0:09

Good morning you sexy bitches.

0:11

It is Friday. Our

0:15

first week of doing just three shows and

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I hope that you're happy with the quality of

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what we're delivering for you and I think it's

0:22

only gonna get better from here. Got some exciting

0:24

news. We're redecorating so this whole

0:26

background you see here is gonna change.

0:28

It's not gonna be here for long.

0:31

Simpye is here. She's not going anywhere though. No,

0:33

you can't get rid of me. For all those

0:36

people who come just to see Simpye on a

0:38

Friday, you're not going to be out of

0:40

luck anytime soon. Ben will be joining us

0:42

later on too. We'll check out some sport.

0:45

Very exciting. It is

0:47

a pre-recording which I did the other

0:49

day with David Walliams of

0:51

Little Britain who's now a

0:53

children's author. He's written

0:55

a bunch of really cool books for kids. My

0:57

two little nephews are so into it that they're

0:59

like, oh, we know him. And

1:02

when I was a kid, I remember reading Roald Dahl and

1:04

if I could have met Roald Dahl, I would have been

1:06

like, most kids don't

1:08

want to meet an author, right? But I'm pretty sure when

1:11

Harry Potter first came out, every kid wanted

1:13

to meet J.K. Rowling. Oh yes.

1:16

Oh yes, yes, and yes. So when

1:18

he comes to South Africa, I'm going to see if I

1:20

can organize for them to meet him. It would be quite,

1:22

quite, quite nice. You will be the coolest uncle ever. I will be

1:24

the best uncle, right? Right?

1:27

Yeah, because poor parents have to slog every

1:29

day. They have to do everything right. If

1:31

they say no, then the kids are like,

1:33

whoa, why not? But I just have to

1:35

come in with that one cool thing. And

1:37

then they're like, yay, we like him the

1:39

most. And you raise the bar now because

1:42

they're like, ah, anything else below this? Hey,

1:45

listen, it's Mother's Day on Sunday. Speaking of

1:48

raising the bar. Now, I don't know whether

1:50

you're one of those people who gives a

1:52

shit about Mother's Day and you may, you

1:54

may know that it's just, you know, some

1:56

commercial crap that nobody cares about. Maybe

1:59

that's how you feel. about it. I don't know if

2:02

it needs to be made more of a first off but

2:04

I'm not a mom. So maybe for moms

2:07

who feel like they don't get enough

2:09

love and appreciation through the year, God

2:11

knows we could always give more. Yeah

2:14

we could always give more. It's

2:17

your special day, Sunday. I tried to book...

2:19

Oi you want to hear some family drama?

2:21

Okay let's hear it. Wait wait wait,

2:23

give my cup ready? Okay so my

2:25

brother yeah sipping tea. So my brother

2:27

sends a message. He's always the more...

2:31

like he's the softer, gentler one believe it or not

2:33

of all of us. He sends me

2:35

and my sister a message on Monday. He's like what are

2:37

we gonna do for mom for mom's, you know, Mother's Day.

2:40

Now he's also got a wife who's a mother and he's got

2:42

to worry about her as well. So I said look you don't

2:44

worry, we'll take care of this one and just

2:46

make sure you're available on Sunday around this

2:48

time. Cool. So

2:51

I say to my sister, listen

2:54

here's the place that I think mom wants to go

2:57

to. You book it. She goes

2:59

cool. Well what

3:02

a drama to get. First of all everywhere's

3:05

full okay because now everybody's had this idea

3:07

that they must take their mother for breakfast

3:09

on Sunday. You don't need

3:11

to but this is what happens. So

3:13

no she can get a booking at that place

3:15

but only for four of us and they're actually

3:18

gonna be six of us plus

3:20

the two kids and anyway. So

3:22

I said her look and she's completely

3:25

beside herself. I can't get this organized. I'm like

3:27

there are people with real problems in the world but okay

3:30

I'll take this over. Okay. So I take

3:33

it over. I find another place. I

3:35

book it. I say to them all

3:37

I do is on the family group I

3:39

just say that 10 30 Sunday. This is

3:41

where we're going. Okay. Lovely. So

3:44

two days go by. That's

3:46

what I'm thinking is the plan. Everybody else is

3:48

aware of the plan. Then

3:50

my dad calls me last night. He's like

3:52

listen we've been thinking about it and because

3:54

now they're old right. We don't

3:57

want to really do. We don't want to go with all these

3:59

people and Look, I don't mind this, but

4:01

now I've booked. So we'll

4:03

just do something here at our house

4:06

and you can all come here. I'm

4:08

like, okay, that's fine. Cause I'm

4:10

not touchy about these things, I'm sensitive. But

4:13

I am, I'm getting upset. No, so of

4:15

course, now everyone has an opinion, right? So

4:18

why are we doing something so boring? Is

4:21

this fun? Now who has

4:23

to cook, whoever, whatever. It's

4:25

like, my mother said yesterday,

4:28

let's not even do this. So

4:31

I'm like, no, no, we're

4:33

gonna do this. It's got nothing to do with

4:35

you. You are not involved in the arrangements here at all.

4:38

So I hope it all goes well, but you

4:40

can just tell, like these are the stupid things

4:42

that happen in every family, there's always something

4:46

and it's mostly nonsense. No,

4:48

but it's not. Okay,

4:50

let me tell you, being the organizer

4:52

of the group, right, especially with my

4:55

friendship groups, once I've taken on

4:57

that role, we

4:59

are making plans, we're gonna hang out

5:01

Sunday 1030, you

5:04

can't change that. Once it's locked and

5:06

it's, you know, I've done all

5:09

the groundwork. It's got a super lock on

5:11

it. It needs to happen. Any

5:13

last minute changes of, oh,

5:15

can you rather just come to my house? No,

5:18

like babes, you should have offered that in the

5:20

beginning, like you should have said. Now we've all

5:22

agreed. We've all agreed,

5:24

I've called people, I've made reservations,

5:26

like things have happened. I'm

5:29

sorry, but the plan used to continue.

5:31

I hear you. I'm one of those people

5:34

too. Don't get me wrong, I'm also one

5:36

of those people who likes to stick to an arrangement once it's

5:38

been made. But, you know, there are a lot of arguments.

5:41

And by the way, while we're talking about Simpio

5:43

as being the organizer, Simpio is

5:45

also the producer of the Shady podcast.

5:47

And yesterday we launched, is

5:51

it fair to say it's the biggest episode

5:53

today? Yes, it is. Okay, so we launched-

5:55

And he's currently trending. Right, we launched an

5:57

episode with Duzila Zuma, who- is

6:00

of course Jacob Zuma's daughter and the

6:02

twin sister of Duduzane and

6:06

it is getting lots of attention

6:08

because she hasn't really spoken, she

6:10

hasn't really done any interviews,

6:13

she's obviously extremely influential

6:15

in the MK party

6:17

which is potentially the

6:19

third biggest party in the country according

6:22

to some people. So

6:24

to find out what's going on with her,

6:26

what her life is all about at the

6:28

moment, her relationship with her dad, what she

6:30

does in the party, you want to find

6:32

out all of that stuff you can go

6:34

and check it out on the Real Network,

6:36

just look for the shady podcast and you

6:38

will see Duduzane Zuma. Very

6:40

nice and it was a great interview too

6:43

so well done there Sims. Thank you, thank

6:45

you, thank you, in the words

6:47

of Juarez, we have

6:50

secured the unsecurable and we shall continue

6:52

to deliver on getting guests that a

6:54

lot of people can't dick.

6:58

Damn right and interview them in a way

7:00

that no one else can, apparently

7:02

there were a bunch of producers from all

7:05

over the rest of the country and other

7:07

shows desperately trying to get hold of Duduzane

7:10

after our interview so well done

7:12

to Juarez, Ph and to Simpue.

7:15

Okay we've got lots of other good things

7:17

coming up, let's just do some housekeeping here quickly. Carl

7:20

the Santa, Gareth we're going to have to talk

7:22

about the terrible idea of removing the burning platform

7:24

from the app, someone should be fired for that

7:27

decision. Well as you know the burning platform is

7:30

part of what we used to do on a Thursday and that

7:32

is going to be a part of the lineup,

7:34

it fits better there too of

7:36

the podcast party so you just have to

7:39

subscribe to both and then you'll miss nothing.

7:41

You can have whatever you could have,

7:43

whatever you like, yeah all

7:46

you have to do is just subscribe

7:48

to both and that way you will get the best

7:50

of all the world and you can just

7:52

decide I want to listen to this I don't

7:55

want to listen to that and so on all the way

7:57

through. I'm not precious about it there are some stuff that

7:59

people come for on this show that

8:02

they might not want on

8:04

other platforms, that they might not get on

8:06

other platforms. That's awesome. We're

8:08

trying to be as forward-thinking as

8:10

possible. And of course, as I mentioned, it's

8:12

not just a look thing. We're doing some

8:14

renovations here shortly. We're going to change this

8:17

completely. You're going to see how we have

8:19

construction workers and interior decorators and

8:22

all kinds of things happening there behind me. And

8:25

that's all happening in the next while. But

8:27

we're also changing some of the content. So

8:29

we want your ideas and your suggestions here.

8:31

What we are going to do is punish

8:34

the producers of this show severely. Because as

8:36

you know, every time we have a technical

8:38

issue that earns them one

8:41

swipe of the of the shambok. Oh!

8:44

How can I bring the one I have at

8:46

home? Have you got a shambok? Yes! In

8:49

my mother's room. You see. You see. If

8:51

you know, there was always a shambok in

8:53

our house too. Right? Some

8:55

people don't know what a shambok is. Like, Leanne would

8:58

say, oh, why does it matter? Why does it matter?

9:00

Because, you know, I won't tell

9:02

you why. Like, let's just.

