Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, load it with the warriors and put this podcast on the sound system, then prepare to break loose from all the vast sources of shouted incoherence across these weak planets. Yes, we’re talking about a man of many names on this episode, most known as Warrior, sometimes an Ultimate one, but with or without the facepaint, he is the Ultimate Warrior. He was complex man, some might say, what with his stream of consciousness promos, his seemingly practiced inability to perform basic wrestling holds, and his disdain for queer people and, well, pretty much anyone that wasn’t him. But did you know he was in WCW for a short spell? Because we do. We were there, watching, and we won’t forget what he did when he came to where the Big Boys Play and felt the injection from the gods above. Confused yet? I don’t blame you. Tonight, on what will surely go down in history as the Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sports, we bring up the unfortunate sounds made during a test of strength spot that resembled oral sex more than most do.