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1:18

for talking about Anthony's international tore me

1:20

lose in a club say say and

1:22

lick and peanut butter up toes are

1:24

coming up in episode Two Thirty eight.

1:27

Of the Just Lick and Rosenthal

1:29

vanity Project Chafee p. Junior.

1:32

Vice President. What if this

1:34

is the past like as well? And we are

1:36

already something else to each other. And next life. Who.

1:39

Do you think we are? then? Ah,

1:57

Anthony really hit and that dancer I know

1:59

who. From it's from Past Live

2:01

blog posts last you can a sounded like

2:03

readily right there with didn't the guy said

2:05

Adam getting the guy said that's ah no

2:07

gradually was her name but I loved past

2:10

Lives are we talked about as I drove

2:12

you here today I'd like us we talk

2:14

a little bit. Normally be coming to the

2:16

podcast as we've been talking a week would

2:18

go with catch up A we got to

2:20

get simple little bit. Now you've already had

2:22

the podcast can we warmed over but yet

2:24

you said you cry that pastime cried hard

2:26

to pass Lives on Nine I would like

2:29

sobbing ah but it was A and the

2:31

Glazers lizard already seen past lives and this

2:33

little to watch it again oh what's together

2:35

and Watson just like at the it like

2:37

the last ten minutes just turns into stares

2:39

at me the whole time know they are

2:41

you knew this was comics ago Yeah I

2:43

know you I know what gets you. I

2:45

didn't pass live Zeleny with made me cry

2:48

ah L last year among them of the

2:50

hell saw last year but it was A

2:52

It was great. Great. Movie. Am

2:55

and Love in that year levin it and I'm

2:57

also wondering what it says, not my relationship. I

3:00

can't get Emma going to watch Forget Within with

3:02

the As doesn't even seem like it's on the

3:04

table. But just to watch it? I know Sullivan.

3:07

Okay, limited your me say this.

3:09

Ah, let me educate Greg and

3:11

our listeners without spoilers. If.

3:13

You are. A.

3:15

White American man. And.

3:18

You were married. To. An

3:20

Asian woman who left the country of

3:22

birth to come to America. Do.

3:25

Not see past life's. Do

3:29

don't watch That movie. Never

3:33

seen a movie, Most

3:36

was the i do not I know what

3:38

do a delegate a yeah there are there

3:40

are some uncomfortable moments. does what it is

3:42

alone so I you know yeah. Get.

3:45

Some of his you and I'm a kick in what's goes to

3:47

Limousine. And that's it. That

3:49

silly movie can watch and have your marriage

3:51

be intact. but again beautiful movie. Go see

3:54

it! As so that the only movie I've

3:56

got to see we talked about this to ah in the

3:58

car still we haven't seen of all the. Oscar

4:00

nominees and winners is ah you saw

4:02

up and I'm he said young young

4:04

sat together didn't with. My.

4:07

Career that I think we did adding widows Obama

4:09

long time ago. but yeah we did see the

4:11

other. I'm. That's a movie. Are

4:13

you in America? Would love to death Is

4:15

too much together but yep has lived. know

4:17

we haven't seen are poor things. Yeah.

4:20

Nothing for things yeah my, I'm in. Try to watch it soon.

4:22

I. Get it. it feels if your homework us

4:24

and I love yoga slant them. Why is that

4:27

down The other first twenty minutes and Gabby I

4:29

have to admit I started it at once

4:31

is it just wasn't There was a villa

4:33

in that moment those last weekend it was

4:35

who loads as wasn't the right time. I'm gonna.

4:37

I'm going to take time for it. I

4:39

did watch Anatomy of a Fall on on

4:41

a flight. To. Austin. ah or back

4:44

from Austin and that is an amazing and

4:46

then befall one of us The or for

4:48

sure amazing movie I wouldn't saw. I went

4:50

to the terence you know theater or the

4:52

New Bad and saw Death Proof. Midnight.

4:55

Showing was never seen it it was awesome.

4:57

Ah good at the although I did I

4:59

do think I like disorder. Death proof. The

5:02

one that was in house. In. The

5:04

longer uncovers. But yeah, I

5:07

know, but poor things the miss me with

5:09

that. it's a whimsical dream bullshit. I.

5:13

Heard say she's a little kid. In. A

5:15

woman's body. Okay, I

5:18

mean see once you one for it's

5:20

just a short performance. I had to

5:22

shut like you're doing the most. Emma Stone

5:25

or whatever. Greatest actresses. No knock on

5:27

her Every thousand can be Live Gladstone.

5:29

I was hoping to. Lily Gladstone. Yeah,

5:31

I think Amazon was hoping to movement

5:33

Lily Gladstone. But ah, but I get.

5:35

I get why that movie didn't win

5:37

any awards. Why?

5:39

It says it's amazing You up against

5:41

Oppenheimer? Like Oppenheimer way out. I would

5:43

have thought that agree that the but

5:46

it's it's only seen ah kills of

5:48

the flour moon. Bit of a bummer.

5:51

Bit. Of a downer. Still, You. Know Oppenheimer

5:53

you get. Celebrate the bomb. You

5:56

know you guess he gets it's really cheap, stand

5:58

up and cheer as a theater. And.

6:01

I actually I like the Oppenheimer a lot.

6:03

I really like that so it's a very

6:06

worthy winner and it's great that it was

6:08

so successful. It's cool that and original in

6:10

a movie yada yada deal made so it's

6:12

money that that's part of the is my

6:15

one but I added that leave their think

6:17

in nam that would be I am surprised

6:19

like in terms that that that became such

6:21

a critical mass compared to by either Barbie

6:24

might have pulled that off and and could

6:26

have said of Killers of Flour Moon. Absolutely.

6:29

Pass eyes and area far. I get why

6:31

that than when was kind of like a

6:33

smaller french movie but they were all bangers.

6:35

It was a year of bangers. It was

6:37

year bangers. You are correct. this next you

6:39

can be bad. The strikes fucked everything

6:41

up. can be rough year for movies. I was surprised

6:44

desperate didn't have any. We. Didn't.

6:48

Get a single mention. By the

6:50

way, Lily Gladstone. I. Kind

6:52

of forgot that she was in reservation taxes

6:54

at the time it and as a know

6:56

she was be too and I. I.

6:59

Really love reservations eyes as I did

7:01

I surgery watching it and her episode

7:03

of. As. Raising Dogs midway

7:05

through things is I almost don't think you

7:07

need to watch the rest of the serious

7:09

to get to That point is that they're

7:11

episode see comes in for one episode and

7:13

as he comes back in the third season

7:15

suits and see fucking kicks like hits it.

7:18

Out of the Park Like one of the best

7:20

episodes. A television that you've ever have. Some Lily

7:22

Gladstone. Seats. Hidden One thousand to

7:25

supersede as of the only two things as evidenced

7:27

by or does that really Native American. Put.

7:30

It out this stuff pointed out there

7:32

are other what Listen if it is

7:35

is knocked over his briefcase get out

7:37

the lions water bottle yesterday Apparently homeless

7:39

and guys. I'm beautiful again. Last.

7:42

Week I thought that watched you tube

7:44

and by the numbers you guys listen

7:46

to me. Ah this reduces you can

7:48

go back on. Beautiful again. I'm

7:50

rocking the Savannah Bananas hat. I've.

7:53

Become obsessed with the Savannah Bananas. I

7:55

will watch any clip of the Savannah

7:57

Bananas. Or. that the party animals

8:00

I don't have a favorite. Like, listen,

8:02

I'm wearing the Savannah Bananas hat. If you

8:04

gave me a party animals hat, and

8:07

it was a new era size seven and

8:09

five eights, I'd be wearing it. Wait, so that's their

8:11

opponent in every game? Yes, I think there's one other

8:13

team. I went to the website and looked up, there's

8:16

another team coming, but I think there's

8:18

just a couple of different teams. I assume that the party

8:20

animals are like kind of like the- The

8:22

Washington Generals. The Washington Generals, exactly. But I

8:24

don't know if that's the case anymore. Savannah

8:27

Bananas are amazing. They do shit like

8:29

do a back flip to catch the ball, and they get

8:31

it right. Like you would think it would be them just

8:33

fucking things up. Like, you know, you see a skateboard video

8:35

and they're trying to land the trick and they keep messing

8:37

it up and eventually they get it. Savannah Bananas

8:40

are killing it right out of the gate.