9:05

No, you know why. Because

9:07

this was the last resort,

9:10

right? If just everyone's out

9:12

of control. Shambok. And nothing is

9:14

long. So they don't need to be very close to

9:16

you. They can get you from... And

9:18

let me tell you, even if you're not using

9:21

full force, that thing... Just

9:23

pass a tip of it. It goes away. It leaves a

9:25

moth. So you know what?

9:27

And we don't... we're not saying

9:29

abusing people is a good idea. But

9:31

I'm... Discipline is important. I'm

9:34

in favor of discipline. And so, James, we're

9:36

going to show you what a shambok

9:39

is next week. Okay, we're going to have

9:41

a proper debriefing.

9:43

Okay. I'm fluid.

9:46

Speaking of James, we

9:48

have a song. Oh, okay.

9:50

We have a song. James has

9:53

a producer song, which... Did

9:56

he produce it? No, he didn't. I

9:58

managed to get this. done,

10:00

all right? Okay. So you

10:02

basically tell this AI what

10:06

the story of this person is. Let

10:09

me read you the lyrics quickly because that's quite important

10:11

and then you can figure it out from there. Okay.

10:13

All right. The cool thing about this is this

10:16

is the AI did the creative stuff. Oh

10:18

James, you're the producer of our dreams but

10:20

every time you try it all falls apart

10:22

at the seams. You

10:25

step on stage with confidence so grand

10:27

but behind the curtains we see it's

10:29

all unplanned. Every

10:34

set design just a little bit of skew.

10:37

You can't help us James no matter what you

10:39

do. Your mistakes they

10:41

keep piling up high but we'll

10:44

keep smiling because it's all part

10:46

of the lie. That's the great

10:48

song. All right. So that's just

10:50

the first verse. Into some of

10:52

the yeah. So why don't we

10:54

just why don't we let people

10:57

listen to this quickly. Go

10:59

ahead and give this a play out and mute my microphone

11:01

at the same time so you can play it for some

11:03

viewers so she can hear it. All right. It

11:17

all falls apart at the

11:19

seams. You step on stage

11:22

with confidence so grand but

11:24

behind the curtains we see

11:27

it's all unplanned. Every set

11:29

design just a little bit

11:32

of skew. You can't help

11:34

us James no matter what

11:37

you do. They

11:39

keep piling up high

11:41

but we'll keep smiling

11:43

because it's all part

11:45

of the lie. Oh

11:53

James, you're

11:56

the master of the day. It's

12:00

all you have It

12:03

is not the next step

12:05

It's the end of the

12:08

season Keep saying it This

12:11

is the end My

12:26

pelo says, how did you secure Selena Gomez for

12:28

this song? Selena Gomez for this

12:30

song Selena

12:40

Gomez for this song Selena

12:59

Gomez for this song Selena

13:29

Gomez for this song Selena

13:59

Gomez for this song South Africa is just

14:01

such a funny place on X

14:04

on Twitter because people always have

14:07

way too much to say about everything. I

14:09

saw this morning, Raman

14:11

who's been on the show before says,

14:14

saw a black guy playing paddle this

14:16

morning. I guess a big thing, right?

14:19

I've seen a lot of black people playing paddle. But

14:22

if you wake up really early and you go

14:24

past those courts, it's busy.

14:28

People wake up late when it's dark to

14:30

go and play paddle. I'm one step closer

14:32

to getting a paddle in right now. One

14:34

step closer. I haven't gotten it yet. Well,

14:36

you bring this up, but actually, Sumpir has been

14:39

very, very disciplined about going to

14:41

gym lately. Yes, I'm all

14:43

about being fit, healthy. And now

14:45

he's buying all the equipment and stuff too. Yes,

14:48

because at the gym, I'm

14:50

doing weights. I'm trying to

14:52

strength training. That's what

14:54

I call. And

14:57

it's hurting my inner hand. So

14:59

you're getting calluses? Yes, because

15:02

now I need the plan. He needs a

15:04

gym guy. And also what I wear to

15:06

the gym because now my gym clothes are getting a

15:08

bit loose. And I'm like, oh, I need to look

15:10

up even more snatched. So

15:13

as Sumpir style, gym

15:15

donations are open, guys. You want

15:17

to get me because gym gear

15:19

is very expensive. Oh, so now you're

15:21

going to put that... Okay, another thing that

15:23

you may not know. It's very expensive. Sumpir

15:26

just asks for people to fulfill her

15:28

wildest dreams. And people do. She

15:31

has wish lists on pretty much every app

15:33

that there is. And

15:35

then she expects you to buy her gym gloves. But

15:37

there's going to be someone who's in love with you

15:39

who will. I mean, can you not see the

15:42

vision of us being healthy together and just

15:44

living our best life in health,

15:46

in strength? And

15:48

this time around, I'm not asking for tires. I'm

15:51

asking for gym gloves and gym

15:53

gear. Come on. I

15:55

think in terms of my expenses, We

15:58

are definitely... Speaking.

16:01

To the people who are living

16:03

within Cereals economy like let's not

16:05

details but you can do gyms,

16:08

labs, gyms. yeah gym equipment was

16:10

that that? Well, one

16:12

of the others tweets that I see this

16:14

morning that's quite good that hasn't got to

16:17

do with paddle. Is from

16:19

worse? Who? Has

16:21

retreated someone who's advertising a

16:23

hundred and seventy million. Dollar.

16:26

Million Rand house isps, temps

16:28

bakes have been sworn of

16:31

those places says on the

16:33

Atlantic Seaboard and and worth

16:35

says. I've

16:38

seen many whores as specific.

16:40

this property smells, assess, assess,

16:42

snuff without a license, and

16:44

without saying what everyone's think.

16:47

again, he does. does. This

16:52

seems to be a large

16:54

overlap between. Let's.

16:57

Just say. A lot of

16:59

really attractive women wearing skimpy outfits.

17:02

And. Real Estate's is is a seems to

17:04

be a lot of the which been would

17:06

love to talk about most gifted maybe later

17:08

because he has brought this up the as

17:10

as about like there's these shows in America

17:12

for example where they have. You.

17:15

Know essentially. Hookers

17:17

who were advertising properties

17:20

and. And and they so people

17:22

round of because they. Were these outfits

17:24

and everything? and they sewing around most

17:26

the middle aged, the elderly men. these

17:28

guys are buying these things up. With

17:31

the promise of like to seeing this

17:34

woman again like buying places they can

17:36

even afford to say could see these

17:38

girls again. Very

17:41

exciting! Cyrix? I know it's

17:43

happening here. Aren't you glad? I

17:46

just somebody to excel or like The

17:48

mean we need somebody to. Do. Them on the

17:50

him as I. it is it's

17:52

one thing someone see a know what

17:55

happens at that house and it's a

17:57

different things like those somebody until recently

17:59

as last guys, just tell

18:01

me what's happening in your neighborhood. And

18:04

you're all the gossip that was shared.

18:07

Oh, really? You're like those one person

18:09

who is like, there's this auntie down the road.

18:11

Her husband left it like two years ago. He

18:13

then came back. Now he was found and alive

18:16

like two days later. And

18:18

she's just saying, I don't know what happened

18:20

to him. There's somebody else who has shared

18:22

like this crazy story of her

18:25

auntie being involved with a married

18:27

man and then her being bewitched.

18:30

It's wild. So I'm here for it.

18:32

I need to hear those stories of

18:34

those mansion, what happens

18:36

there with the Kelly's, like

18:38

tell us I'm here for it. I

18:41

like that very much. I think that

18:43

that's a good idea. The real content creators are

18:45

in your neighborhood. They

18:47

are. And it's the regular aunties that

18:49

you don't suspect that will greet you at

18:51

eight o'clock in the morning as she's driving

18:53

out. And you're like, you're a law abiding

18:56

good lady. No,

18:58

no, no, those people, let me tell you, those

19:00

are the people who watch whatever's

19:02

going on. They know

19:04

what's happening. They look

19:06

over the wall, check what's going

19:08

on in someone else's yard, have binoculars.

19:12

They sit in their room in the front of the house,

19:15

checking out what's happening. I'm

19:17

telling you, you mustn't underestimate those people. They're

19:19

dangerous. Dangerous as hell. Rebecca's

19:21

roots says, Simpewe's looking so glam. She always

19:23

sparkles. Oh, that's very nice. Thank you. Okay,

19:28

and then let's just look at this

19:30

quickly. Only us eighties

19:32

children will know the bids are burning song.

19:34

Well, apparently our

19:38

friend, the Kefness, put

19:41

out a version of that with the flag

19:43

burning in the DA ad and

19:45

it's hilarious. So

19:47

if you haven't seen that yet, fantastic.

19:50

All right, very, very good. We

19:53

need to look at a couple of things in the news.

19:55

Let's just fill you in on what's going on there. And

19:58

also we've got some sports. coming up

20:00

with Ben so stick around for

20:02

that. Okay so Temu and Sheen

20:04

or Shine, South Africa.

20:07

Apparently there are people

20:09

who want these closed down. Only

20:12

now? Well guess who's

20:14

right behind the imminent threat

20:16

to these is SARS.

20:18

There's always someone who's gonna spoil

20:20

things usually at SARS, we hate

20:22

SARS, god damn you to

20:24

death SARS. It's a department that actually

20:27

does its job. It's

20:29

the text then. He's like you're not running away

20:31

from me. I don't care if you're

20:33

a gas cliff, I don't care if you're

20:35

a corporate honey, you're going to pay

20:37

what I'm due. Right if you think SARS

20:40

isn't paying attention, you're not paying

20:43

attention. So apparently governments

20:45

and South African businesses claim that

20:48

these two websites hurt the local

20:50

economy and jobs. Trade

20:53

and Industry Minister Ibrahim Patel has highlighted Temu

20:55

and Shine's dominance as major

20:57

challenges to the South African textile

20:59

industry. The National Clothing Retail Foundation

21:01

suspects these companies or their local

21:03

agents are exploiting loopholes to import

21:05

goods at cheaper rates. This

21:08

allows them to undercut local retailers and

21:10

potentially puts thousands of jobs at risk.

