Dan and Dave discuss selling out and give very little detail about the Axe and Barrel, a small hidden bar in Marrickville where you’re probably not welcome. Dave muses he will one day get lemon juice in Dan’s eye, and is pleasantly surprised half an hour later. We talk about Dan’s brush with death and how the show might improve if he actually did die. Dave unapologetically shitcans Nestle after they refuse to send him a packet of Fantales. A number of articles involving tradies are mentioned. And the boys deal with the most gruesome How Low Would You Go ever heard on the air. The Demon makes a triumphant return and listener Croy reads out the most recent Nosily Nathan.

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