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bats. Beware. It's. Howie

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Car. 844-542-42. So

1:35

a couple of textors have asked, what

1:37

is the name of these

1:39

people in Canton? Is it Albert or

1:41

McAlbert? Because, you know, I've referred

1:43

to them as both. Or I think Turtle Boy too,

1:46

probably. But there's the

1:48

Albert family. That's the main group. And then

1:50

there's some other ones, sort of the subsidiary

1:55

group, The McCabe's.

1:57

So They're just basically combined.

2:00

And together like the people of Wyatt

2:02

Earp father the ok Corral. there were

2:04

two groups of of them have Club

2:06

Mcclinton, Zoc Mclintock son that another groups

2:08

but these are it that so there's

2:10

there's the mix mix nabs in the

2:12

Albert so the we just that shorthand

2:14

is call them the mech Albert's what

2:17

interested me to was him talking about

2:19

the East Got a story that's gonna

2:21

go up I guess on t be

2:23

Daily news.com. Fairly

2:25

soon that them to. He's got

2:27

photographs of our Brian Albert the

2:29

cop. That's on the witness stand

2:32

to gain is calm and

2:34

collected because that's the training

2:36

that yet in Police Academy

2:38

and that meeting in in

2:40

this graveyard with side Jennifer

2:42

Mccabe Jen Mccabe. Who's.

2:45

Probably. The key witness Jen Mccabe.

2:47

It's great, but. It's. Not

2:49

illegal to meet somebody right now. Bubbling

2:51

know, I know, but I just reminded

2:53

me of the you know, sometimes people

2:56

have strange meetings in graveyards. You ever

2:58

hear of a guy named Dad John

3:00

Risk for so low. In.

3:02

What's that? I've got a feeling I'm about to know

3:04

a lot more been. He

3:07

was a state rep and was there. I.

3:09

Was right and a one

3:11

time I buy a while

3:13

back he call by he

3:15

called nine one one right

3:17

after rob run after sunset.

3:20

And he said this is representative for

3:22

solo as a yes wait what's your

3:24

problem He says I'm more locked. Inside.

3:27

The Graveyard. I didn't know that

3:30

they shut the gates to the

3:32

graveyard. Am now I'm in my

3:34

car and I'm I'm so locked

3:36

in the Guerrero I must stuck

3:38

in the graveyard. Happened to me

3:40

before. They

3:46

were. There were many, many rumors

3:48

about what he was doing in

3:51

the graveyard at the at dusk.

3:54

And like because I don't the key have any

3:56

relatives and buried in the graveyard just like. mccabe

4:00

and Albert don't have any relatives

4:02

buried in the graveyard. I don't think I

4:04

don't think the Frisolo scenario

4:07

fits here if

4:09

you've ever seen Jen McKay just for

4:11

starters but you know they it's

4:13

interesting that they would be meeting in a

4:15

graveyard. 844-542-42 time now for the chump line.

4:34

Would I turn in my son if he

4:37

committed a crime? Let

4:39

me consult President Biden on this

4:41

one. The

4:45

smartest man I know and he

4:48

didn't interfere in the least when they

4:51

tried to broom the case and

4:53

just like he's not going to try to broom the case

4:55

first the the gun violations

4:57

and the false statements. That's

5:00

June 3rd in Wilmington

5:02

Delaware and then the income tax evasion

5:04

is later in the month in LA.

5:10

Of course CNN doesn't need a

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fat checker for me. I'm

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not fat but my

5:17

president predecessor Donald Hump is

5:19

as fat as a double-flard.

5:21

No joke. There

5:26

were stories today that you

5:29

know they have this

5:31

guy Daniel Dale at CNN. You've heard

5:33

a fog about him. He's always fact-checking

5:36

Donald Trump. He

5:38

just sits around at the trial and you

5:40

know or monitors his

5:42

appearances when he comes in and out of court

5:44

just trying to find him making

5:47

alleged statements

5:49

that aren't factual

5:52

but yet on

5:55

his own network Biden goes on

5:57

there on Wednesday night and tells.