21:12

Temu has remained silent on the accusations

21:14

however Sheen or Shine denies any wrongdoing

21:16

and they say they comply with all

21:19

tax regulations and pay import duties and

21:21

VAT like any other retailer. You

21:24

know what I hate about this is

21:27

guess who is not being considered in all of

21:29

this? You.

21:31

The consumer. This

21:34

is all about government wanting

21:36

their share. They don't care about you being

21:38

taken advantage of. They won't come to your

21:40

aid if one of these websites rips you

21:42

off and you don't get your delivery. They

21:44

also won't fix the post office so you

21:46

can have your delivery. Right?

21:49

Instead they'll bitch and moan about how they're

21:51

not getting a slice of the pie they

21:53

don't deserve. So here's what drives me crazy.

21:56

If SARS is in charge

21:58

of the finances of the country and make sure

22:00

that revenue comes in so that the government can

22:02

spend, then SARS should apply

22:04

pressure to things like the post office.

22:07

So that if people order from overseas,

22:09

they can get their piece of the

22:11

pie in terms of tax, they can

22:13

get their customs and duties, which are

22:15

usually outrageous. I mean, if I ordered

22:18

this mug from America,

22:21

or from China, it arrived and

22:23

it cost me 300 rand. The

22:26

taxes and duties on that would probably be another

22:28

two, maybe even another 300 rand. So

22:30

I'm pretty much paying double for it, or just under

22:32

that. That was certainly my experience when I used to

22:35

order a lot of stuff. But

22:37

there's an additional complication in that you don't

22:39

even get that, because if you do get it, it's

22:41

like six months later. But

22:43

normally you just don't get it. In other words,

22:45

it's sitting in some post office warehouse somewhere. Yeah.

22:49

And sometimes you have to pay the

22:52

taxes and duties before they'll release it. And

22:55

most people don't do that. So there are warehouses,

22:59

sorting rooms, all over South Africa, full of

23:01

stuff that people have ordered that

23:03

they never received. That's fraud, post

23:06

office. So you guys

23:08

sort that out first, and then we can worry

23:10

about your taxes. But the only people

23:12

who pay at the end are people in South

23:14

Africa earning South African rands,

23:17

being forced at gunpoint to pay SARS money.

23:20

You tidy that up and we will pay you your money.

23:23

But until then, I don't wanna hear from you. And

23:25

if a clever South African has found a

23:27

way to get cheaper clothes. Yes,

23:30

that's what I wanna bring up, that

23:32

when you look at those two particular

23:34

brands or corporate, you can

23:36

get things for dirty, right? This

23:39

is why we'd rather buy on Shein, for

23:41

example, you could- I only found out

23:44

about this last year in October

23:46

from someone I know. She

23:48

told me this is the best place to shop for

23:50

clothes. I thought I'm going on, but I'm going to.

23:52

Yeah, you see what I mean? So in terms

23:54

of also being competitive, you know, in South

23:58

Africa buying things here is- credit

24:00

expenses of them does a cool source must

24:02

also consider that that we're living in serials

24:04

economy and a lot of the times We

24:06

want to get things for cheaper and if

24:08

we can I will go there like I

24:10

will spend to rent instead of spending 200

24:12

and and that's the reality of it and

24:15

they just need to keep up with like

24:18

How they can text them and

24:20

if they're doing the right things of paying like,

24:22

you know The

24:24

taxes and whatnot then so you can't

24:26

ask for more. You can't know greedy You

24:29

can't yeah and KB says she

24:31

and sheen shine Actually

24:35

delivers really quickly. My wife has ordered

24:37

multiple times So you see and if

24:39

people want that stuff who the

24:41

hell are you with your government regulations? And

24:43

frankly as for all the South African companies

24:45

that are complaining about this Protectionism

24:48

never works. There's always a way around it So

24:51

if you're going to try and lock us off from the

24:53

rest of the world and force us to pay more So

24:56

that we can keep jobs going in this country.

24:59

No South Africans interested in that. There

25:01

is nobody not even you government I get

25:03

the bet you you're buying your stuff overseas

25:06

Government, there's some minister right now

25:08

sitting where we shouldn't do this Borton

25:11

London, I was about to say that

25:13

so don't judge us when you want to buy come

25:15

here you from you know Chinese

25:18

shop somewhere like don't judge us,

25:21

please And see

25:23

under makes a good point see under my

25:25

bus says instead of reviving manufacturing in South

25:28

Africa They'd rather bring down the competition exactly

25:32

Okay, very good. Good point.

25:34

Well put you can find cheap stuff

25:36

online get it. Yeah, please

25:39

do Amazon has recently

25:41

launched and They

25:43

saying that like Amazon can't keep up

25:45

with all the amounts of orders within

25:47

like the first hours They

25:49

made already a couple of million. So

25:52

we're just saying was excellent. Someone

25:54

also said on social

25:56

media Don't know who it is. They ordered something and

25:58

then four hours later. They had whatever

26:01

they had ordered. So also good

26:03

customer service helps guys. Well

26:05

apparently so Woody says I've ordered twice

26:07

from Sheen and I got both orders

26:10

exactly one week after I placed them.

26:13

Now that is efficient. If you can be

26:15

that efficient SARS then you can ask for

26:17

more money. Until then shut your goddamn whore

26:19

mouth because we are the

26:22

ones keeping you afloat. Okay? What

26:24

a cheek SARS really. It's ruining everyone's

26:26

fun. Find me South Africans, find cheap

26:28

good stuff and they want to ruin

26:30

it. Even

26:33

me I want to know.

26:36

I don't trust Sheen and Temul

26:39

or wish. They look like a scheme to me

26:41

says Sanel. But Sanel you haven't ordered. We've got

26:43

other people here in the comments who have ordered.

26:46

Import costs are ridiculous says Naked

26:48

Goose. South Africans pay a lot

26:50

more for electronics than other countries.

26:52

Again they're scooping off the top

26:54

and the only one who pays is you. You

26:57

the consumer. Do you think they care about you?

26:59

Not a chance. All

27:02

right welcome Ben. How

27:05

are you this Friday? Fresh.

27:10

Definitely getting there. Did you just say nice?

27:13

Yeah because you know the people you get

27:15

to my age and you riddled with crow's

27:17

feet. The cold weather actually pisces the face.

27:19

Yeah it looks so rough out of these

27:21

studio lights. Maybe I

27:23

should go to one of those cheap Chinese sites and

27:25

get skin care cream. I

27:28

wouldn't advise that. I'm so tired of all

27:30

those ads that get fayed

27:33

on social media. So you're not a

27:35

big fan of these things. Oh

27:37

it's such a weird thing because I think as humans

27:39

we always have to weigh too much shit anyway and

27:43

now these companies flood our markets even

27:45

more. Are you trying to

27:47

minimize Ben? Are you a minimalist? I

27:49

think all humans should try to minimize. Yeah

27:51

because they're so enticing. It's

27:57

like buy this thing you don't actually really

27:59

need but looks kind of cool for like

28:01

seven rand and everyone's like well seven rand.

28:04

I yeah I just in this case

28:06

if people want stuff you're not gonna

28:08

prevent them from wanting stuff so

28:10

let them get the stuff and let them get it

28:12

cheap of course of it what about the crazy store

28:15

Gareth you don't hear much about them anymore do we?

28:17

No we don't. What happened to the five rand store

28:19

on your local main road? No

28:21

they're still there they still use this money laundering

28:23

operation don't you worry? I didn't know that. Yeah

28:26

the Chinese store. I just feel great for

28:29

the crazy stores because it's crazy how

28:31

low these Chinese prices are and they

28:34

can't compete. All

28:37

right well you're here which means it's time

28:39

for us to get into some sports we

28:41

do this every Friday it gets us ready

28:43

for the weekend it's a really good way

28:45

to start your weekend and Ben is gonna

28:47

look at all the important things be on

28:49

the scoreboard with Ben Karpinski brought to you

28:51

by Super Bets take it away Ben. So

28:53

guys a bit of a low weekend you

28:55

seem to have quite a few of these actually

28:57

have laid there's been highs and lows highs and lows like

28:59

this weekend is not a whole bunch but we've got to

29:01

say last weekend well into the socks because

29:03

they actually won. The sharks

29:06

won and it was a big game to win

29:08

they were down and out and doesn't look like

29:10

they were gonna come through in the EPCR Challenge

29:12

Cup but they did and now they'll take on

29:14

Gloucester in the finals this will be 25 May

29:17

so they'll take on Gloucester who's from England and

29:20

then the Evasic Champions Cup Final will be Leinster

29:22

versus Toulouse. Okay now I called all four of

29:24

those three last week so

29:26

you did you're welcome there we go so if

29:28

you if you placed bets according to what Ben

29:30

told you not that he is in any way

29:33

attached to like the gods of sports all gloating

29:35

gloating but I think you know it's a great

29:37

example of like wow I told you so yeah

29:39

look it also Ed picks I basically it was

29:41

all the home teams so the Sharks made a

29:43

meal out of it they should have won no

29:45

more but anyway hey those those are the big

29:47

raky things to look forward to now we've got

29:50

obviously the URC's back in action we've got three

29:52

runs left of this and I've started

29:54

to become a massive URC fan in the beginning

29:56

it was like yeah I'll

29:58

watch I Guess it's out there. The i about

30:00

but it's really cool and I think now

30:02

because it with the homestretch that none of

30:05

the essay teams. Are. In a

30:07

busy Champions Cup never we're gonna be. unfortunately

30:09

because oldest too early we still need stronger

30:11

squads. We still need to work up it

30:13

as ducks, travel schedules and the totem in

30:15

the spirit more kind of think picture was

30:18

so the storm isn't The bulls are basically

30:20

just gonna try run this thing through to

30:22

the death. Another three more games and every

30:24

big especially for the stores because they have

30:26

to go away from home to get the

30:28

points scenario. They'll be taking on the Dragons

30:31

tonight at eight thirty five, which sounds of

30:33

insurmountable task done. I mean dragons. It doesn't

30:35

scare date, they quaids. Dragons not like Game

30:37

of Thrones dragon so they've got a

30:39

chance at in Edinburgh will be taking

30:41

on there but Elsa tonight's eight that

30:43

he fights to the both tomorrow. Lovely

30:46

detlef this it'll be sunny know.great day to

30:48

inhale all at birth or smoke and District.

