We’re back after a long while, with more delving into the dark Gordian Knot of McMahon Self-Satisfaction. This time, the main course, WWF Invasion itself, a show that upends the toybox of professional wrestling into the promise of the sort of spectacle wrestling fans were waiting their whole life for, only to promptly light them on fire and make you huff the burning plastic fumes. In this first half, we examine an ultimately meaningless but totally entertaining encounter between Lance Storm, Mike Awesome and Edge & Christian that could make you believe this was worthwhile. Then a referee fight follows, and pretty much so does the rest of the show, save for Kidman vs. Xpac, a match that was as entertaining as it was dead silent from the crowd. At this point, we should introduce our new guest, Our Combined Psychic Pain and Angst Over This Damn Angle. Tonight, on what will surely go down in history as The Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport, why did nobody else counter the Bronco Buster with a boot to the jewels??