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Then. I'd say not long ago the
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Kelsey brothers have a chance to
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be the new Manning's. Feel.
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Like the Kelsey brothers. Or.
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Like the neck beard it blue
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collar version of the Manning's. For
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their common for the Manning's. And.
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With. A superstar girlfriend are made by was
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gonna say a rock star but the most
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famous person on the planet. You.
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Know Travis, Kelsey mites, he's He's done
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an amazing thing and that is. The
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guy is so expose there's not a
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you know Mr. Pfizer. whatever he does
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Might be the most exposed athlete of
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Mom's. In. It's not like to to fell
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off. They. Can handle it. So.
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It's not a criticism of his play
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because the guy's been amazingly consistent. He.
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Has a First Battle Hall of Famer.
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He's arguably one of the best two
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or three to ever play the position.
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He's thirty four approaching. 35
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and he's missed a whole lot of time. So
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there's nothing but great things to say about the
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guy as a player. He's the worst dresser I've
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ever seen and he seems pretty
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dumb. Maybe he's not. Seems
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like a likable guy and he's pretty, he did a
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great job in SNL. I
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just, I, he just seems dumb and I can't
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get over the clothes. He looks like dresses
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like he works at a food court at a mall. I
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can't get away from it. But, but
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he is, at some
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point it's gonna be tough
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to concentrate. I've never
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watched the show, Are You
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Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? I've
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never watched it. I may be good. Is it
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still on? I don't even know. Was
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that, who was the host of that? Was that
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Jeff Foxworthy? Was the host of Are
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You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Okay.
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Do we want to read something into Travis Kelsey
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being hired to do Are You Smarter Than a
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Fifth Grader? Because I've got a whole series of
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jokes that aren't hard to tell. Maybe
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he's not. Is that the show? So I
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don't know. Maybe it's good, maybe it's not good. I
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have no idea where that show is today, but no
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doubt if you're
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producing and you own the rights to that concept,
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Travis Kelsey's not a bad idea. He
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can act like a fifth grader. In fact,
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he is like a fifth grader. He,
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uh, not, you know, like fifth graders to
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beer bong and stuff, but it probably doesn't
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hurt that the
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girlfriend is the most famous person on the planet with
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fifth graders. If
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I own the rights and I was executive producer
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and my show was in the trash can and
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I needed a way to get it back out
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or jump-start it, Travis Kelsey is
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not a bad place to start and oh, by
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the way, could we just have one small appearance
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even by zoom with
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miss Swift? Just one. You
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do that. You're
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a rock star, buddy. Travis Kelsey
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game show host Taylor The
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Swiss boyfriend is reportedly in talks to
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host a reboot of Are You Smarter
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Than a Fifth Grader? A popular game
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show ran for four seasons on Fox
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with comedian Jeff Foxworthy as host. The
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Kansas City Chiefs superstar does
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You. Know if you rake athletes. As
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Did it once. And. Then
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what I remember he was awful. Videos.
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Jordan didn't matter. He smiled. Peyton Manning,
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of course, is like the Gold standard.
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now because he's going to start this whole thing. You
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know I'm so smart. Yeah, that guy's dumb. He does.
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Are you smarter than a fifth-grader? I. Almost.
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It was the full-time host of Jeopardy! If I wanted
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it, but I didn't want it because
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I'm smarter than everyone and
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Fauci sucks. But I feel
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like playing football, but maybe I don't feel like
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playing football anymore because Fauci sucks and I'm smarter
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than everyone else and I can host Jeopardy! That
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buffoon over there. I
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might be slightly... At some point the Chiefs
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probably are concerned because the guys have done
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11:05
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guess he'll be good. I
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hope I can't stand to see his clothes.
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He dresses in curtains. So
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I'd pick him and I'd pick
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him even if he couldn't perform. Even
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if he is dumber than dirt, I'd
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pick him because one mention
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by her, one
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brief appearance,
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one shout out, one tweet by
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her and the
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show's got legs. Am
11:43
I saying that he can't handle the show himself? I don't know.
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It doesn't matter. He
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has the most famous Pied Piper in
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the world right now. Whatever she
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says, people do. She
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says one time, check out my man
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Travis at Four o'clock today on Fox.
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Every female in this country is gonna
12:06
be tuned into that show. So
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I like
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his chances. I think it's brilliant. He's
12:14
kind of funny, can laugh at himself and you
12:16
know what if you wanted to have a show
12:18
when the host is actually dumber than the fifth
12:20
graders this might work.
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