6:00

15 flat out lies in

6:02

17 minutes and Daniel

6:05

Dale is

6:07

on the lamb, kind of like Chloe the

6:09

dog, he's on the lamb. He

6:11

says absolutely nothing. I

6:14

just want to put that on Howie's

6:16

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tale about walking through the classrooms of

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6:54

me guess, his friend's name was

6:57

T-Bone or Corn Pop or Fruit

6:59

Loop or maybe it was

7:01

a composite friend, judge's car having

7:03

a friend. Most ridiculous thing I've ever

7:06

heard. I

7:08

don't want to get him into trouble with his law firm

7:10

but you would know him

7:12

if I mentioned his name. He's

7:15

been involved in many high profile cases. I

7:20

heard during Stormy Daniels testimony Jeffrey

7:22

Toovet had to be removed from

7:24

the courtroom. Taylor's,

7:31

Taylor's grimacing at that. I thought I was

7:33

kind of humorous myself. I wasn't grimacing. Joe

7:39

Biden's support for Israel is ironclad.

7:42

Well, I guess in the words of

7:44

Neil Young, Russ never sleeps. Exactly.

7:48

Well put. He

7:51

says it's not like he said it three

7:54

years ago. He said it

7:56

the night before. On

7:59

the Holocaust. Holocaust Remembrance Ceremony said the

8:01

support for Israel was ironclad. Then he

8:03

goes on and says, eh, we're

8:06

not going to give him any weapons to take out the

8:08

Nazis. I

8:11

was expecting Brandon's three word response about

8:13

a debate with Trump to be, don't.

8:20

You have it? You don't believe that,

8:22

do you? I mean, there's not going to be any

8:24

debates. Come on. Gee,

8:29

Howie, I wish they would banish Brandon

8:31

from the presidency. He really scares me.

8:33

I'm afraid of him. He

8:39

is pretty frightening. I mean, he's

8:41

got a much

8:44

longer record of abuse

8:47

of the American people, and

8:49

by the way, other nations as

8:51

well, than Turtle Boy does. 603,

8:56

do you think Hunter will fly commercial to

8:58

California? Yeah. What's the name

9:00

of his, uh, of his sugar bro? They

9:02

call him Kevin. Is it Kevin Morris? I

9:05

think Kevin Morris. Wow.

9:08

Brandon doesn't know his own

9:10

administration's policies. What a surprise.

9:15

I think, though, that that Congressman

9:18

Adam Smith, that's the first time

9:20

I've ever heard anyone say, say

9:22

I've been assured by a spokesman

9:25

for the administration that the president's

9:27

statement is, does not reflect what

9:30

the administration really believes. I've never

9:32

heard that before. You

9:34

know, I've heard other, I remember Ron

9:36

Ziegler, when he was representing Richard

9:38

Nixon, he would say that statement is no longer operative.

9:42

But that's a little

9:44

different than what Congressman

9:47

Smith said. know,

10:00

the one that lasted five minutes when his

10:02

entree arrived late. So

10:08

Trump's going to have a rally on a beach

10:10

in New Jersey. Is it, is this the same

10:12

beach where Chris Christie, that Chris Christie shut down

10:14

during a budget impasse in Trenton and then he

10:16

was the only one on the beach, he looked

10:18

like a whale. I wonder if it is. Joe

10:23

Biden said he would turn in his

10:25

child and then he would pardon them.

