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To. The. Okay,
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there we go. Hello
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good evening. Well.
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It's time for us to have
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a. Time
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when we were handsome.
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Man, we're all really.
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do we go? Marcel
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Marceau the drama is
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a foodie. As.
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A moped and will
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own so do the
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job. The pain is
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like watching Richard and
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Judy. That's
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the whole section of
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God. or
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like just particular
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mess with the
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whole section The
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Horned Election podcast. Well
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done, good decisions. That was like
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Graceland. Yes, hello, good day, and
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welcome to the Horned Section podcast.
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You guys, apparently, if you've
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heard this, half of the atoms
2:19
making up everything around you are
2:21
intergalactic interlopers. No way. That's
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according to the new scientist. So let's bear that in
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mind as we welcome you to a special edition of
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the podcast. Yes. Oh my God.
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It's not, is it? Ooh! Oh!
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Piggy episodes! Oh! The
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piggy episodes, of course, the potato episode is on
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hold because of an investigation. But
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this is a full-blooded pig themed show. So strap
2:48
in, then loosen that strap and enjoy the sounds
2:50
of pigs via the horned section. We're
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going to dive straight in with I've Got Pig Problems. What do you
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say, Joe? Yep. Is that the
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punchline? No. See?
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I don't always ruin it, actually. I don't always ruin it.
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Thank you. I always use
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the punchline, Alex. It's not
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worth it. See if you
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can spot a punchline. Here
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we go. Here we go. One
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punchline down. Just
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have my piggy cut me face He
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sent on a pronto and I was just
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one two You
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can make him whole again using this
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big glue Have
4:13
my pig already at the house, but
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he is pretty screwed. He smashed the
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beds and the bed just said you
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need this big glue Too
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much lines you've had now I'm
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just a piggy cut me face There's
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a problem with his eye So
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I asked the man to diagnose he said
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that's a big sign Well,
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I know where my piggy lives, but there's a
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problem with his eye All
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the stupid men would say is yes, that's
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a big sign Three punch
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lines Moody
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ending a moody song beginning
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to end can we just go
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over the punch lines? Nah
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I don't think I got any of you got
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pigsty Pig glue with and
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i've bearing in mind i've recorded the bass and the guitar
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i was gonna say you've heard this Get
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the punch signs. Yeah Really
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great song Yeah, come on. What
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are they? Pig pen what
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pen pig living pens pig pen
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pig pen, you know pig glue
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and pigsty Three different
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names for our piggy house and
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three different setups for the punch lines pig
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pen I
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mean oink oink what a way to begin the piggy
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episode Guys, let's
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be frank and honest about pigs now. Okay,
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everyone okay with that? Edward
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shackle drake, please hit
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me hit me with some ham mondorgen
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Hammond. Amen.
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Yeah, Okay,
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It going to be honest about her.
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Guys on to we're first I just
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want to say on some from surprised
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just how big takes can be some
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of them a big pigs upset and
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guys he was your next. Be
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honest about makes guys and will go on opinion
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on pigs. Are
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really death and they are dancing. Know the not
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that famously clean up and looked like I don't
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even say. The letter believe that the not the front of
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the have to wallow in mud to regulate attempts of their bodies
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but they would sing. Very,
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very handsome. Mohammed. Please.
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Verify crazy my picks the tastiest animal
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yeah they are on another have a
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vegetarian than I have to agree with
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them. sometimes I look at a big
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hairy bag with it's funny is the
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so dirty but is pretty happy and
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I think there were quite similar. Death.
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Stuck. I like stars. I enjoy topic to
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chat hey guys you I believe it but
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I've come up with the best song by
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game in the world. Evo was genuinely this
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is like penicillin. It's bloody brilliant and it
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stopped getting else will you can sing the
7:15
same team to one? It's cool gentle blend.
7:18
Subtitles using music can be
7:20
confusing. And
7:22
eight. Kids. Aren't these? Money.
7:26
Will the was us. Gentle blend, soothing
7:28
music can be confusing. Just
7:36
to. Fusing.
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Music can be confusing.
7:43
Gentle blame turns.
