Brace yourselves for what might just be the greatest mountain bike audio explosion your ears have ever experienced. Welcome to the Gnar Couch Podshow—not just your average podcast, but a podshow, which cranks up the gnar factor to epic proportions. It only makes sense that this will be the best thing you'll listen to, possibly ever. We've rolled out the questionably stained red carpet for an event Lance Canfield himself would dub a "high-brow" affair. (Long-time listeners will know just how much esteem he holds for our little broadcast.)

Join the stars of the TDS Enduro race—legends like Mark Weir, Cam McCaul, NormalMTBer, Ryan Beamish, Colon Bumb, Nick Dru, Calirado Kid, and many more as we dive into tales of hurling bags of gasoline into campfires, tackling women who ask for it, and the symbiosis of man, mushroom, and mastiff. Get the gritty details of getting knocked out in good-natured slap contests, racing drunk, and the fine art of lurking—err, uh "camping" near showers—all while you slave away as an underappreciated drone in your place of employment...or listen with the family...or however you pump this sonic excellence into your ear holes.

As if that isn't enough, an Aussie hits up the oral connections line, randomly blurting out syllables we can't really understand, but we really like, we think. Deano the XC Nerd educates all of us. And we briefly discuss the soothing scents of well-used saddles, as prompted by Slick Honey Soaked Cougar. Finally, Jimmy's Baiku inspires another nickname for the Jewish Gangster.

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00:00 Eating chia seeds for smooth shitting experience.10:20 Want a cool nickname, tired of this.13:14 Fun talk about sniffing bike saddles.17:41 Angus lost big, Deano's video rocks.23:34 Freaking pumped for spirit awards, hanging with legends.32:00 Good fucking time, Mark picked me. Spirit award kicks ass.37:26 Screaming person turns out to be influencer.42:15 Banquet Boss Eric's wild shroom trip moment with a dog.46:20 Reminiscing about TDS52:32 Stoked to do cool shit with great friends.58:57 Different people, but all good folks. Interesting.01:00:11 Picking eternal friends in a hilarious game.01:09:27 Excited for next year, funny racing mishap.01:13:26 "Got this fucking awesome jersey, dude!"01:18:48 Connecting with the fam, bullshitting and bonding.01:21:57 He did a fucking awesome job, thank you!01:28:29 Awesome brakes, sweet discounts, cool nerdy stuff!01:34:06 Regular listener gets a taste of mountain biking.01:41:13 Tried to protect his egghead during fight.01:45:55 Join our fucking Patreon and donate.01:49:33 No more blood in the bathtub; it's aired out. Put the damn dog in the van.