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on the algorithm. Do that work.
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That is really funny. I'm sorry. I have
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to break format here. Sure. I know
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we don't talk about our weeks anymore, but it's so
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important. I think you'll appreciate this. I think everybody
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will. I don't think we have time. So
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we were driving over on the way here and I said,
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I said, I have to tell you
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something entre nous, which I
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don't speak French. I don't know
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what he's talking about. All I know is what he
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told me needs to be told to the world as
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a public service. Okay. This
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is what he said. Okay, I'm going to tell
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you. Thank you for telling me all about that.
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No, I'm going to tell you what he said
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and then we're going to work backwards. Entreneux, I
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said. He started with entreneux. Which you're breaking right
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away. Oh, right away. Yeah. I
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shat out a zin. No, no, no, what did he
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say? I found a zin in my ass.
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And I said, what? Okay,
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what? And he said a zin in
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my ass. And I said, whoa,
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hold on a second. Let's get to
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the bottom of this. No pun intended
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or pun intended. So
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apparently he swallowed a zin. Okay.
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And I said, oh, so you shat
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out the zin? And he
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said, no, I found it in my ass
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in the shower. So at which point I had to say,
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whoa, hold on a second. So
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you didn't shit out the zin,
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but you found the zin up your
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ass. And he's like, well, I took
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a shit and I thought it was clean. So
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you see what I'm dealing with here. You know
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what I mean? Not only is he. So give
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it like a twig to get off a dog's
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ass with a leaf or something. So
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we're not even sure what's happened here. Okay, Matt,
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we're not sure if he shat out the zin
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then didn't wipe and then found the zin in
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his ass in the shower. Or
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if the zin just somehow like made
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its way through his body, saw shit.
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You know what I'm saying? It just
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like repelled the zin pod from his
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stomach. Did you get drunk? Did you
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get drunk this week? And not
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the night before. Not like put
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a zin up your ass drunk. No. Oh,
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that's very interesting. My brain didn't ever go there. Are
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you sure you didn't put multiples in up your ass?
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Maybe I did because I'm starting to think
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that. He's like, this isn't going fast enough.
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Sublingually. That's what I'm saying. What's faster?
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Oh, I could totally anyone reddish someone being like,
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does anyone tried whooping a zin? Well, what happened?
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I get it. I know what happened. He
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was at work and they've started banning the
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zin. he was like,
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well, I need my nicotine. And his
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painting job. Then they'll add the shots
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of it. Ran into the bathroom, shoved
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a whole bunch of zinn up his ass,
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forgot they were there and one got left
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over. Entre neu. I
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just, how long? I
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would. Zinn
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packets are like substantial enough, right?
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No. First of all, isn't it
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weird that they wouldn't make them
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like biodegradable in your stomach? Well,
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that's why I'm thinking he put it in his
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ass. You know why, oh, you know why they
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can't do that? It's because you would have a
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massive OD on that nicotine. I imagine it's coming
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out too quickly all at once. If it absorbs
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through your stomach, like you're not supposed to eat
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the zinn, right? Obviously. But
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how many people are just fucking finding zinns in their
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ass, Matt? Well,
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leave a comment below if you've ever found a zinn in
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your ass crack. Come on. You want to go over the
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guest list? We can do what we actually do here. Entre
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neu. Entre neu. I'm sorry. I
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had to. Oh, I think you did the right
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thing. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate that. 2109,
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Abigail Schreier. 2110,
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the return of Fahim Anwar. Your
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favorite. He
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doesn't have a problem with Fahim Anwar.
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Any successful brown comedian, Kumar has a
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very big problem. Is he successful? See?
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2111, Kat Williams. And
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then we fell off the week with 2112, Dan Soder. He
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tried to slide Finn in there. He went with
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Finn of the weekend off list, but that's not
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how it works. Did I say Kat Williams? Yeah.
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Last week? It was going to be
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on? Did you? No. No, I don't. I don't know. I
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don't know. I slipped it in. But
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I swear to God, I was watching We Might
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Be Drunk and Mark Dorm was talking about Kat
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Williams and said, yeah, he said he wanted to
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be a Rogan and now he's on. And
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that was like two weeks ago. I
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heard about it, but I had not
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seen Interim. I think Joe
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would have an episode of
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Cat Williams and sit on it for
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two weeks. It's not just that,
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it's also that... Can't imagine that. What's... They're
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edited. Hold on, what's crazier though is what you mentioned,
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is he really sitting on social media
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clips? I
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mean, I guess if he has a team doing it
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and it's not him, then maybe. What
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I mean is that video of
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Cat Williams playing the driving
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simulator, that dropped the day
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the episode dropped. So
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what I'm saying is if he recorded that two
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weeks ago, he sat on a video that he
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had of Cat Williams playing the driving simulator and
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instead of posting it when he got
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the video like a normal person would.
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That to me is less egregious than
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him having this video or this episode
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with Cat Williams, which Cat Williams, we
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were talking about that three weeks ago,
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you know what I mean? He
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has it at the time and then sits...
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That's insane. Why not release it
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and get the hype that surrounds it?
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Or maybe he's riding the wave and
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re-hyping it. Maybe Mark was... I
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mean, again, Mark drinks a lot. He might've been speaking in
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the way where he's like... He
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knows that Cat's going on. Yeah, no, that's what I
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assumed it was. Yeah, that's what it probably is. So
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that sounds like the most likely. But
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it sort of sound like you said it and he was on it.
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So yeah, I don't know about that, but yeah, we're going to start this
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week off with 21. We want to rate the week first. Oh. I
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can't believe I'm on the ball. I've had fucking four
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T's, so I'm just... That's what I do. I'm flying
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on caffeine. I give it a four. Wow. I
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don't know about a four. Simon's
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doing math over there. I
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guess I'll give it a three. Simon,
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you want to kill the dead air in action? I'm
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going to give it a 2.85, Matt. Thank
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you, Simon. Simon. Back to you, Simon.
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Everyone. Simon with the
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weather notes. Come on, with the weather. All right, come on. up.
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2111 Cat Williams. So
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ends up being a pretty good episode but definitely not
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the Cat Williams episode we were looking for. Thank you.
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I didn't want to be the fucking Debbie Cowder. How
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do you have a guy on in
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the midst of all of this
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mayhem he causes and they don't
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mention it once. They talked about
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the black people in dresses for
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about a minute before
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Joe, you know, sent
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that down a different fucking hole. Can
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I point something out too? Joe was like why do they
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always try to put mask like beefy
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masculine men in dresses and I was
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like I'm sorry. Dave Chappelle back in
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the day and Cat Williams at
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any time in his life are not what I would call
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beefy masculine. I didn't remember beefy. I just
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remember him saying black out. When he was
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talking about fajimi. He mentioned it later with
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fajimi Anwar and he
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said like intimidating big
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black men and again they
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did it with a lot of dude white
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men have done it forever. Think
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about kids in the hall first of all and I know you can
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be like they did that to themselves. That's fine but
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my point is is like they were
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in Hollywood were they not that was a show
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on television they were men white.
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Yeah I don't think it's the same thing. The
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same thing is asking an actress to show her
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tits. No it's even
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worse than that. Okay I'm just trying to
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find a the comparable would be
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like something
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terrible. It'll come to me anyways
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but yeah no. What's something terrible?
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Well no just putting them in the dress
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like that. Pardon me. In that like
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as a white guy getting in your dress and
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then going back to your neighborhood and a black
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guy getting in a dress and going back to
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his neighborhood it's way harder for the black guy.
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The white neighborhood is a lot more understanding of
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men dressing up in dresses let's put it that
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way. So the white neighborhood
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is more open
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to acting is your point. No.
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Like does Wesley Snipes when he's in Tu Wong
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Fu thanks for everything. Totally different thing and that's
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what Joe said too. But that's why I'm asking
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you why is that different? Because that is a
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movie about drag queens. Okay. What
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they're having these guys do is
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like come out for these bit
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roles wearing the dress and
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it's to make fun of them
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not to... So when Eddie Murphy does it it's
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fine. Did Eddie Murphy do it? Big
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Mama's house like although... Well
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he didn't do Big Mama's house. But the clumps.
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He plays eight women. I know but he plays
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he's playing as his kind of women and he
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did it to himself. Fine Martin Lawrence Big Mama's
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house. Well wasn't Martin
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Lawrence running down the street with a gun like
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15 years ago? Yes that was the story. I
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believe it was the freeway in Atlanta. Anyways.
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It writes itself. No I
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disagree with you guys 100%. I couldn't
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care less if they had talked about that. You can
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do your own research. I think the silence on the
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people that he talked about speaks
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volumes. I think in general.
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The people explain sorry. Well Kevin Hart hasn't
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come out with a whole you know opus
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about how... Well he... Cat Williams is a
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category like you want. He spoke on it.
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Did they? Yeah Kevin Hart did and
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I heard him saying that Cat Williams...
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He's a liar. Pretty much. Okay. Well
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I hope Cat Williams wasn't lying in
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this episode because someone said they'd listed some clips
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to me and that they
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thought Cat Williams was so defensive. Yes.
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I saw that more as Cat
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Williams didn't want to say
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things. Oh he seemed very
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very... Fear of reprisal. But
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I don't get it like you're gonna go...
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So he's willing to say all that on
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Shannon Sharpe's podcast which is... Which gets so
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many fucking views but he's not willing to
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say it on Joe's. I don't really understand...
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Maybe he got... Maybe something happened when he
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said it on Shannon's podcast. Maybe he got
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visited by the men in dresses. I
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thought hilarious a different side
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that you would not have expected to get from
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cat imagine that's how it is it's like the
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men in black but it's these two
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huge black guys they show up in
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dresses and convince you to got a
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polka dot dress with this all motherfucker
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sorry come over you saying you hope you
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like playing a white lady that
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would be the ultimate actually they
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did that yeah white chicks yeah
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you thought and they weren't wearing Joseph oh
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they were worried you guys
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think cat Williams is crazy I
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think he's eccentric as fuck okay I'll
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say that him not going on Rogan
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and kind of defending some of the
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things he said makes me question a
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little bit that Shannon sharp episode but
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it might have been just Rogan didn't
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want to talk about those things but
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why that would never stop from
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saying what he wanted to say you know I mean
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I fear for someone who's like I read
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books oh dude and but
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then is like a many
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books some of them up to
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200 a page I was like I was like
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I think he misspoke I
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think you
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want to be like cat that's
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most out look like don't give
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this guy the stand by 200 pages so these books
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are 100 to 200 pages long I would read 800
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books a week
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like Tai Lopez oh
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I'm standing here with my Bentley
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and all these books I read
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would only motherfucking books would
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you I've been gonna read all
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these books think he's a conspiracy
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theorist well
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I mean that listen everyone's a
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conspiracy theorist nowadays okay he's obviously
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super into like some things I
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really like well that's why you
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loved the talking about the emerald
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tablets that's Toss. Like,
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Simon, there's no way coming into this, there's
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zero percent chance coming into this you thought,
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Cat Williams is gonna go hard on
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like ancient civilization, space. No, that's not at
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all what I thought this was gonna be.
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Billy Carson. Do you know Billy Carson? Of
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course not. Billy Carson is like,
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I would even describe him. He's into
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all that ancient civilization stuff, but like
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Graham Hancock probably thinks Billy Carson is
14:28
crazy. Okay. He like
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takes it to a whole other level. Yeah. He
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was quoting Billy Carson directly in some of
14:35
this episode. That's always fun. Oh no, I
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mean, and I'm not saying I don't believe
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I'm just, he was super
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into that shit, obviously.
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I'd also say that I don't
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think Joe wants to trash comics because
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he had Kevin Hart on. Yeah. You
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know, like he, he, he, he doesn't want anyone to
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do that about comics. Well, no, it's the union, the
14:57
fraternity that you know what I mean? But we've
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seen it before. So then
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don't have cat Williams on, don't
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have cat Williams on two weeks
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after the biggest fucking uproar
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in comedy history
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ever, and then have them on
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to talk about ancient civilizations. It's
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like, it just, it don't make
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no sense. It's too predictable. I'm
15:19
just going to use it wrong every time I can.
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I don't know if you noticed before I said I'm
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finna gun, I'm finna going to
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do this. Yeah. It takes
15:28
the going to away. Yeah. It's
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like you're learning double negative. You're learning a new
15:33
language. I'm putting out. Yeah. I'm
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finna give it a try. You see, I did it again. Yeah. No,
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I'm finna give it a try. That works. It
15:41
always works. I finna try. I'm finna
15:43
give it a try. You're a winner. But even when you
15:45
get here, you're not getting it. It's not a good look
15:47
right now. Anywho
15:50
this is finna and looks at the only black words
15:53
in the room goes, I nail it. I'm not saying
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I did not like this
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episode. I very much like this episode at the
15:59
same time. If I'm Matt,
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I'm enraged by this. I was
16:03
enraged one who has no interest
16:05
in the ancient civilizations This episode
16:08
would in the rage me it
16:10
would in rage me. I would
16:12
be yelling at the motherfucking An
16:16
hour in an hour in I was like
16:18
someone get him a motherfucking cognac Get
16:23
this guy drunk like let's open the
16:25
floodgates come on I
16:27
was bummed. Yeah, right I definitely
16:29
I definitely got the impression that
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cat williams was constantly holding back
16:35
Well, even when he was talking crazy about
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the ancient civilizations He was holding back and
16:39
acting like joe if you don't know
16:41
what i'm talking about We
16:44
can't talk anymore. You know, what's weird
16:46
to me is that cat williams in his comedy is
16:48
like Very well
16:50
spoken. It's all like the jokes
16:52
are what does joe call it the economy
16:54
of words? Like he's very but when you on
16:57
this podcast, it was like talking to
16:59
parker I'll
17:02
probably edit that part out. But you know Do
17:04
you know you know how sometimes like Parker's
17:07
a bad example, but you know, sometimes someone will
17:09
be talking to you and they're like being so
17:11
cryptic But they think they think that you're on
17:13
the same page as them. That's
17:15
that's exactly what was happening here. Yeah
17:19
But it seemed like cat knew something that
17:21
he Could say could harm
17:23
him If
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I don't know and maybe that's just making the
17:28
air to seem like so i'm i'm not sure
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i'm understanding What you're saying
17:33
here entreneux Um, what
17:35
does that mean anymore? Are
17:37
you saying cat was holding back like
17:39
what's your stance here? I don't get
17:41
it Uh,
17:44
well, no, I would like everything cat to say is true
17:46
There is a god the aliens have come
17:49
here the pyramids were a power plant. There's
17:51
an illuminati I know but what's your stance
17:53
on like them not talking about anything else?
17:57
I mean because I just they don't joe
17:59
doesn't do that he's never
18:01
been on his show he didn't even
18:03
trash Donnell for Donnell
18:05
cutting all over the RZA or whatever
18:08
like being an interrupter he spared
18:10
him it's not his style true
18:12
to trash other comics so that
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wasn't gonna happen so Joe was
18:16
pretty much he was just
18:18
kind of calling out tech cuz Kat said
18:20
Joe doesn't want me on the podcast yeah
18:23
I want you on the podcast just to
18:25
show I don't want you on right but
18:27
we're not gonna talk about any we don't
18:30
shit on comics well in Joe's defense to
18:32
let's let's hold on in Joe shit on
18:34
comics but in Joe's not on rowing I
18:37
think it's also kind of a greasy move to
18:39
just be like bring him
18:41
in and try to do the same part
18:43
like I don't worry I
18:46
agree yeah so like to me I mean
18:48
I get what you're saying Simon you would
18:50
like Joe almost as a
18:52
friend of people to go hey what six
18:54
comics do you think aren't worth their salt
18:57
that I had all that you know what
18:59
I mean or maybe not that question but
19:01
I think he could take away anything said
19:03
about Rogan's crew which was only one comment
19:05
and focus on some of the other stuff
19:07
that was said maybe spend a little more
19:09
time on the dresses maybe talk about like
19:12
okay they're not gonna talk about Kevin Hart
19:14
I get that because they don't want to
19:17
but like who gives a fuck about Steve Harvey
19:19
who gives a fuck about Cedric the entertainer these
19:21
guys aren't real comedians they're not part of
19:23
that brotherhood you're not on black Twitter things
19:25
well and I mean Simon's right he just
19:27
goes race card on me did you see
19:30
what he did there go fuck yourself sorry
19:32
dude you're not on any
19:34
fucking color Twitter what's
19:36
funny is that like he acts like you
19:38
can't go on black Twitter no
19:41
I'm just saying it was big in a community
19:44
for the culture it was huge what was he
19:46
I don't know if my mom cat williams cat
19:48
Williams is Steve what
19:50
am I not seeing that was on black Twitter
19:52
though that contradicts what I just said
19:55
that it's none of like it's not
19:58
Joe's purview cuz he's white Also,
20:01
come on, he's never gonna have Steve
20:03
Harvey or Cedric the entertainer on. This
20:05
is what I'm saying. I understand when
20:07
he was on Willie
20:09
Dee's podcast, they talked
20:11
about it. And maybe the
20:13
one thing I'll give you, Joe could have asked
20:15
who were the unfunny comedians that are surrounding me.
20:17
Even when he's saying that it sounds... I wouldn't
20:19
have done that. It's not what I'm saying. He
20:22
could have picked some parts of that thing and
20:24
they could have had some fucking pretty meaningful discussions
20:26
about what was going on. Instead, it went in
20:28
a whole different direction. I liked it, but I
20:30
could see it. And whatever result came from that,
20:32
it would not make your life any better. I
20:35
also got the vibe that Kat... This did make
20:37
my life better. I also got the vibe that
20:39
Kat was like, you're one of the unfunny comedians.
20:43
He didn't seem to have a lot of respect for
20:46
Joe. Interesting. I'll back that shit.
20:48
Like, I think Kat just went on because
20:50
someone in his camp was like, if
20:52
you get an invite to the biggest podcast in the
20:54
world... You don't say no. Yeah, you kind of have
20:57
to go. He's given you the green light. For
20:59
sure, though, there was... Because if you think about...
21:01
You mentioned the Willy Dee. I'm sorry to cut
21:03
you off, Kamar. You mentioned the Willy Dee. Just
21:05
go back and watch that Willy Dee or Shannon
21:07
Sharp podcast. He seems much more open and friendly
21:10
and way more. Black Twitter. Yeah.
21:13
Maybe you're right, though. Maybe it was just having a
21:15
little bit of cognac. Maybe
21:18
just being so high and not
21:20
drinking just made him super introspective.
21:22
Who knows, man? I
21:25
don't think so. I think it was more... He
21:27
was just watching his words very carefully for whatever
21:29
reason. Maybe he thought Joe was going to try
21:31
and trap him and he was just like, who
21:34
knows? I don't know. They had never met. They're
21:36
not buddies. They never met.
21:38
Which is insane, right? No.
21:41
I think it's insane. If you're a successful
21:43
comedian, you should never
21:45
see comedians. He saw that
21:48
Joe had a dress ready. He was like, not
21:50
drinking any goddamn cognac. Nothing?
21:53
Okay. I'm
21:56
sorry. I'm just so annoyed by him. Though
22:00
not as you know you know morning radio
22:02
that wasn't playing your phone. How
22:07
did they know Mises read? They.
22:09
Always had to telescopes. A.
22:11
But there was a ratings of Mars being a
22:13
red planet before than. That I
22:15
don't know in this endeavor it looks right
22:17
like on a beer with no with no
22:19
light pollution. It. Shine
22:22
somewhat read may be and it's close
22:24
enough to as is neither. Maybe. Like
22:28
if you were in the desert and it was
22:30
the close as they get when you are i
22:32
your cottage cheese and see the nurse is not
22:34
the guess as to as though mercury man very
22:36
know what I'm saying no is it's one of
22:39
the closest to us and when I'm saying is
22:41
in the rotation where it's the closest to the
22:43
earth on a clear Ceo with your bare i
22:45
yeah you might be other than okay or that
22:47
that that's a that's a strike. On
22:50
how to strike as it I was saying.
22:52
That's what I think. That's my opinion. The
22:54
Rings of Saturn though. Like that's it's fucking
22:56
crazy. You think you'll never believe in God.
23:00
Will now because you to it We may see
23:02
that they knew bothering Assad him before they could
23:04
see the ring as yes yes that's that's crazy
23:06
right Are we have yes I know Jersey I'm
23:09
but again that's ipod like it's like Einstein I
23:11
the size in the black hole before they were
23:13
found one. Goes.
23:15
Back to the Romans. What?
23:17
Does? Mars. Being okay.
23:19
yeah that day. Because
23:21
Mars was there.of war. Fiery was because they were
23:24
seeing something read in the sky. So maybe you're
23:26
right, it was just air without all the light
23:28
pollution and shit like that. When it's in, it's
23:30
right or better whenever exactly what I'm saying. And
23:32
that had the right and on the right night.
23:35
And the right. Yeah, it would. In
23:37
a very dark sky where everything is one color
23:39
out on? I mean we know for certain that
23:42
is quite possible. We. Also know
23:44
for certain that lake. When
23:47
they take a picture of outer space. They.
23:49
Then make up the colors for hood
23:51
or snake. Well a guy told me
23:53
not lost sight on our Friday night.
23:56
That. they can see through a telescope
23:58
the moon lander Like
24:02
he can or that like with the
24:04
right can he said they can see
24:06
with the telescope the moon lander
24:08
and there's also near as they put up there
24:11
that reflect that doesn't surprise me
24:13
though come on like we see the moon. You
24:17
can almost see a crater of the moon from here you
24:19
know what I mean I know but that would just prove
24:21
the someone's been there. It's
24:23
pretty well yeah but it doesn't mean that they
24:25
went when they said they were and it also
24:27
doesn't mean that humans have ever gone they could
24:29
have just said a fucking. Thing
24:32
up there considering all the difficulties are having
24:34
in 2020 doing it I
24:37
just wonder how they got so lucky back then. I'm
24:40
just nailed it seven times in a row. When
24:44
Joe's ask about shadow governments and
24:47
he said a shadow government is no more difficult
24:49
to run than a normal government. Would
24:52
you have a sort of weird thing with the they
24:54
being super competent. Right
24:57
well we but that's the thing is like that's why I you
25:00
know. If you see true
25:02
to the I don't know I just that's
25:04
that's why I was saying to Simon a
25:06
couple years ago like I read this book
25:08
about conspiracies and the guy's whole point was
25:10
like conspiracies do exist. We
25:13
almost always find out about them takes
25:15
a little sometimes it takes a long time
25:17
but like most conspiracies come to light eventually.
25:20
The court cases through redacted statements
25:23
through whatever we eventually find out
25:26
so there are conspiracies yeah
25:28
the point was that there's like
25:30
every single conspiracy hear about is
25:32
not necessarily. It
25:36
doesn't give it you're saying
25:38
some of it is just dumb people doing stupid
25:40
things and not necessarily a conspiracy yeah and sometimes
25:42
just people making shit up just saying I think
25:44
that you know what I mean like it there
25:46
are conspiracies of course like the golf of talk
25:48
and we can. I
25:51
guess there are some that we don't find out about like Jeff
25:53
K we still don't really know. Well
25:56
I mean we know it's not what
25:58
they said. We
26:00
can all agree on that. Yeah. But again,
26:02
without fully knowing, like we don't, you know what I
26:04
mean? You'd think this far out, we'd
26:06
have all the pieces of the puzzle. I mean,
26:08
they have, I was just listening to a documentary.
26:10
They have a lot of pieces of the puzzle
26:12
now because a bunch of FOIA shit came through,
26:14
right? Like they can only hide things for 15
26:17
hours or whatever. Like it's pretty fucking, and this
26:19
is crazy. It's pretty
26:22
evident now, even to a
26:24
layman looking at the
26:27
proof they have that the
26:29
CIA killed John
26:32
F. Kennedy. That means that
26:36
their own country killed their own,
26:38
like that should be the
26:40
biggest story ever of all
26:42
time today. Today, if
26:44
they know that, if they found something
26:46
new and they know that your own
26:49
government killed your own president, like come
26:51
on, that is the, and
26:53
then you talk about freedom. I have
26:55
the freedom to say whatever I want,
26:57
but here, when we don't like
27:00
what our president's doing, we just kill them.
