The current status quo of big name professional wrestling is… not something that is easy to have enthusiasm for. But we’re a podcast about WCW, which means our ability to Remember the 90s is extremely well honed. This means it’s time to talk about not something actually about WCW, but a product of the same time, when wrestling was still wrestling, it wasn’t Sports Entertainment, and it could therefore be a motif and not an extension of a larger product. Because no mortal wrestling promotion could sign Mike Haggar, he has a solar system to be mayor of, and invasions by Galactus to repel. Tonight, on what will surely go down in history as The Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport, Victor Ortega never pinned nobody, he’s a vacation champion.