10:31

Very few of us have such an

10:33

option, however. That's

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12:49

thus far? Today's poll question,

12:52

which you can vote in at howiecarshow.com,

12:54

is should the judge have banned Turtle

12:56

Boy from the courtroom for all the

12:58

interesting witnesses in the Karen Reed murder

13:00

trial? Yes, no,

13:02

it was an outrage. No, but

13:05

she did Turtle Boy a favor or not

13:07

sure? No, but she did Turtle Boy a

13:09

favor. 31% say

13:11

she did him a favor. 55% say it

13:13

was an outrage. 6% say yes,

13:15

he should have been banned. 8% say they're not

13:17

sure. All right, 844-542-42. You

13:21

know who hates Turtle Boy almost as

13:24

much as the Norfolk County

13:26

District Attorney's Office and the state

13:28

police and Judge

13:31

Auntie Bev? That's the Boston

13:33

Globe. They're

13:36

not doing a bad job covering this, you know,

13:39

just feeding on

13:41

a moment-to-moment basis,

13:43

but they're not. The headline says nothing

13:46

about Turtle Boy. I mean, he's the

13:48

lead today. You know,

13:50

you got to lead and use

13:52

headlines, the breaking, the biggest

13:55

news of the day. And what people are talking

13:57

about is Turtle Boy being banned. I mean, it's

13:59

just one. One day, it wouldn't kill them

14:01

to go with the real news. But— What

14:04

was their lead? It was

14:06

a chaotic day, says Brian Albert. So

14:09

they got it in there without getting it in there. But

14:12

they were talking about January 29, 2022. They

14:18

were—it's just buried. It's

14:20

buried in there. You

14:22

know, the Herald

14:24

leads with it. I mean, it's the obvious

14:27

lead. I'm sure the TV stations are all

14:29

leading with it. 844-542-42. No

14:31

matter how much you hate a guy, you got

14:33

to go with what's happening, I

14:36

think, unless you're the Globe, I guess. But

14:38

I guess John Henry doesn't care. He's losing

14:40

20, 30 million a year. What the hell

14:42

does he—what's his concern? It's his

14:44

trophy wife's play thing. Nick, you're

14:46

next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Nick. Hey,

14:49

Howie. A little bit of history here.

14:51

I do not like Judge Cano. Why?

14:54

Because she has a stench of, one,

14:56

Deval Patrick on her. He

14:58

picked her up. He also picked the judge. Remember,

15:02

two anesthesiologists got murdered by

15:04

a bank robber, committed two

15:06

bank robberies, and

15:08

some local little magistrate

15:10

judge that Patrick picked

15:13

made sure that that guy who spent some

15:15

time in jail, she strategically

15:17

let him out so the ICE couldn't get a hold

15:19

of him. So within two weeks,

15:21

that's when he murdered those two people. Thank you, Deval

15:24

Patrick. Marj, she's no good

15:26

either. He

15:29

made sure that this case with

15:31

Cano here in Weymouth, with Emmanuel

15:33

Lopes, 2018, that bomb

15:37

murdered a cop. He murdered

15:39

a neighbor in that neighborhood.

15:41

What she's doing is she got convicted.