27:03
Oh, it does. That's you're right. It changes the whole
27:05
freedom talk. Fucking insane. Dude, that's insane.
27:07
What's crazy there though, is cause
27:09
we're way more free than they
27:12
are. We're not killing any of
27:14
our prime ministers. Kennedy was assassinated
27:16
and the narrative would have been Lee Harvey
27:18
Oswald. Like, I don't know how
27:20
many people at that time were thinking about second shooters
27:22
and stuff, except for the people involved. Nobody.
27:25
And then the Zapruder film came out
27:27
and that started it. So from that
27:29
point till, and like you
27:31
said, it's just been such a slow burn,
27:33
the release of that one. The CIA also
27:35
like, um, have
27:38
their, they have Oswald as their Patsy,
27:41
but they also have the whole
27:43
mob as their Patsy as well. Cause
27:46
that's what most people thought. Oh, the
27:48
mob killed JFK. That's a conspiracy. And
27:51
you're like, okay, well it is a conspiracy. And
27:53
then meanwhile, nope. You
27:55
know what I mean? Just people inside
27:57
our own government, not our
27:59
government. Their government. But that's a good example
28:01
too. Like conspiracy can also be created by
28:03
the government just to create the
28:05
narrative they want. Which they do all the
28:07
time. Matt, look at the UFO thing like
28:10
that. Remember I told you, um, for every,
28:12
for every, um,
28:17
like a government op,
28:20
there's a disinformation op that goes
28:22
with that op. That's just part
28:25
of the course of action. And
28:27
it has been for a long time in the United States,
28:30
but you're not saying like opposition or operation.
28:36
Yeah. Operation operation. I thought it was
28:38
going ops. Keep with the finish for
28:40
every op. There's a counter meaning that
28:42
there's people out there spreading misinformation about
28:44
every operation that they do just to
28:46
make sure that if somebody
28:49
gets caught, they can say that they're crazy. Like
28:51
there's all sorts of reasons, but cats.
28:54
Sure. There's aliens. Sure. They've been here. Sure.
28:56
They built the pyramids. I
28:58
thought it was interesting too. How, when,
29:00
um, Joe was
29:02
like doing his bit about, uh, from
29:05
the beginning of the cell phone with Michael Douglas
29:07
and cat was like, whoa, no, no, no.
29:10
Someone on a CB would care to disagree with you. And do you
29:12
ever remember as a kid, I haven't walkie talkies. Of
29:15
course, it's the best. It was good. So
29:18
it's not such a stretch the
29:20
phone all of a sudden. No,
29:23
you, we could have had, had this sort of communication long ago.
29:27
If everyone had their own CB and
29:29
then you start a thread. Yeah. You just
29:31
phone somebody and then put the walkie talkie right up
29:33
to the, um, just speaking of
29:35
pyramids for
29:37
a sec, cause I was watching something on or listening
29:40
to something they were talking about all
29:42
the, um, so in, in,
29:45
let's just take Egypt. Okay. In
29:47
Egypt, there's the, whatever the 15
29:49
pyramids that we know about. And
29:52
then there's something like a presumed another, who
29:55
knows, 50, a hundred pyramids buried
29:57
underground. Okay. That they're just. Buried
30:00
by time in South
30:03
America there's like
30:06
some crazy number like ten
30:09
thousand twenty twenty thousand whatever how many
30:11
thousand pyramids that are buried beneath the
30:14
Jungle there is pyramids that they're finding all
30:16
just all over the place and we're not
30:18
talking in Like
30:21
the rainforest you're talking about like
30:23
thousands and thousands of pyramids It
30:27
would totally make sense if those
30:29
things were energy conductors Mm-hmm.
30:33
It just seems to me like it's like
30:35
exactly what Tesla said they were building these
30:37
things to harness energy we
30:39
see these four giant ones in Egypt
30:43
and You don't even think
30:45
of them like that because how could
30:47
this one thing power enough of the
30:50
desert? You know what I'm saying, but
30:52
it wasn't it was these networks of
30:54
pyramids and they happen everywhere you find
30:56
pyramids This is just
30:59
interesting and like you say how
31:01
stupid it be that these people were just building
31:03
a mon Mausoleum, well, we
31:05
know that's not true. Like that's
31:07
that's another that's what you were taught as
31:10
a kid. Mm-hmm King Tut that was up
31:12
to they wanted a tomb. Thank you. Mona
31:14
Lisa Well, my mom leaves them
31:16
is the right thing too. Yeah, it's not
31:18
you're not wrong with mausoleum Yeah, and I'm
31:20
just dead. We don't have with us quit.
31:22
So we never gonna know we finished it
31:25
We know that for a fact that that
31:27
is not true and they're in complete disrepair
31:30
And they're in I don't know what that has to
31:32
do with anything Well, it could have a chemical reaction
31:34
or something that it actually does what it does with
31:37
the lime and the gold on the top Oh, what
31:39
are you saying is in it? In
31:41
its purest form it could have like harnessed the
31:43
Sun. Yeah, we don't whatever we don't understand I
31:46
think that probably has more to do with what
31:48
was going on inside the pyramid. Sure. I But
31:51
I could be wrong. What do I know? I
31:54
always just assumed the outside was shiny like that so you
31:56
could see it from a long way away But you're right.
31:58
It might be to conduct some sort of energy Who
32:00
fucking knows the capstone which they can't
32:02
find those top pieces of the pyramid
32:05
that could have been some over gold weren't
32:07
they well, we don't what do we fucking
32:09
know the same people who tell us those
32:11
were gold Matt or the same people who
32:13
Tell you that they're mizana
32:16
lelums That
32:19
their crypts, you know, yeah, well, maybe the
32:21
cap was the key to the whole thing well,
32:23
that's interesting because the guy
32:25
who built the coral
32:28
castle he Said
32:31
he harnessed the power of the pyramids and he
32:33
did everything from that little black box that people
32:35
saw him using So maybe it was something along
32:38
the same lines but
32:40
they know like inside the The
32:42
Great Pyramid of Giza. I like I like how
32:45
he like I Was
32:47
gonna show you ruffled through like he had
32:49
like prepared like a folder. Yeah, like all
32:51
let me let me just check my nose
32:54
Let me check my murderer's dribbles here
32:56
real quick raw something for you pyramid
33:01
Yeah, it has like a
33:03
thing and then there's weird little
33:05
corridor things that run like all
33:07
the way It
33:10
you can't walk through them. Well, you can but
33:12
it's like insane You know what? I mean, you're
33:15
bending over no normal person would those aren't meant
33:17
for people to walk through It's meant for something
33:19
totally different But if man if we were a
33:21
lot shorter back then couldn't you walk through it
33:23
a little easier? Like if everyone was four feet
33:26
does that change everything? Well, that would change some
33:28
of the Which
33:30
makes it even crazier that they're using those
33:32
giant stones Matt if everybody's only four feet
33:34
and they're lifting stones that were 100
33:37
tons. Yes and no, but what if what if just
33:40
like apes we were a lot stronger, too Yeah,
33:42
like what if as we got taller like the
33:44
weapon Yama's of the world like we just stretch
33:46
out, right? I think that could like we're like
33:48
ants You know what? I mean? We're we used
33:50
to be able to carry five times our weight,
33:52
but we were a lot sturdier and smaller can
33:54
carry like a hundred I get it, but I'm
33:57
not like I was just making a comparison I
34:00
was going to say is these shafts, like
34:02
the King shaft or whatever, the Queen shaft
34:04
that runs up the middle of the shaft
34:06
shaft, running up
34:08
the middle of that pyramid. Uh, nobody
34:10
walks up that. Even if you were four feet,
34:12
it's like, it's not meant to
34:15
go through in that way. You know, anyway,
34:17
maybe I'm wrong. Who knows? Well,
34:20
I don't think we'll ever get the answers. Unfortunately.
34:22
We might on this one. Really?
34:24
You believe you're going to get your shaft
34:26
answer at some point in your life. Yes.
34:28
Here's what I think. Underneath the paw of
34:30
the Sphinx is a chasm. They
34:33
know this for a fact that
34:36
has always been rumored to be where
34:40
they were storing like not Alexandria's
34:42
library, but storing secret
34:44
stuff about the pyramids and they know
34:46
it's there. They're
34:49
just not allowed to go into it. So one day when, um,
34:53
whatever that guy's name is in Egypt, uh,
34:55
you know, who's going to get in? Ricky
34:57
had us. I don't remember his name, but,
34:59
um, you know who's going to get in there? Bin
35:04
Salman. Who's been Salman?
35:07
The Saudi. Do you think
35:09
he's the most powerful man in the world? Probably. Everybody
35:12
goes to for advice. No, the money
35:14
guy, not the advice
35:16
guy. Muhammad bin Salman. That's the same
35:18
thing. Sure. Okay. That's the same thing. The point
35:20
is he has all the money in
35:23
the world. He could easily go to Egypt
35:25
to be like, listen, we'll
35:27
give you a hundred billion
35:29
dollars as a country. You really
35:31
fix up a lot of infrastructure. We're going in there.
35:33
I could see that happening. Well, again, so there you
35:36
go. More to my points. We will find out that
35:39
we can't do it. We'll get there that we can't do
35:41
it. And inside that paw
35:43
underneath the paw of the thing. And the
35:45
chasm is the key. I think is the
35:48
key to what the pyramids are for. It's
35:50
all right there waiting for us. I
35:54
was like fucking Capone's bunker. You
35:56
just get down and just fuck.
35:58
There's Jimmy Hoffa's. carried underneath the
36:00
paws of the Sphinx, nothing else. For
36:03
all those so bummed. Fuck. Nothing
36:05
else. He would say though that
36:08
they killed Tesla. Yeah. He
36:10
wasn't, he was holding back there, which
36:12
is just crazy if that's true. Well
36:15
don't you assume that they killed Tesla?
36:17
I don't even know anything about Tesla.
36:19
Oh I told, listen, we know that
36:21
they made his name into mud. Exactly.
36:24
A-la Oppenheimer. A-la
36:26
Oppenheimer. Have you seen it? They made his name into
36:28
mud? You know
36:31
you're believing a Hollywood
36:33
movie. You don't
36:36
know how it's true. No, I'm believing me
36:38
growing up what I was taught in school and
36:40
the name Tesla was never mentioned in science or
36:42
anything. What were you taught about Oppenheimer in
36:45
school? I was just going to say, to be honest,
36:47
when I watched the movie I didn't know anything about
36:49
the communist shit period. I was just like, this guy
36:51
created the bomb. Yeah, that's all I knew. So I
36:54
didn't know that his name had been dragged through the
36:56
mud until I saw the film. That
36:58
name got dragged through the mud? No,
37:00
for real? I've never heard
37:03
people say bad things about Oppenheimer. Yeah, the
37:05
whole thing is that he had
37:07
Q level clearance to build the bomb. And
37:10
then once he was done building the bomb, the
37:12
US government, there was a guy in the
37:14
government that was like, he had made a slight,
37:17
like he had made a comment that everyone had laughed at the
37:19
guy. So this guy made it like
37:21
his life's work to ruin Oppenheimer. So
37:23
once he's done building the bomb, this
37:25
guy makes sure that he loses his
37:27
Q clearance and that like in the
37:29
record, it says that he was a
37:32
communist and he was sympathizing with commies.
37:35
And I swear to you, you had never heard. I never
37:37
heard that before. Yeah, me neither. And if
37:39
that's a smear campaign against somebody in history, they
37:41
did a real poor job of it. Well, yes,
37:43
and then she mentioned the same breath as Einstein,
37:45
but it's not. He's
37:48
never, you never learned about him. Kumar's point
37:50
is that this guy's, this guy's genius was
37:52
on the level of Einstein. And
37:55
like he's saying, you only hear
37:57
about that, you know, he created the bomb and the
37:59
bomb killed a lot of people. And he said that
38:01
Bhagavita verse, but the only thing you know about them.
38:04
Yeah, which is funny because again, he gets
38:06
quoted with saying that and it's actually from,
38:08
it's a Sanskrit quote
38:11
from the Bhagavita. Yeah. Bhagavita
38:13
Bhagavita. The Bhagavita? There's
38:19
no way Atlantis doesn't exist.
38:24
Well, that's a weird, but that's a weird thing. Like if you, no,
38:26
because all you're saying is at some point
38:28
in time, someone said, I'm going to make
38:30
up a thing called Atlantis. Yeah. And start
38:32
telling people it existed. Yeah. What I'm saying
38:34
is I, it's not crazy. It makes sense.
38:37
And everything on earth is here.
38:39
It's still here. It's Bhagavad
38:42
Gita. Bhagavad Gita. I
38:45
knew it was two different words. Bhagavad.
38:47
That's it. Bhagavad Gita. Yeah.
38:52
Kamar. Like the earth is still the earth.
38:56
Meaning what? Well, what I'm saying is
38:58
like if 10,000 years ago you called like
39:01
Mesopotamia is a good example, we don't call it
39:03
Mesopotamia anymore, do we? No, we call it like
39:06
Iran and Iraq. Precisely. It
39:08
doesn't mean that the area known as... Atlantis
39:10
could be Quebec. Precisely. Yes. That's
39:12
all I'm saying. I'm sure
39:14
Atlantis is not Quebec, but yes. And what
39:16
are you saying? You're saying Atlantis definitely exists
39:18
because we can find it on a map.
39:21
No, more like the idea of it. Where
39:24
did that come from? I mean, it
39:26
was a language thing.
39:29
It literally comes from one person. Jesus.
39:33
Atlantis. No, it's like
39:35
Socrates or one of those guys. So
39:40
great. Okay,
39:46
well, that's too much to say there. The more you
39:48
know, the more you find out how little you know.
39:51
Yeah. There was always
39:54
a time where I'd say if I knew...
39:58
If me then knew what I know...
40:00
now I'd kill it me then knew
40:02
what I know now fucking the end
40:04
chromagna man over here come
40:06
on you know what because I host
40:08
so much trivia I've realized that like even the smartest
40:10
person in the world has a by
40:13
and large has a pretty narrow like
40:19
skill set not skill set
40:21
knowledge base maybe something that's what
40:23
I'm looking for yeah well
40:28
you doesn't care well what no I'm trying to say is I wish
40:30
I knew I wish I knew what I knew when I was 25
40:32
now no you wish
40:35
when you were 25 you knew what you know no
40:37
I know that's what you normally say but I'm actually
40:40
whoever that guy was way better than me at living life
40:43
just yeah you know what I was
40:45
killing it yeah and I would like
40:47
to know what I knew then now
40:49
yeah so
40:52
sorry it was Plato and
40:55
Plato never saw Atlantis Plato heard about
40:57
Atlantis from like his grandfather who talked
40:59
to like pity the elder who you
41:01
know what I mean it was such
41:03
a weird
41:05
way that we know about this in the
41:08
first place I'm stupid
41:11
you guys but did you know that American made
41:13
in Mexico and took Texas yeah
41:16
isn't that the whole but that's what it is
41:18
but I never knew that America
41:20
in Vegas I'm looking for
41:22
the the the Alamo the
41:24
Alamo yeah there's not it
41:26
did the Mexican-American war yeah Texas was part
41:29
of Mexico I think is right on the
41:31
border and they went on their ass I
41:33
mean back when they were separating
41:36
countries that's I was
41:38
in California also part of Mexico they
41:40
weren't separating they were taking well a
41:42
new Mexico was probably part of Mexico
41:44
now that would make sense but yeah
41:46
to bring it back to cat
41:48
he was talking about First Nations and
41:50
it is really a shame the way we've
41:53
treated First Nations in general around the world
41:55
had they been like revered
41:58
revered Knowledge
42:00
that they may know along these other paths if
42:02
he's like aren't all of us First Nations in
42:04
a way No, I don't want to
42:06
get tight to him like that. But just what they know like about
42:08
no, I'm just don't shake your head I'm
42:11
getting real technical here Like we're all
42:13
from people that were but our first people
42:15
are we not oh, you're not first nations
42:17
to hear No, what I'm saying though is
42:19
like everyone like I get what he's
42:22
saying Your tradition stories are
42:24
different than theirs. Yeah, of course. So you're
42:26
both interesting. No, I'm not as interesting No,
42:28
no, you know, I was trying to be
42:30
nice But
42:33
yeah, I mean it's been squandered but hopefully
42:35
there's something but That's
42:37
a missing piece for sure maybe
42:40
Aztecs to our first
42:42
nations to Borneo
42:45
or whatever Well, that's
42:47
that's that's a weird. That's hilarious to me. Just
42:49
speaking of that is like the
42:53
Indians in the south South
42:56
America Central America Southern
42:58
America We're
43:00
all building massive fucking
43:03
complexes, but not our natives
43:05
up here. We were Killing
43:07
each other and riding horses, you know what I
43:09
mean? These were the same people. They just migrated
43:12
from one place to the other Maybe
43:14
there are less stones up here. I Highly
43:17
well, they did migrate but they did
43:19
it almost like invisibly It probably Matt
43:21
and I'm just thinking off the top
43:23
of my head here had to do
43:25
with the ice melt I
43:28
was just gonna say winter in general.
43:30
We have so much more hidden still
43:32
up here probably under the snow Nobody
43:34
even forget that wouldn't you not would you not like if
43:37
you can't work on something year-round? Like
43:40
if you know something is gonna take 50 years
43:42
to build But then you're like,
43:44
well if we can only do it for three four months of the
43:46
year It's
43:48
gonna take 150 years you might not
43:50
even bother I hear what you're saying We're
43:52
assuming that it took them that long to
43:54
build that we don't know that okay The
43:56
weirdest is the Inuit because one thing we
43:59
kept saying is like First Nations
44:01
and not just one
44:03
in particular, always, he said, we're always
44:05
in the right spot. They're
44:08
always in a good climate. But
44:11
how are those people living? Because
44:14
you said, if it's not good here, we'll just move
44:16
to another place. We don't have buildings or anything. But
44:18
people stayed in the Arctic and just lived
44:20
in ice. Not a lot of
44:22
people, let's be fair. It's not like the
44:25
populations of the Arctic are the same as
44:27
the populations of the – Well,
44:29
maybe what you're saying is right,
44:31
though, Kumar. Maybe, however many years
44:33
ago, when it wasn't so much ice
44:36
up here, there
44:38
are very good spots along ley lines,
44:40
just like there are in Central America
44:42
in the hot climates. But when
44:44
the – after
44:47
cataclysms and things change, you get
44:49
some people who want to stay
44:51
in their native place. But most
44:53
of them will venture to somewhere
44:56
warmer. I just don't
44:58
know why you'd want to stay in the snow. It's
45:00
because you have no knowledge of what –
45:03
you think the whole planet's like that. You've
45:05
got it, right? And it
45:07
melts a bit in the summer, but it's always snow. You
45:09
have to – the whole planet is ice. No, I –
45:12
Or you'd move. I don't know. Or
45:14
you're saying to honor your
45:16
relatives. That's right. You know what
45:18
I'm saying? And it's harder and harder to
45:21
get people to stay to honor because it's
45:23
fucking freezing. So you end up with a
45:25
much smaller group of devotees who are –
45:27
No, but it's a good question. Like, what
45:29
makes home home? Like, we get
45:32
attached to bullshit,
45:35
which makes – you know, like when you're
45:37
like, oh, I miss home, it's usually just – It's
45:39
food and shelter. No, it's not – no,
45:41
it's like, what's the word I'm looking for? It's like superfluous
45:43
stuff. It's like, you know, oh, I miss – like, yes,
45:45
you miss your family and your friends. And
45:48
I'm saying history is what makes home, to answer
45:50
your question. Sure, fine. So if you're an
45:52
Inuit – Yeah. I'm just saying,
45:54
okay, if you're an Inuit and your people 10,000
45:56
years ago had pyramids – that
46:00
weren't buried beneath the ice in... I
46:04
think it's going back to the pyramids.
46:06
Oh, I'm just saying, or whatever it
46:08
is, some giant structure that your ancestors
46:10
built to honor your homeland on
46:13
a ley line because it's there because
46:15
it's a massive energy source. You
46:19
might wanna stay in that place to honor your
46:21
people. And even though
46:23
you can't get to that pyramid anymore, there
46:26
are still some diehards who are like, there
46:28
is power that comes from this piece of
46:30
land and we're
46:32
gonna stay here and we're gonna keep fucking
46:34
living here, waiting for the day when that
46:36
fucking... Keep our pyramids. And
46:38
we get to go back to our,
46:41
you know, I don't know. I'm just, otherwise
46:43
I'm with you, Kumar. Why on fucking earth
46:45
would you stay there? If you're an Inuit,
46:48
why do you not just migrate a little
46:50
bit down? I'm
46:53
not saying you have to go to California. Because
46:55
they don't think there's any place to go. I
46:57
don't believe that at all. You're insinuating that fucking
46:59
Inuit people are stupid. No, but you forget that
47:01
it could be. You don't think that
47:04
they have origin stories of
47:08
like anywhere past four
47:10
miles away from their house? No, but I think it would
47:12
be a little bit further than that. I think you're forgetting
47:14
too though, that like if you're hunkered down, if the people
47:16
you're... So let's say you're born,
47:18
okay? Your family's Inuit, you're born way
47:20
up north. They
47:23
have a skill set that they teach you
47:25
that's very specific to that area. So
47:28
like it might be very difficult
47:30
for you to migrate you know,
47:32
2000 kilometers south, where all
47:35
of a sudden now you have to hunt a different
47:37
set of animals. I would
47:39
be very interested to talk to an
47:41
elder Inuit person. Any
47:44
elder indigenous
47:46
person from around the world, that's what I was trying to say.
47:49
There's a lot out there that is just... I
47:53
don't know if they've all been marginalized, but like
47:55
the abuse that we did to ours, along
47:59
the way like making deals. to fuck them over
48:01
than the trying to take away from the
48:03
family. Well, they've definitely been marginalized by us
48:06
as like North America. And we know that
48:08
in America, they just killed them all. Well,
48:11
the same way they did up here. Well, here there's
48:13
sort of an idea that we made a deal with
48:15
them. It was,
48:17
it was, it was a mutual, it worked out. It
48:20
wasn't just a slaughter takeover, but it
48:23
was sort of genocide in that. Oh, ours was.
48:25
We just, damn it. We just, but Americans actually
48:27
just killed them all. I get it. Yeah. I
48:29
mean, the Oklahoma land grab, if you've ever looked
48:31
into it as fucking wild, but we,
48:33
I mean, we just blanketed it with, no
48:36
pun intended, with treaties that we broke
48:39
left, right and center. That's the deal.
48:41
Yeah. That's what I'm saying. And then
48:43
even Cortez was the one who took
48:45
out the Aztecs. Like this isn't an
48:47
isolated thing. But when you look at
48:49
our history, like Rockefeller
48:52
history, the Aztecs, the
48:56
Mayans, these were all bloodthirsty savages,
48:58
just like our own native. That's
49:00
the narrative. The story is the
49:03
same fucking everywhere, man. Anywhere that's
49:05
not us white people,
49:08
not white people, but us, you know,
49:10
um, European.
49:14
It is ironic because we are
49:16
bloodthirsty savages. Yeah. The
49:19
worst of them. Especially you, you filthy
49:22
Jew. We pollute more. Uh,
49:24
I'm not, I'm not even white. They
49:27
hit the moon with a rocket and
49:29
white. Uh, I said that with that
49:31
kind of venom for you. White boy,
49:33
white boy, Matt. That's
49:35
what I'm going to call you from now on. Sorry.
49:40
What come our rocket moon? They shut a rocket into
49:42
the moon. And yeah, that's smart. Apparently
49:46
it rang like a bell for three
49:48
days. Have you ever heard that? No.
49:52
That's interesting though. Well, we've always heard that the
49:54
moon is hollow. Has not always been. No,
49:57
no. Was it post-sulka?
