TIME HUNTERS are out to kill you, dear listener. Help is on the way in the form of this transtemporal audio transmission. Good luck.Listen here.The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoe

THE RADIO DRAMA REVIVAL / INFINITE NOW CROSSOVER SHOW

Feb 18th, 2017

TIMESCANNER is interviewed by David Rheinstrom on an episode of Radio Drama Revival. They discuss knitting, Timescanner's relationship to the Time Bureau, Art movements of the vast future, and what to eat in Atlantis.listen here.Go to Rad

THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS

May 23rd, 2016

Timescanner answers a letter from The Infinite Now mailbag concerning the true nature of cats.. Written and produced by Richard R Penner.Listen here.The amazing music for this episode was by Kay Faraday, Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Alice

NANOTECH LIMERICKS

Apr 16th, 2018

TIMESCANNER wants you to help mutate language.Listen here.The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.comDr Q

TIME LOOP AWARENESS DAY

Feb 2nd, 2019

FEBRUARY 2ND IS TIME LOOP AWARENESS DAY AND TIMESCANNER HAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO COINCIDE.listen here.written and produced by Richard PennerMusic by Aliceffekt aliceffekt.bandcamp.comandPSYCHIC MOLD psychicmold.bandcamp.com

JUKEBOX BUDDHA

Aug 25th, 2018

Hear TIMESCANNER's intro track to the hip hop album JUKEBOX BUDDHA by Doctor Quandary.Listen here.Get it at www.doctorquandary.comMore info at www.theinfinitenow.org

ECSTATIC UNKNOWING

May 31st, 2018

Timescanner avoids answering a mailbag question by expounding the argument that knowing is overrated. In the process he tells us about the League of the Secret Knot, an ancient secret society created by early Time Agents.Listen here.Writte

ARMADILLO OBITUARY

May 6th, 2018

Timescanner gives advice on how to be remembered after you are gone.listen here.Written and performed by Richard R Penner.Music by Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com and Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.comFor more information g

QUESTION MARK

Apr 29th, 2018

Relationship advice from a man trapped in a time crystal just outside of time who hasn't seen another human face in centuries.Listen HERE.Written and performed by Richard R Penner.Music by Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.co

BE THE WEIRD GHOST YOU WISH TO LEAVE IN THIS WORLD

Dec 17th, 2017

Live fast, die young, and leave a weird ghost. A new transmission from the Timescanner.Listen here.Written and performed by Richard R PennerMusic by Psychic MoldMore info at www.theinfinitenow.org

PRECOGNITIVE SCRAPBOOKING

Feb 6th, 2017

Your Aunt Beth has developed her own method of divination using polaroids and decorative paper: precognitive scrapbooking.Listen here.Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Your Aunt Beth was performed by Rita Penner.The amazing music

WHISKEY BARRELS

Jan 3rd, 2017

TIMESCANNER SENDS TIME AGENT X-RAY TO AN INTERGALACTIC FARMERS MARKET.Listen here.Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Featuring the voices of Richard Penner, Dan Manning, Chris Bollinger, Iri Alexander, Alexander Danner, and Hari Rai

THE INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM

Nov 23rd, 2016

Timescanner discusses the results of Infinite Monkey experiments.Listen here.Written and produced by Richard R Penner.Music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: MARTIAN THIRST TRAP

Oct 28th, 2016

The Infinite Now's Halloween Special is interrupted by an evil force.Listen here.Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest starring Alexander Danner of Greater Boston.The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary

AFTER LIFE

Aug 15th, 2016

Timescanner discusses machine intelligence and how your sex life may improve after you die.Written and produced by Richard R Penner.Listen here.music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their

THE MANUAL FOR EMOTIONS

Jul 3rd, 2016

Timescanner reads from the Owner's Manual for Human Emotions and discusses the Library of Alexandria.Listen here.Written and produced by Richard R Penner.The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Ma

THE M0O0N LETTER

May 3rd, 2016

A transmission from the Timescanner concerning a letter to humanity found on the Moon. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt.Listen here.

THE DIVIDE

Mar 21st, 2016

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the coming war and the point at which humankind divides. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Aliceffekt.Listen here.

THE SECRET ORIGIN OF KEYS

Mar 7th, 2016

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the origin of keys and your Time Agent assignment for this week. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold.listen here.

THE LEAP DAYLIANS

Feb 29th, 2016

A special Leap Day transmission from The Timescanner. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Matthew Schoendorff.Listen here.

THE PICKLED FAIRY OF POSSIBILITY

Feb 23rd, 2016

It's time for the unlikely to start happening.Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Dr. Quandary.Listen here.

THE COMET BREEDER

Feb 18th, 2016

The Comet BreederThe Timescanner interviews astrobiologist and comet breeder Vega Bancroft about her time captaining space pirates, making boots from killer eels, and helping comets get it on. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest s

THE BIG RAID

Feb 11th, 2016

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning whether or not you are succeeding at life. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Noises by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire. This episode also features

RED TAPE LIMBO

Feb 4th, 2016

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning HOW TO GET INTO HEAVEN. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire.Listen here.

YOUR AUNT BETH

Jan 26th, 2016

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning alternate the economic structures of alternate timelines and how they effect your Aunt Beth. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold.Listen here