8:42

They are amazing. And I'm thinking about, we went to

8:44

the website, I'm like, I gotta go see a game.

8:47

My manager went to a game, took her like

8:49

nieces and nephews to a game last weekend, bought

8:52

me a hat, not this one. I bought this one for

8:54

myself. She got me one with a little adjustable

8:56

thing on the back. That's going

8:59

to Liz. But I'm thinking about going to

9:01

the game in Sacramento in

9:03

May. If I do my last

9:05

show, American show of the, actually as- You're gonna

9:07

fly to Sacramento just for the Savannah Bananas. I

9:09

think so. I can't think of any other reason

9:12

to fly to Sacramento. But

9:14

I, do I

9:16

wanna get up the next morning after my last

9:18

show of this run? Like I'll have like, you

9:20

know, months off and get on a plane to go

9:22

and see this? I don't know, but I really do

9:25

want to go. And I would do

9:27

anything for you, Savannah Bananas. Get at

9:29

me. Get at

9:31

me. I'll just get hit by a pitch if

9:33

that's what it takes. What do

9:36

you think about- I'll just come up there, do a

9:38

little dance and then just get fucking drilled. I'll

9:41

sign a waiver. What

9:43

do you think about people? You know, they're

9:46

based in Georgia. They just

9:48

want to go to a baseball game and the

9:50

Savannah Bananas are hitting them with all this woke

9:52

stuff, you know? Listen, baseball

9:54

is woke. Baseball

9:57

has always been woke. between

10:00

welcoming Jackie Robinson with open

10:02

arms To

10:06

the Boston Red Sox famously Painting

10:10

their faces black to play an entire season

10:12

in the 1920s I

10:15

think baseball has really embraced Woke

10:17

culture also not signing a black player until 1960 routine

10:19

here. Yeah Yeah,

10:24

I mean listen baseball baseball is

10:26

woke woke is

10:28

baseball That they had to change

10:30

the name of the street that Fenway parks on

10:32

it was always yucky way forever And finally people

10:34

were just like that guy sucked. He was super

10:36

racist. Let's just get rid of it. They got

10:39

rid of it Really? Yeah,

10:42

we said that guy sucked. I thought you meant the black guy. They

10:44

finally signed Being like, oh, what

10:46

a mistake Yeah,

10:49

Jackie Robinson, I don't know where he is now Chillin

10:53

he's been retired Jack

10:55

you'll tell you his wife is still alive, which

10:58

is I believe it's still

11:00

amazing and did that You know Ken Burns

11:02

Doc a couple years ago. She's still Going

11:06

strong I like a hundred it sounds it seems like it

11:09

should be amazing But it's not when you think about like

11:11

all the country used to be racist Martin

11:13

Luther King was assassinated ten years before I was

11:15

born They just show

11:18

you black and white photos. I

11:20

just you know amazing that she's still alive

11:22

She's like a hundred years old and looks

11:24

great. She's 63 Jackie

11:29

liked him young This

11:32

weekend I'm going to I had last weekend off. I

11:35

Needed it. I got this weekend.

11:37

I got Cincinnati Columbus and Cleveland coming

11:39

back to Cleveland a little cleanup action

11:41

after the fiasco of The

11:44

Cleveland fiasco of 2023. I'll

11:46

be coming back. I'm excited. I always loved Cincinnati

11:50

Columbus we've had a love-hate thing, but I'm excited

11:52

to come back. I mean you've had a love-hate

11:54

thing I just remember my first time

11:56

ever in Columbus performing at the Columbus funny bone

11:58

and what almost murdered Murdering

12:01

the guy who runs it you've told that I've never won

12:03

my recently now I've never gone back to a funny boat,

12:05

so I was thinking Columbus is that I do love the

12:07

people I would not go to a place I didn't like

12:09

and then Cleveland I'm going to give you a fucking show

12:12

and listen if you're in Cleveland Joe

12:15

Mandy is bringing his dad to

12:17

the show Celebrate his dad's

12:19

birthday To see Joe

12:21

Mandy with his dad give him a shout tell

12:23

him happy birthday. It's Joe Mandy's dad

12:28

What else what else you got Greg well

12:30

I came in Straight

12:33

from the plane here today. Well. That's straight got off

12:35

the plane from Austin You

12:38

know went and did a podcast over at the NFL.

12:40

It's free agency week. It's a busy week and then

12:43

took You know a

12:45

lift to your house so very

12:48

nice of Anthony drive me here. I was

12:50

running very light You got me a sandwich

12:52

Anthony's he's the friend you need, but I'm

12:54

playing hurt here, too I'm dedicated to

12:56

the jestle neck and Rosenthal vanity project

13:00

June your vice president you got a pause, bro

13:03

All right, I am a little frazzled right

13:06

now. I woke up in Austin It's been a

13:08

long couple days free agencies one of the busiest

13:10

weeks of the year and we did it from

13:12

Austin where we flew to be

13:15

losers as

13:17

nominees For the best

13:19

sports podcast awards the around the NFL podcast

13:21

we lost to Shannon Sharpe now He lost

13:23

to Shane Sharpe's club. She's a the Kelsey

13:26

brothers were also nominated and they didn't win

13:28

that award But then they somehow won the

13:30

best podcast overall award so

13:34

Either way we're like double losers with the

13:36

Kelsey brothers there they were not there most

13:38

of the winners were there So when the

13:40

Kelsey brothers won the final award with just

13:42

Taylor went up and accepted on the beat

13:45

they sent in a video where? Jason

13:49

was very engaged and Travis

13:51

Did not seem like he knew what they what

13:53

he was talking about. You can own market We

13:56

Were you can imagine the 20 seconds before they

13:58

had to tape that where the producer? Walked

14:00

up and say hey I need you

14:02

do except this but our we got

14:04

a new once the so started would

14:07

probably weren't gonna win because they had

14:09

a whole. Area. For

14:11

talent. Ah that

14:13

we were not allowed to go to even though

14:16

we were nominees and were in quote unquote out

14:18

we did have the option of walk the red

14:20

carpet. We did not do that but there with

14:22

yes said and sharpen there were some other the

14:24

Chris Pine was there's some some your comedian for

14:27

the past year in one us they are could

14:29

go and they could sit on the couch. We

14:31

were literally standing during the so since I was

14:33

there we thought this is a bad sign. We

14:35

flew to an award show to lose and that's

14:38

something. I'm not going to make that mistake again.

14:40

Know when was the word in the South exist

14:42

On my fear I've never been nominated for an

14:44

award or I have but it's like I knew

14:46

I wasn't. Good. Idea new. I didn't

14:49

think to show up. The only person he invited to

14:51

The word so was the one who won the award

14:53

I was nominated for. Sub Zero Cats are by Hear

14:55

That Like The Room, as As and I Go Zone

14:57

and Award show. The rooms fills up with losers. After.

15:00

Your Kanamori if you're the last category, you

15:02

can sit there and enjoy it. But if

15:05

you're the first category and you lose and

15:07

your fucking miserable so when was your loss

15:09

is halfway through aka. Do you think about

15:11

to get up and leave and. I. We did

15:13

for parts of it. Yeah, I

15:15

came back, i didn't leave leave and there

15:17

was like an after party and everything but

15:19

yeah I went to the hallway and texan

15:22

that drink or whatever and to swap factor

15:24

as I was more annoyed of hours and

15:26

enjoy. It was a good experience to go

15:28

down there Austin school. I'd never been asked

15:30

him before it was all something we've never

15:32

done before. ah but I think I was

15:34

also rookie mistake to go even apparently they

15:37

they paid for it and everything like that

15:39

that you don't go in less. ah you're

15:41

going to be the one that wins. Yes.

15:44

I have a sip on this. Get to hang

15:46

out with your two best friends. I'm. Aaron

15:49

How's New worlds? Was. Great! lots

15:51

of and. That

15:54

was necessary to New Orleans

15:56

retest. Do you guys ever

15:58

go to the A Rule or museum? In

16:00

the world that we love that shit yeah

16:03

we would get a rebel I get. You

16:05

want to go again right now? A You

16:07

want to go to Fat Hairy? Say know

16:09

that a W w to yeah we did.

16:12

We never once when I did know was

16:14

there now actually open while we're there yet?

16:16

Ah I'm two thousand I don't believe. I.

