Modern political discourse is based on the premise that most individuals are ideologically committed to a specific brand of politics. The reason liberals vote for Democrats and conservatives vote for Republicans is due to a conscious decision based on philosophical conviction. But is this the case? The Grill Pill rejects the false paradigm of the "informed political consumer," and instead proposes a new model for interpreting politics and society. In essence, we believe that it is habit, convenience, ease of access, and intellectual laziness that establishes a person's political beliefs, and not necessarily moral or philosophical considerations. A person's greatest political desire is to be left alone and allowed to "grill" in peace. Therefore, to understand modern society, one needs first to strip away the veneer of legitimacy from the mainstream political discourse. Reject modernity, embrace the Grill Pill.