50:00
was Pasulka, Aion Rogan, who was talking about
50:02
the astronauts hearing that music in outer
50:04
space. You'll have to read the book,
50:06
Joe. That one? No. I think
50:08
so. Pasulka was just on. She was
50:10
the religious scholar,
50:13
alien lady. Oh yeah,
50:15
her. You were talking about the lady who said
50:17
that Russia and the Cold War was the whole
50:19
alien thing. Get the sultry voice. That's
50:22
actually really interesting stuff because
50:25
that's... Save
50:27
it for the trivia. They
50:29
seem to both support Elon.
50:31
Okay. I wasn't sure, but it kind
50:33
of seemed like Kat was taking underhand shots
50:35
at... Yeah. Kat kept being like our
50:38
little friend over there doing the Tassaun monkeys.
50:40
You're not sure. I don't think... Joe
50:43
kind of distanced himself too where he
50:45
was like, yeah, this guy is doing
50:47
crazy stuff over there, huh? Putting implants
50:49
and monkeys and... Well, it is interesting,
50:51
right? Joe pouts Elon's fucking... Sucks his
50:53
dick till the cows come in.
50:56
Whoa. And you
50:58
saw that stat that they've killed like
51:00
1400 monkeys already just trying to
51:03
do... I just made that 1400. You
51:05
know the old saying, you got to
51:07
crack a few monkey skulls if you want to. I
51:10
started it. Yeah. You know? Yeah, you
51:12
have to break a few monkey skulls to make it
51:14
all more. But like,
51:16
nobody talks about that shit. All
51:19
this monkey killing. Well,
51:21
let me ask you just the hypothetical,
51:24
you don't care? What are you going to
51:26
say? If
51:29
at the end, neurolink couldn't cure all
51:31
sorts of incurable diseases, people can walk
51:33
again, all that sort of shit, how
51:36
many monkeys is it worth frying up? I say
51:38
test them on convicts. So
51:42
human trials on people who
51:44
are going to death. Okay. Except
51:47
the ones that are there wrongly accused. What do you call that? Death
51:50
row. Death row. No, Kamar, like we said,
51:52
you got to break a few monkey skulls to make an
51:54
omelet. I'm sure we did say that. We mentioned the monkey
51:56
skulls a few moments ago. Were you
51:59
not listening? I mean, Matt's self
52:01
evident, Matt. Of course he wasn't listening.
52:03
It wasn't him talking. Yeah. Camar,
52:07
I like the, I kind of like that because
52:09
you could say you could, it's the best. You
52:11
could be like, listen, you're on death row. We
52:15
can hook up to this thing and you can
52:17
be like on a beach all day. It
52:20
might not end up that way, but- Did
52:22
we mention the break a few monkeys skull?
52:24
Yeah. We
52:27
have to put something in your anus. Yeah. You're
52:30
going to be shitting Zinn for a month,
52:32
but- What about you just volunteers? If
52:35
there's people who say they want to go to Mars, they're
52:37
so as, yeah, I'll hug me up.
52:40
Oh, you're right, for sure. Maybe
52:42
that's the fucking thing they don't want you
52:44
to know is that if you swallow one
52:46
Zinn, you shit out four. Oh
52:48
yeah, that's how they get Zinn. That's
52:50
how it's- It's like Oompa Loompa Mine.
52:54
Yeah, that's how it started, yeah. Tiny little
52:56
children in Russia, shitting out- They just don't
52:58
want you to know that's the dirty Zinn
53:01
secret. Kind of like that cat coffee, the
53:04
coffee and the cat shit. They're
53:07
like, that's why the first flavor was coffee and
53:09
only coffee. If you knew where your Zinn came
53:11
from, you would never eat one again. Or you
53:13
would love it. Be
53:15
a smaller sect of people. Still
53:17
very popular, but smaller. Oh,
53:20
I miss monkey piss. Oh. No,
53:27
coconut jizz, that's it. Coconut
53:29
jizz? Remember Robert California? Remember
53:32
they start, so the guys in the warehouse
53:34
win the lottery and then they go and
53:36
they start an energy drink. Yeah, for gay
53:38
people. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, we had
53:41
two flavors and he's
53:43
like, one is coconut piss, or that's a
53:45
coconut piss. And
53:48
he's like, don't drink it. And he takes a sip and he's like,
53:50
oh, it's light on the coconut. No,
53:54
but then later on, like 15 episodes
53:56
later, Robert California takes a sip of one and
53:58
he goes. I don't know why they
54:00
got rid of original. Anyway,
54:04
sorry, Kumar. Coconut piss.
54:08
He was talking about just constant
54:10
scripture and stories, and there was
54:12
one where, I guess
54:14
the sheep was
54:17
the best. And
54:19
at a time, the sheep will turn to the
54:21
goat. Oh yeah, I get it. Yeah. That
54:24
was interesting. Which could just be reverse engineered to
54:26
work out, but sounds super cool again. There's
54:29
almost echoes of Jordan Peterson in him, and
54:32
how Jordan Peterson is religious, but seems to
54:34
be level-headed in deciphering
54:36
what they said in the Bible and scripture
54:38
and stuff. But as he said, there's the
54:40
emerald tablets, there's so many other books. The
54:44
book of Enoch. I'm
54:47
just picturing Jordan Peterson doing Cat
54:49
Williams stand up. It's
54:52
called Death. And it was so
54:54
weird where he's like, yeah, I can't do Cat Williams'
54:56
voice, but they tried to keep the black man out
54:58
of the Bible. He's like, you
55:00
know, the book of Enoch, Joe. No,
55:03
I'm pretty sure all the Bible is about
55:05
black people. Everybody down there was dark-skinned. Yeah,
55:07
not a white person in the Bible. Do
55:09
they mention any colour in the Bibles? No.
55:11
Well, I'm pretty sure in the
55:13
St. John, no, the, what's
55:16
the newest one, the St. James Bible, they refer to Jesus as
55:18
white, and
55:22
then they make all their effigies in white. Like, I think
55:24
it's at that point where this
55:26
whole, they whitewash the whole thing, you know, but
55:28
what do I know? What do I
55:30
know? And he kept talking about
55:32
how there's patterns in design because he
55:34
obviously believes in God. And the best
55:36
one is, and it's totally
55:38
Cat Williams, is that as food goes bad,
55:41
it gets better. Well,
55:43
that is interesting. It was super interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:45
But wait, just, we'll come back to that food for
55:47
in a sec. Let's just go back to the goat
55:49
for a sec, okay? Because as he was
55:51
saying that, so then you have Baphomet, right? Yeah. Who's
55:54
the goat God? Yeah. Transgender. All...
55:58
Transgender. So that's what he said. all
56:00
mixed in with the devil. And
56:04
then you hear the stories about, um,
56:06
uh, about
56:08
the garden of Eden and
56:10
how the snake was actually knowledge, not,
56:13
and they flipped the whole script around
56:15
to make it seem like the snake
56:18
was the bad guy and the, and,
56:20
um, and now they
56:22
have the eagle as the good guy and the
56:24
snake is the bad guy, but really it's reversed.
56:27
I mean, that just seems like another Rockefeller
56:30
whitewash on history. You know what I'm
56:32
saying? And now we think the snake
56:34
is bad and we think the, um,
56:36
what was Kat talking about? No, no,
56:38
not the eagle. Kat was talking about,
56:40
uh, oh, the goat, just
56:43
all these, um,
56:45
important, uh, idols
56:47
or whatever you want to call them. And
56:51
our history of it in the
56:53
last hundred years is totally wrong just
56:55
based on like a, a
56:58
spin that's, that's somebody, I don't want to
57:00
name any names Rockefeller wanted to put on
57:02
it. You know, I want to
57:04
name any names. Well,
57:08
that's your outcome. Um, and
57:10
then you start, sorry. And then you
57:12
start like Oppenheimer, um, uh, Einstein
57:17
who it turns out as a fraud.
57:20
Um, just all these guys and
57:22
all this history we know is
57:24
a total fucking scam. It's
57:27
a farce. It's a goddamn farce. It really
57:29
is a farce. All these people that we,
57:31
and all these stories that we've been told,
57:34
um, Napoleon was only five
57:36
foot. He was a little pussy. You know,
57:38
he was a normal size guy who wasn't
57:43
a pussy at all. No, I'm just saying
57:45
like, Napoleon was a five foot pussy. Every,
57:48
everything they tell us is
57:50
not necessarily a lie, but
57:53
like definitely warp to fit
57:56
their, their, their story better. You
57:58
know? Oh,
58:00
that's great. No,
58:05
you're right. Yeah, man. Rockefeller's. And then every
58:07
year that goes by, you know,
58:09
not every year, but when I was a
58:12
kid, Napoleon was
58:14
a five foot pussy and 40 years
58:16
later, which really isn't that much
58:19
time. He's
58:21
fucking Joe Quinn Phoenix. You know what I mean?
58:23
Like fucking
58:26
Joe Quinn Phoenix. Next
58:30
thing you know, this guy's fucking Joe Quinn Phoenix.
58:32
He's a normal sized guy. Back to our whole,
58:34
How do we know that? Back to
58:36
our whole, what's it called? Um, Christopher
58:39
Columbus, you know, like for
58:41
our whole life, that was the guy. He was
58:43
amazing. He, and in the past 10 years
58:45
we find out, no, this, that was a lie
58:47
too. You know, you're right. We
58:50
won't be alive to see most of
58:52
this stuff because
58:57
a hundred years just isn't enough time. But
59:00
if you live 200 years, now
59:02
you start to really see through the, you start
59:04
to feel back hurt. And maybe that's why we
59:06
can only live a hundred years. Cause if they
59:08
let us live the amount of time we were
59:10
supposed to live, you'd start
59:12
to see all the shams. They can't
59:14
hide things over a hundred years. They
59:16
can't hide things more than like two
59:18
generations. You know, no, I'm being serious
59:21
here. I'm not shaking my head. Totally.
59:23
That totally makes sense. So let's put
59:25
phthalates into everything. Let's make sure people
59:28
get hooked on things that are going
59:30
to kill them. Like phonics. Well,
59:33
phonics is a huge problem. I was
59:35
thinking more like tobacco or drugs or
59:37
whatever. Let's
59:39
make sure that everybody dies long before
59:41
let's ban all the things that could
59:44
keep them alive, the stem
59:46
cells, the this, the that, all the things Joe
59:48
Rogan wants to do, but has to go to
59:50
Panama to do them. Imagine that was the
59:52
case. It's all to make sure
59:54
that we can't see two generations or three generations. Generations
1:00:00
from now and then
1:00:02
we have to trust history, right? And we
1:00:04
know that they fuck history up But if
1:00:06
you could go and talk to your great
1:00:08
great grandmother and ask her how shit really was
1:00:10
you'd probably get the real story Dude, I
1:00:12
just busted something wide open here man Come
1:00:15
on. How much more you got if before
1:00:19
like back to Oppenheimer How
1:00:23
would people say if the world
1:00:25
could be ending What
1:00:27
do you mean? I like I remember for sure
1:00:29
in the 80s It
1:00:31
was Russia America. These were like a
1:00:34
the whole world could blow up.
1:00:36
Yeah before Oppenheimer What
1:00:40
was the shear thing what's the what's the
1:00:42
biggest consequence it was war? Oh, no, it
1:00:44
would have been religious people that the Exactly
1:00:48
that that would be the the end of the world would
1:00:50
be that Cuz I think people have
1:00:52
always said the end of the world
1:00:55
or things are gonna get bad I was working
1:00:57
some guy who's like 50 years old. No, he's
1:00:59
old in that he's old like wait, I'm 50
1:01:01
He's like, I can't believe
1:01:03
I have grandchildren. They're not gonna see it
1:01:05
in the world But I think this is
1:01:07
a constant thing because especially once you get
1:01:10
older and you don't understand The
1:01:12
pop culture the social media everything you everyone
1:01:14
always thinks oh, we're doomed And
1:01:17
it's just it's just a cycle in the paradox of
1:01:19
life that you never get to know you were wrong
1:01:22
and it's Keith's keeps chucking and things get
1:01:24
better and every time people like This
1:01:27
you know when a remote control Everyone's
1:01:30
gonna give it fat or whatever What
1:01:32
was the food thing? The
1:01:34
food thing was just as it gets bad. It
1:01:36
gets better. I think about so
1:01:38
what was he saying about this? No, he
1:01:40
was like milk goes bad milk goes bad.
1:01:42
It becomes cheese. Yeah, great grapes go bad.
1:01:44
They become raisins He was saying,
1:01:46
you know that you go bad and you
1:01:49
must become something better the potato goes bad.
1:01:51
It makes vodka. Yeah Yeah, you know everything
1:01:53
goes bad and become good because even mold
1:01:55
is good, right in in an abundance It
1:01:57
depends in an abundance that you don't need
1:01:59
any thing but we decided to
1:02:01
commercialize it somewhere online and he also said
1:02:03
that sorry in an abundance that you don't
1:02:05
need anything what does that mean no
1:02:08
he was saying we have so much shit
1:02:10
that stuff went bad and through that stuff
1:02:12
going bad but that's not really what it
1:02:14
was I mean we had no refrigeration forever
1:02:17
some booze is a happy mistake booze
1:02:20
is definitely having mistake booze came along like
1:02:22
a month thousands of years I would imagine
1:02:25
most of those things are just happy miss
1:02:27
yes you leave your milk out too long
1:02:29
and you end up with cheese you leave
1:02:31
the grapes out and you end up with
1:02:33
raisins or they were also designed to be
1:02:35
found but lots of things go bad and
1:02:37
then they're no good fish yeah you
1:02:39
know so I'm a fish you can dry it on salt no
1:02:43
but I'm saying not every yes
1:02:46
take a correct not every fruit you leave
1:02:48
out all fruit could be alcohol all
1:02:50
fruit can be alcohol interesting that's
1:02:53
true interesting also even then Simon
1:02:55
like if you Sun dry most fruits
1:02:57
you know it's true that's true just
1:02:59
two things
1:03:04
he said the Smurfs was designed
1:03:06
to break up the family to
1:03:09
give the idea of kids of people
1:03:12
not something not having a parent yeah
1:03:14
okay I haven't looked into it I
1:03:17
am all for conspiracies that one's
1:03:19
crazy that one is just so
1:03:22
silly why the Smurfs the Smurfs
1:03:24
never I watched it
1:03:26
avidly I'm a Smurf aficionado I had
1:03:29
no point did I ever like think to
1:03:31
myself these guys are so lucky they don't
1:03:34
have parents they had he was
1:03:36
the parent yeah and so Papa Smurf are
1:03:38
probably the government and what did he say
1:03:40
Smurf? Smurf
1:03:46
fat so that's like
1:03:48
a god type thing to me right
1:03:51
like the Smurfs are would be like what
1:03:54
do you call that microcosm of religion
1:03:56
I could see that but
1:03:58
I don't get the no parent Thing is
1:04:01
just the weird thing that like the family unit.
1:04:03
I now I'm gonna sound like Nazi
1:04:06
or whatever has eroded The
1:04:10
family unit has eroded I don't know if
1:04:13
I fully agree with that all your friends
1:04:15
have multiple brothers and sisters Okay,
1:04:17
everyone does okay now people are
1:04:19
just have one kid People
1:04:22
are people are still having big families,
1:04:24
but it's not common. It was common
1:04:27
I will calm and calm and so much
1:04:29
more expensive to raise your children Wait,
1:04:32
so does you rich it's not? Man,
1:04:35
but you'll see rich people usually have big
1:04:37
family poor people probably have more family It
1:04:39
doesn't matter to have a kid you figure
1:04:42
it out. Most people figure it out I
1:04:44
think it's just I think it's slipped It
1:04:46
used to be that poor people had all the children
1:04:49
and now it's rich people have all the children I
1:04:51
think it's still no one's having children is a point.
1:04:53
There's a big problem in South Korea Yes,
1:04:57
and Japan. There's a lot of countries. They're
1:04:59
disappearing Wait, the whole point at the end the day
1:05:01
of us is to I
1:05:03
like to he said it's the alternate creator If
1:05:06
you want to be creator create another person and
1:05:08
that's creating that's it's it's it's a
1:05:10
thing to do It's
1:05:13
the one thing that is the one creation that
1:05:15
like when you make art you make art the
1:05:17
way you want it It's the
1:05:19
one creation where you don't have a choice of
1:05:22
how it turns. Yeah, no control. Yeah, it is
1:05:24
intro. Yeah It's like you put it in the
1:05:26
oven and hope is that the ultimate form of
1:05:28
creation to me? It's not the ultimate form of
1:05:30
creation is like you're able to
1:05:32
make it the way you want if you could
1:05:34
make your child And I do you want it?
1:05:37
That's the ultimate form of creation No, cuz what
1:05:39
he's saying is that you like listen no matter
1:05:41
what you make on this earth not
1:05:43
sorry, that's not true Whatever
1:05:46
you make art wise is never gonna It's
1:05:49
probably not gonna change the world. You could have a kid
1:05:51
that creates Well, that's not
1:05:53
true Matt if you're a really good artist you could
1:05:56
make art that changes the world, you know and
1:06:00
And who's to say that like if not like
1:06:02
if your kid created the cure for cancer if
1:06:04
you're gonna change the world If
1:06:07
your arts never gonna do that if
1:06:09
you're an amazing artist, yeah He's
1:06:14
sitting down That's
1:06:17
okay, don't worry about it, but if you have
1:06:19
a mainstream media that's telling you Everyday
1:06:22
panicking that also is another reason why say
1:06:24
well, I'm not gonna have a kid It's
1:06:27
all these little things but it's always been
1:06:29
like that come on like think about the
1:06:31
Cold War Those were always reasons for people
1:06:33
not to have kids and yet people kept
1:06:35
having kids. No, I don't think so Because
1:06:39
I think it's also combined
1:06:41
with like the feminist movement That
1:06:44
changed the family unit too that that was like the
1:06:46
first well birth control probably changed
1:06:48
the family. Those are one of the one Like
1:06:51
as soon as you had the ability Sorry,
1:06:54
these are the same. No, it's all about my
1:06:56
birth control. It's all about money tomorrow No, they
1:06:58
have a nice birth. Oh, I see. No, it's
1:07:00
all about money Listen after
1:07:03
World War two and then by birth control the
1:07:05
pill during World War two women went to work
1:07:07
because there were no men Mm-hmm. And
1:07:09
then when they came when the men came back the women wanted
1:07:11
to stay at work and then everything
1:07:13
got super expensive So you had to have two
1:07:15
incomes if you wanted to have multiple kids unless
1:07:18
you were a baseball player Yeah, like look my
1:07:20
grandparents. They had six kids. My grandmother stayed at
1:07:22
home and Raised
1:07:24
the six kids and my grandfather worked and
1:07:26
that worked. I don't know that works anymore
1:07:28
I don't know because you need both parents
1:07:30
working to afford a mortgage assistive has made
1:07:32
it Yeah, but I don't know that that
1:07:34
kills the family fucking like dude. I'll give
1:07:36
you a weird This is a weird anecdotal
1:07:38
fucking the guy that put the windows in
1:07:40
here. I Remember he
1:07:42
was like, yeah, I'm trying to rush to finish this
1:07:45
because if I finish it today, I'll take
1:07:47
tomorrow off Which is Friday. I want to take my kids to the
1:07:49
lake and I was like, oh, it's nice How many kids you haven't
1:07:51
he was like I have six Now
1:07:53
again, this guy just anecdotal evidence, but like
1:07:55
this guy just puts in windows. He's a window I'm
1:07:57
sure he makes great money, but it's good
1:08:00
Six kids like I don't think the family unit is
1:08:02
it's not like it used to be but we also
1:08:04
our parents used to beat The shit out of us
1:08:07
We'll get to that in the next one But
1:08:10
there can't be anything better than having
1:08:12
a grandchild. That just must
1:08:14
be an amazing feeling Well,
1:08:18
no, it's your creation creation yeah, that is
1:08:20
pretty cool. It's just gotta it's just gotta
1:08:22
be a cool. Yeah, I'm feeling and If
1:08:25
you have six kids, you know two of them
1:08:27
are gonna be fucking delinquents one of them's gonna
1:08:29
be a whatever whatever they are One
1:08:32
day you have six like friends and adults And
1:08:36
you can't your kid and you can't just
1:08:38
fax track that if you had a billion
1:08:40
dollars like oh I want to have four
1:08:42
kids that like it's just it's a different
1:08:45
path experience Which I feel has been discouraged
1:08:47
where it should still be like a main
1:08:49
goal for most people which
1:08:54
Going to making people it's so stupid Just
1:08:57
think they think about you
1:08:59
think one day they're gonna breed people or something
1:09:02
how long we've been breeding dogs Like
1:09:04
all that science and stuff has got to be just
1:09:06
able to switch over to
1:09:09
breed people Oh
1:09:13
The knowledge the knowledge they're not really
1:09:15
eugenics and the knowledge that they've
1:09:18
acquired breeding dogs
1:09:20
cloning dogs has
1:09:22
got to be a Foundation. It's
1:09:24
why everyone is step of Breeding
1:09:27
people and modify. Yeah, what we do is
1:09:30
we start a fire you and me Matt.
1:09:32
He keeps coming close We give him table
1:09:34
scraps. Yeah next thing you know, he's trainable
1:09:38
Come on they did this in Sweden. It's called eugenics
1:09:40
and that's why everyone there is beautiful Selective
1:09:44
breeding and this always should not be such
1:09:46
a stretch then to have computer chips in
1:09:48
the brain and whatever It is all this
1:09:51
that's the one thing I
1:09:53
took away from cat he he wasn't like things
1:09:55
have to be stopped He's like it's all as
1:09:58
it was foretold. That seems like a What?
1:10:01
The brain chips. You see, breeding
1:10:03
dogs, there's no
1:10:05
magic there. You
1:10:11
know what I mean? They
1:10:13
weren't fucking super smart people
1:10:15
who were doing that. It
1:10:19
was just they bred dogs because
1:10:21
they learned how to do it and did it probably
1:10:24
out in necessity. But who were they dumb
1:10:26
people that cloned the sheep? Are
1:10:28
they dumb people that cloned dogs now? No. So.
1:10:33
So. So. So.
1:10:35
It's not as just to say someone somewhere
1:10:37
knows how to clone a person. Mm-hmm.
1:10:41
Yeah, but what does that even... Well, we can't spend too much time on this.
1:10:44
We gotta wrap this up. That was it?
1:10:46
Okay. I give it a three.
1:10:49
It could have been a five. It should have been a
1:10:51
five. It can't get more than a three for me. I'll
1:10:53
give it a three and a half, but I can totally
1:10:55
understand why. Well, it hit all your... Listen, if they had
1:10:57
talked about a shitload of stuff that I was super interested
1:11:00
in... If they had spent the whole time talking about fighting,
1:11:02
I would have given it a one. Oh, yeah. You
1:11:04
know what I'm saying? It just happened to
1:11:07
be something I was interested in. But if
1:11:09
I'm there to hear about Cat Williams, I'm
1:11:11
enraged. Yeah. Yeah. As
1:11:13
I was. I'd give it a four. And
1:11:16
there was no cancer culture. There was no
1:11:18
COVID. There was no war in Ukraine. There
1:11:20
was none of that stuff. Yep. Amazing.
1:11:23
If it was anyone but Cat Williams. Well, no. And
1:11:26
the status was very interesting as well. They're
1:11:29
both the same height. There was no
1:11:31
cat happy to be there, overwhelmed like
1:11:34
he had a presence and Joe fell in
1:11:37
love with him. No, it all
1:11:39
felt very odd to me. Yeah, we got to move on.
1:11:41
You can give this woman 20 minutes. Because you just want
1:11:43
goss and deets. 2109, Abigail Shrier. Yes,
1:11:48
that's what I want, Kumar. That's why I listen
1:11:50
to everything I listen to and watch. Everything I
1:11:52
watch is for deets and
1:11:54
goss. Gender
1:11:59
affirming care. This
1:12:02
is what he does. Yeah, I know. Is
1:12:05
another one of those
1:12:07
like dressing up, you
1:12:10
know, like collateral damage.
1:12:15
Are you just saying hot button words now? Gender
1:12:17
affirming care is what it's called. What? That's
1:12:20
what they're fighting for. That's cutting off a
1:12:22
penis or whatever. Like a sex change. Just
1:12:24
call it what it is. Gender affirming care
1:12:26
makes it seem like
1:12:28
it's a compassionate procedure
1:12:31
that it just
1:12:33
it sounds positive. Yeah. And
1:12:35
it is neither negative or positive. Okay.