16:19

Ever went. But I do

16:21

have a memory of Drew

16:23

Brees. Walking out of

16:26

it will be rousing a block away from

16:28

it, going to my car and Drew Brees

16:30

who I believe was a guy on the

16:32

board there. Was you

16:34

know as walking walking towards isn't a cigar?

16:36

there's you breeze coming out of the World

16:38

War Two museum. The way to go Drew

16:40

Brees. Even I heard some you. Mix.

16:42

Stories about your breeze. Behavior.

16:45

Several would would silks I've heard some mix toys,

16:47

Same. That numbers too hot.

16:51

It's a credible isn't families everyone

16:54

should go. Go.

16:58

To New Orleans got again that's I

17:00

mean he admits do v them get

17:02

some una de ah You know What

17:04

is a bummer is that I'm allergic

17:06

to shellfish so I had to avoid

17:09

it everywhere I went. Despite everything with

17:11

delicious ah by didn't have any urge

17:13

crescent City go to jackhammers. Know.

17:17

Now. Than they are

17:19

Recommendation. Complete since you

17:21

get easier when it is. And the email

17:23

I very hard to idolize in Island Records

17:25

I drank, but not very hard. My wife

17:27

got a little too. Sloppy

17:30

on. Surrogate. Sloppy

17:33

sir say they will sense My wife

17:35

go to a sapient said she'd have

17:37

this. i want to use that clip.

17:41

For something. Like this:

17:43

Clip it and send it to me. And.

17:45

With that prank on your wife. Of.

17:51

Ah, let see them as he does anything

17:53

else. I don't know. Added

17:55

on, really notice if it is late at

17:58

night. And yeah, we decided. absurd. Labour

18:00

Greg had I had a would to lose.

18:03

And now it's time for. To. Be

18:05

getting notes. Some

18:20

know I know notes actually but this

18:22

week I went through the i the

18:24

emails for the weekend I saw the

18:26

suggestions people bad for what to do

18:28

for those does months that I'll be

18:30

gone ah to to fill in the

18:33

episodes and and we talked about maybe

18:35

we'll did to have to a day

18:37

save some. Form. Of gone but then

18:39

it one of the emails with you guys and

18:41

should and I get something that I said which

18:43

is why like the idea so much with the

18:45

Zoo. Four episodes in a row. Just

18:48

like tape and take couple days. Why I'm

18:50

here. And. Aaron if you

18:52

can do this. Would. Greg know come

18:54

in and would have to be of four hours

18:56

for enough hours in just bang out for. And

18:59

to see how crazy we get like

19:01

I gonna think my face is going

19:03

to fucking melt off. I.

19:05

Would watch it. I. Don't watch anyone's

19:07

podcast ever. Willis's of them with you like headed

19:10

for in a row and they lose their minds.

19:12

I would listen to all for I've done that

19:14

once and it he deal it litter might lose

19:16

your goddamn months Me to be like there. And

19:19

try to think of a great movie series that had

19:21

for. John. Wick got

19:23

out of. That.

19:25

Said the. Staff

19:29

has like that was the first i

19:31

that other exits ah. I

19:34

was a great for back at you know

19:36

the Kung Fu Panda a her the fourth

19:38

as I the great Than really that's our

19:41

I now and right now. I saw that

19:43

on a field trip. what do we do

19:45

in America? We couldn't find a better movie

19:47

to take the kids do on field trips.

19:49

And Kung Fu Panda Friday the thirteenth. And.

19:52

These in a lot more than for either

19:54

way. For straight I think it as a

19:57

good be great. at

19:59

all as i We could have cliffhangers at

20:01

the end of each one they could be

20:03

connected We could have different

20:05

little themes saving private Ryan Aliens

20:09

is before Past

20:11

lives for is gonna be crazy. Oh my god.

20:13

The white guy is gonna be so miserable by

20:15

then Past lives to

20:18

white guy dies at the beginning of a heart attack I'm

20:21

women. I don't need to

20:23

know what else happens Get

20:26

to the funeral the stand-up comedy and it's not

20:28

that good. Well, what's that guy's name? No, he

20:30

does not deserve to just be called white guy.

20:32

He was also in First

20:34

cow, I believe did you see that movie?

20:37

No, come on, man. He's good He's

20:39

we didn't come on that didn't see first count John

20:41

McGarry. Oh, I just want to give John McGarry Oh

20:43

his love cuz that that was a tough I was

20:45

a tough spot he was in in that movie

20:47

and he knocked it out of the park John

20:49

McGarry Oh should have let them be together Get

20:53

out of the way John spoiler It's

20:56

a great movie. We didn't spoil anything

20:59

go see past lives unless You

21:02

are in a mixed-race marriage and then do not watch

21:04

it And

21:06

that was the beginning You know

21:22

People said that you don't have to dance that you

21:24

seem like you're dancing because you have to and then

21:26

I have already brought that Up in the in

21:29

the notes multiple times now now you don't need

21:31

to anymore Okay Why

21:34

you bring it up? I'm the one that brought it up last time

21:37

I just I just saw the email I'm reporting when I felt they

21:39

said it again Are you going back

21:41

to old ones or maybe she just was listing? Not

21:44

like a big list. No, I'm not going back

21:46

to old. I know but she includes some old

21:48

says fine. Mm-hmm fine, I Dance

21:51

if I want to correct. I don't dance

21:53

anymore blink blink twice if you're being held

21:56

hostage guys Guess

21:58

what? email are a

22:00

thing. It's time for email corner. Email

22:04

corner. Email. Emails are a thing. Email.

22:08

Email. Email corner. Email.

22:10

Email. Email corner.

22:14

Guys, emails, they're a thing. We've established

22:16

this. We

22:18

like to let you guys email

22:20

us at [email protected]. We

22:23

like those. I take the ones that are

22:25

going to be from mail bag, and I put them to

22:27

the side. We're doing a mail bag next week because Greg

22:29

is going on vacation. Next week, we'll

22:31

actually do a real episode, and afterwards, record the mail

22:33

bag that will be two weeks from now. Get

22:36

those emails in. I'm loving them. I

22:38

picked four this week for us. I

22:41

forget what they are. Greg's remind

22:43

me. All right. The first one, very

22:47

exciting. It's to

22:49

all of us. It's from Sarah. She's

22:51

not from Hamilton, but she did

22:53

attend your late show and was embarrassed by the

22:55

loud mouse that attended. I

22:57

wonder why you chose to perform in Hamilton

23:00

in the first place. I also wanted to

23:02

ask if you deliberately wore your Canadian tuxedo

23:04

during your shows in Ontario, or

23:06

was it serendipitous? I admire your ability to

23:09

continue on without having the hecklers get

23:12

into your frame of mind. Next time, stay

23:14

away from places like Hamilton and Brantford, both

23:17

tied for being the armpit of

23:19

Ontario. It's from Sarah Birch.

23:21

Brantford, home of Wayne Gretzky. Look,

23:24

the world is one big

23:26

armpit to me. When people are like,

23:29

hey, why are you here? I'm here for the

23:31

money. Also, I like Hamilton. I

23:34

like these places. I don't need to just

23:36

go to New York, Chicago, Dallas. I

23:40

love those places. I'm

23:42

excited to go there, but I do like

23:44

Hamilton. I like it Toronto, too.

23:47

I like to do both. The late show

23:49

was a little bit crazy, but not that bad.

23:52

I've had much, much worse. And

23:54

the Canadian tuxedo was serendipitous. I'm

23:57

wearing it right now. I'm wearing blue jeans and

23:59

a double. denim jacket. All those people are trying to

24:01

tell me now, I'm hearing

24:03

from Liz that

24:06

when you wear a denim jacket and denim

24:08

jeans, it's not cool if they're different colors.

24:11

They've got a match and I don't

24:13

believe that's true. Well then you're not

24:15

cool right now. I think it's not a Canadian

24:17

tuxedo if you're not matching and so therefore it's

24:19

fine. You're cool.

24:23

If you if it matches you look like Jay Leno. Yeah.

24:26

I'm not trying to match. But

24:28

don't you trust Liz's sense

24:31

of what's cool and what's not more than

24:33

your own? Yes. 100%. My

24:36

most things about me have changed because of Liz being

24:39

like don't do that do this instead. Don't you trust

24:42

Jay Leno's sense of cool

24:44

more than you? More than Liz. More than

24:46

Liz. Listen if Jay Leno says

24:48

go right and Liz says go left,

24:50

we're all going right. She

24:53

knew that when she signed up to

24:56

live with me. Were there

24:58

any other questions that email with? Yeah again I liked Hamilton.