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Of last. Week
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of. Terms
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Movement. and
7:55
humor he gave of halfway through so much
8:01
OK, so I'm going to sing the lyrics to
8:03
two songs at the same time. First
8:07
one I'm going to do alternate lines. OK,
8:11
so one line of one song and one line of the other,
8:13
back and forth. You've got to name both
8:16
songs to get a
8:18
point. If you get one wrong, you're frozen out of the game
8:20
until somebody else gets one wrong. This
8:23
sounds bloody irritating. This is a brilliant
8:25
game. All against Mark. Just
8:28
because Mark has won every single other
8:30
game. He tries harder. He's got more
8:32
knowledge of pop music lyrics. Let's
8:35
see, can we have some... That's
8:37
not fair. Edward, please can
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we have some quite beautiful still morning music.
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Still morning by a lake. The
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music you can hear. Remember, you need to
8:47
hear two
8:49
songs. You need to name both songs ready.
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Jesus. Woke up
8:55
this morning. She
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sits alone, waiting for suggestions. Closed
9:01
in on all sides. He's
9:04
so nervous, avoiding all the
9:06
questions. Nothing doing. Mark's
9:09
googling it. His lips are dry. His
9:11
heart is gently pounding. You
9:15
will get the chorus of both of them and then it's
9:17
easy. I feel resistance. Don't
9:19
you just know exactly what they're thinking? As
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I open my eyes, his heart's beating like a
9:25
drum. Like a drum. Someone's
9:28
fooling. Is he going to get this girl home? I
9:31
found a way to break. Relax. Soon,
9:33
baby. We'll be all alone. Through
9:36
this cellophane line. Don't you just know
9:38
exactly what they're thinking? Because
9:41
I know what's going on. If
9:43
you want my body and you think I'm sexy. In
9:46
my own mind. Come on sugar, tell me
9:48
so. Am I living in
9:50
a box? If you really need
9:52
me, just reach out and touch me. Living
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in a box and don't you think I'm sexy?
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It is! It is a good game, isn't it?
10:00
got an egg hand. It was a
10:02
good game actually, it wasn't annoying at all, I'll take it
10:04
back. Mild place country music please.
10:06
Very gentle. Mild place country music. I think it's
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a good game honestly, because when you get to
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the chorus, there's always more.
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Every game you do is good Alex.
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I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Cheers
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guys. Well,
10:18
only signs about this one. I
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think you'll get one and not the other for a bit. Mmm.
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You need both, you need both guys. Are
10:28
we there Joe? Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Sing
10:41
but I'll give it a go. Baby
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it seems we never ever
10:47
agree. This
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sweet memories. You like the
10:51
movies and I
10:53
like TV. That's
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all I'm taking with me. I take
10:58
things serious and you take
11:00
them light. So goodbye.
11:04
I go to bed early and
11:06
I party all night. Please
11:08
don't cry. Our friends are saying
11:11
we ain't gonna last. We both
11:13
know what I'm not what you
11:16
you need. Because I'm both
11:18
slowly and baby I'm fast
11:20
and I will always love
11:22
you. I like it
11:24
quiet and I love to shout. I
11:27
will always love you. But when
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we get together it just all works
11:31
out. You oh I
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take two steps forward. I take two
11:36
steps back. I hope I treat you
11:38
kind. It's
11:40
been polar absence attract
11:42
and don't
11:44
you love me baby. You're frozen out. I
11:48
will always love you. I will always love you by Whitney.
12:00
Sort of slow drum and bass please. I
12:02
think... Yeah?
12:06
Yeah, yeah, alright. This
12:09
could be the best one. And
12:11
I think there's a future in this type
12:13
of music. Mark,
12:17
yet again, with tunala. Hang
12:20
on. You didn't get the second one
12:23
because I said the first song. No, you
12:25
were frozen out then. But
12:27
you can't take my answer. Exactly how the
12:29
game works. You got to get the two.
12:33
He did. No, I'm saying
12:35
he shouldn't get a point. He got
12:37
one. I've seen that
12:39
happen on other games. Do you
12:41
not remember Go for Gold? No, OK. You
12:45
got to get both. Right, Ben. You
12:48
got one. He got
12:50
one. He got
12:53
the other one. He
12:55
doesn't know Paul or Abdul. I
12:57
feel for you because I know... We listened to that song together when we
12:59
were growing up. Vote for me. I
13:02
feel for you. OK,
13:05
everyone ready? Next one. Tunal
13:09
to Mark. Here we go. Good
13:13
luck. Children, load up. Oh,
13:16
I should... Sorry, stop it. Oh,
13:20
gee. The
13:22
game is changed. So this
13:24
was really hard. No, no, no.