1:12:39
That just makes something suspect. And they dress it
1:12:41
up like that. If it didn't be planned, parenthood
1:12:43
is abortions. But you don't get that from that
1:12:45
name. You know what I mean? It's
1:12:48
to whitewash it. It's to candy coat it, whatever
1:12:50
you want to call it. If it didn't become
1:12:52
such a trend. Yeah.
1:12:57
Is gender reassignment surgery bad? Like we
1:12:59
all agree that there are some people
1:13:01
who really truly feel like they're born
1:13:03
in the... No, we don't care.
1:13:06
We just care about it for children. Okay. I
1:13:08
think that's the issue. We don't care what adults do. So you're living in a
1:13:10
free country. If you want to cut your dick off once you're 18, go nuts,
1:13:12
please. And we'll pay for it. Last
1:13:14
time, last time she was on,
1:13:16
she was talking about so
1:13:19
many girls... Clicking
1:13:22
up. Clicking and changing over is
1:13:24
more about the gender thing. This
1:13:27
one wasn't about gender. It was just about
1:13:29
therapy and whether we're
1:13:31
over-therapized. Yeah. She
1:13:34
found a new windmill to rage against. Did you
1:13:36
guys ever go to therapy? I've
1:13:39
been to a psychiatrist. I went and I
1:13:41
always felt like I was just trying to
1:13:43
smart the guy. Well my
1:13:45
problem was I went as a kid and
1:13:47
I lied to them. I'm just going to
1:13:49
say. If you're lying to your psychiatrist, what
1:13:52
is the point? You're
1:13:54
wasting your time and their time. And
1:13:56
whoever's paying for it. But that was the whole
1:13:58
thing. It was my parents who sent me. I
1:14:00
didn't want to go there if I went to
1:14:03
a therapist now It would be because I wanted
1:14:05
to go and I your heart earned money and
1:14:07
I would tell them the truth well, I wouldn't
1:14:09
I would go to a psychologist so that the
1:14:11
Government paid for it. It's just the psychiatrist they
1:14:13
won't pay for which is so fucking crazy The
1:14:16
guy who can dispense the drugs to you
1:14:18
Yeah, the government won't cover but the
1:14:20
one who will just talk to you the government will
1:14:23
cover and it's not free health care all of a
1:14:25
Sudden that's the other weird thing No,
1:14:28
I that's the biggest problem with therapy is like how How
1:14:33
like you have to be the one who's willing
1:14:35
to be open and change or else none of
1:14:37
it matters Like if you're just gonna go in
1:14:39
there to do the work Yeah if you're just
1:14:41
gonna go in there and bullshit the person and
1:14:43
even if you just to just to double down
1:14:46
on your thing even If you are going there
1:14:48
and you want to be helped the
1:14:51
second you tell one lie The
1:14:54
therapist doesn't know that yeah So they're just
1:14:56
they just gotta take you out your word
1:14:58
and that could change everything that one lie
1:15:01
Yeah, even though you're telling the truth about
1:15:03
everything else. Yeah, it's a very tough thing
1:15:05
Like it really is even if you're cuz
1:15:07
I'm saying you could be lying to yourself
1:15:09
Matt, of course Yeah, if you go in
1:15:11
there and You know
1:15:13
deep down inside Matt I mean this is
1:15:16
pretty close to home He's gay
1:15:18
and he doesn't tell anybody and then he's
1:15:20
in there lying to the therapist about being
1:15:22
gay But telling the truth about everything
1:15:24
else The
1:15:27
rape so this to that, you know Been
1:15:32
gay rape so many times. I know come on
1:15:35
just looking. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't well cuz
1:15:37
you know He's not listening to you because he's
1:15:39
nodding and the other problem was that Like
1:15:42
like the people who work on homelessness don't want to
1:15:44
get rid of homelessness because they get rid of the
1:15:46
job therapists would have like
1:15:49
living off their patients So
1:15:51
They would They there is it. There is
1:15:54
a possibility that they could just keep doing
1:15:56
it and not to detriment. But For no
1:15:58
reason do you really believe? Leave that
1:16:00
the people who are working to end homelessness
1:16:02
and don't want to end homelessness cause they're
1:16:04
gonna lose their job. Know. I've said
1:16:07
this a million times. I don't believe that for
1:16:09
a second I said this to I've I settled
1:16:11
the it did they be fail at their job
1:16:13
to get more money. I don't believe that Simon
1:16:15
I said this before. Think about it if you
1:16:17
if they hired you tomorrow to fix the homeless
1:16:19
problem in San Francisco and in a year you'd
1:16:21
get it. Do Not think you're going to get
1:16:23
a job and every other city fixing the homeless
1:16:25
from a Do Not think you're going to have
1:16:27
or forget even the homeless problem. Matt Let's say
1:16:29
they hire you to end. Racism. Yeah
1:16:31
okay that's your job your the racism is
1:16:33
are you go in there and in two
1:16:35
years you and racism do not think they're
1:16:37
then gonna say hey when are you talked
1:16:39
on of them sound like vs on like
1:16:41
nothing to do with racism but you've proven
1:16:44
yourself to be a really good work at
1:16:46
Slate. I just I don't buy. I don't
1:16:48
buy that. I would I. you know that
1:16:50
guy marked as brown talked about that But
1:16:52
I don't buy it. If you fix homelessness
1:16:54
in San Francisco, you would immediately become. A
1:16:57
member of congress. They. Would
1:16:59
vote you in unanimously is just around the
1:17:01
can be. And now I'm not saying that
1:17:03
I'm just maintained and as I'm not saying
1:17:05
that there aren't people who milk their job,
1:17:08
the I'm saying the most. People who are
1:17:10
working to end homelessness are probably good people
1:17:12
who are trying to end homelessness. That's what
1:17:14
I'm getting, as are you hope? I'm
1:17:17
not playing cards. There could be a system
1:17:19
in place that makes ending homelessness difficult whereas
1:17:22
these people are still trying or impossible Shirt
1:17:24
and I. I can dig that. and that's
1:17:26
the system that set up that way to
1:17:28
always be able to pay that money and
1:17:30
that's different. Yeah, That's. Different than Legs
1:17:32
Joe. Shmoe going to work and like I'm
1:17:34
is gonna play video games all day because I
1:17:37
gotta make sure that nobody gets homes today. Yeah,
1:17:39
but just because you're fighting an uphill battle
1:17:41
doesn't mean you're not fighting and. What?
1:17:44
about presumed not wanting we'd be
1:17:47
legalized boundary getting people know that
1:17:49
that's different of whoa hold on
1:17:51
that's a perfect example that's the
1:17:53
prison guards union that doesn't mean
1:17:56
that everybody who works in the
1:17:58
correctional facility doesn't want make people
1:18:00
better. Yeah, that's true too. Yeah,
1:18:03
the union is trying to protect jobs. That's
1:18:05
the union's job, isn't it? Kind
1:18:07
of like the, um, kind
1:18:10
of like the shareholders. Yes. Yeah.
1:18:12
Well, it's not impossible that
1:18:14
a therapist could talk to someone and say, oh, you're
1:18:16
fine, but you still talk to them. And
1:18:18
they almost take advantage of the thing. Oh, come
1:18:20
on. There are definitely crooked therapists out there. There's
1:18:23
no doubt about that. Well, she mentioned there was
1:18:25
a therapist that got her patient to kill her
1:18:27
fucking life. Joe mentioned that. I
1:18:29
think she was aware of it anyway. So
1:18:32
Joe, that's crazy. That is again, that yes,
1:18:34
it's totally crazy, but you get
1:18:36
teachers who convince their students to kill
1:18:39
their husband. That shit happens. Positions of
1:18:41
power use power. You know, it's
1:18:43
hilarious. That's what they do. Is he strikes
1:18:45
me as the kind of person that if
1:18:48
his fucking psychiatrist is like super hot and
1:18:50
sultry would totally kill her husband. I
1:18:52
could believe that. He's talking about you. I
1:18:55
am. Who's
1:18:58
not listening? Um,
1:19:03
there was no, it's strange
1:19:06
that there's no warnings about social media
1:19:08
and stuff, but everything else
1:19:10
that we, um, make
1:19:13
sure like it always bugs
1:19:15
you on a show. It says this may contain
1:19:18
smoking. Just that's a warning in
1:19:20
itself, but all the social
1:19:22
media is somewhat detrimental. Children's
1:19:24
mental health is declining. You know, what's
1:19:27
interesting, Kumar, is that's the only warning
1:19:29
that I actually like cursing
1:19:32
in a movie has never made me leave the movie
1:19:35
and be like, Oh, I go curse, but
1:19:37
when you see someone smoke a cigarette in a movie,
1:19:39
you're like, God. Damn it. I want
1:19:41
a cigarette to this day. Not anymore. You
1:19:45
mean, you mean he leans over. No,
1:19:49
I, I, yeah. I think
1:19:51
that, I don't know. Yeah.
1:19:54
Or no, you're right. There's warnings on everything yet. We should
1:19:56
also tax the social media company because they're a detriment to
1:19:59
our health as your. Mentioning we've been through
1:20:01
this a million times. I've raged about
1:20:03
this a million times like Nobody
1:20:07
is is monitoring these fucking
1:20:11
Social media companies not only that they're
1:20:13
touting them. I wasn't even going
1:20:15
that far. I just say warning like well
1:20:18
Public it PSAs about
1:20:20
social media warning and mark warning is the
1:20:22
first step and then from warning you get
1:20:24
like Now you
1:20:27
can't sell cigarettes they have to be behind
1:20:29
you can't see the cigarette pack Maybe
1:20:31
social media should be the same thing if they
1:20:34
can't advertise social media and the dead body on
1:20:36
the cigarette pack doesn't stop From smoking and that's
1:20:38
the point of a warning. It's not actual but
1:20:40
you're wrong do anything I'm wrong. Well, yeah Just
1:20:43
if you look at the numbers of if you
1:20:45
look at the numbers of people that smoke now
1:20:47
versus 10 versus 20 versus 30 years Ago,
1:20:50
it's gone down substantially. So in a way You're
1:20:53
actually wrong. It has because most
1:20:55
people are using own it Could he pulls the
1:20:57
cigarette out of his pack with a dead person
1:20:59
smoking? It's not stopping him from smoking I'm sure
1:21:01
over time. Yeah, it makes it less popular But
1:21:04
it's well perfect. So they should be doing
1:21:06
that with social media We and it won't
1:21:09
happen in the next five years But 15
1:21:11
years from now instead of us
1:21:14
all being mindless automatons with fucking
1:21:16
chips in our head will be
1:21:18
normal people who watch Social
1:21:21
media with a warning we agree. I Mean
1:21:24
the problem listen, I know social media is a completely
1:21:26
different beast but like, you know, we grew
1:21:28
up in the 90s pre social media and Every
1:21:32
time a kid like took his own life. They
1:21:34
would always point to music You
1:21:37
remember that you remember that period in the 90s where like
1:21:39
a kid would die and they like this I mean listen
1:21:42
to a lot of Marilyn Manson or he listened to a
1:21:44
lot of our bottom My point point my point was that
1:21:46
throughout history if you look back over the last 50 60
1:21:48
years They've always
1:21:50
like anytime a kid has died They've always
1:21:52
tried to scapegoat something and I understand that
1:21:54
social media is a completely different beast. Well,
1:21:56
I was gonna say every
1:21:59
other time Matt they were
1:22:01
hyping up something that No
1:22:06
I know I said it's I understand different, but I'm
1:22:08
just saying there there We
1:22:11
also do this thing where like you know and I
1:22:13
know the kids aren't alright But like we always grew
1:22:15
up and like oh the kids the kids the kids
1:22:17
and we grew up fine by
1:22:20
and large Because
1:22:22
I was there was a lot last of
1:22:25
the latchkey kids Probably yes,
1:22:27
listen there's a water I don't think it's how
1:22:30
we think is fine as we define it's fine
1:22:32
Who knows what for finer so it's more fine,
1:22:34
but no, but it is because like these kids
1:22:36
listen when she was talking about like Them
1:22:39
having menu anxiety like
1:22:41
I dude I see this shit out
1:22:43
in the world like I see This
1:22:45
week at trivia. There was a group of kids in
1:22:47
the back There was two separate groups all of them
1:22:49
young one group was super woke through the other group
1:22:51
I don't think I don't think any of these six
1:22:53
kids had ten words to each other all night And
1:22:56
I was there on their phones not even on
1:22:58
their phones. They all just looked they all looked
1:23:00
very nervous They all looked like no one wanted
1:23:02
to say anything to offend anyone and like I
1:23:04
said the other table was super woke This girl
1:23:06
kept making comments about like woke shit, and so
1:23:09
These kids are like well I don't want to offend her and
1:23:12
we don't offend it I don't know it's it's
1:23:14
not a good way to grow up like we grew up where
1:23:16
you could say whatever the fuck you Wanted in fact if
1:23:19
a friend of yours wasn't breaking your balls constantly. They
1:23:21
probably weren't a great friend of yours like I Can
1:23:24
say whatever I want to Simon,
1:23:26
and he's probably not gonna be that offended He's
1:23:28
probably not gonna storm out of here like I
1:23:30
called him a filthy Jew twice last week He
1:23:33
sat here and laughed you know what I mean be like But
1:23:44
you get my point like you're supposed to like
1:23:46
it's like she was mentioning like when you when you grow up
1:23:49
Like family is a good example like dude
1:23:52
my family There's no one that's
1:23:54
quicker to break your balls than my family. I grew
1:23:56
up in that shit There was no nothing was off
1:23:58
limits like if you fucked up Everyone was going to
1:24:00
mention it. Everyone was going to ride you for it for
1:24:03
years and years. That's,
1:24:05
I don't know, it just creates a thicker skin. These
1:24:07
kids are fucking afraid of everything. Matt's
1:24:09
mom still introduces him as toilet
1:24:11
boy. There you go. Um,
1:24:14
and she brings it
1:24:16
back to blame at all to something that we used to
1:24:18
lament is like, uh, everyone gets a
1:24:20
trophy. The elimination of,
1:24:23
um, Canada
1:24:25
fitness, all these things that
1:24:28
were, were esteemed competitive, that
1:24:30
isolate people that slowly sort
1:24:32
of went away to be a
1:24:34
more supportive society and it's actually seemed to
1:24:36
be detrimental. Like Brett was talking about
1:24:39
his kid. Like I
1:24:41
said, when he's a bit older, he can roll with me, but
1:24:44
you see these parents wanting their kids to get in
1:24:46
trouble. Like
1:24:48
go break a window or something. Like
1:24:51
do something to, cause they feel so,
1:24:53
um, I
1:24:55
don't even know how to describe it because it's not my son, but he just
1:24:57
wants him to be like, and a
1:25:00
friend of ours, uh, went
1:25:02
away when we all get in trouble for like
1:25:04
10 days, I think called, um, uh,
1:25:08
outer limits or something. It was just going canoeing
1:25:10
in the woods with a bunch of kids, maybe
1:25:12
one counselor outward bound. That was
1:25:14
hard. Yeah. But that sort of experience,
1:25:16
the rape camp, is that what you're talking about?
1:25:19
Rape camp, good to let them go get raped
1:25:21
and deal with it. And
1:25:23
don't talk about with therapists because some things are better
1:25:25
left unsaid. Yeah. I mean, you gotta
1:25:27
lie about some things. He got to take the grain
1:25:29
of salt, but the we've. I
1:25:32
haven't. Cause I do listen, I have my,
1:25:34
my, my brother, my half brother on my
1:25:36
mom's side is 10 years younger
1:25:39
than me, exactly 10 years younger than me. So,
1:25:41
which means he was born in 93 dude. He,
1:25:44
and he's a socially awkward one. You're
1:25:46
talking about. Yeah. Pretty sure he's
1:25:48
never gotten laid. Yeah. Like as
1:25:50
never, like he lived, he lived away from my mom.
1:25:52
So keep in mind, this kid's 31 now. He's
1:25:55
lived away from home. He lived
1:25:57
away from home for like maybe eight months. when
1:26:00
he went to Algonquin and they made him live on
1:26:04
campus. But like, yeah, and
1:26:06
I mean, dude, he, I
1:26:09
feel bad for the kid, but he just, he's had no experiences.
1:26:11
Like he's 31. And that was
1:26:13
a normal, he had a normal upbringing. Yeah.
1:26:17
Like COVID fucked these kids up so
1:26:19
bad. Kids who were in
1:26:21
school for the, well, missing two years
1:26:23
of school. In the most matter of years
1:26:26
of your life. Years those are, that
1:26:28
fucking sucks, man. That is
1:26:31
a huge part of, like,
1:26:33
I think, I mean, my
1:26:35
son's not normal, but
1:26:37
the thing that fucked him up the most
1:26:39
in school was missing those two years, a
1:26:42
hundred percent. Because they
1:26:44
come out to go now to university and
1:26:46
they haven't even done the two most important
1:26:48
years of high school. Oh yeah, I guess
1:26:50
it doesn't matter what year it is. Anyways,
1:26:53
well it does. It makes a difference depending on
1:26:55
where you're at, and
1:26:58
losing those two years. And there's that
1:27:00
weird thing where there's something positive
1:27:02
about them that we don't have. What's
1:27:04
that? I haven't found it
1:27:07
yet. I don't know. I'm sure there's something, because I
1:27:09
remember my brother's 12 years younger than me. And
1:27:11
for sure there was a period where I couldn't
1:27:14
talk to him. It
1:27:17
was just awkward conversation. And then I
1:27:20
think we really turned 20 or something. I
1:27:22
spent time together, we got to know each other, but it was always just,
1:27:27
surprised when he used words and
1:27:29
stuff. When kids say
1:27:31
cool words, the raises going around and stuff,
1:27:33
it's so, is there one
1:27:35
kid dealing cool words to say,
1:27:37
or is it all just from songs? How
1:27:40
it circulates to be vernacular and
1:27:42
dies. Because I don't
1:27:44
know, it'd be groovy or tubular
1:27:47
or rad. Yeah,
1:27:50
stuff comes and goes. Sayings comes and goes and somebody
1:27:52
doesn't come back. And now, the one that seems here
1:27:54
to stay is let's go. Because that's
1:27:56
just untouchable. She
1:28:00
says there's an issue with therapists
1:28:02
being overwhelming towards conversions. Like
1:28:05
if a kid comes in and says something, it isn't like,
1:28:07
well, are you sure? It's like, okay, great. Good
1:28:10
thing you're here. Here's the path
1:28:12
we go. Where it shouldn't be like that. Someone
1:28:14
was showing a woman who said, my eldest
1:28:17
and my youngest are transgender. I said, what
1:28:19
are the odds of that? Zero.
1:28:21
And it is very, very... Unless
1:28:24
it's passed on through genetics. If
1:28:28
that is... I'm curious. Maybe that's something we
1:28:30
don't understand yet. Yeah. You know
1:28:32
what I mean? That's an if. We don't know.
1:28:35
Gender dysphoria is more common in men and she doesn't believe
1:28:37
in PTSD. No, she does believe
1:28:39
in PTSD. No, she does not. She
1:28:42
was saying it was a thing that like, it's almost
1:28:44
a contagion. She said sometimes
1:28:46
that was the case. I don't think... She
1:28:49
definitely said PTSD is a thing, but
1:28:51
a lot of people will think that
1:28:53
they get PTSD and come back. I
1:28:56
think her point was she believes in it, but she
1:28:58
doesn't believe it should be something that we talk about
1:29:00
or mention because she was saying like, you know, Israeli
1:29:02
soldiers, for example, versus American soldiers when
1:29:05
they come back. I can't remember
1:29:07
what the difference was. Well, I mean, I feel that's
1:29:09
different too, because if everybody
1:29:11
in your country goes to war,
1:29:14
is in the military, you're just, you're
1:29:16
bred differently than... We're all in
1:29:19
this together. Well, I
1:29:21
don't know. The people who are choosing to
1:29:23
go to the military, I think just... I
1:29:25
don't know. That doesn't make sense. I
1:29:28
think what she said is only a
1:29:30
percentage of people in the war actually
1:29:32
fought, but more had PTSD.
1:29:35
We just see there might be a contagion. But like
1:29:37
saying the kings of the air, whatever that is, you
1:29:40
know, the guy gets trapped underneath in the plane. The
1:29:42
guy tries to save him and he can't, so he
1:29:44
dies. You think that guy would
1:29:47
have PTSD from that or something? Yes, I would
1:29:49
agree. Yeah. If you watch your friend get his
1:29:51
limbs blown off. But I mean, at the same
1:29:53
time, you could just be a
1:29:55
guy and your whole platoon gets killed. You
1:29:57
weren't out with them. You would then also
1:29:59
appear... You know what I mean? There's something trauma.
1:30:01
I don't think you can diminish
1:30:04
somebody's trauma, depending on how close
1:30:06
they were to the accident.
1:30:09
You know what I mean? Because it's their trauma. Uh,
1:30:12
Joe suggests you debate a therapist and I think that
1:30:14
that'd be all right to be interesting. But the pushback,
1:30:17
I think this should be your last time ever on
1:30:19
the podcast. That's just me. Um,
1:30:21
no, that's what we're done. We're done. Yeah.
1:30:24
We're done. Joe says he did not know sugar
1:30:26
cereal was bad for him. I
1:30:29
know. I didn't know sugar cereal was bad for you. We were
1:30:31
tired of it. Everyone knew it was bad for you. How
1:30:34
did you not know that starting your day off
1:30:37
with a fucking blue heinous amount of sugar was
1:30:40
like just, it was breakfast cereal. Right. It
1:30:42
wasn't like eating candy. You know what that
1:30:44
was. That was the, this
1:30:47
kid's a little kid knowing that sugar is bad
1:30:49
for you. Fuck you. Oh,
1:30:52
show fire. My stepfather was a dentist. So I
1:30:54
told his bad for me. Okay. Well, but
1:30:57
you could tell it wasn't you could tell his junk food.
1:31:02
I mean, it was breakfast. Did you eat sugar cereal?
1:31:04
Fuck yeah. I didn't know. I never,
1:31:06
I never had sugar. So the
1:31:08
closest thing to sugar. So to me was
1:31:10
life. That felt like we were
1:31:12
having a party. I loved life. I
1:31:14
love life. And I'm sure it had
1:31:16
the most sugar in it. Cinnamon toast,
1:31:18
crunch, frosted flakes, honey, nut, I never
1:31:20
ate any of those caps of crunch.
1:31:22
I wondered what those children were like.
1:31:24
Let's back up. We had a lot
1:31:27
of like honey, nut Cheerios, sugar cereals,
1:31:29
but weren't toted as
1:31:31
such. My mom would buy like six boxes
1:31:33
of cereal. She'd buy like six boxes of
1:31:35
cereal. And the next day, three of them
1:31:37
would be dusted. Like I'd, I'd, I'd eat
1:31:39
like four bowls of cereal at night. Before cocoa
1:31:42
puffs. Like I didn't like cocoa puffs.
1:31:44
No, I hated it. I never had the option to
1:31:46
just like any of these cereals because I didn't get
1:31:48
them. Cause we knew they were bad for you. But
1:31:50
one of my favorite things to do was to take
1:31:52
like shreddies or special K
1:31:54
or anything that didn't have sugar on
1:31:57
them. Or sugar all over. No, no,
1:31:59
quick. I'm going to
1:32:01
milk. I turned it into my own chocolate. Oh,
1:32:03
I hate it's actually really good try it now
1:32:05
I'm done. Yeah, what do you like chocolate milk?
1:32:08
Mmm? I guess yeah, do you like
1:32:10
cereal? This is a no-brainer. I haven't
1:32:13
had cereal in years. That was one of the
1:32:15
biggest game You haven't had cereal in years years.
1:32:17
I eat probably a decade 10
1:32:19
bowls of cereal a week I Hate
1:32:23
milk there was a period it's
1:32:25
only gonna cereal you you only knew quick We
1:32:28
mean as a syrup. I didn't use
1:32:30
sir. No, we didn't powder Yeah, but that
1:32:33
that was that syrup was like a fuck.
