This week Tiana is out ghost-hunting, so the creeps are joined in their uphill ice-skating by John Danek (The Hard Times, McSweeney’s) for a pared-down yet blood-soaked special episode. Dan reveals the truth about the Little Women/Matrix shared universe. Lauren’s obsession with the brutality of childbirth intensifies. John uses his film studies minor to explain Blade’s gardening habits and the physics of vampire boners. Featuring “Cadaver Forever,” off Danek’s new EP Four Lackadaisical Songs of a Dubious Origin.