30:50

Lots and lots of beer still be taking

30:53

on the top of the table. Glasgow warriors

30:55

know it remains to be. see if that's

30:57

your worries are going to be a full

30:59

strength. They sell them on the stage of

31:01

the season for their way. Six is because

31:03

the folks the stuff but Ill bit damn

31:05

good. Game that as a two o'clock tomorrow

31:07

and then the Sox will be take your

31:09

been it's own at home five posts, four

31:11

sides. The Sox have been good as I've

31:14

said from the Apc off. Cup. Salads

31:16

casting recently snotty get to go home and

31:18

even though this so far out of the

31:20

your see. They've. Got a big

31:22

game this weekend so get onto the shark

31:24

tank so that others can be really cool

31:26

and there's a some or his team's taking

31:28

your some wells teams but as it began

31:30

look out for his line says his card

31:32

of at quarter past six now the Lions.

31:35

You. know this are playing later and as

31:37

park with i got no charts and tournament's

31:39

so not it's scary hours for them but

31:42

mathematically the lines are currently on things and

31:44

points on eleventh so mathematically they could so

31:46

creep into the top eight but i think

31:48

that horse has bolted now or in the

31:51

all they can do is to bugger at

31:53

the other teams for the sh teams benefits

31:55

of that free ice the game plan that

31:57

of on the code to speech tomorrow that

32:00

guy should not be in that job. So

32:02

yeah, URC this weekend. I

32:04

would definitely take a big go on the Bulls. The

32:06

Bulls, as I said last week, or the last time

32:08

they played in the URC, they were going to bounce

32:11

back heavily. I think they'll be pretty rampant again. And

32:13

I don't think the Stars Go Warriors team is going

32:15

to really care about losing this one because they are

32:17

four points clear and they want to kind of manage

32:19

their squad. In the Premier League, well,

32:21

interesting week of football really. Real Madrid coming

32:24

from the death to go into the Champions

32:26

League final. They'll take on Dortmund who were

32:28

just too good for PSG. PSG are kind

32:30

of like the Pro-Tiers of football. Lots

32:32

of hope, but absolutely f**k on silverware. But

32:34

in the Premier League, this is a really good

32:37

one to watch out for because Arsenal are still

32:39

on top. And as an Arsenal fan, I will

32:41

take that numerical advantage to have over Man City.

32:43

Man City though, they've got those three points in

32:45

the pocket, so to speak, with the game in

32:47

hand. So Saturday, Fulham versus Man

32:50

City at 1.30. Fulham or

32:52

not great, Man City are. Sunday,

32:54

Man United versus Arsenal, 5.30. Now

32:57

Man United, historically, this is a

32:59

good team. You look at the fixture

33:01

and you go, good team. Historically,

33:03

when people use that word,

33:05

historically, it's like when they

33:08

say, theoretically. Yeah. It usually

33:10

means this is not going to go at

33:12

all how you think it is. Well, you've

33:14

got to give them respect, I guess, because

33:16

Man United is still a big team. They've

33:19

got the, Old Trafford's got the highest attendance.

33:22

Sorry. Old Trafford's got the biggest capacity

33:24

in the Premier League for spectators. So when they

33:26

have a full crowd, they have the most people

33:28

watching their game. It's still a place to go

33:30

to. It's still daunting and Arsenal are for us

33:32

to do that. But Arsenal are the kind of

33:34

team that can give Man United 6-0 currently. Last

33:37

year, did they not lose once upon

33:39

a time like 7-0 or something like that? Yeah,

33:43

they did. So yeah, I mean, look, in

33:45

Arsenal, you look at this and you go,

33:48

on paper right now, significantly better.

33:50

But Man United, I saw a bit of a bogey

33:52

team here and there for Arsenal. So yeah, I still

33:54

think they're going to win that one, but it's going

33:56

to be quite a tight one. And then Monday, Liverpool,

33:58

who I'm talking about, how, out of respect

34:00

for James mostly. Do you really need to

34:03

mention them? Yeah probably not. Okay. Very nice.

34:05

You really shut that down quickly. But anyway

34:07

James if you are interested, Monday, Aston

34:10

Villa will be hosting Liverpool. They're out of the title

34:12

race, let's be honest. They haven't even

34:14

got a pro-gist mathematical chance. And

34:16

then there's going to be lots of crickets. There's IPL

34:18

this weekend. So if you're still in the mix there,

34:21

the IPL playoffs take place from the 21st

34:25

of May. Okay so that's obviously where the Nitty Gritty comes

34:27

in. And then we've got the T20 World

34:29

Cup. So I don't want to be so

34:31

into T20 because we've got lots and lots

34:33

of T20 coming up. So again apologies for

34:35

not giving too much of a shit about

34:37

that one. But I mean, COCA tonight riders

34:39

are currently top of the log as the

34:41

rotary spin roles are tied with M1

34:43

16 points. And then it gets a

34:45

bit tight from there. Basically the top seven are still a good

34:48

chance for the playoffs. Alright. We'll get to that close for the

34:50

time. Yeah so there's not really much

34:52

else but we've got some amazing sport coming up. Oh

34:54

sorry, the French motor GP this weekend as

34:56

well. Sorry some people. I know you're a big

34:58

fan of that. And then yeah, then

35:00

next week, next week we've got the PGA

35:02

champs. Okay so we're back with Major Golf.

35:04

So there's four majors every single year. We've

35:06

had the Masters already which was amazing. Scotty

35:09

Scheffler won that one. Scotty Scheffler's won everything

35:11

this year. And then he's taken a couple

35:13

of weeks off and now we're back at

35:15

the PGA champs where he'll probably win this

35:17

one again. So Ben, someone explain this Scotty

35:19

Scheffler thing to me. His

35:24

whole story and the reason that he is

35:26

doing so well, I mean he

35:28

clearly comes from, there's no like hard

35:31

luck story. There's no sad sack fucking

35:33

media narrative. And I love that. Wow. You

35:36

know, woe is me. I've pulled myself up

35:38

by my bootstraps and I was beaten five

35:40

times a day by my dad. Oh don't

35:43

say that. This is just like some guy

35:45

who grew up in a nice family. His

35:47

dad had lots of money. He could afford

35:49

to play golf. Well, he was comfortable. He

35:52

had afford to play golf. He had the

35:54

equipment. He loved it. He practiced. He did

35:56

well. And now he's just winning. And The

36:00

media don't know what to do with this because they're so

36:02

used to telling victim stories that they don't

36:04

have a place to go with this I

36:07

think that's a great story. I know how to

36:09

spin it off already like we need more stories

36:11

like this Yeah, okay. Let me tell you because

36:14

so many times these rich kids, you know Don't

36:17

do anything with their lives. They just become bums, right?

36:19

You know, they just become these biggest Alcoholics

36:22

and draggies and here's a guy who's like

36:24

you don't have to be like that You

36:27

can continue the family legacy you

36:29

you know Can

36:31

turn your family from just being millionaires

36:33

to billionaires, but also I think we're

36:35

just like oversaturated with the hard luck

36:37

stories Okay, his story is hard. Like

36:40

what's motivating him? His life's already nice.

36:42

Okay, so I think Sorry

36:45

for Scotty Scheffler. He's just a nice guy. He's

36:47

tall. He's handsome. He's presentable, right? So he's got

36:49

so much going for him Where's the motivation to

36:52

be better but somehow he finds it for us.

36:54

He finds it Against

36:56

all odds goes against all odds. He doesn't

36:58

have childhood traumas to work through. He has

37:00

to physically go that driving range His

37:04

uncle who made him sit in his hand No None

37:06

of that and yet and yet he's found

37:08

a way to fight through all of this

37:10

and become a great golfer But he is

37:12

he's really amazing. There was a I

37:15

must I'm gonna mess this up. So I

37:17

probably shouldn't try but have already started He's

37:19

amazing right? He's killing everyone right now The gap

37:21

between him and second place in the world is

37:24

like the same as the gap between second and

37:26

like 400 That's right far away.

37:28

This dude is right now But if

37:31

he was to match Tigers record, he needs

37:33

to stay at world number one. I think

37:35

until the year Okay,

37:38

2032 or 2034 and there so long way

37:40

so as much as he's great

37:42

and he's fighting against the adversity of not having adversity

37:45

This oak is still a 20th

37:48

of what tiger was so he's got some

37:50

motivation I got a long way to go.

37:52

You've got a long way to go to try get up with tiger Minimizing

37:55

his traumas he had to deal with other

37:58

rich kids. Okay with

38:00

the fact that

38:03

his peers have amounted to nothing. And he is

38:05

like the guy who walked into the room and

38:07

everybody knows him now, you know, before it was

38:09

his dad that would walk into the room and

38:11

be like, do you know who my dad is?

38:13

And now he's like, I'm that guy, that's a

38:15

lot of pressure. I'm just saying we need more

38:17

stories like this. And he's, as I

38:19

said, he's motivating all the other rich kids that

38:21

have become buns that are still like living off

38:23

the trust fund. No, go make your own money

38:25

and you can make millions as well. And

38:28

he's just, he's so devoted to his faith,

38:30

his wife. Yeah, he's like

38:32

an all round, yeah. No,

38:34

yeah, Simp Kewe loves this. Very good. Yeah,

38:37

and he didn't take the money at Liv. He's

38:39

like, I'm gonna play PGA Tour because I want

38:41

to be good on the PGA Tour. And here

38:43

we are highlighting his traumatic Liv experience. Thank you.