1:32:35
That was a rich person That's a change
1:32:37
of the the if you went
1:32:39
to somebody's house and they had strawberry syrup You
1:32:41
knew their parents were millionaires. That was a paradigm
1:32:43
shift What the powder to
1:32:45
the syrup the powder to the syrup because it was
1:32:47
impossible To actually mix all
1:32:50
the powder all the way because the powder was like
1:32:52
that is my grandmother You put it after it would
1:32:54
mix if you put it on it would clump up
1:32:56
My grandmother taught me the perfect way to make make
1:32:58
a little slurry at the bottom first put a little
1:33:01
bit of milk in You mix it
1:33:03
all together. It becomes the liquid. Yeah,
1:33:05
and then you slowly add the milk
1:33:07
in as you stir Yeah, again,
1:33:09
that's too much work. No, it's the ritual.
1:33:11
It's gonna be handed down by generations. Yes
1:33:14
Okay, I give this one a two the healthy
1:33:16
bird leaves the nest. I give it a three and
1:33:18
a half I Give
1:33:21
it a two point two five. I
1:33:24
just don't feel like there was anything really new for her to
1:33:26
I don't know She's got her
1:33:28
interesting thing better book for the most part. It was
1:33:30
just I mean, we already agreed with her It's like
1:33:32
we're all in agreement. So whatever so she mean is
1:33:35
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on, can we get
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2110 Fahim Anwar. Fourth time. Is
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that four times too many? No,
1:35:31
no, he's gonna ask a question. Go ahead,
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ask it. Did you ever
1:35:35
develop photographs?
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No. They were talking about putting,
1:35:42
I don't know how they do it on metal or
1:35:44
something. With photographs you have to, you just have
1:35:48
film in the camera and
1:35:50
then you'd flash light on it through
1:35:52
the lens and then you'd be burned
1:35:54
into the film and you have to go to a
1:35:56
dark room and add chemicals
1:35:59
to it. Yeah, and that takes away
1:36:01
everything that wasn't burned by the light. Yeah,
1:36:03
and that makes the negative okay,
1:36:06
and then you have to put the negative
1:36:08
in a light that shoots down on a
1:36:12
Piece of paper that has whatever chemicals on
1:36:14
it I have no idea and you do the
1:36:16
exact same thing and then you said it
1:36:18
I took photography Did
1:36:20
you and I believe no
1:36:22
a military school interesting again? Yeah,
1:36:25
but that was like a total Kodak
1:36:27
was a huge company I
1:36:30
think they still are I don't think they're like
1:36:32
Fuji film like they were what do you think? Making
1:36:35
them don't make film Digital
1:36:38
cameras they still make film I'm telling you I
1:36:40
know they're not as big a company for sure
1:36:42
but but they just used to be Commercials
1:36:47
all the time for cameras and they're still
1:36:49
like the the rebels
1:36:51
or the the high-end SLR or
1:36:53
whatever Those are now
1:36:55
being made here. Yeah now it's mirrorless is
1:36:57
now the thing They used to be such
1:36:59
a big industry film and camera. They make
1:37:02
most of their money selling mark camera They're
1:37:04
still a fucking huge industry. They sell most
1:37:06
of their film to the film industry Yeah,
1:37:10
it's changed. I'm just telling you how
1:37:12
they're selling so much film. Yeah still
1:37:14
a big industry, but digital film industry
1:37:16
Yes, that's a massive in movies. Yes.
1:37:18
I'm just saying it's not selling people
1:37:20
who are still using click-click cameras Yeah,
1:37:23
I realize that thank you. Yeah, I'm
1:37:25
well aware of that. They're still in
1:37:27
business, but They've pivoted
1:37:29
they had a bit of it because a
1:37:31
digital. Yeah, of course Yeah, but the camera
1:37:34
industry is still massive just so you know
1:37:36
that you kind of like shrug their camera
1:37:40
Camera industry. Yeah. Yes. I agree. But
1:37:42
but the personal camera used to there
1:37:44
was a thing called the Kodak disc
1:37:48
You're gonna get it with a Kodak disc, you know supposed to
1:37:50
this fast Shutter camera that had a
1:37:52
different films you can put more pictures on it
1:37:54
But you still have to take it get developed
1:37:56
but at the time it felt like crazy technology
1:37:58
that only rich people I imagine in that
1:38:00
little cameras like I'm sure people still use
1:38:02
the ones with the zooms and stuff but
1:38:04
just normal little cameras like why is anybody
1:38:06
bothering when your phone is as good as
1:38:08
the camera you're they're competing with it they
1:38:10
still make them they still make them but
1:38:12
it used to be Simon the thing
1:38:14
is most people don't print anything they take on their camera whereas
1:38:18
if you got like that's why most people still
1:38:20
but they still sell the disposable cameras because people
1:38:23
will you'll actually get those printed it's like it's
1:38:25
gonna force you you can't even see the work
1:38:27
you did unless you go and get it no
1:38:30
I don't yeah okay what
1:38:32
I'm saying is like most people the
1:38:35
reason that like people still buy the occasional
1:38:38
role of film or disposable cameras for what
1:38:40
I just said because you've never printed no
1:38:42
I'm saying why are people not those I
1:38:45
get why people buy those why are people
1:38:47
buying a small
1:38:49
digital camera when
1:38:52
your phone has a camera that is
1:38:55
small and digital you know what I'm
1:38:57
saying I mean there's certain
1:38:59
listen there's certain small digital cameras where
1:39:01
you still have a lot more control
1:39:03
over certain aspect there's certain things but
1:39:05
yes you're right for the most part
1:39:07
yeah part of the camera industry yes
1:39:09
I shifted yeah the big one yeah
1:39:11
the ones that are very powerful they
1:39:13
take glass yes anything that we're listen
1:39:16
the lens is the whole key to
1:39:18
photography so you could still
1:39:20
people still buy one of those cameras is
1:39:22
now digital but with a better camera than
1:39:24
even your phone yeah of course I'm just
1:39:27
saying the amount of people who are gonna
1:39:29
do that is very slim now when you're
1:39:31
agree you're already paying for you yeah I
1:39:33
agree listen the iPhone
1:39:35
16 pro max
1:39:37
like you could shoot a major motion picture on
1:39:40
that thing if you bought a gimbal like
1:39:43
you could buy it it has been done probably
1:39:46
yeah I'm just saying like what was it
1:39:48
there was a movie that's made with an
1:39:50
iPhone yeah it doesn't surprise me go
1:39:54
on that's prick
1:39:56
photography he gets and
1:39:58
then he called photography get stuck.
1:40:02
Well, no, I just have written
1:40:04
here how animals live without money,
1:40:06
just off the land about it. That's
1:40:12
the best thing you've ever said, man. But
1:40:14
then I thought, I would like to think
1:40:16
that raccoons are scavenging
1:40:18
garbage and then going to little raccoon
1:40:20
restaurants and get them all opened in
1:40:23
the air. Would that
1:40:25
be adorable? Yeah. So, you
1:40:27
have a dirty diaper, can you have the chef prepare it for me? Like
1:40:30
a catch and cook? I
1:40:33
like that a lot. Other than raccoons, most animals
1:40:35
just eat what they eat. I guess any animal
1:40:37
will eat garbage. And what do you think they
1:40:40
wash their food? Is that why you think they're
1:40:42
better than everybody else? I don't
1:40:44
know if raccoons are better. Well, squirrels are better.
1:40:46
No, no, but what do you think makes raccoons
1:40:48
different than another animal who's just finding his food
1:40:50
and eating it? That's what raccoons do. Because they
1:40:53
look like little people. They actually go and fucking
1:40:55
change it in for something else. I know, but
1:40:57
that's the funny part. No, I get it. Okay.
1:41:00
You know what? You've ruined it now.
1:41:02
Just raccoons are different. Like they're everywhere.
1:41:04
Yeah. In Ottawa, at least, at night.
1:41:06
Like, and they're big. And they have, and luckily
1:41:08
they have hands. Dude, I would domesticate a raccoon.
1:41:11
For sure. But it's an easier
1:41:13
life to be an animal. So, Fahim. It's
1:41:15
an easier life to be an animal? I
1:41:18
think so. Are you fucking nuts? What
1:41:20
are you talking about? You have to be worried about your life. No,
1:41:22
you're like 24-7. I think it's
1:41:24
a way harder life to be an animal. Yeah.
1:41:27
Well, no animals. Maybe
1:41:29
throw the mouse off the bridge because life is too
1:41:31
hard. Yeah. Okay. I
1:41:34
see your point. I wonder if like the deer
1:41:36
wake up in the morning and like, fuck another
1:41:38
day trying to outlive the wolves, you know? Motherfuckers.
1:41:41
I don't know. I mean, I imagine that
1:41:43
prey animals are constantly, listen, you're going to
1:41:45
bed. Everything's a-fearing for your
1:41:47
life and waking up fearing for your
1:41:49
life. They're not living their best life.
1:41:52
Like wolves probably live their best life. You
1:41:54
know what I'm saying? If you're a predator,
1:41:56
you're probably living your best life. I
1:41:58
Mean, it does suck. You know? Here's the
1:42:01
here it is. A
1:42:03
predator is like a commission
1:42:05
salesman. Has
1:42:07
a cushy job, drives the nice car,
1:42:09
but you gotta produce death if you're
1:42:11
not producing. yeah, you am Now and
1:42:14
then, The prey is like the automaton
1:42:16
that goes into work every day. Plugs,
1:42:19
In L A temp a letter and I can be
1:42:21
taken out at any time now. I.
1:42:24
Like that. And
1:42:27
like when you make a point and then
1:42:29
you say to yourself into a sister hundred
1:42:31
simon some rate of only about Syria Take
1:42:33
an oath. Or
1:42:37
else he got command. He was shadow banned
1:42:39
for saying i'm. And
1:42:42
he told a story about as easy
1:42:44
one haven't their salaries you may be.
1:42:46
I'm gonna visit. and how did he.
1:42:50
Know he said Hamas on on their did
1:42:52
it. And we not supposed
1:42:54
to say that word where he didn't he got
1:42:56
shot of and who did. For. He
1:42:58
man who are are you with us said Hamas
1:43:01
and he got saddlebag disown, a skit or something.
1:43:04
Ugly was on Instagram. To By
1:43:06
the way. At the games are
1:43:09
often five grand. Oh My. God.
1:43:12
He has he has one of his dances and
1:43:14
for nine minutes this. That. His credit,
1:43:16
he has one of his dances and
1:43:18
for yeah, What dances and. Stupid.
1:43:21
A ship it as a muslim he said he
1:43:23
was like i really like I posted this video
1:43:26
on my you tube a colleague know tracks and
1:43:28
know like snow views. He's. Like him
1:43:30
and months later at the game set me up. There.
1:43:32
Like we use this dance and fortnight.
1:43:35
Ya. Much money they made us, I danced and.
1:43:38
Fuckin. I. Bet you they
1:43:40
made millions off that dance That
1:43:42
success? I will be watching a
1:43:44
bad deal you made just come to through. He
1:43:47
didn't seem bomb he'd like com are saying he
1:43:49
was like it's this is a sick credit I
1:43:51
don't think he realizes the like gravitas of know
1:43:53
but I'm over know either. Use it as of
1:43:55
a grudge affair and over daddy than that Just
1:43:58
that. Situation where. There.
1:44:00
You. Know you've made something or you sell
1:44:02
something and then battling takes I added flake.
1:44:05
I mean you're no position. I went away
1:44:07
to be the like a five thousand dollars
1:44:09
fathers' You know the person who thinks you're
1:44:11
taking imagine someone know what what I'm saying
1:44:13
to is like your no position they can
1:44:15
just say listen. You could be
1:44:17
like know I want twenty and they're like there's
1:44:20
a million asshole dances we can go and as
1:44:22
done were out of course of it's like yeah
1:44:24
when they when facebook wanted to be David Choe.
1:44:27
In stock, know. They. Had wage.
1:44:30
You. Know it's against we're going to be out of
1:44:32
business as you week they're stupid second dummy. Meanwhile.
1:44:36
I'm. A Then he told
1:44:38
a we're story about how of these
1:44:40
eve online with the only one mean
1:44:42
mess right? and. Com.
1:44:45
Are is a I, He sends it it all. in fact
1:44:47
that. That's
1:44:49
why it's like this Simon to eat. When you
1:44:51
say something look at a he's like this. It
1:44:55
will us or the zoo. Yeah, I get frustrated. that
1:44:57
is it is. And. He
1:45:01
had cats. you'd be t. E
1:45:03
code in his in mouse sorry go on. He
1:45:05
told a story about how you know I needed.
1:45:08
This thing to pay off pay off for me.
1:45:10
Comedy. And. So I wanted my parents
1:45:13
see me on that would say so. So
1:45:15
I caught a producer she got the hospital.
1:45:17
It was funny that this you my dad
1:45:19
abra do his as a whole time but
1:45:21
used tally almost like a break story i
1:45:23
don't know and is user like sing. A
1:45:25
guy that can sing and dance is gay.
1:45:27
We're. Not masculine. I
1:45:30
mean, is my kind of true? I don't think so. Who.
1:45:33
Sings or That and is a
1:45:35
sexual bird not a who's super
1:45:37
obvious like an alpha male Elvis.
1:45:40
They really dancing since elvis for
1:45:43
busy day he wasn't dancing delay
1:45:45
I rating is have like. A
1:45:48
Rolling Stones what's his name? He's not
1:45:50
an alpha male. Mikey. I fucked a
1:45:52
lot a girl. James Brown. And
1:45:56
I am an that's an alpha male
1:45:58
as a Hammer. oh my yeah we
1:46:00
have. I bet you buy me a
1:46:02
larger been a grooves. That is crazy.
1:46:04
It is true Mc Hammer nobody fucks
1:46:06
of Now I'm Hammer Role deep and
1:46:08
those pants were some of the dumbest
1:46:10
shit or in Hollywood ever are in
1:46:12
whatever you wanna call as friend guys
1:46:14
ever. Prince was tense
1:46:17
about mother fucker. And.
1:46:19
Not Daves your parents talking about?
1:46:21
Hi my friends with a bad
1:46:23
motherfucker. As if he was straight.
1:46:25
I bet you he slade pussy that would
1:46:27
kill. The. Average. Downright was
1:46:30
was Prince gay. I
1:46:33
just so I die or was a mask know
1:46:35
I bet he did. I backed off his eyes
1:46:37
as symbol and who neighborhood and we talk about
1:46:39
right before prince. I said
1:46:42
dumb. Come. On. On.
1:46:45
Their. Oh.
1:46:48
I said Doug James Brown oh I know
1:46:50
Mc Hammer Mc Hammer Get Raped Cmc Hammers
1:46:52
different. Mc Hammer was dressing like a clown.
1:46:54
He wasn't dressing like provocatively insular as he
1:46:57
said song and dance. no no no I'm
1:46:59
I'm just saying up James Brown Yeah here's
1:47:01
a guy was dressing and like tight as
1:47:04
fuck and close but would still some a
1:47:06
boot up your ah Seattle and an. Mc
1:47:10
Hammer. same thing but for a different
1:47:12
yeah do. Either way I nailed three
1:47:14
rid of that song and dance. Not
1:47:16
gay but after that it's done. Some
1:47:18
it down hot. Oh yeah, I mean
1:47:20
who gives a Justin Timberlake were be
1:47:23
wearing a really usher. Know.
1:47:25
Ushered gave row or should be hanging
1:47:27
out with puffy some open the that
1:47:29
see that see going down. Or.
1:47:31
That, save for the posto. ah,
1:47:34
I'm Then there's an issue moment
1:47:36
where rom. They. Called
1:47:38
Joey. On. The phone and Joey
1:47:40
called in. And. Joey called Joe
1:47:42
and he answered leave the recalling him on
1:47:44
a. Gay, why is he
1:47:46
was of Joe Rogan Is ever got the
1:47:48
you've never paid for? Yeah, yeah. I died
1:47:50
yesterday and then Joy revealed when he's going
1:47:52
to be on and Joe had edited. does
1:47:55
is a brief moment there because they sound
1:47:57
a mess for the nurses know it's his
1:47:59
job I don't want people knowing who's
1:48:01
going to the mothership So he
1:48:03
said I can't have people knowing what
1:48:05
date Joey's gonna be in town because I want every
1:48:07
mothership show to be a surprise but the lineup or
1:48:11
No, I like her on he recorded
1:48:13
this amor one so long ago That
1:48:16
it was back when Joey was on which was
1:48:19
like Oh Joey's already been a half month the
1:48:21
only thing is I hate to sound like this
1:48:24
guy, but There was pictures
1:48:26
of him on the comedy mothership Instagram Yesterday
1:48:31
So we know what's present? Unless
1:48:33
are you talking about anwar? Yeah, he
1:48:35
lives in Texas. He's constantly
1:48:38
at the mothership. Okay It
1:48:40
seemed like it seemed like Joe was like I never
1:48:43
see you and Yeah,
1:48:45
that's good. Joe's like you play it though. Maybe
1:48:47
you're right. Maybe he's been in LA. I don't
1:48:49
know Just I think
1:48:51
was very close to but
1:48:53
I know rhyme or reason to win. Where's another guy? I've
1:48:55
never seen this comedy. So I'm kind of talking out of
1:48:58
turn here. Have you seen it? I
1:49:00
have is it very funny. Oh my
1:49:02
god, you fucking pompous cunt don't ever
1:49:04
do that again. Have you? Are
1:49:07
you not picking up on that? Do you see what he
1:49:09
did? No, I didn't see what he did What was weird
1:49:11
was his his first bit was the story he told on
1:49:14
Kids Joe, can you just answer the question? So
1:49:16
he's sort of a lot bitty Kelly's. Can you
1:49:18
answer the question? What's the question? Was he good?
1:49:20
Do you like his stand-up? No,
1:49:23
he just answered that. Yeah Ask
1:49:26
ask it answered You
1:49:28
said yes asked and answered He
1:49:30
said no asked and answered Because
1:49:33
what I was gonna say was he's kind of in
1:49:35
like talent camp Where
1:49:39
this is his fourth appearance on
1:49:41
Rogan and he didn't get that
1:49:44
The bump bump bump, you know, I
1:49:47
think he's more of a writer Joe's
1:49:50
always talking about how funny is and they
1:49:52
mention Fahim Anwar A lot on
1:49:54
the show. I don't know if you picked up on
1:49:56
that. But For me, it's like if you compare them
1:49:59
to the guy, we're gonna. Do next is
1:50:01
dying day. Just. Like. The
1:50:03
risk. The conversation
1:50:06
a legit amateur like really funny out
1:50:08
I don't know Indian Soldiers defense I
1:50:10
think for he manoir is like I
1:50:12
think he writes for television. that's what
1:50:14
I'm saying and I think Dan Soder
1:50:16
is constantly doing podcasts like Sharpening the
1:50:18
Steel you don't have a nice a
1:50:20
good the Legion of Skaggs be listen
1:50:22
live show. It's just constant zingers not
1:50:24
on skanks well as a theme. Know.
1:50:26
Dan. Soder he he rolls of the meeting.
1:50:28
or yeah, whatever. okay finds our it's he's in
1:50:31
that crowd. Yes, find ratings not on the Skaggs,
1:50:33
but you know what I mean. It really. Feel.
1:50:36
Sharp steal a he's just i don't
1:50:38
out of the screwdrivers and anyway but
1:50:40
for he was very safe. He.
1:50:42
Doesn't feel a years any of the demons
1:50:44
or something that other comedians may have her.
1:50:47
I'd like them either. The is fine as a nice guy. And
1:50:50
that his son. Ah. so knowing that he's been
1:50:52
on four times like I thought, this is like
1:50:54
a second time. Joe.
1:50:56
Is back on you Tube can no longer play
1:50:59
music. A worse may be a good thing now.
1:51:01
I would rather I'd like what he's
1:51:03
gonna do. I think that's really smart.
1:51:05
actually. give spada fi a little more.
1:51:08
Prestige. And if you
1:51:10
know you keep it in and you just cut
1:51:13
it, they're already Eddie being there's no other way
1:51:15
I did he wouldn't. A letter is is when
1:51:17
he said it I was like as like Joe
1:51:19
is saying this. Almost like. He's.
1:51:21
Me: Were. Like he's
1:51:23
gonna have to sit down and do the work of
1:51:26
editing it twice your. I mean what he was like.
1:51:29
He. Was I owe them were going. I've edited
1:51:31
twice. Sounds like you're not doing she. I
1:51:33
really love not going to pay someone. you
1:51:35
knew that I want to do it. Just
1:51:37
hire some else to do it in a
1:51:39
dude you could editor thing. six different ways
1:51:41
you can have in Punjabi if they wanted.
1:51:43
This is this is what I'm saying so
1:51:45
leaves the songs in and then that's also
1:51:47
good for spotter Fi right? Like they're paying
1:51:49
him all this task. Give them a little
1:51:51
fucking extra reason for people to go directly
1:51:53
to spot a Fi. It's a crazy if
1:51:55
he also done to me smile. You think
1:51:57
someone at Universal Music would just. right? Where
1:52:00
do you tube and be like, listen, if
1:52:02
Joe Rogan uses anything in our catalog, Greenlight.
1:52:06
Jack. Is only good it never their
1:52:08
name. a time where a song has
1:52:10
been played and it's negatively affect the
1:52:12
artist. I thought the promo they take
1:52:14
the whole thing. They.
1:52:16
Do that Sort of know what what I'm saying
1:52:19
is. so he he loses that pi no no
1:52:21
no them because he played a song and any
1:52:23
Id be the up to two songs in the
1:52:25
show know it's that they're worried about like them
1:52:28
using let it Be for a Nazi rally. I
1:52:30
get it goes also wrong by the way he
1:52:32
can. He. Can play a song like
1:52:34
a snippet of it. And. Then he
1:52:36
can claim fair use because he's
1:52:38
talking about the problem is it
1:52:41
will affect like. The.
1:52:43
Fair Use claim he can't upload the
1:52:45
video the day it comes out. So.
1:52:47
If he wanted to to they have to
1:52:49
check the fair claim has to go through.
1:52:51
it's a could take like two weeks and
1:52:53
then the video has anyways of what I
1:52:56
said though is perfect by who Cares About
1:52:58
you tube Anyways. A
1:53:00
you you have a spot of a on him
1:53:02
in a way for the dealership. If you wanna
1:53:04
go and see the full thing to study Spotify.
1:53:08
I. Can't believe frankly that he didn't
1:53:11
end up going to you on
1:53:13
i thought that would have that
1:53:15
you know it's modified completely or.
1:53:17
Just that least include why has
1:53:20
me included. Twitter. In
1:53:22
his. Like. He's everywhere else.
1:53:24
Why not on X or whatever the fuck
1:53:26
is com? I just, I mean when
1:53:28
you have those kind of numbers, I don't think you give
1:53:30
a shit. Bird Definitely just
1:53:33
by the by. Gonna see Tucker Carlson
1:53:35
on Joe Rogan and I know I
1:53:37
said lot. weeks ago Tucker was just
1:53:39
on. Lacks were very interesting pod can
1:53:42
rely the by Jerez Yeah is Alison
1:53:44
do it? And by the time. And.
1:53:48
They. Talk about going on Rogan.
