0:01

We got that laughter for your soul. And

0:03

now to get into the freakyk you on this

0:05

show. Hey, Carlos,

0:08

I'm gonna go to the store to pick up some piasto. Homie.

0:10

I'll go get it. Are you? Are

0:12

you sure? Come on, Homie.

0:14

You already scrubbed out the oil stains in the driveway,

0:17

replace the roof gutters. You know, you

0:19

even put together my bed frame HOMEI from

0:21

the ideas what was it called it the mom

0:24

or whatever them mom? Yeah

0:26

that's all you say, I think. But yeah,

0:28

anyways, to me, that's either here nor there. I just can't have

0:31

you doing too many things because I don't want you to like short

0:33

circuit out or whatever. All right, so

0:35

you know I can't even go get the past or two on me. Okay,

0:38

I can stay here, but if

0:40

you can't see it's on me. I'm you don't have to twist my arm

0:42

like that now, I just playing. All right,

0:44

here's some fatty at Holmie. Thank you, all right, Okay,

0:47

Creeper, I'll be back shortly. Okay,

0:52

Now it's time to visit some of my sites

0:55

of the adult persuasion or whatever you

0:59

do you don't do of fim.

1:04

Wait, wait, what's going on? Dang

1:08

O man says, I need an update to a new operating

1:10

system. Child Lie, I

1:13

have to ask Carlos to fix this shooting.

1:19

What was that? Oh

1:22

shit, Carlos,

1:25

Carlos, this

1:33

is can you alone music? You're number

1:35

one news station in the county. Good

1:38

evening, I'm Roseline, good terrorists with

1:40

them breaking news. A hit and run accident

1:43

leaves that robot and a neighborhood in peace.

1:45

It our own Arnie argaballs that the same

1:47

Arnie Yes, broth

1:49

Lean does. Around four thirty this afternoon,

1:52

residents heard a crash. Witnesses

1:54

say the unidentified driver of the vehicle sped

1:56

off in a white utility vent and police are

1:58

going door to door to obtain as much information

2:00

that they can. The victim is identified

2:02

as Carlos the robot, and I

2:04

must warn you some of the images you're about

2:07

to see may not be suitable for children.

2:12

So I heard a boom, and I was

2:14

like dann. At

2:17

first, I thought it was a transformer, but

2:19

then I checked the house and we

2:21

didn't lose any electricities. So

2:24

then I came out here and I

2:26

saw a pile of a bustard electronics

2:28

all over my

2:32

kids said it was Carlos, So I go,

2:34

oh, yeah, you're right. Damn Carlos

2:38

is you know, he's the only robot on the street

2:40

ranks. So I feel bad for that fool

2:42

creeper. You know, I can't imagine losing

2:44

a robot or even

2:46

owning a robot. Damn. Thank

2:57

everybody for being right here right now. So

3:00

to say a couple of words by

3:02

my homeboy, Carlos, Carlos

3:06

was at home. Yeah. Um,

3:08

I remember the first time he came to my life

3:11

from ramtag. I didn't know what

3:13

to do with it, you know, so I thought he just

3:15

asked questions, you know, like eight, Carlos,

3:18

how do I keep my days from breaking

3:20

apart? And

3:22

uh?

3:25

And he said on me? He

3:29

said, uh, he said,

3:31

don't stir it, you

3:34

know, just wait to cooks cooks

3:37

more on me? Or he said cooks more and his robot

3:39

voice. I'll never forget it. They you

3:43

know. One time baby and I sat for I said, Carlos,

3:47

name all the movies with Woody Harrelson's

3:49

in it on me, and uh, riddle

3:51

me the say he he did on me? He named

3:53

all of them, and I forgot

3:55

about the animated ones too. On me like Free Birds,

3:57

eh, and uh, you know to tell you that I

4:00

liked that one, homie, that was a feedom was

4:02

a good movie. But even though it's there

4:04

with rotten tomatoes, they gave it like

4:06

twenty percent on me. But that's neither here

4:08

nor there, because I still liked it. So I still

4:11

suck. But

4:13

if you knew Carlos on me, you

4:15

knew that. You know, one of

4:18

his favorite pastimes is to ram me

4:20

a lot, and uh,

4:22

it's like his favorite thing to do or whatever. Um.