25:00

I don't know you picked him. And you came to Hamilton. You

25:02

came to the show. People are like why did you come

25:04

here? Like for you to see me. For

25:08

you to see me. Arm pits are fine.

25:10

You know I grew up in a

25:12

suburb of Springfield kind of Massachusetts. It's an

25:14

armpit. We need some good comedy there. I

25:16

don't like armpits. I'm not an armpit guy.

25:20

You ever Aaron you ever have someone try to lick your armpit?

25:22

Nope. Sucks. It's gross. You're

25:24

like what we doing? Yeah. It's like

25:27

you're just you're just you're taking away

25:29

a layer of deodorant. That's

25:31

all you're doing. Some

25:34

people are really into armpits. Yeah I

25:36

don't get it. Feet, armpits I don't

25:38

get it. Listen go with

25:40

God. No kink shaming

25:42

here. But you're freaks.

25:46

Our next one's from Adrienne. She's from Adelaide

25:48

in Australia. She's curious if you've heard of

25:51

the Adelaide Fringe Festival. It's held in February and

25:53

March every year. It tracks all different acts. It's

25:56

from all over the world. It's the second

25:58

largest art festival in the world. behind

26:01

Edinburgh and yeah

26:03

have you ever heard of other comedians

26:05

who have participated would you consider doing

26:07

a show at the fringe later

26:09

in your career I'm anxiously awaiting your

26:11

international tour announcement as I'm so keen

26:14

to come see you I

26:16

doubt you're coming to Adelaide this year

26:18

but I've already told my wife we're

26:20

flying to wherever you are in Australia

26:22

a lot of dedication Oh I'm

26:24

Adrian by the way love you Adrian I have

26:26

heard of the Adelaide fringe festival I had some

26:28

friends who went and performed there and liked it

26:30

I think I'm a little too big for the

26:33

fringe festivals these days I did

26:35

the Edinburgh fringe festival my last European tour but it

26:37

just I was going through Europe it happened to be

26:39

going on I came in for two nights to two

26:41

shows and was gone I wasn't part of

26:43

the competition or any of that stuff just like here you go

26:45

I'm out I would do that in Adelaide

26:47

for sure if I was in Australia at the time I

26:49

will not be there at the time of the fringe festival

26:52

but listen let the fringe festival have the fringe

26:55

it's always weird to me when like when

26:57

like fucking some like Star Wars movie premieres

26:59

at con you know like it's you don't

27:01

need that it's for the smaller movies I

27:04

love it I love I support those things

27:06

but but yeah probably not but I hopefully

27:08

I get the year this Star Wars festival

27:11

in this I'm the Star Wars I'm Star

27:13

Wars at a at a small independent film

27:15

place which Star Wars one

27:18

of the JJ Abrams ones one of the

27:20

ones that people like to see were like I guess I'm gonna see

27:22

this but I don't really want to

27:24

it's too woke okay

27:28

it's too woke you're gonna put a girl in it woke

27:32

one of the Star Troopers isn't white that's

27:35

a problem Chelsea

27:39

asks all of us including miss Kim

27:42

longtime listener first time email I like

27:44

it when they address all of us

27:46

including you mean you Aaron and then it's

27:48

just like hey what are you gonna

27:50

be an Adelaide I mean you don't

27:54

need that I'm all you got

27:56

to do all you got to do is nominate Greg

27:58

for an award for the other podcast and he will

28:00

be there. He

28:02

will be there, just tell him, he'll

28:05

tell you where to send the bus ticket. And

28:08

he will be in the back row, waiting to

28:10

lose an award. On the first day of free

28:12

agency. About

28:15

your Steelers getting Russell Wilson, not

28:17

so sure about that. Let Russ

28:20

cook. No. Not

28:22

gonna be happening. Get that jersey.

28:27

Chelsea was listening to Sam Morrill

28:29

and Mark Norman's podcast. And they

28:31

had an NBA star Richard Jefferson on it.

28:34

Former NBA star, former New

28:36

Jersey net. Had a nice

28:38

rivalry with the Celtics back in the day. Jefferson.

28:43

Jefferson mentioned he slid into Anthony's

28:45

DMs and was trying to

28:47

get on his podcast as a guest. That's wild.

28:50

He seemed like a big fan of Anthony's. I know you guys

28:52

said no guests. I'd be wondering if you'd be open to having

28:54

him. If you were ever

28:56

gonna have guests, who would it be? Love

28:59

the Patreon content. Greg's nighttime

29:02

calls are always the best

29:04

part of my day. Thank you, Chelsea.

29:08

And I hope you like that Austin, when I said, that was

29:10

a little extra, just for you. I mean,

29:12

Greg's nighttime calls have been the hit of the Patreon.

29:14

I would think like people kind of come to the

29:16

Patreon for me and stay for Greg. Because Greg will

29:18

give you the bonus. You get to see a little

29:21

more of me. If

29:23

you have Patreon, it's from the waist down.

29:26

And so it truly rules. I'll give

29:28

you the bonus. But Greg's nighttime calls

29:30

are worth it. What

29:34

was the question? Oh, we have guests. Okay, so Richard Jefferson.

29:36

All right, Richard Jefferson did DM

29:39

me like a year ago.

29:41

Being like, hey, promoting this thing. I'd love to come

29:43

to be a guest in the podcast. And I assumed

29:46

that it wasn't actually Richard Jefferson. I

29:48

assumed it's- You assumed that. Because

29:51

I just, most people don't reach

29:53

out themselves. Someone would reach out and be like, hey,

29:55

and if he's a fan, he would know we never

29:58

have guests. I

30:00

either ignored it as if like this is a public

30:02

system, not writing it, or I wrote back and was

30:04

like, thanks. But we don't have guests on the show.

30:06

I would have, because I like him, that I would

30:08

have been like, hey man, cool. But then a couple

30:10

weeks ago, maybe a month

30:13

ago, I'm coming back from Pittsburgh, from my

30:15

sister's wedding. And my brother and

30:17

I are up all night the night before. We're not

30:19

drinking, but we're just up late and I'm really tired.

30:21

And then my brother and I fly from Pittsburgh to

30:23

Chicago together. And then my

30:25

brother takes off and I have a connecting flight from

30:28

Chicago to LA. And I'm exhausted.

30:30

I'm so fucking tired and I've been awake on my first flight

30:32

just talking to my brother. So I get in

30:35

the flight and I sit down, I'm just like. And

30:38

I get a text and

30:40

it's fucking Richard Jefferson. And

30:42

he's like, hey, Anthony,

30:44

it's Richard Jefferson. Are you, would you happen to be on

30:46

a flight from Chicago to LA? If not,

30:49

there's someone on here who looks a lot like you. And I'm

30:51

like, the last thing

30:53

I want is to, is to like run into someone I know on the

30:55

plane. And so I'm just like, yeah,

30:59

it's me. And

31:01

he's like, oh cool. I'm

31:03

like, I'm two rows over. And

31:05

I'm so tired, I don't even look. I

31:08

don't even look. Cause I'm like, we're seeing, we

31:10

got a four hour flight. And I, again, I

31:12

like Richard Jefferson, but I am going to sleep

31:14

on this flight. I mean, you don't like him

31:16

that much. For now, I'm surprised you have an

31:18

evolved opinion on Richard Jefferson. What's your relationship

31:21

with even knowing about Richard Jefferson? He was pretty

31:23

good announcer. I don't know if you see him

31:26

on games. I have seen him on games. Good

31:28

personality. He's a famous person who is a fan

31:30

of my comedy. And we met once and I

31:32

was like, oh, hey, you're cool. That's it. He's

31:35

a great guy. One of the best. Well,

31:38

then fucking turn around. So

31:41

I'm like, okay. And again, if

31:43

you don't want to turn around, people are getting on

31:45

the plane. I couldn't see him. And

31:47

he's like, yeah, I'm here. I'm over here like a row

31:50

over next to Ari Spears. Now

31:53

I've never spoken to Ari Spears. Do you know who Ari Spears is?

31:55

I don't. Comedian, he was on...

