apr 22nd, 2019 22m 7s

Ooops, we did a bad planning job. We didn't have time to record an episode this week, so instead please enjoy the first iteration of our series "In the Field: Fast Life Fast Food" as it aired in episode 6.We'll be back next week with our regula

Episode 8: Train Wizards

Apr 15th, 2019 59m 9s

This week on the farm we actually open the show without issue AND we remember to include a segment in the show! Farm fresh (™) topics include: horror movies, scooters, Lefty’s childhood accidents, inflated tire scooters, scooter transportation,

Episode 7: Fight Farm

Apr 8th, 2019 51m 15s

This week was a violent one on the farm as we spend most of our time reminiscing about high school fights, fight videos, and cops. Then we take the patented Aubrey hard-pivot into the most chills-creating moment in entertainment. We talk ham, w

Episode 6: Night Farming

Apr 1st, 2019 1h 1m

This week on the farm we go on a field trip to Wendy’s! This episode has a weird vibe as we record late into the evening and argue about cold opens, video games, and disney movies. Which game wore it best? How hot is Tarzan? Who is Dave and why

Episode 5: The Dog Park

Mar 25th, 2019 51m 5s

We open this week sharing anecdotes about our favourite guest before moving on to even more anecdotes about our favourite guest. Then we answer questions such as: what’s the relationship between dutch ovens and gaslighting? We have some nice lo

Episode 4: The Aliens Are Here

Mar 18th, 2019 47m 55s

Without Aubrey’s voice of reason, Taylor and Alex shoehorn the farm theme in wherever possible. The week takes a nostalgic turn as we discuss Taylor’s favourite chocolate-water drink and Alex’s favourite animated films. Then we do this “great”

Episode 3: Sons of Pitches

Mar 11th, 2019 49m 23s

This week we bring you huffable markers, desperate attempts at topics, our favourite kids shows, and IDLE GAMES! We play “Controlled Burn” where we try and fail to pitch each other ideas. Aubrey leaves in a hurry and Alex and Taylor, left unche

Episode 2: Farm Jams

Mar 4th, 2019 53m 3s

Like all great shows, we shake things up in a confusing way for the second episode. This week Lefty can’t tell the difference between his Adams, Taylor can’t tell the difference between his boxers, and Aubrey is tired of all of it. We also welc

Episode 1: Introducing the Firemen Farm

Feb 25th, 2019 57m 13s

Welcome to the farm! This week we touch on voice chatting, poop, battle royale games, lots of poop, and the first episode of the Netflix original "Umbrella Academy." Also featuring new special farmhouse event: "off-brand battle royale!" I'm sti

Episode 0: Groundwork

Feb 17th, 2019 9m 32s

Join three friends Aubrey, Alex, and Taylor each week as they dive into a varitey of topics inluding: fast food, overwatch, music, netflix originals, and more. In this episode we name the show, listen to some music, and gear up for the real dea

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