Turn on, tune in, drop out … well, turn on, tune in, reign over the land and draw huge sums of money from the civil list to pay for the upkeep of your 40 acre garden. Yes indeed, the Queen, Lizbo Two, has had the Titchmarsh around her place. Now, if I had Alan Fred Titchmarsh round my gaff for a whole year I think I’d be seeking some solace in psychedelic drugs. The Titchmarsh found Lizbo Two’s stash and told the world, but who cares. She’s the Queen, and if the Queen and Titchmarsh take a trip, who are we to comment?