4:26

I think it was because he was so smart, because

4:28

he's a robot. You know, like

4:30

smart people they ram a lot just

4:33

because like the intelligence or whatever. Um.

4:35

Because yeah, I fool even ran the round the washing

4:38

machine in the dishwasher

4:41

one time. I even saw him get down with the vacuum homy he

4:43

pulled the little holes out and put his robot in

4:45

there, and um, yeah he was

4:47

getting all crazy. Ah

4:50

damn. But yeah, that was a

4:52

site to see. One of the many many

4:54

memories that Carlos

4:57

you know, has left with us. Homie. He

4:59

was special robot on me, but

5:02

more poorly, it was a

5:04

great friend and you

5:06

know, and uh,

5:09

it was an honor to uh, donate

5:12

his parts. So his spirit parts, you know,

5:14

were donated to the electronics

5:16

community out there. Oh that's cool. So next

5:19

time you use your electronic device, you

5:21

know, chances are you can have a little piece

5:23

of Carlos in there. So

5:28

you know, next time you you know,

5:30

log on or whatever, how you do,

5:33

just remember the homie, all right, never

5:35

forget am all right? Rest in peace,

5:37

Carlos. I hope there's a lot of

5:39

role behind us in heaven for you to ram

5:43

lock them.

5:49

Do you know? I

5:55

introduce you to Times

6:01

of Trouble Square

6:06

Big m

6:11

M whom whom we

6:17

got the latter for your soul and now

6:19

tuned into the Frankie King on this show.

6:23

This one's for the best Robbert I've

6:26

ever known, Just for

6:28

you, Carlo. He loved

6:31

the party. He loved

6:34

to ram stuck

6:37

his hollow and a boardoors

6:41

bare so called

6:43

him reckless, something called

6:46

him up scene he

6:48

won't start his hollow

6:51

and a washing my machine.

6:55

I by

7:01

a Carlo

7:07

making her promise a

7:11

promise, will King to

7:14

find out who killed you?

7:17

Verry them deep. Now

7:20

he is gone, taken

7:24

to so and

7:27

robot heaven ramming

7:30

the moon. Carlos

7:33

was friend Carlos

7:36

head class. That

7:39

wouldn't stop him

7:41

ramm in that ass. Everybody

7:44

by a conveal by

7:48

a car Carlos making

7:51

a promise, promise

7:54

will keep to

7:56

find out who killed you. The

8:13

streets are hot tonight food not

8:16

only temperature wise, but everyone

8:18

wants to know who killed Carlo's food. The

8:21

police say it was an accident, but

8:24

nah, that's no accident.

8:27

First off, the alleged hit

8:29

and run happened right outside my ladies

8:31

house food at four

8:34

thirty or about like four thirty four

8:36

around there. We were making all

8:39

crazy in the room, food just

8:42

going in and you know

8:44

she was on top food like kind of like grinding

8:46

on me in all and I

8:49

was trying to reach around food to like

8:51

undo her braw and or anything. But

8:54

I couldn't reach your food because you know, she's

8:56

kind of a bigger type where she's at Gordita, who

8:58

was another reason I love earned. So

9:01

I had to ask her, like, Ammy, how can

9:03

you get up? Yeah?

9:07

E can you get up? Because I can't take

9:09

it off from here. You're

9:12

messing up the moment right now. I

9:14

won't take long. I just don't have

9:16

like long enough arms and everything to like

9:18

unhook it from the back right now, you're

9:21

stupid. Now I'm not in a

9:23

more junior. Oh

9:25

come on, we could still be in the momb You

9:27

just have to get out real quick because

9:30

actually I can't feel my legs right

9:32

now either. That's

9:37

when I heard the crash food. So

9:43

I went outside and I saw

9:46

the wreckage. By this

9:48

time, the van was already blocks away, but

9:50

I noticed that tire marks. The

9:53

tread was unusual. Food.