31:57

I'm on TV. He's on that TV. the

32:00

angriest comedians of all time. Yep. Like,

32:02

so angry is like, I'm

32:04

not getting what I deserve in Hollywood because I'm

32:06

black and everyone's racist. But that's, Lee says that

32:09

over and over again. He was the guy who

32:11

was in the Tiffany Haddish video, like

32:13

the skit about like molesting, being a child molester.

32:16

That was him and then he got in trouble for that too. And

32:19

I hear Richard Jefferson, Ari Spears talking and I'm like,

32:22

Richard Jefferson, okay, Ari Spears, absolutely

32:24

not. And then I go to sleep. I

32:27

go to sleep on a plane and then I

32:29

wake up and I take

32:31

off my hat and I look

32:33

up and it's Ari Spears waiting for

32:36

the bathroom, like two

32:38

feet away from me, just staring down at me, just

32:40

right in the eyes, just staring at me. And then

32:42

we both just stare at each other and

32:46

then the bathroom opens up and he leaves and then

32:48

we just never once spoke or said hello. I think

32:50

when we went down the luggage, the baggage claim, I

32:52

gave Richard Jefferson like a head nod, but I think

32:54

at that point he was kind of like, we didn't

32:56

even say anything from him five hours. I'm not going

32:58

to come and chat you up now. But

33:00

I thought it was it was often I forgot about

33:02

it until I saw that. I don't know why I'm

33:04

invested in you being nicer

33:06

to Richard Jefferson, but give him he's given

33:08

you just give him a little pop. I

33:11

fun guy. I said, hi, I like him. If

33:14

we'd been next to each other, I would have been talking

33:16

the whole time. I'm not going to do the thing where

33:18

I got to turn around and like crane

33:20

my neck on an airplane. Give him a

33:22

wave. Hey, give him a wave. I

33:24

had a you're being cold. You're being

33:27

unnecessarily cold. I'm being me. I'm

33:30

sorry. I'm sorry, Rich Jeff. I

33:32

had a comedian on my flight home. I

33:35

am a fan of him. Who in Carmel? In

33:37

criminals. Great. Yeah. I tapped him on the shoulder,

33:39

said a catchphrase from

33:41

his podcast. He said, my man. And

33:43

I moved on. That's perfect. So

33:45

you didn't let him know that you

33:47

were you are producing a better podcast.

33:49

No, that's what you've got to say. Hey,

33:52

Ian. I

33:54

do it better. Ian Carmel. I met once.

33:58

He I heard he had a bit. like

34:00

Ian Carmel's bit about

34:02

what Shaquille O'Neal's life would have been like

34:04

if basketball hadn't been invented is

34:07

so amazing. And I was like, oh my God, that

34:09

sounds great. I want to hear that. So

34:11

I like DM Ian Carmel and we've

34:13

never met. And I'm like, Hey, do you

34:16

have a bit about I want to do, what are you

34:18

doing? Stand up in town. I heard you have a bit

34:20

about what Shaq's life would be like if

34:22

basketball hadn't been invented. And he writes back and he goes, do

34:24

you have a bit about that? And I

34:27

was like, no, Ian. No, I

34:29

do not. I wanted to see yours.

34:32

And so I'm like, I'm doing Largo in a couple of weeks.

34:34

Come do my Largo show. I was, he's like, great. And

34:36

then it turned out to be, he was the head writer of James

34:39

Corden until that

34:41

show ended. And he, my Largo show was

34:43

the night of the James Corden Christmas party.

34:46

And he could barely, I don't know why he still

34:49

came to do the show, but he could barely stand

34:52

and went on stage and did the bit. But

34:54

it was like he was like trying

34:56

to get it out that I had

34:58

to like go on stage afterwards and like explain what

35:00

had just happened. But I like Ian. Like

35:03

that bit. Do you know that we

35:07

were very likely in the audience

35:10

for a Richard Jefferson

35:12

game, Nets

35:14

Celtics back in the early

35:17

2000s. Do you remember this? Antoine

35:20

Walker was involved. I believe we went,

35:23

am I crazy? You were there. I believe, no,

35:25

I think the game we went to, I think,

35:27

didn't we go Celtics, I thought

35:29

it was Celtics Lakers. Okay.

35:31

Maybe, maybe that was, I think you went to a different

35:34

game. I might be making up. I definitely saw some good

35:36

Nets action back there. Maybe if, maybe you would invite me

35:38

to that game, I would have been nicer to Richard Jefferson.

35:40

It was like over Christmas break or New York. Who knows?

35:42

I don't even know. Richard, I love you. I was tired.

35:46

Next time, buddy. Our last question

35:48

is from John, John Anschutz.

35:52

A few quick questions, more

35:54

so for Anthony. Do you see, I like when you

35:56

clarify, a fellow non Nazi

35:59

German descendant. think yeah

36:01

if if you're not Jewish

36:04

and you're a German descendant at

36:06

that time you're

36:08

not a non-nazi there were

36:11

none not I mean not a lot they got carried

36:13

along the not you went along I got all the

36:15

press there were some people who are just kind of

36:17

like whatever well sure but they were this like they

36:19

were in the mix I think those were the real heroes

36:21

because they were like the Nazis bad guys the

36:24

resistance good guys but then there are people

36:26

who just like what's going on my

36:32

wife and I are playing a scene in Milwaukee and

36:34

not be drunken dicks in the audience we're in Chicago

36:37

it's a quick trip Oh but knowing

36:40

you prefer the earlier show to the late show

36:42

is it worth us bringing for secondary market tickets

36:44

for the first show or does it not matter

36:47

that much also which one

36:49

are you taping I'm not gonna

36:51

go through all the episodes to figure out which for

36:54

what it's worth I if I could just give you $400 for a

36:56

pair of tickets I'll

36:58

do it but I'm not signing up for the patreon

37:00

or whatever the hell that is okay

37:02

if you're only willing to give me 400 bucks

37:05

you can't afford the patreon bro that

37:08

shit is expensive you're not getting those nighttime

37:10

calls your wife might but you're not that's

37:12

right you got a sign up for the patreon

37:14

to get Greg to stop calling your wife otherwise

37:18

it's fair game listen

37:21

I know I've said the early shows

37:23

the better show it that isn't that it doesn't

37:25

apply to the special taping I

37:27

feel like and again I'm taping both shows that's why

37:30

you do two because you need like you need one

37:32

for safety you need to have things to edit in

37:34

I feel like the audience knows it's a taping and

37:36

they don't fuck around there people

37:38

will not be drunk heckling there will not be

37:41

a single heckle during the the live taping and

37:43

the second show was almost more important because there things

37:45

you didn't get or you know they're like okay now

37:47

we know kind we need to get this thing so

37:49

the second show is if you want to be a

37:51

real fan the second shows almost the more important show

37:54

so I would say go to that show don't

37:56

buy secondary tickets go to

37:58

the second show and and

38:00

be part of the good people who make it

38:02

a great one. And you'll just see me in

38:04

the best mood you'll see

38:07

me in five or six years.

38:09

After taping that second one, it truly is

38:12

a, okay, this is over

38:14

now, it feels great. The first show

38:16

is awesome. It's gonna be a great

38:18

show. I'm gonna be excited, but it's like I still have work to

38:20

do when I finish. But the second show

38:22

is a celebration. So please, come to the

38:24

second show, get tickets, and enjoy yourself. Did

38:27

I answer all the questions? He did have

38:29

another one where she's not familiar with you,

38:31

his wife, and he's

38:34

curious, you think it's better to preview

38:36

your earlier specials or have her come

38:38

in cold. He also says, PS,

38:41

I have a feeling this is Aaron's favorite

38:43

podcast at All Things Comedy. I

38:46

like envisioning him as Shrek. He's great,

38:48

and I love his anecdotes and input

38:50

into the podcast. There you

38:53

go, Aaron. Hey. Take

38:55

care, Aaron. So

38:57

let me answer the other questions that Aaron asked

38:59

in that email. Yeah,

39:02

watch the other stuff. Have your girlfriend watch

39:04

Thoughts and Prayers and Fire in the Maternity

39:07

Award, the two Netflix specials. I

39:09

do believe, maybe this is my ego talking, but

39:11

I feel like a knowledge of my previous work enhances

39:14

my current work, that there are

39:16

jokes that play off of, that I kind of

39:19

play with assumptions you would have of me from

39:21

watching previous specials. You can go in cold and

39:23

be fine, but I would think

39:25

watching Thoughts and Prayers and Fire in the Maternity

39:27

Award would be rewarding and

39:30

helpful. And that

39:32

was email, corner, emails.