15:44

She's dragging out his sentence, hoping time will

15:46

go by. He'll end up in Bridgewater, an

15:48

easy street. Looks like he's already put a— Oh,

15:51

yeah. No, they all do that. Like Chisholm, up

15:53

in Essex County, who killed the teacher. And

15:57

then they sent him to prison, and now it turns out—

16:00

out that he as a juvenile this guy

16:02

named Chisholm and he just moved

16:04

up here from parts unknown and he kills the

16:06

this poor teacher who's 23 and then he goes

16:08

to prison they got him in

16:11

prison and he almost kills the one

16:13

of his counselors in prison and they don't

16:15

they don't they basically gave him no no

16:19

extra time I mean they just got to

16:21

keep these people in in prison and

16:24

you know the story about the what

16:26

Nick's talking about is this is

16:28

this judge who there

16:30

was this guy he was an illegal

16:32

alien he robbed two banks in Boston

16:35

and he was from Africa and they

16:38

said well if we if we keep

16:40

him in if if

16:42

we send him to prison on federal wraps

16:44

he'll be deported when he's finishes his sentence

16:47

so he did seven months for two violent

16:49

bank robberies one of the tellers said it

16:51

was the most violent bank robbery she'd ever

16:53

been involved in she was more scared with

16:55

this one they let the guy go he

16:57

gets out of prison and he kills two

16:59

legal immigrants anesthesiologists they were

17:01

they lived together in Andrews Square

17:03

in South Boston you know how

17:05

bad that case was I remember I covered

17:08

it the vol

17:10

Patrick was he ran

17:12

such a pitiful administration he meant to

17:14

appoint some woke stir and

17:16

here she had some name like Joan Smith so

17:19

there were two Joan Smith's who'd applied to

17:21

be judges he appointed the wrong one so

17:23

as a makeup call he appointed the

17:26

second Joan Smith or whatever the hell her

17:28

name was I can't remember it now and

17:31

so I called up the DA's office because

17:33

I wanted to rip the rip the judge

17:35

who'd let this let this this

17:37

African thug go to kill

17:39

the two anesthesiologists in in

17:41

South Boston and

17:44

they couldn't tell me because

17:46

they could they were they were broom in

17:49

so many of these cases this wasn't even

17:51

Rachel Rollins this was a Dan Connelly they

17:53

were broom in so many cases for illegal

17:55

aliens they didn't even know which of

17:57

the Joan Smith or and Smith's had broom

18:00

this case. It took them three days to

18:03

figure it out. I mean, that's how bad

18:05

the justice system is

18:08

in Massachusetts and just about everywhere

18:10

else. I mean, it's the

18:12

same thing in York County in Maine, you

18:14

know, right on the border. They

18:17

don't want to prosecute

18:19

this illegal alien who

18:22

killed the woman from Albion,

18:25

53 years old,

18:27

driving erratically, unlicensed, unregistered,

18:29

uninsured car. Oh,

18:32

oh, we don't want to prosecute him because

18:36

he'll be deported. You

18:38

want him in the country? I guarantee

18:40

he's on welfare. He's

18:43

a criminal. He killed an American and

18:45

you want to keep him in the

18:47

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win a thing. Villager ordered

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into anger management after throwing

22:33

salami at woman. Villager?

22:35

Another villager? Another villager in the news.

22:37

What was his native state? Do they

22:40

have that or have they stopped that

22:42

as geographical profile? It seems they may

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have stopped that. Oh that's terrible. Patrick

22:46

Thomas Heilig 57 years old has been

22:49

allowed to enter into a pretrial

22:51

intervention contract that couldn't enable him

22:53

to escape prosecution on charges of battery and

22:55

resisting arrest if he lives up to the

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terms of the contract. He must complete

23:00

12 hours of anger management and

23:02

must have only peaceful contact with a

23:04

woman he attacked. The woman

23:06

fled on the night of New Year's

23:08

Eve to a nearby home in the...

23:10

Must have only peaceful contact? Only peaceful

23:12

contact. Who's buying that?

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Not mostly peaceful contact.

23:17

Only peaceful contact. The

23:19

woman fled on the night of New Year's Eve to

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a nearby home in the village of Liberty Park after