9:56

The tires are set tight for sure home

9:59

and you know those usually go on RGO

10:01

vans. And the pattern of the trade

10:03

looked like like they're all terrain tires.

10:06

Food. And if I'm not mistaken and everything,

10:09

these are top of the line BF goood

10:11

rich food. Now,

10:15

I know a lot of companies around here that

10:17

you know, they're not trying to spend that kind of fetty on

10:19

tires food. But there is one company

10:21

who can afford it, and that's

10:26

ram Tam Tam Tech. So

10:29

yeah,

10:33

this just in regarding the sudden death of our

10:35

beloved robot Carlos statewide,

10:37

similar incidents have occurred with the same model

10:39

and here of the robot consumers

10:42

statewide are calling foul play. Let's

10:44

take you live to a press conference with the police cheating

10:46

yell, all

10:49

right, settled down, settled down.

10:52

Now that we know the utility van is from

10:54

ram Tech, will there be any charges

10:56

officially made? We have questioned the

10:59

company and there being very cooperative.

11:01

However, although we've identified

11:03

the vehicle we still need to determine the motive

11:05

here. Hundreds of similar cases

11:08

have been filed involving the same

11:10

year and model like Carlos so

11:13

some believe that Ramtech has purposely

11:15

destroyed their old models to

11:17

make consumers purchase newer

11:19

models. Is there any truth to this?

11:22

I'm not in the business of hearsay, to

11:25

be honest. Some of that sounds, you

11:27

know, like a little malarkey to me. But

11:29

allow us to do our due diligence and we'll sure

11:31

you will get to the bottom of this. Let's

11:35

check in with Arnie at city Hall where protests

11:37

are getting out of hand. Arnie,

11:40

Yes, La, I'm here outside of city

11:42

Hall where the police chief acts. Just hall, a preth conference

11:44

and people are very emotional. Let

11:46

me speak to somebody here, Hyther, Can

11:49

I speak to you for a moment? What brings

11:51

you out here today? You know? I just want justice

11:54

for carlos Man. You know, and

11:56

the rest of the soul called like outdated

11:58

robots out here, You've been mercilessly discontinued

12:01

like all of a sudden by the very corporation

12:03

that created them. Its fucking bullshit

12:06

wealth Rotalina. The diversity

12:09

out here needs to be mentioned. We have little

12:11

home meath with science that say justice for Carlos.

12:14

We have regular size home meath with anti

12:16

Ramtech banners. We even have several

12:19

members of the partisan community here. After

12:21

Dushi, what brings you here today?

12:23

Some people say they protest, Bro. They no protest,

12:26

Bro, They no protests Okay. They say,

12:28

Oh I have little sign Okay,

12:30

maybe I'll get megaphone, Bro. Okay, maybe

12:32

I hold hands and sing Kumbaya. Bro. That's

12:34

bushy, Okay. When I protest, Bro,

12:37

I'm march, I pass out Friday, I make beans, I paint

12:39

face like sitting. I organized strike at

12:41

factory. Bro. Okay, Right, Congressman,

12:43

Bro, boycott everything ram Tech, Bro,

12:45

No Bushi. I called my mother every

12:47

day, Bro to tell her to protest.

12:50

Bro. Thank you After Ducy. Next

12:53

check in with our own Max Peterson and the Kulo

12:55

Chopper. Max. They

12:58

are literally people

13:00

here at city all but even more

13:02

protesters gather around the ram Tick headquarters.