38:46

So Snipes and Carl have questions for

38:48

you, Ben. Ben,

38:53

what is your take on the Mike Tyson fight,

38:55

says Snipes? Yeah, well, I'm

38:58

happy that it's not an exhibition. It'll actually go

39:00

down as a professional fight. Now Mike Tyson's come

39:02

back and he's fought a few oaks in an

39:04

exhibition format. And I just think

39:06

that Mike Tyson, even though he is however

39:08

old, there's gears on warrior in that man,

39:11

which is still gonna bring a

39:13

good fight. Jake Paul, on Netflix,

39:16

you must watch the Jake Paul documentary, mostly

39:19

because it then takes you to the previous Jena documentary. But

39:23

there is a series on Netflix called Untold.

39:25

So watch the Jake Paul documentary because you'll

39:27

get a better understanding about what his career

39:30

has been to this point. I

39:32

mean, the guy's invested in his career, good on

39:34

him. But I think everybody wants to see a

39:36

completely unleashed Mike

39:38

Tyson. And even if that's only

39:40

great for three rounds, that's all he'll need, I think,

39:42

because there's a different level to that guy. And

39:45

he does, as you heard in many Joe Rogan podcasts,

39:47

he does his ability just to sort of like turn

39:49

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41:03

You want Carl's question? Sure. You

41:06

had so much fun with Snipes' question. I'm glad I

41:08

got my eyes fixed. That's good. Are

41:11

you scared if the DA win the election and

41:13

the box never win again because of the hopelessness

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drying up? Is that a problem? Yeah,

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in charge. You'll find other hopelessness. You'll find other

41:27

drivers. If Rasi wasn't in charge,

41:29

I would say, yeah. I think Carl

41:31

makes a very good point, though, that under

41:34

the ANC, a certain amount of

41:36

hopelessness is baked into the cake. So

41:39

people will feel hopeless and therefore sport will

41:41

become a more important part of their lives.

41:44

When their own lives are going better, sport

41:46

becomes less important. That's a very good point. It's

41:48

a very good point. And then at

41:50

the Scottish Chef's Dilemma, how do I then make good with

41:53

all of this good? All of this good. Turn it

41:55

into something and not just give up. This is a real

41:57

insight. Yeah. This is a real thing we've

41:59

uncovered here today. How do you become good if things

42:01

are really good? But I'm tired of also

42:03

the hopeless narrative and I think everyone in the

42:05

world is I think chasing the sun to was

42:07

We can put a pin in this hole. We

42:09

play for the country's story. Yeah, it's a bit much

42:11

now It would be nice if these professionals paid

42:13

professionals can go there and just play rugby not

42:16

nation-build You know what

42:18

then very controversial point of view I don't know

42:20

how simple it feels about this but some people

42:22

would say that that is sacrilege because you know

42:24

South African Sports fans. This

42:27

is their religion and especially rugby

42:29

fans I had to sit through a very

42:32

dreary lunch not so long ago Where all people

42:34

were talking about was this chasing the Sun to

42:36

which I believe is terrific. No, you must watch

42:38

it You'll actually enjoy it. I believe it's very

42:40

good. I Don't know that

42:43

I would enjoy it because I don't really care about Anything

42:46

that those people do so Gareth I'll tell you why

42:48

I enjoyed the mark of great sporting content is if

42:50

it's good for someone who doesn't care about sports That

42:52

is always the dream that you set out to create

42:54

and it forced me to watch this Well

42:58

produced I didn't yeah, I have no sense.

43:00

I've no stake in this whole thing. I

43:02

don't I'm not doing any work I know

43:04

I know it's good Speaking

43:07

can I just go straight into the next point

43:09

about sports documentaries bring it on. You've got to

43:11

watch the Bruce Jenner thing What

43:14

is your obsession with Bruce Jenner? I'm

43:17

telling you my great show. Okay, what is

43:19

what is it? You know, he always wanted

43:21

to be Caitlin from like the start. I

43:24

didn't know this I thought it was after

43:26

the Kardashian and all that trauma. Yeah, I

43:28

thought because the Kardashian socially castrated him He

43:30

wants to do this. Yeah, I don't know.

43:33

Yeah, I thought he's surrounded by all these

43:35

women They're all doing much better than him

43:37

his glory days about Iranian estrogen. How do

43:39

you yeah? How do you live the next

43:41

chapter of your life? Oh, I'll

43:43

be a girl like my Adopted daughters

43:46

and my actual daughters and my wife

43:48

and then she can manage me as

43:50

well So I know I'm throwing away

43:52

a lot of story here But for most of you

43:54

you forget about this thing in two minutes anyway with

43:56

your carry on with your life But

43:59

this Bruce Jenner story is fantastic because

44:02

I mean, Kaitlyn now is very entertaining

44:04

because Kaitlyn is still Bruce mentally suddenly

44:06

changed and become like a Democrat or

44:08

some bullshit like that. But back in

44:10

the day, Bruce had a very awkward

44:13

childhood and wanted to be a girl.

44:15

Simple as that. Really? Mom

44:17

left the house, dresses went on, makeup went on.

44:19

That was his game. I didn't know that. And

44:22

then it was like, well, I can't be a

44:24

girl because back then you weren't being like applauded

44:26

for cutting your cock off, you know? It was

44:28

like, get on with it. So he

44:30

was like, okay, well, I'm going to make this Bruce

44:32

character and I'm going to channel everything

44:34

into this Bruce character who's going to be

44:36

this athlete, the super athlete. And

44:38

then he went to the Olympics and he looked up

44:41

to the Soviet Union guys who obviously were the best

44:43

at ethics because they were so disciplined. And

44:45

this character, the Bruce Shredder character

44:47

of the, this amazing

44:49

guy at the Olympics was all just

44:51

to kind of like deal

44:55

with wanting to be a girl. So

44:58

I still don't know. So this is like 70s, right? I

45:01

got you. I mean, like it is fascinating to me

45:03

because probably among like

45:05

famous transgenders, he's the most famous.

45:07

And probably most real and genuine.

45:10

But I still don't know. Like

45:13

he's into girls. Like

45:15

this is the complicated part. The

45:18

gender and then there's the sexuality.

45:20

And I don't know, like I'm trying to figure out

45:22

the motivation here. He's a lesbian. Oh,

45:25

he's a lesbian. Well, I mean, look, let

45:27

me throw a bit more into this, okay? But then

45:29

it was very hard to transition and do these

45:31

things. So that's why he did actually marry this

45:33

woman, his original high school sweetheart. Yeah. Because

45:36

like he just really enjoyed her company. Okay. But

45:38

and he isn't a girl. She's now into girls

45:41

and then really wanted to transition, but it's

45:43

hard work. And he thought, fuck, I'm not doing this

45:45

because I mean, nobody even goes through that process. No.

45:48

And also wanted kids. So then Chris came along and then

45:50

he had kids with her. Yeah. At the

45:53

same time was never always. Good decision, Matt. The

45:55

way this documentary is told is so much better

45:57

than when I'm butchering. You

45:59

have to. I'm told Bruce Jenner story

46:01

because again, the Caitlyn's a really good interview

46:03

now and Very

46:06

happy with saying you know people talk

46:08

about the old dead-damning crap. He's like

46:10

no Bruce Jenner won the Olympics Yeah,

46:12

oh, so let's not be stupid about

46:14

the reckons. That was Bruce. Jen Bruce

46:16

did everything until this point. I okay.

46:18

I'm Yeah, okay. It's

46:20

very I mean it does sound like you have

46:22

to do a lot of mental gymnastics. I'm throwing

46:24

a lot out here Sure, maybe

46:27

I'll watch it that that sounds better than chasing the

46:29

Sun African

46:35

it is good because of what it touches on and

46:37

it shows you what great be means I

46:40

think I'm gonna watch it the irony of Caitlyn

46:42

Jenner winning the dickathon Decathlon

46:47

Decathlon is not lost on me says

46:49

Carl. All right. Well, that's

46:51

a very good suggestion There's other sporting

46:53

associated news, which we have to get

46:56

to so apparently Yeah,

46:58

all the golf clubs now admit women. Otherwise,

47:00

they'll be closed down because it's

47:03

completely unacceptable To

47:05

keep people out. Yeah days, but the

47:07

whole point of joining a club An

47:12

association An

47:15

institution is to

47:17

have that institution association or club

47:20

Become a part of your life and direct

47:22

you in a certain way connect you with

47:24

certain people Teach you things

47:27

that you wouldn't learn outside of it. Otherwise wide

47:29

join a club Yeah, it's just a

47:31

good bike people to your house and have a party.

47:33

Yeah, like cub scouts Right. So

47:35

the cub scouts are not the cub scouts anymore. They're

47:37

not the boys Scouts either They're

47:39

now called the Scouts of

47:42

America. You know why? Cuz

47:44

ladies are joining Yes, but

47:46

there were ladies in the girl guides. Oh

47:50

So it's more that there

47:52

are transgender guys

47:56

Who want to join the boy Scouts? Oh,

47:59

in other words women who've transitioned into

48:01

men. What a fantastic opportunity to have

48:03

the trans scouts. Make

48:06

your own club. I agree with

48:08

that. People don't want to make their own club.

48:10

They want to take over existing clubs and ruin

48:13

them. So, for example, there

48:15

are a whole lot of these gentleman's clubs

48:17

in London, which sound dodgy, because

48:19

these days when you hear gentleman's club, you think

48:21

strip club. No doubt. Even European

48:23

women doing things that they probably didn't want to do

48:25

as children. Correct. Yeah. And

48:29

gentleman's club in London is a different thing. It

48:31

was a place where if you lived

48:33

out in the country, you would go and stay there. It was like a

48:35

hotel. Like the Rond Club in Johannesburg.