1:53:51
and why it hasn't happened and does he
1:53:53
want to do in bob of was so
1:53:55
like i can't imagine that far off interesting
1:53:57
and these are good or bad I
1:54:00
think it'll be an interesting discussion. I don't know if it's
1:54:02
good or it's bad. I can't put a read on this
1:54:04
guy at all I'm like, oh, yeah, I understand you and
1:54:07
then he laughs and I'm just like fuck what what is
1:54:09
going on here? I'd like to see the Lex one and
1:54:11
I would like to see him on Joe I'd like I
1:54:14
don't think you've I've never seen Tucker Carlson
1:54:16
as a person. Oh Listen
1:54:18
to the Lex one. That's a it's a three-hour
1:54:20
conversation. Yeah. That's why I said I will But
1:54:23
I'm interested because you you only know him as
1:54:25
like the bow tie like you only know him
1:54:27
as an interviewer You've never like Heard
1:54:30
like a childhood story of his unless it was
1:54:32
like some concocted sort of you know, like when
1:54:34
I was a child in Connecticut Yeah, he goes
1:54:36
pretty hard on John
1:54:39
Stewart cuz John Stewart just went hard
1:54:41
on his whole that was hilarious supermarket
1:54:44
thing the thing is if he's just making
1:54:46
it all up and as
1:54:49
a horrible racist person The
1:54:52
Navy he's still amazing at what he does But
1:54:55
he comes off as a decent like
1:54:57
really good person with Decent
1:55:00
intentions and not like not painted
1:55:03
the way if someone just said his
1:55:05
name in the pejorative What
1:55:07
that meant because he's just
1:55:09
another guy remember I told you I saw
1:55:11
a video of some guy like running up
1:55:13
on Tucker Carlson fly fishing in the It
1:55:17
was harassment. You mean Like
1:55:19
they were in his face like we had a guy.
1:55:21
I mean a guy the guy said no, no I
1:55:23
mean it was just some regular dude who saw Tucker
1:55:25
Carlson fishing in in Central Park fly fishing in Central
1:55:28
Park And he walks up to him with
1:55:30
his camera out and he's like he Tucker Carlson's again He's
1:55:32
like, what are you doing? He's like fly fish and they have like a
1:55:35
Like he has a very nice like he
1:55:37
sits there and talks to this guy explaining
1:55:39
the fly fishing like yeah I guess I
1:55:41
was just very and it's another one
1:55:43
thing the person that Fox News is
1:55:45
so bad I've said it before Fox
1:55:47
is so bad. They fire is
1:55:50
better than Fox News. Yeah, I agree I
1:55:53
don't think Tucker Carlson is the worst person alive. No,
1:55:55
I didn't say you did I just I'm not some
1:55:57
people think he is Yeah, okay fair enough. Then they
1:56:00
talked about Beverly Hills Gop. Oh
1:56:02
shit yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. I'm
1:56:07
gonna win baby. It's
1:56:09
a movie game where Matt
1:56:11
and Simon go head
1:56:14
to head to find
1:56:16
out what
1:56:34
year a movie came out, how much
1:56:37
it cost to make and how much it made
1:56:39
at the box office. And this
1:56:41
week we're doing Beverly Hills Cop, the
1:56:44
classic buddy cop action film genre
1:56:47
starring A.D. Murphy,
1:56:50
Judge Reinhold, John Ash, Judge
1:56:52
Reinhold, Lisa Albacher, Ronnie Cox,
1:56:54
Stephen Burghoff. Don't forget
1:56:56
him. Cinematography by
1:56:58
Bruce Sertis. If that, he
1:57:02
was popping off. That might have been
1:57:04
too much information. You're hilarious. No, that's that
1:57:06
is too much info. Produced
1:57:08
by you know this Jerry
1:57:10
Bruckheimer. Top guy like Jerry Bruckheimer.
1:57:12
The other one that died, Don Simpson
1:57:15
died. Okay. Good call. Whoa,
1:57:17
that's you knew something. That was that was
1:57:19
my next. I'm ready. Oh, that was
1:57:21
your next was it? I'm ready to. What
1:57:23
year do you say? What year did
1:57:25
you say? 1983. Oh, I said 86. 85? 1984. I knew it
1:57:27
was right. Like
1:57:36
I knew it was either my year, the year
1:57:38
of my birth or one of the years after
1:57:40
before. Fuck me. All right. Go ahead, Simon.
1:57:42
Well, I said it costs 17 million. Yeah.
1:57:44
And it grossed 87.3. I said it costs
1:57:46
30 and it made 210.4. Oh, Matt,
1:57:48
you're really close. Budget 13 million. What
1:57:57
did you say? 30. Well, I'm close
1:57:59
to that one. Yes, box
1:58:01
office 234 million it made that much money Well
1:58:08
this podcast every Whatever was
1:58:11
massive was the biggest we're now every
1:58:13
this pockets of Eddie Murphy was like
1:58:15
the biggest thing since sliced bread There's
1:58:17
so like when I when I first
1:58:19
mentioned Ada Ross you were like who
1:58:21
would he talk about? He's a nobody
1:58:23
then you saw like he's a huge
1:58:25
thing. Well, he's still a nobody In
1:58:29
our in our circles, but he's big circles of
1:58:31
people over the age of 25 Yeah,
1:58:33
he's gonna be like a
1:58:36
factor a figure Oh like the
1:58:38
Paul's all that fame is a different type
1:58:40
of thing Well Paul experience before but they're
1:58:42
bigger than some movies of Paul's and Aiden
1:58:44
Ross are two totally different things Caught
1:58:46
of a cop from the same cloth. What if Aiden
1:58:48
Ross ends up being a billionaire? Oh,
1:58:50
that's something well that do it for
1:58:52
you. That's the first streaming billionaire Yeah,
1:58:56
I guess he would be yeah, it's all just it's always
1:58:58
brand new territory, but back in the day when a movie
1:59:00
is big everyone movies
1:59:03
just have lonnups like
1:59:05
nightly Sold out the
1:59:07
reason the only thing you're going to we
1:59:09
used to go I would I
1:59:12
saw multiple movies Multiple times in
1:59:14
theater. I haven't done that
1:59:16
in three decades Because
1:59:18
it was just it's all like in the same theater.
1:59:20
You would watch it and then watch it again
1:59:22
No, but I'm no I'm saying like a week later I might
1:59:25
go back and see it with someone else at a different theater
1:59:27
or whatever or like the Mayfair dude
1:59:29
Don't forget. I grew up like three blocks from
1:59:31
the Mayfair. I saw I'm
1:59:33
not kidding you I've seen speed on the
1:59:36
big screen 65
1:59:38
times and that's not an exact they would like
1:59:40
play three movies. Yeah, roll every day. Yeah, so
1:59:43
sad No, it's because dude.
1:59:45
It was always because speed forever was the double bill
1:59:47
So like they'd be like this is the new movie
1:59:49
and you'd be like, I really want to see that
1:59:51
and they'd be like Well speed's playing after it and
1:59:53
you'd be and you're so high that you're like, keep
1:59:55
in mind You're 12 years old and you're stone. So
1:59:58
you're like it was a warm place You
2:00:00
could spend five hours. No, no, no, I get
2:00:02
it. The main fare was the shit. Speed was
2:00:04
the one they thought. Oh my god, always. Blown
2:00:07
away. It's like they rented everything else, but they
2:00:09
bought speed. Yeah. Yeah. You
2:00:11
know what the best was? Someone they do Jackie
2:00:13
Chan runs. They do like four Jackie Chan. Dude,
2:00:16
you could just get high as fuck and sit
2:00:18
there for like 12 hours. Sorry, Kamar. What was
2:00:20
crazy was the drive-in movie. Oh,
2:00:22
I missed that. The movies are so weird.
2:00:24
They're so weird. Like have you ever been
2:00:27
to, I'll give you two scenarios, okay? Okay.
2:00:30
Have you ever been to a drive-in when it's
2:00:33
really buggy outside? Like
2:00:36
you're in black-white season or whatever. I mean
2:00:38
maybe like 40 years ago. It's
2:00:40
fucking horrible or if it's so hot
2:00:42
and you're
2:00:44
like trying to be in your car with the windows
2:00:47
up, but you can't have the windows up. Like that's
2:00:49
crazy, you know what I mean? And if it's buggy
2:00:51
and hot, like game over, man, I don't
2:00:54
think you can sit there with your car running the whole time. Just
2:00:57
idle that bitch for three hours. They probably
2:00:59
did. Probably. Well in the old days they
2:01:02
did, but you can't do that now. I
2:01:05
guess if everybody had an electric car you could do
2:01:07
that. Well, they don't even have them. So it's a...
2:01:10
But I guess... Have they still have drive-ins? Where?
2:01:14
There's I think two drive-ins in Ottawa, but
2:01:16
I bet you every city has one or two
2:01:18
drive-ins. Big
2:01:21
city. I disagree.
2:01:23
Okay, I'm gonna check.
2:01:26
Just Google how many drive-in theaters are left in
2:01:28
Canada? In Canada? Yeah, yeah.
2:01:30
Well, is that not a good enough like, you know,
2:01:33
if you find out there's only 15 that I
2:01:35
think I win. Yeah, fair enough. While
2:01:38
he does that they did talk about
2:01:40
Shane's monologue and have you seen the
2:01:42
Leemu Emu sketch? It was cut
2:01:44
but it's... No from Saturday Night
2:01:46
Live? No. It's hilarious. That's all I'll say.
2:01:49
Then... I thought his sports betting one was
2:01:51
hilarious. Were
2:01:55
you gonna like bet on your buddy's marriage? Yes,
2:01:57
yes, yes. I'm sorry. They
2:02:00
talked about SNL and Living Color and then they did
2:02:02
discuss Jamie Foxx in the dress. Yeah.
2:02:05
To Simon's point. So. Just,
2:02:07
sorry, 40. There are 40
2:02:09
drive-in movie theaters in Canada.
2:02:11
Okay. And you think that's a
2:02:13
lot, that's less than you thought? No, it was way
2:02:15
less than I thought. But who can pen? So I feel
2:02:18
like a champ now. Wow, I don't know about that.
2:02:20
I mean. Like you want me to check the US? No,
2:02:23
I'm just thinking because we have, let's
2:02:26
say there's realistically 10 provinces because I'm
2:02:28
sure there's not a lot of drive-ins
2:02:30
up north. It's about two per major
2:02:32
city. It was about right in what
2:02:34
I said. Go
2:02:37
ahead, come on. I'm so sorry. We're arguing about
2:02:39
fucking drive-in theaters. We're not done either. They
2:02:43
talked about Oppenheimer, which you've already talked about, but
2:02:45
you haven't seen it yet, Simon? No,
2:02:48
I have not. Okay, well, hold on, Simon. You're looking it
2:02:50
up? Yeah. You already looked it up? Nope, not
2:02:52
yet. What's the over-under
2:02:54
in the States? Yeah. I think there's probably like.
2:02:56
I would assume there's a lot more left there.
2:02:58
1,500 in the States. So
2:03:04
you're setting the over-under at 1,500? At 1,500. I'm
2:03:07
going to go under. Under. Yeah. Over,
2:03:09
under. I think there's 500. So
2:03:12
you're going under as well. Yeah, 1,500 seems like
2:03:14
a huge number, but that's where we're sticking. You're
2:03:16
going under also? Okay. I
2:03:20
mean, does it seem like a low number? I feel
2:03:22
like the US would hold on to like small towns.
2:03:24
You know what I mean? I feel like they would
2:03:26
drive through. I don't know. It's such 300. Well,
2:03:31
that's not a lot at all. But in the late
2:03:33
1950s, there were 4,000. That's
2:03:38
the four movie beaters. So,
2:03:42
mister, they're everywhere. They're not everywhere.
2:03:45
I mean, here, there's a lot of
2:03:47
them. 40, considering how fucking. That our
2:03:49
country's vast. A few people we have.
2:03:52
They talked a lot about cinema and. Sorry,
2:03:54
sorry, sorry. You can't just jump over the
2:03:57
dress. Oh, you did. What
2:04:00
I don't know? can you? You will. You
2:04:02
add nothing for it and. I
2:04:04
live the gave you your flowers you
2:04:06
accepted them and then we moved on.
2:04:08
That's exactly what happened there. got the
2:04:10
idea you your flowers are that are
2:04:12
going to die you isn't a d
2:04:14
your point Simon they do acknowledge did
2:04:17
a wave we talked about that dress
2:04:19
off aired and me now we talk
2:04:21
about that today on air. I'm done
2:04:23
them no problem been discussed. Last thing
2:04:25
I wanna do is beat off a
2:04:27
dead horse twice. Of
2:04:29
he went back for assistance, he still
2:04:31
offered. Like
2:04:34
others. Bruce. Lee was one hundred
2:04:36
thirty five pounds. Yeah,
2:04:38
he. Thinks you take him. He wears.
2:04:40
I know why. A viable Bradley Mark His eyes
2:04:43
are standing beside a guy. way to hundred thirty
2:04:45
five pound guess. You. Would feel a
2:04:47
certain way, would feel a certain way or ali I would.
2:04:50
Buy. The editor, your wife how likely
2:04:52
are you know that like and michael much
2:04:54
to t i was just going occasion honeymoon
2:04:56
you up in one of all am he's
2:04:58
probably like a hundred and ten one hundred
2:05:00
percent and that's the whole that's a whole
2:05:03
basis of mm me. There. Is
2:05:05
way for the small romantic. but I'm just thinking.
2:05:09
However, I'm an art. There are
2:05:11
tell tell signs of. Like.
2:05:13
If you see cauliflower ear. And.
2:05:15
You still decide to press
2:05:17
that person. I. Think you deserve
2:05:19
every into the ship taking that you're
2:05:21
about to do. There was no signs
2:05:23
for is either rugby player, her fighter
2:05:25
for Taekwondo. I. Mean. It's
2:05:28
or eurasian Guess that was a dead
2:05:30
giveaway. As
2:05:32
a white guy, you never know know exactly
2:05:35
Yeah, But. Doesn't think Mars like I
2:05:37
live in a world Now I get what you're saying
2:05:39
and Bruce Lee's day there was a lotta like tough
2:05:41
to probably just saw hundred thirty five pound guy and
2:05:43
were like I can take this guy I think nowadays
2:05:45
most people are a little more cop not most but.
2:05:48
I. Think most people are people are way
2:05:50
more cautious of like the amount of murderers
2:05:52
that are of their I would assume right
2:05:55
now in my life if somebody wanted to
2:05:57
say me when. I got them and.
2:06:00
want to fight them. I want none of the
2:06:02
smoke. You know? Yeah. Zero smoke.
2:06:05
Zero of it. Wow. I'm
2:06:07
just saying. I'm 41 though. If somebody wants to
2:06:09
fight you, it means they want to fight. Yeah.
2:06:16
And it doesn't matter what size they are. Like you
2:06:18
only want to fight if you want to protect yourself.
2:06:20
Yeah. And the worst is when a much smaller person than
2:06:22
you is like actively trying to fight. Then you're like, this
2:06:24
is a problem. Then you don't even know what to make.
2:06:26
Yeah. You're like fuck. Then
2:06:29
they started talking about rap. But that's what
2:06:31
they always said, right? Like if you're the
2:06:33
little guy, just act crazy. Yeah. And maybe
2:06:36
everybody's acting crazy. Yeah. Rap
2:06:38
music. I love it. I started talking about third
2:06:41
base and his friend everlast and a
2:06:43
glaring omission. A glaring. The Beastie Boys
2:06:45
is the Beastie Boys that he never
2:06:48
mentioned. Like I was screaming at the
2:06:50
TV or at the, uh, white rap
2:06:53
group that, uh, you know, had
2:06:55
success and has bangers like sabotage is undeniable.
2:06:58
And hold the way we did. It's crazy.
2:07:00
No, no. Cause you didn't house of
2:07:02
pain. They
2:07:04
didn't like they only had jump
2:07:06
around. Jump around was okay. It's not even that
2:07:08
great. No, no, no, no. It's a bang. It
2:07:10
was, it's still holds the test of time. It's
2:07:12
a stadium anthem. But to
2:07:14
your point album stunk. No, to your
2:07:16
point. No, it was, it was fire.
2:07:18
Tell me another song. Uh,
2:07:21
boom, schlock lock, boom. Um,
2:07:25
yeah. Terrible. Which is a terrible song.
2:07:27
No, at the time, it was so
2:07:30
big at the time. If you'd like
2:07:32
shamrock says shenanigans. Okay. No, enough. That
2:07:34
album stinks. Don't do this. I'm telling
2:07:36
you nothing holds up. I was sleeping
2:07:38
underneath on this guy's floor. I was
2:07:41
probably like 15 or 16 and
2:07:43
he was a DJ and
2:07:45
he got the album. Like he
2:07:48
was such that he would get releases like
2:07:50
this. The came out Friday. Apparently, this apparently
2:07:52
is really popular in the States right now.
2:07:55
He puts it on, but it
2:07:57
was on the wrong speed because it was like
2:07:59
an LP. whatever like 45 you got it
2:08:01
and it was like do
2:08:07
do and
2:08:09
we're like this sounds horrible and
2:08:11
then he changes speed it's like oh my god
2:08:13
and by five hours
2:08:15
later everywhere you went people
2:08:18
were playing in their cars driver
2:08:20
on neighborhood yeah yeah it was a banger at the
2:08:22
time I will give you that say look I'm
2:08:25
this is gonna be unpopular with
2:08:27
you all I'm sure it's y'all but
2:08:29
okay that's why
2:08:31
I said y'all oh okay Cypress
2:08:36
Hill yeah those songs were good
2:08:38
at the time that's what it is but
2:08:40
there's they stink now not what are you
2:08:42
fucking saying I said it and I told
2:08:44
you it was gonna be unpopular they're irrelevant
2:08:47
now because when you heard them there was
2:08:49
like that is the present that is something
2:08:51
about the president now they were and now
2:08:53
it's just so far what happened didn't happen
2:08:55
oh I'll accept that you if you're gonna
2:08:58
tell me that you're like kicking it to
2:09:00
hits from the bong still yep okay well
2:09:02
a great song no it's still a great
2:09:04
it seems pretty corny I walked in the
2:09:06
house and you thought yeah but
2:09:09
I don't know you would remember
2:09:11
your path 100% but when you
2:09:14
when you when
2:09:17
you look at that song now today without
2:09:19
the blinders of the past on if you
2:09:22
heard that for the first time today you
2:09:24
heard the bubbling of the ball yeah it's
2:09:26
kind of cheesy dude come on it's
2:09:28
come on it's from the boat oh my
2:09:30
god Simon you have yeah I know the
2:09:32
fact that there's even a song called hits
2:09:34
from the bong is cheese man I'm sorry
2:09:36
I agree you just brought
2:09:39
up the Beastie Boys as like someone
2:09:41
who wasn't brought up as a fucking
2:09:43
white wrap staple and came you want
2:09:45
to talk about cheese that the Beastie
2:09:47
Boys one album where they tried to
2:09:50
make them sell out and become something
2:09:52
they're not yes with cheesy everything after
2:09:54
that or before that you got a
2:09:56
five yeah license to ill
2:09:59
is cheesy Every other album is
2:10:01
fucking... is
2:10:03
nothing like that one. Whatever. No. Don't whatever mean that.
2:10:05
No, I'm not gonna- If you want to come at
2:10:07
me for white rappers that are shitty that I listen
2:10:09
to, don't use the Beastie Boys as an example. I
2:10:11
didn't say they were shitty, I'm a big fan of
2:10:13
the Beastie Boys. I'm just saying, your argument is like,
2:10:16
how does hits from the bong hold up? Dude, a
2:10:18
lot of people could make that argument about a lot
2:10:20
of Beastie Boys songs. I still like them. They still
2:10:22
go hard. It has nothing to do with nostalgia either.
2:10:24
Okay. Well, you would agree. You still like-
2:10:26
I know you don't listen to music. Yeah,
2:10:29
I don't listen to License to Ill. I
2:10:32
would never throw that on my fucking- I
2:10:34
get it. What about Ill Communication?
2:10:36
Yeah, it's a totally different album. Okay.
2:10:39
Yeah, thank you Simon. It's a totally different album. I don't sound
2:10:41
like that. Would you listen to
2:10:43
it? Right now, if it was on. Yeah,
2:10:45
I would. Okay. But it holds up.
2:10:47
That's what I'm saying. I'm telling you, Cypress Hill holds up.
2:10:49
Okay. If you were at
2:10:52
Ward right now- It doesn't hold up, and I'm gonna
2:10:54
say another controversial thing, Matt. Go ahead. Beastie
2:10:56
Boys License to Ill also doesn't
2:10:58
hold up. I'm a Beastie Boys
2:11:00
fan. Doesn't hold up- That doesn't matter. You're
2:11:02
talking about- Yeah, fine. Whatever. Go
2:11:05
on with the rap. No,
2:11:08
that's just a blaring omission. He either
2:11:10
doesn't like them or
2:11:12
forgot. He liked them. Are there
2:11:14
other white rappers that he forgot? I
2:11:16
meant to ask that. Vanilla Ice? No, no,
2:11:18
no. Vanilla Ice is a joke.
2:11:22
What we're doing right now is we're talking about
2:11:24
fairly mainstream. Like, 100 foot Jesus. If
2:11:26
you go to the underground side of
2:11:28
rap music, there's a million fucking white
2:11:31
rappers. I mean, idea who died. What
2:11:33
do you think of- Sage Francis. That
2:11:35
guy who raps on the internet. Give
2:11:38
me three words. Oh, Harry Mack?
2:11:40
Yeah, Harry Mack. Great rapper. I mean, he- You like
2:11:42
him? He's a great
2:11:44
freestyler. I've never, like, pen to paper is
2:11:46
a totally different thing. And freestylers have a
2:11:49
lot of crutches. Does he have pen to
2:11:51
paper songs? I don't know. He must. A
2:11:54
guy like that doesn't just not write songs.
2:11:56
That's a good question. Do You guys know
2:11:58
who Kacey Musgraves is? I've heard
2:12:00
the name seem Musk which is you brought country
2:12:03
singer guy had use on Acid L S A
2:12:05
today and this is one of her lyrics. okay
2:12:07
for you said the if you hear someone say
2:12:09
you know bomb as corny. She's
2:12:14
you brought. So. We're giving
2:12:16
her a pass this, I would a bomb
2:12:18
I used to wake and bake roller, bad
2:12:20
hit the gravity bong that I made and
2:12:22
started the. For. A while ago me
2:12:25
by ever the I did seem better when I
2:12:27
was high. I don't know why. That's
2:12:29
the worst said the lyrics. i'm Amazon as
2:12:31
it comes out amoeba. He was still see
2:12:34
of a Bombs Diverse She performed out last
2:12:36
night. Sorry. Did you use
2:12:38
that to try and like yet prove
2:12:40
me wrong? Because you're just proved me
2:12:42
right that will not hold up? That
2:12:44
is a fucking terrible lyric. you never
2:12:46
know. You. Know what holds
2:12:48
up going you endo? Innuendo
2:12:51
holds up. shove it up in a long
2:12:53
were you say in it but not say
2:12:55
in it but when you just come out
2:12:57
with bongs a bubble in that's don't hold
2:12:59
up we didn't know how many hour and
2:13:01
you fucking weirdo it's just a sound at
2:13:03
the beginning of the fucking song at so
2:13:05
we're so weird and listen you're entitled. You're
2:13:07
applying the titled love any and I just
2:13:09
saying and I'm entitled to sit and I
2:13:11
go there. Your opinion If we don't get
2:13:13
why the controversial out here for your i
2:13:16
incrementalist that you're welcome to a think I'm
2:13:18
a dancer quite hundred people agree with me.
2:13:21
Who happened to be listening to the
2:13:23
program that great depth? And if they
2:13:25
don't? That's. Okay too. man.
2:13:28
That's life. The apple busy pro.
2:13:31
Is amazing. Will all the concept
2:13:33
with any of the. Hobby,
2:13:35
the huge screen and also the idea
2:13:37
about being immersive in the video game.
2:13:40
They talked about Quake Down know that
2:13:42
she? that was. sorta Yeah, you're getting
2:13:44
ahead of yourself. Ah we
2:13:47
out. Well anyways the Apple vision pro is
2:13:49
amazing. Some of his be so much more
2:13:51
sense than having a huge T V. Now.
2:13:54
The behavior gamers specially? don't you
2:13:56
think there's something shared about watching
2:13:58
something together with some. You
2:14:00
can do it. You buy two headsets. You spend eight grand and
2:14:04
you're fucking great. No, but even there you're
2:14:06
like, you're not really watching together. Why are
2:14:08
you not watching together? A hundred percent you
2:14:10
are. Well, you're like, you have your earphones
2:14:13
in. No, you're wearing the Apple
2:14:15
headset. Yeah. And it's blasting the sound into
2:14:17
your ears. But there's a microphone and they
2:14:19
can hear you too. Okay.
2:14:22
That right through the mic. It's just like here.