39:35

Thanks, Aaron. Hey. Aaron,

39:48

have you ever seen Death Proof? Yes.

39:51

Would you give me a lap dance like

39:53

the girl does to Kurt Russell in the movie? No.

39:57

If it was your birthday, and I came

39:59

up and read you a poem. Well

40:02

now you're sweet talking to me, okay. Alright. Yeah,

40:04

everyone's got their price, Aaron. Everyone.

40:08

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the headlights. You

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know I wasn't Danson. In the

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bathroom the I hired as podcast The

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Words After Party. In dense. Know

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was in, you know was in the mood or

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losers teams. A Manta Ronson was the Dj. They.

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Didn't they didn't see that I haven't heard that

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name. And for Emperor. Was a good. I

45:03

mean. The Dj hat on or near.

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And not really and are now year

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for them with your standards are you

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know fucking as discuss I have no

45:12

idea was differences between. is it the

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best Dj in the world and are

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they putting alone items? I. Do not

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know. And a. It

45:20

doesn't sound. It doesn't sound like what

45:23

disease do. Is.

45:25

Art. Wow! ticked down

45:27

an entire industry. I'm excited

45:29

for these headlines Certain one

45:31

high school in Oklahoma. They.

45:35

Are reportedly and investigation. After

45:39

students were filmed licking peanut

45:41

butter. Off. Of people's

45:43

toes. As part of

45:45

a fundraising event? So what were

45:47

they raising funds for? Okay,

45:50

good question. Ah, I

45:53

did read that it's was a.

45:56

Restaurant scene. That. Works

45:58

with students and adults with intellect,

46:00

The Developmental a physical Disabilities. That's.

46:02

What they are raising money for? look at then what

46:04

else you can do to raise money? Other

46:07

than licking some peanut butter. Awesome

46:09

toast. I think peanut butter. Is.

46:11

Not what you want to be like enough totes. It's.

46:14

Too dense to get you a put the

46:17

some honey. Year. Works for

46:19

me, Maybe. Just like some

46:21

sort of like a something a little

46:23

more viscous, you back with a good

46:25

I disagree. I know or

46:27

says the yes and ah, that's not

46:29

what does. This isn't the Ssl. You

46:32

can disagree with me and we can

46:34

discuss. Well, I just think gimme some

46:36

chunky peanut butter that provides a little

46:38

bit of a barrier between me and

46:40

the tells. The thicker substance means I

46:42

can just get that. Peanut.

46:45

Butter without really get in the tell

46:47

where I might not even get to

46:49

the other side of the peanut butter

46:51

saw not really touching tell. what you're

46:53

saying is insane because if you if

46:56

you're looking someone's toes and you get

46:58

some have something in your mouth you

47:00

wouldn't know what they are. You

47:03

went smooth peanut butter so that you

47:05

notice you know the choices are same

47:07

is insane. Honey off

47:09

the tongue steps a second itself.

47:12

With. A little access something on top.

47:14

Don't call me honey with it. If

47:16

you're going to be sucking toes, don't

47:18

want peanut butter, you would jelly. And

47:20

if you want peanut butter you service

47:22

fuck do one crunchy peanut butter and

47:24

would have Spock is wrong with you.

47:27

I'll tell you what's wrong with with.

47:29

My. Friends losses got their mind

47:32

and back me up on

47:34

this. Gregson. same Sookie Peanut

47:36

Butter off toes know, insane

47:38

one. any. Little. Bits know

47:40

you don't with the little bits, you know

47:42

who. I thought it was a great idea

47:44

and entire high school of kids in Oklahoma

47:46

has attempted beautiful. Possibly

47:49

I thought you were going to be nice

47:51

you know who's hostesses idea was my wife

47:53

Via and I'm glad you didn't in. I

47:55

didn't get the sense that smoke kids have

47:57

these do these things to like kissing booth.

48:00

Used to be a thing back in a

48:02

day. Once I did they did a comedy

48:04

fundraiser way back when I first started and

48:06

if we're gonna raise money for charity and

48:08

they decided to kissing booths and everyone lost

48:11

the goddamn months it was like I didn't

48:13

get invited to be the kissing booth like

48:15

oh my god if people were angry as

48:17

exists as and say we can do this

48:19

I kids doing a feat looking thing I'm

48:21

all for it. He. Was I

48:23

am. Here's the video please. Yeah.

48:25

It's us and on the page. Yeah or

48:28

the it is. Ah, that The faces are.

48:30

Covered. Up but you can watch the

48:32

the tell. Second again after not suck

48:34

at little licking seat. I.

48:36

Mean and live in a sea cloud. Idea Teachers

48:39

Feet. Or. The students be. No,

48:41

I think it's students And students. It's

48:44

students and students Emily's list. It's

48:46

fucked up. Like listen if with

48:48

okay hey Aaron, let's raise some

48:51

money. Talk. To Billie.

48:53

And. Tell me when have a fundraiser. Were.

48:56

Real A real would raise money from

48:58

our fans or I'll tell you what

49:00

what sex offences patriot imagine that are

49:02

if bill pays for the peanut butter.

49:07

Will. Have Greg licks peanut butter off

49:09

my feet. And so. We. Raise

49:11

enough money. To.

49:13

Think he would do it. Now. I'm

49:15

that the wind up here for if the of

49:18

the are Harry and My feet are fucking disgusting,

49:20

you be happy to see them smeared and simply

49:22

been a but. After I might

49:24

be smothered in turkey, peanut butter

49:26

or more attractive than they are

49:28

without. But. This

49:31

is them a rare. Story

49:33

where I feel like you're on the side.

49:36

Of our. Lives

49:38

of tip that for instance

49:40

it came out strong against

49:42

this. Ah, Or.

49:45

Deal. And. They called it, woke

49:47

the call and this whole thing was said.

49:49

This is Now Will Walk and I developed

49:52

by in there. By the way, this lives

49:54

and Tic Tac apparently has an advisor your

49:56

position in Oklahoma school libraries and they they're

49:58

responding to this disgusting. The incident according

50:00

them he said we are cleaning up

50:03

the filth in the Oklahoma skit schools

50:05

are agency is investigating. Listen if they

50:07

had peanut butter back when Jesus was

50:09

around. Produce. Would have

50:12

done this is that of watching the feet and he

50:14

would have one hundred percent. Licked. Empty

50:16

peanut butter off Matthew Mark, Luke and

50:18

John speak as if he could hack,

50:20

so I'm okay with that. I would

50:23

love to know. Who. Was the

50:25

one who brought this idea to the to the the

50:27

group. Who. Was like you know

50:29

what's because there's always one foot person. Who.

50:31

Like has that who tries to suddenly put it in

50:34

the reg I would you want to do what you

50:36

want to do Tonight I like our to take our

50:38

shoes off. And. See who's Peter bigger?

50:40

Preserve. Be together and see who's got the

50:42

bigger fi. we a says twelve. that's a

50:44

freak. Or the good at it. Someone.

50:48

Must have been like and class of would he

50:50

has think about like Iowa of a i you

50:52

know like of l a race. Dealer.

50:54

Guys, you do like a team race and

50:56

I'll now. What? About it. what

50:59

about that? you guys like peanut

51:01

butter off my ss idea how

51:03

much easily at the pay someone

51:05

for that and now it was

51:07

for free. And you're raising

51:09

money are dead. The school district.

51:12

Tried. To defend it by.

51:15

Will. They really defended but they did point

51:17

out how much money they raised for

51:19

of in for who and they said

51:21

all the students involved at volunteered for

51:23

activities and there were. Essentially

51:26

an assortment of different games.

51:28

And nice if they were a second the peanut

51:30

butter they had signed up for that game ahead

51:33

of time. I love Eddie of Behave as well.

51:35

Just an activity is we'd love to do activities

51:37

I used to. Peter butter. Let's

51:40

make some fucking money. Rolling.

51:52

Given. Nothing.

51:54

Like opening day. Not

51:57

talking about baseball news

51:59

ab. I can about opening day

52:01

of Six Flags in Georgia. Where.

52:04

They got the park opened in the only

52:06

way they know how, with a massive brawl

52:08

ending with the police shooting of a suspect.