13:28
I'm so excited. Ready? I
13:30
love the music. Listen
13:33
carefully. Oh! Children,
13:36
load up the on-sun guns. He
13:40
brings you all your time, friends, as it's just begun
13:42
to. Searching,
13:44
Louvre, and your two-way, your through,
13:46
friends, adventures, it's every fun day
13:49
too. Every
13:51
Louvre's day and Anne tonight pretend
13:53
we achieve the over-condor board in
13:55
Anne Flight Self-Assured with all, all
13:57
know your eye, friends, no in
13:59
a total. dirty wee word search
14:01
hello for hello the hello city tower
14:03
of low gold listen to this bit
14:05
ah hello
14:07
wishing hello for hello the how cities
14:09
low of hello gold hello ah hello
14:14
someday with we mark
14:17
said his name but i will give it to you
14:20
will it no you can go is it hello and
14:22
wishing well your frozen out
14:25
mark is it hello and
14:27
cities of gold your frozen out will
14:29
it is
14:31
it hello and gold your
14:34
frozen out joe so mark and will are
14:36
back in smells like team spirit Jesus
14:42
we do our do now do entertain do
14:44
us children
14:48
entertain of us the sun or mulatto okay
14:50
bonus one now it's the final one can
14:53
we have some in gold i
15:01
was just thinking i was just
15:03
thinking isn't it funny how we all really remember
15:05
cities of gold so well from our childhood and
15:08
then mark said what cities of gold i did
15:10
remember cities of gold i thought all right but
15:12
you when you weren't expecting it to be a
15:14
children's tv thing yeah that crossed my mind yeah
15:17
okay last one it's one one
15:22
between mark and will can he take it
15:24
for the eighth week in a row i can have some
15:27
in memoriam music please what does that mean when people have
15:29
died at the oscars sound music this
15:31
is not easy
15:34
but this is the last one here we go
15:36
if this one word one word
15:38
at a time right one letter at a
15:40
time could it be could it be slightly
15:42
more cheerful sound music yeah
15:46
perfect here we go let
15:50
you me can't hear
15:52
touch you this say
15:54
you yeah can't yeah
15:56
touch let this be
15:58
you here Can't
16:00
you touch, say this? Yeah, you, yeah,
16:02
what? Let me inside you and you
16:05
can't touch this. You are
16:07
frozen out. You, yeah, can't, no touch,
16:09
no this No,
16:12
my, no, my, no, my, no,
16:15
my, no You, no, no, can't,
16:17
no, touch, no this No
16:21
music, no hits, there's me,
16:23
no So, limit hard, no
16:26
makes, no, me Joe! Yes,
16:28
sir. There's no limit and can't touch
16:30
this Yes, yes, yes, yes,
16:32
the first point I've ever got in any of
16:34
the game But
16:39
the real winner It's actually called no limit Mmm, five
16:41
Well done, everybody Half? Well,
16:44
people's champion Yes In
16:46
a way, the real winner was Mark It's now time
16:48
for an advert Play in the
16:50
pig based advert Hey
16:53
kids, you love sausages, right?
16:56
Yeah You probably love
16:58
doing things your parents tell you are
17:00
naughty Like throwing crockery and smoking, right?
17:03
Yeah That's cockamoo Shh
17:06
Well, if you like sausages and smoking You're
17:09
going to do cigarettes
17:12
Feels like sausage, bones, and a cigarette All
17:15
combined with the great flavour of
17:17
pork All you done, Dad? Yep, tea
17:20
time For a free tea I
17:23
don't know Fish fingers or something? I'm
17:28
very sorry Very nice That
17:31
was starring Ben Reynolds Mmhmm
17:34
And other Reynoldses My two daughters Oh
17:36
Peter and George George
17:40
Peter and George, the wolf Yes,
17:44
this is a piggy episode at the horn section So let's
17:46
do another porky tune from Ben Reynolds the drummer What's
17:50
this one called, Ben, and who does it go out to? It's
17:53
called The Pens And it goes out To
17:56
all of lemons All of lemons In
18:06
your writing, what do you
18:08
write in? It
18:10
depends. It
18:13
depends. Not depends,
18:15
though. Not depends,
18:17
though. It depends.
18:21
It depends. It depends. It
18:24
depends on what. It
18:27
depends on what. It depends
18:29
on what. It depends on what.