2:14:24
Yeah. I mean,
2:14:26
again, that's how you, that
2:14:29
is the recipe for divorce, just
2:14:31
by the way, when people start
2:14:33
sitting beside each other wearing goggles,
2:14:36
that is the recipe for divorce. Yeah.
2:14:39
Because then you're going to be like, well, we could
2:14:41
just be doing this in other rooms. And then you're
2:14:43
like, well, we don't even need to live together anymore.
2:14:46
We can still watch TV together, you know, and then
2:14:48
it's over. Well, in the meantime, if
2:14:50
you're not a relationship, that'll just make so much
2:14:52
more sense practically. Listen, Simon, if you live in
2:14:54
a studio apartment, which is the way of the
2:14:56
future, because a studio apartment is going to cost
2:14:58
you five grand a month soon, the
2:15:01
Apple Vision Pro is like the only way to live. Now
2:15:03
again, where you have the extra four grand to get
2:15:06
it, like think about it. You're sitting in your studio
2:15:08
apartment. It's very small. It's cramped. You strap on this
2:15:10
Apple thing and all of a
2:15:12
sudden you're sitting in a fucking. You just
2:15:14
gave the plot to Ready Player One. Yeah.
2:15:17
Like the world has gone to shit.
2:15:20
Yeah. You can't afford anything. Yeah. You
2:15:22
live in a cubicle, which is actually
2:15:24
a shipping container. Yeah. And
2:15:26
you plug into your fucking goggles every day
2:15:28
and you live your life in the matrix.
2:15:30
That's okay, Simon. People will be doing that
2:15:32
and you'll be out trying to figure out
2:15:35
your deer problem. You can solve and all
2:15:37
sorts of shit. Nothing. No one's asking you
2:15:39
to do anything. And I think you can
2:15:41
couple them up that you are in the
2:15:43
together, in the virtual reality or
2:15:45
the augmented reality. Yeah. No, my problem was
2:15:47
the hearing, but he solved that with his
2:15:49
microphone thing. The funniest was they showed this
2:15:52
guy who's hooked up to like a neural
2:15:54
link type thing. It was on 60 minutes
2:15:56
and the 60 minutes guy, the voiceover comes
2:15:58
on and he's like, I'm going to. Skim a
2:16:00
mathematical question and he's going to search the
2:16:02
internet using just his mind and come back
2:16:04
with the answer. and you can see like
2:16:06
yeah, some the Martha question though. the guy
2:16:09
just sit there like this like. Not.
2:16:13
Saying anything, just staring off into the abyss.
2:16:16
then eventually comes back in like. Six.
2:16:18
Thousand, Four Hundred and Eighty Two. And I mean, and I just
2:16:20
thought to myself like. I. Wonder
2:16:22
if it's that slow or of back I real
2:16:24
quick was like porn hub I was just gonna
2:16:27
say i usually just for it would advocate for
2:16:29
like more scene of the reactor need to see
2:16:31
a just quickly like all look at the ass
2:16:33
on this chicken like oh the answer yes or
2:16:35
it's fourth quarter we can like a wonder if
2:16:37
that's the future like we're all just so a
2:16:39
d h d that it's like. To
2:16:42
think about of the abolition pro like you could.
2:16:44
This is the best part Simon. You.
2:16:46
Could be watching a movie with your wife. Kay.
2:16:49
Years or both watching a movie and assumes
2:16:51
the other foreign and not even for no.
2:16:53
no no even better you have. you also
2:16:55
have your basketball cards. Plastered
2:16:58
to the wall. Yeah, this
2:17:00
all just seems wildly problematic. Roka.
2:17:03
Snow know it sounds like great bachelor life
2:17:05
now. Listen, you're already married your inner for
2:17:08
the long haul. I can hurt your marriage.
2:17:10
Your. Past that Us or past Apple
2:17:12
Vision Procrustean where I just don't like
2:17:15
you said, eight thousand dollars to watch
2:17:17
tv with somebody like it's just A.
2:17:19
I bought my Tv for four hundred
2:17:21
bucks. For you
2:17:23
to see a buzzing if you're traveling. Yeah.
2:17:27
For something? Travel? Yeah, I know this and
2:17:29
I'm looking at it from my eyes. The
2:17:31
problem? Is for like
2:17:33
Matt saying, if you're single and
2:17:36
your life is shit and you're
2:17:38
not liking what you're doing and
2:17:40
all of those things, this is
2:17:42
the perfect escape. And this is
2:17:45
the rudimentary version. Like.
2:17:47
What's this going to be like when it's perfected
2:17:49
Can be sec. You will drive past the car
2:17:51
on the highway with two kids in the
2:17:53
back with them on. Well that's fine, it's the
2:17:55
people in the front seat with is her
2:17:57
name is your problem will crash the car. I
2:18:01
saw on the other day because
2:18:03
his his test was driving. And
2:18:06
he's got the apple vision bro on him as
2:18:08
nothing but he's got like six roulette table sculpture.
2:18:11
On the high wages you think
2:18:13
everyone will has. He had criticism
2:18:15
of some sort of the new
2:18:17
technology itself. The driving self driving
2:18:19
cars will never. I. Will
2:18:21
always be fearful of them. I can't get
2:18:23
over it when I see somebody like have
2:18:25
never seen it in real life. Thank God
2:18:28
Odin I saw some on the highway. Dude,
2:18:30
I would get off the on ramp like
2:18:32
right away first sex and I don't want
2:18:34
to be around that thing when it crashes
2:18:36
and starts a domino effect. You know sitting
2:18:38
on a plane the have to us by
2:18:41
surprise. I. Mean I.
2:18:43
It's been a long time since I flew,
2:18:45
so I can't really speak to a lot
2:18:47
of all the public shifts, But suddenly he
2:18:49
got a building, you got another room. We're
2:18:51
still Abs but you're just the train is
2:18:53
about young all over the bus. A bus
2:18:55
is the worse, right? Services.
2:18:57
The word about the boat to small
2:18:59
boat. I. Do they even I
2:19:01
get annoyed years he just oh okay I'll tell
2:19:04
you what the worst as and I know this
2:19:06
for a fact. Houseboat.
2:19:08
Mouse. Houseboat is the worst
2:19:10
yes, second only to or
2:19:13
maybe in front of the.
2:19:17
Winnebago. In. Front of
2:19:19
know in the Winnebago them in their
2:19:21
neck and neck. Know Winnebago Houseboat makes
2:19:23
know they're right There they are the
2:19:25
were and then after that you go
2:19:27
to bus because you know the bus
2:19:29
air venting system is not good like
2:19:31
the plane has to have super good.
2:19:36
Mike. Air. So far it's alone while
2:19:38
for farts and just you're stuck up there
2:19:40
in the air. When.
2:19:42
You can open the windows on the bus. can
2:19:46
open the windows and playing but if
2:19:48
you are asking see if if you've
2:19:50
just the but it at the back
2:19:53
at a bus there's no three seats
2:19:55
know those above his bills long as
2:19:57
the gallery amputation of for hims would
2:19:59
falsifies And just comfort and sit down.
2:20:01
You know that three inches beside you,
2:20:04
someone is going to town. And
2:20:06
you literally watch that guy come like
2:20:08
a great white shark. You have to
2:20:10
watch him down the whole aisle. You're
2:20:12
watching every person get up or shift
2:20:14
thinking don't fucking come back here. Don't
2:20:16
come back here. Wrong
2:20:19
way. But if everyone has their Alpha Vision
2:20:22
Pro on them. You'll never know. You'll just
2:20:24
smell something horrible. But
2:20:26
if they can just get nasal
2:20:28
plugs that spritz in whatever. Yeah,
2:20:31
that'd be great. If you're playing golf, it's
2:20:33
like fresh cut grass. So
2:20:36
yeah, it seems sort of like the same old
2:20:39
thing. No, no, it's going to be
2:20:41
amazing. I just really can't see myself
2:20:43
getting too far into it. But I
2:20:45
said that about cell phones. I
2:20:49
said that about pretty much everything that I've come to
2:20:51
depend on. You know what
2:20:53
the thing is, Simon is like right now $4,000 is absolutely heinous. There's
2:20:57
zero chance they're getting you for that price point. Once
2:20:59
it's like 300, 400, that sort of thing. Like
2:21:02
I guarantee you an iPad is the sort of thing
2:21:04
that you were like, I would never ever get this
2:21:06
in my life. Why would I ever use
2:21:08
that for art when I can just do real art and now
2:21:11
you love Procreate? You know what I mean? Like it's something you
2:21:13
use all the time. I
2:21:15
mean, yeah, but I get you. Yeah. Yeah.
2:21:18
Like imagine Procreate with the Apple Vision. Well,
2:21:21
that would be interesting, but I don't even know how that
2:21:23
will work. Oh, I don't know what
2:21:25
it's going to look like brushes like just right
2:21:27
in front of you like on an actual canvas.
2:21:29
So weird. But then you could like pinch and
2:21:31
squeeze it. Do all the same. Yeah, it's interesting.
2:21:35
Very interesting. Could you imagine if you
2:21:37
had it set up so
2:21:39
you were filmed? You
2:21:41
signed up to be totally filmed for a day, but you
2:21:43
don't know the day and then you
2:21:46
get it back. You actually see how
2:21:48
you carry yourself in the world. How dorky you
2:21:50
look like. Whatever. I feel to be horrible, but
2:21:52
super cool at the same time. I mean, it'd
2:21:54
be super cool if you'd be cinematic. They catch
2:21:56
you on your worst day. I will be able
2:21:58
to do it, but... So
2:22:00
that guy who's walking down the street
2:22:02
with the goggles on doing
2:22:04
this. Yeah. So he's seeing the world in
2:22:06
front of him and he can sublay everything on
2:22:09
top of that. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah.
2:22:11
It's augmented reality. So again, Simon, like think
2:22:13
about it like this. You could be walking down
2:22:15
the street with your... Now again, I think
2:22:17
right now they're too big and robust. I
2:22:19
don't think it... But the ones, like
2:22:21
they've showed concepts for the future of them, like
2:22:23
how they'll look in 10 years and they're like
2:22:25
a pair of glasses. I said
2:22:28
this, you... I saw somebody else had
2:22:30
that technology already. Well, we said it before,
2:22:32
we'll say it again, contact lens. The
2:22:35
point being, Simon, like you could have Google Maps
2:22:37
open and it would just be like a blue
2:22:39
line on the street. Contact
2:22:41
lens doesn't work, Kamar, because how do you
2:22:44
get like the haptic, the sound
2:22:46
and stuff through the... Well, no, but your
2:22:48
earbuds, you would just have earbuds. You would
2:22:50
have earbuds, I gotcha. Yeah, that's right. It
2:22:52
would be an earbud... No,
2:22:55
you'd have an in- Contact. That's a...
2:22:57
Come on, Beau. No, we're trying to
2:22:59
not have to... Yeah, we're avoiding the
2:23:01
implant. But I'm losing my hearing. Deform
2:23:03
yourself. Yeah, like it's obvious. Yeah, me
2:23:05
too. But I got these headphones that
2:23:07
have like a muting. OK. And
2:23:10
so you can even hear what's going
2:23:12
on outside. And it's just
2:23:14
like a hearing aid almost. Yeah. Technology would
2:23:16
get there that... losing
2:23:18
a hearing will not be as bad as it
2:23:21
was. Kamar, you would love
2:23:23
the new... like the latest generation of
2:23:25
Apple AirPods. You'd fucking love...
2:23:27
They are a hearing aid. I need a hearing
2:23:29
aid just to hear people. Yeah,
2:23:31
these are perfect for you. Because
2:23:33
again, you can choose on them the same
2:23:35
thing. Ambient or... Ambient, exactly. Yeah, you can
2:23:37
choose like, do I want both the world
2:23:40
or do I want noise cancelling? Yeah. And
2:23:42
you can... That is the next
2:23:44
generation for the hearing impaired. Kamar, there's a
2:23:46
guy... So it's crazy. Mary has the latest
2:23:48
AirPods and like there's a guy I follow
2:23:50
on Instagram. He has all these Apple hacks,
2:23:52
like shortcuts on your phone, whatever. He's
2:23:55
been posting these videos lately where he's like, put
2:23:57
your AirPods in for this song and he plays a look.
2:24:00
clip of a song and dude it's it
2:24:03
it doesn't make sense I don't know what's going on
2:24:05
in these fucking sounds amazing the sound
2:24:08
is not like dude he played this
2:24:10
one song where it sounds literally like
2:24:12
the sound is going around your head
2:24:14
and you're like what the fuck like
2:24:16
going on here a quadrifonic audio this
2:24:18
is me you're saying we gotta wrap
2:24:20
this up I sometimes use my bublonic
2:24:29
converter to augment the reality
2:24:32
of walking in that's right
2:24:35
I won't be feeling again
2:24:37
this thing but he goes have you ever
2:24:39
done cruise ships no it was
2:24:44
really like do we even know each other you
2:24:46
know maybe like Burt's thing every
2:24:49
day oh no no but even then his defense
2:24:52
in his bigger one it's ironic because in the
2:24:54
cat Williams episode he was like what you won't
2:24:56
do my club and he's like I am a
2:24:59
theater only that was amazing
2:25:02
that's what I'm saying it's the it's kind of the
2:25:04
same flex like no but buddy I don't do cruise
2:25:06
ships like I'm about that I forgot all about that
2:25:08
how he's like yeah you won't do the gun yeah
2:25:12
Joe wrote yeah I'm an arena act thank
2:25:14
you I forgot that off my notes actually
2:25:17
yeah well we're used to the lucky we're
2:25:19
here I give
2:25:21
fahim two and a half I
2:25:25
will give him a 2.7 I
2:25:29
give him a 5 but the episode of two yeah
2:25:33
you're a dick just move on to the
2:25:35
next one that's my my plan yeah yeah
2:25:37
both of you throwing fucking shade like honey his is
2:25:39
my tricks now this is weird cuz it's 21 12
2:25:43
damn soda I think he came in on a Friday
2:25:45
it was a Thursday you
2:25:47
missed the fucking face did love the
2:25:49
soda love the soda love
2:25:52
the soda I guess I love that the
2:25:54
love soda but they come on bagging on
2:25:56
cat Williams because Joe just as
2:25:58
we just had cat on and Was
2:26:01
pretty funny about dance orders are totally precedents
2:26:03
like I almost of which little of your
2:26:05
time. Assist
2:26:08
assist the up A. Yes,
2:26:12
he is almost like the rich little of
2:26:14
our time color I like yeah we used
2:26:16
rich little well as the in case for
2:26:18
any of our seventy. Nine
2:26:21
these you might know who that late more
2:26:23
but I'm tell you which little one the
2:26:25
biggest during your own somebody a little more
2:26:27
current. Nope.
2:26:29
Assess. Assess Assess Spaghetti Gray. I'm from
2:26:31
South. There's a guy from a beverage
2:26:33
or police academy. Yes, Michael Winslow may
2:26:35
have no. I thought she was like
2:26:37
Michael Wind Blow of our time. I.
2:26:42
Just I just think of mainstream media's
2:26:44
pain. The Cat Williams is crazy. And.
2:26:47
He seems lot more saner than he's painted. I
2:26:50
mean when I always find that interesting yeah, I
2:26:52
fighting a kid was a to that's a tough
2:26:54
one. You. Can you can shrug your
2:26:56
shoulders? Are you want their with the it's a
2:26:59
tough one for the public to cease Is it
2:27:01
not for me? Wouldn't kids alone jerks? I was
2:27:03
like look at some the fighting the kid thing
2:27:05
I'm not sure. I met her and on this
2:27:07
story likud I'm not saying no I'm ah I
2:27:09
don't know I'm you don't know what I'm telling
2:27:11
you Is this I saw the video. All I'm
2:27:13
saying is this. We've.
2:27:16
All been there were. It's like I could kill this
2:27:18
kid right now k every adult been there. I'm not
2:27:20
saying you haven't. It's. Rare that
2:27:22
we act on it. know? So what did
2:27:24
he? He actually punched out a kid know
2:27:26
the kids like had him down on the
2:27:28
ground. How did this happened? You know summer
2:27:30
was all over Tmz. Ah,
2:27:32
Mean, I know that it exists, but I
2:27:35
don't have scientists. Are you his lawyer? For
2:27:38
half the that's her sister out here.
2:27:40
my whole life support of. Ah,
2:27:43
they try to cocaine. The origin of
2:27:45
cocaine dell. Which is very interesting.
2:27:48
Gone. Because they always have.
2:27:51
To. Shoot It. Does.
2:27:53
True to it's. A. You know, That
2:27:56
that. is true
2:28:00
in south america the concussed doors sorry
2:28:03
the what and keith to don't keep the
2:28:05
doors banned coca as an
2:28:07
evil agent of the devil but
2:28:09
they found when people weren't chewing on it they'd be
2:28:12
lazy he's
2:28:14
literally um stimulant and
2:28:17
just like cat william says those from the planet
2:28:20
from a plant to put there to
2:28:22
be done the um
2:28:25
turning into a cocaine that makes
2:28:27
white girls go crazy was a
2:28:29
late victorian era thank
2:28:33
you this the history moment has been blocked
2:28:35
homes used to do it when
2:28:37
you didn't have a big case what
2:28:40
are you doing and
2:28:42
in the 20th century memphis teddicea
2:28:45
cocaine was sold neighborhood drugstores costing
2:28:47
five or ten cents for a small box full
2:28:50
when it's time
2:28:52
to be alive well things just changed uh
2:28:54
i thought it was hilarious when they played the
2:28:57
clip of ray charles shitting on albus yeah
2:29:00
that was great i think that's something a blind man can do
2:29:03
so they were playing a pickup
2:29:05
soccer game the kid was 17 years old
2:29:07
yeah they were playing a pickup soccer game
2:29:09
words were exchanged cat
2:29:13
punched him and then the kid
2:29:15
got him in a chokehold okay so i go
2:29:17
back to it like that's a tough one to
2:29:19
write like kamar's like media has painted him as
2:29:21
this maniac and all i'm saying is like when
2:29:23
you as an adult fight a 17 year old
2:29:25
kid yeah in all fairness you thought it was
2:29:28
a 13 year old kid i thought i said
2:29:30
17 i'm pretty sure he
2:29:32
said 13 i wasn't listening anyways okay
2:29:34
that's supposed to be a surprise big
2:29:36
fucking surprise either
2:29:38
way that changes everything man
2:29:41
17 years old that's changing
2:29:43
everything that
2:29:45
could have been way bigger than cat we
2:29:47
probably was way bigger either way why is
2:29:49
he fighting us it doesn't they came to
2:29:51
words during the he may have got attacked
2:29:53
because cat was doing the best trash talking
2:29:56
still have all the time there's one of
2:29:58
them you know stop and say God
2:30:00
cat is still here today. You said that
2:30:02
the seven that cat through the punch and
2:30:04
then the kid took him down That's correct.
2:30:06
Okay, so cat through the first blow. Yeah,
2:30:08
he said something that cat didn't like So
2:30:11
the kid so this 17 year old kid,
2:30:13
so they're clearly lighting that up They
2:30:15
were playing a game of let's just say it was
2:30:17
soccer, but let's say it was pick up basketball. Okay?
2:30:20
You're bringing rain to the sports. I'm
2:30:23
sure Yeah, you're right. It's a bit
2:30:25
too hard. What I'm talking about your
2:30:27
ankle, but they didn't mean to why
2:30:29
is cat William's playing a pickup saw
2:30:34
For 40. Yeah, and it was one
2:30:36
hundred hundred wasn't money that day When
2:30:41
I'm not selling out arenas and reading one to two
2:30:43
hundred I Like
2:30:47
to play pick up soccer with kids not
2:30:49
club Rogan arena if
2:30:51
it was a nine-year-old, that's one thing
2:30:54
I Get it every year
2:30:56
against older got a little bit better You said
2:30:58
13 it sounded egregious when I found out it
2:31:00
was 17. I'm like, well you got duped You're
2:31:03
you're fighting against the same you're railing against
2:31:05
the same thing That so if I come
2:31:07
in here next week and and in the
2:31:09
poster I'm like, oh, I I bought a
2:31:11
17 year old kid in my Week, you're
2:31:14
like totally normal behavior If you're like out
2:31:16
at a gas station and and people are
2:31:18
bad-mouthing Mary and they happen to be 17
2:31:20
and you have to fight Them well, that's what you
2:31:23
have to do, you know, have you doesn't matter that
2:31:25
they're 17. Have you really watching? Um Am
2:31:28
I right here? He and the Rangers? Yeah,
2:31:31
that kid the seven set the six seven
2:31:33
kid has been fighting everyone under the five
2:31:35
and he fights every single person and there
2:31:37
something I mean, this has got it out of control, but
2:31:40
he's 21. He would beat
2:31:42
the shit out of you Well, that's 21. That's
2:31:44
a whole different thing. That was a
2:31:46
man. Mm-hmm It's
2:31:48
a very strong young man. Well, no, but I mean if
2:31:50
you're If you're 17
2:31:53
and you play on your high
2:31:55
school, let's say football team. You're
2:31:57
a massive individual Probably
2:32:00
the guy who attacked Cat Stevens or Cat
2:32:02
Williams. I hope Cat Stevens
2:32:04
is okay. He's
2:32:07
also playing pickup soccer with Cat Williams. Thank
2:32:09
God he made it out. No
2:32:11
one will be Elvis. Imagine Cat Williams
2:32:14
singing Cat Stevens songs as an
2:32:16
album. That would be gold. What
2:32:20
was that again? Elvis,
2:32:22
he's sort of like the last big, Elvis Michael
2:32:24
Jackson. I think the Beatles were bigger than Elvis.
2:32:27
What are you saying? The biggest one? Elvis
2:32:29
lives. It was such a trope. It was
2:32:31
such a meme before there's any memes. Elvis
2:32:33
lives long after he was dead. I get
2:32:35
it. To anyone else. Maybe some
2:32:37
John. You're saying it's the first conspiracy, too?
2:32:39
What do you know? No one's ever
2:32:41
going to be bigger than Elvis. I don't think Taylor Swift is bigger
2:32:43
than Elvis. Drake and Taylor Swift
2:32:46
are maybe the last. I think you judge it
2:32:48
by, like they were saying, when the girls freak
2:32:50
out and can't control themselves. Like
2:32:53
what? Taylor Swift. One Direction.
2:32:55
Oh yeah. You know what I
2:32:57
mean? Justin Bieber was up there. The
2:32:59
other one was B-Verd, Justin Timberlake, all
2:33:01
of those boy bands. Elvis died at 43.
2:33:05
Yeah, that's weird, eh? No, it's just sad. No,
2:33:07
it's, I thought he was much older than that. I
2:33:09
thought he was like 60 something when he died. I
2:33:11
don't know about 60. I thought he was
2:33:13
maybe 50. I'm caught in
2:33:15
the trap. I don't know if it was a damn.
2:33:18
But do you even like Elvis music? I can't hold
2:33:20
back. No, I'm not a
2:33:22
big Elvis fan. I think he has one song I
2:33:24
like. Which is? Which is um...
2:33:29
It'll come to me in a second. Wise
2:33:33
men say... Only
2:33:36
fools rush in. Only
2:33:38
fools rush in. And
2:33:43
I can't help falling
2:33:46
in. That's weird that that's your, that's
2:33:48
why I wouldn't have taken
2:33:50
that to be your song at all times. No,
2:33:52
no, no, no. Yeah. Someone
2:33:55
in this discussion was constipated for
2:33:58
four months. Which
2:34:00
is just insane. Have you ever been
2:34:02
constipated before? Only when I was addicted to
2:34:05
opioids. And it was
2:34:07
the worst thing ever. You
2:34:10
know, being constipated is terrible. Yeah.
2:34:14
Being constipated is bad. Have
2:34:16
you ever been so constipated though that you've
2:34:18
done bad things to yourself? Cause
2:34:21
self harm? Like tried to get it
2:34:23
out? Yeah. You have? Yes. Well
2:34:26
that's bad. Yeah, it is bad. Did
2:34:28
I write a story about survivors? Can't ask someone else to
2:34:30
do it. No, you can't ask them.