48:37

Correct. And then there would

48:39

be dinner and bars, and you could entertain people

48:42

there. You'd treat it as your home away from

48:44

home, essentially. Plus, you were members along with a

48:46

whole lot of other men, and then you would

48:48

help each other out in business and all that

48:50

kind of thing, because you'd be spending time around

48:53

each other. Oh, you're at my club. Yeah. And

48:56

then you'd be like, I'm going to get you to this person.

48:58

Maybe we can get some work done. Anyway, apparently all of these

49:00

are now being shut down one by one, or

49:02

they're being turned into like multi-faceted,

49:09

easily accessible, remove the barriers to

49:11

entry clubs. Now, I

49:14

don't know about you, but I don't want

49:16

to be in a club that everyone else is in. No, it

49:19

seems cheaper. Otherwise, what's the point? Why

49:21

do people want to become billionaires so

49:23

that they can be better than everyone

49:25

else, money-wise? Why do people become great

49:27

athletes? Because they want to prove to

49:29

the world they are the best. They're

49:31

not like everyone else. Why do

49:33

people start their own businesses? Because they

49:35

don't want to work for someone else.

49:38

They want to be different. Why do you have

49:41

children and try to do the best for your children? You want

49:43

them to be better than every other child. You

49:46

want to give them the best possible advantage there is. We've

49:49

become so, again,

49:51

these narratives. We've had people bullshit us

49:53

into believing that the most important thing

49:55

is equality. But nobody actually

49:57

wants equality. Nobody. Everyone

50:00

wants to be better than am I

50:03

wrong? Oh, no, I agree with you 100% You

50:05

can even simplify it to bank cards The

50:07

reason why there is a black card and

50:10

you all like whoo, could you tell us

50:12

that you've made you know? Everyone

50:15

had black card it takes away that

50:17

privilege of the able to brag about

50:19

the card It's the same thing

50:22

with the car keys. You know, there's a reason why

50:24

the car keys go on the table and people like

50:27

That's a German car. Okay Something

50:31

about you if people want to get together

50:33

with other people who want to be different

50:36

It does sound counterintuitive but in

50:38

small groups and clubs and associations

50:40

Let them yeah, I'm not trying

50:42

to break into the women's Tupperware

50:44

fest on a Thursday in order

50:47

to be a part of it because I feel

50:49

excluded Please exclude me from

50:51

all of those things. Well, this is the point

50:53

I don't even want to be I didn't even

50:56

go to the rugby which most South African men

50:58

do I'm happy to be excluded I'm not gonna

51:00

force my way in why do not get box

51:02

tickets to the game at loft this next week

51:05

I don't care. Yeah, I'm gonna try to force my

51:07

way into your club have your club I'll

51:09

start my own or I'll join one that I like

51:12

But what is this thing that we suddenly have to

51:14

have everybody and everything remove the barriers

51:16

to entry? No, there should be more barriers

51:19

to entry. Yeah, we should have like

51:21

barriers to entry to being a South African You should

51:23

have to fill in a quiz that proves that you

51:25

actually know something about this country and then you can

51:27

get your vote Like do

51:29

you know the national anthem? Can you identify

51:31

the flag? Name

51:34

three countries. We have a border with if

51:36

you can't answer those questions. How can

51:38

you call yourself a South African? Yes, we must

51:40

make the barriers to entry greater not less exactly

51:43

So what's happening now with these clubs that you

51:45

mentioned? So this one club I forget the

51:47

name now, but for 200 years It's been a

51:49

gentleman's club. Okay, right. So again, you guarantee you

51:51

tee this up perfectly It's a place of gentlemen

51:54

go to meet and as you say coming from

51:56

out of town It's your home away from

51:58

home. And that's how it is This

52:00

is why they've lasted for so long because

52:02

they had a permanent function in society. And

52:05

women can go there, they must

52:07

wear trousers, but they can go there, they can have a

52:09

meal, they can socialize, they can do all these different things.

52:12

So then you get these uppity women who want

52:14

to come in and go, ah, there's an opportunity

52:16

for me to brandstand about something. Okay, so the

52:19

article that you're referring to is from The Guardian,

52:21

which I advise everyone not to read, but there's

52:23

some short-haired, angry-looking woman.

52:25

Funny that. Here's the short-haired,

52:27

angry-looking ones, Jemima

52:29

Olchowski or whatever. She says,

52:32

after 200 years, women

52:34

can finally join the Garak Club.

52:37

Have they been asking for 200 years? Now

52:39

for the task of making it share power, not

52:41

hoard it. First of

52:44

all, this obsession with power is making

52:46

people so unattractive. It's

52:48

a club, honey, and if there is power in

52:50

it, they don't want to share it with you. No

52:53

one wants to share it. No one wants to share their

52:55

bed with you. Are you insane? Get

52:57

out. It's good enough business there. Start your own

52:59

short-haired, angry women's club. There'll be plenty of those

53:01

who'll come to you and join your one. Why

53:04

are you ruining this? I'm not a member of

53:06

the Garak Club. I could care less. I don't

53:08

want to join it, but clearly she's got this

53:10

burning desire to be in this club. Burning.

53:13

She thinks she's missing out on everything. Yeah, I know

53:15

it sounds simplistic to say this, but hey, I'm good

53:17

to go for it. A lot

53:19

of men maybe didn't give her attention. Oh.

53:22

Maybe from a background, not a lot of attention. Perhaps

53:24

now she wants to plunder these people and take away

53:27

their power. Everyone's got

53:29

trauma, and that's great. There's

53:31

another woman who looks just

53:33

as unattractive, Gabby Hinsliffe. You've

53:38

got to pull these articles up on the screen here. Who

53:41

says, the Garak Row is not

53:43

about women getting in. It's

53:45

about the dinosaurs desperate to keep us

53:47

out. Why

53:49

do you want to hang out with the dinosaurs, love? I

53:53

mean, do these people really think everyone

53:55

else is thinking about them all the

53:57

time? You really think a bunch of

53:59

men. getting drunk on a Friday

54:01

afternoon at their club, wearing tweed jackets

54:03

and smelling of mothballs. You really think

54:05

they're sitting there going, ah, we kept

54:07

those bitches out another week? That's another

54:09

point. They're going, I

54:12

don't know what you're doing tomorrow, but I'm

54:14

thinking of a round of golf. Oh no,

54:16

my knee's too bad, I can't play golf.

54:18

They're talking about prostrate checkups and golf. And

54:21

Gabby Hinsliffe wants to be a part of

54:23

that conversation? Gabby, you have nothing to say

54:25

about prostrate checkups. And I'm pretty sure

54:27

you don't care about golf. Why do

54:29

you want to be in there so badly?

54:31

That you're now ruining it. What did your

54:34

daddy not tell you as a little girl

54:36

that you feel so bad about this? Get

54:38

on with your life, start your own club.

54:40

You and, uh, Jemima

54:43

Olchowalski, the two of you

54:45

could go start a club. You know what? Your club

54:47

might be more interesting. Maybe I'd want to join in.

54:49

You know what you could do? You could

54:51

say, no, you're not allowed in. You know

54:54

how great that'll feel. Then you'll be the

54:56

dinosaurs. Do it, I dare you. Fucking

54:59

hell, it's not complicated. Really?

55:02

I'm so sick of this. And honestly, you

55:04

only get this shit in the Guardian. And

55:06

the fact that this club is now open,

55:08

let's see how many women are desperate to

55:10

get in besides these two harpies. Well, that's

55:12

what they were harping on about. They were

55:14

saying, okay, cool. We've broken the shackles.

55:18

But then, and then the thing is now, it's

55:20

like, okay, cool. You must all be invited by

55:22

the club to come and member. So now they're

55:24

all folding their oversized arms going, where's my invite?

55:27

Okay, no one knows who you are. Put in the work, okay?

55:29

Like you, come on guys. If

55:32

you've protested, cool as fuck. And

55:36

Simpawey does all these cool things with her girlfriends. They sound

55:38

like a lot of fun, right? I'll

55:40

have no business trying to force, trying to

55:42

doorstop my way into Simpawey's social calendar. Just

55:45

because it sounds like that. It would be

55:47

weird. It would be creepy as hell. I

55:49

don't know how to describe it. Right, so

55:51

don't do this. Left people have

55:53

their clubs. There are lots of clubs I will never

55:56

belong to. And I'm perfectly

55:58

okay with that. There's some that I might want. to

56:00

belong to and you know what? SMP says

56:02

do the work to get in. Thank you. Prove

56:05

that you are worthy. Answer a few questions. Fill in

56:07

a form. Get someone who's already in

56:09

the club to nominate you as a member

56:11

and who knows your wildest dreams might come

56:13

true. So

56:15

another point

56:17

that I bring up about this, if you Google,

56:20

Gary Club, right? Yeah. Gary.

56:23

Do a grocery Google search around that. You will

56:25

not see one article where someone's actually provided an

56:27

opinion other than these short-haired harpies going, oh, this

56:29

is such a big win for us. No one

56:31

says, okay, hang on a sec here. Let's just take

56:34

a step back and brought up any of the points that we've just

56:36

brought up. Not one

56:38

article. You can search. Go search two, three pages,

56:40

whatever. Sure. By the way, no

56:42

one. Because it's a hot topic, right? You can't

56:44

be on the wrong side of this. I've got

56:46

to read you the first paragraph of this because

56:48

it's really, it's just like the way it's written.

56:52

If you'd even want to be in

56:54

a room with these two women after

56:57

hearing how this paragraph goes, the author

56:59

of this, I'd be surprised. She

57:01

wants to get into this club so badly, but just listen

57:03

to how awful she is. Britain's

57:05

Old Boys Club suffered a blow last night.