52:11

In a gunfight. I love it. I

52:14

love that amusement parks have become like

52:16

a place where you would go to

52:19

fuck someone up. His if

52:21

you will get a fight with someone. Why is

52:23

it you will go to like an amusement park

52:25

Why do you would be around the roller coasters

52:27

and a little kids and everything like I'm as

52:29

a little kid we would go to Kenny would

52:31

was like the the Six Flags of Pittsburgh you

52:33

know and we would have a can he would

52:35

day for our school with entire school this we

52:37

go with a pet with family friends and stuff

52:39

that nobody uses such a was like you can

52:41

okay go with do whatever you want minutes like

52:43

you can't wear certain colors i can he would

52:45

you like why would his gang things and because

52:47

with the now you do not want to go

52:49

to can would. You. Do not. We want

52:52

to go there that. I don't know how that

52:54

became a place. Where.

52:56

Like. Ah, where the evil people

52:58

show up To start said. I

53:01

don't either that that was news to

53:03

me and their. It's.

53:06

Definitely a thing, as there

53:08

was a sizable unruly crowd.

53:10

According to Cobb County Police of

53:12

Approximately and this. This. Defies

53:14

belief but. Five hundred.

53:17

To. Six hundred guess who were running

53:19

through the park? And. Fine I

53:21

believe it's like a hundred. Let's go dream is

53:24

look at Six Flags are great What did they

53:26

got? the roller the get this when I do

53:28

it. Any that were to go start fights. It.

53:31

Is. Wild to me,

53:34

But. I love it! A couple of. It. Ah yes,

53:36

oh some media for is attained by Fox

53:39

Five and Lynette Captured I It doesn't seem

53:41

like fun. Nearly a dozen people kicking and

53:43

punching a person on the ground For people.

53:45

Ah, ran away. versus. Mode Motionless.

53:48

And then here's the thing they apparent

53:50

they said the police said that they

53:52

sat at the police first course. they

53:54

never see bursts. Ah and then the

53:57

police. Had to respond

53:59

in kind. And yeah, there was a

54:01

there was a gun fight. I think we need more amusement

54:03

parks like this Especially in the

54:05

south bring your guns every

54:08

it's not for kids You got to be you

54:10

got to be of age to go there, but

54:12

you want to just have some crazy time you're

54:15

into guns Just show

54:17

up you just described Westworld That's

54:19

Westworld. I think if you go to the amusement park

54:21

if I'm going to a museum park I'm bringing my

54:24

gun in case they tell me I'm not tall

54:26

enough to ride something And

54:28

then it's fucking over for them. I'm getting

54:30

on the ride. I'm 6-2 You'd

54:34

be sad if there was like Yes,

54:36

some people I'm very short There's

54:39

people that are even sure I did some people that

54:41

never even get over well certainly I

54:44

guess that developmentally Challenge

54:46

or shorter people like if you don't get over

54:48

that line That's That

54:51

sucks. You should do it by age sometimes

54:54

It's a great point. I believe the reason they go

54:56

by height is so that you don't fall out of

54:58

the fucking ride Yeah, I think it's a good to

55:00

see both fit you You

55:04

know That's another one at this

55:06

amusement park where you can bring the guns. I

55:09

say everyone rides whatever they want Super

55:13

small park all the rides are tiny You

55:17

you have to be short enough to ride them, and

55:19

you can have your gun I think that's

55:21

that sounds great. That's that's fucking seven flags

55:24

That's an extra flag Aaron

55:36

one time. I want you to just play that in a loop So

55:39

it just like keeps going You

55:42

know I mean everyone's waiting then we just did never

55:44

ends surprise you with it. Yeah, thank you Aliyah

55:47

Baldwin Iran oh

55:49

the sister of Haley

55:52

Bieber and the daughter of

55:54

Stephen Baldwin Wild I

55:56

didn't know that's a thing was charged

55:58

with simple assault and

56:01

simple battery after a

56:03

bar fight in Savannah near

56:05

your bananas where she allegedly

56:07

threw her tampon at a

56:09

bartender. Look I

56:12

know I said a lot I love it okay

56:14

Haley Bieber I'm here for

56:16

the... Liz is obsessed with Haley Bieber

56:18

I didn't like love Haley Bieber but

56:21

like when I took Liz I think for our anniversary

56:23

one year I took her to sushi park and

56:25

she was enjoying the dinner and then Haley and Justin

56:27

Bieber came in and sat right next to us and

56:30

Liz was in heaven just like trying to listen to

56:32

conversation like she was cool but she was like oh

56:34

my god I came this is the best day of

56:36

my life like I was like that was the

56:38

best part of our anniversary so I thought

56:40

I get to hear about Haley Bieber and

56:43

I love it Stephen Baldwin is in trouble right

56:45

now because he tweeted he was like hey Justin

56:47

and Haley aren't having a good going through going

56:49

through a good time in their marriage right now

56:51

prayers for them and she was like dad what

56:53

the fuck are you doing don't don't tell people

56:56

for this I think that's very

56:58

funny Stephen Baldwin loved

57:00

him in usual suspects I think

57:03

his politics are hilarious I was

57:05

a big Jesus guy he's like what if Kid Rock had

57:07

short hair that's Stephen Baldwin this

57:09

girl I didn't know there was a sister

57:12

of Haley Baldwin but okay

57:16

she's a babe this isn't a

57:18

great picture of her but she is a babe to mug set

57:20

yes she's obviously

57:22

attractive and how old she is throwing a tampon

57:24

at someone because when I first heard it I

57:26

thought was it just reached in a

57:28

purse and through a tampon no she

57:31

reached into the skirt took the tampon out

57:33

and threw it which is the shyukin

57:36

of the of the basic bitch

57:39

you know like if you are in a college

57:41

bar and you see 20 year old girls throwing

57:43

tampons at each other get the fuck out there's

57:45

shyukin in someone's

57:48

about to get KO'd because that is like the hardest

57:50

thing you can do I

57:52

can't disagree there's no way you can top

57:54

that it reminds me of you remember the

57:57

band L7 mm-hmm I

57:59

believe I was that Lala Palooza show and

58:01

I think that was like a thing that

58:03

they did l7 would would take out the

58:05

tampons and throw them I don't know if

58:07

they I don't know if they were doing

58:09

the shiuken not I can't remember in the

58:12

moment But you see those things flying through

58:14

the crowd you better get out of

58:16

the way. It's always a show you can be only move you have

58:19

Okay, and Aaron back me up on this Tell me if

58:21

you if you think this is correct if

58:24

you're in a fight with someone and you

58:26

see them reaching and pull up the tampon You've only got one move

58:28

Greg. Do you know what it is? uh

58:32

Catch it in your teeth and throw it back. That's it.

58:34

You know you don't throw it back you catch it in

58:36

your mouth and You

58:38

swallow yeah, and then you just

58:41

smile at them, and there's nothing else they can do They're

58:44

just free bleeding like a fool's and

58:46

everyone's clapping for you because you

58:48

ate it You don't catch

58:50

in your hand. Yeah, that's what they want

58:52

you to do well And then you get

58:55

their superpowers, too. Mm-hmm. Yeah, then they're pregnant

58:57

and you're fine So yeah,

58:59

if you ever see that coming if you're ever in a fight,

59:01

and you're wearing a tampon throw the tampon That's

59:04

your sha'yukin. That's how you win the fight

59:07

you're maxed out if if you're the on the

59:09

other side of it if you're a Ken and He

59:12

goes to show you can you and you can catch it

59:14

in your mouth you got to swallow it without taking a

59:16

sip of water That's cheating and

59:18

then you win the fight The

59:21

bartender said she had told She

59:24

said Aaron out came up to her and

59:26

it told her that the the the

59:29

bartender the woman That she

59:31

needed to use the bathroom to throw up

59:33

and change your tampon as one does Grant

59:36

when I just say I need to use the bathroom to change my tampon

59:39

What do you have the other hey? I need

59:41

to run in the bathroom to I got something

59:43

I call us the contact lens, and I gotta

59:45

take a shit Yeah,

59:53

so the bartender then returned cuz you know

59:55

that she had been spending some time back

59:58

there And

1:00:00

then that's when the tampon was thrown.