23:23

57 year old Patrick Thomas

23:25

Heilig threw a piece of

23:27

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23:30

the left cheek according to an arrest

23:32

report. Heilig wanted pepperoni. Is

23:35

there a... I thought you were quoting

23:37

a song lyric. Yes

23:40

we have no pepperoni. We

23:43

only have salami today. Heilig told the woman

23:45

I threw it at you to get your

23:47

attention. When deputies arrived at

23:49

the home the location of which was

23:52

redacted from the arrest report they found

23:54

Heilig who was completely belligerent. Deputies

23:56

attempted to place him into a patrol car

23:58

but Heilig who stands... Six foot two, weighs

24:00

240 pounds. He's

24:03

about the size of Brian Albrecht. Claimed he was

24:05

too large to fit in the vehicle. A

24:07

larger, what did they show up with a golf cart? A

24:11

larger Chevy Tahoe model squad car was

24:13

summoned to the scene but Heilig continued

24:15

to refuse to get in. He

24:17

used his dead weight attempt to prevent deputies from

24:19

putting him in the vehicle. Was

24:22

this a cold cut, cold case? I

24:25

think so, it sounds like it. Florida

24:28

fisherman inches from death after

24:30

falling into shark infested water

24:32

at Bahama's Marina. Marlon

24:36

Wakeman, his name is Marlon,

24:39

when Wakeman, 24 was at the...

24:43

He's got a nautical, I don't know if he's

24:45

got a nautical background but he certainly got a

24:47

nautical name. Sure does. 24 years

24:49

old, he was at the Flying Fish Marina

24:52

in Long Island on April 26th when he

24:54

tried to jump the docked boat he was

24:56

working on. Wakeman told NBC

24:58

News that he was... This is Long

25:00

Island Bahamas, not New York. He

25:03

was always kind of thought about his

25:05

fear of falling into the water. Me

25:07

and my buddies were talking about like,

25:09

man, if you fell in here like

25:11

you are done, you're not even

25:14

going to have a second to really react,

25:16

Wakeman said Thursday. The waters

25:18

around the marina are a feeding frenzy for

25:20

at least 20 sharks at any moment due

25:22

to fishermen dumping fish carcasses in the water.

25:25

The young fisherman noted the water is so

25:27

heavily overrun with Caribbean reef sharks that a

25:29

person can walk on their heads almost. He

25:32

slipped off the dock and into the waters

25:34

as the underwater predators attacked, biting him twice.

25:37

When I ended up in the water, I pretty

25:39

much knew what was going to happen, he recalled.

25:41

And when he bit me, I knew what was

25:43

going on. There wasn't a second of doubt in

25:45

my mind. Wakeman

25:48

recalled that. A first shark strike. You

25:50

know, you got to get up pretty early

25:53

in the morning to put one by Marlon

25:55

Wakeman. I

25:57

pretty much knew what was going on. And

26:00

Shark confessed to Waterman and suddenly I

26:02

felt something sharp on my leg. You

26:05

don't really feel the teeth going in,

26:07

he said noting that the second bite

26:09

felt more like a punch. I'm

26:12

just really lucky his head didn't shake

26:14

or hold on for a while. So

26:17

he pulled himself out of the water and onto his

26:19

boat once the second shark released him from its jaws.

26:25

Why would he try to jump? Being the sharks in

26:27

the water, why would he try to jump like that?

26:30

He slipped, that was it. He slipped

26:32

off the dock. Those docks get wet

26:36

around water but he just

26:38

should have been more careful. By

26:41

the way, 781 says I transported that African

26:43

thug who killed two doctors in Southie to

26:45

court years ago. He had absolutely no remorse

26:47

whatsoever. The only good thing to come out

26:49

of it was he has to wear a

26:52

colostomy bag for the rest of his life

26:54

due to being shot by the Boston Police

26:56

Department. Didn't they sentence him to like 364 days

26:58

so he wouldn't get deported? I

27:02

think it was seven months. Usually

27:04

it's 360, they put him on, I

27:06

think the state deal is

27:09

seven months and the federal deal

27:11

is 364 days to keep him from being

27:13

deported. And he

27:15

was just remorseless. And

27:18

a lot of these people, a lot of

27:20

these illegal aliens are totally remorseless and they

27:23

give them one break after another and

27:25

all they do is they

27:27

sense weakness like a dog

27:31

or like an Arab terrorist.