13:05

It is a frenzy. I haven't seen

13:08

this many people out since day on the Green

13:10

Festival in nineteen eighty three, where

13:12

I saw both Eddy Money and Riding

13:14

Adams on the same bill. That

13:17

was a great show, hell of a show about

13:20

But if you want my unbiased opinion, I

13:22

do believe that ram Tick is at a fault here.

13:24

Corporations have been doing shady shit for

13:27

a long time, and it's about French but they've

13:29

been caring about profits over people for

13:31

years and it's time for that to change.

13:34

It's time to send a message to them. And

13:36

I tell you what, Roslina, if I could

13:38

coma cozi this chop of riding to the headquarters,

13:40

I would, But it is what it is. Back

13:42

at you, Thank

13:45

you so much. Max. Now in studio

13:47

we have the spokeswoman for Tia Donna,

13:49

that is Cynthia Kamanski to speak on the

13:51

topic. Cynthia, how are you well?

13:54

Thank you so much, brothel Nina. It's

13:57

unnered to be here and be the spokesperson for Tia

13:59

Niania. Yeah.

14:01

And you know, although this Chimie

14:04

be yark and you know it's

14:06

corporations always take advantage of people

14:09

and everything. This there

14:11

is some you know, silver landing here,

14:14

which is that people are coming together

14:17

and it's and it's just beautiful to

14:19

watch. You know. There's been just a

14:21

long division amongst

14:24

little kiomis and regular sized yomies,

14:26

and now we don't see that when people come together

14:28

for things like yeah, you

14:30

know, and you see the little homies, regular

14:33

sized homies leak white

14:35

Asian leatinos. You

14:37

know. The truth is we're all little homies and

14:39

the eyes of the big nonster corporations

14:42

that try to eat us me up. So

14:44

I just want to just put some light on

14:46

just we're coming together and we're gonna get new

14:48

this against riam tech. Okay,

14:50

So thanks for having me, Rosalinda,

14:53

and you know, and anybody can put in a kiat

14:55

and that's little kiomis and

14:58

regular yomies unite at tiantian A

15:00

dot com for a get count. Okay.

15:03

Yeah,

15:05

I'm tiredies corporations take advantage of the little

15:07

homies and the big homies and the regular

15:10

size homies. Oh shit, I'm

15:13

tired these corporations preying on us.

15:15

No loyalty, no honor. All profits don't trust.

15:18

I'm a little homie using technology every day,

15:20

buying all these products just to stay in the game.

15:22

But then it's like, sorry, your charger has been just continued

15:25

force to buy some more ship getting played for a full

15:27

But now it's time to take a standing fight back

15:30

and call out these evil doors at ram Tech.

15:32

We're about to put you on blast because we all know

15:34

you're the one who took out the homie car Loss,

15:37

theos favorite robot forever end of the the day,

15:39

the one who had our back in the world of technology.

15:42

Little homies, big homies unite, even

15:44

regular size homies are done for the fight. It's

15:47

time we all get all respect and

15:49

take down the monster they call ram Tech.

15:52

Little homies, big homies unite. You've

15:54

been regular size homies are down for the fight.

15:56

It's time we all get all respect

15:58

and take down the monster they called ram Tech.

16:02

Man, we all know you did, Carlos, dirty homie.

16:06

We're about to night big

16:08

homies, little homies, regular size homies.

16:11

This time we fight back against

16:14

this monsters they called ram Tech. Recipes

16:17

of the Homeboy Carlos m m mmmmmmmmmm.

16:23

We got that laughter for your soul and

16:26

now too. Then to the Frankie king you on

16:28

this show. All

16:31

right, A thanks everybody

16:33

for coming to today's class on me. You

16:36

guys they're pretty good, eh. Um,

16:39

some of you need to get better, obviously because I see

16:41

that your mind's elsewhere. Um,

16:44

but let's bring it back on me. Let's get centered right now. You know what

16:46

I'm saying. So let's breathe in some positivity.