2:34:33
That's a real trust. I know you're going to roll
2:34:35
your eyes. I read a story about survivors, so this
2:34:37
guy is on survivor. I know this
2:34:39
story. And
2:34:41
he's super constipated. And they're like,
2:34:44
you have two options right now. We
2:34:46
can medically take you out of the
2:34:48
game. Or you can go into the
2:34:51
woods. And you can whittle a stick
2:34:53
down. And you can put
2:34:55
a stick in your ass and try to like loosen up
2:34:58
whatever's in there. And the guy did not
2:35:00
want to leave the game. So he went into
2:35:02
the woods and fucking whittled
2:35:05
the stick down and crammed it up his
2:35:07
ass. So that's to win a million bucks.
2:35:09
Yeah. On Naked Unafraid. Which
2:35:12
is to win nothing. Yeah. They
2:35:14
are constantly doing shit like that. Were
2:35:17
savages? No, it's gross. I
2:35:19
don't know. But why did you have to
2:35:21
like with so many medicines now? Why
2:35:23
would you have to like self? Yeah,
2:35:26
why'd you put a coat hanger up your ass?
2:35:28
Yeah, well, what did you put up your ass first of
2:35:30
all? Finger. Zen? Finger. Oh,
2:35:33
he just used constipation. Finger. Oh,
2:35:35
that was an excuse. Oh my God. He's like, I'm
2:35:37
constipated again. Why does this
2:35:39
constipation keep making me ejaculate? This would
2:35:42
have to be 13 years ago. Oh,
2:35:46
you know the date? 15 years ago, 17 years ago. Well,
2:35:49
I know the time period. Okay, yeah, yeah,
2:35:51
fair enough. Let
2:35:54
me check my calendar. So that
2:35:56
wasn't now that was then. Oh my God. I don't know
2:35:58
if it had all the medicines. Oh,
2:36:00
they certainly did. If you
2:36:02
were addicted to opioids, they
2:36:04
definitely had constipation medicines. Yeah,
2:36:07
no, constipation is noble, I know. Yeah.
2:36:11
It's terrible. And for the reason that he
2:36:14
said, you're still hungry. Of course,
2:36:16
you're still taking in. You got to live. Yes,
2:36:18
calm down, calm down. You're taking in. You're
2:36:20
just not putting out. Yeah. Yeah,
2:36:22
no, I, even if I don't have to poop in the
2:36:25
morning, I poop in the morning. Thanks.
2:36:28
You're regular. I don't want
2:36:30
to forget one morning and then have it
2:36:32
build up. Just get it out. Yeah.
2:36:35
That's something no one discusses. I like that Simon
2:36:37
thinks he's going to forget that he has to shit. I
2:36:40
don't want to forget. If
2:36:42
you run into someone and say, how's it going?
2:36:44
They go, fantastic. I just had a great shit.
2:36:46
All this shit talking is making me have to
2:36:49
take a shit. I don't go home. I will
2:36:51
just not shit in here. Rather. And
2:36:54
how many public, how many public shits do you think
2:36:56
you take a year? I think friend houses. I don't
2:36:58
know if that counts. Okay. I
2:37:00
can't even remember. Like I really have to shit. Now
2:37:02
this is bad, but I can't remember the last time
2:37:04
I should at someone else's house. I mean my parents
2:37:06
maybe, but. Listen,
2:37:09
I'm saying I will shit at someone's house if it's
2:37:11
like a must. Like if I'm like, I'm just not
2:37:13
going to make it. I'd say like,
2:37:15
that's like a more comfortable option. But yeah, like out in
2:37:17
public is a tough, tough, tough. I was at work the
2:37:19
other day and I had to shit. There was just nothing
2:37:21
I could do about it. I had to do it. Yeah.
2:37:25
I own that building. I still didn't want to
2:37:27
shit in there. You know what I mean? Like
2:37:29
it's just the idea of shitting where other people
2:37:31
shot. And yeah, no bueno. No
2:37:34
it's more just like shitting should be a comfortable,
2:37:36
like a good 10 minute experience.
2:37:38
10 minutes. Try like 20 minutes. Well now that
2:37:40
we have phones, give it a half hour. I
2:37:43
might get. I might as well spend the day there. Oh I have
2:37:45
to. Once I have those
2:37:47
goggles, I'm never coming off the toilet.
2:37:49
Is that a violation? What?
2:37:52
If you're talking to someone while you're taking a shit. Oh
2:37:54
I never did that. I've been honest with him. Oh no,
2:37:56
it's 100% a violation. I
2:38:00
did you so many times. Dude,
2:38:02
you're my bad. You just know you've
2:38:04
been violated, son. We only communicate
2:38:07
through text. Yeah, well, I know you've been violated
2:38:09
that way too. If you're
2:38:11
texting me from the toilet, I could care less. That's
2:38:13
okay. But I do not want to see your face
2:38:15
while you're taking a shit. No, I have a friend
2:38:17
that- Do you FaceTime me? I have a friend that
2:38:19
FaceTimes me all the time on the shitder. And I
2:38:21
mean all the fucking time. Yeah, that's put your feet
2:38:23
on the desk. Like you know- Oh, that's worse than
2:38:25
your feet on the desk. You know he's calling
2:38:27
only when he takes a shit. No, like half
2:38:30
the time he'll be like- He looks like he sits down to
2:38:32
take a shit and the first thing he thinks about is you.
2:38:34
That's weird. Yeah, oh, he's weird. Do
2:38:38
I know this person? Mm-mm. Back
2:38:42
to Quake and video games. Do you
2:38:44
remember GoldenEye? My favorite. Are
2:38:46
you kidding? The hours that we put in
2:38:48
on that. So many
2:38:50
hours. It's the craziest thing
2:38:52
that I didn't see coming
2:38:54
or hate myself for is- I
2:38:57
don't know exactly what happened with denouncing video games. Those
2:39:00
are for kids. Yeah. But if
2:39:02
you just played video games and put a camera on you 10 years
2:39:06
ago, you'd be a multi-millionaire
2:39:08
now. Or chances are you'd
2:39:10
be alright. But you could be at the
2:39:12
beginning of the thing. If we had just filmed ourselves
2:39:14
playing video games instead of doing this, I bet we'd
2:39:16
be wildly ahead at this point. I
2:39:18
disagree completely. We just missed
2:39:21
that- the gap. But- People
2:39:23
want to watch people freaking out while they
2:39:25
play video games. And if you do the
2:39:27
episode where I break the disc, that's a
2:39:29
million- That's a viral moment. That is a
2:39:31
million- Ten million hits, for sure, yeah. New
2:39:34
episode. We've made our nut right there. It's
2:39:36
true. Actually, you make a great point.
2:39:38
That one video alone, yeah. So I didn't see that
2:39:40
coming, but of course it is. Of course that's just
2:39:42
the best. I went to the thing- Playing
2:39:44
tag with someone. Took out the disc- They're
2:39:47
gonna need to blow their head off for
2:39:49
you to be it. Yeah.
2:39:52
They just took out the disc, looked at Matt,
2:39:54
and his eye said, I bought this, and then
2:39:56
snapped it in half. And because of that, they
2:39:58
don't make discs anymore. it first,
2:40:00
threw it across the room, then looked me
2:40:02
in the eyes and said, I bought this
2:40:05
and then stormed out. And
2:40:07
then came back two days later with a
2:40:09
fresh used copy. Well,
2:40:12
we still had to play. Yes, we did. Yeah. I
2:40:15
lit you up that day too. They
2:40:19
talked about the possibility about
2:40:22
Navalny, because you must
2:40:24
know that theory now after the
2:40:26
election. The Russian guy? The
2:40:28
Russian guy that was killed.
2:40:31
Yeah. He
2:40:34
was killed. But they say it's
2:40:36
by Putin. Now the people say it wasn't by
2:40:39
Putin. It was someone who
2:40:41
said that. Demonize Putin
2:40:45
more. Because I think the point is
2:40:47
Putin locked up his political opponent and
2:40:49
which led to his death. There's
2:40:51
no way around that. Like
2:40:56
I said, what happened the first time is just weird
2:40:58
timing. Like it's so not
2:41:02
a good time to do. And I 100% wouldn't
2:41:04
put that past like Western. Or it's a total.
2:41:06
But just hear me out. It's a double down.
2:41:10
If this war lasts 10 years, which
2:41:13
it easily could, we're already two years in, it doesn't seem
2:41:15
like it does it. It doesn't
2:41:17
seem like what? We're two years into the
2:41:19
Russia-Ukraine war. No. Right? So we're
2:41:21
already two years in. Like I said, it could last 10 years. It
2:41:24
shouldn't. It should end tomorrow.
2:41:26
Yeah. Well, it's not going to. I
2:41:28
mean, listen to... So Tucker Carlson just
2:41:30
interviewed Putin. Suck
2:41:34
your teeth at me. So
2:41:37
during the Lex podcast, they talk about it
2:41:39
because he kind of like mailed it in
2:41:42
with Putin. He said he
2:41:44
went in with all these questions and then
2:41:47
decided to just let Putin talk, which
2:41:50
was probably a recipe for disaster.
2:41:52
But they have some interesting conversations
2:41:55
through talking about
2:41:57
the interview. You know what I mean? I
2:41:59
still think... it's ridiculous that like it
2:42:02
was never gonna end well for Tucker. You're going
2:42:04
to interview a guy who could if he
2:42:06
wanted to just disappear you in that country
2:42:08
right then and there. And then
2:42:10
he has the audacity to be like he
2:42:13
asked me softball questions like a pussy and
2:42:15
then I can pussy with his bow tie.
2:42:18
Dude he's not gonna ask you hard hitting
2:42:20
questions. You took a fucking billionaire's Super Bowl
2:42:22
ring off his hand. That
2:42:24
would have been a hard hitting question. I
2:42:27
don't think Tucker have the ring. Yeah I
2:42:29
don't think Tucker was worried about like his
2:42:31
safety per se because that's just way too
2:42:33
public for Putin could do something like that
2:42:36
you know. He doesn't want to make an
2:42:38
act of war against the United States that's
2:42:40
crazy. But
2:42:44
I see your point like he was never going
2:42:46
to go in there and be able to have
2:42:48
a legit. First of all it's being translated. So
2:42:50
right away you're like at this massive disadvantage. Yeah
2:42:52
every question he asked went back to Putin was
2:42:55
like first sir he said you look lovely today
2:42:57
in your suit. He said how did you get
2:42:59
so huge you know. He said
2:43:01
shirtless you look like an adorn. And
2:43:04
then he asked how the Russian people are
2:43:06
going to benefit from the next election. But
2:43:10
it's the Saudi guy and then
2:43:12
Putin. That's a funny. The
2:43:14
craziest world leaders or maybe the guy from China he
2:43:16
must be up there right. What do you mean
2:43:18
craziest? What does that mean craziest world leaders?
2:43:20
Because I put Kim Jong-un up there. Tom
2:43:22
G's. Oh you're like Biden isn't in the
2:43:25
conversation. What are you talking about? He controls
2:43:27
the biggest military on earth. How is he
2:43:29
not himself? Fine
2:43:32
maybe not Biden. Barack Obama controls the
2:43:34
biggest military on earth. If that's the
2:43:36
case. Sure sure whatever someone over here
2:43:38
controls the biggest. Yeah not
2:43:41
in Canada. I meant over there. The industrial
2:43:43
military complex operates
2:43:45
the biggest military power in the
2:43:48
world. Absolutely. What's your point? And
2:43:51
the Saudis do not have. Those are the
2:43:53
three most powerful leaders of the world. Russia,
2:43:56
America, and China.
2:44:00
Hmm and keep in mind too. I
2:44:02
don't think Saudi has a big army. They have Russia
2:44:04
and China. They have all the money Yeah,
2:44:06
I got what about North Vietnam. Isn't
2:44:08
it not the money is anything North
2:44:11
Vietnam or North Korea rather sorry? North
2:44:15
Korea they have no power though.
2:44:17
Well, isn't it whoever has the nukes has the power?
2:44:19
Oh, I think it's money It's
2:44:21
money. I think money is the most power. Yeah, I
2:44:23
don't remember Scarface saying first you get the nukes Then
2:44:27
you get the power first Then you get
2:44:29
the money then you get the khakis then
2:44:32
you get the girls is that the order
2:44:34
money khakis girl There's nothing about nukes in
2:44:36
there. No, no, but
2:44:38
in being serious now, are we that
2:44:40
is what decides? world power
2:44:42
is the nukes otherwise
2:44:45
North Korea Iran
2:44:48
these guys aren't even in the conversation, but
2:44:50
they're always in the package and you have
2:44:52
nukes. They're not in the conversation They are
2:44:54
in the conversation. If you have nukes you
2:44:57
have to be in the conversation. How many countries have nukes?
2:45:00
It's like six. Can you go look
2:45:02
at the score of the Boston game when you have a
2:45:04
sec? Do I want to please look at it? You have
2:45:06
to In
2:45:09
more Simon's will house reality
2:45:14
Celebrity rehab. Yeah was
2:45:16
was the first generation
2:45:18
of throwing dignity out the window Oh,
2:45:20
yeah, just taking the check to go
2:45:22
do there to humiliate yourself. Yeah, and
2:45:25
so it's not so crazy. Look at
2:45:27
everyone Vlogging and showing
2:45:29
what a train wreck their life is or I guess
2:45:32
the best life because back then they were just happy for it
2:45:35
No, I think the thing is this everyone like
2:45:37
for the long forever America most
2:45:40
of us love a comeback story We love
2:45:42
someone who's like pulled themselves up from the
2:45:44
bootstraps or who's pulled themselves out from poverty
2:45:46
or something like that We love that story.
2:45:48
So now most of us live
2:45:51
like a cushy life. So people want to be
2:45:53
a victim They're searching for some they're searching for
2:45:55
something to say I didn't have it that easy
2:45:57
and look at me Look at how well I'm
2:45:59
doing It's kind of like universities, like, so
2:46:03
because everyone was scoring so high, the
2:46:06
university started being like, well, what, you know, what
2:46:09
else do you have? It can't just be scores
2:46:11
because everyone scores high. And then it
2:46:13
started being this victim thing. Like, it's like, well, I
2:46:15
was raised by a single mother, like, oh, I
2:46:17
was raised by no parent, or you know what
2:46:19
I mean? And then and then it became this
2:46:22
thing where like, you couldn't get into university unless
2:46:24
you had the sobbiest story and high grades. And
2:46:26
I think that too has played into like this.
2:46:28
Everyone wants to be a victim. Everyone wants some
2:46:30
sort of sob story around them. And that's
2:46:34
how we end up here. It just it just
2:46:36
laid the groundwork for people to be to
2:46:39
exploit themselves to the max. It's
2:46:42
like crime. Like we like we grew up in an
2:46:44
era where like no fucking criminal
2:46:46
would have ever thought of posting
2:46:49
their crime somewhere where
2:46:51
it could be seen by someone else. Although
2:46:53
there was cops, which is sort
2:46:55
of like a vlog. Yeah, but
2:46:57
that's different. That's like the cops are actively out
2:46:59
there trying to stop criminals anyway. So someone's just
2:47:01
following them with the camera chat chat. Should I
2:47:04
shoot him or should I tase him? Well,
2:47:07
we also grew up in a time where
2:47:09
the idea of like a
2:47:12
costing fast food worker was
2:47:14
the last thing you would possibly do because
2:47:16
they got your order wrong. You know what
2:47:19
I mean? Like it's just a different world
2:47:22
right now. I
2:47:24
wonder I think people still treat
2:47:26
service. People snap.
2:47:30
I've seen I've seen they throw
2:47:32
coffees. Yeah, that's what I'm
2:47:34
saying. It happens all the time. And worse. Not
2:47:36
that didn't happen. Oh, I don't know. Or
2:47:39
it did happen. Just for sure. We
2:47:41
hear what everything more. It's back to
2:47:43
that Steven Pinkerman. Like I don't like
2:47:45
it's worse, but we just have more.
2:47:47
I don't know. I think politeness is
2:47:49
going out the window and the idea
2:47:51
of like respecter elders and things like
2:47:53
that don't exist anymore. That's just non-existent
2:47:57
in today's world. Yeah, but respect your
2:47:59
elders. window because we were like, wait a
2:48:01
minute, they just lied to us when we were kids.
2:48:03
That's all they did. So now we were like, wait
2:48:05
a minute, why do I respect these? Sure. But there
2:48:07
was always a certain, like, you know what I mean?
2:48:09
Hierarchy just based on age that seems to be gone,
2:48:11
which I don't know if necessarily is a good thing.
2:48:16
Who cares? That it, Kumar? Uh,
2:48:19
well they, they addressed that there is actually
2:48:21
a Euro step. Uh,
2:48:23
I'm sorry. Yeah. In
2:48:26
basketball, a Euro. Traveling.
2:48:29
There is an expert. I'm not crazy.
2:48:32
They've tweaked something to put a filter on
2:48:35
something to allow it to, and why, and
2:48:37
apparently there's people who could break down why
2:48:39
this is not a travel. Yes. And
2:48:42
it's just a rule. I don't think it would help me
2:48:44
get to the NBA. Had I been a use
2:48:47
the, or employee for that matter, the Euro
2:48:49
step. So that's why
2:48:51
it was just confusing to me. But now there's an
2:48:53
explanation. I accept it. Like you look at all the,
2:48:55
this guy just missed his college basketball. Yeah. Because of
2:48:57
the Euro step. The step. Yeah. Camara,
2:48:59
the best is if you look at all the comments
2:49:02
under, I've seen a lot of these videos or someone
2:49:04
breaks it down as to why it's not do the
2:49:06
comments under it or fucking hilarious. It's all people like,
2:49:09
yeah, try that shit at my gym. Motherfucker. Like
2:49:11
dude, it's just people like, I'll fuck you up.
2:49:13
You do that in my gym. Our game will
2:49:15
kill you. They
2:49:17
travel. They do. I'm sorry. The
2:49:19
Euro step. Fuck that. It's not just the
2:49:21
Euros though. No, no, it's
2:49:24
the move. It's called the Euro step. It's like
2:49:26
a specific move in basketball. I know, but it
2:49:28
must be based on European players. Of course it
2:49:30
is. Yes. You've
2:49:32
seen it a little. Euro dive and hockey. Well,
2:49:35
it's like you guys were saying no one does the pivot
2:49:37
anymore. The Euro step is just a. It's the new pivot.
2:49:39
Yes. They've incorporated. They're like, we're
2:49:42
not going to pivot, but then I get that
2:49:44
as like a bonus step. Right. What's
2:49:46
crazy is watching women. Yama. I watched
2:49:48
him the other day. He was standing at the three point line
2:49:50
on defense. He's standing at the three
2:49:52
point line and this guy drives the lane. From
2:49:55
over there at the three point line. He
2:49:57
just takes one step when we took one step.
2:49:59
and reached and stole the ball and
2:50:02
I was just like, dude, go go
2:50:04
gadget arms. Like, what am I watching? What am
2:50:06
I fucking watching? Yeah, that guy's long. Do you
2:50:08
see the other night time and he became, he
2:50:11
became one of the few members of the five,
2:50:13
five, five, five, five club. What
2:50:15
is that? It's where you have four
2:50:17
stats, where you hit five at least.
2:50:19
We had five blocks, five steals, five
2:50:21
assists, five rebounds, five points.
2:50:23
Fucking nuts. Wow. That's
2:50:26
it. Come on. Right. The Euro step that's
2:50:28
surrounding it. No, no, no. They talked about,
2:50:30
and this is the final frontier of sports
2:50:32
entertainment. They talked about, um, situations
2:50:34
where athletes would talk to you while
2:50:37
they beat you. Yeah.
2:50:39
The ultimate, um, Max Holloway. Beeb
2:50:41
is one of the new one,
2:50:43
whatever. Um, but the
2:50:46
trash talking that, well, we'll never
2:50:49
know what was said, but if we could get
2:50:51
into that still now today, players actually miked up
2:50:54
on an only fans and hear
2:50:57
what they say to each other. The
2:50:59
NHL miked up is the fucking best.
2:51:01
I would love to hear snippets, but
2:51:03
there must be so much sport, especially
2:51:05
the blame it on the game, just
2:51:07
the, just the interactions over
2:51:10
the competitiveness is the last, if the
2:51:12
missing piece practice, we're talking
2:51:14
about. Well, that was an interview. No, I
2:51:16
know. But him, Mac, Mac, that
2:51:18
miked up would be fucking home. Like
2:51:20
whatever Travis Kelsey said to Andy Reed,
2:51:22
we can read his lips there. Why
2:51:24
the fuck wasn't I on the fucking
2:51:27
field? Is that what he said? Yeah.
2:51:29
Dude, the clip of Peyton Manning. The
2:51:31
clip of Peyton Manning. Um,
2:51:33
have you ever seen it where he's yelling? It's dude
2:51:35
on the field. The guy
2:51:38
misses a block and you can audibly hear
2:51:40
him yell out, God damn it, Ronnie. As
2:51:44
he's running out to the
2:51:46
sideline, it's fucking incredible. Oh,
2:51:49
that's funny. God damn it, Ronnie.
2:51:51
But I must've made the same mistake like
2:51:54
15 times. Fucking incredible. When we started this
2:51:56
podcast, I was always saying there should be
2:51:58
a league where the fans choose. to call
2:52:00
the plays. Yeah, it
2:52:02
exists. That's interesting. Johnny Manziel
2:52:05
played in it. Really? Yeah.
2:52:08
And started right before it cultivated and obviously
2:52:10
fell apart. Johnny. Johnny football's
2:52:12
doing now. There's a lot of guys are
2:52:14
doing dude someone posted the other day. Anything
2:52:16
you say it will happen. I guess the
2:52:18
Patriots. This is a while ago,
2:52:20
but someone reposted the other day the Patriots hit
2:52:22
a million. It was either like
2:52:24
a million followers, they hit something some milestone.
2:52:29
And they tweeted out there like we want to
2:52:31
thank our millionth fan. And
2:52:35
their name was at because
2:52:37
it's Twitter. I hate
2:52:40
n words. Really? Yup.
2:52:43
No, yeah, dude. And they had to say thank you
2:52:46
to that fan. Are they stupid? I just think it
2:52:48
was an automated like whoever you know what I mean?
2:52:50
They have it set up so that whoever the why
2:52:52
you don't automate that shit those pranksters. Did
2:52:54
you hear about well dude Mountain Dew back in the day.
2:52:56
This is like one of the earliest internet pranks Mountain Dew
2:52:58
decided they were like, you've heard about that? Yeah. Yeah. Hitler
2:53:01
was right. To
2:53:03
name their new drink name the new flavor. What the
2:53:05
fuck did they think was gonna happen? I
2:53:08
don't know. Incredible. Yeah,
2:53:11
that's all I got. I love the soda. Love the
2:53:13
soda. And I give this a three and a half.
2:53:16
I'll give it a four. I'll give it a
2:53:18
3.425. Dan's just funny. Not bit
2:53:22
bitty at all. Just a funny guy. No, he's hilarious.
2:53:24
He's funny. He's willing
2:53:27
with every single thing. And
2:53:30
he didn't let Joe like steamroll
2:53:32
the conversation. He held his own like,
2:53:34
and water, let him roll the conversation.
2:53:36
Well, and was the same place he
2:53:38
was the last time he's on the
2:53:40
party. That's what I was waiting for.
2:53:42
I heard him every opportunity. I even
2:53:45
led the fucking donkey to the water.
2:53:47
Oh, I think you said it. And
2:53:49
I agree. Therefore, you only said it
2:53:51
because you didn't come right.
2:53:53
It's quite the week. That is an episode. If you made
2:53:55
it this far, thank you so much. Maybe just maybe you're
2:53:57
willing to go one step further. We have a Patreon if
2:53:59
you want to the show you can do
2:54:01
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2:54:03
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2:54:06
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2:54:10
shoot the shit that's it
2:54:12
other than that thank you to better help for
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supporting the show oh yeah an r.i.p bender that's
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it i hope you have a great week i
2:54:20
hope you enjoy your weekend and as usual as
2:54:22
usual keep
2:54:24
your eyes open
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