27:34

Speed bump. Yeah. It's

27:37

just ridiculous. All right,

27:39

our next runner up, Target thief used

27:41

self-checkout to steal over $60,000 in items

27:45

over 120 visits to the same store. This

27:49

is Aziza Gray. This is what I mean. This

27:52

is exactly the

27:55

problem. With self-checkout? No,

27:57

with just never punishing

27:59

anybody. Well, you've admitted

28:01

before on this very segment that

28:03

you've taken advantage of the self-checkout

28:05

system. One

28:08

time I was trying several times perhaps,

28:11

I was trying to buy Sumo oranges

28:13

which are much more expensive than regular

28:16

oranges and I somehow hit

28:18

the wrong button and paid for naval

28:22

oranges which are maybe like one-fourth the price

28:24

of the Sumo's. But that

28:26

was just an accident. An accident every single

28:28

time? You know,

28:30

so... A recurring accident, if you will. I

28:34

wasn't wearing my glasses a few times or

28:36

someone was bothering me. I see.

28:39

I see. 43-year-old Aziza Graves, for

28:41

that is indeed her name, visited the Target

28:44

at the Stonestown Galleria in San Francisco 120

28:46

times between October 3rd of 2020 and November

28:48

16th of 2021. During

28:55

her elaborate scheme, not that elaborate, Graves

28:57

picked items from the shelves before she

28:59

headed straight to the self-checkout counter. This

29:02

crime wave happened three years ago and they're only

29:04

getting around to convicting her now? I

29:06

guess so, yeah. She

29:09

went to the self-checkout counter, scanned her items

29:11

and paid a nominal amount such as a

29:13

single coin or bill before exiting the store.

29:17

Graves was arrested in November 2021

29:19

after investigators in the San Francisco

29:22

Police Department followed her inside and

29:24

around the store twice. After

29:26

leaving the store with stolen items, the thief

29:28

would go to the city's United Nations Plaza

29:30

less than a mile from City Hall where

29:33

she sold the items to vendors of stolen

29:35

property. She

29:37

subsequently began... Did

29:40

the San Francisco PD lug those

29:42

guys too? Retail

29:45

theft continues to have a major impact on

29:47

San Fran businesses, said police. She

29:50

was rigidly charged with eight felony counts of

29:52

grand theft and 120 misdemeanor counts

29:54

of petty theft. She

29:57

phases up to three years in state prison. Again,

29:59

not a very... elaborate scheme. Right, that's

30:01

the other like that's gonna really happen to

30:03

someone named Aziza. What's her what's her last

30:06

name? Graves. Aziza Graves.

30:08

Okay. Another runner-up

30:10

vacationers land in jail after fight

30:13

over golf cart and Disney tickets.

30:16

Ladies from Missouri vacationing in Florida were

30:18

arrested at a home in the villages

30:20

after a fight. Officers were

30:22

called at about 11 a.m. Monday

30:24

to a home on Rudel Way

30:26

in the village of Citrus Grove

30:28

where 28 year old Gina Leah

30:30

Danforth of Fenton, Missouri. Danforth? Danforth.

30:33

In Missouri, there was a senator named John

30:35

Danforth from Missouri. I wonder if she's any

30:37

relation. Quite possibly. And

30:39

31 year old Catherine Northrup

30:42

of St. Peter's, Missouri. Any relation to

30:44

any politicians there? I don't know, I'm

30:46

not familiar with that name. They were

30:48

staying while vacationing in Florida. The

30:50

women were both reportedly upset over a

30:53

golf cart and tickets to Disney World.

30:55

The ladies fracas- Who isn't? included

30:58

screaming, spitting, pushing, punching, and hair

31:00

pulling. A real cat-fade. The

31:03

report noted the altercation occurred within the

31:05

residence with numerous occupants inside. Northrup

31:08

suffered scratches on her neck,

31:10

elbow, and stomach. Danforth was

31:12

transported by ambulance. She

31:15

wanted to be seen because she was not

31:17

feeling well. And

31:20

that's all. There's not much detail

31:22

in that story as the golf

31:24

cart and tickets to Disney World. Why that

31:26

was so upsetting. I was reading

31:29

an alumni report from Deerfield Academy

31:31

last night and one

31:33

of my classmates, Taylor, retired.

