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Is the Hall of Famer smarter than a fifth grader?

Is the Hall of Famer smarter than a fifth grader?

Released Thursday, 21st March 2024
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Is the Hall of Famer smarter than a fifth grader?

Is the Hall of Famer smarter than a fifth grader?

Is the Hall of Famer smarter than a fifth grader?

Thursday, 21st March 2024
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Then. I'd say not long ago the

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Kelsey brothers have a chance to

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be the new Manning's. Feel.

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Like the Kelsey brothers. Or.

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Like the neck beard it blue

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collar version of the Manning's. For

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their common for the Manning's. And.

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With. A superstar girlfriend are made by was

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gonna say a rock star but the most

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famous person on the planet. You.

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Know Travis, Kelsey mites, he's He's done

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an amazing thing and that is. The

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guy is so expose there's not a

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commercial. I know you foul g A

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haters and psychos think that he. so

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you know Mr. Pfizer. whatever he does

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those spots. but he's. He.

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Might be the most exposed athlete of

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today If it's not him, it's patent

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Mom's. In. It's not like to to fell

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off. They. Can handle it. So.

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It's not a criticism of his play

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because the guy's been amazingly consistent. He.

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Has a First Battle Hall of Famer.

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He's arguably one of the best two

1:56

or three to ever play the position.

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He's thirty four approaching. 35

2:00

and he's missed a whole lot of time. So

2:03

there's nothing but great things to say about the

2:05

guy as a player. He's the worst dresser I've

2:07

ever seen and he seems pretty

2:09

dumb. Maybe he's not. Seems

2:12

like a likable guy and he's pretty, he did a

2:14

great job in SNL. I

2:17

just, I, he just seems dumb and I can't

2:19

get over the clothes. He looks like dresses

2:21

like he works at a food court at a mall. I

2:24

can't get away from it. But, but

2:28

he is, at some

2:31

point it's gonna be tough

2:34

to concentrate. I've never

2:36

watched the show, Are You

2:38

Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? I've

2:40

never watched it. I may be good. Is it

2:42

still on? I don't even know. Was

2:44

that, who was the host of that? Was that

2:46

Jeff Foxworthy? Was the host of Are

2:48

You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Okay.

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Do we want to read something into Travis Kelsey

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being hired to do Are You Smarter Than a

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Fifth Grader? Because I've got a whole series of

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jokes that aren't hard to tell. Maybe

3:02

he's not. Is that the show? So I

3:05

don't know. Maybe it's good, maybe it's not good. I

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have no idea where that show is today, but no

3:09

doubt if you're

3:11

producing and you own the rights to that concept,

3:15

Travis Kelsey's not a bad idea. He

3:18

can act like a fifth grader. In fact,

3:21

he is like a fifth grader. He,

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uh, not, you know, like fifth graders to

3:25

beer bong and stuff, but it probably doesn't

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hurt that the

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girlfriend is the most famous person on the planet with

3:32

fifth graders. If

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I own the rights and I was executive producer

3:38

and my show was in the trash can and

3:40

I needed a way to get it back out

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or jump-start it, Travis Kelsey is

3:44

not a bad place to start and oh, by

3:46

the way, could we just have one small appearance

3:48

even by zoom with

3:50

miss Swift? Just one. You

3:53

do that. You're

3:55

a rock star, buddy. Travis Kelsey

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game show host Taylor The

4:00

Swiss boyfriend is reportedly in talks to

4:02

host a reboot of Are You Smarter

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Than a Fifth Grader? A popular game

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show ran for four seasons on Fox

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with comedian Jeff Foxworthy as host. The

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You. Know if you rake athletes. As

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Did it once. And. Then

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9:50

of course, is like the Gold standard.

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10:01

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10:07

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10:09

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10:11

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10:14

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10:16

who's going to get jealous. Oh, gosh. There's

10:18

going to be an Aaron Rodgers going to be mad

10:20

now because he's going to start this whole thing. You

10:22

know I'm so smart. Yeah, that guy's dumb. He does.

10:25

Are you smarter than a fifth-grader? I. Almost.

10:28

It was the full-time host of Jeopardy! If I wanted

10:30

it, but I didn't want it because

10:32

I'm smarter than everyone and

10:34

Fauci sucks. But I feel

10:37

like playing football, but maybe I don't feel like

10:39

playing football anymore because Fauci sucks and I'm smarter

10:41

than everyone else and I can host Jeopardy! That

10:45

buffoon over there. I

10:49

guess he'd be good. I

10:51

don't know what the shooting schedule is. I

10:53

might be slightly... At some point the Chiefs

10:56

probably are concerned because the guys have done

10:59

commercials and been in front of a camera all the

11:01

time. It's a way of life for the Chiefs who

11:03

are soon going to be moved to Nebraska as we

11:05

hear. So I

11:09

guess he'll be good. I

11:11

hope I can't stand to see his clothes.

11:13

He dresses in curtains. So

11:18

I'd pick him and I'd pick

11:20

him even if he couldn't perform. Even

11:24

if he is dumber than dirt, I'd

11:26

pick him because one mention

11:29

by her, one

11:31

brief appearance,

11:34

one shout out, one tweet by

11:38

her and the

11:40

show's got legs. Am

11:43

I saying that he can't handle the show himself? I don't know.

11:46

It doesn't matter. He

11:48

has the most famous Pied Piper in

11:52

the world right now. Whatever she

11:54

says, people do. She

11:56

says one time, check out my man

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Travis at Four o'clock today on Fox.

12:03

Every female in this country is gonna

12:06

be tuned into that show. So

12:08

I like

12:11

his chances. I think it's brilliant. He's

12:14

kind of funny, can laugh at himself and you

12:16

know what if you wanted to have a show

12:18

when the host is actually dumber than the fifth

12:20

graders this might work.

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