16:51

Exhale negativity on me, shine

16:55

little with that dumb shit. Ain't because

16:59

most important, homie, it don't never act like you

17:01

have things figured out. They because you have to forever

17:04

be a student, homie, because

17:06

a lot of times supposed to be like, oh, look that

17:08

looks cute or whatever. They see a hippo, homie,

17:11

you know, like a hippo and they're like, dang like

17:13

that, like he looks like it could hug them.

17:16

But hippos are actually in

17:19

the top five animals that kill

17:22

humans. Ay, the statistics

17:24

are pretty high on it. But

17:26

um, like lo and behold or or a hippo

17:28

will fuck you up on me, So don't

17:30

try to hug it. Um, you

17:32

know, just staying you're laying on me and

17:35

appreciate the hippo from a distance.

17:37

Say all right, just

17:39

like like your mother in law or

17:41

your lady's mom, you know, just appreciate

17:44

it from the distance, say, because if you get in there too much and

17:46

she's gonna be all up in your business, hey,

17:48

and she'll you know, the last thing you wanting

17:51

is for like your mother in law or your high's

17:53

mom to start texting your homie. That's

17:55

when you know, like, oh, your life

17:57

is over because you're gonna be like

18:00

you know what I mean, It's like you're just being monitored

18:02

all the time on me. So

18:05

what I'm saying is you could still appreciate

18:08

that person's beauty homie from a distance

18:10

like you would a hip boy. Just don't

18:12

go try to get too close or hug

18:14

it because then you know

18:16

you're probably die on me. So you know, nobody

18:18

wants to add on me. Then once you hear living, thriving,

18:22

you know, and like you know, having

18:24

a good job, hopefully maybe you don't have a job right

18:27

now, but that's neither here nor there. Homeide, the point is

18:29

that you know you have Spotify or whatever however

18:31

you're listening to this or iTunes,

18:33

So something's going good in your life. Ay, So

18:36

that's what's up, all right? So

18:40

for you know, representing or trolo fit and

18:42

for being here and you know,

18:44

for respecting you know, your surroundings

18:47

and the planets and everything, and you

18:49

know, just watch out for those hippos a and you

18:52

know, just uh, you

18:54

know, try to avoid your your high's

18:56

mom texting you. All right, so he

18:58

keep thriving, keep trying, and keep representing to

19:00

the full list and all that. No matter where

19:03

you're at home and all that. Creeper loves you. Hey, all right,

19:05

so sub oh

19:10

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19:29

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19:31

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19:33

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19:38

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19:40

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19:42

soft break there. This

19:46

call will be recorded and monitored.

19:48

I have a collect call from Rubid.

19:52

Hey, hey, pretty More, what's Amie?

19:55

Are you okay there? What I

20:00

went down? Fucked up on me? I've talked about

20:02

few of them. Motherfucker's only fuck Ram take

20:04

on me? Fuck that ship. Well they took

20:06

Carlos on me. I know

20:08

he but now he's in robot Heaven or whatever

20:10

on me. Hey, but still, I mean

20:13

no, that shit gonna fly with

20:15

me on me? I know me walk

20:18

yeah. Other hint that I said that you knocked out like

20:20

six or seven of those fools, and like

20:22

they were all in business suits, but they were just laying

20:24

right there like, ah, you know, looking dumb. Yeah,

20:27

you know what we do it, pretty Moore. I mean that it's

20:29

the way we take care of business man. But hey,

20:31

man, when you can't do that for me on me, yeah,

20:33

yeah, no, I'm gonna I'm might well over there home, I'm gonna

20:35

go to the bail bombs or whatever, and then uh, you

20:37

know, we're gonna bail you out here. So we're gonna we're

20:39

having outside that tomorrow and then be like even

20:41

though you've only been there for like two days, we're still making

20:43

like, hey, welcome home you know, yeah,

20:46

And I told good Can I'm kidding rights

20:49

Bill. All right, all right, Canna,

20:51

that's what's up. I'll see you soon at