18:32
It depends on what. When
18:46
you're swimming, what
18:48
do you mean? Do you
18:50
have any? It
18:53
depends. It depends. It
19:12
depends on the depth of the shadow. It
19:24
depends. It
19:26
depends. It depends. Depends
19:30
on the gram for the pegs. It
19:43
depends. It
19:49
depends on the gram for the pegs. It
19:55
depends. on
20:00
the ground for the pigs. Depends on the ground
20:02
for the pigs. And
20:05
the wap was, he sent me that song to
20:08
record some vocals and then I thought, yeah, depends
20:10
for pigs. I'll try and write some up. No,
20:13
I think we will put them both in the
20:15
same podcast. No, I thought let's definitely put in
20:18
the, yeah, no, let's build a whole library. And
20:20
your one. Yeah, pretty much. No,
20:22
I got it in Ben's one. I
20:26
think it's off and done though. Ben, you're a talented guy.
20:28
I've said it before in 1997
20:30
and I'll say it again, but I don't know when. Hey,
20:33
piggies, the tour is ongoing. Get your tickets for
20:35
the tour. It's going well, isn't it, guys? Well,
20:37
having a great time. Yeah, magic. And where are
20:39
we going to? Let's find out. And
21:31
police and London and
21:33
Liverpool and Bath and
21:35
Beckville and Newcastle. For
22:00
brand new segment told putting inappropriate things to
22:02
music is fairly self explanatory. to fix things
22:04
off. I like Mark to sing the Wikipedia
22:06
entry for the spleen. Ah,
22:14
Love. I started out of print that the
22:16
Wikipedia entry for the slain I've got the
22:18
words or I've broken up into Vs for
22:20
You. Still miss
22:22
ten pages. So
22:24
m who would meet what he wants? his spleen
22:27
and. Of like some jazzy. Music
22:29
them as. Are you
22:31
can have different from the Papal does?
22:34
A disservice bowl by the of the span of
22:36
jazzy music from you. It. Will. Outlive swing
22:38
a month get a senior so everyone.
22:40
This is the accumulated. Have
22:43
a. Good. Things
22:45
and. I drew a minor. Major.
22:47
Place lock on weight his
22:49
by the weather changes. Useful
22:51
for elisa Gcc students. Doctors
22:55
and Surgeons. Good.
22:59
I'm not afraid. To
23:02
say that all that sounded almost over
23:04
the right there moon. Such a through
23:06
allows live those it i primarily as
23:09
whatever the well save tons of a
23:11
to for a change should greet sides
23:13
agreed to bring the same size area
23:15
for the role in regards to blood
23:18
cells have the immune system rows over
23:20
was both of those with a little
23:22
blood switch to be valuable ahead with
23:24
have resulted in a lot of his
23:27
vitals. I had served as a father.
23:29
Them on a regular my nose
23:31
this of epitomizes have a goblin
23:33
remove the subtle about possibly positive
23:36
a bizarre with is degraded fantasies
23:38
his. Father has
23:40
of suppose it is I suppose
23:43
I suppose related diseases the neighbors'
23:47
Houses everybody producing lived close
23:49
I said is why both
23:51
models ah is I survive
23:53
and see how that goes
23:55
by Syria and I can
23:57
tell by my blows. Hurt
24:00
your life of a lot of that of
24:02
America's. his decision to visit his album a
24:05
lot of Us. Have
24:09
a lot of beauty of such as it. Is
24:13
either of us have a lot
24:15
of those allows. The So as
24:17
of this is a free to
24:19
desert that a purchase do with
24:22
has made his fellow other causes
24:24
all they either of us are
24:26
both deserve it. Out
24:29
Ah. That. Sounds
24:36
exactly like as Cassius I suffered.
24:38
A city has eczema, are not
24:41
hungry of globalization, surgical personal soak
24:43
in the process and is not
24:45
a goblins hemoglobin. Ah,
24:48
after the assess assess efficiency
24:51
to quick moviegoers. Would. Line
24:53
oh man saw him as we
24:55
all do come on and Ed
24:58
Sheeran drakes to hit us up
25:00
with a bigger effect related one
25:02
place is if they'd see through.
25:04
ah notices O'neill first saw. Mature
25:10
trees like to.
25:14
Receive. Oh
25:20
no there really
25:23
no Also say
25:25
ah. We.
25:27
Are Amhars do.
25:31
Better down and more a
25:33
second that so all over.