31:36

You know where he moved? The

31:39

villages? He did, yes. Will

31:41

we be reading about him soon? No,

31:43

because he's dead. Oh, okay. I don't know.

31:45

It's a lot of violence in the villages.

31:47

I don't know what happened to him.

31:49

Have we read about him before? No,

31:52

we haven't. Alright, we'll do

31:54

one more runner-up before we take

31:56

a break. Young Bull breaks out

31:58

in search of bananas. neighbor's

32:00

house. This is in Mansfield, Texas.

32:03

A Texas woman who lives... In search of

32:05

a bull to eat bananas? They'll eat anything,

32:07

I guess. A Texas woman who lives next

32:09

door to some young bulls has learned an

32:11

important lesson about not feeding farm animals after

32:13

one of the bulls broke through a fence

32:15

to find her. LaToya Keeling had

32:17

been occasionally feeding the two young bulls

32:20

who lived next to her bananas through

32:22

a barbed wire fence in her yard.

32:25

But she didn't expect what happened

32:27

Wednesday night. They remember that banana,

32:29

Keeling said. He'll come. He'll

32:32

act like he eating the leaves,

32:34

but he'll be looking into the house like,

32:36

I know you're home, come give me a

32:38

banana. One of

32:40

the bulls climbed through the fence at

32:43

about 8 p.m. and headed up... He better give

32:45

this guy his own TV show. I think it's

32:47

a she. Headed up to Keeling's house in search

32:49

of her and a banana tree. Keeling

32:52

caught him looking through her window, a

32:54

peeping bull. I saw a

32:57

silhouette outside and I was like, I

32:59

know he didn't get up here. That

33:01

sounds like a lot of bull. I'll

33:03

anticipate all the tweets and the texts.

33:05

He walked up to the window and

33:07

peeked his eyeball in there like, I

33:09

know y'all home. Unfortunately...

33:12

I know these are good quotes. They gotta

33:14

be real. Unfortunately neither Keeling nor the bull

33:16

knew how to get him back to his

33:18

pastor. She called the police's non-emergency line and

33:21

officers were able to guide the bull back

33:23

despite the animal nudging them

33:25

and resisting arrest. Don't

33:29

feed young bulls bananas. They're like cats.

33:31

They'll come back, Keeling said. Do

33:33

cats like bananas? I've never known a cat

33:35

to like a banana. 8 4 4 5

33:40

hundred, 42 42. I'm Howie Carr. Want more

33:42

from the Howie Carr

33:45

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33:51

He's not just another pretty

33:53

thing. He's an extraordinarily good-looking man. He's Howie

33:55

Carr. That's a little bit of a bromance

33:57

going on there. He's

34:10

how we go. And he's back. Oh

34:14

yes. We know God is the banana. We

34:18

know God is the banana

34:20

today. Louis

34:23

Prima? Remember

34:26

a guy says feeding that bull bananas led

34:28

to a bunch of trouble for a lady.

34:32

Speaking of the shoplifter at Target's in

34:34

San Francisco, Officer Mark says the shoplifter

34:37

is appealing her a conviction like Donald

34:39

Trump. She's claiming she's a victim of

34:42

targeted prosecution.

34:46

All right. You got any runners up or are

34:48

we going straight to the winners? I think we

34:50

can do one runner up. This is a good

34:52

guy with a gun story. Want to be jewel

34:54

thief foiled by gun wielding army vet store owner.

34:57

Would be thief's plans for a jewelry heist

34:59

for thwarted Saturday night when he was chased

35:01

out of the Nebraska store at gunpoint by

35:04

the owner and on his toes U.S. Army

35:06

vet. Garrett Petticord told

35:08

KETV, I typically carry a firearm on

35:11

my waist even after hours. It's just

35:13

one of those things. Keys, wallet, firearm.