57:07

The Gary Club, an exclusive gentleman's club in

57:10

central London, relatives of 19th century

57:12

fantasy of male dominance, voted to allow women to

57:14

become members for the first time in 200 years.

57:17

About 60% of the votes were in favor.

57:19

So a majority of the men

57:21

in this dusty old dinosaur club they're talking

57:23

about and can't say anything nice about. They

57:25

say a relic of some 19th century fantasy

57:29

of male dominance. 60% of

57:31

those men were like, yeah, all right, let the women in. We don't

57:33

really care. But she still needs an enemy.

57:35

She's like St. George without a dragon, right? In

57:38

the 21st century, there's no legitimate justification

57:40

for the exclusion of women. There

57:43

never really was. That the Gary

57:45

Club's exclusionary policy has been so robustly defended

57:47

in recent weeks, it hasn't. 60%

57:50

said, come in. speaks to

57:52

profound misogyny alive and well in

57:54

Britain. What would including

57:56

women do to the refined, rarefied air of

57:58

the club? contaminated with

58:00

our chit chat, our nagging, would our

58:03

feminine charms prove too much of a

58:05

distraction? Please stop. I

58:07

see what the problem is. We need

58:09

more therapists, okay guys? Please go to

58:12

school and become a psychiatrist, a psychologist,

58:14

because that is trauma right there just

58:16

speaking. That is some hurt daddy issues

58:18

and whatnot. She got rejected from like

58:20

a boy she really liked in high

58:22

school and now she just wants to...

58:24

Can we just please deal with your

58:26

inner child guys? Please like can we

58:28

just and the world would be a

58:31

better place. That's it because that paragraph

58:33

right there I was just like, mm-mm

58:35

girl. I'm just amazed that she managed to type with her

58:37

hands on her hips like that. I

58:39

will tell you. How does she do that? Let's

58:43

go with that anger. Do you know

58:45

what she is? She is the chairperson

58:47

of something called the Fawcett Society. You

58:50

know what that is? As I said, we

58:52

need more therapists. Can we make therapy just

58:54

freely available so that people can heal the

58:56

inner child because the

59:00

Fawcett Society is a group

59:02

that involves themselves in gender equality.

59:05

It's about time and this

59:08

is her whole thing. So she's

59:10

thrilled because everywhere she can

59:12

get more women in, more

59:15

trans people or more black

59:17

people or whatever her thing is because she's got

59:20

a whole lot of groups here that she says

59:22

and she's not black and I can't tell if

59:24

she's trans or not but I think

59:27

this is her thing. She probably comes for a

59:29

good country estate in the South

59:31

of England. Probably. She's probably quite spoiled. Anyway,

59:34

this is her thing. So I

59:36

think what we must do is all of us straight

59:39

men should join her Fawcett Society.

59:42

She'll force our way in. Let's go

59:44

to the next meeting. Tough thing is we all got lives a

59:46

little better than that. I'll go

59:48

to one. You go to the second one. I'll go to one

59:50

with no pants on. Okay,

59:53

let's do it. Come on. This will be fun. There's no

59:55

grounds to judge me on that. It's my choice. All

59:58

right. Well, someone's paying her $40. It's a society

1:00:00

to exist. It's not her So

1:00:03

good good luck on that one anyway if you

1:00:05

if you live to enter I

1:00:08

don't know a bunch of old men's locker

1:00:10

rooms if that's your fantasy All

1:00:12

I can say to you is just go to the gym

1:00:15

I go to you'll see so much old man that you

1:00:17

you'll want to quit after the first day

1:00:20

Trust me even some Pee-wee has just got into gym

1:00:22

now Give it a week in

1:00:24

my gym where you have access to those men's locker

1:00:26

rooms All

1:00:30

men standing like this with

1:00:33

the towel Oh I'm alright okay now I'm good I

1:00:37

don't need that kind of show man I'm good sir

1:00:39

Terrific All right,

1:00:41

so um we have other stuff

1:00:43

to get to but we are going to talk

1:00:46

to David Walliams from Little

1:00:48

Britain in a while I pre-recorded

1:00:50

an interview with him Hilariously funny.

1:00:52

We were talking about it with Leanne on

1:00:55

Monday and Saying how

1:00:57

that show could ever be made today I was

1:00:59

really not one of the things that we covered

1:01:01

with him in the conversation that's coming up a

1:01:04

little later on So we won't take a break

1:01:06

now We'll take it at the end of this

1:01:08

and then go straight to David Walliams But simply

1:01:10

we've got a couple of things that she wants

1:01:12

to talk about this morning first of

1:01:14

all There is someone

1:01:16

who made bubblegum from scratch. Yeah, you

1:01:18

can do this. I

1:01:20

also did not know so there's a lady Sounds

1:01:22

like a team we purchased. Yeah, here's

1:01:25

your bubblegum kit Made

1:01:27

a panda 3

1:01:30

plastic bags Okay, so

1:01:32

there's a lady on the social Nora

1:01:36

Smith, she's married to a guy called

1:01:38

Lucky Blue Smith. She's from South Africa,

1:01:40

but doesn't stay here anymore Okay, and

1:01:43

she's been making these like videos where

1:01:45

she'll cook meals for her family, right?

1:01:48

But you'll kind of like what got her

1:01:50

attention was should make things from scratch So

1:01:52

she'll say oh tonight I'm making lasagna and

1:01:54

then make the mozzarella from scratch She'll make

1:01:57

the pasta from scratch and even the butter

1:01:59

from scratch It's like a three-day

1:02:01

job. Yes, but that was her

1:02:03

thing. She'd make these cinnabans and they're all

1:02:05

from scratch Like basically we're like, okay girl,

1:02:07

we'll see you others like you can be

1:02:10

on come down with me When

1:02:13

I ask you did you make this from scratch she can

1:02:15

say yes But now she's just

1:02:17

completely blown my mind because in her most

1:02:19

recent video She was like, oh my sisters

1:02:21

are on and she was craving bubblegum So

1:02:23

I made it from scratch and I was

1:02:25

like, whoa, man, like how do you

1:02:27

do that? She

1:02:30

mixed things together guys, even me. I don't know what

1:02:33

You don't want to know how it's made Like

1:02:36

sausages Apparently

1:02:38

it tasted good right and then I was

1:02:40

like Nora, please come back

1:02:42

home We actually need you because after

1:02:44

the 29th, can you make us some

1:02:46

electricity? Yeah

1:02:50

guys get ready how many days I'm

1:02:54

just saying cuz you making everything from

1:02:56

scratch you like I'm that girl

1:02:58

who please come back home Can we

1:03:00

look I help with electricity? That's

1:03:02

it, you know, yeah, that

1:03:04

is Nora Smith People

1:03:09

who go back to basics first principles figure

1:03:11

shit out and that's the kind of person

1:03:13

you want on your zombie apocalypse team Right,

1:03:16

she can make whatever happen She knows how to

1:03:18

do this stuff. Most of us just go to

1:03:20

the shop grab something put in the trolley We

1:03:23

call ourselves cooks or chefs we get home We

1:03:25

basically do the last three steps in a ten-step

1:03:27

program to make food And if we were left

1:03:29

loose in the world, we wouldn't know what to

1:03:31

do That's cuz we got stuff to do Gareth.

1:03:33

I mean so hard in those Like

1:03:36

joining these clubs, right? Who has the time

1:03:38

making me sound useless? Make

1:03:42

the money to go to the supermarket So

1:03:46

I saw an interesting article and this goes back to what's

1:03:48

in P. When I was talking about with Temu and Sheen

1:03:50

and all The rest of it earlier Amazon

1:03:53

is in South Africa. I don't know if

1:03:55

anyone have either of you ordered anything. I

1:03:57

thought the website looks very underwhelming That's

1:04:00

like someone made it recently

1:04:02

on From scratch

1:04:04

clearly so I did see one

1:04:07

headline in the social media Reels

1:04:10

this morning and that is that

1:04:12

apparently take a lot obviously feeling a bit

1:04:14

of pressure from Amazon have got this thing

1:04:16

where you can Subscribe now and you'll get

1:04:18

free delivery Yeah,

1:04:22

so now Delivery costs are coming

1:04:24

right down. What's the subscription though? Yeah, I don't

1:04:26

know what that kind of if you if you're

1:04:28

in for buying Four or five pieces of cash

1:04:30

every single month pretty works out Mmm,

1:04:33

a lot of people do not you will buy a thought

1:04:35

like I just find it come a visual person I go

1:04:37

to Amazon site I'm not shopping here looks like shit and

1:04:40

though and they're like you go into like deals of

1:04:42

the day Like the first page is just books buying

1:04:44

books from you. Oh, so they've got crappy

1:04:46

inventory It just looks it just doesn't look

1:04:48

sharp like take a look looks like slick

1:04:51

Okay, it looks slick and I want to buy

1:04:53

stuff. I placed the take a

1:04:55

lot order last week and it's arriving today So

1:04:59

I'll feed back on that on Monday because

1:05:01

I've never I've never had a problem with

1:05:03

them before No, this whole delivery thing. What

1:05:05

do you need the next day? That's so

1:05:07

damn important. Yeah, you can get around that

1:05:09

Yeah, I don't mind that you

1:05:12

have to deliver today three days. They miss you in a

1:05:14

huge hurry for something in which case you didn't plan to

1:05:17

be fair Now

1:05:19

apparently the other thing that's happening in the economy

1:05:21

is that we've finally decided what our car of

1:05:23

the year is And I was hoping George would

1:05:25

be here with us this morning to tell us

1:05:27

about it But which one is the car of

1:05:29

the year the car of the year the South

1:05:31

King car of the year? 24

1:05:35

the BMW 7 series and I love when

1:05:37

the expensive cars a car of the year

1:05:39

nice because the whole I mean

1:05:41

again This is a great George conversation But car

1:05:43

of the year used to be quite prestigious as

1:05:45

far as prestigious cars because you want to aspire

1:05:47

to that Right and then it became a

1:05:49

lot more inclusive And

1:05:52

then you would clubs you would get like cheap cars

1:05:54

getting car of the year and they had their merits

1:05:56

no doubt about it the fuel efficiency the value for

1:05:58

money the the family

1:06:00

values you could have. If I had a car of the

1:06:02

year, it's like, what's the best car? And I tell you

1:06:04

what, the people who made the BMW 7 Series spent

1:06:07

a lot more time, effort, and money than making

1:06:09

a, I don't know,

1:06:11

what's an average car, Toyota Urban Cruiser.