1:00:02

There's more though. She threw it at the bartender. It wasn't

1:00:05

a fight, it was just a, hey, where's the bathroom? Here

1:00:07

it is, fuck you. Well, no, she then

1:00:09

she went back there and she was there for longer

1:00:11

than, I

1:00:13

guess the bartender wanted the bathroom back. I think

1:00:15

she was using like the staff bathroom or something.

1:00:17

And she's like, what's going on here? And then

1:00:20

apparently they got into a argument or

1:00:22

something and then she throws the tampon. Who knows?

1:00:24

It seems like something was going on. One bouncer

1:00:27

then told police that

1:00:29

Aaron now, that she yanked his hair.

1:00:32

And the other who said she

1:00:35

then put the model, I guess she's an influencer and

1:00:37

a model and a bear hug, claimed

1:00:39

that she kicked him in the balls. I

1:00:43

mean, she's not messing around. Look, if you're a bouncer and a

1:00:45

girl kicks you in the balls and the cops come, you tell

1:00:47

them to kick you in the balls. If they pulled your hair,

1:00:49

leave it out. You should

1:00:51

have been wearing a hat, bro. Don't

1:00:54

be, she pulled my hair. She threw a tampon at

1:00:56

a bartender. You're going to jail for that in Savannah.

1:01:01

It's not as cool. I

1:01:03

thought it was a story she got in a fight with a

1:01:05

girl and she's like, fuck you, sha-u-kin. No, it's like, you're just

1:01:07

being mean to a bartender. Throw

1:01:10

the book at her. Sorry, Steve. It

1:01:13

says she's an influencer, which I

1:01:15

feel like the pressure

1:01:17

in that family to become

1:01:19

an influencer would be immense. You have no other

1:01:21

options. Influencers are what people say when they're like,

1:01:23

when they have famous relatives and they don't work.

1:01:25

It's like, you know, people say, what do you

1:01:28

do for a living? I'm an investor. Okay,

1:01:31

you don't have a job. You're rich as fuck

1:01:33

and you don't want to just say that. I

1:01:35

get it. So you say I'm an aspiring influencer,

1:01:38

an influencer model? No. You're

1:01:42

taking advantage of the couple years you're going

1:01:44

to be hot before it all goes to

1:01:46

shit. You

1:01:53

know, we were having such a nice time. So

1:01:55

nice to everyone. That's

1:01:58

a ruin. Crazy Tuesday. They for

1:02:00

British man last week who

1:02:02

is about to be arrested

1:02:04

by police on suspicion of

1:02:07

possessing of indecent images of

1:02:09

children. Ah, And and

1:02:11

subsequently fell to his death from a

1:02:13

ninth floor flat moments later. Now is this

1:02:15

a good time situation where he was trying

1:02:17

to escape out the window and fell?

1:02:19

Or do you think he was like that's

1:02:22

an attic. With. My concern

1:02:24

with the story is that why do

1:02:26

try to be images with him. He's.

1:02:29

Like if the cops accommodate your images

1:02:31

of child pornography, I would think you

1:02:34

to hug them to yourself and then

1:02:36

topple out the window like like the

1:02:38

I The Little Kid and Game of

1:02:40

Thrones. You're untie him. Spoiler

1:02:43

the kids you countries walks up and

1:02:45

kind of like tips forward. We gotta

1:02:47

have the arm full of images, job

1:02:49

boards and only hit the ground, isn't

1:02:51

on your laptop or whatever and will.

1:02:53

it's twenty twenty four here. He felt

1:02:55

like ordering a a magazine in the

1:02:57

mail. hate the printers were pretty fast

1:03:00

if you know the cops com and

1:03:02

you print him up. Gather

1:03:04

mean your arms if we take a slow

1:03:06

dive out the window. Ib.

1:03:08

I assumed. The.

1:03:11

Way this was written was awkward. and they

1:03:13

descend than the investigation. I simply kill themselves.

1:03:16

You get and taught for and these pictures

1:03:18

it's okay. it's go time. They're here. Let's.

1:03:21

End if I if I was, if I were

1:03:23

him. Okay, Let's.

1:03:25

Say I live in this world where I have these

1:03:28

images. And I know the Capsicum.

1:03:30

The. Code of the stairs the can we get me. Why

1:03:33

not the city? Kill yourself Greg. Use.

1:03:35

A little Macgyver. And.

1:03:37

just drug beards on of. You

1:03:43

know, you draw beards and everybody. And then

1:03:45

when the cops come. Oh Gods. Five. Wickets

1:03:48

the it's find. Them.

1:03:51

To trust them. Beards, Idol

1:03:54

you eat treated still be alive. and

1:03:58

now it's time for recommendation

1:04:01

station Greg what do you got yeah I

1:04:03

mentioned an anatomy of a fall which I

1:04:05

just hadn't heard much about people should really

1:04:07

see that but my recommendation this

1:04:10

week is a book I'm really

1:04:12

excited to recommend it it is called

1:04:15

martyr it is

1:04:17

by Kaveh Akbar and

1:04:19

if you're watching on the YouTube you can

1:04:21

even look at the cover which I

1:04:24

had Aaron put up there because I love this

1:04:26

cover so much it's one of my favorite covers

1:04:28

of the year and since I was traveling I

1:04:30

couldn't bring it in martyr is the jrvp book

1:04:32

of the year for me so

1:04:34

funny a great voice have you

1:04:36

read it you look like it's from I know about I

1:04:38

read about it when it came out but I haven't got

1:04:40

it yet some bucks like you want

1:04:43

to tear through and this one is so well

1:04:45

written each little part it's so funny that I

1:04:47

actually like wanted to take my time with it

1:04:50

I was enjoying it it's about a young Iranian

1:04:53

American starts

1:04:55

off that he had struggled with

1:04:57

addiction but starts off sober he's in

1:04:59

the Midwest you

1:05:01

learn about what happened with his parents he had lost

1:05:03

one parent eventually travels to New York to meet this

1:05:06

art or this book this artist for a book that

1:05:08

he's writing on martyrs it's a little hard to describe

1:05:10

but I would say

1:05:13

that at a crucial moment of the

1:05:15

book I got interrupted almost on like a

1:05:17

cliffhanger it almost felt like I was high like

1:05:20

that this book was that good it was

1:05:22

moving me that much and I wanted to

1:05:24

find out what happened next so much that

1:05:26

it was like I was in another state

1:05:29

but I had to get Walker

1:05:32

for like 30 minutes and wait to find out

1:05:34

what happened and it was one of those great

1:05:36

books that you hope like it ends well and

1:05:39

it is a great ending I loved it

1:05:41

I would be surprised if it is not at

1:05:43

the top or certainly near the top of

1:05:45

my list at the end of the year

1:05:48

martyr by Kaveh Akbar I could not

1:05:50

have enjoyed it more that's a great recommendation I read

1:05:52

about the book when it came out like it got

1:05:54

a lot of hype and I was like is this

1:05:56

just hype but now that you've vouched for

1:05:58

it I will definitely check that out very

1:06:00

soon. Aaron, do you have anything you want to recommend?

1:06:04

No, just go to the World War

1:06:06

II Museum if you're ever in

1:06:09

New Orleans. Okay. Sounds like you had

1:06:11

the quintessential New Orleans experience. My

1:06:13

recommendation this week, I'm picking a TV show.

1:06:16

I've been reading a lot of great books, but I

1:06:18

know we've got a bunch of double episodes to come.

1:06:20

I want to save some things. So I rarely love

1:06:22

a TV show, but I've

1:06:25

got to give a full-throated

1:06:27

recommendation of The Gentleman on

1:06:29

Netflix. The original movie was okay. It's

1:06:32

a great performances. It's all right. It's not Guy

1:06:34

Ritchie's best, but I liked The Gentleman

1:06:36

in the movie. The TV show is so much

1:06:38

better. It's so great. It stars one

1:06:41

of the guys from White Lotus Season 2 who

1:06:43

wasn't my favorite character, but he's such a badass

1:06:45

in this. It's really funny. It's

1:06:47

smart. It's for adults. It's not like

1:06:49

a cheesy kind of commercial thing. It's

1:06:52

great. Check out The Gentleman on

1:06:54

Netflix. And that

1:06:57

was... recommendation

1:07:01

station. Debbie, get me

1:07:03

gone. Whoa, Nelly Fattato. That's

1:07:05

a spicy

1:07:07

meatball. That okay, Grady?