35:16

Petticord was burning the midnight oil in

35:18

the back of Sidrani jewelers in Omaha

35:20

when he noticed a commotion on his

35:22

surveillance screens. The thrilling footage shows the

35:24

burglar dressed head to toe in black,

35:26

hurl a rock for the shop's window

35:28

and crawl through the broken glass expecting

35:31

to be alone. That's when Petticord

35:33

loudly stormed into the showroom with his gun

35:35

drawn catching the thief standing over a case

35:37

with some of his most valuable pieces inside.

35:41

Caught literally in the act, the jewel thief

35:43

was almost comically holding the tool over the

35:45

glass. Petticord recalled a hilarious

35:47

moment that was captured by his security

35:49

footage. Hey mother bleeper,

35:52

Petticord shouted, drawing the

35:54

man's eyes toward the barrel of a gun, a

35:56

sight scary enough to send him scrambling back through

35:58

the shattered window. the

36:00

scene. That was a funny

36:02

picture of the hammer raised

36:04

over the glass case. It

36:07

was like a cartoon. And

36:09

here are our winners. Jail for Man

36:11

in Pink Dildo domestic attack.

36:13

An ex-con has been convicted of a-

36:16

This is Sutton, Massachusetts? I don't think

36:18

so. An ex-con has

36:20

been convicted of attacking his girlfriend with

36:22

a pink dildo after she derided him

36:24

as less than

36:27

a man in need of a Viagra. Steve

36:29

Nerden, 38 years old, pleaded

36:31

no contest- Nerden? That's his name?

36:34

Nerden. Nerden. I wonder what his

36:36

nickname was. N-U-R-D-I-N. Pleaded

36:40

no contest to a domestic battery charge.

36:43

Nerden was adjudicated guilty by a county court

36:46

judge, sentenced to eight months in jail. Following

36:48

his January 1st arrest, Nerden was freed

36:50

from custody after posting $2,500 a day.

36:53

A lot of trouble on New Year's

36:55

Eve and New Year's. I wonder

36:57

why. The victim told cops she was

36:59

arguing with Nerden about their relationship when

37:01

she declared that he needed an erectile

37:04

dysfunction medication to address his sexual shortcomings.

37:06

Nerden, she said, became irate and retrieved the

37:09

sex toy from a bedroom shelf and shoved

37:11

the item into her mouth. He

37:13

also punched her in the eye, the woman

37:15

said. When questioned by cops, Nerden claimed not

37:18

to recall wielding the dildo. And

37:20

our final story of the night, our last

37:23

winner, cops arrested alleged thief who

37:25

couldn't drive stick shift. This is something you're

37:27

always laughing about. Oh, I always love this

37:29

story. Love stories like this. Colorado's Boulder Police

37:31

Department alleged Monday that a car theft had

37:34

been thwarted because the thief did not know

37:36

how to drive with a stick shift. Police

37:38

tweeted that they were alerted to the incident

37:40

by a report that a truck had crashed

37:42

into a fire hydrant and arrested a female

37:44

suspect after speaking to witnesses. The

37:47

suspect was charged with second-degree motor

37:49

vehicle theft. The

37:52

keys were still inside the truck and

37:54

she saw them and decided to steal

37:56

it when she couldn't figure out how

37:58

to drive the truck's manual transmission. If

38:00

you jumped out and tried to leave the

38:02

area on foot. That's

38:05

the good news story with they

38:07

couldn't steal the stick shift. The

38:09

bad news story sometimes is it's

38:11

a carjacking and the guy can't

38:14

do it, the thug, and

38:16

he stands up shooting the guy that was driving

38:18

it. Oh, that's too bad. That's

38:20

happened. I've read that story. Ask him to drive for

38:23

you. It never

38:25

worked. Carjackens don't work that

38:27

way. Thank you, Taylor. Be right back. I'm

38:29

Howard Carr.