5pm - In a shocking development, it turns out the junk food industry is bankrolling much of the anti-diet “body positivity” movement // Why taking a “fart walk” after dinner is good for your health // How psychedelics saved lives during the October 7th attack on a music festival // Dear Abby:  My dad sold me his farm and showed me where he buried grandpa… and he has his skull on display… What should I do? // The FBI’s Body Farm // Annnnnnnnd, in the wake of Barbie’s success… We’re getting a Monopoly movie // LETTERS