25:45
Make. Do. So.
26:00
ruthless whatever
26:02
it takes better to your
26:05
will in go
26:10
on oh i
26:14
will do how
26:17
do you drink are we allowed to
26:19
kiss them? yeah yeah
26:22
there's only one film that's
26:25
how it takes it was babe was it? yeah
26:29
it was some pretty brutal it's
26:31
the the
26:40
well no more than you've ruined every song I've ever written
26:42
hey Joe yeah
26:46
do you have any ideas to help Vickers or priests
26:48
listening to attract a younger audience? yeah
26:50
I was thinking instead of you know
26:52
in the call of responsibility in church instead of
26:55
saying oh man everyone could say I'm in because
26:57
it's a bit cooler oh that's a fire can
27:00
you demonstrate it? yeah so we're going
27:03
to go from you see where it first says call in this message
27:05
and then you all do the response oh you know to read it
27:07
though yes you've written it
27:10
yep you all do the response are
27:12
you going to be the vicar or priest and we'll be the congregation yeah
27:15
but whenever it says amen don't forget you
27:17
have to say I'm in why
27:21
do you write that then? I think it's
27:26
shut up so I'm going for because it's a song we'll
27:29
do it like they do in church where I sort of sing it and
27:31
you earnestly say okay
27:35
follow the others do it who
27:39
is it that you seek we think the
27:42
Lord our God we think the Lord our
27:44
God do you seek
27:46
him with all your heart I'm in Lord
27:50
have mercy do you seek
27:52
him with all your soul I'm in Lord
27:55
have mercy do you seek
27:57
him with all your mind I'm
28:00
in. Lord have mercy. Do
28:02
you seek him with all
28:04
your strength? I'm in.
28:06
Christ have mercy. That's very nearly all we've got time
28:09
for this week. I
28:17
think that will generally help to get young people in. I
28:20
think it's a brilliant idea to be a
28:22
religion-bashing. No, I don't think it is. It's
28:24
quite funny possibly. It's the opposite of religion-bashing.
28:26
It's religion-building. Exactly. That's all
28:28
we've got time for because otherwise you might think this
28:31
one's gone on too long But
28:33
I do want to thank the young musicians. Joe, Ben,
28:35
Will, Ed, and also the old musician Mark. I want
28:37
to thank the young producer, Joe Walker,
28:39
and all you listeners, old, young, or anything in
28:41
between. Thank you. Me,
28:44
DMH people. And to end
28:46
this pure, piggy-themed episode, let's have one
28:48
more song! It's
28:51
another one of yours, Joe. It's another one of
28:53
your hit records. I think it's called Uncle Ray. Tell us about the
28:55
process. This one, isn't
28:57
it about pigs? That's
29:00
not the process. Oh. Well,
29:02
either you're writing a piggy song or you're not writing a piggy song. Yeah,
29:04
yeah, okay. For this one, it's like, I'm
29:06
going to write a song that's not about pigs and put it in
29:08
the piggy episode. Great. What
29:12
an invite. Yeah. I'm
29:20
sorry to say, to
29:23
tell you this way, that
29:26
your Uncle Ray has
29:28
just passed. The
29:35
catcher, the round, to
29:37
his left, there
29:39
isn't much left. Now
29:43
you'll get it
29:45
lost. But
29:47
I'm pleased to say, that
29:50
your Auntie Mae has
29:53
happened, he just passed
29:56
on. She's
30:02
passed on the ketchup,
30:05
so you might still get some
30:08
Unless, of course, it's
30:10
all gone Where
30:14
the ketchup comes round
30:17
Turn upside down,
30:20
that beautiful bottle
30:22
of red Nothing
30:27
came out, so
30:30
the old man's Scared
30:34
to a bottle, is dead
30:38
Can I just see your scores please, Mark? Five,
30:41
Ben, 6.5 Well,
30:45
seven Sheldon I thought
30:47
it was out of five Sheldon Um
30:53
Eight Me Seven
30:55
Give it out of thirty, right? Yes
30:59
Rude Not bad Did you change the music?
31:01
Um Well,
31:03
maybe a little bit, yeah Can't remember I
31:06
did at some point, yeah Didn't always
31:08
exist Just a number Uh,
31:11
ten And that's the end of the podcast It
31:15
sounds like I'm imagining your knickers No,
31:18
yeah We've
31:20
written so many songs now that we're
31:22
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31:52
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