1:06:14

Toyota Urban Cruiser's a great car. Hyundai, I... Yeah, yeah,

1:06:16

these are all great cars. Yeah, no, whatever. If anyone

1:06:18

had to say, what car would you like? No one's

1:06:20

making it rain on the 2000s, they

1:06:23

weren't the best. Most of

1:06:25

us, if we could afford a better car, we would

1:06:27

buy a better car. But the BMW

1:06:29

7 Series, I have a dream, I have many

1:06:32

dreams. No, the price. Yeah,

1:06:34

did you just cost a couple of... What's

1:06:37

the price, Simpewe? Okay, so your

1:06:39

installment, if you can't afford it, cash.

1:06:43

This is a cash car, this is unfortunate.

1:06:45

Yeah, but just in case. What are your

1:06:47

installments? I'm presuming you put down the deposit,

1:06:50

though. I know not. You should.

1:06:52

Otherwise, the balloon payment will take you to the moon.

1:06:55

Sure, guys. It's very 8,342, right? A

1:06:59

month. And

1:07:01

then if you can afford

1:07:04

to purchase it cash, this car starts

1:07:06

at 2,459,000, right? Jesus.

1:07:10

Yeah, that starts, so that's no

1:07:12

interiors. Yeah, like, infilevel.

1:07:15

Basically, it's straw inside. Yeah.

1:07:18

You then have to pay extra to get all this stuff.

1:07:21

I'm not sure if this is true, but if you buy

1:07:23

a Porsche, the steering wheel is not even included. That's... Like,

1:07:26

if you were to say, look, guys, I want no

1:07:28

extra, you'll reckon there's like no steering wheel. Like,

1:07:31

that's a different conversation, but it's a

1:07:33

beautiful car. It is a beautiful car. It looks

1:07:36

a bit like a... It does so much. Like

1:07:38

a Rolls, or like a... Because it's got that

1:07:40

weight to it. It looks like it really... Well, I think

1:07:42

BMW still have an affiliation with Rolls, or they partner it all.

1:07:44

I don't know, but it looks good. Well, whatever it is, that

1:07:46

car would be the best car. If you were to drive to

1:07:48

Cape Town tomorrow, that car... Yeah.

1:07:52

And whether you're being driven, or you're driving it...

1:07:54

You see, Ben, they still have categories. You see,

1:07:56

they've... I know they've got categories. No one cares

1:07:58

about these categories, but let me... give them

1:08:00

to you anyway. The budget category. Do

1:08:02

you know what a Suzuki fronks is?

1:08:04

It looks like a fronks. It sounds

1:08:06

horrible. It sounds like it's a frog

1:08:09

that looks like a pretty so-called. Again,

1:08:11

who names these things? I want to know,

1:08:13

I want to see the faces of the

1:08:15

people who have ever named these shitty names

1:08:18

that people give to cars. I

1:08:20

drive behind cars sometimes and I'm like, what

1:08:22

is a jolly on? Starless. Right?

1:08:24

What is that? Well, that's what you make things often.

1:08:26

It's like if you put a name to a podcast,

1:08:29

every single day, like his show name, you're going to

1:08:31

come up with some shit every now and again. I

1:08:33

know. I used to ride the boat. But these guys

1:08:35

come up with shit every time. Because they're making so

1:08:37

many different cars. The BMW 7 Series is the same

1:08:39

as it was in the 70s when it was the

1:08:41

7 Series. So you've got the legacy play here. The

1:08:44

7 Series is great because we know what that

1:08:46

is. And they've been doing this for like almost

1:08:48

100 years. Okay, so

1:08:51

Suzuki Fronks is

1:08:54

the most brilliant budget compact

1:08:56

car. Compact

1:08:59

family car, Toyota Urban Cruiser. And

1:09:04

we've got a luxury car, BMW

1:09:06

7 Series. Performance,

1:09:08

BMW M2. That car,

1:09:10

power to weight ratio. It's probably the hottest M

1:09:12

you can have right now. And 4x4

1:09:15

double cab, a Volkswagen Amarok.

1:09:17

That's controversial. If you were

1:09:19

to go into this country, I mean, if the

1:09:21

Nohadox doesn't, wouldn't that? I reckon it's a

1:09:24

dull day in Toyota. Adventure SUV. You know

1:09:28

when they use like a word that has nothing to do

1:09:30

with it? So that's like mid range then. It's

1:09:33

a Mahindra Scorpion

1:09:35

Inn. Those Mahindra drivers.

1:09:38

We don't have to say anything about them.

1:09:40

We mustn't draw any attention. Really.

1:09:43

Honest to God. What are the fronks? Can

1:09:46

someone please

1:09:50

just find the person who called that car a

1:09:52

fronks and beat them to death with a baseball

1:09:54

bat. If you take the tiles of a Scrabble

1:09:56

board, you throw it out. Like, if Fronks

1:10:00

for wrongs. It's so

1:10:02

bad nailed it. It's just absolutely horrific

1:10:06

Okay, well well done to BMW though, and I do agree

1:10:08

with you that seven series looks

1:10:10

luxury as if Incredible

1:10:13

innovations like that the innovation that goes

1:10:15

into that you'll find in other models

1:10:18

down the line because that's The

1:10:22

worst name was from icon Econa

1:10:25

style Econa class Econa for

1:10:27

call Oh

1:10:34

That's great Man

1:10:36

a Ford icon what a shitty name for it

1:10:38

the fronks has a shitty name But it looks

1:10:41

better than a lot of other Suzuki says just

1:10:43

mean it is a I mean for that category

1:10:45

It's a good-looking car Is

1:10:47

it good looking? Yeah, basically rental cars that you

1:10:49

you gotta go like you go to East London

1:10:52

for a day You need to get around you're

1:10:54

gonna make it right on the fronks If

1:10:57

you if someone gives you a frocks you'd be like,

1:10:59

it's alright It's

1:11:01

better than the Suzuki espresso No

1:11:08

Fronks is a handsome dashing Look

1:11:17

if you've only got 300,000 Rand or I don't

1:11:19

know what this costs and you want a new

1:11:22

car that's reliable and Fronks, okay.

1:11:24

Well, there we go. That's the ad they get more

1:11:26

this morning. That's why in this country of a drink

1:11:28

So they go hey, I see you got the new

1:11:30

fronk and I'll be like I know it's so cool

1:11:33

I had some of the options, but I had to go

1:11:35

with the fronk All

1:11:38

right, so good okay quickly

1:11:42

any any exciting things happening this weekend

1:11:44

no, I'm trying I'm trying Let's just

1:11:46

no no Ben's like straight away. No

1:11:50

Boring is fucking possible. I need I'm having a boring

1:11:52

two months cuz I need to get back to what

1:11:54

real life is not going away all the time Put

1:11:58

in some Monday to Fridays and that kind of

1:12:00

stuff because otherwise it makes me a little bit light in the head.

1:12:03

So yeah I'm playing golf tomorrow. Oh. It's all

1:12:05

right. It's shooting. That's good. No, well that's good.

1:12:07

That's good enough. Oh no, no

1:12:09

plans. I'm just going to be indoors

1:12:11

and chillin' like a villain. All

1:12:13

right, very good. Don't forget everybody, it's Mother's

1:12:16

Day on Sunday. Oh of course. Even if

1:12:18

you hate your mum, you must make

1:12:20

an effort for Mother's Day. I disagree. You must

1:12:22

work it out if you hate her. Don't

1:12:25

be insincere. You think

1:12:27

so? I hate you, you old bitch. We have some

1:12:29

flowers. No, talk to her. Get on

1:12:31

bed with her. Don't just patch

1:12:33

it up with gifts. What's on tap

1:12:35

did you find in a team move? Okay,

1:12:38

on that note.

1:12:40

I'm great at both. You're quite short.

1:12:43

Can I share some before we close?

1:12:45

I recently came across this cool

1:12:48

quote and I was like, I'm no motivational speaker

1:12:50

but I think I should share this with everyone.

1:12:52

Bring it on. As we wrap up, right? It

1:12:55

says, marriage is hard, divorce is

1:12:57

hard, choose your heart. Obesity

1:13:00

is hard, being fit is hard, choose

1:13:02

your heart. Communication

1:13:04

is hard, not communicating is hard,

1:13:06

choose your heart. Being

1:13:09

in debt is hard, being financially

1:13:11

disciplined is hard. Choose your

1:13:13

heart. Life will never be easy,

1:13:15

it will always be hard, so choose your

1:13:17

heart wisely. Beautiful. I

1:13:20

could not have said it better. In fact, I think

1:13:22

that's... Also the opening line to a movie that I

1:13:24

once saw, what, choose your heart. I

1:13:28

don't want to know that movie. All right,

1:13:31

everybody, have a fronks weekend. And

1:13:35

coming up, I'll intro it for you

1:13:37

in a second. We're going to take

1:13:39

a quick break, but coming up, David

1:13:41

Walliams, famous British comedian, writer, now children's

1:13:44

author, and really funny

1:13:46

all-round guy. We spoke to him, he

1:13:48

was standing in his kitchen when I spoke to him. He also

1:13:50

get a look at his house. And that's

1:13:52

all coming up next.